#πͺbruh-fart
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Meanwhile wes the serbian is allowed in here despite being barely sentient

Now in 3 months Iβll be 18
y'know what? I played runescape when I was 5 
And picked up the wine of zamorak
Zased
imagine what the relationship would be like
"babe, i'm the in middle of an argument online with a stranger. Can you give me a suitable pepe?"
"You got it, babe."
"babe, im in the middle of an argument online with-"
"im sleeping at my parents tonight"
rat mf
Can a man not study in peace 
telling on you to your wife
Hello Menace and Busy!
bites
dont you already have a wife/gf/roommate/lodger?
rat slut
Snitches get stitches
Besides she would say the same
she would cheat on you with the pepe girl?
Imagine if the bible warned of signalis

hows it goin silly :3
gooning good

were did it all go wrong
this is a child
average novice post
HER NAME IS AUTISM GIRL
autism is the season that comes between summer and winter, dumbass
you can forward messages now
is this car on drugs
scrunkly
what the fuck is this
wow what's the point tho
to forward messages
can you translate that cepbep
dicksucker
whats does cepbep mean
so you dont need to reply with . to bring up an old message
that means server you dimwit
yes we know he is, but what does the message say
does that mean im an ai
so what, this is no longer good enough for you? #πͺbruh-fart message
you're a server now harry
we're pumping you full of furry porn
im pumping tree anyways
cool ig
does it show for you too
or am i being fooled
hawk tree
Im being misled
Is the furry porn NSFW or explicit ? 
all kinds
we even have a snoop dog album in here
it was his debut album in 2003 labled "some bitches aint worth no bone"
does forwarding ping the ones i forwarded?
no
could i use this to say some bad words since im not the one typing them 
β¬οΈ
Izes mi tuki

No
@stone blade just confirm it means good evening
just when someone talks to you say βtrzeba miec wyjebane pedaΕβ
is better way
it means I love you
3tay no9ch bo tarma 
Sipu mi karu 


Tf u in bed for, you playing cybergae rn
he jorking it
im in bed playing cybersex
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Big Head Mode
high time i uranyu'd the fuck up
but why neco arc still
hi twink
p!implode 1008147783020187718
continued use of slurs does this mean delight is a slur
potion seller
its bad
says you
p!implode and a few others are filtered for ||peasants|| regular users
p!implode @coarse bear
bruh
this looks like 2 things kissing
I cant 
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local village aeldorman thinks he's a patrician, is actually still just a peasant
mines good
Wot
implod slop
One braincell
lmao
yeah right
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Im sure theres more
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yeah
i saw that tree
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<3
it was automod
whar

Ahem
well, it works
doing the lords work
it didnt even load for me
same
do it again i didn't see it 
it was bootiful
yeah yeah you...
1548


yummers
Ain't that Ben Shapiro's sister
very
What's kosher
idk


What are you implying here, lad
goonerfart
you know exactly the substance im talking about

ok for jews to eat like halal for muslims
MILK
HES TALKING ABOUT BREAST MILK
Xalrider try not to be freaky part infinity
Syndey Sweeney god bless America and HD Cameras
no pork or additives in accordance with their religion
it's just today
these have been the most downbad 24 hours of my life
idk what happened
im so sorry
π
they got him
Oh no I know that bit
Just "what" was the important part
Hi twink
reject him
With rocks
for 2 hours
oh heas meaning if bens sister is fertile and good to eat in accordance with jewish law
you know her instagram lore ?
wh....what
I wish not to know any
she donated breast milk
comments were so bad she had to disable it
β¬οΈ
Δn thα»t ngΖ°α»i
zamn what happned to yamyam

That is cool of her
However Xal should've stayed out of her comments
I REJECT THE ACCUSATION
that i use twitter

I mean you can already look at them for free
They are there
it was instagram
i spat out my food 
not twitter
dont use that either
you were banned we know

