🎪bruh-fart

[prime zenith]

Laugh at him

[potent hamlet]

50 bucks a olive green M65 fuck me life

[prime zenith]

Is that like artillery ammunition?

[potent hamlet]

i shouldve bought that jacket at 14 bucks

[potent hamlet]

its a field jacket

[prime zenith]

Dean jacket

[potent hamlet]

From Supernatural?

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/winchester-dean-jensen-ackles-funny-gif-15825220

Yes

[granite talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082316518810992700/1278442131735707679/british_food.mov?ex=66dc0644&is=66dab4c4&hm=9f1bd7b61931ad6fc545940c4ab3d18cdf2f132f7368c93d7b241d0dcab4af00&

[potent hamlet]

!epicembedfail

lmao

[prime zenith]

uhuh

[potent hamlet]

i failed the embed fail

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

me fr

[potent hamlet]

Margareth Thatcher is dead

[pastel quartz]

falco lurking

[ruby minnow]

thank god

[fresh rose]

Im saving this

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvd5buCEnU

[potent hamlet]

oh god

[prime zenith]

chikanakanaka

[potent hamlet]

ive been listening mindlessly Sonic songs and jusst noticed

[final cedar]

balls

[potent hamlet]

damn

all my problems would be solved with a bike

a 50cc, a 100cc, a 110cc, a 200cc, a 225cc, a 250cc, a 300cc, a 350cc, a 400cc, a 450cc, a 500cc, any

[prime zenith]

same i love riding my mountain bike til my heart stops

[potent hamlet]

i would love to get a 225cc Yamaha Serow

[sage otter]

Why are you on discord bro look for jobs

[potent hamlet]

ive been looking for jobs for two months now

and nothing

[potent hamlet]

this city is cursed with unemployment

[sage otter]

Depends what you're looking for, don't limit yourself to applying in companies

[prime zenith]

[potent hamlet]

ive applying to anything

literally anything

[final cedar]

great bike

[sage otter]

You prob have a neighbor who needs his garden tended to, old folks, gutters to be cleaned, delivery jobs

[pastel quartz]

sell crack

[sage otter]

Small maintenance jobs

sell crack

ect

[prime zenith]

sell crack

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1166785409938903211/1208085900647735346/IMG_6637.gif

[potent hamlet]

production, maintance, small stores, big stores, fast food

[sage otter]

My best customer

[pastel quartz]

@potent hamlet what country

[potent hamlet]

cleaning

[potent hamlet]

chile

[pastel quartz]

cleaning isnt a country

[prime zenith]

🌳

[pastel quartz]

fuck bruh no luck for you. coke in chile is dirt cheap

because thats where its made

[green schooner]

chile isn’t Columbia

[prime zenith]

there are lots of options to sell

[pastel quartz]

you could try export coke

[potent hamlet]

Chile, Chillán, its literally one of the most unemployed city in chile

[fading shuttle]

chile?

bro its made in columbia

[sage otter]

bolivia, chile, peru and so on

[prime zenith]

got the coke experts

[potent hamlet]

9.6% of unemployment

[pastel quartz]

not rlly

its made and shipped ther

sometimes ppl use it as an intermediary for imports

[potent hamlet]

i wont take illegal jobs lmao

[sage otter]

2% more than here, but the problem is you live in a remote village

Start looking further

[pastel quartz]

if i post a spreadsheet on coke prices here will i get in trouble

[potent hamlet]

im a girl, if i get caught, i will get kidnapped, raped and killed

[prime zenith]

god dam

[sage otter]

get strapped

[pastel quartz]

gun

[granite talon]

Eastern poland > western poland

[potent hamlet]

Narcos still get killed while using guns

[prime zenith]

gun aint gonna help with multiple people

[pastel quartz]

machin gun

[prime zenith]

real

[sage otter]

You'd be surprised

THe noise and surprise alone would make robbers flee

[ruby minnow]

guns can help with anything

[sage otter]

You just light em up

[pastel quartz]

why do i feel like alex is reacerching coke producing rn to 🤓 ☝️ me soon

[prime zenith]

what if they light you up

💡

[pastel quartz]

light them up back

[ruby minnow]

its not a shooting its a shootout then

[sage otter]

Well then you die, you're not gonna die less with less protection either

So might aswell get strapped

[potent hamlet]

even if i wear full protected gear like some Labs runner, i'll be too heavy to work normally lmao

[ruby minnow]

if i know something gangster cannot aim for shit

[sage otter]

Just get a handgun and look for jobs further out from your village

[ruby minnow]

if you know how to actually shoot and hit

[prime zenith]

yes and a random civilian can aim

[ruby minnow]

you're better off with a gun

[ruby minnow]

random civillian can train

[prime zenith]

train with what money

[potent hamlet]

The problem is that i couldnt go further cuz bus system

[ruby minnow]

you only need money for the bullets

[pastel quartz]

free

[ruby minnow]

makeshift targets are easy to get

[sage otter]

Too far to walk ?

