#πͺbruh-fart
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The real brainfarter pipeline
first msg is shitting on someone in newbies 
For me I got pushed here into the swamps of brainfart and became a renegade because I was causing too many problems in newbies chat
Shitting on people since day 1
You gotta admit he was commited to the bit at the very least
he started out swinging the moment he joined
why do I actually miss this fucktard
Died as he lived, shitting on a pfp
was ryry based, all along?
Because he was bazed
Based on what?
no he wasn't, he folded when he got a bit more than the usual resistance
That and baseball fans are superstitious as fuck, the fact the Dodgers were losing and the gura sang to their team and they recouped and won in the end is now permanently ingrained into the psyche of their fans
I supposed to be based you have to be a little cringe
except you can booli these days 
He folded?
blocked / stopped responding
Now the vtuber creature is a bearer of good fortune for the dodgers
I'm so glad I'm not a sports fan
99% sure thats what led me here. Asking questions in newbie chat > shitposting in newbie chat > look at offtopic vs brainfart > choose brainfart bc danker memes
50 something year olds wearing vtuber merch when?
That's something that happened if I remember right
The best game of brainfart is random in-depth firearms and philosophy discussion
I can not imagine what trying to shitpost in newbies chat is like
timeline getting weirder by the day
Cus she brought a win to their team, because baseball fans are about as superstitious as witch doctors
Always has been. People just can't tell the difference between shitpost persona and take/give some ribbing anymore.
I actually got in at a perfect time to do it because βββββ was asleep at the wheel
Fuck do you even mean by that
Mostly just revolves around making fun of random people having reading issues and bread
hold up... 
Peak stalker humor I guess
Turns out he was a cat poster all along
Oho no, my round of shitposting in Newbies was way better than that.
well I mean, he did keep going a little too long most the time, I would have no issue with anything he did if he just knew when to quite
Even I posted cats from time to time, we hated cat posters because that's all they did
Nothing else
that response surely comes from being licked all the fucking time
Yep, random topic dumps and discussions amid a sea of bullshit is what keeps me here. I rarely post memes here, just text. For good reason after the initial ban for not screening memes well enough 
Bro what did you get muted for?
*Banned for
Eh, it was his bit. It was a great filter for the combative mouthbreathers that can't pick up on it, and solid entertainment.
Spacezoro got banned?
my ranked teammates
Posting a dogshit mashup without checking the entire edit while rapid fire dumping memes. Ill see if i can find it again
half life 2 consul hidden voice line found
Ah yeah, phase connect, sad girl company
Yeah I remember the stream after she got one of them removed
She went full southern
@grizzled meadow Get pinged idiot
Just spent 30 minutes running with a mf tank battery
tarkov can be a bitch sometimes
*all of the time
why he look like that
why do her eyes look AI generated
is that the addams family lady
wait nvm im stupid
ok that was too much for me, gn 
COAL
Due to recent events
man my coal setup is so much more unnecessarily complicated compared to this what was I thinking
Yeah no you dont need belt balancing for coal
as long as you let the coal input buffer (completely fill the generators) before turning them on
you wont need to balance them as the belts will only start moving when one of them needs coal
the water is a bit different but due to how the flow rate works you just have to wait a few minutes for it to stabilize while the generators are on
Also you can sink solid biofuel so thats where my fuel source tends to go when i have coal set up
weeeee
Bro
@glad carbon
There's a fucking aberration in the shipping container
I feel like I am getting trolled by the game
oh ask him for some pocket change
I did and he gave me three dollars and I looked at my cash and it was in the trillions
I'm genuinely being trolled here
I told evrart about a light bending ultra rich guy in the container and he fucking gaslit me
Well of course there's no "light bending ultra rich guy in the container," you think Union security is that low? Evrart knows what's in every container!
I'm going to strangle you
Better yet I might actually find my gun somewhere
This game is fucking with me
...Is Evrart helping you find it?
@glad carbon can i touch you vro
yes
For what?
i remembered how to make good fallout 4 screenshots
Having to use the block button
I am always in peoples mind
I love it
You are a child it's a default block
I am in your head
if you're going to contunie conversing with the person you blocked
go ahead and unblock them
at least you don't have to click show message
nope
I say this was a win for me
I wonder if he got facial cramps from all that frowning.
DΓ©tective RaphaΓ«l Ambrosius Costeau is fucking up the joint π£οΈ
Espirit de corps cutaway gag in 3 2 1
gym teacher drip
Heeeyooo Tequila!

