🎪bruh-fart

[potent hamlet]

Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Serbia and Slovenia

damn

[austere crater]

You call that a war?

[potent hamlet]

that's a big country

[toxic sundial]

[austere crater]

West and east bitching around?

[toxic sundial]

What would you call it

[low atlas]

you wouldn't wanna enlist in our military anyway, if you don't have family ties in the military, you are in hell

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/arma-arma3-warcrimes-gif-26499473

[low atlas]

It's heavily influenced by tribes

And I ain't no tribal

[toxic sundial]

Alright I gotta walk home

Cya

[austere crater]

West and east bitching around

and germany was occupied

people like to forget that

[toxic sundial]

Shitfire It was daytime when I got here

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/686694153643622400/1287538201455624274/IMG_6367.jpg?ex=66f1e8e4&is=66f09764&hm=e7c05e136cec019c09cbabdbdd2f9b245c3e7b5ad534b6a8b733b414d8ae9bc9&

[storm stream]

Watch your step and watch out for cars bud

[low atlas]

catbit

[potent hamlet]

Occupied by commies and

WAIT

[low atlas]

may I ask where you're from? I can't figure it out from your speech

[potent hamlet]

IN WHICH DISNEY XD SHOW THE SONG ''ALL THE SMALL THINGS'' BY BLINK-182 WAS USED IN IT'S OPENING''?

[storm stream]

Europe

[low atlas]

I though you were NA honestly

[toxic sundial]

I got another drink for the walk

[low atlas]

Take that as you will

[storm stream]

Neva seen that b4

[toxic sundial]

Occupied implies state of war

I'm right ur wrong common euro l

[toxic sundial]

Alcohol tea

[storm stream]

Oh

[austere crater]

if you say so

[potent hamlet]

Calm down
is there a problem?
let's a get a pizza
and then act like never ever happened
calm down
it's only tuesday
we'll get a pizza
and hope that no one ever hear us talking

[green schooner]

tea but alcohol

its good

[storm stream]

What kind of tea?

[potent hamlet]

Calm down
cuz im a genious
Its only thursday
and by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine

[green schooner]

idk its just sweet

[toxic sundial]

It's literally just southern style sweet tea with malt liquor

It's what pussies who can't drink beer drink (me)

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199860299168235692/1277270146905538620/Snapinsta.app_video_An9x-VDd_f-q2kVkM9e8dvuv6Mo_QlvP1gTEhE2D_99o_jRNRP3LJNwaB3Kf3ewPQQyTRYubTWJKBK9DHNjuNzHy.mp4?ex=66f17805&is=66f02685&hm=6a3c2828f8c90d690f36e2e806d742a82fe4389dcc9c2dd8668d4b4d25a09450&

[storm stream]

So americans don't even diffenciate what kind of tea it is? Like black, peppermint, fruit, green, white...

[green schooner]

idiot

[storm stream]

Tbf, usa beers are usually bad

[primal rapids]

Most Americans don’t drink tea that hasn’t been drowned in sugar

[low atlas]

lipton ice tea

a thousand crossmarks over 'tea'

[fading portal]

The emporium of man are the good guys because they are human

[primal rapids]

But the forces of Chaos are also human or formerly human. Except for the daemons.

[toxic sundial]

No lol

There is tea

And sweet tea

[fading portal]

Your first mistake was calling the forces of chaos human

[toxic sundial]

If you try to say like green tea you get called gae and beat up

[primal rapids]

There is hot leaf water and hot bean water

[fading portal]

And the imperium gives me extra rations

[primal rapids]

Imperial rations are made of corpses

[storm stream]

I see

[primal rapids]

I’m not even joking, most rations are made of corpse starch

[fading portal]

That’s just extra protein

[storm stream]

What if I go to some place that already is gae af?

Brooklyn or LA

[primal rapids]

We’re sending you to Jersey

[green schooner]

i mean i only drink

whiskey

moonshine

and vodka

i dont like beer

[primal rapids]

Rum is my poison of choice when I drink which isn’t very often

[potent hamlet]

i just tried a couple jeans that were from my mom

[primal rapids]

Osaka confirmed jeanstealer

[potent hamlet]

i stayed with two of them cuz one was a flare jeans and the other just somehow highlights my curves lmao

something like this

lmao

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh

[potent hamlet]

i remember hardtacks

[primal rapids]

Unless you live in or near an agri-world, or you’re wealthy and privileged, your meal will probably contain some amount of corpse starch, algae, or grox.

Or even some combination of the three

[storm stream]

That's not you, is it?

[toxic sundial]

Holy fuck

It's floor time chat

[idle veldt]

What’s floor time

[potent hamlet]

i wouldnt want to eat hardtacks cuz theyre just bread with a whole lot of fucking teeth breaker

[potent hamlet]

no?