[potent hamlet]

if i go to Concepción, its like 5 bucks everyday

[pastel quartz]

shoot a tree or smtn

you have my concent

[prime zenith]

o_o

[ruby minnow]

i've been shooting my entire life

[pastel quartz]

its not like its gonna sue you

[potent hamlet]

10 bucks everyday go and back

[pastel quartz]

trees have no legal identity

[ruby minnow]

most of it with makeshift targets

[sage otter]

bike or walk then ig

[flint jacinth]

avg SPT experience

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh

[final cedar]

join the reserve and get paid to be on the range

[sage otter]

Then find out the shooting is a very minor part as your job

And discover you would've train more as civie

[ruby minnow]

and tbh osaka says he's in a village enviorement

in a village its way easier to shoot

and don't get bothered by the cops

[potent hamlet]

i mean, yeah, kinda

[potent hamlet]

i mean, yeah, kinda

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fUEB0gOFa_Y

[potent hamlet]

cops wont get involved if they hear heavy firing lmao

[sage otter]

Better start walking then, try to find small jobs in the near village or town

[final cedar]

no I mean literally just use your quota for the rifle time to do target practice, buy surplus ammo for your private gun when you hit your time for the quarter and use the range

[prime zenith]

i feel like you are making these recordings and edits as ur hobby

[ruby minnow]

a tree cannot make cool edits

it can only download and post them

[pastel quartz]

Im stealing them as my hobby

[prime zenith]

trees can move

[sage otter]

That time is very negligible, even mroe so as reserve though
And you can't just use the range as you want like this, that's not how it works

[pastel quartz]

I have no arms @prime zenith im typing with my tounge

https://tenor.com/view/69tree-beeie-gaiksedgieeh-skidren-xyforthetroller-gif-18059282476732569941

[prime zenith]

boy what da hell

[pastel quartz]

fucking embed

[prime zenith]

laugh at him

[final cedar]

what country you from?

[sage otter]

France

[final cedar]

then why you talking guns and army

[ruby minnow]

btw i found out something a few weeks ago

if i join the military here

[sage otter]

Why not ?

[ruby minnow]

and like perform good

[prime zenith]

you get sent to die

yes

[ruby minnow]

i can join the French Foreign Legion

[final cedar]

I'd rather die dude

[sage otter]

Idk, why not train and just fly to France to join the FFL without having to serve in your country

It's faster

[final cedar]

fuckers look like they been through hell anytime I see one

[ruby minnow]

it is infact not faster to get a citizenship visa to france from turkey

and then get citizenship there

[magic tartan]

my brain is a swollen biological hazard

[final cedar]

legion is when you murder someone and can't get away with it

[sage otter]

You don't need a citizenship visa to apply for the Legion bro

[prime zenith]

is thta like a nazi battalion

[sage otter]

Infact if you have the French citizenship you CANNOT join the FFL

[ruby minnow]

i mean from the commando i heard the story from

he was offered to join because he was like a good soldier

[pastel quartz]

french foreign legion?

[sage otter]

Ah rightright

[prime zenith]

name sounds sus

sus activity

[ruby minnow]

its a foreign legion

its made of foreigners

its very clear

and simple

[sage otter]

Yeah makes sense they are always actively looking for personnel to deploy

[prime zenith]

i dont get it

[ruby minnow]

then you're retarded

i'm sorry

[pastel quartz]

why you you want to fight the french?

[prime zenith]

why would you go join french group

[pastel quartz]

you will stab people with baugettes

[ruby minnow]

better pay

better conditions

better country

[final cedar]

you get immunity if you pass the physical and offered french citizenship after you finish your service

[pastel quartz]

use crossaints as throwing stars or smthng

[magic tartan]

@ruby minnow

[prime zenith]

i see

[ruby minnow]

yes?

[sage otter]

Lots of people want to join the FFL, the only downside is the lesser pay compared to conventional forces the rest is standardized

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833383762556878898/1206037207643717662/Altan_ve_Gurkan_ikilisi._Hep_yek3_tesbihci_cocuk.mp4?ex=66dc49ed&is=66daf86d&hm=c56a5da24936d952a6862196934891f1eb892c84aefb4da67418ddd0f31c99d0&

what these bros say

[ruby minnow]

aren't you turkish aswell

[magic tartan]

nah

[ruby minnow]

and i hate translating

translating sucks

[final cedar]

you can make up the weirdest shit

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-you-should-have-died-at-birth-invincible-gif-282840018936904444

why my gif no workee

[ruby minnow]

i can have conversations in english

[final cedar]

I'd believe you

[ruby minnow]

but i cannot translate a text that you give me

or speech

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/low-intelligence-specimen-cat-funny-caption-meme-gif-26085887

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-flag-turkey-akira-akira-nishikiyama-turkish-nishiki-gif-14497576727715911870

[magic tartan]

they ripped away our embed privileges

[sage otter]

As long as you don't do a big fuckup then you got your ass covered yes
You don't just get the citizenship, you get to retire in the Legion's domain

With other retired legionnaires

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1235322319807975474/1108862500675530782.gif

oh its just all tenor gifs

mkay

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1235322319807975474/1108862500675530782.gif

[pastel quartz]

Büyükannem amcamla yattı, şimdi amcam benim dedem. Ama ben onun kızıyla evlendim, artık o da benim babam. translate pls

[magic tartan]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[ruby minnow]

ermm what the sigma

[final cedar]

citizenship is still offered, wdym?

[ruby minnow]

here

but if you want an actual translation

that's easy

[sage otter]

It is, but you can choose to retire at the Legion's domain if you choose to

[ruby minnow]

that is not a complicated text

[pastel quartz]

what is it

[sage otter]

Or find a normal job with your brand new citizenship card

[ruby minnow]

my grandma slept with my uncle my uncle is now my grandpa but i married with his daughter and now he's my dad

[pastel quartz]

ok

[prime zenith]

[final cedar]

you don't get cizitenship
gerarraere

[sage otter]

You do

Can you read ffs

[ruby minnow]

so you mean to tell me

if i join the french foreign legion

i still do not get rights to say "oui oui baguette"

[narrow sorrel]

you do, unless they reject you

[sage otter]

You do, you become a french citizen

[final cedar]

you lose the right to say anything else actually

[sage otter]

If you joined the Legion I don't know a single french person who won't allow you to say whatever you want

People don't mess with legionnaires

[final cedar]

if they catch you talking english > sourdough mines for 5 years

[narrow sorrel]

Also if you say "oui oui baguette" they'll bully you for not being good at French probably.

