🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

from the desktop

[solar obsidian]

yo yo yo

[placid sail]

judgingly

because I've yet to launch it

[grizzled meadow]

Delete and play Kiwami 1

[placid sail]

no

[primal rapids]

REMEMBER OUR PROMISE

[placid sail]

I've even installed y0 in the first place because I simply have it

somehow

[grizzled meadow]

Goated game

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-who-asked-who-asked-meme-meme-gif-24590276

[inland jackal]

ciao falko

[solar obsidian]

when i come through to ruin the place, you dont want me with a gun in yo face...

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza4-yakuza-together-we-are-yakuza4-gif-27695100

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/og-loc-gif-20645618

[inland jackal]

delight more like

delightful

[steel bone]

[grizzled meadow]

[narrow sorrel]

"eaten like a vegetable"

I didnt know syrup was a vegetable

[grizzled meadow]

Yo! That shit suck!
DAMN!

[narrow sorrel]

was GTA SA dubbed in foreign non-anglo countries?

[solar obsidian]

damn, my shit was wack

[primal rapids]

Imagine GTA SA but the voicelines are all in Japanese

[solar obsidian]

no

[narrow sorrel]

so everyone just learned the n-word?

[solar obsidian]

yes

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785882208380518420/1285129433509920870/how_to_wrap_a_car.mp4?ex=66e9258d&is=66e7d40d&hm=178ce095c66b8c255155aabeffe6ccab575a015fb8c5fecbfa5ef9916c1404aa&

[solar obsidian]

well, we use the "black in spanish"

[narrow sorrel]

You can already own a katana. What do you want? To wear a daisho?

[uncut yew]

https://www.change.org/p/consumers-who-are-fed-up-with-this-offensive-language-remove-the-word-negro-from-black-crayons

[lyric horizon]

Daily dose of Falco's Based Game Recommendations!

[placid sail]

afroamerican crayon

[lyric horizon]

Let me guess, petition made by an american white woman?

[uncut yew]

You get the answer to that if you click the link, ||tis a man's name ||

[eager igloo]

Im starting the petition to rename the country Nigeria

[placid sail]

let's just remove black as a color

too much controversy around it

[eager igloo]

Nooo

[narrow sorrel]

What about the river or the francophone neighbor of nigeria?

[eager igloo]

What will happen to my beautiful room

[placid sail]

you are no longer allowed to be goth myshinka

that's racist

[eager igloo]

And beautiful goth chicks

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[lyric horizon]

Lets remove colors as a whole. Daltonist people feel excluded and offended by them anyways.

[primal rapids]

Remove black as a color. Replace everything with skulls and gold. Especially gold skulls.

[narrow sorrel]

SMOKING INDOORS NOOOOO

[placid sail]

now that you mention it, and considering the fact bad issues are still gonna keep cropping up

[narrow sorrel]

THAT'S A FIRE HAZARD NOOOOOOOO

[placid sail]

we're removing language.

[solar obsidian]

i can say "negro" in #🇪🇸-general-spa, but not "gai" anywhere
https://tenor.com/view/mussolini-speech-gif-2561627433093724979

[lyric horizon]

Remove as a whole. We need to minimize the amount of controversies by minimizing the amount of things in existance!

[eager igloo]

_ _

[placid sail]

YOU CAN'T SAY BAD WORDS

[narrow sorrel]

That's an actual tenor gif

[placid sail]

IF THERE IS NO WORDS

[lyric horizon]

Why are bad words bad?

[eager igloo]

_ _
_ _
_ _

[narrow sorrel]

We can have literal mussolini but a period-accurate swastika is verboten

[lyric horizon]

Why is cunt a bad word, but beautiful a good word?

[solar obsidian]

1984

[lyric horizon]

Lets swap them

[solar obsidian]

stalin good, hitler bad

[placid sail]

also we're removing myshinka because she's kinda sus, just standing there, being silent and provoking

[lyric horizon]

Hey, there is a saying, the hungry thinks about the food!

[final cedar]

mussolini did the prosciutto cosplay so that's probably less likely to get hardcore followers

[lyric horizon]

Lets remove the gamma server. No wars between offtopic, sralnia and brainfart will be then.

[placid sail]

eh

everyone will just probably move to anomaly

or femboy server

[lyric horizon]

Ngl offtopic is pretty boring nowadays

sralnia is awesome

[narrow sorrel]

form greater sralnya/brainfart

[lyric horizon]

brainfart is sometimes cool

[primal rapids]

We're removing all five senses from all humans. You can't be triggered if you can't perceive reality in any meaningful way.

[final cedar]

reference btw

[lyric horizon]

Sralnia is a state of mind

[primal rapids]

No. Your nutsack was Arasaka property and has been repossessed.

[placid sail]

someone bring the ouija board, retarded spirits from beyond are trying to communicate with us

[final cedar]

here you go fam

[solar obsidian]

i've been visiting sralniya way more often than i thought i would

[lyric horizon]

Arasaka deez nuts

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-9gag-gif-22143902

nutsack

[narrow sorrel]

cocksack

[lyric horizon]

You picked the wrong nuts.

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTmMOzYoosk

[placid sail]

falco bring the shotgun, it's time for delight to go to a happy farm

[solar obsidian]

fortnite dances

[tidal trellis]

I'm not even gonna ask what happened

[eager igloo]

_ _

[lyric horizon]

Good Ending: Delight and Falco lived happily on a ranch with their 3 grandsons.

[tidal trellis]

actions speak louder than words

[placid sail]

who's the mom here

[primal rapids]

The ranch is called Ram Ranch

[solar obsidian]

be quiet, Myshinka number two.

[solar obsidian]

same

[lyric horizon]

I thought my wifi lagged

[narrow sorrel]

reality is lagging

[lyric horizon]

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH?

