🎪bruh-fart

[low atlas]

mf at work opened clash of clans

attention

hello

[atomic crane]

bro... trust me its true..

[tidal trellis]

no

[low atlas]

you just gave me said attention

idiot

[tidal trellis]

no I didn't

[low atlas]

as an attention seeker you seem to lack understanding of what attention is

you still are giving me attention

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[gleaming grove]

Why is there King Kong now

[tidal trellis]

also I am not maja bro

[atomic crane]

[shell venture]

[low atlas]

you're still doing it

[atomic crane]

i need some head and a world of warcraft subscription

[minor cypress]

Flop still getting called a twink but i know somewhere in the unholy playlist is gaga, kesha, and brittney spears

[low atlas]

we did a little trolling at work today

[atomic crane]

tik tok on the clock

[low atlas]

major amounts of trolling infact @minor cypress

[minor cypress]

[low atlas]

we went a little silly and got into the admin dashboard of my company website, they may not have given me permission.

but i might've done it absentmindedly.

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5uSlUKBEDc

[low atlas]

im not sure how to break this to them

do you think i'd get screwed if i told them?

[atomic crane]

2009 kesha could get it

[storm stream]

@toxic sundial what guns do you shoot?

[toxic sundial]

Why do you ask federal agent

[minor cypress]

Smart shuffle doesn't know what it wants

[toxic sundial]

(the answer is all of them)

[atomic crane]

dont answer the question nota

you dont have to say anything to him

[minor cypress]

Uh, logs will tell them eventually

[storm stream]

[toxic sundial]

Do I need to call a lawyer?

[storm stream]

Idle curiosity

[atomic crane]

rammstein into thin lizzy is WILD

[low atlas]

that is the concern, i didnt do anything expect login and i was like 'oh shit it worked fuck'

[stone blade]

@storm stream and you didn't say hello

is that how it is

ok

[low atlas]

i think ill tell my mentor and tell him how to patch it and hope they let me pass

[storm stream]

Alo Ivan

[stone blade]

alo

[minor cypress]

Yeah tread carefully

[low atlas]

curiousity has killed me

[atomic crane]

if you didnt touch anything in the dashboard i think they would rather know that you were able to access it

[toxic sundial]

Real answer though I've shot a lot of different things, more than I care to name off

[atomic crane]

that's a security risk

[minor cypress]

We aren't gonna mention thin lizzy into goreshit?

[atomic crane]

i wasnt gonna mention goreshit

[low atlas]

yeah ik but usually in this shit you dont try this unless you get explicit perms, i didnt get SHIT

im not even allowed to connect to their wifi, they open a hotspot for me

[atomic crane]

even bigger reason to report it

if you're not a bad employee i dont think you'd have anything to worry about

[minor cypress]

Worst case, its insta shitcan because "testing security shit without permission or good cause besides muh curiousity"

[atomic crane]

you didnt go looking at credentials or some stupid shit like that right

[tidal trellis]

ehhhh, depends?????

[minor cypress]

Best case its "Bro don't fucking do that again, come up with a good reason for my report."

[atomic crane]

or "you werent supposed to do that or be able to do that, but since you didnt touch anything it's just a slap on the wrist plus we can now patch the massive gaping hole in our security that you found so thanks"

[low atlas]

i had to do this siht 20 mins before leaving work

[toxic sundial]

Usually if there's no serious damage and everything can be fixed just coming forward with a oopsy daisy is 100 times better than trying to hide whatever you ddi

[atomic crane]

if you dont tell them about it, it's gonna look worse

[low atlas]

im a dumbass

yeah im jsut telling them but

fuck man why am i retarded

[atomic crane]

my condolences. i'm sure you'll be fine

unless you were already worried about losing your job before

[low atlas]

its an internship

[atomic crane]

in which case this could give them an excuse

[low atlas]

idc much about it tbh

but its still a bad look

[atomic crane]

i think HR likes to hear about mistakes you made and how you handled them with integrity and shit

it's a good look, neutral at best

it was a silly fuckup

[minor cypress]

Yep. I'd rather know its user driven traffic than "oh fuck who got their account compromised and is breaking into our website"

[atomic crane]

exactly my bro

[low atlas]

will update in 30 mins

[toxic sundial]

Hr people suck

Always

[low atlas]

prayeth for me

[toxic sundial]

It comes with the territory

[atomic crane]

i actually meant hiring managers not HR

[minor cypress]

Is the internship tech related? If so, just play the "haha im a silly little intern tard, oopsies wont do it again." Card

[toxic sundial]

Just come to them and let them know their stuff isn't properly protected maybe it'll look good idk

It depends on how much work you put into breaking in

[low atlas]

its mainly cybersec, they were teaching me some pentesting on some virtual machines and fake ass websites

and i was like hmmm

[toxic sundial]

Picking up 10$ off the ground isnt a crime but breaking a window and pick locking a safe for 10$ is yknow

[low atlas]

i try it on ours

[minor cypress]

Let me guess, sql injection in a wordpress login form

[low atlas]

it was an sql injection yess

it was an odoo website though

[atomic crane]

it's pen testing? dude ur gonna get a pat on the back lmao

[minor cypress]

[low atlas]

according to my co-worker

[minor cypress]

Wait, is it an external site or all internal

[low atlas]

external site

[minor cypress]

How the FUCK did that not get picked up and gangbanged by bots already

[final cedar]

did you obfuscate?

