🎪bruh-fart

[shell venture]

youtube has the most dogshit comments i've ever seen

if it's not old farts it's restarded kids

[inland jackal]

[lusty stump]

I can relate to the caffeine/taurine but it really isn’t that hard to not be a coomer

[shell venture]

it kinda is if you sit home all day

[inland jackal]

okay fr fr now @shell venture @solar obsidian

[shell venture]

• it's free

[inland jackal]

i swer its a bot

[lusty stump]

I mean that’s completely on you

[shell venture]

[lusty stump]

Nobody is gonna make you go outside for you

[shell venture]

but if you're a kid it's different

[solar obsidian]

creepy af

[shell venture]

this is the least aggressive bot i've seen ngl

[inland jackal]

invited 13yos first to his vid

[shell venture]

most of them say slurs and ragebait

[inland jackal]

then told them to go to his dms

[shell venture]

obv it's a bot

come on now

[inland jackal]

his ass getting reported for not having enough serbia

[lusty stump]

I’m kinging the fuck outta my crusaders rn

[green schooner]

Some are different idk

[low atlas]

c++ being moderately brained is false as fuck

we're all just monkeys smacking our keyboards with our face

No one knows how that shit works

[low atlas]

so is stealing but i dont see everybody steal..

curious

[shell venture]

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[shell venture]

my point is that porn is easily accessible for children
stealing has more immediate consequences and its more risky

[low atlas]

more fun though..

[shell venture]

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1166785409938903211/1208085900647735346/IMG_6637.gif

Just go murder

[low atlas]

shouldnt be saying that when you're this close to being recruited

[green schooner]

I can

and I shall

[green schooner]

You never know u might be the one

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow not giving me unfit to help

they dun pinked my ass

i wanted my ass brown

[lyric horizon]

Now you will get mute

[lyric horizon]

Ey, pussy is pink.

Dont complain.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-heavy-breathing-pumped-wwe-deep-gif-15948281053561286799

[low atlas]

im middle eastern, you could easily be a hero

just plant fake explosives on my body and say i was a terrorist

they wont look into it

[green schooner]

A hero?

Captain walker?

[potent hamlet]

remember, if you got a concussion, it's very easy to have a second one within the first week

[ruby minnow]

i call this the sequel to Tokyo Drift

Bri'ish Drift

[potent hamlet]

lond'n drifft

Yeah, dont get a concussion

[quaint ore]

Any social media nowadays

Some mfs say the most batshit takes to seem edgy/contrarian

[quaint ore]

Like what the fuck happened to people being able to listen to others issues without their rotted brains jolting and making them slip out a "womp womp"

[midnight cloud]

Womp womp

[quaint ore]

I knew someone would swallow this bait

[midnight cloud]

Womp womp

[quaint ore]

Anyways anyone been fishing lately

[primal rapids]

https://fixvx.com/vostokposter/status/1827519336388395097

[split canyon]

@solar obsidian _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[solar obsidian]

wild guess

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[slender rock]

dead

[pastel quartz]

who

[split canyon]

@solar obsidian _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/digging-thank-you-gif-8141656698417804254

[pastel quartz]

nice embed

[split canyon]

@slender rock _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[lyric horizon]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[slender rock]

cool

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-fuck-you-middle-finger-middle-finger-gif-15294280

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[slender rock]

wow

[lyric horizon]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[slender rock]

it's fucked up

wtf

[solar obsidian]

!barn@pastel quartz 3000days

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[solar obsidian]

shit

[pastel quartz]

embed fail

!barn @solar obsidian 3000 days

[split canyon]

@solar obsidian has been barned for 3000 _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _https://tenor.com/view/barn-gif-19719443

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090749413539975199/1280203845766742026/speechmemified_D99F9A22-A73F-4967-882C-C709D50CE9A6.jpg.gif

[pastel quartz]

ik

i did it too

[solar obsidian]

i ate beef today

[lyric horizon]

@oblique spire explain these tits

[solar obsidian]

yeah, explain these babadonkas

[lyric horizon]

Explains these honkerdonkers

[toxic sundial]

rdj jumpscare

[slender rock]

tree, delight

[solar obsidian]

No

[split canyon]

@slender rock _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

@slender rock ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[pastel quartz]

@solar obsidian

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[solar obsidian]

!slap2

[split canyon]

@slender rock ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

@pastel quartz ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[primal rapids]

Who wants to buy another version of a console that has no games

[solar obsidian]

true businessmen

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-wise-69tree-wise-mystical-tree-xyforthetroller-gif-152809822247759099

p!embedfail

[lusty stump]

Wow you got exiled fast man

Respect

[pastel quartz]

fast man

[granite arch]

Got some nice patches :3

[slender rock]

noice

[lusty stump]

Left is cool

Right is an accident!

Ask for a renegade patch instead

[slender rock]

[lusty stump]

Samantha wants me to tell you you should’ve gotten an eco one instead

[primal rapids]

Show up with a Monolith patch to work

[slender rock]

sam stop getting muted you dork

[clear bear]

1080 at 75 fps and 2k/4k at 45 fps
blazing speed

[granite arch]

I thought of getting a monolith patch but I don't feel like becoming brainwashed today

[tidal trellis]

no freedom patch, 👎

[storm stream]

Just delete your pfp bro

[tidal trellis]

why

[storm stream]

Twink-ahh fool

[pastel quartz]

[tidal trellis]

its a normal pfp, be silent

[pale ingot]

twink type pfp

[granite arch]

I would but then russia supporters would have a problem with me irl

[tidal trellis]

no

[lusty stump]

I would like to apologise for earlier

Twink

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to novriszz

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[granite arch]

people

[pale ingot]

you r a twink though. . ..