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-smile-weird-gif-14051208

[lyric horizon]

He looks

FUCKING

UGLY

[inland jackal]

[lyric horizon]

ASTONISHINGLY FUCKING UGLY

[uncut yew]

he loves you

[inland jackal]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[final cedar]

the dude who made it molested his kid cousin

[lyric horizon]

The wha

Hold

Wh

Hold on

What the fuck

[final cedar]

yeah the cowboy guy speaking the lines

[split canyon]

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[lyric horizon]

I gotta do some research

waht the fuck

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[eager igloo]

_ _

[lyric horizon]

I think this is enough of internet for today

[placid sail]

that's why we're removing the language

otherwise you eventually learn that almost everyone around is a weird motherfucker

out of sight, out of mind

we should also remove the internet tbh

[final cedar]

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[placid sail]

okay except for this part

[inland jackal]

dick in ascii

[placid sail]

this stays

[inland jackal]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

w kill yourself immediately

[inland jackal]

no

[placid sail]

just throw yourself into a meatgrinder

it will be fun

[wraith osprey]

amongus cock

[placid sail]

trust

[final cedar]

grinder mentioned

@tidal trellis how are you?

[tidal trellis]

what

[final cedar]

hi >:3

[tidal trellis]

Greetings.

[wraith osprey]

twink

[tidal trellis]

why you little troll

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to therealflopultrahd4k

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[tidal trellis]

my pfp, yes

[fading portal]

It looks like a femboy

[tidal trellis]

its not

[wraith osprey]

little?

[narrow sorrel]

How does Flop always have femboy pfps?

[wraith osprey]

you are the boy here twink

[final cedar]

if all you have is homosexual feelings every pfp will look like a femboy or however that analogy goes

[placid sail]

guess who chooses said pfps

[narrow sorrel]

bro literally complains and then plays himself again

[uncut yew]

24/04/2023 23:23 Central European Time.
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[tidal trellis]

nah ya'll just weird

oh okay

[placid sail]

I just want to eventually stumble upon flop with his e-boyfriend or wearing a skirt and shout HA I KNEW IT

[final cedar]

how do you know if you're close to a heart attack?

can you tell?

[tidal trellis]

bro what you're wack busy

[placid sail]

really strong chest/back pain, dizziness, shortness of breath, I think something like that

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight and would never wear that shit

[tidal trellis]

you'll find out soon

just wait

[placid sail]

didn't really experienced it, but I think it's very hard to not realize at that moment that something is very wrong

[fresh rose]

Twink lies

Liar liar pants on fire

[inland jackal]

shit im having heart attack for years

[placid sail]

hurry up please

[final cedar]

[inland jackal]

nah

[placid sail]

please perish :(

[inland jackal]

i tend to take things slowly

[placid sail]

oh pweeeeeease

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qjepXNOoen.jpg

[inland jackal]

busy used w instead of l in a word? automatic furry

get him boys

[uncut yew]

If male Homo sapien: Look up symptoms online.
If female Homo sapiens: Lmao, science don't care, read your horoscope.

[placid sail]

bullshit, females are usually the ones to actually pay attention to weird symptoms, it's the males that could easily go "eh it'll pass" and fucking die rather than going to a hospital

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/980887181767884860.gif

[narrow sorrel]

American here, can't go to the hospital regardless

[placid sail]

case in point, metro is probably experiencing some weird symptoms now and asking FUCKING BRAINFART instead of checking in with an actual doc

[tidal trellis]

not wrong tbh, my collapsed lung was first treated as "nah you'll be good son, just chest pains" by my dad till it was revealed it wasn't muscle pains by xray's later

[solar obsidian]

we are the only doctors u need

[uncut yew]

Forgive me for making a joke about the fact that the symptoms that women experience leading up to or during a heart attack are a billion different things, while the symptoms for men are quite simple.
I didn't consider that some people would not know that science generally tests everything on/for men in regards to such things.

[low atlas]

Omni_Shambles:

[solar obsidian]

in our hands, youll live your whole life

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/staringsoldiercatok-gif-2130370366885478984

jebeni omni

[narrow sorrel]

just uncollapse your lung, shrimple

[placid sail]

not weaseling out of this one sexist potato

we're cancelling you

[shell venture]

im very sexist

i love sex

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/wBJwk5orJD.jpg

[placid sail]

plap plap plap get cancelled get cancelled get cancelled plap plap plap

[narrow sorrel]

only the green and yellow reverse?

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/jDe2xRMKPz.jpg

[placid sail]

I got the rest of them

[solar obsidian]

have a heart attack

[uncut yew]

The red and yellow are too powerful for busy to handle, would kill him.

[low atlas]

Are you color blind?

[placid sail]

fool I don't have a heart

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fuck-fucked-get-fucked-fallout-new-vegas-gif-568499856954385743

[solar obsidian]

yeah right

[final cedar]

nuh uh

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/bRelGOVx67.jpg

[final cedar]

I'm fine

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-colour-blind-gif-26446518

[tidal trellis]

you do actually

[low atlas]

the cat is infact dancing

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/blxIM.gif

[inland jackal]

what cat

[placid sail]

you probably should leave the contacts of your gf or close ones to the gamma mods so we could at least pay respect later

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/LVPMKXMGeX.jpg

[final cedar]

[shell venture]

true
become a hater

[narrow sorrel]

...oh fuck it's green blue and I brainsharted

[final cedar]

gf would be sad

I think

[placid sail]

brainfart start composing your farewell speech to metro

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qlPB9KlkJ5.jpg

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cargando-gif-10528529653265737070

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/Kj6OaNVXJ0.jpg

[low atlas]

@final cedar guess what

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qjepyn1aJn.jpg

[final cedar]

🐔 🧈

what

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-sad-american-psycho-gif-26178064

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1QJxwmk5ez.jpg

[placid sail]

didn't know you have a medical degree twinkerson

[solar obsidian]

butt is 🍑

[inland jackal]

@low atlas i spent all my coins

[low atlas]

You best me to it

[final cedar]

but this is butter 🧈

[stone blade]

I just realized Borislav Slavov a Bulgarian composer made baldurs gate ost wtf

[low atlas]

Wtf

[uncut yew]

You do not recognize the people in the stock photo, you do not recognize the people in the stock photo.

