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idk if theyre the same thing
Shaun is the stop motion character
no that's the welsh
ive been unanimously accused by my former partners that i look like the shoebill
is that a compliment?
excuse me, we have standards. Goats are better
harder to catch
less fur to go through
Context : A city in Romania added these interactive TRASHCANS where you can separate smoked cigarettes from other shit , it writes : What do you like to smoke with? Tea or Coffee ?
Well my incredibly intellectual brethren started putting money and non-used cigars in there because they think it's a fucking charity box , not a trashcan.
They proceed to throw the cigars on the ground as usual .
@stone blade @placid sail @heavy peak @grizzled meadow @pale ingot @inland jackal
why are you in a salmon colored coat tho
Nice jacket
how well manicured hands you got too
he dressin like a PIMP
a romanian donating something?
falsified story ❌
post it when it goes full romanian and someone cracks the box open and runs with BOTH ciggs and money
Soon, they are smart, they wait for the lootbox to be full
secret santa for romanians
Romanian Advent Calendar is a crowbar and the Emag easyboxes
sounds way more fun than regular advent calendars, i see the appeal
Why are there many hatted people there
Seaside city i guess , they have the traditional straw hat against the sun
i ate on that restaurant on the left once , good food , terrible pricing
effects of not having coffee how tf i said stray

Lol
ball crusher 3000
ye
custom made?
Make an ender pearl 
theres an idea
if you do that
you know youve come far
i guess
You just have to throw the opportunity real far


«donation box»
No European shall go without a smoke
Breakfast
They call them shit like "ultra peach" 
read the cringefest on the back
i love it
Dunno mine's the right one
My brother has one I think
Im supporting the local economy
I can ask if it's worth 80 or not
decent imo
cus I know he got a lot of mileage out of it
aye
why was he selling it tho?
that's the suspicious bit yeah
get to sleep fuck face
this thing has a lot of quirks but 80$ sounds nice if it runs
He's a flippa him
local discord too so I think it was like got into 3d printing but didn't print much anymore
whereas I have eletronic projects and like little esp boards that need cases so I can fucking use them more
The thing is if you try to use anything besides PLA you gonna struggle
that 80 is so sus
figured as much
does he only has one pic of the thing?
you can ofc upgrade these but economically speaking you may want to look at a ready solution for whatever you want to do
yeah
It is furry hour
I shot a question we'll see what comes back
Time to close discord before my boss walks in.
Goodbye
pla is fine for most situations, if it's not exposded to outdoor levels of UV or gets in contact with water you don't need to worry much
cya surrae
Mods kill him
@slender rock what would you use it for?
for minis or some delicate stuff you could risk getting a resin printer
probably some enclosures for some ESP32s and some diy eletronic projects
and other dumb shit like minifigs or this face cube thing as a actual object
Someone drew this just to brag about their hand drawing skill
Please do
40K brainrot
"I... am STEVE"
okay... monsterfuckers and ork fuckers on the same spectrum
jesus
question is does the ork lady give headpats?
No but she would last a long time on bed
why is it always hypersexual
so if the orc spores land on a non hostile paradise world something like this would develop 
Elden Ring ah
brainrot complation in ffw
canonically it just says harmless mushroom but I like to imagine it'd still be a sentient mushroom creature, just not dumb fight ork but maybe pleasant to interact with mushroom royalty type
Yes
makes a wireless electronic detonator
U saw those kids from tiktok doing the Andrew Tate mindset
Cringe in it's purest form

@narrow lotus PULAAAAAAA
ironman vet run, made it to legendary
Couldn't find anything on Carnies
Carny, also spelled carnie, is an informal term used in North America for a traveling carnival employee, and the language they use, particularly when the employee operates a game ("joint"), food stand ("grab", "popper", or "floss wagon"), or ride ("ride jock") at a carnival. The term "showie" is used synonymously in Australia, while "showman" is used in the United Kingdom.[1]
"will you sipu mi tuki?"
when are you getting hell she said soon i need to request it first
and then I asked for a specific flavour of hell she said I cant because they force me to buy a specific ammount

we lost
are you gonna get off bandit at all?
or are you pure bandit gaming
I just realized
Yell at her
mercs are lawful chaotic while bandits are neutral chaotic and mono are chaotic evil
you can apply that to duty freedom n loner
she supplies me with monster and the shop is so close
Lawful chaotic
lawful good, lawful neutral lawful evil
Your loss
mercs aren't good but theyre not bandits or monolith levels of bad
so they go into neutral chaotic
or idk
yea
Lawful evil you mean
hehehe
Caffeine defficiency
Can relate rn this tiger had less than 100 mg
myshinka you still polish?
Stealing sips of my wife's monster
Unfortunately
Real
But my wife doesn't let me
no one is holding me back
who the fk is your wife
im just a pussy 😎
you are
i am what i eat
an idiot?
what?