[tidal trellis]

my honest reaction

[granite arch]

is it normal to go schizo after hearing the wish granter yap about my desires for the millionth time while I'm smoking hundreds of monolith

[lusty stump]

Don’t kill me in my sleep mayn 🙏🏻

[solar obsidian]

egg

[slender rock]

e g g

[storm stream]

No

[tidal trellis]

its a eye, but I can see how it can be mistaken for one

somewhat

[storm stream]

Iss just a game

[slender rock]

no shush, it's an egg now

[solar obsidian]

yes

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[slender rock]

E G G

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1258409123473522778/image0.gif

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/475136954145701908/1282882390523510844/74163132-1232-4C8F-BD7A-3C973DFF3742.mov?ex=66e1a194&is=66e05014&hm=c803af81639f1851ffcf1f96cee8297cd034649c1a3af63d9560cfe5720cc141&

try getting fins next time short idiot

[pastel quartz]

@thick granite

[tidal trellis]

fried is the best

[solar obsidian]

eggcuse me

[solar obsidian]

average 50 year old polish man

[split canyon]

@placid sail _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[placid sail]

I accidentally alt tabbed while working

I have nothing to say to you yet brainfart, have patience

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[pastel quartz]

got bramfruit on the backround

skill issue

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1283108079151611954/Snapchat-1084831906.mov?ex=66e1cb05&is=66e07985&hm=a9b2ee96e1c980cb0d72e26b4fcf908d21d2aa627a968bf2b7a0754f875caaba&

[granite arch]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-guys-misclick-plane-bomb-gif-26991130

wow

[pastel quartz]

nice embed

!embedfail

[granite arch]

I have no embed perms

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

you do

you just suck

[granite arch]

https://tenor.com/view/renderforest-arson-gif-18866123

damn

https://imgur.com/ZskwzXY

but this one works

[granite arch]

yes thank you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068325774140112948/1283074559339135048/silly_strelok.gif

strelok is silly

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

now it works

[placid sail]

my soul is freeeeeee

[placid sail]

the sky is clear, blur's crib is not

[tidal trellis]

he is named blur

after-all

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/PietheUnusual/status/1833079204340207881

[placid sail]

why the fucking wait

are you a federal worker

hurry this up, will you

[slender rock]

Nope. 7 days

[primal rapids]

But if you're destined to die in seven days, that means you can't die before then. Do the most dangerous, awesome stuff you can

[placid sail]

I feel like this is a kind of a scenario where you dance on my grave in just a couple of days shouting "fucking bozo, he fell for it"

I need guarantees

[atomic crane]

[placid sail]

is it me

or tenor is fucky rn

[solar obsidian]

the sky is what?

[primal rapids]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[tidal trellis]

clear sky when it meets cloudly skies

[granite arch]

wrong emojis

[placid sail]

we all saw it

shameful display

[tidal trellis]

idk, I can be considered truthful, idk about others

[granite arch]

nah actually it was a mistake

[primal rapids]

Use the Clear Sky shout to remove the C-Consciousness's emission

[tidal trellis]

nuh uh

[placid sail]

the society has spoken

you are free to continue living in your illusions, though

[atomic crane]

Where does assembly fit in this

[tidal trellis]

but I am truthful though

[primal rapids]

It doesn't, because Assembly users are criminally insane.

[placid sail]

what's the proof of that

[tidal trellis]

whats yours of me lying

[placid sail]

nuh uh son, if you claim you're truthful, you have to prove it

because being untruthful is the default on the net

[primal rapids]

Busy's right, the burden of proof is on you.

[tidal trellis]

smh

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[placid sail]

the amount of bullshit I've seen in this server alone would have made me a bitter cynical husk of a man had I been underdeveloped underaged shrimp like y'all

[green schooner]

You are tho

[tidal trellis]

🦐

[placid sail]

like seriously, it's like people would suffocate and die if they didn't lie

so yeah

[atomic crane]

What is the claim here

[placid sail]

very tall claim, flopard

gotta put your money where your mouth is

[placid sail]

I am full of joy, whimsy and laughter you cunt, how dare you

[tidal trellis]

claims are not factual

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[atomic crane]

I am full of love and you are full of HATE

[granite arch]

I am eating people

[slender rock]

who does wins caaaaaaaaaaaaaant

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171433449282871309/1246582738438328370/20240601_161209.gif

[green schooner]

No you aren’t

Your ryry

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-major-spelling-mistake-spelling-mistake-gif-25140477

instead of being envious of my lighthearted and friendly nature, you should ponder your own, demoboy

[tidal trellis]

busy I mean nothing bad but, you my friend are not lighthearted

[placid sail]

didn't ask

[tidal trellis]

see

[green schooner]

Ok twink v2

[placid sail]

how could you judge my character? you exist for ten days tops. you're too young to see the nature of a man

[placid sail]

factually incorrect, I am hairy, heterosexual, and my cake is legendary

[tidal trellis]

I just know

[green schooner]

Your madi

[placid sail]

this comment hurts madi more than me

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697910542660010086/1270625719382315068/togif-1.gif

[placid sail]

poor little bloke was malding at my PRESTIGIOUS CAPITAL DWELLER STATUS

one of many funny quirks of his roadkill of a brain

bro where is my fucking food order

I'm running the entire day on two sirniks, a piece of chocolate and malice

I mean, joyous wonder

[eager igloo]

Have a coffee

[placid sail]

ignore the last part

[placid sail]

I have enough energy, but I need food

[river robin]

Busy try not to be pretentious challenge (impossible)

[placid sail]

feed me rat chan

[eager igloo]

Coffee reduces hunger

[placid sail]

bring me some stale pizza crust

[eager igloo]

Im making this

[placid sail]

beaaaans

I initially thought that's some really fat spaghetti

[eager igloo]

Maybe should've parboiled these

[placid sail]

huh

[eager igloo]

Its going to take forever on this pan

[placid sail]

so you just dumped the raw ones into the sauce

[eager igloo]

Well, recipe said its okay so

[placid sail]

how long they're supposed to be cooked?