[slender rock]

flour and glue

[potent hamlet]

i just took a picture of the pants on pinterest

[storm stream]

Ok

[slender rock]

calm down there

nota

[toxic sundial]

Bryh

[slender rock]

no

stop it

[toxic sundial]

I'm on the floor

It's floor time

[toxic sundial]

When you floor

It's floor time

[idle veldt]

I tend not to tbh

[toxic sundial]

[storm stream]

Just laying on the floor is nice sometimes

Especially if you have carpet

[primal rapids]

The floor is made of floor

[toxic sundial]

Cold bathroom tile is peak

[low atlas]

laying down on ceramic hits different

[primal rapids]

I have four dogs, the floor feels like dog hair unless I just swept

[toxic sundial]

Get less dogs

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3526797

[toxic sundial]

Pants off too

[primal rapids]

Instructions unclear, got more dogs

[toxic sundial]

Go to PetSmart order -1 dog

[primal rapids]

Last time I did that I got a dog made of antimatter

[final cedar]

Pet(sm)a(rt)

[primal rapids]

Really made a mess of the yard

[toxic sundial]

Hold on let me math really qu vm

[chilly birch]

Smrt

S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

SBEVE

[visual stirrup]

Guardsmen, when the corpse starch tastes just right

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-peter-b-parker-sucking-fingers-tasty-into-the-spider-verse-gif-26286176

[final cedar]

@broken topaz

@broken topaz

@broken topaz

[toxic sundial]

Average weight of dog 25kg
Dog of matter + dog of antimatter = 50kg
E=50c^2
C=299,792,458
C^2 = 89875517873681764
E=50•34596000
E=4493775893684088200j
The little boy atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima released an approximate 6.3E13j of energy
Assuming the antimatter dog collided with one of your dogs of the same weight, an approximate 71,329 Hiroshima detonations worth of energy would be released. Maybe

Roughly

Idk I've been drinking

[deep topaz]

at least you're a science drinker and not a beat people drinker

[toxic sundial]

Idc im not double checking

[toxic sundial]

I'm a programmer not a science guy

[deep topaz]

do you program while drunk

[toxic sundial]

Nbi

Just sayin I couldn't post this

[toxic sundial]

This is of like a medium size dog too. Can change wildly depending on dog size

I forgot to mention that, looking up average weight of a dog is absolutely useless

Thank you I deeded that

[shell venture]

dementia

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/wizardsextape/status/1831452925526470833

[toxic sundial]

Real ti

Too

[proud torrent]

brainfart

check out this fella

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1837817460398915584/vid/avc1/576x1024/McTWmDiMTWWT4G75.mp4

[potent hamlet]

my bf got mad and is trying to mask it because i didnt wanted to have a call with him today because im sick and i cant fucking breathe properly

[toxic sundial]

[proud torrent]

https://i.imgur.io/XyxW2gv.mp4

[final rose]

This fella smart

[proud torrent]

smart fella or a fart smella

[ruby minnow]

i think smart fella

[toxic sundial]

Yummy grape

[primal rapids]

Grapes versus cherries go

[ruby minnow]

grapes

i like cherries too but

[final rose]

Grapes

[ruby minnow]

i think grapes are kinda better

working as a 911 operator must be hard

so many people calling for pizza delivery

[final rose]

[ruby minnow]

like you ask "Are you in danger?" they say

"Yes, pepperoni"

bitch

what does pepperoni have to do with danger

smh\

[proud torrent]

until they make seedless cherries a thing grapes are the obvious answer

[low atlas]

cherries no doubt

i love sour food

[primal rapids]

Fun seedless fruit fact: We made the original kind of bananas with seeds in them extinct

[low atlas]

seeded bananas look fucking awful to eat though

[primal rapids]

Another fun fact, tarantulas have become an invasive species in multiple regions from hitching a ride on imported bananas

[toxic sundial]

Don't really like either but defo grape

Cherry texture always rucks me up

Fucks

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996064010514473110/1287518203051773963/460451492_516996811282580_1258910881815308991_n.mp4?ex=66f1d644&is=66f084c4&hm=6ece73653821b4115e16dbc1c60425ea9b08feac5ca6912d94e4fc013134c16a&

KotH pilots when they get a hold of a little bird

[glad carbon]

hiii @pastel quartz @toxic sundial

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-your-kiss-hug-gif-27037053

[high meteor]

hii frota

[glad carbon]

omg hiii :3

[toxic sundial]

Hello little ibiot in my phoen

[glad carbon]

hi gae orange cat #2

[toxic sundial]

I'm bi at best

[potent hamlet]

i always thought RC Helis were so cool

[glad carbon]

what are you at worst

[toxic sundial]

Homophobic

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-cat-facepalm-cat-bruh-bru-gif-3855516381892795428

[low atlas]

@glad carbon help me

https://i.imgur.com/JulpdqH.png

what do i do with this man

[glad carbon]

was he camping

[low atlas]

idk, i found his backpack on an artifact hunters body

[glad carbon]

send that shit back I guess

[green schooner]

sell never let people enjoy Stalcraft

[low atlas]

i msg'd him saying 'yo about your backpack, you wanna sort it out?' in both english and russian and he ignored me

[glad carbon]

vro prolly rage quit for a week

[low atlas]

yea but 100 quantum batteries is not something you vendor

[green schooner]

so?

Ruin his day

[glad carbon]

just mail that shit tbh

[low atlas]

idc i want money

hes a freedomer

[proud torrent]

you will enjoy this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgOBIoPpjU

[low atlas]

i just dont wanna let this go because

[green schooner]

Even better

[low atlas]

i wanna kno

[green schooner]

See it

[low atlas]

what the fuck was he doing

[green schooner]

Sell*

[low atlas]

to get 100 quantum batteries

in one run

[green schooner]

Outpost

[low atlas]

died in forge

[green schooner]

Encampments*

[low atlas]

and outposts you dont get rewards to you directly, you get it from mail

[green schooner]

like the merc ones

[low atlas]

ermmm, they are called STRONGHOLDS:?