[sage otter]

This though

[prime zenith]

[final cedar]

[solar obsidian]

anything for views

[sage otter]

You already get smacked in the legion when you are too slow to learn the language

[ruby minnow]

where are the llegionnaires positioned

[narrow sorrel]

guiana

@sage otter

[sage otter]

The recrutement center and the main site is located at Aubagne

[narrow sorrel]

(I couldnt find this in english) 😭

[ruby minnow]

i'm asking like

when they're deployed

[sage otter]

Retirement place is the Domaine du capitaine d'Anjou

[narrow sorrel]

Guiana

[sage otter]

Oh, that depends, could be anywhere really

[narrow sorrel]

or Mali

[sage otter]

French Guiana, Ukraine, counter terrorism in Sahel region

[sage otter]

No they kicked us out after we helped them kill the terrorists

Now they are in trouble again but we leave them alone with it

[narrow sorrel]

There are legionnaires in [lmao current conflict zone in eastern europe]?

[sage otter]

ye mostly instructors in the backlines

We are also running common training exercices in romania and moldova

Not legion only tho

[inland jackal]

@fresh rose tusis li se

[narrow sorrel]

Now the real question:
Is the french foreign legion chocolatine or pain au chocolat

[inland jackal]

sipu mi tuki

[final cedar]

you gotta wear silly hats too

[sage otter]

As I said to someone here before, if you choose to join you better be ready cause if a single thing doesn't tick with them you won't pass and you don't get a second try at it

[narrow sorrel]

isnt everyone still wearing a képi?

[narrow lotus]

tuz mortii mati

[narrow sorrel]

in fr*nce

[narrow lotus]

discord is dead

[final cedar]

[sage otter]

The blue képi is officers iirc

[sage otter]

the normal one is the Legion's white one

[craggy wigeon]

Is this menthol?

[craggy wigeon]

Much better

[eager igloo]

Real

[naive bison]

is that Earl Sweatshirt

the rapper guy

[naive bison]

so we are posting the same dogshit image over and over

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

wait it's not?

he looks so much like him

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dontcare-earlsweatshirt-tylerthecreator-oddfuture-sarcastic-gif-5476240

[naive bison]

wut

[sage otter]

How it feels to smoke 5 gum

[green schooner]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725092425122278.gif

[final cedar]

[narrow sorrel]

@ruby minnow can you grow a beard?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pot-of-greed-yu-gi-oh-pots-troll-face-funny-face-gif-9648910297153417054

bruh

[final cedar]

he's turkish

[narrow sorrel]

Who dont know if he's an unfortunate one tho

[naive bison]

so carpet on back and chest

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 he's turktwink

[final cedar]

you mean a ||woman||?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-beard-jay-beard-jay-gif-14246806

I wonder if he can stroke his shit

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[narrow sorrel]

Well they dont let women into the legion

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-inside-out-angry-anger-gif-13573885

Im gonna kms

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[craggy wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

Wow

Such a skill issue

[shell venture]

tenor is down

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/im-going-to-shit-yourself-gif-22113601

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

@shell venture @broken topaz @low atlas wassup to the geys

[shell venture]

im not gae

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus where yugoslavia+ role

[final cedar]

think someone nuked tenor's cdn?

would be hilarious

[stone blade]

sry force of habbit

[shell venture]

understandable

[narrow sorrel]

romania is +?

[inland jackal]

yes

[narrow sorrel]

[inland jackal]

bulgaria as well

[broken topaz]

watching gundam with the wife

[narrow sorrel]

"wife"

[hazy finch]

eating cheese flavoured popcorn right now i think i somehow stumbled into gods pantry cause this shit is so fucking good

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-hercules-gif-18089624

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174777217864183938/caption-2.gif

[broken topaz]

Im manifesting my wishes into reality

[sage otter]

cheese anything is based

idk about popcorn though

[primal rapids]

https://twitter.com/nise_yoshimi/status/1831859078446117335

yoshimi the good soldier (@nise_yoshimi) on X

(Five guys exploring a Roman temple)

black guy: we're in Rome???

(they see a skyscraper in the distance)

nerdy girl implied to be gay a bit: im not so sure

(Jack Black in polo shirt appears)

nerdy girl: who're you?

Jack Black: I'm Sid Meier...and this is my Civilisation!

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 12:56 AM

[stone blade]

by wife he means his oiled up femboy

[hazy finch]

you ever had really crispy cheese? its like that but put on popcorn

[sage otter]

I wouldn't mix it with popcorn

[sage otter]

I have had a total of 213 kind of cheese

(yes i keep track)

[broken topaz]

no i mean the girl who I may marry eventually

:3

[stone blade]

yeyeye

[pastel quartz]

false

women do not exist

[stone blade]

tru

[green schooner]

Schizo

[pastel quartz]

perhaps cori means marry in his dreams

[green schooner]

Everyone needs one

[broken topaz]

She's real guys I promise

[pastel quartz]

def in his dreams

[broken topaz]

She just goes to a different school

or whatever

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1245045030612238416/gggg.gif

[hazy finch]

shes in canada right now

[green schooner]

It’s a big black man

[pastel quartz]

are you hearing yourself?

