#πͺbruh-fart
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esp our region in saudi arabia
i think the rest of saudi was quiet as fuck except us
you know Ψ§ΩΨΉΨ΄Ψ±ΩΨ© Ψ§ΩΨ³ΩΨ―Ψ§Ψ‘ ?
yes
ye people remembered that and stopped really quickly lmao
why, scared of it starting up again?
yes
oh, yeah.
shit was insane
i remember the govt went insane
and shut the fighters down
i dont know specifics but i know algerian govt had the last say
there's a lot of "theories" about it
aye
some involve your country
same for the spring here
allegedly ofc
honestly
the more i look at the past
the more insane i find the region
i wonder if its because the people are tired, or if its because things have improved
i cant tell
Ah
french + arabic + weird mumbo jumbo
Moroccan moment
tunisia + us + morroco are similar
blyat or w/e that gae fish is called
i figured yah
I love him
they didn't have 4k OLEDs when I was born so who cares 
@slender rock
peopel when they find out that time marches on
you know whats coming
The fog is coming
real
thick fog
bitches be thinking they have a future
soup even?
you think the fogs just gonna 'kill' you?
you don't get killed by the fog
its gonna get inside you first
At the center of the fog is an immortal, indestructible snail
think about it, you'll breathe it in
you get turned into a horrific monster that is damned to wander the land
no?
doesn't sound that bad
i mean surely there are worse ways to die
by my hands, of course
nah
bet
my phones missing 
i will kidnap you
and demand 5 billions in oil money
oh no what is an algerian going to do to me
we already discussed the events
you have a neco arc pfp, you cannot hurt me
neco arc = bad
thank you flop
you shut up
you're the last person to have a say in that
see you backing me up makes my statement less valid
HOW
Hi twink
most bipolar saudi man to exist
this is how
hi old man
yea yea
throw a cup of water at it
where is my phone gone π it vanished
i ated it all
Its already rusted asf
He already has a permit, in a form of owning a cybertruck
:3
Its 100% a daddy's money car judging by how poorly its been taken care of
And the fact its at a college campus
one spit and its over
that thing will be rusted by the morning
It already is rusted lmao
oh lord I have to turn my whole room upside to find my phone
I have it on silent too
it's a sign
this is very bad
But leave it to the musk fans to take advantage of the disabled π₯
android or iphone?
android
Just remember where you put it last
check your freedomer pocket
open it with the email your phone is signed in with
I have it specifically on silent cause I keep getting scam calls by people
instruction too hard, got a tummy ache and passed out
is that why he stopped typing?
maybe he finally realized he's typing from his phone
and desperately trying to save face rn
was thinking of that too
:)
have you genuinely done what surrae told you or just found it accidentally
I did what he said
submissive
also means if you didnt want your phone to be found and someone had access
well you know the rest
hey busy
why you awake
I'm not convinced you're able to follow simple instruction, but alright
I will fry you, neco arc person

buranyu
why not
today
bright
I just did
thats it
yagami light
one time a power line fell and we thought it was rapture
it was fully bright at 1am
your word (unreliable, full of lies) versus facts (can't solve a single equation given by surrae)
I'm not solving math homework right now BZ
one day
what's 9+10
and why is my word full of lies
nor ever, as it turned out
I tell the truth
21
A jebem mu mater
when you stop coming online, I'll eat a borscht with garlicked bread and some salo in your remembrance

im in
bruh

!busy
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he's never gonna do it
amogus
flop can you stop being a downer?
its a myth that busy played rimworld at one point
could we settle on me writing a convincing rimworld story for brainfart
I got a bit bored of rim tbh
Look man I'm a optimistic person but I know whats possible, busy playing rimworld though? Isn't.
i played for5 mins and got bored, i do not blame u
@low atlasinflow #5 ?
@final rose my ass killed myself im farming gamma
come come
you thought u'd be fighting
you're coming to farm gamma
oh I played a lot of it, it's a great game, but only for so long
π
candy*
okay which one of you assholes told the child to make sloppy fat baits
I almost missed it
come forward!
what
no it couldn't be you whot taught him, you're barely sentient yourself artyom
who did it
hi
busy what are u on about
is me
fucking asshole
at least teach him proper next time
Flop has never been so confused
flop is always confused and barely conscious
not true bz
too much smokeleaf