[eager igloo]

I added like a cup of water

[eager igloo]

"Until cooked"

[placid sail]

okay what's the beans name

in English

[eager igloo]

According to time less than 20 minutes

[eager igloo]

Yellow beans

Well, gotta work with what I have

Now that I think of it recipe probably wants them al dente

I like al dente, my lady doesn

[placid sail]

okay apparently those one you don't need to cook long?

so you should be fine?

kinda weird honesty, usually takes a bit to cook beans, but I guess that's some softer young variety

anyway, just fucking take one out of the pot and try it, this'll be easier than just assuming

[river robin]

Looks more like noodles than pasta

[eager igloo]

Yea, gonna work

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/me-diga-então-i-love-you-quotes-love-exists-i-know-love-exists-because-i-love-kindness-gif-2293146982631662904

[granite arch]

I have some kompot my friends, gonna play stalker with +100 immersion now

[atomic crane]

cumpot

[river robin]

Gif with selectively bred dog that commonly has lots of medical issues and whose existence is probably miserable. Also it’s over fed which is animal abuse.
“I believe in kindness”

[atomic crane]

he knows kindness exists

[fleet silo]

Damn, let the dog die

[atomic crane]

dont let him die because he has hope

[eager igloo]

Fuck me he's just obese

[river robin]

His brain is smooth the word hope has no meaning to him

[eager igloo]

Mfs immidiately going for euthanasia

[storm stream]

show us how it turns out

the food

also Hi Menace!

[primal rapids]

Speaking of selectively bred dogs with lots of health issues, here’s my walking potato of a dog with the intelligence of a potato.

[ruby minnow]

yeah these guys can't breath

they kinda suffer their entire lives unfortunately

[primal rapids]

Unfortunately they're the dogs my mom keeps getting, from breeders mind you, rather than rescuing some poor dog from the shelters.

[storm stream]

uu nice

what are tose white cubes?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/tofu-vegan-vegetarian-soy-soy-bean-gif-16837147

[storm stream]

she made for a friend too

how nice

[potent hamlet]

i always thought it was funny to see teenagers trying to look like adults

like using military stuff or using smokin as a fashion thing

[placid sail]

is this a burst of sudden self-awareness?

[green schooner]

[eager igloo]

Mozzarella

[potent hamlet]

like, they dont know they'll probably wear that shit everyday in their workplace

[eager igloo]

Though there's fried tofu in it as well

[potent hamlet]

specially the ones joining the military, they'll get bored of using muticam everyday

[storm stream]

@grizzled meadow

[slender rock]

Provalone

[potent hamlet]

btw chile still uses Woodland and 3-color lmao

[slender rock]

Havarti ?

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1283057415457341522/apzJq5Le_700w_0.jpg?ex=66e19bd5&is=66e04a55&hm=f3c387bb4894f29895302492075cf7b1bde56161d1066f95b08f5052e4c0993a&=&format=webp&width=616&height=468

[eager igloo]

Pretty good, tho the beans could use the parboil after all

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1283089195740692590/GXC-ZNyXcAATC0_.png?ex=66e1b96e&is=66e067ee&hm=7b7fde52aa13a9e13ec4fa07f07b9f1835b3ab1f578abe95fa38216cb1366a9a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=338&height=350

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988999072734126140/1283126559191994541/IMG_3448.jpg

[placid sail]

poor broski gets immediately pinged at just the mention of mozarella è così finita

[potent hamlet]

i remember a video of a kid opening and then crying cuz he had to eat a whole MRE and he didn't liked it

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-gif-7463280333531053022

[narrow sorrel]

bullshit
if you were practicing correctly you'd only have to practice once

[green schooner]

[potent hamlet]

https://www.tiktok.com/@betweentwogrunts/video/7323361302313913646

I found it

[green schooner]

Literally

MRE’s destroy your anus

[visual stirrup]

My sense of taste is so bad that I don't think MRE's are even that bad

[potent hamlet]

Probably, conserve meals arent very fresh

[green schooner]

Relatable at this point

[visual stirrup]

I prefer MRE's over DFAC food anyway

[green schooner]

I just mix everything together in my MRE

and pray

[visual stirrup]

but MRE's are still really bad for your stomach

[river robin]

For a reason

[potent hamlet]

When you smoke like 14 cigs a day, MRE's are like something you can stomach lmao

i guess its the same with liquor

kids just can't stomach it

[river robin]

They put stiffeners in mres because they don’t want soldiers to shit themselves in combat. If you have trouble shitting you wont accidentally shit

I’m serious

It’s why a diet exclusively of mres when you lack a source of laxatives can actually be dangerous

[visual stirrup]

anyone have that one greentext on hand?

[potent hamlet]

That sounds like, very useful in combat but very bad for the body

[visual stirrup]

about the girl in college who ate MRE's for two weeks?

[river robin]

That’s the point.

