#🎪bruh-fart
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I swear theze young guys crashing out is gonna make me buy a plate carrier or smth
Like chill i dont wanna be a schizo with a gun i just wanna pop off rounds at the range every now and then
Kupi mi jedan defrinol umirem od kijavice 
honestly was thinking the same but
Uzmem ti brufen
I legit have ear pro next to my bed
still have a year until march on the ban
In a small caesar chavez like baggy
From my lil bro going to uc davis on those like
College tours
ye
I just smoked 2 PMC's with the SVT-40 as a player scav
Nikita is a fucking moron for adding this gun to Tarkov
It's like the Mosin, but a million times worse for balance
but UCD is pompus
next Nikita adds drones
Since tech has gone so much farther than
ye
Follow me on Twitch - I'm live every night!
http://www.twitch.tv/veritas
Happy birthday Kotton.
Another EFT parody cover - this time inspired by "Ocean Man" by Ween.
Lyrics:
Mosin man, we were fucking hyped when we heard the plans, we didn’t understand.
Mosin man, one tapping fully geared dudes It’s fucking bullshit.
Mosin man, we trusted N...
I can hear my fans and my little sister walkinf down rhe hall way lol
Is this a joke?
Thermal Drones would turn Tarkov into a nightmare
Become a schizo. Join the light side.
I didn't say adding drones is a good idea. Just Nikita would do it next.
Cant afford it atm
What pisses me off though
Fucking morons
Drones would just allow the rich to get richer
It's almost like the parameters of IRL warfare and the parameters of a good game don't coincide
Is that cops get exemptions from stupid ahh
Laws and shit
Ill legit just get a friend whose on the force to like buy em for me or smth at this point
ah yes the eldritch robotic horror
would

Brainrat
Less caffeine, more water
Also take 20 ibuprofens
isn't even the caffeine
I took 1 paracetamol
worked and I somehow fell asleep at 2:20
Double the dose and make it benadryl
even though I go to bed at 1:00
gonnna go see the hat man
ofc
@lusty sonnet
fuck i still feel yucky

Rel
it fucking sucked
the whole focus is about giving land and other bonuses to other nations
and at the end just dying
sell them
You watched it all?
At least you get to break the game with Maximilian's robot spam
No, I skipped through the video
oh yeah those might cost a good amount i'd say sell
Burn

Recreate that Sam Hyde video where he deep fried a thousand dollars of funko
I said it first, blow me
Which is stupid because buying them just helps the company produce more, if you want a product or system destroyed you can't follow it's procedure you have to burn it all down
But that's a topic for another day
You're not my type
its like the people who buy booze or books they dont like to burn them
actual 3head thinking, youre still giving the person you dont like money
There's a really famous British example but Idk if I can talk about it
The manager of Elvis made bank off “I hate Elvis” shirts
how are you doin nota
I'm still here
❤️
OtO communication
*OwO
He has a point
Hey busy

i fucked up 
my plan to bullshit my way into some contract work actually came together
I never expected to get this far so now I got to realize my proposal
How do people run a company anyways. Get a client to agree to a plan and then do it for less money than they agreed to, pocket the difference as "man hours"? You're supposed to do this kind of shit all the time?
lmao metro is about to run some company into the ground
salamanca?
i didn't sign anything yet so I might just fake my death or smth
I gave them overinflated numbers too, why tf would they agree?
I probably still fucked up by lowballing myself 
why even give them the offer if you never intented to follow through
Someone's about to experience the "find out" stage
thought I could do it, now I try to do a detailed listing of hours I might have to put in and figured I probably need to hire some dude
the only lesson metro would take out of that is "guys you should lie EVEN MORE"

Lie yor way into a CEO position ez
thanks, needed that 
I could only wish I was this cute
📈 97.0psi (pounds per square inch) is equal to 668,791.457Pa (pascals)

I use as a unit of measurement bars
And i do 2 to 2.5 for each tire
📈 97.0psi (pounds per square inch) is equal to 6.688bar (bars)
Why is car tire like 2 to 2.5 and bike tire almost 4
oh and before I forget
Credit to @eager igloo For this magnificent, piece of art https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1285975450270564352/Screenshot_20240918-162110_Discord.jpg?ex=66ee33b7&is=66ece237&hm=925526c21b621152ca94d170089a323d5f0e96a29d2160828906d600e52c1748&
hi twink
Because higher pressure means you have to spend less energy to speed up (which is important for bikes) and lower pressure increases how responsive the wheel is to the ground below it
BRUH
suffering from success
I am not and never will be
give me more credit, I'm just some guy
my pfp, yes
sir, we shitpost here
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Composer: Frida Johansson...
So you're saying youre attracted to women
delight
hmm?
Pretty gey ngl
@eager igloo @placid sail
Фак ю
Ебем ти ричку
40 minute DayZ vid with a title like "how I became the most feared sniper on this server" and it's just pretty normal ass gameplay 
Dude I'm dying. This shit just sent me
Exfilcamper
He taught me about nades on labs
Too bad they despawn after 10 min
I dont think theres exfil in dayz
You kinda just survive there
hentai?
no
Unless thats the name of the guy
south viet gramps screaming about the youth
Hiiii Sammy
Yes
oh fuck it
Hi hamantha
wait he never shots the phone????
I mean no
damn