[green schooner]

yes

strongholds

[glad carbon]

charon ur very mentally ill

[green schooner]

Gabba goo

I’m sick af

[green schooner]

and? It’s widely known

[glad carbon]

u should be euthanised I think

charon we're going to put you between 2 logs and squash you flat

[green schooner]

I’m going to spread my genes everywhere

Call me khan

[toxic sundial]

Hahahaha

[glad carbon]

barracks bunny twink

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/lYihh7Z

[green schooner]

only a couple more months till I enlist

so yes

[green schooner]

maybe

it is great possibly

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-message-gif-21998755

[green schooner]

He most likely did duty stronghold

Then merc

Or

monolith and merc

[toxic sundial]

This is my new reaction image

[green schooner]

Since it is loser

closer*

It’s the only way I can think of

surprised he died tho

[fluid epoch]

Now that’s pain

[green schooner]

but he was freedom

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-gif-12798344145506295943

[green schooner]

Kinda had it coming

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1287114351274102805/Comp1.gif

[fluid epoch]

Oh word, death to the furries

[green schooner]

yeah see

@low atlas even he agrees

[fluid epoch]

Merc gang, see you in mines cuh

[green schooner]

I’m duty

Lmfao

[glad carbon]

hiii vro when we touching

[fluid epoch]

See 👏 you 👏 in 👏 forge

[green schooner]

I quit playing Stalcraft

I have been arma maxing

[fluid epoch]

[low atlas]

EU?

im come you soon

i need to kill BOTH sides

one side isnt enough

[fluid epoch]

I goon in NA

[minor cypress]

Shalom brainfart

[fluid epoch]

Oh damn, it’s goon hours

[toxic sundial]

@glad carbon

[toxic sundial]

What's up zoro

[glad carbon]

me when I get u

[minor cypress]

Not much, just chillin. Last day of work before i get a week off too, I'm gonna do absolutely nothing

[glad carbon]

asbestos kitty :D

[toxic sundial]

I've been drinking since 5

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/948918769495969863/1160859266001948733/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1-1.gif?ex=65363170&is=6523bc70&hm=a883155aa36ebeebe7006552a783fb4801c8c0cda8fa2e00a37adec6a369d334&

[minor cypress]

but whatcha drinking

[glad carbon]

coors lite i bet

[green schooner]

He drinks that shit sweet tea

Twisted tea

[toxic sundial]

Margarit

A

52oz frozen margaritas for 11$

[minor cypress]

Based, hope its loaded

[toxic sundial]

Dude it fucking is

This Mexican place I go to all the time knows what's up

[minor cypress]

We've got drive thru daquiri shops down here, one of the few redeemable things left

[toxic sundial]

They put the cheapest alcohol in this shit but they put a fuck ton in

They know I tip good too so they full mine

I always get drunk there and they start calling me amigo it's chill

Pinche veys

[misty seal]

hi

[minor cypress]

Heres their drink sizes, they have a king cake daquiri thats killer

Plus they sell boudin, crab cakes, sausage, meat pies, gumbo, etc. Love that place.

[misty seal]

You know i love you right❤️ I
love you more than anything.
You keep me sane😘

[toxic sundial]

demon of babylon

[misty seal]

babylon

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249408446110109724/1254893216642236477/gifkitties_-_1751470205652332749_1.gif

[toxic sundial]

Just saying if I posted that at peak hours it would've gotten like 8 keks

[misty seal]

demon

[toxic sundial]

Y'all are a lost cause

[glad carbon]

twink

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/nino-brown-gun-aim-gif-14330078

[toxic sundial]

[misty seal]

?

who

[glad carbon]

you

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-meme-gif-10529824212370830454

[misty seal]

is it bad

it felt like 3 minutes

but it says one minute

passed

im just saying

[idle veldt]

Don’t hit them with that

[misty seal]

not about that situation

[idle veldt]

Ooof bro

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-shinonome-proseka-meds-gif-24907290

[misty seal]

2.5 minutes passed it felt like one minute

what

weird

[minor cypress]

Attention span will do that

[misty seal]

You mean my attention span is bad

[misty seal]

i just noticed

[deep topaz]

nod dog bless my batteries

[misty seal]

HHAHAHAHAHA

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-fall-funny-gif-14683854

[minor cypress]

One day, nods would be cool to get.

[toxic sundial]

Gah fuck you ever drink so much it's harder to breath

[misty seal]

cus you drank that margarine

[minor cypress]

Nah, get some water or something for future you

[misty seal]

margarite

[toxic sundial]

Wasn't just one

[misty seal]

that why

drink water

[toxic sundial]

Nah

[misty seal]

u would die

vomit*

[toxic sundial]

Local gas station doesn't close for another hour

Gonna get another beer

[misty seal]

NO

[minor cypress]

live your best life, get a snack too. Booze + no water and empty stomach is a bad time

[misty seal]

margarite sounds cool why would you decide to dump something like that with peasant stuff called beer

its probably not safe

[minor cypress]

because he finished the margarita?

[misty seal]

i wouldnt mix alcohol beverages i think its bad idea

[minor cypress]

But why

What do you think a bar is?