[potent hamlet]

Well, its the army, they dont care about your wellbeing anyway

[true sedge]

i had a jacket potato, white chocolate and some beer for dinner today

[river robin]

It’s shelf stable almost perpetually, has a high calorie count, and has no in combat downside, you just forward the suffering to later you

The downsides also aren’t that bad if you’re prepared for them. Issues is you can’t always be prepared for them

[potent hamlet]

No, but i found a meme about shitting bricks

https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/5tq24m/when_all_youve_had_to_eat_for_two_weeks_are_mres/

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/1-blocked-message-william-butcher-william-butcher-blocked-the-boys-blocked-the-boys-gif-17018211793178046395

[potent hamlet]

Found it

[storm stream]

tbf, shitting yourself while on a mission or something sounds awful

[true sedge]

didnt happen

[river robin]

Who are you

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/anteater-animals-wiggle-nose-boi-gif-22566715

this is me

[naive bison]

2 MRE's a day

aren't they 2500 calories

[river robin]

Half that about

[broken topaz]

Depends on the MRE kit

A one meal MRE kit is just about 1200 calories generally, which is still spread out over the meal, and probably 2 fruit bars or crackers

A Day ration is in the region of 2500-3000 calories typically

[visual stirrup]

First Strike rations

much denser form of field ration that has enough food for an entire day

[broken topaz]

Here they arent so much denser of a ration

as it is just a bigger pack of stuff

German one man one day rations contain so much stuff

2 main courses

Cereal

Some bread and various spreads

Protein/Energy bar

Biscuits

Chocolate

Coffee and Tee

[visual stirrup]

when you say "cereal" do you mean "typical breakfast cereal" or something like oatmeal?

[broken topaz]

A fruit lemonade powder drink

Cereal as in

Something like this

Gum

sugar

salt

Koffee creamer

Water cleaning tablet

Matches

Wet wipe

Toilet paper

thats all there is

[broken topaz]

Sometimes as a bar, sometimes not

[placid sail]

what, no Pervitin?

[broken topaz]

nyo

its also not in the chocolate anymore

[placid sail]

smh

[broken topaz]

Its a fucking dense chocolate bar tho

I had it before

Prettyy alright

[visual stirrup]

Europeans be like: American chocolate is so gross
The European chocolate in question:

[broken topaz]

Nah this army issued dense brick of chocolate

is still better than any american chocolate i have had

[primal rapids]

But is it the chocolate with meth in it

[visual stirrup]

I see why Heisenburg was working for the nazis

[placid sail]

the secret ingredient is racial purity

[narrow sorrel]

You mean Schoggi?

[narrow sorrel]

I thought it was neutrality and banking

[broken topaz]

Thats switzerland

you idiot

unironically

germans make better chocolate than the swiss

on average

[gleaming grove]

@fading shuttle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYHMcLP_DaU

[broken topaz]

The Average german chocolate bar, beats the average swiss chocolate bar

[placid sail]

you're thinking of switzerland, not DEUTSCHLAND

[narrow sorrel]

You're going in the Schoggi camp for this

[broken topaz]

I speak only the true true

[placid sail]

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

[fading shuttle]

benzin ban arc

[placid sail]

CORI IST WIR ZE BAD GUYS

[broken topaz]

yes

i mean

Ja

[placid sail]

WUNDERBAR

CONTINUE

[primal rapids]

Allies be hating when we roll up in the kettenkrad

[narrow sorrel]

wouldn't it be "Sind wir die Bad Guys"?

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5AP9_0EUm0

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-gif-20459975

[broken topaz]

Now that's a vehicle for men

[placid sail]

oh thank god the censorship is here, I was about to assume something bad is on that flag

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-gif-20460000

[placid sail]

wait

[visual stirrup]

Youtube still permits jelqing and naked yoga, but censors this shit

[placid sail]

is the soviet union flag illegal too

or just frowned upon

[broken topaz]

Neither judging by the amount of online commies everywhere

[placid sail]

pog

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-cat-sovicat-soviet-ussr-cat-gif-21826197

[broken topaz]

I dont have it handy

so have the cn flag instead

🇨🇳

🇨🇳

🇨🇳

🇨🇳

🇨🇳

[fading shuttle]

i think we should eat them

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-soviet-union-lenin-putin-war-gif-8267019

[primal rapids]

In all seriousness the kettenkrad looks like a motorcycle and tank got very drunk and woke up in what used to be a hotel room with a marriage certificate. It's stupid and I want one.

[broken topaz]

Nah its what happens when a BMW motorbike and Sdkfz 251 love eachother very much

[placid sail]

silly american das ist the ingenuity of german engineering providing the necessary protection for light mechanised infantry ist das wunderbar you know nothing!

[fading shuttle]

i only know about the kettenkrad because of that anime

[grizzled meadow]

[primal rapids]

I knew about it from Gun Jesus but later read the manga. Very cute, very sad.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-wiggy-girls-last-tour-yuuri-gif-26167969

[broken topaz]

I have sat on one before

I have been inside most german ww2 vehicles

[visual stirrup]

"Today, we'll be discussing how the soviet union was an inclusive, egalitarian, sex-positive worker's paradise, and everything wrong with it was the fault of westerners. And how America has always been bad and that liberals are the real fascists."