[broken topaz]

Takes a woman to be a real man

[sage otter]

that "or whatever" seems a bit sus

[pastel quartz]

she lives in a different nation

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-imagination-rainbow-happy-gif-4596954

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/paulmcicedtea/status/1828195005170884869?s=46&t=QccYP4nVLpor7yc-F0_7IA

[pastel quartz]

thank god no embed fail

[sage otter]

She lives in trap nation

[broken topaz]

xqc miku

[toxic sundial]

Lustria is a test of patience and gunpowder

[green schooner]

Xqc is funny

[quaint ore]

His streams are just gambling how can that be funny

[green schooner]

@toxic sundial not actually

[green schooner]

He isn’t he streamed lived war footage and then flexed gambling on people who bashed him

[sage otter]

Somehow his chat is more retarded so he sometimes makes good point when he corrects them, but he's a spaz overall

[quaint ore]

He did react to gaza

and then tried to flex by him gambling

he got clowned on

[narrow sorrel]

is xqc Qu*becois?

[green schooner]

He is literally a downie

[quaint ore]

"Is that the money you will need for the divorce settlement?"

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-down-syndrome-rizz-gif-13021584249069787017

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846848480026558465/868897914372648960/RDT_20210702_1906186714379191133880280.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/fl-studio-cook-cooking-fire-edit-gif-11645778483001850728

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1281645645031018651/post_punk_ruso_el_chavo_meme.mp4?ex=66dc7905&is=66db2785&hm=1d28128032a3b308755e30378d45e173d5cd949e0fd06e1c70fcad9de053af72&

[pastel quartz]

waiting to mpreg react iedy

any minute now

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade News : Mother beats children until they go to hospital.

Grandma : Jesus Christ what a vile woman.

News : Shows the mother as being gypsy.

Grandma : [REDACTED]

Would be bad if i translated what she said

wtf was this insta reaction you fucking animals

[pastel quartz]

racism

[narrow sorrel]

di do pici?

[fluid epoch]

[primal rapids]

Is fish reacting people not good enough anymore?

[pastel quartz]

no

[narrow sorrel]

Hey, at least they made it to a hospital

[pastel quartz]

plus the idea of pregnant man emoji is more uncanny

men cannot be pregnant ||( currently )||

[river zealot]

wow man transphobic

i didnt know you were like that

[pastel quartz]

if you are a trans male you are not a male

you are a trans male

[green schooner]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725092425122278.gif

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[fluid epoch]

If you are a furry you must be shot

[green schooner]

I’ll speak for you

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1253715386847985785/yeahok_1.gif

[narrow sorrel]

You're literally male! It says so on the tin!

[green schooner]

Not real women

[toxic sundial]

I'm gonna

[pastel quartz]

bust

[river zealot]

i might or might not agree with you

but i dont want to be shot

so i will keep silent

[pastel quartz]

thats ok

having an opinion is ok

[ruby minnow]

proven wrong by real patriots

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, you should always vaccinate domesticated animals

[green schooner]

That’s the joke

[river zealot]

chat chat what did he say chat

[pastel quartz]

nword

[ruby minnow]

soulless reaction streamer/terrible person/retard

[naive bison]

you can understand him?

[pastel quartz]

p!clap

[green schooner]

No

[pastel quartz]

!clap

[green schooner]

[narrow sorrel]

Did he violate article 301?

[naive bison]

then he's not funny

[pastel quartz]

[green schooner]

The joke is he’s mentally deficient

[naive bison]

he doesn't make actual jokes of any sort

he's just mentally retarded

[green schooner]

yes

Brainfart when sarcasm

[fluid epoch]

[pastel quartz]

Find 1 video in the last 3 months with personality

[river zealot]

i can undestand rection videos

i like when someone talks in background

[naive bison]

does he produce any content of his own anymore? i remember he played video games

[pastel quartz]

some

[wooden surge]

@stone blade

[pastel quartz]

its a 1 plus hour video of him sitting in silence playing the game

[narrow sorrel]

[pastel quartz]

yall want to be confizzled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQw4QcbIAg

windpress

hes even more unintellagable than xqc

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Nzm6R_7HwGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fH8_k-FgwU

[potent hamlet]

I want to cut my hair so bad

[sage otter]

go bald

[potent hamlet]

i have it always on a ponytail and i dont like my hair long

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=911NWb4R3Hc

[sage otter]

Buzzcut is easier and way cheaper to maintain

It's the way to go

[potent hamlet]

I mean, i dont like buzzcuts

i got buzzcutted by some bullies once

[sage otter]

Cut them back

[potent hamlet]

then i tried to stab one of them for that

[sage otter]

exactly

[prime zenith]

wtf

[pastel quartz]

poop

[green schooner]

Go bald

[sage otter]

extra effort, just buzzcut every week

[tidal trellis]

doodoo

[green schooner]

I already do it’s true

I love my head

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[tidal trellis]

oh my goodness bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1240170047692079165/IMG_4892.gif

[green schooner]

No

[tidal trellis]

yes??