[low atlas]

You dumbass

[final cedar]

WHAT

[tidal trellis]

nah trust me, you got a heart, I'd show evidence but it'd take me some digging

and I'm lazy

[low atlas]

Chicken butt

:)

[final cedar]

[inland jackal]

im doing sks tree

[low atlas]

You made my day with that

[ruby minnow]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[low atlas]

I need serum grrhehehrhfge.r..

[placid sail]

any plop's argument: I have a proof, it's somewhere here in my made up bullshit cabinet, I will provide it eventually

[low atlas]

6 hr loop of busy singing maria

[placid sail]

maria?

[low atlas]

ma ma ma ma ma maria

[placid sail]

is that a reebok or a nike

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-eagle-peep-gif-24997816

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-black-kid-recycle-emoji-gif-24844131

[quasi sundial]

https://i.redd.it/b8ny4bv1pqu71.gif

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-three-gif-26085412

[shell venture]

[tidal trellis]

[low atlas]

How I imagined @stone blade sounds

[placid sail]

Ivanko honestly sounds like an aggressive bulgarian madi

[low atlas]

Right?

Finally someone caught on

[inland jackal]

grandma forgot CD ya?

[placid sail]

I think he barged in a vc once when I was streaming something here

and it was just some gentle child squeaking profanities in my ear

[inland jackal]

busy talking with people? no way

[solar obsidian]

real

[tidal trellis]

real

[narrow sorrel]

mwadi is just some squeaker in vladivostok?

[placid sail]

so the mafioznik monicker is pretty fitting honestly

[solar obsidian]

i do wonder how he got his estrogen...

[placid sail]

did you seriously miss the talk of all brainfart town for several months

[narrow sorrel]

I think I literally joined after mwadi left

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian

[placid sail]

good for you lol

not much good missed

[narrow sorrel]

YOU told me he lived in vladivostok lol

[low atlas]

You are their reincarnation

Welcome back mwadi

[placid sail]

hold on with the accusations yet

[narrow sorrel]

Can I be a moderator now?

[inland jackal]

their? whos the other one

[placid sail]

sharpy do you feel the urge to whore yourself for money and/or attention

[low atlas]

your brother

[inland jackal]

no way

[low atlas]

Casual racism makes it clear

[narrow sorrel]

no I'm busy wage salarycucking

[placid sail]

okay seems like he's clean

also no, I'm busy

har har

[low atlas]

It be Monday

[shell venture]

[inland jackal]

he died at the dogs in rostok

[magic tartan]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lYwJLFxChjQsB3S0bf2pH3xOG8F-qdf2dQqOmZLUEZs/%3Fsize%3D256/https/cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/912320241713958912/users/345512438147448833/avatars/a_a339ac39fbbd461c89e76994ec5eaaf6.gif

hello chat

[shell venture]

kill yo self

https://tenor.com/view/sending-prayers-vibes-sending-you-a-hug-positive-energy-well-wishes-gif-14851366642261091516

[tidal trellis]

duty not doing their job

[inland jackal]

we passed the 800h mark

[tidal trellis]

addiction

[low atlas]

Time to die

[placid sail]

we really need to send W and Ivanko to the shadow realm where they can narrate their lives and everything they do at a given moment to each other for all the eternity

[eager igloo]

Im having a coffee btw

[low atlas]

weseli episode 6 of his brother just earblasting me with serbian music

[tidal trellis]

poor guy

[low atlas]

serbians really love being fucking loud

Or

Balkan ppl

I see Ivan does it and so does W's brother

[eager igloo]

This way you can mask the sound of endless renovations your neighbour is doing

[shell venture]

one of these days im gonna renovate the skull of my neighbor

[eager igloo]

Real

[solar obsidian]

cope

[placid sail]

they don't actually listen to music, they just love the sensation of their ear drums aching

[shell venture]

yes my lovely neighbour i love hearing the drill at 2pm when im trying to nap

stupid fuck

[eager igloo]

How about I cope your head in with a plank

[low atlas]

When I was in my Malay apartment

This guy above my bed would bring a girl (or a guy) every night

[solar obsidian]

whatever you say, tsundere

[low atlas]

And from 1am till 2 I'd just hear constant fucking bed slams

[shell venture]

report him

[placid sail]

polish male:

https://tenor.com/view/astolfopolska-gif-23622703

[eager igloo]

Should've joined

[placid sail]

polish female: picture of myshinka jump kicking delight in the head

[low atlas]

he was a fucking chungus

Like

Triple my weight

Minimum

[solar obsidian]

flexible

[final cedar]

what's a male polish name starting with A?

[low atlas]

i don't want that

[solar obsidian]

acwsyscvyw, @final cedar

[shell venture]

Aqsdkuqskdbgqksdb

[final cedar]

god damnit

[tidal trellis]

try having literal construction work happening on the roof, I'd just hear loud hammering and drilling

[shell venture]

i had that

[tidal trellis]

and my blood would boil

[low atlas]

if you think it's bad, try having a dog as your neighbor

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/punt-kick-baby-grandma-gif-8217719

[tidal trellis]

had days I wanted to storm up to the roof and scream at them

[low atlas]

oh my god they don't shut the fuck UP

[shell venture]

you know what must be done

[low atlas]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/b0CbE.gif

[low atlas]

Stupid fucking dog man

[shell venture]

we're also loud sometimes

but it's fine when i do it

[low atlas]

yeah but that's because you're the dog

[shell venture]

false

[low atlas]

I will vacuum at 2am

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730637677199622145/1284649221588258896/RPReplay_Final1687047609_1.mp4?ex=66e96092&is=66e80f12&hm=8729c14916e5a002f4fcece8c052c9fb556dd351508734df0591f2e02e7954be&

[low atlas]

but that's ok, because I'm being clean 😊

[narrow lotus]

damn we had an actual earthquake

i was in tarkov i had to extract first

[solar obsidian]

ur mom walked past?