i need people to play space marine 2 with.
so i can grind out the black templar drip
OG goth queen π
david attenbough goat
oh god i missed chibiposting
what
inflation goes crazy 
god char was so based
Agreed
Smash, next
Aloo
@narrow lotus @inland jackal @coarse bear @shell venture @deep topaz @fresh rose @lone cedar

My guy you're at home
You can make your own sandwiches 
Shut yo mouth
these are delicious
what

real
real
@stone blade we lost
Fucking discount lidl energy
Literally engine oil
OH SHIT
bro
who makes these
the names are crazy
"KONG , UNLIMITED POWER"
Piston , ENERGY DRINK
Like wtf
based treat for the good behaved kids
@narrow lotus show me what the energy drink contains
Sugar
nuclear FUEL
I bet it has antifriz
Number 1 kidney stone haver
the ORIGINAL cacao coated
bro what
I've never heard of these things
and theyre like
ORIGINAL 
Dude I remember there being a ice cream that was literally a peelable banana
oh i remember that
ja sam zapravo to kupovao
The peel was made out of gelatin and tasted like lemon i think and the banana part tasted like I think vanilla with a little of banana taste
Peak ice cream
Ε arenko 
@weak jackal
Cmok 
SneΕ‘ko 
Leni
Ala je to bilo jeftino
SeΔam se kad je bilo 40 dinara
Sad je valjda 100 
Nah this is ughh a depo outside town called MERE
you eat it trying to start at one tip and trying to touch the other one with your lips
iedy eats snickers upside down to feel the vein on his tongue

Oh hell ye
We got Mere as well
Russian store ya?
I guess
Its fucking great

mayo tomato lettuce turkey
Where mustarrd
I once spent 100euros in one of those stores, i needed 2 carts 
Real
Mustregard is refreshing tho
bro it has men moaning
fuck he watched it


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give me 6 million dollars a week for simply existing (i have well over 9 million illnesses 8.999 of which might not be real
why are you sending cow images to the cow furry
you absolute smuggler

Cows have fur?
Smooggler
wait until you go to romania and find "HELL" energy drink
asked my veterinary technician, horse expert girlfriend and she said that this guy is overdosing on electrolytes. he would be allowed to consume at most a quarter of a horse dose a day.
otherwise, yes electrolytes are the same for everyone but not the dosage
?
thats...not something new
I drink hell all the time the fk
With top-quality ingredients, no preservatives, fortified with 5 vitamins⦠What else do you need? Click and get familiar with our product portfolio!
no they have leather
just a spoonful
he said on the tweet he uses half a dose
Gotcha
its aight
3/10
Fair enough
ehh 5/10

who is slick rick
both of you
And why is he slick
I don't listen to that much music!!!
1st meme Flop understood
Radical neutral is STUPID
maybe if we took the nolan batmobile?
while original batmobile is stuffed with armaments the dark knight version looks more militarized
also doctrine purist is missing the entire point of what technicals were successfully used for
my stalker after dismantling the 5th double barrel shotgun i found
β»οΈ
@stone blade
westoid blessings
I donβt care how nutritious they are, Iβm not eating bugs! (except for all the times I do eat bugs because of food coloring and additives)
Who up goonin
bugs want to be eaten
They crawl in your mouyh
Iβm up because my dogs are assholes and claimed my entire bed
if gender is defined by whats in your pants, then im shit
i must be c2 plastic explosives then
i couldnt be 3 grams of cocaine in a condom so i chose shit
something something microplastics
marry the skinwalker
Nah we eatin macro plastics now
Air force/navy medic lady
@ all the USMC crayon eaters
fever from the mold in the barracks room and eating a mushroom from the corner floorboard
There was a real life pipboy apparently
Ay yo holmes, which varrio you reppin foo
bro is a lv250 foo boss
ay respect
the wheel on the back kills it
frfr
he doesnt have the full uniform tho
people call him 1pac
cholo uniform consists of oversized wifebeater, 3/4 pants, sandals and socks and a dirty cigg hangin out his lips
@stone blade pre work treat
watching rn?
rn.
ah nvmd
but first
lemme know how you like it
@narrow lotus @final cedar @slender rock @broken topaz @flint jacinth @low atlas @inland jackal WE GO LIDL