he doesn't even smoke it, just straight up eats it
i dont think hes strong enough to eat it
he moreso just sucks it dry
and then tosses it away
guh
like tobacco
Trick o treat
Fried egg better
the raiders come for your colony. when they enter the base, they see plop just crouching in a corner, mouth full with smokeleaf, wet bits of it falling to the ground, he slowly finds them with a glassy stare, making loud slurping noises
the raiders cringe and depart
randy in shambles
schlerp
mech hive cant hurt you either
the ai just classifies you as a potted plant and pass by
hmm okay maybe there is a possibility of rimming
chasing victory is boring, but storymaking is funny
either way

kinda the point of the game
just make the most random funny shit
see how it plays out
gn busy
metro it says youre a streamer
what the fuck are you streaming
his downfall π
Conceal carrying a meltagun is the new meta
My rimworld motivation is at an all time low
Not even the routine flop banter hits the same
good vibes

you're very handsome my dude

Well then
Unfortunate? Or fortune for me 
Welp I go sleep. Goodnight peoples
Gn twink
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holy shit
"Two rules I have about responsibly drinking alcohol:
Never drink to feel better.
Never drink alone. "
(I just posted the clip for the "this fucks up my plan" and not the recycle but I am too lazy to go get one without it)
newp, and i have played briefly before 1.0 and after and i'd say 1.0 is a lot better
north is still north, painfully slow/timegated, like most mmos
So it didnt do a whole restart of progression, nice.
I was just working in the bar area last time i played
It will never be fully restarted


How do I get one of these
Itβs goon time
"massive enemy wave" gets cucked by a meltagun and a chokepoint
i hope that was his feet slapping the ground...
he looks like a psychicpebbles character
It wasn't.
destiny 2 ult
why is he so angry
So....
So they mean...
Yeah, okay
just eating ass i guess

what a fucked up month
the ryry part is negligible
SAME
i was assuming they were talking dick
my mobile bank account switched apps and they fucked up the login
literally no clue on how to login now
jorking my caulk rn
Love spreading my caulk on stuff
mine says the bank ID or whatever is wrong even though it worked fine on the old app
the app was already really good
they got rid of a feature that let me just tap to check my balance
instead of having to fully login every time


have y ou gotten to planet 3 yet
i need a coop buddy for my operations
I finished the game already lol;

Been leveling heavy since so many people play bulwark
dang
frota art thou the one that friended me on steam just now?
βWhy does my boyfriend want me to-ACK!β
good thing i bought a 190cc bottle of rum
i love that Mike and the other dude from Fring both use a M65
Mike has a brown M65 and the other has a olive drab M65
why don't you get a job instead of drinking?
Its the middle of the night
i havent talked here all day
sleep?
what you think i was doing?
drink rum
Now im drinking rum
the rest of the day i was working my ass off for 20 bucks, might as well spend 2 bucks on a small bottle of rum to mix with my coffee
What is 190cc rum
π¦ 190.0cl (centiliters) is equal to 64.247floz (fluid ounces)
π¦ 190.0ml (milliliters) is equal to 6.425floz (fluid ounces)
6floz bottle of booze
Whatβs an ounce lmao
no
I donβt know, Iβve only measured liquid in cups
This one
And if itβs small I eyeball it
i bought this one
actually, yeah you're right. it's 1-2floz per shot
π¦ 5.0cl (centiliters) is equal to 1.691floz (fluid ounces)
i mean, im going for the third shot mixed with stuff
What did you do for work
two with cocacola and the third on coffee
Rum and coffee sounds like a ghetto laxative
actually i volunteer on a foundation, so i go as different works on one
Interesting, and you can drink on a Monday night
mailman, secretary, going to meetups and stuff
yeah, pretty much
how much do you weight I wana guesstimate how drunk you might get from drinking it
65 kilos
Convertbot, help me
143 pounds maybe?
I think you can drink 3 ounces straight up and get pretty buzzed
i mean, i might be on my third ounce and not drunk
Did you eat with it
yeah, probably why im not drunk
entire bottle would put you somewhere here
We fight as one battle-brother
@narrow lotus needs to make a space marine 2 channel
maybe share it with the helldivers one
well damn
Goodnight twink
How is your tarkov
Hey frotter
hi :3
Decent, 4 punisher kills yesterday on woods
My brother was eating out pre-op transwomen though
balrider?
Died to shotgun scav 30 sec off spawn
Died to cheater next raid
Thankfully we got some pmcs before logging off and survived
He woulda fucking exploded into the stratosphere otherwise
Btw
Head throat levels are off the charts
Damn your brother is freaky
He was so mad bro
Scav death into cheater
He was tilt queueing at the end
Vpo bolt action to kill scavs
He literally hit a scav 5 times
Reloaded
H it him one more