[narrow lotus]

no, i dropped my wallet(s)

[eager igloo]

The most polish sounding one I can think of is Ambroży

[placid sail]

I thought you like it when it's pounding in the back

sorry, couldn't help myself

[low atlas]

That makes no fucking sense idiot

[placid sail]

didn't ask fuck you

[narrow sorrel]

Your decoy wallet?

[low atlas]

fuck you you wish

[narrow lotus]

5,3 on richter

[shell venture]

romania is getting swallowed whole

earth is healing

[grizzled meadow]

No balls moment?

[low atlas]

Locust swarm next

[eager igloo]

And Silesia is drowning

[tidal trellis]

I will fry you one day busy

[placid sail]

yeah yeah

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-not-care-mike-tomlin-gif-23205439

[narrow lotus]

first you need to fry yourself an egg

then fry other people

[eager igloo]

Wow such heartlessness

[narrow lotus]

damn it flop

[placid sail]

the inescapable and harsh retribution cabinet, right next to made up bullshit cabinet

we know the routine plop

[solar obsidian]

ah yes

[low atlas]

flop do you cook?

[placid sail]

mobile L

[shell venture]

he cocks

[eager igloo]

Who knows maybe @robust cove is in Atlantis rn

[tidal trellis]

do I look like I know

[low atlas]

We both know he doesnt

[eager igloo]

Or @pastel quartz

[low atlas]

you don't know how to cook?

[placid sail]

gargling on some fish sticks

[eager igloo]

I pinged a wrong guy again

[narrow lotus]

His in Poseidon's living room

[eager igloo]

Well, fuck him

[placid sail]

dam

[tidal trellis]

no, but its on the to learn eventually list

[low atlas]

Why not now

It's easy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-fail-epic-ping-fail-epic-embed-fail-gif-20899637

[shell venture]

put thing in pan and wait

[tidal trellis]

yes eventually

[shell venture]

it's really shrimple

[tidal trellis]

[low atlas]

Do you want me to make recordings of how to make food?

[tidal trellis]

no

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-fail-failure-ping-failure-ping-fail-gif-25034308

[low atlas]

I bet

You'll turn 24

And you'll not crack an egg

[placid sail]

is flop provoking your fatherly instincts surrae

[tidal trellis]

it's on the eventually learn list surrae, don't worry about it

[low atlas]

middle eastern moment, you never have to cook cus Mama's always there

[shell venture]

real

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

[low atlas]

God forbid he needs it

[placid sail]

the play is to make the time period between mama cooking and finding a wife who's gonna cook and babysit you as short as possible

[low atlas]

That is the game plan for most lmfao

i will spoil my wife

I had to cook my own shit for 3 years I think I learned a good bit

[placid sail]

bonus points if your parents get you a wife themselves

so it's a complete cruise control mode for you

[low atlas]

That is the common way tho, they just arrange the meetings and if you two click then there ya go

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[placid sail]

ah yes, the dating app of trad countries, Parenter

[inland jackal]

just follow recipes how hard is that

[green schooner]

Cook for me

[tidal trellis]

why

just why

[low atlas]

they contact all their friends to ask if they have any women interested in marriage, and then they'd pitch their son to them, if the girl agreed, they meet and they feel things out

[green schooner]

I have 5 C4 drinks in my system

[tidal trellis]

on a good streak then u remembered

[shell venture]

i hate recipes that have me waiting for 3 hours

[narrow sorrel]

just change your pfp

[low atlas]

Recipes suck, eyeballing everything tastes 20x better

[green schooner]

Real

[shell venture]

i have anxiety im gonna stand next to the stove for 3 hours

[tidal trellis]

I'm not changing it

[green schooner]

Ok twink

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 more twink than the last

[modest oriole]

Ok twink

[low atlas]

Get inside it it makes it cook faster

[shell venture]

just don't cook it

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-alyx-hl2-hla-half-life-half-life-2-gif-15423796663135512667

[placid sail]

my man.

[shell venture]

more eggs it is

[placid sail]

let me introduce you to.

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-gif-27273444

[placid sail]

the multicooker.

[shell venture]

tf is a multicooker

[placid sail]

it's a thing in which you dump all the cooking ingredients, set the timer and temperature

and then you piss off

[narrow sorrel]

a crock pot?

[placid sail]

you don't need to stand over it for a second

[narrow sorrel]

[shell venture]

luxury

i can't afford that

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/poison-ivy-silence-twink-twink-silence-twink-poison-ivy-pamela-isley-gif-25018810

[eager igloo]

A wife

[narrow sorrel]

Is it really "multicooker" in russian?

[eager igloo]

[shell venture]

[green schooner]

When do we get p!flop

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

мультиварка

[green schooner]

I think it would be a fine addition

[eager igloo]

Multivarka

I like it

[placid sail]

the simplest one costs around 2-3k rubles on a good day in mordor how poor are you

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-how-to-basic-beef-stew-beef-beef-stew-how-to-make-a-slow-cooked-beef-stew-gif-21319031

[green schooner]

What if I told you they cost only 40 bucks in America

[shell venture]

900p monitor and a shitty kitchen chair poor

[narrow sorrel]

Like one of these right?