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/149987585102577675/1281552943736160266/rapidsave.com_rhpb9wjfq0nd1.gif?ex=66dc22af&is=66dad12f&hm=c95dfd7c2d180e7a93b49062771e2a4379c49bb8df49144fbb691132d4802283&

[green schooner]

Never

[tidal trellis]

you will end it dies

[wooden surge]

Hello twinkster

[green schooner]

[tidal trellis]

silence

[wooden surge]

[green schooner]

Another one

Victory to me

[wooden surge]

Trying to silence us, brother you are BOTTOM

[tidal trellis]

I will fry you

[wooden surge]

🍟

fries noises

[green schooner]

Ok twink

[tidal trellis]

exactly

[pastel quartz]

wsg my flopistani brother

flopistan

god ur own country now so proud

[wooden surge]

Imagine.
You are piss role haver, having good day, strolling or sitting around. You go to #🎪bruh-fart to see your fellow pissers.
You get twinked yet again.
Day twinked.
Bottoms

[pastel quartz]

poetry

bless you

[wooden surge]

I'm a bit of a Hemingway myself

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-lebouf-clap-clapping-impressed-amazed-gif-5486385

[tidal trellis]

bad poetry

👎

[wooden surge]

Thank you

Here, have a thumb 👍, you can decide what to do with it

[pastel quartz]

reverse psychology phenomenon if those who you mock... mock you back it proves your point has been executed well

kreeo got the W

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/die-just-die-gif-23172530

[wooden surge]

Twinkster got twinked yet again

[tidal trellis]

this is whats gonna happen to you

[wooden surge]

Jonklers keep winning

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-griddy-gif-26232594

[sage otter]

Here is my haiku :
The helpers are gae
Most of staff too but they cope
Flop is a small twink

[green schooner]

He’s from twinkastani

[wooden surge]

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/714021183627984937/882284043733975101/kel-omori.gif

bullshit man

[wooden surge]

Yes, the city Bottoms

[tidal trellis]

all of you will get hit with Karma one day, just saying

[green schooner]

We won’t

[wooden surge]

Already are

But you still will remain a twink

[pastel quartz]

karmas a bitch

flops a twink

[tidal trellis]

watch mr

[pastel quartz]

mr

[wooden surge]

mrmrmr like cat

[tidal trellis]

this is you

[steel bone]

Bullying flop huh

[pastel quartz]

bros neck has a 6pack

[pastel quartz]

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247577387785261066/attachment.gif

[pastel quartz]

nothin new in brainfart today

[wooden surge]

Fallout character

[pastel quartz]

john fallout

https://tenor.com/view/fallout1-fallout-chosen-one-fart-meme-gif-26212535

[wooden surge]

I can go and rake the wasteland

[tidal trellis]

Hello disowned, help

[pastel quartz]

no

[sage otter]

You are helper, help yourself

[pastel quartz]

fr

[sage otter]

No need to rely on him

[steel bone]

Brainfarters are fucking feral, i can't do shit

[tidal trellis]

unfortunely no command exists that can help me with my problems such as power outages

or extreme summer heat

[steel bone]

Well, you can always leave the server:l

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mute-discord-scream-vanish-discord-mod-gif-19327043

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/drax47-cat-punching-gif-18130356

[wooden surge]

Pull the maja

[steel bone]

Who's maja

[wooden surge]

Ma jaja need licking

[sage otter]

I wonder what Flop's maja speech would look like

[tidal trellis]

nah

[steel bone]

Noted

[tribal lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/882097434593988608/1182915009228054611/conductor_we_have_a_problem.gif

[pastel quartz]

nice one

[steel bone]

Absolutely

[tribal lichen]

so real

[wooden surge]

Thank you, required two braincells use

[steel bone]

[pastel quartz]

2 more than ihave

[wooden surge]

Cause it's bilingual

[pastel quartz]

🤝

[tidal trellis]

[steel bone]

Bruh English humour

[sage otter]

1 braincell per language is kind of a flex tbh

[wooden surge]

Trying my best

Gotta make up for being perple

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114652478567354440/1281643637658353726/awesome_valve.mp4?ex=66dc7727&is=66db25a7&hm=7b1806c5c3d4f2fb47bbfbe5bb94d1ddc78abcb5ed9d1ce95990686a853baa27&

[tidal trellis]

purple guy

[tribal lichen]

do ppl even play cs2

[steel bone]

uuhhh, no

[sage otter]

Squirrels are govt drones

[inland jackal]

@wooden surge good one, will take and polish it

[steel bone]

That was disgusting yk

[flint jacinth]

applies to birds and all of australia too

[sage otter]

Yeah

Australians are drones

[inland jackal]

Pussy

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

IQ: W

[steel bone]

FR

[flint jacinth]

W = 5!

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[inland jackal]

[wooden surge]

[steel bone]

Yuhh, some nerd sent me friend request
Do you know him?

[wooden surge]

Hoping some twink will polish mine as well

[inland jackal]

You got flopsy

[steel bone]

Helll naaaww

[tidal trellis]

Treeman, he lives in here

[wooden surge]

Game is game

[inland jackal]

@wooden surge i got it

[pale ingot]

you have 2 days to live. sorry to break it to you

[inland jackal]

Maja
Polizes mi jaja

[flint jacinth]

maja guta do jaja

deko guta preko

[wooden surge]

He plays unapproachable

[pale ingot]

tsundere

[wooden surge]

Don't worry boys, two more seasons of character development

[steel bone]

[wooden surge]

That's a famous scammer Wisest Tree, he will send you tree links

[inland jackal]

@wooden surge tušiš li se

[steel bone]

Then hell yes, i accept

[sage otter]

Free tree knowledge straight to your dms

[steel bone]

I don't want to become one of yall. Yet.