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https://youtu.be/RBLZdAu49a8?si=Rurc9YVhCde3n7gt @low atlas @eager igloo
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First demo song bro played big pimpins
@eager igloo 
@narrow lotus
there aren't bass car meetings in Bulgaria
There are no cars in Bulgaria
You move by horse carriage
Sounds fun
i did this , and random meme pages that prob got hacked or sold and turned into some random crypto scam bullshit or porn / onlyfans promoter sites

Mine got banned
Only if you think the Ork thinks it is
Then it becomes true
Objectively though
As I said
Wanting a man to become a woman so you can sex him is kinda gei
Orl has power to make everything they think true

hello gae cat
Ni
not gae
hows it goin
working hardly, hardly working
Looking at the clock
it goin tick tock
:3
the masculine urge to return home and sleep all day rises by the minute
That’s not masculine
Men don’t come home
https://youtu.be/MVHq4NeQVkU?si=yS5lTMjWmzWOFNa_ @narrow lotus underrated movie tbh
is it home if your parents aren't there xalrider?
They become a wandering samurai walking the earth in search of greater purpose
Peak male rolemodel
I just realized the film taxi is one giant ad for peugeot
Wait till he finds out about fast and furious
walk to china with me

With you? Hell naw
I wouldn’t even go to china myself either
pussy
who said we're eating there?
first 2 or 3 movies are ok
the rest is garbage
We're going to the Chinese desert
Ivan soon gonna be talking about his “masculine urge to wear womens clothing”

no
Hello Ivan, Menace, Xalrider, Surrae
I'm not gey
No
opa
🖕 
hello and good morning catbit
Hel 👋
Disgusting
I won't
@eager igloo alo rat
is your Bonsai tree still alive
I'm awake, hello people
Hello Flop
hello kniwT
hello flopirex
shoutout to my man Gnormk who hadn't even mistaken it for a charity box and just had zero clue what it is, so he has stuffed it with grass
wait you have a bonsai tree? or you mean that lego thing
My wife does
show
Im not in home
Also its nothing to brag about, doesn't want to grow anymore
Basically a stump with a few leaves
myshinka it's a bonsai tree the entire point is stunted growth
I'll vaporize you
Was that way when she got it I think
zzzzzz
Bruh
You don't fall asleep when I'm threatening you Mr, you have any idea how rude that is
flop full of angre and hate
i have a different definition of adorable but you do you
Shawarmachine
I am saying in a mocking tone btw
Well no, peace and love
i know i know but still, it's flopirex
So how's everyone doing
you're supposed to feed it with fertilizers and control the growth while having its roots in that funny flat pot, so it's still smol, but develops the branches and leaves a bit, and the entire process takes years
Bad, good? Meh?
dying inside
I hate you, so much
mfs got a gif for anything and everything flop says
Stop acting like a twink if you don’t want people to think you are one
You’d stop responding if you didn’t like people calling you a twink

rottmaxxing ✨
I DON'T THOUGH?? I just wanted to make meaningful conversation 
Free to Play
I know, I was one at one point 
hi twink @tidal trellis
You lucky I'm going off to do something mr
Getting your skirt ironed?
But real question, tf2 play session when 
you have to stop replying with shit like
"no Im not a twink 😭 💕 !!"
Been obsessing with the blasphemous soundtrack
shit is so good
ima start praying to the miracle soon on god
if not twink why have twink avatar and sound like tsundere twink?
EXACTLY
like you cant get more twink than that
unless youre madi who had his literal SKIRT PFP