[shell venture]

let me take a look

[low atlas]

The most beautiful creation that graced this earth was a rice cooker

[eager igloo]

So a pressure cooker?

[placid sail]

yeah that allows you to buy a shitty, but manageable crock pot

[placid sail]

no pressure cooker is a different beast

would not advice for flop level cooks

can decompress violently and kill your stupid ass, even with the precaution mechanisms

[shell venture]

holly

too expensive for just a pot

[tidal trellis]

whats that supposed to mean

[shell venture]

fuck no

imma stick to quick meals

[placid sail]

it's a neat gadget to speed up cooking if your head is not up your ass though

[narrow lotus]

im sure meowmachine or Osaka can cook just fine on them

[low atlas]

I hug my pressure cooker and wait for it blow up everyday

[narrow sorrel]

40 bux?

[low atlas]

It's been years.

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis do you cook

[shell venture]

113

[low atlas]

He doesn't

[narrow sorrel]

for a crockpot?

[shell venture]

yep

only one i could find

[tidal trellis]

I cannot

[green schooner]

Twink

And yet can’t cook

[placid sail]

congratulations, it seems like you're capable enough to use a simple ass kitchen gadget

[low atlas]

I tried fuckin it up idk how you can

[placid sail]

some people think it's fun to fiddle in some fucking way with the valve because they know better

[eager igloo]

Meow would figure it out

[placid sail]

(apparently)

[narrow sorrel]

[eager igloo]

Bitch is gone again

[shell venture]

well yea im not american

[placid sail]

others just open the pot instantly instead of decompressing it with the valve

[tidal trellis]

👎

[placid sail]

(some shittier models allow that)

[shell venture]

so that times 5

[narrow sorrel]

which shithole are you buying in?

[shell venture]

i looked online

[narrow sorrel]

Brazilian gpu market?

[shell venture]

im sure it's cheaper if go looking for one

[narrow sorrel]

What currency

[eager igloo]

Imagine doing that and the lid just takes off to orbit with your detached head

[placid sail]

she was banned after posting something very similar to a suicide note here and mods going "fuck that not figuring out if you're for real or not", she's gone gone

[shell venture]

dzd

poopoo

[placid sail]

followed by a decapitated bozo writing a negative review YOUR PRODUCT IS BAD

[eager igloo]

I mean, I remember she did but came back for a short while

[placid sail]

the fuck you mean she came back, they literally banned her

[potent hamlet]

i remember traveling to concepción and listening to Chanel West Coast lmao

[eager igloo]

Maybe idiot did that again

[narrow sorrel]

Désolé

[placid sail]

meow is not Ivanko to shrug off three bans and come back like nothing happened

it's perma

[shell venture]

yea

[potent hamlet]

good gorillaz song

[narrow lotus]

eh we could bring her back if u guys want to take cooking lessons from her

[shell venture]

necromancy

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLKZKmdZEjM

[placid sail]

have you forgot your own reasoning for banning her you bozo bulgarian

[potent hamlet]

oh shit

that's bad

[narrow sorrel]

...maya?

[potent hamlet]

meow i think

[placid sail]

on one hand, it kinda is, on the other hand, there's been several cases of brainfart users going I'M ENDING IT ALL PEACE OUT YO and coming back the next day and going "so what's for dinner"

[narrow sorrel]

maya but worse?

[placid sail]

so a decent level of skeptical view must be applied here

[potent hamlet]

yeah, ive seen that happen

its pathetic tbh

[pale ingot]

its a certain type of schizo

[shell venture]

or attention starved

[potent hamlet]

i mean, im attention seeker but that's way too much

[placid sail]

grabbing attention at any cost is the name of the game

[potent hamlet]

threatening your life only for attention

[pale ingot]

self aware is crazy

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, you get attention and worst case you don't even have to follow through

[potent hamlet]

i mean, having attention is pretty, but i usually do it either being silly, messing around or just talking about something or asking about something

[regal marsh]

Those slow cookers are fucking great. One of my favorite purchases is a "Philips All-In-One Cooker" though, which is a slow cooker that allows you to sear meat, does pressure cooking and puts out enough heat to make some dishes that just need to be cooked in an open pot.

It can also do rice (but that's what a microwave is for) and cakes, apparently.

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034272530850140250/1235526290384224266/FrqkdisWIAIv4m-.gif

[placid sail]

you cook rice in a microwave?

huh

[narrow sorrel]

wait uh

[shell venture]

i cook rice in a double boiler

[narrow sorrel]

pre-wet

or dry

[shell venture]

i steam that bitch

[placid sail]

nah dog if you cook dry rice in a microwave, you're getting burned rice

[potent hamlet]

i remember having a good couple of edgy friends keeping me awake at night trying to get them out from taking their own lives

[narrow sorrel]

Cook Dry in the microwave

[placid sail]

that's a cue for finding new friends

hm, I should try cooking rice in a microwave

[shell venture]

try eggs

[placid sail]

I pre-cook potatoes in microwave, and it works great

[shell venture]

it's very good

[placid sail]

nah bozo you can't catch me with that one

[potent hamlet]

youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[placid sail]

I know what happens

[shell venture]

yea they half coo

cook

[regal marsh]

Get the big version and make like 6L of slop for all your meals.

[shell venture]

it tastes great

i love microwaved eggs 😋

[potent hamlet]

that's just the safe prank for the 4chan crystals

[narrow sorrel]

a7a

(inb4 that's egyptian only)

[placid sail]

psa for brainfart cooking bozos, so some local flop won't get third degree burns: do not cook eggs in the microwave. they explode

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[shell venture]

ehh
it works everywhere

[potent hamlet]

although you can cook eggs, you por it in a bowl and put a plate on top of the bowl, that way the egg doesnt interact with the microwaves, but instead the bowl heats up and the egg gets heated up too

[regal marsh]

It depends on the rice (I tend to stick to basmati as that's what I like) but 1 part rice to 1.5 parts water for 15-18 minutes with my garbage microwave makes great rice. I can't be fucked immersion cooking rice and the microwave is foolproof.