[placid sail]

why are you laughing it's a pretty solid and healthy configuration of a meal

dunno about the taste though, but she's feeding that to her hoe so it must be good

[visual stirrup]

Hakim is so lacking in self awareness, I bet he would mock Ben Shapiro for having an annoying voice

[primal rapids]

Especially sad since the ending is that ||the two girls are more or less trapped on top of a superstructure with dwindling food and resources, virtually nothing back the way they came, and their mostly likely fate is either starving to death or eating a bullet||

[broken topaz]

i should rewatch the anime

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-yuuri-nuko-gif-22096461

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-ryokou-squish-stretch-book-gif-20324471

[potent hamlet]

Some fucking combat aircrafts just flied by

[primal rapids]

Shine a laser pointer at them

(don't actually do that)

[potent hamlet]

Might have been two F15

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/powerslap-slap-ko-knockout-slap-huge-slap-big-slap-gif-7471918422486227772

[placid sail]

throw stones at them, your camo femboy uniform will hide you

[placid sail]

what, why are you punching me

[potent hamlet]

I don't have a laser, but yesterday I almost got blinded by some fucker pointing a green laser at my face

[placid sail]

wow

you're a plane now

nice

[potent hamlet]

No, I was literally walking to my house and the dude was passing by in a bus

But It made me mad ngl

[eager igloo]

Calling my wife names idiot

It was pretty good

[placid sail]

how else would I call her if don't know her name idiot

[potent hamlet]

Imagine I get blinded fr because some dumbass was playing with a laser

[placid sail]

you need

eye camo

or well, you just need more camo in general, because think about it

if your stealth is perfect, nobody could blind you with a laser, nobody could bother you at all

because you're effectively invisible

so I say, more camo pants and jackets

become commando

[broken topaz]

guys

signalis

or bed?

[fading shuttle]

bed

[broken topaz]

Okay

Good night everyone

[placid sail]

we'll take care of robo lesbians for you dw

[potent hamlet]

Good night Cori, nice to see you again

[broken topaz]

you dont see me

[potent hamlet]

I see you

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

my blinds are closed

[potent hamlet]

Uh huh

[potent hamlet]

Check your lights

[visual stirrup]

check under your foreskin

[broken topaz]

i cant

no foreskin

[visual stirrup]

reclaim it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/reclaim-your-foreskin-foreskin-kratos-godofwar-kyle-gif-23232624

tenor you positively suck balls today

[primal rapids]

I'm going to commission heterosexual art of all the replikas out of spite

[placid sail]

joke's on you I'm heterosexual

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1279479016377552959/quKrGDz.gif

[visual stirrup]

painful to look at

[placid sail]

your hog is now ho

I am now full of the most horrible and unhealthy food possible

[river zealot]

kys

[placid sail]

cut my life expectancy in a year or two at least

[placid sail]

half the shit you like is of soviet origin

https://tenor.com/view/stay-mad-mismagius-gif-21996895

oh right it doesn't work today

fuck you tenor

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-neuro-sama-gif-4374779630001464375

real

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[placid sail]

hahahahahaha

[broken topaz]

just read the link

[placid sail]

uh huh

the irony

[visual stirrup]

just think
If the soviets knew how to design reactors competently, there would be no STALKER games

[visual stirrup]

I don't know what's worse
the fact that the most well known "Russian" media export is acutally Ukranian
or that the most well known Ukrainian media export is entirely in the Russian language

[placid sail]

nuclear energy being the scarecrow of electicity production and coal being favored over it is hillarious

we're such a dumb species

[visual stirrup]

yeah
on top of ruining communism for everyone, the bolsheviks ruined nuclear power

[placid sail]

it's solely because of communists

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @narrow lotus what the fuck is this?

[placid sail]

after all, there's been incidents in Japan

and somewhere else I think

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

it's, rather, the realization "if something goes bad, shit goes real bad real fast"

[fading shuttle]

why are you pinging a romanian to ask about that

[placid sail]

over "well yeah coal energy is dirty as fuck too, but it's not killing us right now and it can't heavily damage us in one instant of something going bad"

[naive bison]

japan, 3 mile island

[primal rapids]

There's also the fact that all the nuclear reactors today have so many failsafes and redundancies that even deliberate sabotage wouldn't result in something anywhere near as bad as Chernobyl.

[placid sail]

my bad, I wanted to write "it's NOT solely to communists", I had stroke

[visual stirrup]

the japan one is more like "we probably shouldn't build these in places vulnerable to earthquakes and floods"

[placid sail]

I mentioned Japan incident after that

[narrow lotus]

Fukushima

[placid sail]

yeah that was not the hottest of ideas, in retrospect

[narrow lotus]

but yeah sadly that was a natural disaster

[primal rapids]

To be fair, Japan is a series of volcanic islands, there's really no escaping the earthquakes.

[placid sail]

should have put it in a sleeping volcano

[narrow lotus]

Chernobyl was communist greed pushing over an old as fuck reactor to get unreal results for promotion

[placid sail]

still would have been bad, but IMAGINE THE SPECTACLE

RADIOACTIVE EXPLODING VOLCANO

[placid sail]

the year is 2024, a good chunk of mordor's equipment is the same soviet one pushed to the limit still

mod it until it breaks irl

[visual stirrup]

"If you talk about problems, we're going to kill you."
...
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS COMING FROM!?!?!?"
Soviet History, 1921 - 1991

[halcyon sonnet]

mordor?

[fading shuttle]

unity between skyrim modders and communists

[halcyon sonnet]

lotr and the hobbit?

[fading shuttle]

one nation, one struggle

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/china-scream-if-you-love-china-scream-if-you-love-country-brock-lesnar-gif-4232401349897427919

fuck

[placid sail]

no social points for you

[shell venture]

i will activate the ccp agents working at tenor

[placid sail]

activate yourself some bitcheeeeees

[fading shuttle]

the ccp agents at tenor are the reason its not working

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-china-china-love-golden-lebron-gold-lebron-gif-5776425034137793360

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[solar obsidian]

ironic

[pastel quartz]

i do know 1 embed that would work

[split canyon]

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@pastel quartz ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dont-talk-close-mouth-grab-lips-mad-family-gif-21732788

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-cat-gif-555799605331270828

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1270474121481814146/ezgif-4-8d8953bfa4.gif

[pastel quartz]

deserved

[fading shuttle]

@tidal trellis

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-andy-and-leyley-andrew-graves-gif-14044748343829728444

its over

the end has come

[pale ingot]

the twink gif is gone

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1273226764541235233/speechmemified_flop2.png.gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-türkiye-gif-2910338720357160240

