#🎪bruh-fart
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might build a new pc just for my parents
i think i have all the parts minus the ram and monitor
@narrow lotus
Deceased chat
and then you remember you live in Romania
True…
Brug...
Repost but true
@stone blade Father : Bring me the good tools
The good tools :
My sink tap broke in half and spewed water all over
Pula in mortii si ranitii masii
It's always the shit made in 1950
That's what you get for grooming
true
Going back to the dentist to have the exposed bits of my skeleton polished and powerwashed
And then get scolded for not flossing enough
Ive heard about having an infection in the anal region: very very bad time 
Mood
Yeah...

A $460,000 North Carolina beach house collapsed into the ocean due to coastal erosion
460k 
Remember, building your house on a beach is a cool and good idea and not at all a horrible long term decision
Same for building it on sandstone hills near a beach
your house has been promoted to a barge
yeah because North Carolina was expecting a category 4 😭
Where is cowadoodoo big red one
isnt it worse in western north carolina?
"muh beachfront property"
Yea it went northwest of where im at in north Georgia, and continued that way through Carolinas
I'm in outer metro atl
Shrugged it off 
i'm more surprised by how bad the flooding further north was tbh
I used to live in a really shitty neighborhood in bankhead
Yeah idk why that happened
I was like "durrr arent you guys in the hills?"
It just rained rlly hard here
uwu landslide and building in valleys 
I suppose you’ve gotten a house then
$460k 
is that the original appraisal or after it got swept lmao
I live in the superior building location of the middle of the woods. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Ignore the bears, deer, coyotes, falling trees, bugs, and other wonderful things
That’s pretty ass lmao
cryptids
deer ticks 
The wendigos and I have entered an uneasy alliance against the ticks
that's always where it starts
before you know it, you're balls deep in wendussy and eating hikers
that's where wendigos come from, you know
I have a mortgage on a place near the suburbs of Atlanta, way better property value than some random plot of wilderness
gimme 
by the time i pay this off it’ll have gone wildly up in value because of sprawl
imagine if your city figures out that suburbia is a scam and stops sprawling
and your investment goes down the drain
lolwut
It would be incredibly based but we're already too deep in the sprawl
Reject suburbia, embrace megabuildings and arcologies.
bro is already in the middle of the sprawl lmao
urban planning doesnt exist here, never has
no
but the value is based on proximity to the city
and if a city starts building multiple residence buildings, that reduces the value of all nearby housing
I didn’t go into a neighborhood because of HOA (I have a bunch of woodworking stuff and it’s loud)
William Tecumseh Sherman pls rise from the grave and burn it down. (We will rebuild the city and sprawl it again because we are incapable of learning our lesson).
that's why nimbies are so against new developments
Only if they’re part of the same developer group
Usually similar layouts get competed with and the shit im trying to buy goes up
HOA would want me to stop smoking meat in my backyard, they are the enemy
Ask them how they feel about bats and radio towers
I'm not sure you fully understand the nature of the metro atlanta sprawl 
sorry
I only know my shithole hometown, a few military bases, and a few european cities
yuro cities dont deal with this garbage
I used to live near Camp Pendleton in SoCal. I do not miss the regular sounds of fire drills and exercises
Or the regular nuclear alarm tests
What I was suggesting was:
More supply reduces price
So if a city starts building economic space efficient housing, everyone who already owns property will see the value of their real estate drop
what am i missing?
affordability crisis regardless of supply 
the everything crisis
single family homes are not going to be cheaper, crisis or not

It's a win for Cat regardless since his property tax goes down anyways 
cat compartment
you've made it when you have a car compartment in your car, for your car
good stuff 👍
why
does that word
get blocked
ok that guy in the pic's last name
and "aint no way" after it

what word
this guys last name
petrenko ?
i ain't got a clue
It's a slur used by Ukranians against Russians
M*skal
I can't type it because it gets outmodded
that makes the best lube for bed
I'm surprised that Xalrider has never heard it
i actually think thats a real surname
heard of the xoxlov one
i remember you had a match between your team and some african one
Muskovite?
and a guy with that surname striked the russian team first

its a rock
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muskovite is a perfectly normal word, but uncommon
Muscovite its spelled with a c apparently
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How are you supposed to take a country serious who's leader looks like winnie the pooh
you are gonna dissapear
why do you love this man so much
let me be clear
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NAAAAAAAAAW
spray it on children