What if Neko-arc
But
Sister of Battle
p!implode
Aw hell ya
buranyu
n-arc

Defended? I beat his ass every time he post that shit
Falko ciao 
proof? 
Post cat
hi daddy
welcome back, maja
oh so you are a abusive dad?
Bro wtf are todays calls man
people call me to ask retarded questions
typical brits
helper
real
Afternoom brainfarters
thatβs a bus???
Yeah
crazy
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Idk why they made them thinner but it's a bus
Peak
hard
And shittier, these stools suck
I havenβt been on one in my life
other then a school one
What? do you have a car?
those drums hit harder than my mom when I was little
yuh
American
yea
Ofc
Oh, that's the reason
no
I am, I am 50% homosexual
bus looks so crusty and dirty
I hate buses but I have no other way of transportation
same
but without bus
it is funny cause Europeans and such think 6 hours is a long drive
but here it isnβt
Despite not having internet currently, steam for some reason has a pinch of connection where I can't play some of my games cause they need a fuckin update
elaborate
You can just go, upper left
Steam > Go Offline
exactly what I mean
but here it isnt"
our normal is their long trips
Tried that shit still needs updates
Rate my dripped out Salamander fashion. Made sure to not have anything flammable on there except purity seals but those are basically guaranteed to get deleted from existence 10 seconds into a fight anyway
where do you go on a 6h bus trip
Goofy ass launcher
I didnβt mean that part
we donβt have buses around here
I drive
oh drive
Haunted ass setup
6h drive takes me to another big city
amen brother

the only 2 major cities here is Pittsburgh and philly
And both equally

Suck
is it nice having such big states
feel like u have endless of land to discover
Hey! It's meth out in the country I thought

guns and crack true american experience
me dropping my keys in old town, harran
Americans thing that 6 hours to get somewhere is like a small ride because they all have cars
To me a 2 hour ride is a long ass ride
The runners on the hardest difficulty are just the absolute worst.
that's my average commute.
its a small ride cus their country is huge
literally. 
but its still a long ride
Random thing explodes two blocks away, runners immediately know where you are and are rapidly approaching your location
I once took a bike ride and was literally 4 hours
I can commute a few hours away for work.
OR
I can commute an entire day away.
for the options I got, that's as short as it's gonna get.
2 to go and 2 back
Iβm in the top 5 poorest counties in my state
We moving
Up
Just last year we were 7th

its like they say about states in the union. thank god for mississippi. 
real
1h takes me to another country 3h takes me to next big city 6h takes me to bigger city
Cuckstool
do you sit there

NAW.
Ngl looks like a place Iβd sleep at
DON'T TELL ME lmao
tell you what
you fuckin live in mississippi don't you.
no
okay good.

Are those markings on the cushion part or is it just fuckin disgusting
thank god.
its a bus seat
crust
its crust 99% of the time
Thatβs like a 16 hour drive
unless its like some big city bus
never touch anything in the bus
We have similar seats on Danish busses, only a little more room and a panel separating the seat from the entryway. Low key the best seat on the bus as you don't have to sit next to some smelly cunt.
sit and wait until you can depart
Not even myself?
I feel this is appropriate.
@narrow lotus
whats the speed limit on highway in US
state by state depends.
Itβs like 2.40 a gallon
ur state
65 by law. but people go 75 on average.
highways are usually above 60+
wait thats so low
Regardless
trains are cheaper per person and faster lol
cheaper price, cheaper people.
PA highways are usually 65 with no signage or 75-80
I forgot Iβm in the same state as you
crazy
not here it isn't. 
@narrow lotus you know what would be funny
75 makes more sense
I shoulda installed satisfactory before the hurricane hit so I could at least let my autism make time pass faster
It is around here
if people got banned for cringe reacting the furry art
I live in NY and like its a dollar extra because of taxes.
which art
heβs weird itβs justifiable
shcroll up
literally nothing else. just the taxes alone add a dollar.
LMFAOOO
Rip