[wooden surge]

Is this croat

[fluid coyote]

pierdol sie

[sage otter]

You don't get to choose that

[steel bone]

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-crying-wipe-tears-gif-13314060

[tidal trellis]

brother brainfart isn't a show

[inland jackal]

Imma repost cause i got no better stuff to do

[tidal trellis]

if it is then it has bad pay and no health insurance

[wooden surge]

Okay anime tsundere

[steel bone]

What the fuck is this

[wooden surge]

You missed like three jokes

[inland jackal]

ai

[fluid coyote]

ledy

[tidal trellis]

no thats menace

[steel bone]

Disgusting

[inland jackal]

Tf is tsundere

Is that something gae

[flint jacinth]

vsome garbage character arc

where an asshole becomes less of an asshole

and wants credit and a name for it

[wooden surge]

What other tree said

[flint jacinth]

short: some gae shit

[steel bone]

[fluid coyote]

vergil based as always

[steel bone]

[sage otter]

Back to school promotional offers

[inland jackal]

@flint jacinth tušiš li se ti

[flint jacinth]

tusis tusis, na mome kurcu se dusis

https://tenor.com/view/tom-solid-serenade-tom-and-jerry-music-happy-gif-16042265

[inland jackal]

[primal rapids]

https://twitter.com/BattleSquire90/status/1831850763255214310

Lee Enjoyer (@BattleSquire90) on X

Yes broke Signalis artist? I want to commission art of Elster in a loving relationship with a man.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 12:23 AM

[pastel quartz]

if u need advice or someone to listen i gochu

[quaint ore]

Signalis fans when someone draws a heterosexual relationship of their fictional characters:

[split canyon]

@solar obsidian _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avocado-car-car-rage-car-breakdown-hitting-seat-gif-17958855

[primal rapids]

I mean, Adler wishes he was in a heterosexual relationship with Falke.

[naive bison]

what is a signalis

[primal rapids]

Silent Hill but in space with android girls and sesbian lex.

[inland jackal]

Isnt there a man there

Or its some tomboy

[primal rapids]

Adler, yes.

[inland jackal]

P!gerara

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1098240887340941342/getout.mp4

[primal rapids]

But Adler is in a committed relationship of simping after Falke and ||shoving Elster down an elevator shaft repeatedly||

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7166268503332967470

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-fw-you-vro-vro-cat-fw-gif-16116433353141566093

I wonder if ill start a chain of spam

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/d7eEXy8a68.jpg

[pastel quartz]

Gotta do what you gotta do for psy ig

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/Kj6O4O32e0.jpg

[fresh rose]

@weak jackal

[weak jackal]

not lore accurate I do not percieve it

the joker is on borrowed time

[inland jackal]

Hi hamantha

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1DerW7pRJ0.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/d7eEd7Rr68.jpg

[inland jackal]

Yes search the hole

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bUGhq.gif

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787403462770032691/1281598795091677216/1.mp4?ex=66dc4d63&is=66dafbe3&hm=b2d5d8be54142d511bbd938d9fda82ea03671753e7aefed408fd09575fd2b861&

[final cedar]

find your inner bottom

[granite arch]

can I talk about stalker here?

because they ain't reacting in stalker cat

chat

kinda say

sad

fuck

[pastel quartz]

Kingdom come 2 is going to be such a stellar game man, I have heard nothing but universal praise from everyone who has played it

[granite arch]

stalker 2 comes out in 2 months

aswell

stalker 2 will be either really good or just really dogshit

[pastel quartz]

Warhorse has done a crazy good job with how they handle public relations

[shell venture]

nah it'll be mid at worst

looks good from what they shown

[granite arch]

Yeahh but then I hope they won't ruin the atmosphere

[shell venture]

worst case imo is story progress locked behind dlc paywall

otherwise it looks fine

[pastel quartz]

Genuinely a studio that cares about its fans, it's crazy how cool they are

[granite arch]

I wanted to prebuy it and I saw "special edition" and then "ultimate edition"

scared me

[granite arch]

yes yes keep talking to yourself

[pastel quartz]

Don't think they will, everything they have shown looks good atmosphere wise

[granite arch]

jk ofc

[shell venture]

pre planned 2 story dlc is sus

[pastel quartz]

I will, i am a certified schitzo

[placid sail]

what after that

[shell venture]

fucking campfire songs too

[placid sail]

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP

[granite arch]

yeah

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329759787896012802/1281640682917859389/image.png?ex=66dc7466&is=66db22e6&hm=5384610f3044b8289ac86b122848f99bd663b55b04a8153c776b28bfe1a56d4f&

[ruby minnow]

alien fuckers rise up

[granite arch]

I mean, if they do stalker 2 well, it can easily be game of the year

[ruby minnow]

don't kys react me

[granite arch]

but I'm scared that they will fuck it up

[wooden surge]

Based bonobo enjoyers

[ruby minnow]

it will not be a GOTY

it will not be received well in critics

[pastel quartz]

It'll probably be buggy and have annoying Microtransactions, but the story and gameplay itself with probably be good

[ruby minnow]

it might not even be a good game

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Gta6 will 100% get goty

[granite arch]

fair but that will come out in the next 2 years istg

[inland jackal]

@shell venture

[pastel quartz]

Like no contest for anything else than maybe hl3 if it drops 2025

[shell venture]

[wooden surge]

If GTA 6 is same as GTA 5, I won't understand why it gets goty

[shell venture]

it will be the same as gta5

infinite money glitch

[wooden surge]

GTA 5 had good story

And that was it

And the story was like 30 hours? Tops

[shell venture]

i did not like the 3 playable characters part

[ruby minnow]

30 hours is not enough?

[shell venture]

i much prefer playing 1

it was around 35 iirc

[ruby minnow]

30 hours is a lot of time

[wooden surge]

To get goty?