Say it
thats not a cute piggy thats hurting a piggy
fucking treetard
Tha fuck you doin to Pumba you maniac
siege piggy
if it was hurting he'd get up

you push it from a hill, and it rams the wall
its the same
lies
real
it's different
same
She solid on my snake till I metal gear
holy shit aubrey, omori

hey that's not nice
BRUG
i'm reformed
i have stopped telling people to impregnate @tidal trellis
you can change too

xalrider freaky arc, over

Fucking freak
@tidal trellis Twink
you're russian

never understood playboy carti
@tidal trellis when am i gonna get my money back
Tf are you talking about
YOU
he just eughs for moni
what
none of his fans have either
EUGH
you owe me
no I don't
call that bitch a track
play EARFQUAKE by tyler, the creator
yes you do
get payed
u never gave me money, I'm still as broke as last time
Hi twink
That wrench has seen war
i was gonna say nice english
I swear to god bruh..........
but thats literally how its called
that's the best tool
arent u guys muslim
I am, yes
who's you guys
do you have a beard
you know
no

gey
yes but I shave
isn't that haram
Harem
my dad shaves so,
either-way, I just like being smooth and clean
i know shaving is haram because the terrorists who shot up that mall got forcefully shaved by spetznaz in russia

bet you do

Geyboy

BRUH
cringe aah brainfart
why do you disrespect your religion that you claim
Recuse is here! But it’s spetsnaz
i think he dont care and thats good
my gifs won't load, no......
if i was a criminal the last thing i'd want is be captured by spetznaz 
ppl literally died for it
i find it disrespectful to claim it
even though im not religious
I think gooning to helldivers porn is more poison
People die for a lot of things
Like for a klondike bar
litreally nobody asked you trashcan
The gooner immediately feels attacked and escalates to insults
HEY
Proof?
i'm VPNing to germany
because of that i get ads
i didn't know 50% of germany is black people and disabled people

me saying it
Invalid
your face is invalid 
No
What, you got problem with that? Racist AND ableist smh
yes

i HATE germans
got reasons to
2 of em
oh hey

The twink is feisty
Do not pet
He bites
Yes
Uh

and I am a Space Marine
Your 'character' is from a music video
Music is haram
i rest my case
I have returned from the clutches of the mouth doctor and the exposed parts of my skeleton are now clean and shiny
Wait are you polish
what are u, my parents?
i dont think anyone wishes they had to deal with a son like you
Okay, shut the fuck up.
You can badmouth me all you want, but don't bring my parents into this.
They mean the world to me
You brought them into it??

bruh...
I like this
your mom
Twink is feisty he needs his nap
what about her
facebook mom meme
Sending this to my wife rn
Plot twist, I’m a facebook mom
when is your conspiracy post
Hi twink
BRU-
(I’m not, I don’t actually use social media, that shit’s cancer)
just can't win against haters
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
Also not a mom because I am a dude.
Why
Also not a dad because imagine fulfilling my biological imperative to reproduce
Get better soon
ok and?
Smelly
no reason for whites to infight
this gif is taking 10 years to load
Oh great euros fighting again
I think my internet is dying
always happened in the world bro
america is lucky it had oceans separating it 
They any good?
How about peace brother?
we euros are stuck with eachoter
ye tbf they kinda tasty
all those (nation that's not mine) stinking up the air
win

Your ruski

No
This country was created because why got tired of dealing with your bullshit and decided the fucking woods on the other side of the globe were better
It’s Slavic tradition you can’t break it
hated the brits so much you genocided the natives 
would rather murder all the bison and indians than come back and pay like 2% tax