[low atlas]

idk men

[atomic crane]

does the company handle payment info or healthcare records or anything that's governed by federal regulation?

[lusty sonnet]

maybe it did

[atomic crane]

if they do, they might have a hardon for getting rid of you

[minor cypress]

That was my second point

[low atlas]

the websites main purpose is quotations

[low atlas]

i believe i did enough

[toxic sundial]

Just to let you know all the big names in cyber security got their start by poking holes in shit lmao

[final cedar]

so no worry, if anything your machine was infected and part of a botnet

[toxic sundial]

Too bad the wild West of the internet has been tamed

Now everything is cringe and lame

[minor cypress]

Also, don't test in prod without extensive rules of engagement

[toxic sundial]

And consequence filled

[low atlas]

yeah lesson fucking learned man

[placid sail]

surrae accidentally produced a mating call for every cybersec in brainfart

[final cedar]

reason I was happy to setup my neighbors wifi

[minor cypress]

Me staring down the great china botnet and every 3rd world country bashing its head against our equipment begging to be let in

[low atlas]

i kept telling myself this but i thought...oh, its surely not gonna work

[atomic crane]

basically surrae is gonna be in litigation a month from now because he didnt get a paper signed by the company stating he could access the admin dashboard

[toxic sundial]

You need a bachelor's in computer science to download and get gamma working anyways

[low atlas]

but it did

[solar obsidian]

@flint jacinth

[low atlas]

okay, im getting called in to my mentors office

[placid sail]

damn so I'm a computer scientist too now

pog

[minor cypress]

Meanwhile before i knew better i'd just break into neighboring wifi to unfuck channel settings so everyone gets a better connection

[atomic crane]

that's a major wakeup call for the pentest company if their website can be exploited that easily by a fuckin intern

that's embarrasing

[low atlas]

if i get arrested for 50 years because this coutnry knows jack shit about cybersecurity, pay for my bail

[toxic sundial]

Put it on your resume

[low atlas]

it aint a pentest company, they never had a pentester

but its a cybersecurity company

okay i go now

👋

[final cedar]

send them an invoice, for finding and offering to fix the weakness

[minor cypress]

Explain what you did, accessed, and found in detail. Keep it to the point, and reaffirm it won't happen again

[atomic crane]

"the company doesnt work in the website security sector, but they work in the website security sector. ok bye!!"

[toxic sundial]

Maybe it's a test, first intern to break into our false shit gets the job

Lmao

That'd be how I hired people

[minor cypress]

Ping me with updates @low atlas

[atomic crane]

mods please create a cybersec role

so the white hat mafia in brainfart can get pings about surrae's ass getting fired

[minor cypress]

"Erm, we have no bounty plan. Face the wall." Followed by the CVE rating determining how much lube you get

[toxic sundial]

Don't please I already get pinged enough about gun and Warhammer stuff I don't need to be answering questions about my dayjob

[placid sail]

surrae update: the saudi government has learned of his little trolling, the execution is scheduled on Friday

[final cedar]

good thing he ain't living near a turkish embassy

or was it a saudi embassy that happened in iforgo

[toxic sundial]

Alright

[final cedar]

Saudi consulate

[toxic sundial]

I go back to sleep

Ping me if surrae gets shot or hired

[placid sail]

somehow I feel like brainfart folk are more grey hats at best

[atomic crane]

dont say that so loud

[final cedar]

had to read up on it because of how wild that whole story was

fucking BBQ after cremating

[atomic crane]

i may or may not have metasploit running on kali rn 😏

[tidal trellis]

yeah don't get jailed

[solar obsidian]

clip that, chat

[remote vine]

😔 🙏

[atomic crane]

i still cant believe he's goon

[tidal trellis]

so how is everyone doing I just woke up

[final cedar]

thinking about throwing some steaks on the barbie

[atomic crane]

i'm awake at 2 AM

[toxic sundial]

Surrae jail speedrun

[atomic crane]

watching world of warcraft

[toxic sundial]

4am

[atomic crane]

you're not gonna believe this but a guy called flop just appeared in the wow video im watching

[solar obsidian]

not sure why would you treat your dolls like that

[river zealot]

Privet

[placid sail]

middle eastern trying to be subtle at assassinating a journalist
extra large oven capable of withstanding cremation heat

[atomic crane]

why would they need to be subtle anyway

[placid sail]

[atomic crane]

they run the country dont they

[tidal trellis]

totally me

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/keep-your-voice-down-shh-quiet-takeshi-kovacs-joel-kinnaman-gif-15757283

[tidal trellis]

also classic or retail

[atomic crane]

altered carbon ❤️

[tidal trellis]

depending on your answer I might kill you or spare you

[atomic crane]

classic

[tidal trellis]

spared

[shell venture]

classic

[placid sail]

all of this happened on the territory of another country so kinda have to play it lowkey (or at least try to and fail spectacularly)

[atomic crane]

i'll one up you, it's classic hardcore

[tidal trellis]

oh hell yeah

[atomic crane]

the vid is just a shitload of duels

like duels to the death

[shell venture]

is sod still relevant ?

[tidal trellis]

if blizzard wasn't greedy and had subscriptions, I'd actually play classic with my friend

[atomic crane]

same

[shell venture]

b bbbut muh 2004 servers

[atomic crane]

i mald every day that WotLK was switched out for cataclysm

[toxic sundial]

Lol

[shell venture]

[atomic crane]

i will never be able to play wrath again

[shell venture]

you can

and it's even better

[tidal trellis]

I will never be able to play wrath

[atomic crane]

huh?