still would drive my car compared to taking a grayhound
listen to my own music, no people peddling fent.
In PA, near me, gas is like $3.50, which is cheap compared to the usual 3.60+
taking the metro would be better for like 80% of people than taking a car
if more cities would actually develop their rail lines
DIG. A METRO. THROUGH THE ADIRONDACKS. MORE CONCRETE. MORE!
smoking that anomalous pack
freak of nature
I WANT MORE URBAN SPRAWL
and highways arent???
π
atleast metros are underground
make uranium roads
The hit game metro 2033???
honestly metros should be together with highways
chicago mentioned, immediately ignored.
Chicago...
dude have you seen the NY metros?
but cars are epensives
yeah we get it america is a third world country in everything but military
you dont have anything nice etc etc

i get a cheaper ride yes but I am quite literally gambling with my life. (and I don't even get to carry a gun)
at least in my own car I can keep one in the glovebox
sorry i am deeply retarded
boston's highway project
still, moving it underground is better
cause then you can beat the fuck out of it
@inland jackal bee is back, and apperently hes russian
lmao you're more likely to die in a car crash than on a metro
bully him
dont worry lil fella a gun wont save you if you get t boned by an f150 running a red light
i hope him all the worst
wait what
wait shes back?
@bee.
my brother in christ, you actually have a higher chance of dying on the NY metro lmao
Where
dying in new york traffic maybe of old age. 
what if a nut falls on police car
he ll find a way
it literally just aint true π
the only reason commuter rail is so high on "others" is because people throw themselves infront of trains
seems legit.
i wonder how high motorcycles would be if they were on the chart
I worked on rail. the systems are tight. the people falling off the overpasses are not.
this has been up
for 7 minutes
and not a single 
i am disappointed with this chat
hi vro
hello
lets touch vro
does this account deaths BY the transport?
cause you kinda rarely die to trains unless suicide

idk if it counts deaths by crackheads on trains
yeah
thats the "others"
ie people not in the vehicle
This is not a request
that could imply difference between people inside the vehicle and outside
not the cause
of death
tbh i imagine the number has only gone up for everything else and down for trains
like a car hitting someone vs a car hitting something and a passenger dies
how do you tell if it was someone getting stuck on the rail or them just parking their car on the tracks
not really possible to do that in a number that is good enough to make a study about
that would probably fall under crime statistics
definitely. with more electric lines going up the safety crap in place is a huge improvement.
more likely to die from a crackhead in a car
or a drunk driver
FOR INGERLAND
"During the last six months, there was one violent crime for every 55,000 riders (on the LA metro) compared to on buses, where it hits one out of every 300,000 riders. "
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"Windows 11 is helping me find my gun."
now car deaths, just DEATHS, not accidents, are 12 per 100,000 people
rookie numbers
you're like 6x more likely to die, or atleast be injured, driving than riding public transport
well yeah, have you seen a train? Accidents involving them tend to do more damage to people outside the train.
poor fella
waffel
and 100% of the fault goes to the person getting struck
a train goes in a fuckin straight line on an obvious track
usually. I've seen a few crazy derails. maintenance is important.
yeah true 
unless you get pushed in
or you're in a car that gets stuck on the tracks
all i know about the NYC metro is how unreliable it is
but even then thats you crossing when you shouldnt be
delays
like stopped for maintenance
same, but it's NY so ofcourse.
yeah delays
fun fact i had a small role in a movie about the Moscow metro being flooded 
one third of the rail lines of NYC is the grounded pulp from people killing themselves by jumping infront of them
molasses flood
now post the coomer one
Yeah but is this even news? One takes a 30 minute test when you are 15 to drive the other involves months of training and specialized licenses/degrees to operate
What I love of my local supermarket is that if you forget your bag, you can grab a box and carry your stuff
tldr: crackheads are safer than most drivers, therefore take the metro
making you take out their trash.
Why you buying so much yogurt
so much yogurt
Driving yourself takes way less time, that's the benefit