Probably 5 hours from now, but S5 can start earlier

rude
no I love him
Ello
Or shall we say
Weeds 
squad is getting an update
new faction
cas loach with dummy rockets
but no anti air added
and its mostly just reskinned already existing shit
very cool owi
there are
3 new guns i think
also no heavy armor except a reskinned m60
very cool in a game that, at the moment, is very much babying armor players by not letting TOWs one or two shot them like they should 90% of the time
and also by making TOWs inaccurate and wonky as hell
Blud is high as kite
company is forcing me to do training for another company
I'm gonna kill myself Ivan was right
family
The day of my birthday I usually get saluted by my brother, my mother and that's pretty much it
I'll be studying during that time
My aunt, my two close cousins and done
There are others that salute me but i usually don't reply or reply really late
do not
The word "salute" in english doesn't mean greeting or message.
The word salute mostly means a military greeting
And this gesture
Saluting is Saludar
Idk I just woke up and I'm dumb
Nerd
🤓
I just chose the closest word I had to saludar
There are a lot of foreigners here who can speak english
And they obviously care a lot about speaking well
Also Salutations
I remember a Russian speaker here accidently used the word "battery" instead of "radiator" once
I only knew what he meant because I can speak Russian, and knew what he meant to say
this is brainfart not brainrot
What the fuck is this
I thought it might be Armour Plastique
what is this french song?
But i love these singing sonic videos
indila I guess

It's "tourner dans le vide" from Indila
i bet diddy bought one of those Lube Barrels on amazon
55 gallons
Who's Diddy?
also, saluting with the left hand is wrong af. I often see non-military people do it
Holy shit
I just do the peace sign
Why do I feel like you had that bookmarked?
You should have played along with the joke
no
said you were up to some gae shit
Im never up to any gae shit
I would probably buy a barrel of lube if I had so many money roaming around
(insert incest joke here)
P Diddy?
p!who
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The crazy thing about this amazon page is the recommendations under the item
porn podcasts
Because somebody named Diddy let a whole 55 gallon barrel of lube in their stairs so the cops couldn't get to them
I think
It's just crazy that there people out there so coomer-brained that they save money by buying lube in bulk
"55 gallons of lube? I go through that in three weeks!"
imagine taking a dip in the lube barrel
No you may not
just submerging yourself in it
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I bet these coomers don't have pony jars
they have pony barrels
What a wild world we live in
You know if you ever feel luxurious
You could buy 55 gallon of Horse Semen from Glock
Just so you know
that would be very expensive
do they still sell that?
I would just buy a Glock from Glock and just kill myself
they probably dont have gallons on hand
(asking for a friend)
because thats typically not how horse semen is sold
That would be actually useful if you have to use a latex suit
i think
Need to watch eventually
No you put a latex suit on with baby powder
I want a Glock (tm) horse
Its not
But its funny to think a gun company sells horse semen
Of course you would watch that show twink
What
BRUH
You seem to have a lot of experience with latex
By using latex
but its not the preferred method
I wish I could afford latex
But I would probably use it once
And then let it die in my closet like all my cosplays
You cosplay?
Lucky me I never actually bought a latex Evangelion Asuka Rei Plugsuit cosplay
Used to
Ah
I used to enjoy cosplaying until my ex girlfriend forced me to waste money and make a cosplay and then it just became a hassle
I still have it around and the worst thing is that people have said multiple times that cosplay was the one where they knew me
And I'm like: "Ah… Ahahaha… Fuck…"
Fnaf lore
Violence never the answer cori
what about ww2
Also how it ended
Bruh, I'm a pacifist
Might be the answer this time cuz she's just a big annoyance, everytime I see her in the street, she's being a hardcore attention-seeker wearing very weird outfits and using wigs even if she's not cosplaying
I wouldn't associate you with the word good, cori, just saying
You watch hazbin hotel
Nothing wrong with that
True, all my enemies are ontologically evil and all actions against them are permissible 
So true bestie
Its a show I like, 
a pacisfist
I remembered when I had to go to the mall, I was going to buy a pair of shoes and I somehow get called cool with anything I wear, I was wearing just some 6-color camos, a crop top polo shirt and a zipper hoodie and I got called cute like 4 times
Yes??
And the time it was like freezing cold and I used a whole lot of fucking clothes to not feel cold and I got called "Trasher" and "Cool"
I also make up scenarios in my head 
I swear I'm gonna buy a bunch of skiing monosuits or just that russian suit
Bruh
It's up to you to think if I'm telling the truth
What's that Russian suit's name?
Grozna?
Groz…
Gorka 3
I'm gonna get one of these and not feel cold anymore
Bonus level for free score
I actually had the money to but certain war happened and somehow all Gorka's disappeared from the market
secret cow level
At least the ones that I was able to buy and had worldwide shipping
Greyshop actually still doesn't sell the Gorka although they used to
"somehow" 
Yeah, I can't talk about it without getting punished
But I think you know what I'm talking about
Gorka's are used for hunting and fishing cuz they're just useful
Like people buying surplus clothes to go hunt
Because they're famous for them using Gorkas, although Gorka's official website says it's also for hunting and fishing and outdoor activities
hiii @broken topaz
Like Salomon Hiking Boots being used by Mercenaries and PMC's and other brands cuz they're pretty much the same use
Yeah, cuz guns and tactical equipment is not 100% military use
The same with clothes
I could get a Mossy Oak DC Winter Parka, a surplus hunting pants and some Panama Jack boots and I could go to war or go hunting
Btw I like this DC Parka tbh
Reminds me of the Night Parka
Lmao
my korean carrots have started fermenting
It says gullible on the ceiling
someone should probably clean that off then
My dream piece of clothing is the AEM-01 tactical hoodie lol
I think it appears in Stalker Shadow Of The Zone
yeah nvm you right
Stalker cosplay wip
Jealousy
The way the world is going, this will be just clothes soon
140 bucks lol
My man's cooking
It already is, I live in the slums of my city in Hungary basically
Like that bad European movie
Black Crab
Svart
Something
Pretty much it starts as everything went to shit in Norway and civil war and things and blahblahblah
And they're sent to get some shit with a lot of equipment just to go skiing and all of them die
Gonna re enact the picnic but instead of Estonia it's hungary
Bad movie, pretty boring
We expect you to talk
Mf using red in an urban post apocalyptic combat environment
osaka dying withing a week of an apocalyptic event because she failed to reach local camo store and refused to wear anything else to preserve herself from the elements
Yeah but she's affiliated with some kind of military
She's actually later given clothing for a mission
well maybe she's not wearing it and given it later because she simply doesn't have it?
careful with old warsaw pact stuff, especially gas masks at it might have asbestos in it if its old enough
I know
I've taken every safety precaution I know I can afford
Good morning brainfart
its all we can do
Hello busy
mornin
But then how is she recruited for a really special mission if she's not at least given something before? She has a very pretty HK416, a Glock 17 and pants from the military
Maybe her jacket broke and just grabbed what she could get