I make pics
for the gang
buy garlic
don't put too much garlic
document caffeine section
not khajiit, 0/10
Hi Frota Hi Ivan Hi Metro Hi Cori
its the new Werhjit
thanks
hiii catboy
Hello silly person
@broken topaz
Have fun at lidl ivan
Ty
i have a purple hello kitty beanie and its exclusively for shopping
wrong tag
how are you


ok and?
frame the pic if u want
i wear that shit proudly
Now you just need a hello kitty girl to match the fit
Never leave the house without bright red pringles or babybel socks
i cant look all the way left and im shitting my brains out but otherwise perfect days
i found my true calling in vog25 and tripwires
he gooned too hard

Hows ur neck
those are scary
yk the rescue i shown you? she came indoors first time and i didnt dare move, so i felt asleep crosslegged and bent over to the left
now i have a unidirectional neck
Im gonna krill you all
"Hello Kitty"?
you should say "Hello" to a girl or two
||(jk Ivan, wear what you like π )||
malphite ult off a bridge
lifesteal wont work on me im dead inside
you better be at least 6 feet or you infact, are, hello kitty rn
im 175
no
I make up for it by being a sweetheart
even though I look like I stab people for my hobby

is that euphemism for deranged slav?
yes
no matter the weather
black shit and leather
i do colors for special occasions
sorry but if you go to a wedding and dont look more ridicolous than the bride youre at the wrong wedding
REAL
my old slayer tee turned into a wifebeater
and then a headband
now its an oilrag
also its stiff as a board, thanks for asking
lidl genuinely sells some dope brand shit
HALF A LITER OF CHOCOLATE PUDING
for 1.8e
I LOVE THESE
if your lidl has the gourmet section with weird spices and foods and shit, kinda black lookin shelves
find the fucking balls with goat cheese
i almost came
wowza
the american donuts?
no no its pizza
their baked sections are allright
find these shelves
i wanted these so bad
but they didnt have 46
and they ran out INSTANT
id go everywhere in these
What bulgarian supermarket foods would you recommend
we lost its so over
Why the fuck does Bulgaria have Maxima
ΠΠ΅Π±Π°Π±ΡΠ΅
Grandma's food
da ti eba maikata 
I know kebabche but I wonder if there's any other supermarket staples
that reminds me of that time i had pain looking left after climbing hard but then it healed in a couple mins pretty well and in 20 mins i had no sympons of neck pain anymore when looking left so 
Π·Π°ΡΡΡ Π½Π°Π» ΡΠΈΠ³Π°Π½ΠΈΠ½ ΠΎΡΠ·Π°Π΄Π΅ Π΄Π° ΡΠ΅ ΠΊΠ»Π°ΡΠΈ
what the fuck is this
I wished you happy afternoon
im currently having to look slightly offset to the right for the last 8 hoursand i dont think itll go away soon hahaha
yes, being a bed for a cat
maybe u just slept bad or smth like i had that once i remember that one time that i had ouch
it'll go away for soeure sucks that its been that long tho now
my new rescue decided to come indoors first time
maybe next day it'll be less
didnt dare move and fell asleep
i slept in the well tested position i like to call "the question mark"
nay stray dogs here are not tolerated, rescue cat
uhuhuu
u write it down as rescue cats sure but i know what they really are 
im not even gonna enter this debate

Would this kill someone
piss
90% of energy drinks look like this
pour it out of a can theyre almost all piss colored
strangely enough some garbage Flying Power is actually red
man
i got that good shit from lidl and noone saw it
we all know an andy
blya I'm home
pizza time
ate microwaved fries and chicken breast leftovers
feels good
today gym was empty we finally won
Nice
@narrow lotus you still fat?
What are you doing today
Hi ledy Hi CatBites Hi Disowned Hi #1 Time on GAMMA Bingo Speedrun
@narrow lotus @runic kernel @lyric horizon @storm stream @flint jacinth @shell venture @deep topaz