[shell venture]

that's fine

[wooden surge]

Nah fam

[ruby minnow]

well gta 5 did not get GOTY

[shell venture]

what does goty has to do with play time ??

[wooden surge]

It was advertised as having "so much to do"

[shell venture]

optional shit

obv

[wooden surge]

Brother the world is empty and there is no side things to do

[ruby minnow]

there is things to do if you do side content

that is how it is

[shell venture]

it has a lot more mang

[ruby minnow]

in every single game

[wooden surge]

43 hours

I did all side stuff

[pastel quartz]

gameplan

boot up wd1
Install mods

[wooden surge]

I only didn't do one parachute mission

[pastel quartz]

Because its popular, that's it, gta has never been goty winners because they are deep, they just are incredibly popular. Still love the games but they don't do much special else than a big open world with fun driving around

ignore ass story an enjoy

[shell venture]

what is wd1

[pastel quartz]

watch dogs 1

[ruby minnow]

a game being good is not based on how long it is

[shell venture]

[ruby minnow]

its about how much it fills the time you play it

[wooden surge]

Yeah, it's not a bad game. But Rstar is praised on it as some god tier devs

[shell venture]

by that logic every ubislop game is goty

[pastel quartz]

[ruby minnow]

and how good that time is filled

[pastel quartz]

I always have been more of a red dead fan, they have the big open worlds but with actually peak story

[wooden surge]

But it's not the best game

It's good, that''s it

[ruby minnow]

nobody said its the best game?

[shell venture]

i'd rather have a tight 10ish hour game than

[ruby minnow]

nobody will tell you

gta 5 is the best game

[shell venture]

slop 100 hours collectibles

[ruby minnow]

of this or this

because gta 5 was not the best

[shell venture]

gta 5 was great

i played it this year

[ruby minnow]

yeah it was good

it was great it was a good experience

[pastel quartz]

like jus ignore them i install a save with everythink done and just chill in the atomosphere

[ruby minnow]

but nobody said its the best

[shell venture]

what's the point then

[pastel quartz]

to chill with spotify on

[pastel quartz]

I agree for the most part, but it definitely can play a role in how good a game is, a 6 hour game thats satisfying like titanfall is fine, but if its just uneventful and rushed a game being short is an issue

fuck around

[wooden surge]

Finland said 6 will be goty

[shell venture]

it will be tho

[ruby minnow]

he said 6 not 5

[shell venture]

standards dropped massively

[ruby minnow]

you do not know if it is the same game as 5

[wooden surge]

See, for me 5 was too quick. Everything happened so fast and gone by so fast. But at the same time I doubt they could add more into it

[shell venture]

and everyone is waiting for gta 6 it became kinda like hl3

[ruby minnow]

like modern far cry

[pastel quartz]

Never said it SHOULD be, its just i literally cannot see anything else realistically winning

[ruby minnow]

its filled with content sure

the open world is filled with content

empty content

[pastel quartz]

Personally i want kc2 to win

[ruby minnow]

repeating content

but you look at something like elden ring

[shell venture]

kc2 ?

[ruby minnow]

its open world is filled to the brim with good and original content

[shell venture]

stop using abbreviations please 😭

[wooden surge]

Kingdom Come

[shell venture]

ahh

[pastel quartz]

Dude far cry are suck wierd games because they always have good stories with interesting political messages and whatnot but then have copy pasted gameplay

[shell venture]

wait that one isn't even out right ?

[ruby minnow]

far cry games have good villains

[wooden surge]

About the original...
There is reuse

[pastel quartz]

Far cry 5 feels both soulfull and soulless at the same time

[shell venture]

man far cry 5 could've been so fucking good

[ruby minnow]

yeah the same boss is used like three times

[wooden surge]

Still I far more enjoyed ER than GTA

[ruby minnow]

its still better then whatever the fuck other AAA studios will put out

[wooden surge]

True

The reuse is well done

[pastel quartz]

No, none of the games we are talking about for goty 2025 are but from what i have seen kc2 is very promising

[ruby minnow]

like you cannot call dying light 2 a great game while criticizing elden ring about it reusing bosses

my brother in christ

[shell venture]

doom will win goty 2025

[ruby minnow]

in dying light 2

every enemy is the same

[shell venture]

[ruby minnow]

and every boss is the same

[wooden surge]

I didn't even try DL2, can't tell

[ruby minnow]

literally in dying light 2

every single boss

[shell venture]

i swear to god if doom gets robbed of goty again

i'll mald

[ruby minnow]

up to the final one

is the same thing

[wooden surge]

[ruby minnow]

big guy with big hammer

[wooden surge]

Damn lazy bastards

[pastel quartz]

Tbf thats because the reused content is more than "collect 125 action figures"

[ruby minnow]

and also the same zombie "gre anomaly" boss

in 20 places

[wooden surge]

Tbf I hope 6 is good

And not just platform for another Online

[shell venture]

i wish they stop the multiple characters thing after 6

[ruby minnow]

because its like

they use the same boss in 6 places

[wooden surge]

Two I can see work, 3 is alot of effort to flesh out characters

[ruby minnow]

ok

but there are 100 other bosses

that are unique

[shell venture]

i still prefer 1 personally

[pastel quartz]

I have been coping my entire life trying to say dl2 is good but now that the new dying light game got announced i can comfortably say dl2 is ASS

[wooden surge]

of course

[shell venture]

i liked seeing cj / niko change throught the game

didn't feel the same for 5

[pastel quartz]

It does some really cool things but fucks up in so many areas

We got robbed from e3 2018 dl2

[shell venture]

e3

[wooden surge]

