🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

GET IT RIGHT

DAMN

[sage otter]

And you also steal the rim's covers

And also work as a cab driver to cover up your ties with organ harvesters

[stone blade]

no I steal the air caps

I got standards

[storm stream]

why tf should a woman have a dick?

[solar obsidian]

dont question ivan's sexual orientation, Cat

[slender rock]

are her ribbon awards

[solar obsidian]

so for 3$ i can become a hero of my nation?

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[stone blade]

g478 by27

:)

@storm stream yo aloe

vera

[solar obsidian]

the kidney stones reached the brain

[sage otter]

g36 byYourbedroomwindow

[storm stream]

alo

[sage otter]

Anyway back to cooking pls no ping

[stone blade]

@sage otter ok we wont

[slender rock]

and marksman medal award

🤔

[solar obsidian]

we will not ping you 🤝

[slender rock]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/144125203807

[storm stream]

damn, I should cook something too

[narrow sorrel]

can be purchased on ebay?

[slender rock]

the pistol is the same thing just top bar says pistol marksman

or sharpshooter

[austere crater]

@pearl cedar @tidal trellis

[coarse bear]

Sure, man
G'night, folks

[pearl cedar]

[austere crater]

i thought you want twink

thats twink

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/adamghik-agentjones-gif-26142196

cursed postal 3 dude

[floral marten]

I know some of you would smash

[shell venture]

does she cum honey ?

[floral marten]

Out of her antennae yes

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[narrow sorrel]

would sting

[stone blade]

mashallah I bought chips

[floral marten]

Get outta here you would tap that

[wraith osprey]

OH
MY
GOD

https://tenor.com/view/zangief-zangief-wins-street-fighter-sf6-flex-gif-2580577555889399860

[solar obsidian]

no

[narrow sorrel]

I just wanted to make that pun tbh

[floral marten]

This is why, I argue that being an ass man works out

because if you go for boobas, you end up with a dumpy grimbo

[stone blade]

no but I have a colleague that looks like this

[shell venture]

being a man always works out

[deep topaz]

when she get fat nobody else gonna want her

[fluid epoch]

In shalah I hope you enjoy your chips

[wraith osprey]

MORE FOR ME

[floral marten]

Its having a free whirlpool generator when you blow your load.

When doing it from behind because of the ripples

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/hudson-black-ops1-gif-19533981

[deep topaz]

talk extremely loudly and carry a small rod

[floral marten]

https://tenor.com/view/my-face-is-my-shield-gif-898293727899925431

[slender rock]

@ruby minnow oi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXQsAMatNMc

he'll probably see it when he wakes up

[ruby minnow]

i'm awake

[slender rock]

oh

it's late tho

[ruby minnow]

and my sleep schedule is not normal

[slender rock]

tru

oh shit

[slender rock]

bro your pfp you good?

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-cat-gif-555799605331270828

[civic panther]

a bit too much gut or belly for my taste, but cool ig

[wraith osprey]

oH

I AM READY

[wraith osprey]

When the fat bitches fall im always there to pick them up

[paper schooner]

yep

[paper schooner]

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-peepo-pepe-the-frog-bus-stop-waiting-for-the-bus-gif-16789909

[paper schooner]

yes this

[slender rock]

my god

[shell venture]

holy

[wraith osprey]

I LOST

[stone blade]

@shell venture @narrow lotus @inland jackal @lone cedar @fresh rose @coarse bear @pale ingot

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[fresh rose]

literally true

[stone blade]

and the casino name is always like

"MONTE CARLO"

[shell venture]

bro this shit is fucking killing me

[stone blade]

I just realized

@shell venture is your pfp from rdr2?

[pastel quartz]

How did you type the message then

[shell venture]

kinda

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, it's neko arc arthur morgan i think

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to youyou1992

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[stone blade]

neco arc pfps are always the hardest

[shell venture]

buranyu dutch

[stone blade]

I gotta say though

my tom in suit is harder

sorry guys

[austere crater]

nobody beats kyle hyde

[pastel quartz]

Making your pfp some peak album cover is my personal go to

[shell venture]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

Like this

God damn I love this album and it's cover

[stone blade]

[ruby minnow]

NCR VETERAN RANGER

[stone blade]

funniest shit I've seen

[ruby minnow]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[stone blade]

I'm telling you

[pastel quartz]

Good point, badass video game characters are a very close second

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/5jTio3xrDWw

@quartz ridge

[pastel quartz]

Like my goat venom snake

[slender rock]

[narrow lotus]

[slender rock]

...i... hmm

[stone blade]

.i.

hehe

[slender rock]

I can't even, this uh, going from 1 to 100

[toxic sundial]

punished venom snake

[slender rock]

fuck faking sick right, just BOMB threat or something

jesus

[ruby minnow]

don't feel like going to work today bomb threat

[stone blade]

@shell venture @toxic sundial

I love him

[shell venture]

wide thomas

[stone blade]

with the bathroom plunger

[shell venture]

i fucking hated jerry

[pastel quartz]

I love old school tom and jerry so much

[toxic sundial]

I don't think I understand

[pastel quartz]

Peak cartoons

[stone blade]

you regarded?