[potent hamlet]

but its waaaayy too much of a waste

[placid sail]

eh... tbf, that's about the same time you'd spend on cooking it the usual way in the pot

[shell venture]

microwave is a waste

[tidal trellis]

Allergies oh no

[potent hamlet]

they usually cook in like 5 or 7 minutes, i can make scrambled eggs in 3 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/cook-chef-wok-saute-cooking-food-gif-16993886

[placid sail]

I've seen some plastic molds in my local mall that you're supposed to crack egg in and cook in a microwave

[shell venture]

why is the liveleak logo there

[placid sail]

the idea is funny

[potent hamlet]

its the same idea but wasting money

[placid sail]

not hot about adding a bit more of those microplastics in my diet, though

[fluid epoch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOdLFprcS6g&ab_channel=scuz Certified hood classic

[placid sail]

also, I could just, you know

BOIL THE EGGS AS USUAL

SINCE IT'S NOT THAT HARD OR LONG

[primal rapids]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/iYozQVjyl3

We've already got the degenerates in Spess Mahreen 2

[potent hamlet]

people hate when eggs get all sticky with the membrane

[shell venture]

it's funny cause it's a cock

a penis

[placid sail]

that's why you put the cooked eggs into ice cold water right after it's done

for just a bit

[regal marsh]

That's true, but you also don't have to watch it and if you don't get it out in time you're just left with dry rice, rather than burnt rice.

[placid sail]

and it comes off easily

[potent hamlet]

i have a ritual for it

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, seven, eight, niiiiiineee

its the ten egg comandments

xd

[storm stream]

I dislike fully cooked egg yolk

[placid sail]

what is up with this autistic girl and having ten commandments for everything

I swear it's not the first time you mention having ten rules

[potent hamlet]

no, its usually putting the eggs when the water is boiling

[fading portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802434541124845578/1108149104737005598/7lxkc3.gif

[regal marsh]

My stove is also a garbage electric resistive stove which are terrible for doing anything with, at least compared to gas (and maybe electric conductive stoves, but I haven't tried those).

[potent hamlet]

put salt on it and when its done, pouring a whole lot of cold water

[potent hamlet]

Its a song from the Hamilton Musical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7iHmuco_zo

[placid sail]

ah

so you're not that autistic

[narrow sorrel]

[placid sail]

speaking of autism, fuck, I forgor to eat

[narrow lotus]

[narrow sorrel]

you already spammed the chat once for it osaka

[potent hamlet]

im eating a tuna sandwich

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggle-gacha-anime-shake-booty-gif-1039051310749427604

@placid sail bon appetit

[potent hamlet]

with cilantro and stuff

[potent hamlet]

it was worth the ban

[storm stream]

Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug
@cori._.

[narrow sorrel]

iedy pls

[narrow lotus]

15 second cooldown because of Osaka ? sure

hell yeah

[shell venture]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

[placid sail]

dam

[potent hamlet]

which character is that? the bike girl from Transformers?

[placid sail]

how are you allowed to be a mod you hopeless gooner

oh hey, some ham and a bottle of yougurt lessssgoooooooooooo

[narrow sorrel]

The cop from zenless zone zero

[civic panther]

ah, yes
the first thing i see entering brainfart

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/im-good-im-alright-walter-white-based-walter-white-felina-gif-25263887

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-21852548

[potent hamlet]

me when i got out of college

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/telepurte-horny-bonk-smirk-kinky-gif-26659160

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[toxic sundial]

Got a new knife

[shell venture]

me thinks me gwan take me own life

[toxic sundial]

[glass glade]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-patrick-fight-gif-9577953

[pale ingot]

average brainfart schizoid attention seeker

[glass glade]

ARCEE

[shell venture]

chat why did they make her a bike

[potent hamlet]

bikes are cool

[glass glade]

because its cool

[placid sail]

[swift scarab]

Oh how the mighty have fallen

[placid sail]

at what point iedy weren't falling

also hello plasma boy

[swift scarab]

Har har

[potent hamlet]

Although she looks like a Kawasaki Ninja 150 2-stroke

[civic panther]

iedy is 100% a practitioner of adonitology

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Adonitology

[shell venture]

tf does that mean

[solar obsidian]

hello, Pyrocynical

[placid sail]

google says horny shit

[swift scarab]

Humour

[potent hamlet]

actually, she looks like a Kinlon JL200

[civic panther]

yeah
curvy women religion

[shell venture]

not 2000kg

[pale ingot]

xela's urban command is unavailable? literally 1984

[shell venture]

they should shoot me instead

[potent hamlet]

People when the US president gets shot for the 1245654321234543345th time

[green schooner]

(It’s only trump)

Never knew he has so many opps

[shell venture]

tramp

bidon

[potent hamlet]

Politics are usually killed by gunfire

have sex, see you cowboy

[green schooner]

I will

With numerous men

[shell venture]

non stop edging to s2 release date

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-japan-rotating-comission-japanese-gif-9191295529463315642

[narrow sorrel]

Superman cosplayer vs. guy with actual gun

[civic panther]

truly the best assassination of our generation

[potent hamlet]

and the most genious of all times

[potent hamlet]

like, you have no guns? make one, pussy

[naive sail]

Big gun lobbyists want you to believe that making a gun is hard

[pastel quartz]

@trail relic

[placid sail]

one day all those random people you pinged will unite and cut you down tree

[potent hamlet]

ive seen irl people jamming two tubes together and shooting

[pastel quartz]

@brave pewter

[naive sail]

Basically a potato cannon

[potent hamlet]

making a gun is so easy its absurd

[narrow lotus]

stop tagging random users you fucking stump

[pastel quartz]

[toxic sundial]

stump

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fuck-fucked-get-fucked-fallout-new-vegas-gif-568499856954385743

[pale ingot]

@narrow lotus

[fading shuttle]

stop posting softcore porn spy drone

[shell venture]

post hardcore instead

[pale ingot]

softcore porn posting vs hardcore, competitive porn posting

[naive bison]

this energy drink drained his braincells

also

"non stop" isn't that the name of the stalker drink?