[tidal trellis]

I can't afford a wow subscription

[shell venture]

14 years playing wow
never payed a dime

[minor cypress]

Cobalt strike + metasploit integration

[toxic sundial]

wow talk

[shell venture]

private servers are out there

[atomic crane]

i googled it and found redditors saying theres no active wrath private servers

i gave up pretty quick

[shell venture]

warmane ?

[tidal trellis]

I just wanna play with my friend is that too much of a tall ask why blizzard..............

[shell venture]

you can play on warmane

still alive and well

[atomic crane]

i gotta look at warmane now

[shell venture]

wrath has the most servers out of any expansion

[atomic crane]

no fucking way dude, this private server can afford FIVE servers and blizzard cant run even one server for wrath

crazy

[shell venture]

as i said 14 years 0$

blizzard is just greedy af

[broken topaz]

Blizzard could

They just dont care

[shell venture]

i hope retail dies hard

[tidal trellis]

eh I can still play warcraft 3 at the very least

[shell venture]

you need to buy the game + expansion + syb

[tidal trellis]

even if I'm terrible with RTS

[shell venture]

then they put a fucking item shop in

[shell venture]

try reforged

[tidal trellis]

we're not playing this game

[atomic crane]

they put level 60 boosts in classic lmao

[shell venture]

it's the game that made me lost all the hype i ever had for any game

[atomic crane]

spitting on vanilla's grave

[shell venture]

the put tokens in wrath

[atomic crane]

if you buy level 60 the entire game is basically null

they put the boosts in vanilla classic didnt they?

with an expansion there's at least the excuse that players want to experience the new content ASAP

with vanilla, what is the excuse lmao

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[placid sail]

@minor cypress great news, you may soon have an opportunity to hack a goat or a cow

https://interestingengineering.com/science/internet-of-animals-wildlife-secret

[deep topaz]

i think the burger i had for dinner was bad

stummy hurt

ass hurt

[atomic crane]

i read this in an indian voice for some reason

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-gay-frogs-gif-13621889

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on White hat

[solar obsidian]

again speaking Elvish

tsk tsk

[atomic crane]

white hat hax0rz are basically da good guys

get paid to find holes in company security for example

[gleaming grove]

@sage rover

[crimson flame]

holes? 😳

[solar obsidian]

ah, i see

[sage rover]

This is how I was made

[gleaming grove]

I kno

[sage rover]

Factory approved

[placid sail]

ah it's once again ликбез time for delight

write it down son

[solar obsidian]

@coarse bear
#╟❓general-offtopic message

[atomic crane]

dude im so excited

i could just

YIPPEE!

[tidal trellis]

sweet sally, the hell is that

[gleaming grove]

A rat

[placid sail]

white hat - do not touch vulnerabilities without owner's explicit approval
black hat - do whatever the fuck they want, steal shit, malicious activities etc
grey hat - can hack your ass without asking but won't abuse it and would probably propose to fix vulnerability for a small fee

[atomic crane]

BY SIGMAR

red hat - 😈

[placid sail]

in other words

[placid sail]

cybersec is a bunch of stinky larpers

[gleaming grove]

Cyberpunk?

Those gonks are dedicated ya kno

[atomic crane]

uh yeah it's a miserable existence, thats why we get paid so much

(we get paid like shit)

[gleaming grove]

Never seen such choom can put on such a biz like it

[solar obsidian]

hmm, i guess i'd stand on the gray hats

[solar obsidian]

thank you for the explanation 🤝

[atomic crane]

i cant wait to level my male undead rogue on wrath of the bitch king

for sylvanas... the old sylvanas, not girlboss treeburner...

[atomic crane]

guys, undead rogue or human warrior

shit... i could also do warlock or mage

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-black-kid-recycle-emoji-gif-24844131

[coarse bear]

I really got you there

[placid sail]

huge car accident

[minor cypress]

I give it a week before we have roaming flocks of geese hosting a botnet

[atomic crane]

trust the science

[minor cypress]

Security term: White hat = break things for good. Grey hat = we do a little trolling but may mean well. Black hat=here to cause trouble

Ah im late lol

[atomic crane]

white hat = good intentions, pure methods
grey hat = good intentions, dubious methods
black hat = bad intentions, any method

[placid sail]

"the cyberattack on our equipment came from a herd of buffalos"

[solar obsidian]

finally someone explaided it. waited for so long. thank you

[atomic crane]

we're gonna get a few more definitions

in here for you

[lusty sonnet]

delight with the good ol' "cant type anymore"

[solar obsidian]

wdym?

[lusty sonnet]

"waited for so land"

[minor cypress]

Tard hat=the 12 year old is listening to breakcore, just finished watching the matrix, and just installed kali and is running a hail mary on everything

[atomic crane]

white hat = 😊
grey hat =
black hat = 😈

[solar obsidian]

where?

[atomic crane]

we call that a script kiddie

[lusty sonnet]

edit "explaided" as well

[atomic crane]

hearing my college professors use the term script kiddie was a trip, man.

[solar obsidian]

i only had to add the dot at the end

[atomic crane]

script kiddie is what me and my dumb friends called each other in 2010-2011 griefing on minecraft

[minor cypress]

Same. The only thing worse is the cringe crossover between cybersec terminology and military lingo

[solar obsidian]

ten-four.