[toxic sundial]

Fuck I guess

What's the joke

[shell venture]

8===D

[stone blade]

there is none

just tom in a banging drippy suit

[pastel quartz]

You

[toxic sundial]

Alright

[pastel quartz]

Jk

Its just that toms swag draws awe from us

[austere crater]

my pfp mf

[slender rock]

we're just doing great as a city

[stone blade]

8=======D

HAHA

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/bodybuilder-posing-muscle-growth-morph-gif-21593886

ivan

[pastel quartz]

Weakest turkish male

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-gif-14733745593859528159

[stone blade]

changed the pfp a bit

[primal rapids]

The smallest and weakest space marine

[toxic sundial]

[stone blade]

I'm turbo dapper again

[pastel quartz]

What space marines do you guys rep?

I'm definitely a salamanders kind of guy

[narrow lotus]

i am sex

[stone blade]

you are

romanian

sadly

[narrow lotus]

sadly

[stone blade]

unfortunately.

I'm no better

[narrow lotus]

open window , 15 mosquitos , reeks of ass , gypsy music and neighbour spits so loud i can hear it from the moon

[austere crater]

Ultramarines are pretty chill too

[stone blade]

go to store
in my neighbourhood it REEKS of marijuana

ok bro

[narrow lotus]

damn them genZ

[stone blade]

some grandma putting it as a herb in the dish?

[narrow lotus]

back in my day it smelled of barbecue and fish

[stone blade]

ooo

[narrow lotus]

people making barbecue on the roof of the building

or in the parking lot

[stone blade]

french fries and those little fish

when you visit the beach

with beer

ooo

[pastel quartz]

"I am sex"

https://tenor.com/view/linus-peeb-gif-19033389

[storm stream]

you don't smoke?

[stone blade]

nop

I do energy drinks

which

at this point in my life

they don't do anything

its water

with sugar

[stone blade]

I know how it smells its such a strong distinctive smell

[pastel quartz]

Real shit, I chug those celsiuses which are like 200mg of caffine and half the volume of a monster, they're just soda at this point

[stone blade]

like my father when he takes his socks off after work @narrow lotus

comes home
strips to go take a shower
my moms flowers die

[low atlas]

I think the flowers saw you, don't blame ur dad

[green schooner]

low rank with no ribbons

bitch did nothing

POG

[stone blade]

nah

[green schooner]

shes a fucking POG

[stone blade]

I'm a pretty guy

for the most part

[narrow lotus]

i can recognise my dad's shoes anywhere , i feel the smell , yes dad is home

it is what it is

[low atlas]

Plants can't lie

[stone blade]

I know him by the way the doorknob turns bro

he ain't fooling me

[deep topaz]

i would die for a 10 pound bag of cherry sours

[stone blade]

Yes but your mother does when she calls you her little sunshine

[low atlas]

She doesn't do that

I say it to her

[stone blade]

wtf is this reverse mommy issues?

[low atlas]

I compliment my mother because her smile is a compliment

or something idk

[stone blade]

tell your mother

the following

[floral marten]

she has raised a fine son

[stone blade]

"Pusi mi kurac jebem ti sunce da ti jebem prvi red na sahrani"
"Да седнеш на ръждясал пирон инфекция да ти стане циганин да те ебе краста да хваниш от него , даноооо"

@low atlas

it basically means

I love you mom

youre the best

@narrow lotus @inland jackal @fading shuttle @lone cedar

[floral marten]

That first one would fit a love poem

[toxic sundial]

My dad and I whenever we went hunting or on road trips would buy cherry sours and eat so many it would start cutting our tongues up

[dreamy flax]

:flag_bg: **Bulgarian** *(български език)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

"Pusi mi kurac jebem ti sunce da ti jebem prvi red na sahrani" "To sit on a rusty nail infection, to become a gypsy, to fuck you, to catch scabies from it, daoooo"

[stone blade]

nhono

[lone cedar]

HAHAHA

[stone blade]

this is wrong

the bot doesn't know

[lone cedar]

HAHA
hAHA

[narrow lotus]

jeuss

[lone cedar]

hAHAHAHA

[floral marten]

[lone cedar]

ok

that cracked meup

[stone blade]

guys

[floral marten]

First ones worse

[low atlas]

Ivan

[stone blade]

that doesn't mean that

I promise

the bot lies

[low atlas]

Send me ur mother's phone

I'll tell her that

[stone blade]

no

shes already called me a shithead before

we've been through this with her

[low atlas]

finally she said a truthful statement about you

❤️

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus she always use to threaten me with the gypsy woman that gave birth to me if I didn't behave

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[deep topaz]

i have yet to find the perfect brand

i need one that's sour sour

like tart cherry juice

[tidal trellis]

Oh.