[narrow lotus]

good argument however

[shell venture]

yes

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions @fading shuttle

[foggy mantle]

alexthedegenerate

Total infractions: 8
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#227]

Moderator: aldourien
Time: 07/17/2022 11:05am UTC
Reason: Do not discuss religious topics on this server.

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Time: 12/20/2022 10:39pm UTC
Reason: Aldo said it's a controversial meme

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Time: 03/28/2023 08:50pm UTC
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Time: 04/02/2023 07:01pm UTC
Reason: Do not post child porn memes

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Time: 08/22/2023 11:33pm UTC
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[narrow lotus]

[potent hamlet]

Also, a potato canon is pretty much a sealed tube and a bunch of alcohol and sparks

[pastel quartz]

redemption arc

plus falco L

[naive bison]

the car is radioactive

[pale ingot]

cant believe alex waited out his 700 year, 24 week and 1 day mute

[potent hamlet]

fuck im cold

[narrow lotus]

hi cold

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-tired-sleepy-relaxed-gif-7257672

[shell venture]

cat mutant is back

[potent hamlet]

help

[pastel quartz]

do my infactions

[narrow sorrel]

Aldourien

[clear bear]

8 infractions with 1 being cp related and bro is still free to post vtuber garbage every day

[narrow sorrel]

||full stop||

[pastel quartz]

!aldourien

p!aldourien

[naive sail]

And also with pressurized air

[toxic sundial]

Half of them are joke warns and Alex really doesn't bother people

[fading shuttle]

that one was just a gif that had that text in bold, and yes i am

[potent hamlet]

also

[toxic sundial]

If you start cutting down relatively okayish chatters you'll have an empty server

[potent hamlet]

i remember when somebody made a rail canon

and it hurts like hell

[ruby minnow]

oh that one

[pastel quartz]

why use cutting down trying to insinuate something?

[ruby minnow]

well you know rules change here every day

[shell venture]

treecist

[narrow sorrel]

no poll for me 😭

[ruby minnow]

i know i got muted for something that other people posted freely the other day

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o61WcXg-QDs

[fading shuttle]

every hour whats allowed is changed

[narrow sorrel]

I wanted to ask if this was a "period" or "full stop" server😭

[toxic sundial]

🌲

[clear bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rule3-rule3no-vtubers-goku-goku-ssjb-super-saiyan-blue-gif-22463839

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/selen-tatsuki-explain-skill-issue-selen-tatsuki-explains-selen-gif-24343430

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-19124743

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2QqOvFMG_A

also big railgun

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/gawr-gura-gura-kanye-transform-stare-gif-26529192

[low atlas]

@ruby minnow have you tried suzuk before

[ruby minnow]

sucuk?

[potent hamlet]

zuck cock?!

[low atlas]

yea

[ruby minnow]

of course

[fading shuttle]

hey @ruby minnow have you tried suck before

[low atlas]

i am thinking of trying it

[ruby minnow]

i am not serbian

[low atlas]

but idk if its that good

[potent hamlet]

Suzuki Maruti

[low atlas]

i never tried sausage b4

[green schooner]

Your missing out

[low atlas]

Says you

[green schooner]

Wtf you mean

???

[toxic sundial]

Personal favorite sausage is chorizo

[shell venture]

merguez

peak

[toxic sundial]

Throw it in scrambled eggs or rice

[low atlas]

read into it again you'll find out what i mean

[potent hamlet]

Btw Suzuki Maruti is a real car made in india

[low atlas]

pork is off the list for me

[toxic sundial]

[low atlas]

Not interested in jt

[shell venture]

try merguez

[green schooner]

Yeah bud your GAE

[toxic sundial]

You're*

[shell venture]

yuo'er

[green schooner]

Yeru’o

[toxic sundial]

Uh uh uh, yuroway

[low atlas]

Looks nice actually

[shell venture]

spicy merguez goes hard

[pale ingot]

doesnt this thing like suck

[green schooner]

@potent hamlet

[potent hamlet]

yeah, but my point is that making a gun is very easy

[fading shuttle]

omg its the jonkler

[potent hamlet]

That's why i dont like politics, i just want to carry guns and shoot them and dress pretty

people should spend more time making a holster that hides under my chest

i think it actually exists

[green schooner]

There is

It does

Yes they made a holster bra

I think they have a holster for about everywhere

[narrow lotus]

are you being political in my server?

little twinkle

[green schooner]

sorry won’t happen again bbg

And I’m not a twink

[narrow lotus]

Good.

[green schooner]

These claims are unfactual

And false

[low atlas]

They're in the army

[green schooner]

These “rumors”

[low atlas]

They can't be

[shell venture]

= twinks

[low atlas]

you're Algerian

[green schooner]

I’m already talking with the recruiter

Ill shoot myself id I get mail from people from brain fart

While I’m in basic training

[shell venture]

0 twinks to be found here

[low atlas]

I'll send you one

[green schooner]

it better be a big booty Latina

[low atlas]

no you don't get any of that

[potent hamlet]

its the most brilliant place to hide stuff, at least if you wear a long shirt

[green schooner]

Just don’t carry a SIG

[low atlas]

Until it misfires somehow

[green schooner]

🖕

[potent hamlet]

why would a P7 misfire?