reading a translation here
I swear this shit is almost as bad as "anomoly weapon inspect thumbnail"
Every single one of these fucking videos is as boring as another
I guarantee it
If I had the data tracking pluggin for YouTube I guarantee the watch time for each of these videos drops off a cliff after 5-10 minutes in
Every time I refresh my YouTube it's a new one
nevermind that's a troll post
something along the lines of "Stop being so repulsive cursing all the time I'll shoot your damn balls off"
heavy video from serj and looks like he just woke up and didn't grab a brush and a little makeup
hiii vro
oh not this dude
"how a 90000 hour gamer plays dayz" and its just him pvping the whole time with no basebuilding or looting footage
average @potent hamlet meal
what u feel about The Slop
Quoting UNKNOWNGOD (@UNKNOWN1GOD)
can I see phightingtwt make one decent meal for once that actually looks edible
Witches brew
P!gae
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gn stinky
i can smell the toe chese
ok
👃

It is 4:45 in the morning
yeah i looked at the clock
Oh yeah and what imaginary land do you come from?
Mid game
The balkans 
(I didn't finish the tutorial)

I read that first as Baltics and thought "eh not so bad"
Nvm
i cant sleep
@stone blade im going across the railroad here
Liters of spilled beer smell
Dunno who spilled it but its better than train fumes


I smell bbq now 
What is Balkan bbq
Meat
You don't say?
And grilled onions
love me a burger or a sandwich with some onion in it
soup my beloved ❤️
@wooden surge alo pula mea
I'd fuck up some soup rn
Alo alo 
That mushroom clear soup they serve before hibachi
I would tear through a gallon of that rn
What's that called I'm going to look it up and make it
hi twink @tidal trellis
Clear soup or miyabi
AAAAA
I love soup
My dad brought me some not to long ago and it was delicious
We in
I'm making 10 gallons of it and swimming in it tommy ong

this looks awesome


Ello 
Pope has spawned 
can i touch u vro
If its not in a gey way

Bruh
NNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Soup vs stew which y'all pickin
stew
less water more ingredients
the little soup there is acts as sauce
Both are good, soup can be made into stew anytime
⬇️
тушить
🤝 classic fretag enjoyer
⬇️
тарелка супа
Not fucking soul
Hi twink
Im fucking retarded
⬇️
миска рагу
Scoof
мы обычно называем это "жаркое"
что забавно, потому что почему жаркое, если тушеное же
Там вроде бы по другому готовят
Can I not enjoy my breakfast!?!?
не, как раз таки мясо и овощи вместе тушатся
like the pasta sauce?
he was trying to understand what a stew is
hiii busy :3


Stew
:3
Might actually make some this evening
Except fuck the кабачки
And the eggplants
Fuck those
yeah don't like those either
my stew is usually onions carrots bell peppers potatoes meat
Potato potato
Have a good breakfast twink
Potato potato meat and tomato
And the rest of the default shot
Some cabbage some carrot
I don't like adding tomatoes tbh
but maybe some tomato paste
cabbage ew
boiled cabbage is yikers
My mom gave me some lecso
Maybe some shrooms
the rat is sustained for a week now
so you're going to become a spherical rat tomorrow
Leczo?
Ye
Hell yeah
Not A twink but thank you
Breakfast was good
dont fuck the eggplants
Man if a zombie apocalypse starts im making myself a spear
true stalker is so fucking good its unreal
What's stalker
are you?
stalker? I hardly know her
@low atlas
oh
Reeeckk grims
thank god that h is hanging on tight in this sentence
this shit don't really fly here, it's not even funny 
Ban speedrun?!!
Brother they're being sarcastic
You won't get banned for that
Post whatever, it's brainfart, some people will find it funny, some won't
As long as it's fine with the rules
I feel like that'd be common sense not to post
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so true
That's a very weird cat
bush cat?
Do it
Don't be foolish
go ahead your own funeral honestly
That will show them
Swaffard are you eyeing me with those baby-blues?
is that a fucking hyperborea american history x edit 
yes
even posted ironically these are so god damn cringe 
@fresh rose na vasaru u sapcu sam 
Raznjevi na sve strane, cigani prodaju jeftino 
70e u dzepu