[atomic crane]

what, you dont like the 400-level course called cyber warfare?

cyber threat intelligence... 😎

[lusty sonnet]

"SITREP about the breach ASAP!"

[minor cypress]

Brother, this is not a "war room", we are in a office eating stale dominoes trying to find out how janice from accounting got ransomware

[atomic crane]

cyber kill chain

cyber kill chain cyber kill chain

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-meme-cringe-imagine-gif-23477312

Cyber warriors

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

[lusty sonnet]

Palo Alto's XSOAR has a War Room tab for incidents

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/puke-sick-messy-gif-14520737

[atomic crane]

defending the cyber landscape

[minor cypress]

I know, its cozy lol

Cringe naming but cozy

[lusty sonnet]

true the naming could be better

in our case it's flooded with playbook stuff

[atomic crane]

im gonna be the piece of shit in the corner of the SOC playing world of warcraft classic

the SOC btw

[lusty sonnet]

"it's in the war room"
Mfer where?? Next to the 200 other logs??

[atomic crane]

🤢

[river zealot]

2 more months and 17 days

[minor cypress]

Me at the home office with a tablet hooked up to steam link and a bluetooth controller adapter

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/lngUYDhzsWM?si=hw3XIwH2sryYk6mR @grizzled meadow

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow

[minor cypress]

"ALCON,

BLUF: Read attachment.

this meeting could could have been an email.

God there is nothing more cringe than ex intel military dudes going private sector and bringing the acronym soup with them

FYSA: Shits fucked

[lusty sonnet]

hit him with the "YES, [his rank or whatever]"

[minor cypress]

Worse

[low atlas]

I lived.

[minor cypress]

Just reply "Ack'd"

[low atlas]

But I got rinsed a little for breaking the rules, and they told me to write a report on what I did so they know how to patch it, I offered to solve it myself and they told me to just propose it and one of their guys will do it

[minor cypress]

See, it went just like we said lol

The real punishment is writing documentation

[low atlas]

My mentor tried to hide the fact that he's entertained by the matter but the manager was there so they had to lock in

I think, anyways

[minor cypress]

Ah so you have a good mentor

[low atlas]

my manager is an ass so I'm surprised I didn't get my shit rocked

[minor cypress]

"LOL bro no way the intern ran sql injection on prod. How the fuck did they not notice that? "

[atomic crane]

"Copy."

[lusty sonnet]

Surrae: "do I get a bug bounty prize?"
them: "you're not getting a fucking ass whooping, that's what you get"

[low atlas]

man if I were doing bug bounties I'd have gotten better results fuck y'all

[atomic crane]

maybe you should do bug bounties then

meanwhile im doing nothing but the coursework

i'm ready for the 2 years of IT->sysadmin prof.dev

[minor cypress]

Be extra cheeky and include the OWASP documentation on what you did

https://owasp.org/www-project-web-security-testing-guide/latest/4-Web_Application_Security_Testing/07-Input_Validation_Testing/05-Testing_for_SQL_Injection

[atomic crane]

owasp zap was a blast to use

[low atlas]

Yess that's the plan

Funnily enough I was researching on owasp before this

Like a week ago

and I was like hmm let's run this bitch through the guantlwt

[minor cypress]

[low atlas]

Next week we do xss 😈

[low atlas]

Tbh I'll ask for permission

I might be able to do smth about this

[minor cypress]

Just rest easy knowing the ultimate burdeon falls on their shit devs

You were just the bearer of bad news

[atomic crane]

they're like "shit, we actually have to secure that now"

[minor cypress]

Please tell me it wasn't as simple as " or ""="

[low atlas]

the masculine urge to troll rn

[atomic crane]

command injection through text field

[placid sail]

that boy is really getting his hands chopped off

[low atlas]

It was pretty much this yeah

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-typing-hacking-computer-codes-gif-17417874

Surrae starting up burp suite be like

[low atlas]

I love how

Everytime my mentor came up to me and I had kali booted

He'd say 'did you hack us already?'

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[atomic crane]

on your internship's admin board?

thats embarrasing

[placid sail]

he's getting enabled

rise of al-hackini

[atomic crane]

i cut my teeth on that exact attack in school, those poor bastards

[low atlas]

It wasn't that, I went into the external website and found it via robots

[minor cypress]

5 stages of grief:
Nah no way this works
Jesus fuck it worked
Ok well surely they have better protection, right?
Oh god internship over
Nah, i'll be fine.

[atomic crane]

zap ❤️

[minor cypress]

I'm betting money on hardcoded credentials next

[atomic crane]

lmao imagine if you were able to find the admin part of the site through the directory

[low atlas]

I tried admin admin

I'm glad it didn't work

Or I'd start demanding payment

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/gzFEVAqdnLL.gif

[atomic crane]

admin
password

[low atlas]

Wanna find out?

[minor cypress]

Hold on, what industry are they in? Medical, tech, consulting, legal, etc?

[low atlas]

Oh dear

They are a cybersec consultancy

[minor cypress]

This smells of medical or legal

Oh

No

[low atlas]

They secure ppls shit

[placid sail]

seems like they "try" to secure people's shit

[atomic crane]

if they keep any info on hand from clients it would be a pretty major breach to have credentials of any kind

[minor cypress]

This just sounds like Ymir and boris bought a nessus license and charge out the ass for reports.