I am finishing late evening work task, then I'm going to workout, then I'm making myself some pizzer
Yes
busy gym arc ?
They big cows fr
Ggs
Had a bison burger once
that's even crasier than i thought
It just meat
what is that
Matthew 5:39 "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also."
bison skulls
yikers
you like your cheeks slapped don't you boy

only to then pay 20(??)% to Anglo-Saxons
NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD FREAKRIDER NO
Pause on that
fuck that, I have all I need at home
true introvert chad
still W murder
@naive bison Peace?
I can't believe how much we get taxed these days
i don't think it's up to me 
i just work here man
you want fries with that?
3 bhocolate bhip bookies
speaking of fries
that kfc was good
btw never for a single second believe any of the companies that said they are leaving russia left russia

they would dance on graves for some dollars
22% of my paycheck is gone before it's in my bank, every dollar I spend has an 8% and then a 4.25% tax applied because of the state and city I live in
I pay a tax on my house and car
Xal spittin funnies
40% of my fucken money is taken from me every year
jokes aside
i honestly
legit
don't know anything about hungary

you can tell me anything about it ill believe it
In the sewers of Budapest live human-sized rats that possess tactical nuclear missiles
hungarians?
I’m the unholy mix actually Slovak-Hungarian
i dont know anything about slovakia either 
So just a regular Austria-Hungary citizen
About
But it’s like slavs to Gypsies
gypsies... 
i have a romanian friend
God rest his soul...
he's still alive
Is it iedy
no
@eager igloo @placid sail @stone blade @inland jackal @naive bison

Wait we actually aded stare
why is he kicking the hungarian 😭

@heavy peak did you add stare 
remove the first emote please

so the new one is used instead

@narrow lotus
Ah i see

Plus stuff with kosice and kaliningrad and transcarpathia
Funny stuff
I disapprove of this rodent abuse

Iedyanu
No
It has a cursed look to it
if the rodent disapproved it wouldn't have charged again
The 1st kick was whatever , the 2nd kick was locked in
fuck you buddy 🖕 
My man didnt give 2 shits about rat
That's fake you abuse me all the time
Westerners scream in panic
the rat didn't either
That sounds very wrong
why did it come again
Also I cannot read
Give me another game
BorderZone
Old ass fucking buggy russian shit rpg i played as a kid
But it was fun
Looks like gothic
I see maimed bodies i sleep
I see kitchen bug i

Red Faction: Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered
+ 
me when i see myshinka 
i see why you liked it
what genre
this one will always be better
Red Faction 1: Destructible environments! Also Red Faction 1: The later half of the game has no destructible environments!
it's 3 euro

basically crysis
half the game is humans that are fun to fight
the other half is metallic bullet sponge cephs
Did u play workers & resources
@narrow lotus holy shit
im looking at the game
it's like knights of the old republic for slavs

РОССИЯ 🇷🇺
РОССИЯ 🇷🇺
РОССИЯ 🇷🇺
РОССИЯ 🇷🇺 
can you still vpn to diff places to buy games cheaper?

Luv kotor
Pretty sure you can lose your account for that
so the answer is no
no, but I think it's another one of those mildly autistic city sim/industry sim?
See if g2a has any cheap keys
Apparently
mildly?
Maybe I will give it a shot
Fucking lmao
Its even discounted
Check KZT
so you're not going to try something else entirely and just go from one strategy game to another
idk i see whatever steamhelper showed
But its still pretty unpolished
Nah, it's cheaper in rubles
Also on list, but I wait for some discount
Aint paying over 180 cebulions for it
180 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 4,359.40 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:
Russian developed
space engineers
hey windows xp was the hot shit when that dropped 
Hundreds of hours were wasted welding already
the binding of isaac
(since youre destitute aah)
Not my cup o chai
try react him
allright now the weekend have started!
can we pregnant man react busy
@placid sail why did you block Xal?
if you tag me one more time with beer belly man i will be offended
i bet you people are popular!
I have no idea what's going on 
ehm.. and that was?
You deserve it
busy literally barely blocks ppl you must be very special
critical cringe ahh posting, if I have to rub my eyes, you're going into the abyss

man beer belly man is the hill people are willing to die on.
I wanna ride Singapore airport slide
Eat them
#🚽сральня🚽 message offtop brothers and sisters, please, tap on BO bublya emoji under this big text, support others independence
Who’s ur man
совершенно поехавшие на своих воображаемых рангах
Guys I put a thumbs down please vote

reddit guy
уж лучше бы в доте ммр крутил
sorry we do not condone political parties in this server get the fuck out
THEY ARE UNIONIZING
KILL THEM ALL