[misty seal]

a

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/784487027063914499/1285611097285595167/20240910_155805.jpg?ex=66f22663&is=66f0d4e3&hm=dc487b64f74e7ac94a0feda193ff9de20843e654f267351ff5c252f449c87ecb&

[toxic sundial]

Fuck it's raining

[primal rapids]

Just move out of your current biome

[misty seal]

/tp

[deep topaz]

/tp dry

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[misty seal]

right

[toxic sundial]

I walk

[misty seal]

u drink

[primal rapids]

I drive

[misty seal]

they watch

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/clippers-la-clippers-ryan-gosling-drive-driver-gif-4160363243489953596

FUCK

I forgot my cigs in my room

[misty seal]

i know

[primal rapids]

omw to steal nota’s cigs

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329759787896012802/1287581339146653828/c6ca8a46a04ca2e0.mov?ex=66f21111&is=66f0bf91&hm=6a621d32e1222b674103e689d3ded291b186902af093d3615d232e36761d74f6&

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1287606354361585796/filtered-2F26AD9E-1C3D-422C-B043-BE8F402A7F8E.mov?ex=66f2285d&is=66f0d6dd&hm=3ee45c6282cdafe591914dd26f30f39fdc5b5fdd5e867ef0b2c7a82ec1c17178&

catula

[toxic sundial]

@toxic sundial

[glad carbon]

/wild

/coc qasmoke

[high meteor]

get tf out my dev room

[glad carbon]

sorry stinky

[high meteor]

you may have one item

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-dance-demoman-gaming-tf2-dancing-gif-17138310

[glad carbon]

hows ur night goin mr @high meteor

@grizzled meadow

[toxic sundial]

Beer acquired

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/667040484270669852/1286332209749295114/shalom.mp4?ex=66f17a39&is=66f028b9&hm=42de5c365f1dfa350812303dd7a896792ba33bba5f61c711c2ff3038b1feb0f9&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1287491769340268637/78b882a1ff5b4daca4647bb9a68a4b72.mov?ex=66f1bda6&is=66f06c26&hm=e2942a73ad441ac9bc0fa551428b7577214d868eba949e6ae4297858ad4c6b70&

idiot cat delivery

[high meteor]

pretty great. Madness day was peak as always, wonderful art and animations

[glad carbon]

[upper shore]

Don't forget the god himself is releasing part 12 tomorrow

[high meteor]

god i cannot wait

i still got a bunch of animations to watch tho

[upper shore]

Did you watch bridge mankind collapse yet?

It's fucking peak

[high meteor]

i dont think i have

welp thats another to the queue

got like 6 tabs

[upper shore]

@glad carbon I have 36 tabs open

[glad carbon]

same

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/sugarcoat-dr-monty-monty-shitshow-it's-a-fucking-shitshow-gif-4501248593328872817

[high meteor]

my strongest soldier

he will destroy gods in the coming hours

[upper shore]

Oh my god TIBBLES!!!

[toxic sundial]

I have so many google literally just switched to a smiley face

Not even kidding hold on

Happens when you go over 99

[glad carbon]

:3

[magic tartan]

bruh

wtf

[high meteor]

also got this absolute failure

idiot not even wearing real armor

[primal rapids]

So what's the reason to use the Power Sword over the Chainsword for Bulwark in SPESS MAHREEN 2

[deep topaz]

probably better attacks when charged

[high meteor]

power sword has a lot of CC potential in its charged form

also has a dmg up when you switch forms with one of the perks

but chainsword better cause its a chainsword

[toxic sundial]

I would pay like $300 for a chainsword

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1838065758150201741?t=_bF8lOTvUrXwZKsR0GF2mQ&s=19

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2024, 4:00 AM

Why his feet look like that

[fleet silo]

Why you look at his feet?

[high wing]

why not?

[potent hamlet]

Mf was gonna kill himself making a Sit-rise test

[magic tartan]

how to get up like a video game character aah looking tutorial

[deep topaz]

how do you not use your knees to rise

[coarse bear]

Don't roll onto em to get up

[glad carbon]

hiii :3

[coarse bear]

Ello

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-doorbell-camera-gif-26533202

[high wing]

bro is not beating the allegations

[glad carbon]

hii dandruff

[high wing]

hi protagen

[glad carbon]

frotagen

[glad carbon]

good afternoon btw

[high wing]

afternoon

[high meteor]

there is no cells currently working within that head of his

[high wing]

leaf him alone

hes trying his best

[high meteor]

stoopid danger noodle

[high wing]

wouldnt that make you one in the same as him

[high meteor]

yes.

[toxic sundial]

Rollin down in the deep

When your brain goes numb

[high wing]

Astro nawt

[toxic sundial]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER

[high wing]

Heheheeh

[ruby minnow]

i'm experiencing the darkest 8 am ever

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bH5nF.gif

[ruby minnow]

anyways here is cool screenshot

[high wing]

Fallout 4

[broken topaz]

Very funny

[high meteor]

yeah you was right that shit peak

[coarse bear]

Childe

[broken topaz]

No

[coarse bear]

Does your XBox 360 Elite controller vibrate with Discord notifications now

[broken topaz]

Man i love the 360 controllers

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/cigarette-gif-22068855

[broken topaz]

I still have a 360 elite controller that works like a charm

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori Hi Nobody Hi Dry Hi Bird Brain

[ruby minnow]

that is a brexit geezer

[toxic sundial]

DAY IN THE LOIFE OF A TRU BREXIT GEEEEEZA

[coarse bear]

Chat can have a little bug, as a treat

[deep topaz]

woah

[high wing]

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ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2024, 5:30 AM

[coarse bear]

Welp
There goes that

[toxic sundial]

BUG

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/chibidoki-chibi-doki-vtuber-pink-gremlin-stick-bug-gif-3942564135085775641

[final rose]

food??