[stone blade]

the fk u want

little shit

[low atlas]

Don't insult him just put him ontop of the fridge and walk away

He will understand what he must do

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/LaFtAcIrGWA?si=q1ajI1sE8JWP9L_6

[deep topaz]

love me some tom and jebby

[stone blade]

I wanna be stuck

in an old tom and jerry episode bruh

[floral marten]

Tasty looking ass food

[stone blade]

BRUHH

its crazyy

[shell venture]

[floral marten]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

NGL, I would have murdered this dwarf for his gems

[stone blade]

type shit

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

Guh

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

your mother comes home

you didn't take the chicken out

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267985798989353112/1286667970202046504/B5oQGdN.mp4?ex=66eebe6d&is=66ed6ced&hm=2aebb4ffc4467a0ed25f1914617c1385ca4cdb516c1984eb988f712a922b4c4f&

[primal rapids]

https://www.tumblr.com/shadow-wizard-moneygang/760365583271378944?source=share

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @deep topaz @shell venture @lone cedar @fresh rose

depression?
pu jebem come here drink rakija youll be fine

[solar obsidian]

@narrow lotus

[past gulch]

https://youtu.be/Rp2rhM8YUZY?si=BvHighqKwNSEYRpb

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183946192443420683/1285832662287650837/VID_90630925_074220_175.mp4?ex=66ef003c&is=66edaebc&hm=5e4d7ef0fe1e3a1b7035f0410c418d5d99daa0e35cd19154eff150cc48e30ef2&

[tidal trellis]

Probably

[wraith osprey]

image goes hard
feel free to screenshot

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hood-irony-dreamybull-twerk-bee-gif-25735115

[toxic sundial]

It doesn't technically count as a "disorder" if everyone has it 😔

[river zealot]

gn brainfart

[true sedge]

best album cover ever probably

[pale ingot]

gn twink @tidal trellis

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[shell venture]

hardest shit i've ever seen

[stone lily]

Skyrim mods are crazy

[tidal trellis]

WHA

WHY

Right I go sleep

Goodnight peoples

[storm stream]

don't lets the scorpions bite...

[tidal trellis]

Wait what

[storm stream]

what what

[tidal trellis]

Couldn't you just wish me a goodnight instead of something dreadful, mr

[storm stream]

aren't there scorpions where you live?

[tidal trellis]

Shame on you, terrorizing me with potential of scorpions

And idk

[storm stream]

alr bro

goodnite

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/movie-the-rock-3d-cgi-mummy-gif-17898074

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/532820632166072320/1286835235115241574/j6hmk5wl41qd1.png?ex=66ef5a34&is=66ee08b4&hm=3b808c7062952ef2be07e6bf3aa9d313b64a82dbd87e8ee63caa63834d747ce5&

[solid mason]

im eating clot dogs

[shell venture]

yippie

[visual stirrup]

I just realized that 343 has had Halo for longer than Bungie ever did

[primal rapids]

And yet every Halo game they’ve made has been nowhere near as memorable or well received

[visual stirrup]

Can't believe they actually used part time employees and contractors to build the Infinity Engine used for Halo Infinite

Halo 4, Halo 5, and Halo: Infinite all feel like they came from separate trilogies

[green schooner]

gn twink

[toxic sundial]

Pizzer for dinner

Criminal

[austere osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1087827198536331335/1286083774450241569/gakois.mp4?ex=66ec9e5a&is=66eb4cda&hm=642c51dc2b460d3cacffb9415ed8ce0e6d27c33fd8a5c55745d14145c58c7c9c&

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1197206801947557919/1286817202321887284/GX47PK_XoAAtp9X.jpg?ex=66ef4968&is=66edf7e8&hm=572b77d8cf59d16b778970c0c5c7451b53995b23388203033d8e401f82663a8f&

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/wpV-gGA4PSk

[toxic sundial]

Man dinner

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/dHyhnY8dH8s

[potent hamlet]

Hi wade

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GX5-HDyXgAAy8rs?format=png&name=small

[glad carbon]

hiiii @weak jackal @toxic sundial @placid sail @pastel quartz

[weak jackal]

hello creature

[runic kernel]

Hi Samantha Hi Frota Hi (Not) ''La Tóxica'' Osaka Hi bz11k

[potent hamlet]

Hi Wade

[glad carbon]

hiiiii :D

[glad carbon]

good afternoon

hows it goin

:3

[weak jackal]

i frew up last night so I'm taking it easy today

[glad carbon]

[potent hamlet]

that video haunts me to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

A NINE YEAR OLD GET PRANGNET?!?!?!?!??!!?

WHAT THE FUCK

[trim pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654527885134135336/1286751045556506705/kirby_MACARONI.mp4?ex=66ef0bcb&is=66edba4b&hm=3b777eaa2434737f0895c8a3b28329673efc2e8bd41e7baf707125f9f2a54b48&

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/kirbo-imamdakirbo-basement-tp-silly-gif-420786708174554273

[weak jackal]

yeag

[heavy peak]

ITS FUCKING 5:33 AM, AND A FUCKIN MOSQUITO INFILTRATED MY BASE

I have bites from 2 weeks ago that still didn't fully heal

Good news
With my ultra instinct, i slapped the shit out of that mosquito

https://tenor.com/view/mosquito-saitama-one-punch-man-anime-gif-12131761

[weak jackal]

giving birth in silent hill historically has gone great

[glad carbon]

:3

[high meteor]

has it tho?

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cheryl-mason-silent-hill-heather-mason-gif-27549522

[potent hamlet]

ANOTHER CAT

[gleaming grove]

Is Iedy down bad this time

[potent hamlet]

me fr (i cant feel pretty no matter what i do)

[cerulean scroll]

its literally my pfp

[glad carbon]

whats his name again

[glad carbon]

@old kettle

oye oye

[glad carbon]

doudou

[glad carbon]

sansanmaoer

[slender rock]

it goesit goesit goesit goesit goesit goesit goesit goes GUILLLLaaaaaaaTIIINNNNNNE YUH!