No please they will immigrate
No wars in the Middle East

I am pro peace
Brainfart is a homogenous community with its own unique culture
Flop will be forced into wearing a ushanka, a telnyashka and convert to orthodox Christianity

cute bird
Hi twink
I'm gonna go mad
I have a hour and 30 mins left
ITS THE SAME JOKE FOR THE 30TH TIME, IM GOING INSANE
Flop is my personal use of passing time
what am I? a Jester?
Yes. Exactly
Yeah that to
no
Yes twinky boy
You didn’t address sexual relief as alleged by charon

You exist for my amusement till I’m home then your thrown in the box to be reused again the next day
bro wtf
don't say that shit, that weird
You exist to suffer as we all do
I did nothing for this suffering
Ok bro the freak virus jumped from me to you
I've been a good man 
X
Change your personality, put on some muscle
I can never be true freaky when I’m competing with diddy
No one bothers you
A twink personality
and I look just fine
I don't wanna be all muscely and shit
Then you enjoy and get off to twink accusations because you have a humiliation kink
I exercise for good of my body only but otherwise, nah I'm good
claims are not factual
Trust me, it’s hard to be muscley 
Im only level 14 or smth bc 95% of my messages are from brainfart
Same

SOON
I should get back to Gamma at some point so I can continue regaling you all with tales of the Sin Stalker, Johnny Sins.
I got my levels from birdman 
Are you choking the twink
Kinky
choke my shotgun, it needs tighter spread of its pellets
p!implode 234771560093843456
Angy
p!magik 234771560093843456
Outstanding work
waiting for the day when brainfart isnt fulled with dum and twink bullying
so over
billions must be killed
it got boring the week after
The bullying will continue until masculinity improves
we should ban charon and xalrider
There really should be a separate leveling system or something for the two shitpost channels
I want to wear my brain damage with pride
You want to get a pic of his hairy legs or something?
But how can we see the legs if they’re covered by the coding socks?
I thought it was a
Bet he does not taste well
You can judge a person but not an animal
What does that mean
You can insult a person but not a animal
So? I can insult an animal for being a fat fuck too
Fat mf
That is like half human half animal -> half edible
Also it is unnatural to be fat
Meat is Meat
Only half edible? 
That’s what you’re mome said))))))
Let's be real even if somehow human meat landed in cheap proceced meat products nobody would notice 
Welp that was a missed opportunity to make a HL joke
what
How about I process you into cheap meat product
But please cook me medium rare
I was gonna type something freaky
do not
Mashallah you shall be baked for 36 hours
absolutely real
Portable anal-probe
had
i had 4 birds
had
🥘
What
God sallets are so sexy
Maces you to the head
Best plate helm fr
LOL
yes twinky boy
@tidal trellis
Greetings
sure twink
Evening chat, evening twink
hate you too Dina
better than "guh"
👋
you're guh
im against ksante 
whats wrong with guh?!
First mistake, playing league of legends
you use it
nothing wrong with it
i treat it as one of the games by playing it once a week
for them it's syllable or something
what that mean
It means your gae
❌ I like women
prove it


you can easily make this stop...
I just spent 30 minutes arguing with someone about siege balancing and I looked up their profile
Bronze 4 max rank 
Your lies woke me up
I dreamt someone was full of shit
Name a women you like
Ellen page
I mean theres nobody I like currently so
I can't just name one
but my preference is women
bruh

mouth, shut
guh?????????
me don't get it
I know, cause its not about dudes
Guh
Flop has never been so confused
Twink
AGAIN???
the hell
was it your pants?
i thought you told me im not allowed to borrow your pants after we're done
I'm feeling quite hungry...
Bet they mount it cowgirl style in public
where the fug
Where the guh
You heard of elf on a shelf but now it's a wench on a bench
Laff you didnt take these yourself did you?
hi @low atlas
Noone in the right mind would post those if they were his
Question to Americans, why is Pearl Harbor such a tragedy
it was an underhanded attack
It was a suprise attack that killed a lot
shoulda announced beforehand
I know troops died but it is troops, not civilians 
Ok and?
japan wasnt technically at war when they did it iirc
Here's a photo I took myself 
like, several thousand people died?
But I don’t see the significance of it to this day
floating hard or hardly floating?
a few civvies died or something
these things have been around for ages
68 civilians
I don’t really count military deaths as all that 
Right above it, 1,178 military civilians killed
im sinking
What the fuck is that
me too buddy
Also because Funny Wheelchair Man (Alex was this you!?) needed to make a big justification for going to fight in ww2
Wounded
my legs work
And it’s also “and” civilians