[modest oriole]

I will grip my phone with force

[quaint ore]

Nitrogen Narcosis

[visual stirrup]

For those who don't know
there's a myth that absuing aspirin will eventually make your eyes blue

[deep topaz]

i think there's a certain chemical in it that results in turning something blue

[quaint ore]

Its either blood or piss

[ruby minnow]

i saw what they did in arma

the only enemy of AI is AI

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon

[dreamy flax]

@pastel quartz (mkpro12_83271) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive pfp / name / bio or #banned

[narrow lotus]

Morning

[glad carbon]

for what purpose

[glad carbon]

hi stinky

[narrow lotus]

Using Sims 4 music , pathetic

[gleaming grove]

young man

[naive bison]

1984

[potent hamlet]

Okay so i

Was in my bed

Trying to sleep

Then suddenly I wasn't fucking able to breathe properly

Im sick so it makes sense

[glad carbon]

stop smoking so much

lung cancer mf

[potent hamlet]

Today i only smoked one

[glad carbon]

smoke none

[potent hamlet]

Yesterday I got none I think

Yeah, yesterday I didn't smoke

And got sick

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

smoke for cure

[potent hamlet]

I'm tired

But I'm not in the mood to sleep

[slender rock]

snmek

[naive bison]

he looks like a worn sock

[glad carbon]

saddest little fella ever

[naive bison]

deserved

[glad carbon]

:3

[potent hamlet]

I have a question

Are any of you the kind of person that doesn't fear the dark, but sometimes, suddenly you have a weird dread to being in the dark?

Even if it's in your own home

[naive bison]

that's called fear of the dark

[ruby minnow]

i always fear the dark

because my home isn't mine

they lurk in the shadows

waiting for me to make the mistake of stepping in to the dark

[potent hamlet]

I mean I'm in the dark a lot of time sometimes, I can go around and not being fearful, but sometimes i feel like being watched or like something will appear

[tidal trellis]

If it's really quiet and I'm by myself the fear begins settling in

[potent hamlet]

And I prefer seeing it in the light than in the dark

[glad carbon]

thats natural

[tidal trellis]

Usually happens to me if it's night

[visual stirrup]

All of brainfart touching you at night

[glad carbon]

[potent hamlet]

My family usually walks up to me when I'm in the dark, so I usually see them very late or I see just a shadow getting in

[visual stirrup]

No place on earth could contain such a density of homosexuality
It would rip apart the fabric of space and time

[tidal trellis]

I just feel like there is some evil shit with me if its dead silent at night with only myself, shits terrifying to me

[visual stirrup]

I'm not afraid of the dark, tbh

[potent hamlet]

I mean, I see their face when they're getting closer and get the brightness from the PC or just see their shadow passing

[visual stirrup]

I am the evil thing in the dark

[glad carbon]

we will touch u

[naive bison]

it's me behind you

waiting

plotting

scheming

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-26169958

[potent hamlet]

Something like this

[tidal trellis]

And yes, I am afraid of the dark

[potent hamlet]

Holy fuck I got scared the first time I saw it getting closer lmao

[naive bison]

the gif is like 100x100 pixels

[potent hamlet]

The dark is 100x100 pixels

[slender rock]

ate too much again

[visual stirrup]

When you look into the darkness, the darkness also looks into you
And when you offer it treats, it will come to you like a good boy

[slender rock]

eughhhh

AAAA

[potent hamlet]

It's terrifying when you notice when the night is pitch black

[low atlas]

the loewr quality this gif is the better

although shame you cant make out the face

[potent hamlet]

I mean I can see two eyes and a big mouth

The less you see, the scarier it is I guess

The human natural fear is the unknown

[low atlas]

the face was quite handsome it would make it less scary to see it, i agree

[glad carbon]

hiiii @tidal trellis @low atlas

🦦

[tidal trellis]

Hello

[potent hamlet]

If you don't know what you're facing or looking at, the human brain doesn't stop to think about it and thinks about fear and fight or flight response

[tidal trellis]

I think the worst reaction I had to my fear was it kicking in after a session of playing amnesia, it did not help whatsoever

[naive bison]

I AM AFRAID OF MATH EQUATIONS

once i see letters next to numbers i am screaming

[potent hamlet]

I've cried to Math at least 15 times

[naive bison]

women ☕

[potent hamlet]

In tests

[low atlas]

4((2^3*2)/64)

4((2^3*2)/64)

4((2^3*2)/64)

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/kyrie-manimdead-gif-10266916

[low atlas]

the creeping panic of slowly forgetting how to solve shit as the test goes on

[potent hamlet]

The worst one was when I studied for 2.5 weeks and just forgot about everything at the moment I was handed out the paper

[naive bison]

are you a goldfish

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-8309811

[potent hamlet]

I tried to solve the firsts ones, then I became more and more desperate and panicky until i noticed I was crying and couldn't stop it

[low atlas]

It's called panicking and forgetting because of that

[potent hamlet]

With math, yes

[low atlas]

I have the same shit

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb050YDXBmM @quartz ridge

[low atlas]

Sometimes in math you know how to solve shit, but you get some random modifier that you don't understand

[slender rock]

2026

mhm

[naive bison]

classic

won't ever adress the actual problem

[slender rock]

they get reused as catshit bags though

have a whole fucking stack of these cunts

[tidal trellis]

Welp, back to bed I go

[potent hamlet]

And the worse is people calling me dumb or stupid or "You're smarter than this"

[slender rock]

yep

[potent hamlet]