[visual stirrup]

Double cheeked up on a friday

[glad carbon]

[gleaming grove]

Just why

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWWhxfGq_yk

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706256350623039488/1285850325277999195/CC07FC32-3654-449B-862E-699EE613DDE4.gif

[high meteor]

i cant believe my eyes read that

dont cook again

[glad carbon]

nah we aint

we goin in raw

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

good afternoon silas :D

[primal kiln]

(its 11 at night)

[high meteor]

still afternoon is it not?

it no longer 12pm

[glad carbon]

sleep well

[primal kiln]

[glad carbon]

why he do that

[primal kiln]

he's a little guy

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-cute-gif-7293554

[glad carbon]

ur a little guy

[green schooner]

@low atlas https://medal.tv/games/arma-3/clips/iIOoHehYJHBkmyB16/d1337GaxnqCk?invite=cr-MSw1aE0sMTQxNzY5NDIs

[primal kiln]

byeah

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/841379094884122664.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[quartz ridge]

Harriet eddy??? Crazy shit thats like a rich kid middle school

[quartz ridge]

Also heard its a state wide thingy

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon

[quartz ridge]

Nearly all schools are being targeted

[glad carbon]

hi stinky

[quartz ridge]

@slender rock i have a friend whose a senior in HS rn and he said his school got shooting threats

[gleaming grove]

Tbh that kid was just being stupid

[glad carbon]

that happened a while ago too

my school had like

14 fire alarm pulls during finals week

no shooting threats tho

[gleaming grove]

My school got locked down due to armed robbery of the walmart nearby once

[quartz ridge]

Also saw in local news Valley Highschool had a guy in their parking lot who had a shitton of weed

ANd cash

And a 9mm mag

So if you want you can prob find a 9mm out there somewhere

[gleaming grove]

I once on a hiking trail

Found a shit ton of 9mm casings

Some 223

[quartz ridge]

@slender rock 2nd ping lol!!

[quartz ridge]

I admit sometimes i go hiking and mag dump into trash

BUt i always pick it up

And make sure nobody is near me

[gleaming grove]

Well this is california so I dont think that is normal

Its prob some shootout

[quartz ridge]

I live in cali too bruh

Sacramento reporting in

[gleaming grove]

NoCal

Damn

Im outnumbered

This world sucks man

I cant live w these NoCals anymore

Even @glad carbon is nocal

[quartz ridge]

Soo many californians

[glad carbon]

north of SF

[quartz ridge]

We are drawn here

[gleaming grove]

Hell yeh

[quartz ridge]

Practically north cal

[gleaming grove]

Cali gang

[glad carbon]

wheres the line drawn for north and south

[gleaming grove]

I live So Cal

😔

[quartz ridge]

I dunno but i lowkey consider everything south of san jose

So cal

[gleaming grove]

I mean thats tru

Pretty much SF is like Cen Cal

I live near LA

Like 40 miles out

[quartz ridge]

All the big gun shows are down south

[gleaming grove]

I never got to go to gun show

[quartz ridge]

Only thing here is like the occasional sac one or small ones in small towns

[gleaming grove]

I want to see what kind of crazy shits ppl are cooking to bypass Cali gun law

[quartz ridge]

Theres some websites that monitor shows and stuff

[gleaming grove]

I want to go shooting at Battle Vegas

[quartz ridge]

https://gunshowtrader.com/

[gleaming grove]

Sick ass place

[quartz ridge]

The things people cook up

I legit saw a 10 rounder that had another 10 rounder basically glued onto the bottom

To i guess mimick what MACV did in vietnam with 20 rounders

And tape

[gleaming grove]

Oh lmao

They have a gunshow near six flags

Thats sick

[gleaming grove]

I am waiting for another freedom week

I missed one recently and people bought bulk 30 round mags

[crimson flame]

and shoot eachother?

[gleaming grove]

Hell yeh

America

[potent hamlet]

im gonna scream so loud

[glad carbon]

okay

[potent hamlet]

i somehow forgot about Triple Baka

and just now got reminded of it

[gleaming grove]

TRIPA????

[potent hamlet]

fucking 16 years

[potent hamlet]

guts

[gleaming grove]

Its good

My fav

[potent hamlet]

i cant let gang know i fw this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duPJqfKiA78

TETO TERRITORY?!

God fucking christ, i wasnt so deep into vocaloid but fuck, song i see, song i remember

[inland jackal]

[inland jackal]

Hi hamantha

[weak jackal]

hellow

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, it will respond

''So what happened with mike?''

''Oh, Mike, he... [Insert long ass rumour im too lazy to create]''

[runic kernel]

HI W Hi Crispy Cupper Hi Voltaire Hi ledy

[glad carbon]

lizard :D

[old kettle]

where did you found my old photo

frotaa hiii

[glad carbon]

🦦

[naive bison]

germanyt

[quartz ridge]

Its probably not gonna come tbh

Which is sad asf

[naive bison]

🦦

             💥 
                 🚢

he was used as a rocket

[quartz ridge]

Since i dunno whete my 30 rounders are

[naive bison]

mortar bombardment

[glad carbon]

kamikaze drone otter

[gleaming grove]

I have 7 30 rounders

But once my military is out I have to return them

😔

[quartz ridge]

Romania

[glad carbon]

national guard cuppy?