INSANE DINNER
yammers
YUMMERS
we feast
ggs bulgar man
these were on sale
may ur meal be delicious
fucken delectable, may god bless every bite
no lunch for today
is the pizza good tho?
substitute with caffeine
also hi to everyone EXCEPT catboy 
theyre still scaming your for another 90cents of margin prices
1.95 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg: is equal to 1.00 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
but stores gotta live
the monster he drinks is sugar free tho
yes
i kinda lowkey love that one
better than the green one
obviously not better than mango loco but that one has sugar sadly
green original one is alright
i rarely drink it
not great not terrible
whole green apple one
a little chemically smelling
whole green is ok
mango and pacific punch
mango is insanely sugary
does anyone actually like assault?
brown one was decent as well
@flint jacinth @narrow lotus the monster is tame compared to thekong that shit is probably 50% nuclear water
and the hamilton one was tasty as well
all their coffee things are pretty good, i recommend
Piston
theyre usually westoid shit tho
hamilton is good
drink now , die yesterday
MULE was ok , i only had it once but it was ok
@stone blade these hit the hardest, kong looks like donkey balls
@narrow lotus @coarse bear @flint jacinth @shell venture @storm stream @inland jackal
ever had Crazywolf
or Firebird
hell no

im scared of them
u should be , jet fuel is healthier
i remember Firebird was a guaranteed laxative for me when i was a kid
You had 1.5 litre bottle
i call generic energy drinks "battery acid"
only real gs use packaging for monitor stands, lets go
they taste how i imagine battery acid tastes like
its my keyboard
works nice
very robust
why the fuck do they have lidl where you live

unironically have a proper height adjustable desk back in the balkans, im just living on the edge here hahah
i didnt know it exists outside of germany and us
all balkans
spain
portugal
Lidl is huge dude
are you retarded?

16g of carbohydrates. not sugar-free
to think lidl is only in germany
oh man
it says guava and apple
its more prominent outside germany than it is in germany
true
Investors cannot purchase shares of Lidl because they are a private company
Bagamias pula sa mi bag
UK and rest of eu working class funstion on that shit
Huaaaaaa
doubt you know how prominent it is here lmao
pi6ka
is goog?
lived and worked in stuttgart
stuttgart
Haven't opened
theres the error
I was a drywaller, my german consists of asking for beer and cigarettes
Lidl has mostly german stock
when you enter
it looks like the products are bootleg
but therye just german
kong strong spotted
like 90%
literally the bomb for 0.35 euros at lidl
lidl quality is bomb
were you asked for a ID when buying the energy drink?
same range as eurospin and hofer
nah lidl stuff is nice
bomb as in good
my guy have you seen how I look?
I'm surprised they didn't call the bomb squad on me
idk
The blue kong strong is goated
well hofer is austrian
now im curious
german speaking guys know what theyre doing
only iedy knows
he just like me fr fr
most of the time
your shops are fucking dope, mueller, dm, lidl
top notch
i exclusively shop in those back home
i feel honored
i never really experienced supermarkets outside of ger so i cant really compare
ivan looks like the guy who would share wisdom in the mountains only to realise he is the devil and he tricked you
but i know we have it good here
Bulgarian wisdom
caveman maxxing
Yes
before german supermarkets came to slovenia wed have to go to italy to buy european shit (cca 1998), now theyre basically our window to western products
tldr picture me with long hair , resting bitch face and an osama bin laden beard
more or less
most monsters and american shit comes in large selections not in local chains like mercator, but lidl and spar
German supermarkets
im just amazed that everyone looks the same
lidl is more fun
even the price tags in ivans pic
truly you wont find a balkaner to talk against them
because you can find the most random ass german product
they sell everything at times
i got woodworking tools there
dude here in spain they have digital prices, like leclerc, mini pagers on every shelf that is live updated
next week theyre selling beer coolers
but i think LeClerc is still king of shops
That sounds cool
you will find EVERYTHING
Aldi (Australian Lidl) sells axes sometimes
yes
exactly
last week
they had minecraft figurines at lidl
aldi is fucking nice, none in slo unfortunately
aldi is german
And Im talking about tomahawk type of axes
aldi and lidl were products of the same company
Lidl sells lockpicks
any leclerc enjoyers or do i just sound schizo rn????
but two guys argued and founded lidl and one founded aldi
at least in Romania they do
why am i not surprised
and crowbars
and balaclavas
Ultra Rare Lidl Balaclava
Man i would trade my soul for one
put it in tarkov and its instantly the most expensive item
localised merchandise
@stone blade have you experienced the pure joy of shopping at leclerc?
Maxima forever