what kind?
Convenience of time and effort
it depends on the city tbh
seems good.
in places with actual well built rail lines
Or if you are even in a city
Kek
City brain ass
is there a channel for posting clips of racing?
cities are the places with metros
everywhere else has trains
you're in it
smh
but its no racing
racing is boring
your fuckin lame
we dont take kindly to racists round these parts 
what about a channel for posting clips of racism?
Turn left vro
@river zealot π sucks ass even more now 
smh
not that type of racing
I'd rather watch golf than watch racing, and I'd sooner kms than watch golf
yeah yeah drive on
are you THAT boring of a person? racing is awesome
watching cars go fast is fun.
@toxic sundial I think we should invest into bullet trains
Especially the crashes
agreed
car go in circle at constant speed, who gives a single flying fuck

thats nascar
what about a comfy compilation of golf fails?
even football is more fun
You can go to any highway and see that
and i dont watch football
not exactly
what are you racing?
only type of racing we're interested around here is interracing 
i was in an RX7 on shutoko in Assetto corsa
Better yet when you are on the highway YOU can go fast
Smh
cars are boring
so like a rally race?
are you dumb?
yes
its a japanese highway known for its illegal mignight racing
cool
BRO DID NOT JUST NERD EMOJI BASIC INFORMATION
that seems like an easy thing to shut down. not sure you could call it illegal anymore.
no its not?
basic information is things like "being hungry is bad"
it used to be a thing tho, alotta midnight racing happens either on the mountains usually in japan OR they go to a track
true...
I think we should invest into bullet
not "insert highway is used heavily used for illegal streetracing in japan" which is something only a racing nerd would know or care about
im investing into the nota capture fund
why midnight? Surely it's easier to drive during the day.
we're gonna put you in a big room with 1 light
because during the day there is more civillians using the road
that would be far more entertaining
its like im talking to people who dont own a car..
no you are talking to people who dont care about racing
being stuck in a rush hour and driving extremely slow? hell no
95 % of car owners dont care about midnight illegal street racing
everybody watches racing for the accidents
i'd say that number would be less tbh
I can maybe understand watching racing in person when you get a sense of how fast the cars are going, but on camera? I could show you a car going 70mph and a car going 200mph and they look the same because it's just a fucking car
Grok should add a homeless man that lives in chernboly and you can find him there but very rarely
Youβre talking to people who donβt care 
I watch nascar unironically
π€
Sadly racing cars are very "safe"
Itβs certainly more entertained on tv
all stalkers are homeless
Tru
I tried to watch F1 but all the race times are at fucking 3 am here
racing is just astrology for men
Nascar was better when they were running from cops
Explain that
Nascar fell off in 1934
No, crypto is astrology for men
no thats gambling for zoomers
False, it was peak in like 80s and 90s
Ok sigma beta male alpha male is gender theory for incels
Based bro
correct
I get more of a rush playing clash of clans than I do watching racing
clash of clans is very strategic
gets your mind working
I burn more calories playing clash Royale than the average racer in 2 hours
that's what you meant by yoghurt male
Racers burn literal kilos in an f1 race
Just saying

Some intense clan wars
Oh wait kilos and F1, yeah they are losing weight because they are starving euros
Forgot
Ok buddy are you American
Nascar racers have grease fat directly injecting into their veins during race
for someone who doesn't like cars you're sure do yap about them buddy
We have like a 2.2$ Big Mac 
maybe you are more American
Okay buddy
Ohh, of course π€¦ββοΈ
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Yeah I'm really interested in 4 year old hicpx Inflatuon data
I mean
Keep going
Also 4 year old data mid pandemic
Me and my mom and my brother like to eat yogurt
took you so long to come up with a reply.
So it's like 12 yogurts and it's for the week
I was walking in the street with a boc
Box
yeah sure, fat fuck
I said you tell me, not a Google link
yogurt is yummy
Yogurt is good when plain
Me fat? Lol
Yogurt is not healthy
Most fruit yogurt bullshit is straight sugar
Flavor
It's a texture thing I don't like pulp
Mate thatβs the cockroaches they are the best part
Vanilla and strawberry flavor
Cope
Yogurt is absolutely good for you
Garlic in yogurt,
Grill yourself
They are packed with protein fat and vitamins
1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 0.91 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
They are high in sugar mostly though
Savory yogurt can go hard don't knock it
A lot of good sauces have a yogurt base
And also insane sugar unless itβs the flavorless dogshit variety
I remember liking one that was Greek yogurt, it had some red berries pieces and it was so good
Yogurt is supposed to be sweet
Good yogurt with some honey
Is buss
How does my yogurt lean
It's dairy it can be anything