[gleaming grove]

Marine Corp

[glad carbon]

furry

[gleaming grove]

No no

Thats Navy

Im the retarded one

[glad carbon]

thats twink

[quartz ridge]

Cann you steal

NOD

For me pretty please

[coarse bear]

No-no, I can confirm, I know a navy furry

[gleaming grove]

Screw by screw yes

[quartz ridge]

I dont wanna spend 2k on pv-14s

[coarse bear]

Also good morning

[quartz ridge]

Gm

[gleaming grove]

Its 7000 I believe

[quartz ridge]

Rven tho

Its 9 pm for me

[quartz ridge]

2k for used ones on ebay

Ehich

[gleaming grove]

Jk I cant

[glad carbon]

cuppy you should take ur vest and helmet with you when you leave

[quartz ridge]

Sucks cock tbh

[gleaming grove]

I have my own vest

[quartz ridge]

Does the army / marine corps still let you keep your gear

[gleaming grove]

The helmet sucks cock tho

[quartz ridge]

Or do you have to turn everything in

[gleaming grove]

And I rather buy MICH which is 150 USD

[glad carbon]

do they still use the big stupid helmets

or do they have the "tactical" ones now

with rails and crap

[gleaming grove]

Infantry has FAST OP CORE

[glad carbon]

high cut?

[gleaming grove]

Other role still using a sauce pan

[gleaming grove]

Yep

[glad carbon]

[quartz ridge]

Mich is kinda expensive

[glad carbon]

high cut fucking sucks

[gleaming grove]

I am airfield support

So I am using a sauce pan

[gleaming grove]

Its 150-200 for a standard one

[glad carbon]

hiii

[gleaming grove]

Then you can mod from there

[quartz ridge]

I wanna buy a FAST helmet tbh

[glad carbon]

are you still nasty @coarse bear

or are you better

[gleaming grove]

If im not wrong FAST is a high cut ACH

[quartz ridge]

I have drip though

So i cannot use a helmet

Unless i buy nod

[gleaming grove]

ACH is not too bad neither but high cut shell is expensive

[coarse bear]

Slightly better

[glad carbon]

[gleaming grove]

I know Team Wendy High Exfil is fucking expensive tho

[quartz ridge]

Drip or

Protection

[dreamy flax]

Your birthday is on 24 September which is <t:1727136000:R>

[gleaming grove]

It looks hella drip tho

[quartz ridge]

I have

My grandpa's pakol

From Pakistan

I wear that shit sometimes while larping

But it has to sit ontop of my earpro

[gleaming grove]

Wear the ballistic smooth mask

[glad carbon]

buy one and become the barracks ghost

[glad carbon]

cross eyed

[quartz ridge]

Chinesium armor

[gleaming grove]

Taiwan

[quartz ridge]

Same garbage

[gleaming grove]

Better garbage than CCP

[quartz ridge]

I doubt its actually usebale rbh

[naive bison]

it's not chinese because it actually stops bullets

[quartz ridge]

Tbh

[gleaming grove]

It stops 357

[quartz ridge]

Hmm

Chat is this factual

[gleaming grove]

I think either Kentucky Ballistic or Garand Thumb tested it

Or Demo Ranch

[quartz ridge]

Guntuber 9991

Lowkey the more i actually get into guns

And not just a normie with a ar or pistol anymore

I realize 99% of gun tubing is slop

Or a way to flex

[gleaming grove]

I want to buy a Kali-9

Prob my first gun to get

[austere crater]

Everything i know about ballistics tell me that i probably wouldnt want to survive a 357 to the face anyway

[gleaming grove]

Gonna need to find a good safe

[gleaming grove]

I mean you would have a huge dent on your skull prob huge fracture

But atleast you bleed out instead of instantly drop

[quartz ridge]

Tbh i bought a 9 pistol first

A px4 storm

Then a 45. Then mistakenly

[gleaming grove]

Im not interested in Pistol tbh

[quartz ridge]

A .40 S&W

[gleaming grove]

I mean I like the Glock 21

But other than that I want a Saiga 9

[quartz ridge]

Real

[gleaming grove]

Which Kali 9 is the only option

[visual stirrup]

I don't care how tactical it actually is
You will never convince me that earless helmets look cool

[austere crater]

"I want to suffer a painful death while my head is leaking all kinds of fluids and i suffer a trauma from the impact"

[quartz ridge]

I reallyytt wanna buy

A M1A

Or a garand

I dont know why

[gleaming grove]

I cant convince you if thats just factual

[quartz ridge]

I just want something in 30- odd fuck

[gleaming grove]

I always want to wear a comtac they are way more effective than ya kno

Fucking 2 sponges shoved into your ears

I guess it works

[quartz ridge]

I have peltors

They realllly fucking work

[gleaming grove]

If you can buy a M1A

Just go w something cooler like a G3

[quartz ridge]

Fin grip

[gleaming grove]

Fair argument

[quartz ridge]