[low atlas]

I know they have quotation requests, but I don't know if they place any sensitive data

[atomic crane]

REAL

[minor cypress]

Time to ask your mentor if they do internal auditing or contract out

[placid sail]

on the plus side, young and enterprising lad like surrae would be able to open his own shit cybersec basement in no time with competition like that

[low atlas]

I've seen the portal they use, originally I was thinking about messing with that, buti think if I did that I'd be decapitated

[low atlas]

I think he doesn't wanna see my face for a few days

But why would that matter may I ask?

[low atlas]

real....

i mean tbh what I did wasn't impressive

But it's impressive that they lived this long with that gaping hole

[placid sail]

exactly my point, if you were able to fuck around like that with the stuff of supposed local experts on the matter, seems like they're not that sharp at all

[tidal trellis]

congrats

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2DhAqGQVETocVdSP0XhC6L?si=ZfYFaBNFRqSTwOIhb457vg

BANJO METALLLLLL

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[eager igloo]

Hi benzina

[low atlas]

we'll see, I don't know if I wanna be in this country when I get employed eitherway but we'll see

[lusty sonnet]

any country of preference you got?

[low atlas]

Unsure to be honest, I know the states is quite serious about the matter

but living in the states is iffy

[lusty sonnet]

the states is just iffy

[low atlas]

mhm

i did want to go to canada for a long time ever since i was a kid, but the state of the country right now....yeah

nowhere i can think of is good

[tidal trellis]

bit out of the loop. what is happening rn?

I don't keep up with the news

[low atlas]

Look at the housing prices

it makes new york look like a joke

[tidal trellis]

ah

so it'll cripple you money wise

[eager igloo]

Immidiately goes for new york

Most expensive place in universe

[low atlas]

what

[lusty sonnet]

housing places everywhere are kinda shit

[solar obsidian]

can someone create a script that blocks @stone blade's schizo messages and only shows his awesome minecraft builds and some of his dank memes, please? thank you 🤝

[lusty sonnet]

even where i'm at

[minor cypress]

Because that low hanging of a fruit should have been found in a report. If its contracted out, their dudes suck. Plus its a good opportunity to be a good curious intern and get a showcase of their internal processes and how they do vuln management.

[lusty sonnet]

just block him :)

[eager igloo]

Reading comprehension broke

[minor cypress]

Then segway into maybe being supervised and testing those tools you like

[solar obsidian]

i dont want to outright do it

[tidal trellis]

Immidiately

[lusty sonnet]

necessary evil

[low atlas]

I see, my initial training is finishing soon, so im gonna be either working on projects alongside them or maybe doing this, so i actually might ask and see whats the what

good advice

[stone blade]

well thank you for calling my builds awesome

[low atlas]

I kind of want to fully pivot into this and try and convince them to make me work on the foundations of the company's security with them, but being an intern, they'll probably consider me a future risk

@minor cypress

[tidal trellis]

what

[stone blade]

So you flirt with men from '95 to '98?

I see.

[low atlas]

yeah, but i feel like moving into a new country AND getting new housing....so much risk, I don't know if I dare to potentially send myself into freefall like that

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair tbh

[low atlas]

I feel like my main point at the moment is trying to carve a way into a country via work, so I guess it's throwing a pin at the globe and seeing what gets me hired

I was thinking about Singapore, singapore is really nice

'Stable' is the word

[solar obsidian]

[river zealot]

Finally someone gets it

[solar obsidian]

im the CEO of satire ||(that was satire too)||

[minor cypress]

Nah, more like a moldable person thats just curious enough to train up. Just show them you're curious, hungry to learn more, follow instructions and document well. Actually, use their "punishment" of documenting a finding to go over the top with an assessment. Include the exploit, how you found it, assessment of risk, mention how it affects the CIA triad, implications of further compromise, access needed to perform the attack, owasp documentation and best practices, logs, photos, etc.

Got access to their SIEM and firewall logs? Grab screenshots of your requests, give em a full play by play of how things look on your end vs logs on tools ends so their blue team knows how to identify

(I fucking hope they know what sql injection looks like and the web devs aren't also the security team)

/ wot

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[crimson flame]

web devs aren't also the security team

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/714021183627984937/882284043733975101/kel-omori.gif?ex=66d7d24c&is=66d680cc&hm=c9e844c727f9dda761c39ae8b607d0a187a09a35197e4077a15193013df62af0&

[tidal trellis]

how wholesome

[green schooner]

yes

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/if-only-you-knew-how-bad-things-really-were-sad-rain-monkey-gif-17444491

[green schooner]

I just woke up and realized

I had like 3 hours of sleep

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @tidal trellis @sage rover @coarse bear @inland jackal @lone cedar @fresh rose @flint jacinth

[tidal trellis]

what he say

[sage rover]

ngl this looks good

[tidal trellis]

unfortunate

[stone blade]

that "oha" came from the soul

[green schooner]

Energy drinks

[final cedar]

any of you into sewing? with a machine I mean

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-sunny-blink-gif-21518336

[stone blade]

no

my mom is

[tidal trellis]

I don't think it is

[final cedar]

does she make stuff like clothes?