Always blame the citizens

[slender rock]

gonna suck when I walk to the store and only paper is the option means I'd probably bring the backpack with again

[low atlas]

Asking the professor and she goes 'you should know this i don't need to explain'

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[glad carbon]

banned or just like straws where you gotta ask for them

[low atlas]

Malaysia has a weird thing where they charge you a lot more for plastic

[final rose]

what game is this

[low atlas]

So you have to bring your own bags

[potent hamlet]

I actually have a little metallic cart with two milk crates attached to it

[slender rock]

it's 10c a bag here

unless you're using foodstamps/ebt then it's free

[final rose]

hello plop

[low atlas]

I forgot the conversion for us but ik that in 2 of the major supermarkets, you use cloth bags

That you buy off them, obv

[glad carbon]

plastic bags end up literally everywhere so having more paper bags is ncie I guess

i hope they make better ones that dont require double bagging to not tear to bits

[potent hamlet]

Just recycle them, duh

[low atlas]

It's not cloth but you know that rough fabric? That

[glad carbon]

or maybe just bring ur own canvas

yeah

[low atlas]

canvas, that's it

[slender rock]

yeah it's still not solving the issue that people throw shit on the ground as it is anyways

[glad carbon]

atleast paper degrades marginally faster

[slender rock]

people need to be taught from an early age to like not act like a bunch of fucking idiots tossing trash around

[glad carbon]

compared to plastic

[slender rock]

true

[glad carbon]

and also doesnt get stuck in critters stomachs

[potent hamlet]

My family has like 6 canvas and jeans bags and a cart for big buys

[glad carbon]

turtles eating plastic bags n shit because they look like jellyfish

[slender rock]

they tried reducing package material but issue is trading off packing durablity

so it's again, back to how people need to think of beyond after use where that bag is going

I reuse them as trashbags but again

they still end up being tossed

[pale ingot]

gn twink

[naive bison]

man FUCK the turtles

on god

if they aren't teenage mutant ninja ones

[low atlas]

i mean I think every product on earth is the issue not the bags no?

[naive bison]

i do not give a fuck

[low atlas]

Even businesses can be stupid with it

not just people

[visual stirrup]

single use plastics
and these plastic bags are the most obvious example of unnecessary single use plastics
There are tons of examples when it comes to business, though. Especially shipping.

[glad carbon]

bags are part of it

[potent hamlet]

Everybody is irresponsible with plastic bags

[glad carbon]

companies making plastic bags are also an issue

[low atlas]

..is it single use though??

[glad carbon]

they're designed to be single use

[low atlas]

You guys use plastic bags once? I stockpile them

[glad carbon]

so they're made in massive bulk amounts

[potent hamlet]

Because plastic bags have no other use than being something you use for a couple hours and then trash out

[glad carbon]

no one makes canvas bags in massive bulk amounts

[visual stirrup]

are you going to use every single plastic bag under your sink?
It's not like everyone has a cat.

[low atlas]

I mean not really but it's nice to have a good chunk of it

[glad carbon]

the only "good" plastic bags ive ever used are those target ones

[low atlas]

I use them for my little rubbish bins

[glad carbon]

because they're like tarp thickness plastic

[potent hamlet]

I mean, yes, if we take them and use it another way is other topic

[glad carbon]

so they're really good for trash

[low atlas]

I just thought there was some weird degradation that would make using them more prone to breaking or smth when I heard single use

But I guess you can see it that way, yeah

[potent hamlet]

No, cuz that would make sense and would be more expensive to make and that means, to buy

[slender rock]

not the current bags are reuseble

but after awhile they do degrade

[potent hamlet]

So that way, probably supermarkets will put more taxes to their bags

[slender rock]

yeah

[glad carbon]

they already upcharge for literally everything

cant wait to get a 30c bag fee on every purchase

[potent hamlet]

I'm going to sleep

See ya

[tame hazel]

Car

[misty seal]

war

car🐱 ✅

war🚗 ❌

[glad carbon]

gn

[misty seal]

hi

gm

[ruby minnow]

237 gbs of sex mods

[misty seal]

排尿和 狗 屎和谐.

[ruby minnow]

what is that suppose to mean

[narrow lotus]

[shell venture]

that's me

[misty seal]

i just copied their name ^

[shell venture]

every translation of name
is personalized

no one gets the same thing

[coarse whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaJxHYeqpig

[quartz ridge]

Gavin newsome on his way to do something that will only cost tax payers 5 billion dollars and legit do nothing to help the economy

[slender rock]

meanwhile

wtf

we turning out to be what, like oakland...?

east bay shit

wtf

[quartz ridge]

Really dont know wtf happened to sac tbh

[slender rock]

after cv19 everything and everyone lost their fucking mind

like people who weren't used to isolation and extroverts fucking lost their shit

and the introverts and anti-social people it was just another day

so wtf

[granite talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279530543368769618/1287496843856445554/IMG_0278.png?ex=66f26b20&is=66f119a0&hm=d1e569e1d1e07c21975b9baafc47fcdd0f323c9471b3b816fa04c284b56fee5f&

[pastel quartz]

you are an alt account

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-gif-26966293

Im putting together the pieces

[crimson flame]

gta irl

[lusty sonnet]

alt alert

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alt-alert-alert-speaker-alarm-gif-22776512

[fading portal]

Send the MEN

[gleaming grove]

@shell venture you see men

[shell venture]