elf slander is welcomed here
nerd 
some horny mf asking an ace chick their fav pos
like dude
she ain't gonna hop on yo virtual pp
xD
they playing the long game
I mean he does have a point it’s a strong position to counter enemy combatants if you could be attacked by any side
they're retarded if that's the case...
it was an IED truck
decimated the whole team
but seriousness the OP that posted the NGL is a writer person... I doubt thirsty dudes gonna hit anything bro
some are mostly really bad attempts honestly
i feel better about myself after reading cringe 
will bot detect it?
nope
💀
if anyone tells you to get in a column. stagged or not they're not fit to lead shiiit
they're waiting until she's washed up, in her 40s, divorced with kids when they finally turn the table, rejecting her advanced - but then cave into the simp brain and marry her regardless
Im wondering who this newbie is and it was fucking blur this whole time
Lepo
Stop drinking organic acids
@tidal trellis twink
Charon wants to kiss you
@tidal trellis twink
Charon do you miss plop
BRUHHHH
@tidal trellis twink

NO, WHY EVERYTIME
change our minds plop
what will it take
Why are you against drunk driving plop
a show of masculinity
you totally do
bruh, how does that show that even 
We need a emote that portrays feelings harder than ltg kys
Bench press more than them
My favourite pass time
oh
also whar
+ 
thoughts?
My notes say that ur against drunk driving
That'd be correct, yes.
I dont want to see LowTierGod shaped like a pepe
splendid
Typical twink
gif of me
Are you drowning btw
BRUG
No, I'm far away from that area
this is the 3rd grey name this week

just post porn at this point
your time is counted in minutes
You should have your fun
training..hmm
By the nine I'm tweakin
well, you had a run I guess?
He indeed had a run
the great filter theory is true however it only applies to a singular discord channel (this one)

My man cooks with no gas
dry is typing 
yet still gets burned 😔
You cooked, and you have delivered
nah, I mean he's an alt for sure but even if not the genocide track plus tower combo should be clear to be on the edge
Definitely feels like an alt but idk
at least make it something interesting tho

just gotta download that tower vid then mods are in the clear to do their shit
alright done

@echo lance (peckolshope) has been banned for reason: yeah we saw this coming , collection of shit memes , controversial takes and also alted to bypass a mute before
Oop
Goodbye
oof
no foreplay
oh
Did he even alt
No foreplay at all
I think he was talking at the same time as the guy that got vanned before
This was a filler arc
Unsure personally, but whatevs

"You are dead. Not big surprise"
-Heavy, Team Fort the 2
Didnt even include the video description
Of what he posted to get banned
L ban message
can we kill this guy now please 🥹
oh crap it wasn't dry that banned him, would've been so much better of a pun
I'll save it
Oh well, better luck next time
next time
Iedy lurks chat
24/7
He was just sitting there looking at his final moments
And didnt insta ban him

I've seen that gif like 7 times these past three days
and it makes you want to kill someone,
right?

no women allowed ❌ ❌ ❌
Ah, a braincell has finally earned its third place
🤝
Five Night Freddy
I do wonder what happens after the video ends
Hi ledy Hi dry Hi Flop Hi australiancunt
Greetings.
Hmmm
Happens in Khazahstan
How many people are gonna get banned

Everyone
hello @narrow lotus
Only mods will remain
Alo hiiiii
Oh hell no
I already want to kill myself and it's only Friday
hello twink @tidal trellis
AAAAAA

like seriously the most down earth to person I met
I love sniper monkey

Oh hey a meme for @narrow lotus 's repertoire

Ok twink
WHA
thats crazy
Hi Artyom Hi Charon hi Metro Hi ham
I forgot what its called
i edge control without painting
whar???
Disowned is cool though
what are u getting at Dry
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TAKE MY MENTAL ILLNESS AWAY
PLEASE ITS THE ONLY THING I HAVE

oh okay
this kfc sando is bus
the funny thing being that they couldent even get a woman to read it out
they needed to use ai 🙂
poor Josta

YOOOOO
hey... quit revealing my fucking plans
he's fine
have potato chips substantially risen in price there too?
he's probably collecting his pension rn
@stone blade 💚
I liked the mushroom ones
me in tarkov when i die (it's the first raid of the day) ((i played bad))
they outnumbered + your ping was high

((( i missed the easiest toz headshot of my life )))
oh ping can 100% be bad
playing ON RUSSIA SERVERS
15% packet loss
icant
mcdonalds wifi
s k i l l
I s s u e
hi plop
Greetings.
would you like a delicious apple fritter
which country are you in, if you don't mind telling?
Pakistan
flopistan
no thank you
Fropistani

someone kill this guy with hammers
ALOOO I KNOW THOSE WORDS
well Flopistan and Blurifornia relations are at a decline
due to increase of flopistan twinkism