Thank god he was bugged and just stood still
Good scav run yesterday too
Gpu intel and full bp
Of random shit
And brother got two vases too
4/5 psycho sniper lost to some british cig
In that raid
I am not doing sniping quests
Canβt make me
Kappa is there and i want it
Need 3 more items too
Why
I curse you with johnb into evasion armband
Does tarkov make you happy
Watch a tv show then
Avatar the last air bender is based
@naive bison sipu mi tuki 
Just need the axe, shroud and the beard oil
Shows on their own are boring for me
Artyom needs subway surfers on the side
I like watching shows in the background while i play
Got two axes yday
Watch podcasts then
Youβre wasting the point of a show

Bro podcasts are fucking ass
I dont care abour some fucks talking about the news or their drama
Donβt watch news or drama podcasts then :)
Joe Rogan talks about shit the guest wants to talk about, if he brings on a guy who specialises in magic mushrooms they will talk about that
@river zealot do you fuck with old school CSGO esports scene at all
What painting
Csgo is ass
Games without progression are boring
I dont give a shit about mmr or rank
My brother in Christ, itβs you who is progressing
Getting better at the game
Learning new tricks
Its the same fucking game
2000 hours
10000 hours
Same exact shit
Every match is diff
@naive bison
Doesnβt have to to hold down 1mil concurrent every year
Youre gonna use the usp the awp and the ak anyway
Itβs called βbalancedβ
I bring multiple guns to a site
Balanced would be all guns being usable
Ping falco
Thereβs a large diversity of guns in cs though
Mp9 for close up CT
I give you permission @pastel quartz
There can be 50
Shotguns also work for farming money but only work close
You will use 8 anyway
Hell naw
Ffs
How Tf do you balance that 
I dont give a shot
Tarkov has like 100 guns
You can use most of them
Disagree
Nobody uses the revolvers
I love pumping
M870?
I mean
Dogshit gun
hiii @sage rover
High ammo capacity of 14 rounds you wonβt use because you died to its capped fire rate
Nobody uses the spear anymore
From all the guns in tarkov youre not gonna use like 20 max
Spear is good

36 pen ammo, quest locked to lk 50 pmc kills
Better guns
Aug clears fully modded MDR with no attachments
M4 takes gadzillion to be usable

They buffed it this wipe it feels
Its usable
You can kill with it
Try the 2 prokill barter one
Its good
Itβs rly good
I dont like m4s
So can you with mp-18
Nobody uses the 7.62x54 snipers past week one
Mp-18 is hard to kill
ak74m is a classic
Try the g36
Aug is better
MDR is on the level of like
Ak101
Or aksu
G36 is insanely good this wipe too
One of the only 556 guns i like
I hate the recoil pattern
its good
g36 short is great
I used it it was alr
Not much diff in recoil between longest and shortest
Like 3 recoil
short gets a buff iirc
There is only 2
The mosin
short is +3 over mid length
And the sv-98
long is like +3 over short
Svd also counts
Its a dmr tho
Still a sniper
I mean
ill pull you down and to the right, counter it out
I didnβt say bolt action
It kicks
5.56 is tarkov's least enjoyable ammo
Canβt snipe
Instantly located
Traced
Doxxed
Kidnapped
As soon as you shoot once
With no supp
I like the long g36 with bipod rn
What does the "S" stand for in SVD?
Yeah but when you can they slay

Yeah they are nice
Doctrinally, a russian Snayper has more in common with an American Designated Marksman
But it may as well be a sniper rifle in Tarkov
Nnnaaaaaahhh heβs bringing up military doctrine
Mods bomb his house
@glad carbon
Yep