Idk it's surviving and urban, idk if colors matter that much
@tidal trellis twink
?
Bombastic side eye
which camo is the guy in the right using?
Clearly monolith
looks like a faded subuded m81
Yoinkw
Hard as fuck
Woodland is a different pattern
@grizzled meadow
I donno then
it's a stylized pattern
maybe swedes camo but like
not from an actual cut
Its a Gray Teal
hmm
POPPED AN ANABIOTIC AND AN ENERGY DRINK.
I SEE GOD 
:/ probably fashion only
they plastered a probably fashion camo to a worn out M65-ish?
and the movie never shows it ever again
Why are you so invested into camouflage 
Maybe the movie has a deep importance in sociopolitics in Swedish but idk
i like them
also im autistic
hyperfixation is hell of a drug
even tho its a pathetic thing to fixate on, i just like camouflage
and discovering how many camos are
It’s just patterns
Sounds very autistic
So it fits

patterns that respond to a enviroment and a station most times
Use black everywhere
Ez
actually in the movie Svart Krabba they use full black uniforms even tho its winter, all white and skiing in ice
Go at night
because the mission is called Black Crab
but they have to keep going thru the day
tag every Ivanko you know
Don’t
its like 200 kilometers while skiing on ice
actually the guy keeps using the same camo i just didnt noticed
everything with vodka lmao
I don’t have audio on so maybe that’s Bulgarian
The text is Russian tho so that’s what I was going off
its just the dude having an ache and asking his dad if he has anything that can cure it, and the dad shows a bottle of fine vodka and angelic sound
I am literally reading the subtitles

Ur not Bulgarian
so basically, if you're sick, drink vodka, if you have indigestion, drink vodka, if you have a pimple, pour vodka on it, if you have a injury, clean it with vodka, if you're nervous, drink vodka
@stone blade
Hello friend
its the same with the Pisco
people dont know if its chilean or peruvian, but they fight for it
how are you mr artyom :3
No, just Pisco