True, can’t read, it’s still a many thousands of needless deaths
Not as based as the Iraqi highway of death
dont let this stop you from getting a sweet motorized chair
i just played my first subdivision battle in gooncraft
11 russians scremaing in my ear
its generally considered a tragedy cus it was an unprovoked surprise attack with war being declared after
Well war is kinda needless b definition, I meant I don’t rate military deaths as highly on the moral scale
Sure it was cowardly and lots of people died but that’s kinda what the military is for
and all i know to say is 'davai' or 'vnimaniye'
implying most wars didnt start like this 
I think the significance of it in American society is a little bit overblown
You asked why it’s a tragedy, I would consider many wars tragedies
something something modern day
its a tragedy because america has incredibly strong cultural power projection
there
Its geopolitical significance is greater than its "moral" significance.
Projection in what way
Yeah explain that
therefore its worse when things happen to the usa on a global scale than it is when it happens to anyone else
The modern US military base network could be considered a result of the Japanese bombing of pearl harbor
Projection being the term to describe the amurrican ability to intervene in events far away from its borders.
not projection, strawman, ad hominem 
Didn’t know you were Alex
Thought I asked him
My bad
Can you type on one account at a time?
Guh
Cultural projection - if it means what I think, no one outside of the US gives a fuck about Americas tragedies
go on twitter In September
cultural power projection, the ability to disseminate and spread your way of life and your beliefs to others through non violent means, america is the best at it, even to its own populace
Would you consider the Japanese nuking tragedies
Someone else had to deal with it 
no but we know about them, when we really shouldnt, why do we know about american tragedies
It depends, maybe? There was worse shit going on
From Japan and shit like the Dresden bombings I think
I don’t know much about world war 2, not my cup of autism
muh dresden
It’s always dresden bro
why is dresden worse than hiroshima or nagasaki
when the casualties of dresden arent even a fifth of those 2
(tbh the firebombings were also pretty bad even prior to the funni nuke)
I’m not defending either
Are they tragedies broooo
well hold on 
Do people actully consider pearl harbor to be a significant event as a human tragedy kek
Ww2 is such a fucking black streak on human history there’s so many atrocities you can find a way to justify any of them with another

as a human tragedy is a wee bit strange i would agree with that, but it is a significant event
Well it gets brought up pretty often
Pearl harbor seems more significant for the events it set in motion rather than as an actual human tragedy
I actually never hear it brought up
I mean there's a tom cruise movie
A few years ago I decided to paint more ambitious freehand on the cloak of my Terminator Chaplain Tarentus. That’s the Timelapse from the process. A series of tutorials about painting it is available on my patreon 🙂
I wish I has even half of this fucker’s talent at painting minis
but the historical event's significance seems to be more about what happened AFTER 
can something be categorised as a tragedy if tom cruise stars in a film about it?
yea or nay?
It is a human but not a geopolitical tragedy when tom cruise stars in a film about it.

Can it be a tragedy if Nicholas Cage is in it? (besides the fact that Nicholas Cage makes it a tragedy)
yea
I liked Lord of War despite it being an anachronistic piece of shit kek
Bro Japan firebomvings killed the same amount as the nukes
one of the few times casting nich cage made sense 
The flash movie was definitely a tragedy
Yes
, that's why I brought it up
I looked up “Japanese war crimes” on Wikipedia and “Rape of Asia” is a term that exists
Rape nanjing specifically
I mean, the Rape of Nanking seems more common
would
@somber sandal https://fixvx.com/ZETTA_AZNEC/status/1842066626692469243
Ain’t that a tragedy
Gothic plate my beloved
Sir, hanyu pinyin doesnt exist yet so we're stuck using shitty Wade Giles 
guh?
neeko moment
what that mean
Neeko gaming
twink
Guh
not again!!!
the cow fetish person is here