[placid sail]

good thing I have emergency hard drive in the middle of himalayan mountains

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-smoking-gif-23151077

[tidal trellis]

why busy

you stopped

[sage otter]

Hi Twinkie

[sage otter]

Tree will make a brand new montage with the fresh pfp

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245037295426601081/1262768868963651767/flop.gif

[placid sail]

in the dark time of gif vault being down, only the twink gifs remain

[tidal trellis]

better not, lest I cut him down

[tidal trellis]

I swear whenever its me vs this channel, the universe conspires to make you guys win

instead of me

[fading shuttle]

cut him down, you cant even lift the fucking axe

[tidal trellis]

I totally could

[pale ingot]

bro you struggle to fucking press down on your keyboard whenever you wanna type anything you couldnt

[placid sail]

it's gonna be exactly one minute of him trying to lift an axe, cutting himself and him going OWIE I HURT MY FINGER I WANNA KILL MYSELF the whole day in brainfart

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1273226764541235233/speechmemified_flop2.png.gif

[narrow sorrel]

The Almighty has preserved us.

[fading shuttle]

but its an axe

[narrow sorrel]

never noticed the pinkies actually

always noticed the bad lifting form

[tidal trellis]

its a axe I could totally lift one

[placid sail]

uh huh

[fading shuttle]

*its an axe

[tidal trellis]

my blood boils, but I will continue forward with my existence.

[primal rapids]

Why are all the fucking links dying

[placid sail]

you better go to sleep plop

with no gifs around

you're gonna be the only entertainment for this channel

[shell venture]

discord try not be shit for 1 day challenge (impossible)

[solar obsidian]

finally, earth is healing

[tidal trellis]

there is no Flop tv show, I don't have to provide anything

[tidal trellis]

[placid sail]

brainfart

[placid sail]

saturated fire on flop's position

[sage otter]

There is, we are all watching the user-helper-mod / twink-twinker-twinkest pipeline

[shell venture]

america has fallen

[tidal trellis]

there is no pipeline, quit being on drugs

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/доброе-утро-gif-5602245200097252140

[tidal trellis]

I wonder which of my gifs work

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stevens-vsauce-mind-isolation-gif-20359973

[shell venture]

[tidal trellis]

this is legit me most of the time

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/извини-gif-26491881

https://tenor.com/view/slam-gif-25498566

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1070090692828860516/D2AD68AF-6F2F-40F1-B2D1-CB28C34CC533.gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-ballin-basketball-gif-19387821

[solar obsidian]

of course this works

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1245045030612238416/gggg.gif

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-turkey-man-aisah-angry-turkish-man-turkey-chad-kim-kardashian-gif-17115796

[solar obsidian]

custom gifs only work

not from tenor

tenor has fallen

[pastel quartz]

The gooner gifs work

[placid sail]

good job einstein

took you a hot second on that one

[solar obsidian]

shut up, loser

[river robin]

No?

[fading shuttle]

bulgaria works

[solar obsidian]

nacism

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-biden-shocked-sotu-sotu2024-gif-18294038840944980611

[river robin]

Biden blast doesn’t work though

As I typed this, biden ceased working

[fading shuttle]

oh damn, biden died

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/yacquub-lexhinds-gif-19320537

[river robin]

Biden with a space works tho

[solar obsidian]

tenor is based

[shell venture]

my king

[solar obsidian]

"may i please have some water"

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034272530850140250/1235526290384224266/FrqkdisWIAIv4m-.gif

[solar obsidian]

observe deez nuts

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-gif-26966293

[river robin]

Bro…

Why is tenor retarded

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/positive-thoughts-build-strong-attitude-positive-growth-dontstopwhenyouaredown-keep-going-gif-666179038393401593

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806268326031917067/1158868979272650852/speed-1.gif?ex=651e7917&is=651d2797&hm=0f31d03154cb8f34e89d55ed7e68927202e297dde6e8c92e273799e402c82933&

https://tenor.com/view/1984-1984-eating-eating-george-george-orwell-gif-6594279843543032966

[river robin]

Omg you can’t post 1984 stuff lmao

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-hot-gay-bill-lyons-the-old-gays-i-am-a-sexy-gay-i-am-a-foxy-gay-gif-26270940

based tenor

[river robin]

They censored gifs related to censorship

Put 1984 in the search bar

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gremlins-movie-poster-movie-gif-13932032

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1278029508490035231/you_saw_nothing.gif

[potent hamlet]

i want a full face helmet

[shell venture]

cheater

[potent hamlet]

i feel like unprotected with my bike helmet

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1133502058562064435/Tumblr_l_2415856620315764.gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/oily-breasts-blackman-black-man-breasts-xafer-black-man-oily-gif-8112561286586890605

the gif names are funnier

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-gif-14129931684202349405

[shell venture]

its over

[pastel quartz]

I want to post it

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-thinking-useless-argument-gif-25611543

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1104910012591112202/freeze-1.gif

[fading shuttle]

Goobmight

[shell venture]

goon night chat

[solar obsidian]

[tidal trellis]

night

[split canyon]

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[civic panther]

https://youtu.be/MApTG1wapJA

SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS

(stolen joke pls no laugh)

[thin trench]

[prime zenith]

what can u get for 700 in pc specs

[river robin]

A decent graphics card and a decent motherboard and that’s it. Congrats you’ve bought half a decent pc.