I don't remember
radical twinkism even
very
bottom fundamentalist
what is the world coming to! shakes fist
I dont know! Jiggles balls
what
||chicken butt||
WHY YOU LITTLE TROLL
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@tidal trellis speedtest now for calling me poor 
no
coward
@tidal trellis 
and twink
who you calling little, twink
go wear your skirt, stinky

I wear no such thing 
idot
or own such thing
I mean scots have kilts
flop is tsundere
@tidal trellis
this is on wireless if i recall back when my ethernet cable actually worked download would be about 90+ and upload would be about 50
its a reference to something. also no
surely internet connection has something to do with SERVER PACKET LOSS
contont creator

sick inspect element dude 
okay show off
on a serious note can your CPU even keep up with downloading?
calm the fuck down broheme
goon mornin


it is 53
it up 53?
upload is the arrow up

no ty, I turn back
the download is right tho
implying your shit isn't already out there
maxes my hardware, upgrading isn't the budged tho since I gotta get a new routing node for both 4gb lines
@tidal trellis wearing a dress is in this server somewhere probably

did u know that discord knows ur IP?
i also know my ip
Fun fact: You cant trace exact location of a person by only IP
I also pee from time to time
i didn't understand a single thing 👍
oh yeah? then give us ur IP 
but you can still DDoS him by IP
so no fuck off
👎
@narrow lotus so many Romanians here
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Do i tell one sugi pula
when's ur funeral?
@magic nacelle
the game got a bit updated too
all this speed, but still zero bitches
Should change my name to Delight at this point
When romania wins world cup
that would be insane but never happening
impersonation is a serious crime
Man I wanna replay this already.
its the one from tournament thing
the gauntlet iirc
I got two fiber lines coming in and each needs a new single mode transceiver + router able to handle the full load without throttling, if that's done then I can get 8Gb/s up down without the weird little spiking
metro is living in 2077
sekiro felt so epic when you'd get a good parry chain going
Metro was based in 2033 afaik
Metro, destroy Arasaka

yeah but why
what do you do
porn collector?
mods kill him
explode his pager
hundreds and hundreds of thousands of text files on trying to perfectly emulate the McDonald's Mac Sauce formula
why are you mentioning him?
its mayonaisse with some pickles and onions lol
in a freak accident the Mossad sends thousands of rigged pagers to 1 influencer with dwarfism

took a page out of their play book resulting in a booming success
hungry
for centipedes?
no, you asked why people do this stuff
They don't know about the tequila worms
views
what the fuck is in that glass 😭
hot oil
is horizon zero dawn good
i heard 1st is good
and the graphics look great, so it doesnt need a remaster
same scam as TLOU1
i always hear its good but i dont know anyone who has played either of the games
i heard it's borring
i think its all propaganda, we hear that its good so we parrot that fact even though none of us know anything about the damn thing
my friend who played it said the style and visuals are good but it's just an open world slop
i'd try if it wasnt for my lappy
and the fact that sony keeps pushing it hard
⬇️
I didn't say a word
its not bad
I played it
but its also not good
its pretty mid
⬇️
400g of wedding cabbage, mission impossible

Its cabbage being very slow cooked in a huge pot, clay pot
You add spices, lamb, pork
And thats it
steal it
Urn 
Its filled with cabbage and lamb
Not one tho
Theres several in it as well as several around on motors rotating over fire
nikada to nisam jeo
evo sad jedem musaku
i mrzim krompir sad jer previse jedem krompira
necu jesti krompir sledece 10 godine
Good lord
america with less crime be like:
political meme by a mod
societal collapse of the stalker gamma server
Sony and activation on their way to posting the most dog shit games
man if you want SPT to be scary again, try the realism mod. every fight is a gamble
What did you ping me to @narrow lotus
i didnt ping
1701.5 smh

I LOVE TELEKOM!!!!

this is outdated, it went to 400k once but couldnt get a picture
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Play the worst PC port ever, all for a low low fee of $60 and tax:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2291060/EARTH_DEFENSE_FORCE_6/
If you can just get it on console really.
Anything awful becomes an experience with friends, please don't play it alon...
Is your mobile data any better?
@rustic stag (bigblackniggaballz_61933) has been banned for reason: didnt comply

its managable
FREE MY BOY HE AINT DO NUN WRONG
35mbps max
peak kentucky
FAK
YUUUUU
...where do you live?
hungary man
Fuckin hell now I get it
i had a friend who goes there to visit family and I never hear from him till he's back
Does xela know? 
only viable ISP is Vodafone, and they are not good, half of the country isnt even connected to their cables or towers yet
telekom is outdated
and Yettel
well yettel is just a scam
that she is being used a robot sex slave?
no
Yo, @eager igloo

what

@hybrid fossil (cbey.) has been banned for reason: Literally posted a porn gif of a guy sucking cock and it says Tarkov
is he incorrect though?
he is











Hazbullah