Yoghurt + a little honey
Sweet ice cream, savory cheese
Nothing is SUPPOSED to be sweet
fruit
What about sugarcane
I like natural yogurt with salt and leek
Or some rasins
Eat this sausage
I want pizza
Okay buddy what is this now
Iβm supposed to be the only degen today
I would love a kfc chicken burger rnβ¦
I bought a Women PDU Rapid Shirt and it's so comfortable
the last kfc cihcken burger i had was so dry
You have more quirky clothing than fingers
Think about that
Did you try eating the stuff that wasnβt bread on it
I'm rocking the girl operator stuff
DPU pants, PDU shirt
Try the DN outfit
DPM PANTS, PDU SHIRT

dvcl k pants sofdgb shirt
And a dick nun
Random ass letters
A deez nuts
β»οΈ
I am rich af π²
of course it's california
and then he crashed into a family of 4
a family of 4 in california? yeah sure
@narrow lotus >go outside to store
2 drunks yell at taxi
it doesn't stop
they start swearing instantly
ah yes
its still funny because haha fart noise
can never go wrong with fart sounds
match with woman on tinder
she instantly unmatches
@solar obsidian @narrow lotus @robust cove @flint jacinth @shell venture @coarse bear @sage rover @frail scaffold @broken topaz

no way
Rizz
Alo Ivan
perhaps the kind of women that would not dislike you are at metal concerts or car meets
good point but
or auto racing events
that requires going outside
we bulgarians we dont date
arranged marriages?
(you were born somehow)
SILENCE CHILD!!!!
I'm about to be 20 soon, I don't count as one!
can i put shit in the shelves i made or are they just decoration in my hideout
cant be done chief
only in gun and pistol racks
nothing fucking new, discord, telegram and twitch were lagging like crazy just the day before
those assholes were obviously testing stuff
we're gonna lose busy
guess I need a reliably working vpn even more now

gotta rent that offshore server after all
buy proton
why not electron 
proton not working for me
free version, at least
doubt paid one is different

is that a 6 star challenge?
@narrow lotus @storm stream
82? i have a job to do
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VAMOSSSS

go get milk , survival challenge everytime
I go out at night I'm afraid I will get mugged
everyttime i come home from work
just mug people instead
Oh my fucking god NOOOOO
On days like this i enjoy having guns
I always carry a weapon if i can
76 
@frail scaffold GN
Niniii
You're younger than me
Are you big man
Might as well be a baby
by like 2
you fucking ape
blow me dry shine
grandpa
since were gonna play this game
I've gotten way stronger the older I gwt
bitch
Men literally get hotter as they get older idk why youd be afraid of getting old
Honestly older I get the less I care, probably gonna do some crazy shit in my 30s
Like making chlorine gas
@old kettle @radiant torrent @steel bone 
NSA it's a joke
Get a BBL
??? says you
The 50cl of 50% pure chlorhydrique acid it's just for washing my toilet
White people age like rotting milk
keep your gey thoughts to yourself
This channel sucks now that novices are here, trying to be smart in shitpost fest channel
Black don't crack and Asians don't age at all
bring back old brainfart
Go act smart in front of josta
racism all day
Hell yhea
US Military are bullies
fuck off
tryharder
Lol, lmao even
citizens aren't supposed to have guns
Imma commit
i want a bike
Well uhβ¦admins arenβt supposed to suck dicks
No funny get fucked
Is there no audio in this video
Its a gif disguised as an mp4
He aint an admin but close one
mods...........
no funny in the video
@frail scaffold ALOOOOOO
Alooo ivaaan
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