Same, for me having 3 was too much of a disconnect from them all, at the end I was most tied to Franlkin and he was the LEAST fleshed out character in my opnion

[thorny talon]

hi brsinfairt

[ruby minnow]

and also some people are angry that Elden Ring does not have 20+ hud elements telling you where to go what to do giving tips and showing the rewards you get

[shell venture]

yes i wish franklin was the only one playable

and the rest

expansions like 4

[wooden surge]

That would be nice

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, some people grasp at straws for elden ring criticism, i mean the game has flaws but most the time i see people going after the wrong things

[shell venture]

like michael and trevor don't feel like main characters

gta protags were always "neutral"

[wooden surge]

Trevor is just the "fuck around" char

[ruby minnow]

btw i got a friend who says elden ring is "overrated" while liking far cry 6

[shell venture]

• he killed jhonny

[wooden surge]

And Michael was supposed to be the "hurr durr bad guy anything to be on top"

[wooden surge]

Oh no....

[shell venture]

i can see why he does like it

[ruby minnow]

he's retarded

that's why

[shell venture]

LMAO

no but like for real

[wooden surge]

ER is hard 🤓
Cope

[shell venture]

i enjoy some "bad" games over some "good" one

[ruby minnow]

he needs to face the same enemy and boss for 165896 times or the game is not good

[shell venture]

might be a genre prefrence thing

like i can play the worst hack and slash
but can't finish the best jrpg

[ruby minnow]

his criticism about elden ring is that "Exploration isn't good"

MF

[wooden surge]

He needs another tower or outpost to capture frfr

And Far Cry doesn't have exploration????

[ruby minnow]

and "Bosses are just too repeating"

[wooden surge]

Dude is smooth

[shell venture]

ok nvm what i said he is retarded

[ruby minnow]

ok lets say bosses are repeating

lets put that down for now

what does "exploration is bad" means?

[final cedar]

[ruby minnow]

elden ring has the best exploration i've seen in my life

because i get rewarded

[shell venture]

no collectible at the end of a level

[ruby minnow]

wherever i go

[pastel quartz]

Like idgaf about a few reused bosses, i care about how fucked the ludonarrative dissonance and the fucked story of the dlc

[solar obsidian]

peak

[pastel quartz]

Also the shitty dlc final boss lol

[ruby minnow]

he just needs a a popup at the top saying "2 perk points added 1 remaining" or something

[shell venture]

"exploration" for some people is just a different path that eventually leads to the same path again

[wooden surge]

Wdym? Arteria leaf in a chest at the end of hard fucking trek

[toxic delta]

elden ring dlc dungeon design isn't trappy enough xdd so many times i expected ambushes but nothing xddd

[shell venture]

that's called ptsd

[final cedar]

it is pretty damn good, first playthrough I was amazed how everywhere you went there was some little stuff to find

[ruby minnow]

that's what i'm saying

everywhere you go

there is a purpose

something to gain

[wooden surge]

Not another mushroom

[ruby minnow]

its not empty

and its unique stuff

its not the same thing

for the 2058th time

unlike

dying light

[pastel quartz]

That's an issue i have, crafting and loot and all is supremely unsatisfying, its so different in other souls games were seeing an item is exciting

[ruby minnow]

and far cry

where every content is repeating

and tbh i don't know if this guy i mentioned even knows what a open world and exploration is

[wooden surge]

Like I get it tha consumables give me an edge. And I probably should craft that item, but I beat the game thrice. and every single time I use consumable I die anyway, then beat the boss without it

I think it's more of an issue with consumables than game

They don't feel and act as strong as they should

[ruby minnow]

i'm pretty sure the game gives you good rewards

but like

i never used crafting

so idk if they were good

[shell venture]

craft arrows

[pastel quartz]

Yeah consumables that are just a slight power boost don't work in a game where everything respawned and gets reset, and where you can try over and over again

[toxic delta]

i think the game balance team is just stretched a bit too thin for scales like that

[shell venture]

and anti status effect grapes

[wooden surge]

Only crafts I actively used were perfumes, arrows and pots

[ruby minnow]

i know a critique in turkey

[wooden surge]

Fire Cleanse Me

[ruby minnow]

saw crafting and colleting in elden ring

and started worrying

[inland jackal]

Since when did this become offtop

[ruby minnow]

it would be something like far cry

[inland jackal]

Since josta locked it?

[ruby minnow]

where the game just sends you on a wild goose chase

[pastel quartz]

Has this not always been a channel for anything?

[ruby minnow]

for crafting items

but no it wasn'

it wasn't like that

[wooden surge]

Since your mother left

[shell venture]

always has been

[wooden surge]

Thank god you don't need to hunt for ONE SQUIRREL SKIN

[ruby minnow]

real

crafting is just entirely side content

if you want to you can

if you don't want to

no problem

[wooden surge]

But they should add some way of farming larval tears tbh

[ruby minnow]

i just maxed out my stats with cheats

to try builds

[wooden surge]

Fair

But I prefer the legit way

[pastel quartz]

Should've had a reusable one you get in the dlc

[ruby minnow]

i will not go to the most specific place on the map and kill the most specific enemy to reset my levels

[wooden surge]

The what

HOW DID I MISS THIS

[inland jackal]

[pastel quartz]

No i mean like fromsoft should have added something like that, not that its actually in the game

I wish though

[wooden surge]

Oh.... I thought I got the

[inland jackal]

@wooden surge you cannot offend me

[pastel quartz]

Don't worry, i should have worded it better

[ruby minnow]

i got 72 hours on elden ring currently and let me tell you

i missed a lot of content