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951972847675387989/1258860680547668088/GIF_20240705_165222_602.gif

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-gif-6525378798534810671

[tidal trellis]

rude

[pastel quartz]

I found a dick shaped soap, I thought it was a dildo and it started to foam after I licked it multiple times. Foam and funny taste made me realise it was a dick shaped soap not a dildo

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

at the moment no

[final cedar]

first impulse is to lick the dick shaped object

[minor cypress]

Wife crochets and all i know is none of that carries over to sewing

[eager igloo]

Brainfart insanity hours

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-skull-skull-skull-spinning-spin-spinning-gif-9100477621967381038

[pastel quartz]

Yess

[final cedar]

what's crocheting again? Is that the thing with the big needles for scarfs and stuff?

[low atlas]

They haven't given me access to their SIEM but I've been setting up my own with their instructions sadly, I would be hella willing to actually look at their own SIEM and understand how it all worked out on their end

But I am willing to go overboard on this yeah, I just hope they don't lock me out via corporate bullshit and protocol

[minor cypress]

Yeah the string and hooks

[low atlas]

And space, the entire team who made the website all quit for a better job

[pastel quartz]

Nobody became uncanny, my joke is failed brainfurt must die

[low atlas]

[wraith osprey]

you are not helping yourself with the omori gifs
you need a rebrand my friend

[eager igloo]

Do I go to a work meeting or run into the woods and never come back

[low atlas]

Run

[deep topaz]

woods

[eager igloo]

Wtf is omori

[tidal trellis]

its a good game

[shell venture]

gae game

[final cedar]

gamma has duty, also gae?

[wraith osprey]

and such toughts are why you are a twink

dont you also think that about hazbin hotel?

[shell venture]

le indie game that is about depression

[minor cypress]

Oh so its that level of joever. Doesn't hurt to ask the siem dudes for exports of log searches of your sql injections for the report. Nah, your hands are clean now. SOC dudes are just happy they know where traffic came from, and web team is pissed they have another thing to fix. All is right in the world.

[eager igloo]

Is the depression gae

[wraith osprey]

yes

[shell venture]

depression is gae

[wraith osprey]

read my bio

[final cedar]

my fucked up brain could never handle that kind of repetitive work

must take days to make a proper piece of fabric

[eager igloo]

I meant that specific depression in game but okay

[wraith osprey]

all depression is gae

[shell venture]

from that statement you can conclude that depression from that game is indeed gae

[wraith osprey]

dont be depressed

lift heavy rock

kill woman
whatever makes you happy

[tidal trellis]

surprised you don't know

[final cedar]

if it's a site for business crap like making orders then the chance of someone monitoring traffic approaches 0, isn't it like that globally?

logistics having notoriously bad security

[low atlas]

ty for advice wise man though, I'll see if anything comes out of it

[eager igloo]

Wow, just because i like women doesn't mean I played every gae game

[tidal trellis]

no is that it was popular for while

[low atlas]

doesn't that make you straight?

[tidal trellis]

so thought you'd know

[shell venture]

semi bisexual

[low atlas]

you got the right idea

[fresh rose]

now thats a fire ass breakfast

[final cedar]

I like women too

[eager igloo]

Not down with the kids anymore

[fresh rose]

DAILY EVENT

@tidal trellis hello twink

[low atlas]

@fresh rose TWINK

[fresh rose]

or would one say
tlop

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008802616500818041/1278886761501819014/6522736867fb4e2e974a9852eb3966c3.mov?ex=66d7b59c&is=66d6641c&hm=aafe4c72ae31faaeb0ff3c43b7401d713d11ddcd38bec942814f08f16b705c28&

[tidal trellis]

thanks surrae

[wraith osprey]

powerful image

[low atlas]

Twink

[tidal trellis]

nvm

[low atlas]

I'm not your friend

Always remember that

No one is

[tidal trellis]

back on the kill list you go

[low atlas]

If you get comfortable you will be trolled

[eager igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492787310534852618/1280368110934954088/caption-2.gif

[pastel quartz]

Dude send me friend request please

[fresh rose]

[tidal trellis]

are these claims factual

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-is-this-your-card-gif-8397347924124011725

[low atlas]

Refer to the above

if you get comfortable you will be trolled

No matter the person

[tidal trellis]

why though

[low atlas]

It's life

Julius Caesar was comfortable

Look how he got trolled

What makes you an exception

[fresh rose]

this gif is fucking awesome and I love it

[lusty sonnet]

he got turned into a salad

[fresh rose]

we call flop twink not because we hate him but because he reacts to it

[tidal trellis]

poor guy

[low atlas]

I kept telling him this

[low atlas]

And he goes 'youre right'

And keeps doing it

[eager igloo]

Have one with sound

[wraith osprey]

he reacts to it in a twink way

[fresh rose]

he likes being called twink

thats the only logical answer

[minor cypress]

No prob, i don't mind it. Shit keeps me entertained

[eager igloo]

#🚽сральня🚽

[sly flame]

wait i have no access to that file

[wraith osprey]

hello brinfart
what does this mean?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232763534665056301/1280446971626389546/Screenshots_2024-09-03-04-37-30.png

[low atlas]

This you?

[minor cypress]

GMOs in the water bringing phat asses back. Life good

[deep topaz]

i know this is really out of place

but why the hell do healing potions have such horribly long cooldowns in WoW

[wraith osprey]

[deep topaz]

5 minutes for 60 HP???

when I can eat a steak for like a second and get over 100?