[green schooner]

Only a sig would do that

[low atlas]

never mentioned the gun

[green schooner]

@low atlas https://youtu.be/OSAI_HUZDI0?si=yBRBae02WZfbfDiI

https://youtu.be/hsljmVh-GFQ?si=hasVO167AszqUk6J

[low atlas]

Grip bigger than my hand wtf

[green schooner]

I LOVE MY SIG GOING OFF

[clear bear]

me when HK

[toxic sundial]

I was looking to get a new pistil

Thinkin about a canik I've heard good things

[potent hamlet]

H&K P7

[toxic sundial]

Absolutely not

[clear bear]

H&K VP9

[potent hamlet]

H&K USP

[toxic sundial]

H&K can suck my hecklers and koch

[potent hamlet]

OBREZ

[river zealot]

hk417

collest shit

[clear bear]

H&K P30

[toxic sundial]

Shut up hk idiots, they lost relevancy in the fucking 90's

[potent hamlet]

no

[clear bear]

just get short trigger reset it's cool gun

[potent hamlet]

hk USP MATCH

[clear bear]

I want a USP

[toxic sundial]

Mid gun

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksB1i-AVvo&list=PL059AC88C849E7A20

[clear bear]

man go buy a glock instead then regard

[toxic sundial]

I already have a Glock I don't like

[potent hamlet]

i rember

[green schooner]

Buy muh 45 acp

[toxic sundial]

Why would I get a second

[potent hamlet]

skull emoji

[green schooner]

Gods caliber

[clear bear]

HK > whatever dumb shit you like

[potent hamlet]

cuz they dont make a 46

[toxic sundial]

There are Glocks in .45

[eager igloo]

Glock is real boring

[green schooner]

no one buys a Glock in 45

[potent hamlet]

there are

[toxic sundial]

And their triggers are dog

[green schooner]

You’d buy a 1911

[narrow lotus]

USP

[potent hamlet]

there are even glocks in .50

[narrow lotus]

brother u buy a 9mm Glock because you only have 12$ in your pocket

[potent hamlet]

.50 GI

[green schooner]

50 bmg ak

Or Glock

[toxic sundial]

But yeah one of my guys has a canik he likes and I've heard good things

We'll see

[potent hamlet]

.50 Beowulf

[green schooner]

Real

[storm stream]

Why no like?

[clear bear]

mush brain

[toxic sundial]

Trigger is not great and it misfires a lot

And it's a subcompact 🤢

[potent hamlet]

i loved when the Glock foldable came out

[toxic sundial]

Ooh I was looking at the flux raider system

Man that thing looks cool

[eager igloo]

Why would you need .50 handgun

[green schooner]

To destroy whoever robs you

[toxic sundial]

Same reason you'd need any other gun

To shoot things

[potent hamlet]

You never know when a bear tries to rob you

[green schooner]

true

[toxic sundial]

Also "need" and firearm don't really go together

[eager igloo]

Does it come with free wrist surgery?

[toxic sundial]

Half this shit is just for fun

[storm stream]

Buy yourself a Laugo Alien, or whatever it was called

[green schooner]

Weak ass wrist…

[toxic sundial]

If you have weak baby ass wrists

[naive bison]

it's cool

[potent hamlet]

ngl the Foldable glock is actually very useful

[naive bison]

how

[potent hamlet]

you can get it in your pocket and just go around without needing a holster

[toxic sundial]

We'll see what I get

[naive bison]

but it won't be ready when you need it so you gotta do a crafting minigame

[toxic sundial]

Look up the flux raider system. It's very neat

Want one

[potent hamlet]

i could use cargo pants and a crop top without the gun being around

[stone blade]

[naive bison]

if you wear cargo pants and a croptop you deserve to be robbed

[toxic sundial]

Canned heart attack

[stone blade]

da

[potent hamlet]

its actually not, the one im watching like folds out and the gun just folds normally

https://youtu.be/NzTW_4ULu5Y?t=122

[potent hamlet]

i mean, i like looking pretty

[naive bison]

why do you wear cargo pants then

[toxic sundial]

Doo Doo, hold on wait guy robbing me let me assemble my pistol real quick please

[naive bison]

[potent hamlet]

Cargo pants can be pretty and useful

so its pretty useful

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1285267850574958665/Download_154.mp4?ex=66e9a676&is=66e854f6&hm=3ebc646036aca4b5c67127c764a72dd4a47fc798edfb4703186fff5a967f259d&

[potent hamlet]

one pocket for the phone, the other for the cigs, the other for my wallet and the other for miscellaneous

in miscellaneous can go the glock

[storm stream]

Wdym?

[toxic sundial]

Like I haven't decided what I want to get. We will see when I decide

[storm stream]

7k usd modernised 1911

[toxic sundial]

You can find a modern 1911 for like 400$

Kimbers are for dorks and john wick

[robust cove]

I'm in Agartha

[robust cove]

I love fish sticks yummers

[naive bison]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2102450/Enotria_The_Last_Song/

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italian souls

[naive bison]

omE

[robust cove]

Fuck you three

[eager igloo]

Do I know her?

[fading shuttle]

villain is probably called Giuseppe of the Forlorn or some shit

[naive bison]

peppino of the tower

[eager igloo]

I meant the guy I pinged on accident

[solar obsidian]

!reddit

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26017314

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-cat-gif-24927682

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/meth-drugs-don’t-do-drugs-gif-3241759730921173855

you need the real superhuman pill

[narrow lotus]

im joining Cerberus fuck that

[pastel quartz]

[glad ingot]

Huh

[pastel quartz]

gooners

[final cedar]

kinda insane how they gave her a massive cameltoe for absolutely no reason

wait I have safe search off

[narrow lotus]

and the ass angles in dialogue

peak

[final cedar]

nope, still has the spandex creep up to her ovaries in the game model