Id buy a g3 if i wasnt forced to have a fin grip

But AFAIK m1as dont have em

[gleaming grove]

M1 Garand tbh

[quartz ridge]

Which is what i daw at local gun stores

[gleaming grove]

Even tho its so saturated price

Its still cheaper than a M1A

[quartz ridge]

Ill probably buy a CMP one in the near future

[gleaming grove]

M1A is stupidly overpriced for some reasons

[quartz ridge]

Larpers are getting into early GWOT that's why

So like that one ranger from black hawk down's m14 got super popular and stuff

[gleaming grove]

Damn

[final rose]

should i redownload gamma or wait for big update so i dont have lots of garbo mods

[gleaming grove]

Ig wait for update

[quartz ridge]

Legit the larp scene is saturated with people buying into camo and junk

[gleaming grove]

Its up to you if you want to play it rn

[quartz ridge]

ITs why Americana pipe dream is like

200$ for unissued bdus

[gleaming grove]

I miss it when Mosin is like 150 Dollars

[quartz ridge]

Real as fuck

[gleaming grove]

And M1 Carbine was like what 400 USD?

[quartz ridge]

Even now mosins are expensive and they have clapped out barrels

[gleaming grove]

They were stupidly cheap

[quartz ridge]

Too bad i wasnt into guns / too young

[gleaming grove]

I wasnt into gun since I was not born in US

[quartz ridge]

I was into guns tbh ive been a gun nerd for a whilleee

BUt i didn't have money

Or the actual knowledge was just rarded when it came to guns

[gleaming grove]

I mean I got fascinated in firearms for some reasons when I was 10

You already understand the first time you see gun pew pew

And something in your brain just clicked

[naive bison]

clicked on a guy's profile

[gleaming grove]

What a rap line

[quartz ridge]

I got into it when my dad used to clean his .45 with me

A true

Gucci gun of its era

HK USP

Still have it too

[gleaming grove]

The first gun I held was an AKS47

The first gun I have ever shot is a M16A4

The first auto gun I have ever shot is a FN MAG

Particularly 240B

[gleaming grove]

I always want a Mach barrel

I dont think you can get one anymore

[quartz ridge]

I only shot full autos in Pakistan

[visual stirrup]

With the underfolding stock?
A really nice retro gun

[quartz ridge]

Sketchy aks and stuff

I wanna go back and buy m16s and m4s now though

[gleaming grove]

I was part of young soldier in Vietnam program

So they let us inspect an AKS47 while in it

And I was able to see a M79 too but never got to hold kt

I really want an Airsoft M79

Its 500 so its kinda a waste

[quartz ridge]

Im not sure at0

[gleaming grove]

Khyber Pass?

[quartz ridge]

Atp

[quartz ridge]

Kindaaa

Back then it was legit USSR Akms

[gleaming grove]

Pakistan if im not wrong

Is a good place to buy surplus British weapons

[quartz ridge]

And stuff now khyber pass is good still to be honest

But if you try to like go there

Or even talk about going there

The feds get on you

[gleaming grove]

Damn

[quartz ridge]

Which is why ill probably never go

[gleaming grove]

But I keep hearing middle east there are a lot of SMLE rifle for very cheap

Since there are like million of them

[quartz ridge]

Oh yeah we got good at making british guns

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

Also

[quartz ridge]

We were fighting for independence for a while and made SMLEs and martini Henrys

[quartz ridge]

Also guns were kinda in the culture atp

[gleaming grove]

Martini Henry 🤤

[inland jackal]

@inner oasis

[gleaming grove]

I really want a Martini its hard to get in US

[quartz ridge]

So true

I kinda wanna see if i can import a musket from Afghanistan

[gleaming grove]

Most of them are like 4000 dollars

[quartz ridge]

Like the ones that look like the tusken raider guns

[gleaming grove]

There is a rifle in Pakistan I think with a club looking stock

They are so unique

[gleaming grove]

Yehhh that

I forgot the name

[quartz ridge]

Jezail

I think i spelt it wrong

[naive bison]

tf2 bazaar bargain

[quartz ridge]

But basically our guns were so old that we used any wood we had on hand to repair them

[gleaming grove]

Real

In US gun were so old they polymerized them

And dont get me started with the "Sportied" rifles

[quartz ridge]

I hate going to gun shows sometimes

[gleaming grove]

I think they are a huge fucken crime

[quartz ridge]

Cause of these rifles

I see so many arisakas and k98s sporterized

Dude idk if youve ever been

But Vallejo has a shitton of neo nazi shit

Jn their gun shows consistently

[gleaming grove]

Arisaka sporterized is a huge fucking crime

There are some gun show down in Orange

But i never able to attend one

[quartz ridge]

One in vallejo starting tommrow

Nov 2nd one in fresno

Nov 16 one in santa clara

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/GKDp.gif

[shell venture]

freaky ahh sloth

[potent hamlet]

Idk why after having my fence crashed by a car and acting all calm and smiling because my mom was very nervous, now a couple hours later I start to get stressed

[austere crater]

you just delayed your stress so you can calm down your mom

Now where your mental state realizes its not needed anymore it lets off steam

[potent hamlet]

No cops were called, nothing really happened, my fence is pretty much a tank-stopper so the car had more damage than the fence, but damn, the sound was like very loud