[final cedar]

[naive bison]

phone radiation gives you a fat ass

[low atlas]

to be honest I've been hitting a major block on this shit, I'm glad I got this because I wanna learn this shit even more

[tidal trellis]

cause blizzard doesn't like you

[wraith osprey]

smaller phone bigger ass

life good

[low atlas]

I wanted to get straight into pentesting but idk, you think it's even possible for pentest as an entry level thing? I think not but I figured I'd ask

Because honestly SOC is sleeper asf for me

I'm only doing it to understand and cover the most ground

[deep topaz]

it just does not make sense

potions are dogshit

[solar obsidian]

yes

[solar obsidian]

everybody is meaner 2 me each year 💔

[eager igloo]

Im surrounded by insane people

[low atlas]

@eager igloo guess what

[eager igloo]

Its like mental hospital all over again

[storm stream]

"everyone around me is insane, not me!!"

[tidal trellis]

idk, I'm pretty sane

[low atlas]

sentences made up by the utterly deranged

[eager igloo]

Hi pretty sane

[tidal trellis]

Greetings

[lusty sonnet]

twinksane

[low atlas]

@eager igloo guess what

[tidal trellis]

do you mind, trying to pass the time without dying from being bored!!!

[low atlas]

@tidal trellis guess what

[tidal trellis]

chicken butt

[low atlas]

Kill yourself

[tidal trellis]

HAHAHAHA

[storm stream]

Dong cleaning sesh

[lusty sonnet]

go play minecraft

[final cedar]

so what's the suicide rate for helpers?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bY5LW.gif

[tidal trellis]

I don't wanna

[solar obsidian]

welcome back, maja

[tidal trellis]

[final cedar]

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[tidal trellis]

oh

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-gif-6525378798534810671

[wraith osprey]

A good start
but why stop at 30-40%

[minor cypress]

The real redpill is Pentesting is ultimately boring, filled with reports, undermanned, niche and restrained unless you're into it heavily, and the matrix lied to you. SOC is the ground floor of security. From there, you specialize into tools, different aspects(Strictly networks, Firewall, application/web security/vuln mgmt/compliance, etc.) Pentesting is gonna be upper level anyways, gotta do the legwork to get there. No one wants dudes manning offensive security tools not knowing basics.

[low atlas]

I figured it is that way, in the sense that it is filled with reports, and I know for sure that I'll have to be very experienced to even get into it, but honestly, eh. I am learning SOC one way or the other, I figured I'd need to know how that field works before attempting to go 'against it' so to speak, but I think it's awkward to learn SOC without....actually hands on experience, simulations can only do so much. I plan on getting into network/web-security if I do stick to the SOC path.

[upper shore]

pentesting in question:

[storm stream]

@toxic sundial actually G36 yipee

From a 70yr old gun to a 35? yr old one

Or 45

[low atlas]

and honestly, writing reports is unavoidable in most cases, I think that comes with the field

[lusty sonnet]

for my case I'd rather do SOC work than pentesting. My vision drastically changed from red teaming to blue teaming

[low atlas]

What made you think so?

[lusty sonnet]

imo SOC is more fun, interacting with customers, seeing the type of utter SHITE and bs people do, the occasional report when shit goes south

cba to do pentesting as I get no enjoyment from it

customer hits us up with a "can you detect X or Y?". Then we make detections for it

[final cedar]

well most the people here are at a solid 50% so ...

[minor cypress]

Same. Redteaming is flashy and fun buried in reports. Blueteam can be boring and mundane, but more interactive.

[minor cypress]

Sell your soul, go work in GRC compliance and stack bricks

[deep topaz]

What do I do if feddy fazbar is at my bedroom door

[lusty sonnet]

I'd rather take the mundane and boring side instead of the hellscape that is finding zero things when doing a pentest

mentally that shit gnaws at you

[minor cypress]

Doesn't this hellscape look so fun

[low atlas]

thats something that always scared me honestly

and probs one of the main reasons i'd avoid pentesting

[lusty sonnet]

add text here

[low atlas]

its like chasing ghosts

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

like SQLi and XSS is fun and shit like that but it ain't fun after you tried 100 different SQLis

i'm also that guy that kinda likes looking at logs for some reason

[tidal trellis]

GRC?

[low atlas]

i get where you're coming from, it started growing on me a little too

[minor cypress]

Get alert. Check logs. Nothing user bound. Check logs again, only see mystery dns traffic. Check again, realize its a mobile device and no MDM solution. Cry silently hours later realizing its just bullshit MX record lookups and not magical C2 fuckery.

[lusty sonnet]

I take that shit as well

document it and classify it

[low atlas]

the thing is, like, maybe its just learning SOC that seems utterly fucking mind-numbing, but it feels that a lot of the things I'm learning are easily forgettable

[minor cypress]

Government risk compliance management. Very dry mundane clerical stuff that pays well

[low atlas]

while the things that I've done in pentesting seems to have stuck in my head a lot

[tidal trellis]

oh so death by bordem while being paid well

[lusty sonnet]

SOC for me was like "here 10 different tools, have fun"

[tidal trellis]

doesn't sound that bad

[minor cypress]

The difference between good and bad soc is forgetting things and writing shit reports like "Uhh, traffic happened causing the alert thats why the alert happened." With no insight or RCA.

And not knowing how to use tools together + knowing enough to give an accurate timeline to Who, what, when, where, why something happens.

[lusty sonnet]

"it's an FP, trust"
nuh uh, I aint trusting your word

[minor cypress]

Just drooling and going "uhhh, logs say this so thats what happened"

[lusty sonnet]

SOC + all the different tools + google/reddit

shit is fun most of the time

[minor cypress]

The only dopamine i get is when actual SHTF alerts, and the thrill of automating laziness and not telling a soul

[low atlas]

i aint sure how to feel honestly, I guess i'll stop overthinking it for now and just walk the beaten path till I have to do something about it

[lusty sonnet]

SHTF alerts are an adrenaline rush

"Pentest going on"
"one of ours?"
"...no?"