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTqhP-sAwjY

month ago

[civic panther]

"decent motherboard and thats it"
??? this mf don't know shit

[prime zenith]

hes right

[solar obsidian]

finally, a good meme

[civic panther]

motherboard does not have nearly as much of a cost or performance hit then other comps

[pastel quartz]

he said half

[solar obsidian]

tree on that menace tsundere grind

[river robin]

You’re retarded

[sage otter]

He didn't say that he said that's what you could get for 700€

[river robin]

He’s running everything on low

[sage otter]

Bro can't read and then gets mad at himself

[civic panther]

*Yro'e :)

[river robin]

You wish you had the bait power I had

[prime zenith]

unless u buy with company name and tax free that shit

🔥

[primal rapids]

I get a good deal on PC parts through the power of nepotism because my brother has a small PC building/repair job on the side.

[sage otter]

stolen items are tax free

[civic panther]

bro thinks he's THE GUY

[prime zenith]

[prime zenith]

same but because i have a big bro so he gives all his old shit to me

[river robin]

Anyways I recommend saving up and not opting for cheaper parts. The ideal computer doesn’t go out of date in 2 years.

If it has to run everything on low it’s already nearing the end of its lifespan imo, if you plan to use it for anything graphically intensive

[prime zenith]

2 steps ahead

[primal rapids]

Just don’t get bleeding edge super expensive parts if you don’t need them

[river robin]

Yeah don’t go bleeding edge though

Midline today usually matches bleeding edge from a couple years ago

At least for graphics cards

Processors it varies. At the very top, I’m talking thousands for one processor, the improvements are so small each year that it’s not that huge of a difference.

But there is no reason to buy those

[prime zenith]

ryzen cpu has served me well

🥹

[river robin]

If it’s 8 core you’re fine, though better is always nice.

Six core works but is less than ideal

[primal rapids]

I’d also spring for a decent nvme ssd if you can, because those speeeeed. Not mandatory over regular ssd’s though.

Do people still use hdd’s at all in gaming setups?

[river robin]

Ssds aren’t too expensive. Always get one for loading speed but for bulk storage hard drives are good

[river robin]

Good storage for price. For games that don’t need that faster load speed it’s fine

Very cheap

Personally don’t use them but I can see the appeal

[primal rapids]

Just as long as they aren't RAID setups

[river robin]

Raid setups are unnecessary unless you’re storing valuable data

Most save files for games are stored on the cloud anyways, unless it’s legally acquired™️

[deep topaz]

Just having your OS on a nvme makes such a huge difference

[civic panther]

if you've got 700 bucks to spend on either a new computer, or a ps5 PrO, save up some more, and then get a much better computer that will serve you a lot better for longer and be a supported platform for longer as well

1200-1300 bucks is about twice as much then the starting 700, but your getting 3x as much out of it for a computer

[narrow sorrel]

do none of these things

[deep topaz]

700 could get you a pretty decent machine

[narrow sorrel]

buy eu4 or something

[deep topaz]

If you aren't afraid of ebay at least

[prime zenith]

gonna be playing runescape with the 700 pc

ultra graphics

[deep topaz]

You can get a 6700 XT on ebay for like $250 and a 6000 series CPU for ~$100

I'd know since I just sold my previous PC parts

[civic panther]

this is true, used parts prices go crazy in some places, or if you go on facebook market and look for gaming pcs with little to no description, and get those on the super cheap, its usually some mom or dad selling their unruly sons gaming pc as a punishment, or getting rid of their old one because they got a new one from holiday

im personally not ever gonna trust used parts or previously owned shit, because thats just how my brain works

still dont know what that idiot up there^^^ was thinking about saying "decent motherboard"

[prime zenith]

have fun with bluescreens 😻

[civic panther]

motherboard is one of the few parts you can figure out what parts you want elsewhere, and then work down on it

[civic panther]

the difference between a 50 dollar motherboard, and a 100-120 dollar motherboard is pretty big
and a 6600 for 200-300 bucks is possible

[deep topaz]

Most bsods I've ever professionally dealt with were mem OCs just being too aggressive, or corrupted windows installs

[prime zenith]

can u return products with ebay?

[deep topaz]

Depends on seller, but always if the product is non functional

Some allow returns even if you just don't want it

[civic panther]

i haven't had a bluescreen since FOREVER on my current build

and ill admit, it was my first time planning and making a computer build, had a 2500 buck budget, went a bit over it for a monitor and new chair, but its fine rn
only thing i REALLY regret is getting a noctua cpu cooler that is WAY overpriced, and fucking up what ram i picked

[deep topaz]

I stopped having BSODs when I stopped trying to constantly OC my memory for minimal gains

Noctuas are sweet. Never had an issue with their stuff

[civic panther]

iv got 64gb of 6400mhz memory, but iv got it at 6200

[deep topaz]

I have 64 GB of 6200

[civic panther]

me neither, its just that 90 bucks for the nhd15s, when i could have just gotten the 30 buck peerless assassin 120

[deep topaz]

At least it'll never fail on you. They also tend to be quieter

That doesn't matter to me but I know it does for some

[civic panther]

this is my current build, and you can see where i fucked up in terms of ram
https://pcpartpicker.com/b/YGQD4D

[deep topaz]

Yeah having just two sticks usually helps with speed stability

Better than nothing though

[civic panther]

true

[deep topaz]

Can't believe a 4070 ti is $800 on there

I got a 7800 XT for $500 brand new

[prime zenith]

bro is rich a hell

4tb nvme god dam

[civic panther]

idk what the hell i was thinking getting it honestly, i had 2500 dollars, needed a new chair, new pc, and new vr headset
ended up putting basically all of it on a new chair, new pc, and new monitor, forgo the headset, still went overbudget

[naive bison]

https://vxtwitter.com/EverythingOOC/status/1833095601510027510

[primal rapids]

I posted that in here yesterday, you filthy meme thief. Disregard the fact that I stole it from a different discord.