Wrong
Pisco as one word
Pissco
Les dejo un macho tomandose su botella de pisco como macho wn
Jajaja
damn i cant imagine drinking pisco or vodka alone
not really, if you live somewhere the cartel is very present, they'll likely kill you for using their emblem or sum shit like that
It’s me sorry I will keep it down
like the winged jackets and the fatasses harley drivers that think that only gang members can use them
damn
the difference is that one will kill your family and make you watch before killing you and the other will annoy you in the mcdonald's driveway
Slept thru half the lessons for today
Last one is Harley drivers
Feeling great
that sounds like a lovely neighbors
@green schooner
What

Look at this
Hello
Hi
shut
no
monosyllabes

A bit of exploration I did today !
wandering to the sewers of france isnt exploration
If those were sewers, they'd be surprisingly clean lol
hiii @coarse bear
It's near the fondations under an old museum
hows ur malaise goin
Ello
So close yet so far from being free of it
@narrow lotus @stone blade
i changed my mind
What did you come down with, how are you still sick
Aids
Have you tried uzi thing on red fellows?
brainfart syndrome
No way you have a worse immune system than mine and I'm mega weak
Twink immune system
hiii :3
Are you also twink
No
I will fry you
Heyyy frotter
cori is the one who knocks
hows it frottin vro
About to go to work
Also where did your old name go 
kostyumier, your new nickname is Pepito
Ah shit
Well then
damn
What?
Hi twink

not yet
Ah yes
Marco Pierre White
@tidal trellis out from all of these, who doesn't call you a twink
The most merciless chef out there
Cmon
He is the secret final boss after you beat Gordon Ramsay
Super funny
i wish to live for now
Uhh, I don't keep a count
I lost my kill list of people

🐟
This guy gon massban you all
He is literally me
Not me, i did nothing
@coarse bear i have a question
My brain
You can be first in line to face the wall, yes
na tuki si mi se igro 

YOU GOT HIM
i did 
⬇️
na tuki si mi se igro



bruh
I want to give you chocolate-like color nickname
But I'm too afraid of mods so please leave this place 
nope

That is terrifying
What man is playing loud music in my vicinity, I can hear him from up here
P!translate ru vicinity
vicinity
окрестности
surroundings
go deal with him
Some c2 english lessons

a man who is not a twink, so definitely not you, you are not playing any music
I mean it's slightly annoying but still
Mission complete: Bully Flop
we just some common folk 
I'll let the man play his music
But you don't do it, so you are spared from my wrath
tf is that nickname
I believe so
"you are spared from my wrath"
i got VeryShit4
wrath in question

Belarus
Ah
Cock lover 
there's a end in
friend
girlfriend
boyfriend
but not in
BOOZE
liver failure
Is that joke funnier in spanish?
no, its just as bad
type it out in spanish
i once got punched for making a bad joke
I know a good joke:
-
what do you call a coffin with two black people in it?
-
Twix

That was funny, but /warn
How many NCR rangers you need to change a lightbulb?
Oh that one.. go on
uhm.... i dont know
tell me
i actually dont know

xd
Holy shit
we could do it today
Bro 

now its 2960
you shut'e fuck up
Are you twink btw @potent hamlet
idk i might be
wait what?
i hear song from GTA SA on background

Real
no fucking way


im wearing full tonghab rn
P!translate ru tonghab
tonghab
Тонхаб
daaaaaym, that shit is so fire
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camo
Bro was about to have a bridge moment
bro used discord instead of google it
Cuz i can lol
hows it goin busy
doing alright, how about you horny cat
sleepy but also not sleepy
mmm, tastes like fucked up sleep schedule
yeah its bad
im prolly gonna sleep now
like 5 am
CALL MOM IT'S BAD 
i want some tiger stripes pants
and a boonie hat
oh did you watch the uhmmm
palworld stream he did
what is the primary reason of not going to sleep in time
yes
the recent one
well, it was playing on background
they are the worst team ive ever seen 😭
wdym it's the usual toxic sunday gang
team survival game and they keep robbing eachother and making progress at half pace
they're always like that
Karter makes good shit
yeah but its fine in shit like content warning or whatever
my guy they do twitch for a living, every game is content warning game for them
imagine them just being serious and doing progression stream of palworld, year after it's release
boring ahhh shit
i just want more tgc simulator 
toxic without sabotaging for the bit
which was entertaining