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

[austere crater]

Tbh, its a good trait

[potent hamlet]

She's sleeping now, so I know she's calm

[naive bison]

ZAZA pyramid

[potent hamlet]

Kinda, if the situation is quick, I can take it all with surprise and laughs and calmness, but if it keeps going, I'm starting to shake like bad

[austere crater]

Well your sub conciousness or how its called takes longer to process these Events than the rest

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1286898268139421778/v12044gd0000crkslgnog65hqo5442cg.mov?ex=66ef94e8&is=66ee4368&hm=0d45a2117686fd888b8f800f8ba2da13cc96ac2b39db8400ef12f62dcb481fab&

insane meme

[austere crater]

So while youre thoughts are more or less done with the topic already, your brain is still going brrr

When i was involved in fights or similar situations it could take hours for the Adrenaline in my body to wear off

[potent hamlet]

When my grandma was in the hospital, I had to stay calm for a good couple days, took me a couple days in the burial where I just broke down, that day I wasn't able to grab a glass and drink water

[austere crater]

My heart races even when i sit for hours already

[gleaming grove]

@shell venture

[shell venture]

actual brain rot

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, there was one time where a fight was happening and I was trembling a lot, even if the fight ended and hopefully a guy came to fight the dude and gave him a good wack

[austere crater]

I have the feeling our brain will let us feel these Feelings when the work is done, so we dont get distracted while its still going on. You needed all your attention for you grandma, so your head made it possible. When it realized its over it finally took a break

[potent hamlet]

Everytime that happens I remember the scene from Saving Private Ryan where the dude is trembling and grabs his hand

[austere crater]

And thats healthy

Unhealthy is when your head doenst take that break

[austere crater]

I just watched that. Fml

[glad carbon]

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, I feel like I had a good griefing, I still miss her sometimes, but it's not like the first time i realized she wasn't around anymore, I was in the bus, saying: "Tomorrow I'll go visit my grandma… Wait, she's… She's not here anymore" and I just started sobbing uncontrollably until i got home, my mom saw me and I just hugged her

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[potent hamlet]

It'll be one year since she passed, it's like, weird

Being the youngest generation of the family is weird cuz you see everyone getting older while you're still in your 20's

[austere crater]

As long as you see them getting older everything is fine

[naive bison]

random = funny

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, but It's like the feeling of what elves must feel, having people you care about get older and older while you keep being young

[austere crater]

Omniman

I always think of omniman

[ruby minnow]

there is such a bad storm outside

it literally cuts my internet at times

what a day do stay inside my home

[potent hamlet]

Get all the original Modern Warfare games and play them when the internet cuts out

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-dmc-marvel-vs-capcom-3-mvc3-gif-4021413820306323101

[ruby minnow]

i'm playing hoi4 instead

[austere crater]

Nothing better than the Story of soap and price

[final cedar]

you ever save the crust of a pizza to eat as a snack later on?

[gleaming grove]

What the fuck

[austere crater]

Yeah

Not proud on it tho

[final rose]

eat the fork

[final cedar]

it put em in the oven once more, extra garlic oil on top

yummers

[shell venture]

i just munch them down and with soda

[final cedar]

day old pizza slaps - on god

[shell venture]

the best one is that one slice you forgot you had

[final rose]

i do hate when i have to heat em up again that the cheese falls to the side but

still yummers

[inland jackal]

@final rose

[final rose]

@inland jackal

[shell venture]

[final cedar]

nice pandas

THEY PAINTED THE DOGS

[potent hamlet]

Cute Pandogs

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to rikiri

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

this will not look good at the pearly gates

[foggy mantle]

@final cedar, The URL provided is not a valid image url.

@final cedar, The URL provided is not a valid image url.

[final cedar]

[narrow lotus]

@final cedar its over, time to end it

[final cedar]

truly

but what

[upper shore]

There can only be one true gooner in this town

[austere crater]

Funfact, the girl falls in a coma in the anime and a guy just stands next to her and jerks off

[austere crater]

Woooh watch evangelion it got so much interesting stuff

The stuff:

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

Real, are u depressed? Go to fucking work, u wont have time to be depressed then - my grandparents

[final cedar]

depression is a wealthy people problem

[upper shore]

Depressed?

drink.

[final cedar]

Power combo

[chilly birch]

Man

[river zealot]

Yeah you hate me and dont let me pet you

But as soon as i feed you youre nice and purring

Fucker

[final cedar]

what did he mean by that

[austere crater]

Sounds like my ex

[glad carbon]

hiii @river zealot

[river zealot]

Hallo

[glad carbon]

hows my favorite frog doin

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventures-the-best-in-the-world-guns-gif-15566867

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/uB7Lg51hGnJ.gif

[chilly birch]

lmao

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bored-aloof-unimpressed-gif-8601114

Look who's finally arrived. What's brought you out from your musical goon cave?

[chilly birch]

I was just gonna say

I've literally never spoken to you outside of spamming music

I also just realized you're the one who made a lot of the mods i used

never knew lmao

[upper shore]

Spamming music is fun. Being retarded is also fun. By frequenting these two glorious nations, I get DOUBLE the fun.