at where?
FUCK
that store makes all german stores look 2 centuries behind
no
OOOOOOO FERNANDO ALONSOOOOO
at some point, me and my bro, both hammered out our fucking minds, just decided to play "do they have that"
and they did
every time
to my retarded balkan ass it felt like i went shopping to the future
but then again i felt like that in every Sephora store so far
i cant believe im the only leclerc enjoyer i feel like a schizo
@sage otter HELP
the french MBT?
basically yeah
its so out of place with its selection here in slovenia its insane
they just stock EVERYTHING
probably the only store in the balkans where you can buy shit like dragonfruit
or any US based candy or soft drink
I remember there was a store for a short while
carfeour
but then it disappeared for some reason
shit was massive
it was bigger than kaufland and metro
beautiful stores
IDK WHY THEY REMOVED IT
thats where i shop here
maybe because its french
Consum and Carefour
actually might be french
but its really common here
and they look like spaceships inside
so THATS the van
@narrow lotus @coarse bear @sage rover @frail scaffold @flint jacinth @shell venture @lone cedar @inland jackal
why does his face look fake
A jebem ti ping
Martial art β partial art β
xi jin
I tebe tri put srpski 
u cmar 
stvarno znas taj LOTR edit??
ili je to neki poznat audio clip
Svi znaju za bobu
i saw this on fucking Joker magazine DVD
this was the meme gold at the time in slo

noooooo
@narrow lotus @flint jacinth @shell venture
go on tinder last evening
legit see the local sales lady at the super market on there
we lost


pass
AHHAHAHAHAHA
ko ne zna to je pitanje
ma brt prvi put da neko skonta hahaha
osim drugara
slovenci π€·ββοΈ
see 3 women from my city
all are under 25 and have kids
HELL NAH
nahhhh
we dont deal with those
yet


actually go fuck yourself hahahah
she'll think she is a gypsy
look mom i found an oracle
@lone cedar the great spirit tower wall
i keep forgetting youre based sometimes
Δak u svom nacionalizmu se prikazuju kao slabi homoseksualci 
SHOTS FIRED
(good one)
The twink wall
bro playing the campaign
seein how lady gaga flies
does Sia get a pass too?
what is that
the hrsk was a little weak
but bottoms up my melanated friend

i found my teacher once
and did you go for the extra credit?
no
it was a random account
just to see it and laugh at it
cant even try to date anymore π
date = more money to spend
this is the most wrong played riff on youtube i swear to god
ive seen 2 videos get it right
and one of them is knopfler
ye i know but tbf it is legendary level
ofc
idk i like it for the multidimensional fractal spacefascism
forgot to insert religious somewhere
religious techno fascism
add multidimensional, because big juicer lied about the warp an allat
blya
@flint jacinth @deep topaz

Average Night Lord Fans
whar
p!flop
that aint me chief + wouldn't waste a egg
you never gonna get it
!flop
i see heilung, i like
what chapter is cooler, Imperial Fists or Salamanders
THERE IS NO FLOP COMMAND STILL?
and there won't be one
What do you like

hi twink @tidal trellis
world eaters > all
Do you like flamethrowers and humanism or Siege warfare with Stoicism and masochism
The amount of letters in this sentence shows the average world eaters fan IQ
π sloppy
See: [Altland]. Often consumes [too much alcohol] to maintain a state of proper human being. Such actions include repeated rambling, yelling, inability to stand up on two feet, and in [worst case] sloppiness episodes, puking.
sounds like a tzeench dog issue
Sloppy joe
i feel like a hunger for knowledge should be a good thing
instead of being tzeenchian
you call me a chaos worshipper?