[slender rock]

not quite gta yet

driver maybe

a gta clone soemthing like that

[crimson flame]

gta remake

[slender rock]

GTA MOBILE CLONE

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

Jebi ovna

[eager igloo]

Mulkunlutkuttaja

[inland jackal]

where else to fuck

[slender rock]

mita vittua

two t's or one

i forgor

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi Blur Hi W Hi Voltaire

[slender rock]

allo catboyo

[eager igloo]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaai

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/HamBKJD8nlY?t=7068 congo missions

[eager igloo]

Everyone gets something else

[tidal trellis]

I'm awake, morning people

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to therealflopultrahd4k

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[slender rock]

Morning, Twinkester

[coarse bear]

p!implode 695977198649081857

[stone blade]

gm

[slender rock]

hmm

how is my imploded again

[coarse bear]

p!implode 167492586506944512

[slender rock]

yeah that's how I feel rn

[inland jackal]

Jedi leba jebem ti

[tidal trellis]

CURSES

[inland jackal]

You are too skinny

[final rose]

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

@final rose

I received your mail, good shit man

[slender rock]

hehe

[inland jackal]

But deagle mark XIX had other plans

[slender rock]

still never came back

[stone blade]

kitty!

[slender rock]

Oreo yes

[shell venture]

@inland jackal

is metro exodus an open world ?

[inland jackal]

Imagine stalker levels, but its linear

[shell venture]

[inland jackal]

You may explore but the story just wants you to go to next areas

[shell venture]

im looking for a linear fps

kinda hard to find a good one

[inland jackal]

Dead space

[shell venture]

played it

[inland jackal]

[warped crown]

Battlefield 3

[shell venture]

bro even got the hairline

[shell venture]

played it

[inland jackal]

Bf4

[shell venture]

something original come on im not 10

[warped crown]

Bad Company 2?

[warped crown]

NO

[shell venture]

played all those

stop

[inland jackal]

Bf4 was good

[warped crown]

Hmmm

[inland jackal]

Dead effect 2

[warped crown]

Try Conflict: Denied Ops

[shell venture]

looking for something kinda like cod campaigns

[warped crown]

Yeah that's sorta similar, just a lil more complex

The upgrades you get as mission rewards are fun

[slender rock]

"cod" like campaign

[warped crown]

Also Ghost Recon: Future Soldier?

[misty seal]

gm

[warped crown]

GRAW maybe?

[shell venture]

will look into those

[slender rock]

graw over cod-like

[warped crown]

Don't get me wrong, old CoDs are awesome

[slender rock]

yeah

[shell venture]

yeah that's what im asking

fast paced linear shooters

[slender rock]

but after 2010s it's the same

[warped crown]

Medal of Honor

[slender rock]

yeah

rabbit 😭

[final cedar]

out there decimating the local song bird population

[slender rock]

Mother didn't deserve that in 2nd MoH

that was fucked

😦

[shell venture]

2010 ?

[slender rock]

yes

2011

no 10

[slender rock]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/47790/Medal_of_Honor/

Steam

Medal of Honor™

Operating directly under the National Command Authority, a relatively unknown entity of handpicked warriors are selected when it is crucial that a mission must not fail. They are the Tier 1 Operators. There are over 2 million active soldiers. Of those, approximately 50 thousand fall under the direct control of the Special Operations Command. T...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

5537

Metacritic

72

[shell venture]

[slender rock]

DAMN IT

JINX

[shell venture]

[slender rock]

fecker beat me by a milisec

[final cedar]

I can't remember the scene could you share it?

[slender rock]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKfBwu4z37I|| Spolier

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/uWHRGdSS38Z.gif

[slender rock]

the facial animation is

I don't like it

real seals helped them on the game then they got introuble because they didn't get clearence from their leadership

socom series also had help of the navy for details but they had permission on that

[final cedar]

should've just kept quiet about it

[slender rock]

cool thing is the og socom had the players char voiced by comdr may

[slender rock]

the navy found out

because the game was too close to it

they will figure it out

[final cedar]

kinda interesting

[glad carbon]

hiiii @warped crown

[final cedar]

some general or chief of staff playing vidya going like: "how the fuck do they know about the nipple pinch take down"

[slender rock]

mainly just based off of events that had happen

[slender rock]

they talked about previous "ops" that might've been too close to it being not declass for public knowledge

lol

[fading shuttle]

nah hes got the right idea even if he is stupid

never trust anything people send you directly to install, always find it yourself

[glad ingot]

True

anyway

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-hmm-thinking-smile-gif-12571277

[hazy finch]

dudes right tho who tf would directly send you the winrar installation exe like hes got a folder full of various software install exes

[glad ingot]

he should send link

instead of that

[fading shuttle]

nope, i wouldnt even trust a direct link

my ass would look up the program myself

[narrow lotus]

Bruh

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-me-gif-26403510

I mean

[naive bison]

I saw an African guy and girl on the tram on the way to uni. (I’m Russian, I’ve seen 2x Africans in the last year than the rest of my life, must be some educational program) and I wanted to listen in if they were speaking Russian or English. Right hand on the Bible, on my mommas soul, they were talking about KFC and McDonald’s

[storm stream]

BREKFSTS

[slender rock]

that's like white girls, pumpkin spice and shoving leaves up their asses for fall

pfft ain't nothing

[visual stirrup]

I think I've forgotten that you're Russian like three times now

Yeah, a lot of students from African countries study in Russia

[slender rock]

he's our russian though

[naive bison]

Yeah I noticed

Got no problem as long as they integrate and speak the language :^)

[glad carbon]

yummy

[visual stirrup]

Madi said the same shit
He'd never seen a black person up close before uni

[glad carbon]

hii @narrow lotus

[slender rock]

sheltered as fuck

[naive bison]

Funnily enough I once saw 2 black people in a mall at the kfc

[naive bison]

Sheltered or majority European country

[visual stirrup]

Russia is not a Disney movie
There is no diversity quota

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[naive bison]

Exactly

Which is why I’m surprised

Why here

It’s the opposite of Africa

[slender rock]

Never said it was...