[chilly birch]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/rudol-von-stroheim-stroheim-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-battle-tendency-gif-13994621

RETARD ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

[chilly birch]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bolt-dancing-joy-cheer-happy-gif-26495619

[narrow lotus]

@glad carbon @toxic sundial

[final cedar]

oh fuck

[toxic sundial]

horde

[potent hamlet]

Sooo

I was cleaning my room and suddenly got very nauseous

[final cedar]

no

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-gif-26004936

"I vomited again"

[final cedar]

||she'd knocked up||

||boypreggers even||

[potent hamlet]

I need somebody to read me the Dungeon Meshi manga while I fall asleep

[potent hamlet]

Hopefully not

I hate vomiting

[potent hamlet]

Hopefully not x2

I'd be a terrible mother

[upper shore]

What do you mean "hopefully"?

[final cedar]

that's why it'd be so funny

[potent hamlet]

Idk I don't have a PhD in English

[final cedar]

plus it's in a country far from my own so you don't even hurt my gdp by being on welfare

[potent hamlet]

I hope I'm not

I'm pretty sure it was all the alcohol I drank yesterday and now I have like

Hangover

[final cedar]

or the semen that made it's way into your uterus

can happen from sitting in a public toilet you know

[potent hamlet]

Dude shut the fuck up

The fuck

[upper shore]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[final cedar]

[ruby minnow]

Ceasars army is not even attacking the dam

[ruby minnow]

they're just going through rivers and trying to get pockets inside

[austere crater]

What in gods name

[final cedar]

osaka just learned about the dangers of unprotected sex

[potent hamlet]

Dude's fantasizing about me getting knocked up

[austere crater]

Ah okay relatable

[final cedar]

sure, fantasy

[upper shore]

"relatable"?

[austere crater]

Sarcasm

Sarcasm guys

[river zealot]

Food

Now sleep

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to memeg7837

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

just realized that's a cat

[river zealot]

What did you think it was

[final cedar]

blanket

[river zealot]

Mhm

[upper shore]

I thought he was just fat as fuck and he had one of those shirts where the sleeves are blue and the torso is grey

[final cedar]

are you really freaked out by this

[potent hamlet]

I mean, I can't remember shit

[river zealot]

Ahahahhaha

Get fucked lol

[final cedar]

I don't even think you have the possibility of intercourse

[austere crater]

[river zealot]

Youre so so fucked

[upper shore]

I would highly recommend not drinking irresponsibly, then.

[potent hamlet]

Amnesia: Dark Descent type shit

[austere crater]

Goddamn everybody acting like they never had a cliffhanger

[river zealot]

[upper shore]

Look, I've drank to memory loss too but all I forgot was when and how I fell asleep. It wasn't like fucking Hangover 2

[austere crater]

Bad night then

[upper shore]

And no vomitting. Because that's retarded.

[austere crater]

You say that like its a choice

[upper shore]

It is. Just don't vomit. Ez.

[austere crater]

If you say so boss

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/sXCr.gif

[upper shore]

Level this guy up

No vomit ez

[final cedar]

wtf is that gif

[potent hamlet]

Yesterday I remember getting home, eating a bunch of stuff and watching Zach Hazard and having cold and heat and then vomiting

After that i felt better

[austere crater]

Now imagine walking trough the streets and seeing that without context

[upper shore]

Did someone mention daddy zach

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, I watched like all 6 gun rants and 4 gun cleaning streams

[river zealot]

Anyway

Good night brainfart

[potent hamlet]

I also grabbed my laptop to the bathroom so I had something else to get my head occupied instead of feeling like miserable while vomiting

[austere crater]

Wait you vomit so long that you watch videos while vomiting

I vomit like a Minute and then im done

[potent hamlet]

So I had Zach talking about his FN P90 while I was emptying my hearts content

[upper shore]

A minute? Vomit in like 4 seconds, sniper style. Hit someone in the head and run away.

[copper stag]

Ghhhhhh

[austere crater]

Sorry i dont only drink 3 beer, i have to pump some litres out

To be precise, i dont even drink anymore

[final cedar]

only times i ever vomited was when I was so boozed up that I lost consciousness shortly after barfing

[potent hamlet]

I vomit and then I die like Freddy Fazbear before being sure I don't have to vomit again

[upper shore]

Oh sorry I was talking about milk and cookies projectile vomit

[copper stag]

I'm benebebebebe

[upper shore]

The case of the christmas vomicide

[copper stag]

Been drinking every day for the past year

[final cedar]

alcoholmaxxing

[austere crater]

Only time i really remember vomiting on alcohol was when i thought after a excessive evening i could also smoke a fat joint on the way home

[final cedar]

ooof

[austere crater]

My head was turning faster than f1 cars

[copper stag]

Fuck white people

[upper shore]

Like have sex with them?

[copper stag]

Mayo monkey

[potent hamlet]

James' the least one deserving of Smiling Friends helping him

[final cedar]

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to conor96

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

shadow entity

[austere crater]

Lol thats really how i sit next to the toilet after vomiting

[upper shore]

ok guess I'll just drive myself off a cliff

[potent hamlet]

That's me too

[austere crater]

Head against the wall "what is going"

[ruby minnow]

what the fuck is a weak airforce 🦅

[austere crater]

Who am i why am i here

Oh its my home alrighty