[hexed pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163184878293106738/1283167418109263955/dl0owvX.mp4?ex=66e20248&is=66e0b0c8&hm=c079545109711cd34c630448732bb163b7f1421b5f1d0502af9c0d60d9efb5d2&

[lyric horizon]

[sage otter]

Call your hits

[naive bison]

Don’t care

[primal rapids]

Waffle house parking lot, 3AM. There can only be one meme thief.

[undone island]

goes unironically hard

[naive bison]

Siiiiiiiiiiiippp

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @sage otter @solar obsidian @coarse bear @lone cedar @fresh rose @inland jackal @sage rover

[sage otter]

Fluent in PvZ

[stone blade]

"eeh what hair do you have young boy get yourself a haircut and go get some bitches back in teh day I played with them like its nothing"

based on a true story

CBA to ping everyone again ping yourself

[low atlas]

@stone blade

Make it a macro

Just click a button and it'll type it

[stone blade]

oh shit

you right

[storm stream]

Ivan, what do girls think of guys with long hair where you live?

[stone blade]

they're jealous

not joking btw

[storm stream]

why? don't they have long hair themselves?

[stone blade]

oh thhey do

:)

I just happened to win in the genetics department

[storm stream]

ah
better hair

[stone blade]

cuz my hair is incredibly thick and lucious

plus

its healthy

I've not had it for years like lots of women

[ruby minnow]

same

[stone blade]

so its barely damaged by hair drying and all that

its very soft

[ruby minnow]

i got every girl in my class jealous bro

[stone blade]

so yes they are damn jealous

[ruby minnow]

you know that your hair is good

when every girl you see calls it

[storm stream]

how does that affect the dating situation?

[river robin]

Makes you want to drink and drive

[stone blade]

doesn't

Women don't wanna date me

[storm stream]

what do Bulgarian girls even look like?

[river robin]

We know

We can tell

[stone blade]

They look like girls

[stone blade]

I don't mind

my family does but I couldnt give less of a fuck

[river robin]

Girls from Bulgaria look like Bulgarian girls good to know but what do Bulgarian girls look like?

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-monke-monkey-spin-ape-gif-25078721

Pictured here: Bulgarian girl

[storm stream]

Ivan, get yourself a nice wife while you can

[grizzled meadow]

Pasta and mozzarella is good, yes

Whatever Menace did is not good

You are supposed to mix the mozzarella with the pasta, not after

[placid sail]

WITH THE PASTA

NOT AFTER

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SAVAGE ITALIANA

[river robin]

He’s saying you don’t put mozzarella cubes on the side like a tard. Just put it on the pasta.

[grizzled meadow]

And mix it with the pasta

While it's still in the pot

[river robin]

After it comes out when the pasta is still steaming works too

As long as it melts

[ruby minnow]

the monarch of unimaginable size

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, that's exactly right, but it's better to do it in the pot because it is simply more practical and you only get one pot dirty

[inland jackal]

ciao falko

[placid sail]

there's no pasta involved

it was rice and beans

this still makes no sense

[grizzled meadow]

One user pinged me

I thought it was pasta

The rice is invisible

[green schooner]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

[toxic sundial]

Sup chat

[grizzled meadow]

Jfc

[tidal trellis]

Greetings

[fading portal]

1050 EURO!!!

[ruby minnow]

bro why are these rear lights so bright

[deep topaz]

@stone blade is there any food in bulgaria that I "must try"?

[lone cedar]

cheapest console

[deep topaz]

I know about banitsa and shopska salad

But what else

[ruby minnow]

rakija

[fading portal]

Still has no games though

[ruby minnow]

one game

it has one game

[fading portal]

Spida man 2

[ruby minnow]

it has astrobot

[fading portal]

Is it worth it

Probably not

[green schooner]

@flint jacinth

im comingggg

im explloding g

everywhere

https://tenor.com/view/guy-gallon-of-milk-gif-14218584279012396254

[flint jacinth]

Im gonna pull my hair out, I'm doing max diff and I got past the damn lictor but the ai is so braindead I am unable to can with the rest of the mission

Imma cry

Sorry not lictor, carnifex

[deep topaz]

There's a mission or two that I think have like, cover the AI can shoot through

The elevator one especially

[flint jacinth]

I got past thet shit

[deep topaz]

That one was a nightmare on veteran

[flint jacinth]

I cant do the reactor

Second wave eat shit

[lone cedar]

build a pc but better

for cheaper

[fading portal]

That’s the joke

PCs are better

Price wise

[hexed pasture]

in brazil, to do the same pc you need to dedicate all 8 months of work for only the PC

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[fading portal]

You live in Brazil?

I am so sorry

[ruby minnow]

i mean %100 is like 40 hours

and people call it fun

[green schooner]

get the real game we could ruin

run*

[fading portal]

Of course ps5 players find it fun

It’s the ONLY GAME

[flint jacinth]

SoonTM

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1245045030612238416/gggg.gif

[flint jacinth]

Refer to last text

🖕

[fading portal]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

oh

[placid sail]

flopperson

[tidal trellis]

Busy

[placid sail]

it is my honor to congratulate you with unlocking the golden NPC skin

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-clapping-clapping-hands-japan-sea-gif-13300627

[tidal trellis]

oh wow

did not know I said it, that many times

[placid sail]

426 more for golden twink skin

[toxic sundial]

That's more times then you've been called a Twink

That's a lot

[tidal trellis]

I hate you all

(well almost all of you)

[placid sail]

had to back it down at least a little

[river zealot]

so youre saying youre not one?

[placid sail]

bottom

[tidal trellis]

I am not