The tribunal went well
Eh, more balanced builds are meta is all
what's the result
And by well I mean I killed a dude and didn't die
I'm surprised to learn you literally cannot talk your way out of the shooting
You gotta kill or be killed

nota had a meeting with the -ota bosses
@toxic sundial did you wear any armor
What the fuck are you talking about
is it dangerous!!! we need to put a stop to zis!!! there gonna use this for hwar!!!
(disclaimer: this is probably not a real french person)
found on r/shitposting: https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/18qysm5/stupid_frnch_fuck/
#meme #offensivememes #offensivememe #offensive #shitpost #shitposting #france
socks
Yeah I put it on when I went to find ruby cause I figured there'd be a shoot out there and still had it on for the tribunal
did you get all of it?
or just a couple pieces
did it make any difference?
No I didn't get shot
you able to shoot all of em?
Yeah Kim lived too
nice
Ah that game
I only had the one bullet and supposedly my gun can hold three so idk where to get more
I was very hyped when i got the gun
i think you can find 2
And then you discover its just useless
Also it's only "bullet" nothing about powder or wadding
I'm sure he just keeps a pouch of black powder in his pocket
i think you only are able to fire off 1 shot tbh
I saved the game and stopped playing after Kim woke me up so idk if there's anything in the future I might need a gun for or if that's just about the end of the game
thats about the end i think
Para bellum means to prepare for war so I figure I should pick up some more bullets
i mean you already shot the goons
i think you're fine
roblox is not cancer bro
you can have fun on there
unlike something like valorant or leauge
or r6
or cs
most fun ive had in tarkov was in roblox tarkov
bullying small children and making them rage in chat
the only fun i've had in league is trolling
me and my friends found a random build thing
we just roll it
pick the lane and the champ and the build we are suppose to play
i once played nami top with exhaust ignite
very fun
with first item a item that i shouldn't be using
"Ai is gonna take over programming" mfs when i ask ai to make me a 4k picture of the colour white
:3
Ryry got banned. Time for a new election for the new Mr. John Brainfart
@placid sail can you be the new annoying childish bastard now that ryry is gone
Send your application now, and get your first assassination attempt even today!
hi twink @tidal trellis
select someone whos exiled for extra effect

Aight
Who wants to take the role of John Brainfart
We need the candidates, and they need to tell what will they change in brainfart (the less the better)
alex
How'd the HELL DID YOU KNOW I was even awake
I am gooning
cool
I'll change nothing and get myself banned for some bullshit reason sometime in the non-foreseeable future
what else
@lyric horizon we got him
Ill post funny cats and contribute nothing to current conversations
i didnt, i just remembered my daily duty
diddy do it?
Iirc thatβs the name of the 50 cent documentary coming
The next John Brainfart election will happen after either a ban or leaving office by the current John Brainfart
So
First 3 candidates
the Stargates have openned up
@naive bison hows it goin

i shall visit New Babylon and free Diddy
Itβs not going
Alex, Ham, Frota.
At uni for 1 class and half of it the teacher is not here
who the fuck is ham
A type of meat
sounds like a loser tbh
Im gonna fucking shoot up a walmart
Alex and Frota remain
in minecrafft

whos messages are these
No
Osaka
mine
Wants to shoot up a walmart (what the fuck is a walmart)
former U.S. president george bush in the chat
@pale ingot look at this darkness wtf
bruh
i got 2nd gen nvgs 
As a tarkov player
arent 2nd gen nvgs just uhhh
My honest reaction is
Nvidia settings contrast 65% gamma 1.90
not phosporous like other ones

which NVG's were the real deal in irak?
Gpnvg?
bet nobody will see me in dark 
PVS-7
yeah
and pvs-14 i think
Pnv-10?
PVS-7 ''Cyclops''
Ah
the big scope
the NVG had like, no depth lmao
its rough

@inland jackal find any artefacts mr W
waiting emission
:3
which game had like a monocle ngv that had half light and half nvg?
@narrow lotus you ever buy on olx?
ffs
you mean how it works like actual nvgs
tarkov does the same i think? just centered in the middle of ur screen
I mean, its pretty much what the real thing would do
jesus christ
actually tarkov obscures the rest of them
just has a green circle and black all around
it was anomaly, not gamma
okay
i did yeah
not often
i wanted to buy a 1070 once , the guy answered me first day , then he didnt answer for 3 days , i found one in my town , he then called me to tell me he wants to give me the gpu
end yourself
I want to buy jackets and cover them in fleece
so that way i can use cool designs and not be cold
just wear fleece
but fleece jackets are sooooo boring
but some jackets are pretty but sooooo cold
so getting fleece on the inside is the best