[naive bison]

It’s cold

[slender rock]

I am gonna stop right here

[glad carbon]

the food sucks

[final cedar]

I just wanted some python code

[naive bison]

That’s the only meaning I could take from “sheltered as fuck”

[warped crown]

Hiii

[inland jackal]

Get xao ling bao'd

[dreamy flax]

:flag_gb: **Unknown** *(Unknown)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

well, yes and also that euro in some places are xenophobic still

but that's bordering on the NO POLITICAL TALK REEE

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-floating-wait-i'm-goated-goated-silly-seal-gif-3273197347575631901

[shell venture]

the curse of mao upon you

[naive bison]

Wut

[warped crown]

I just came back from the dentist

[naive bison]

My point is black people don’t spawn like mobs in minecraft

If they aren’t in your city

You can’t physically “see one up close”

[warped crown]

I thought I'd have my wisdom teeth pulled out but not yet, apparently

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-hmm-scratching-gif-17930020

[shell venture]

true

they make them in a lab

[glad carbon]

yeah they do

[final cedar]

they cloned tyrone

[fading shuttle]

no thats white people

white people were made in a lab

[shell venture]

shut up cracka whiteboy

[stone blade]

Alo

[glad carbon]

I use a "spawn european" egg and it creates xalrider clones

[visual stirrup]

other way around
Yakub made us whites in a lab

[naive bison]

No that’s white people dumbass

[shell venture]

real

[naive bison]

THANK YOU YAKUB

[slender rock]

Heyo Ivan

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/epSYmpC3kiW.gif

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-my-beloved-love-god-creator-gif-2702596065182223786

[fading shuttle]

you are russian, you are as white as a bulgarian

[glad carbon]

what a good movie

[final cedar]

going in blind just to be starstruck by Jamie Foxx stealing the scene

[naive bison]

Idk what Bulgarians look like

I know nothing about Bulgaria

But I’m pretty white

Like glow in the sun pale

[slender rock]

alex, you made them

[eager igloo]

Irishman

[slender rock]

alex is the creator

look at him

PUT ME BACK IN THE TUBE YOU FUCK

[fading shuttle]

i made you wrong, as a joke

[slender rock]

fuck.

https://tenor.com/view/die-hard-bruce-willis-john-mc-clane-smoke-smoking-gif-5000698

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/83xE.gif

[eager igloo]

Ur all dogs in yakubs hot car

[naive bison]

Yakub would never mistreat us

He taught us tricknology

🥺

[eager igloo]

Melanin defficient talking

https://tenor.com/view/discord-lower-volume-silence-gif-15333168725689110496

[naive bison]

Btw @coarse bear @narrow lotus

[fresh rose]

[naive bison]

Melanin to me is like water on a duck

Shit slides off

[coarse bear]

Seen worse

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/black-white-change-color-gif-14272558

That you?

[naive bison]

Yeah

[eager igloo]

That's pretty racist ngl

[naive bison]

?

[eager igloo]

Prove it

[coarse bear]

The entirety of this channel

[naive bison]

[eager igloo]

Ur real as fuck for that

My fav sewer

[slender rock]

okay first of all NO, and 2nd why

fix that

[coarse bear]

3rd
A 6 year old coulda fit it better

[slender rock]

it's not properly aligned or beveled

forreal

[naive bison]

Don’t

Keep this gun as ineffective as possible

So you get shot

[placid sail]

I'm gonna call yer wife and tell her you're not taking meds again

[slender rock]

NO

it's... ff.... uagh okay

fine

letting it go.

[final cedar]

I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR BUTTER NOW

[river zealot]

Hey busy

[placid sail]

[naive bison]

Oh yeah that guy

[minor cypress]

At least it looks like it gets shot regularly?

[minor cypress]

Could be much worse.

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/b5eAGoDXPl.jpg

Couldn't find anything on Overdecieve

[inland jackal]

[placid sail]

how you managed to get hired is beyond me

[slender rock]

he sucked the manager off clearly

i mean he really impressed the manager with his various skills and talent

[storm stream]

bad taste + bad craftmanship

[naive bison]

• 

[final cedar]

Sd.Kfz. 234 right now

[naive bison]

Good

Not even his pic I don’t think

[storm stream]

not really. its a repost

[slender rock]

still

[placid sail]

NO SHOT

TWICE

[slender rock]

I guess that's one way of quitting/getting fired?

[placid sail]

I just wanna see how it ends

when the third guy lifts that beam again

would he just let it stand without any support too

they're like fucking npcs, nobody could even connect the impacts with the beam

speaking of bizarre npcs

[slender rock]

braindead or they hate the old dude?

Bethesda physics

[placid sail]

fix the first word too you bozo

[slender rock]

shush

quit yelling at me

[placid sail]

good boy

[slender rock]

don't you even...

start with that shit

😠

[glad carbon]

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[tidal trellis]

What the hell

[glad ingot]