@potent hamlet have you tried not dressing like a refugee human in Terminator?
@narrow lotus >no coffee
wake up and go to get a hell energy
John Connor headass
Many such cases
@coarse bear β€οΈ
What was the name of the guy also sent back to protect Sarah in the first movie?
Ello
hi
this morning we die of heart attack hell yeah
i mean, since i got pneumonia ffor not hhaving adequate clothing i got obsessed with having good clothing
doctor said i have blood in my caffeine system
Alo fuckos
@eager igloo alo zabka
Zabka
Whuh
I forgot I had a new mouse my hand is so used to the old chunky deathadder
Speaking of mouse , which one should i buy , this one i have is long overdue
Basilisk Hyperspeed Razer
i wanted to try Logitech
5 euro mouse from local vendor
nah i want iwreless
hi

go with the logitech g502 @narrow lotus
the one I just got
lots of buttons you can actually use in tarkov
Get g305 if you wish to learn soldering and where to source replacement switches for your mouse 
nvm g502 isn't wireless
still though
fk wireless
only thing I go wireless with is my headphones
@eager igloo
what
ye that one but wireless i think they have one as well
they it's just double the price 40 euros

wireless mice are a good idea but its not worth it
considering you will have to charge it
And additional 0.001 ms latency
negative soldier, I'm full of joyful prancing and whimsical innocence
Double-clicking and scroll wheel issues got me to get new switches and wheel encoder
Why live
and that
I love the free flow wheel though
click a button your wheel goes 500mph
this otherwise great mouse had me watching on youtube how to fix the side keys not working
and then I fixed it
and then it stopped working anyway again
Fixed it thrice before deciding on a new mouse
Still served those good three years
I'm sorry but this is the only mouse you will ever need
@stone blade guess which candy is best
OLD MOUSE PLUG
ALOOO
PS/2 moment

We had those in school
idk man slivi
Try finding a PS/2 PORT NOW GRAMPS

I have one on my motherboard
I disconnected them from teachers computer when I was bored
She couldn't figure it out for the life of her
Yeah your pc barely runs vice city thatβs why
ah it was a she
well yes but actually no
deserved
Pentium 2 headass
female IT teachers do not exist
fake
we also had one

Actually I had two
I only had those ever
Learn keyboard
A lot of jobs are just typing on word nowadays so good choice
it's why a occasionally think "I should replace it already" and then go "nah", it's somehow both reliable and not
Same with excel and powerpoint, but those are hard to replace
no but I'm Bulgarian
Though Im managing to replace excel by just refusing to use it and writing python instead
im planning to get that 2 in 1 set
from ali express
i tried to make them on my own but failed
Match em freak for freak π
xal youve been playing too much tarkov bruh
"Nah I can fix it
"
It has only been a year since last repair
15M clicks my ass
46 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg: is equal to 26.19 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

what?
why are parots so expensive
I'd get one and teach him slurs but man half my savings will go into that one feather fuck
My brain is fried
we can tell
Pharoahe Monch - Fuck You
[Hook]
Get yo' hands;
Up against the wall and spread them
Opposition, I can't stand them
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Un-da-stand;
I'm not fuckin around with you
Try to resist I'll dimiss you
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Verse 1]
...
funky bassline
@narrow lotus still waiting for you to install a sub in the car
we on level 12 
https://code.org/minecraft , i found the link if you want to try other adventures
imma try the aquatic one
G502
β€οΈ
Yes, its my goto side hobby. Pick lock, go to store, buy another lock, repeat.
can I still trust logitech?
g502 is when logitech was good
greetings Zoro 
go on
For mice, sure. Headsets? Questionable. Keyboards? Not sure, I'm a corsair fanboy
But only their keyboards. Fuck that iCUE RGB nonsense
Whole story
g305 kinda broke my heart, not because it was bad, but because it was almost perfect
Must 3d print a thumbrest
why are you reinventing the wheel, aside from the obvious "I'm bored and schizo"?
Razer Deathadder
Im not
Why?
I actually needed it
oh iv got one of these
Brother if you are working with mass data that needs python, your shit should be in an actual DB or use Power Bi
had it for fucking ever now
I don't
excel is one of the best solutions out there why replace it completely
Because it's not
Its just extra bs and not needed. I'm not a fan of buying into a whole ecosystem for tech stuff to begin with
I mean, it doesnβt take away anything
Just sth on top

another clownless day