[minor cypress]

[lusty sonnet]

better document every single thing that pentester touches

[minor cypress]

"Uhhh, that IP range is from Mandiant/cisa/IBM/provider tools, right?"

[lusty sonnet]

"Microsoft IP, that's safe"

C-level dude be like: "hmmm that wetransfer, I don't like it but I dunno how we can prevent our employees from using it"

"... firewall block? Defender block?"

[rancid garnet]

@solar obsidian why are you in my shorts 😭 And since when did you become a pizza?

[pastel quartz]

I guess I need to go to prostitues in romania

Time to be monke

[minor cypress]

Meanwhile i want to strangle whoever decided browser notifications from the desktop was a good idea

[lusty sonnet]

think there's a long waiting line for that

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859192962537226290/1280173929025241118/GWcAwYiXMAAaCGZ.jpg?ex=66d7c721&is=66d675a1&hm=d4a31c3924238ffcf58672613f04da26a3a8fe1c015e4d1f7342b862eaac259f&

[eager igloo]

Sorry I didn't attend the meeting, I had technical difficulites (I was so drunk I was unable to click join button)

[granite talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1280492053578383502/car3-1.mp4?ex=66d846a7&is=66d6f527&hm=fad69f817fa4de955793b461f54e02a8c414557b59a20b1e185a6c1e1ee8e60a&

[lapis zinc]

real ones remember when lead was in gasoline

[storm stream]

there is still lead in gasoline (aviation fuel)

[broken topaz]

ITS HARD TO SAY THAT ID RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN IM ASLEEP

[granite talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1280483597215862837/Screenshot_2024-02-09-14-35-121.png?ex=66d83ec7&is=66d6ed47&hm=df47dcbca843a4b4fd2a888bf27d1ff5ae734c3114b29f9ee29049713efbe060&

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @stone blade https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1280357012085149718/Snapinsta.app_video_564D5D1E999FC31B6E987EAF3F79FFA5_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=66d7c8e3&is=66d67763&hm=97f8fe00933062b9c9c8e09c2fe076b6819e8fb7e7227af6ec8237c66bac37e3&

[final cedar]

how much caffeine a day you think is your record?

Like 600mg?

[heavy peak]

not enough to cause a heart attack

[final cedar]

what does a monster have?

I'll use Ivan as a benchmark

[frail scaffold]

CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEMS

[final cedar]

160mg per 500ml? so around 900mg overall?

[pastel quartz]

160 per 500 ml

[frail scaffold]

Usually like 250 in a can from what i see

Idk how big the can is

[pastel quartz]

I have 75 ones in here you lucky bastards

[pastel quartz]

Niceee

Caffeine overdose is fun

[frail scaffold]

Celsius has 250mg i know that

[pastel quartz]

It makes you realise too much caffeine can kill you

[tidal trellis]

I mean, too much of anything can kill you

[pastel quartz]

Romania busses are full of plastic bimbos

[final cedar]

What, like 1.5g for someone without tolerance

[pastel quartz]

You will get a heart attack for sure

[final cedar]

if you're down bad you can probably get away with 4g over a day

[pastel quartz]

Lets abuse caffeine to bust this myth

[final cedar]

50-200mg per kg

5.5-22g within 4h

[coarse bear]

[final cedar]

can you imagine

"safe"
we talking ld50

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/937588.mp4

[frail scaffold]

Caffeine never worked for me

I just get jittery and crash after a couple hours

[gleaming falcon]

live from steam headquarters

[placid sail]

[placid sail]

so old my date of birth isn't even in

[eager igloo]

2006

[drowsy solstice]

On my way to drink 2 litres of energy drink

[placid sail]

I still haven't come to terms with the fact that people born after 2000 are not babies anymore

[fading shuttle]

[placid sail]

and some are even adults already

[eager igloo]

2006 are 18yo this year

[pastel quartz]

Oh god we are doomed

[pastel quartz]

Oh hell nah

I don't have time for child

Milf are da best

[eager igloo]

Also two hours to respond ti hi

[pastel quartz]

They make you a breakfast, they know everything they are like real persona

[eager igloo]

Youve been on Agile meeting again

[gleaming falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1280088193219297333/FB_IMG_1725220603943.png?ex=66d82008&is=66d6ce88&hm=fb40ca2292843bc8377109bb8576a977c660787549e73a184c9efeeff33f5af0&

[placid sail]

better, I had a nap

[eager igloo]

Slacking

[placid sail]

it's not slacking, I am relatively free right now

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/makoto-gif-16464771457396369320

[placid sail]

my work is often either working to the point of overtime or barely any work at all

situational, in other words

[eager igloo]

Working hard or hardly working

[placid sail]

today's the latter, thankfully

[naive bison]

his ass is NOT GAMING

[tidal trellis]

eternal slumber

[flint jacinth]

LUK SE JEDE U KOMADIH, FAK JES

im proud

[broken topaz]

Literally 1984

New ID requires fingerprints

[flint jacinth]

welcome to EU

[placid sail]

reclaim your foreskin

[broken topaz]

Wasn't mandatory on my last ID

:c

"it's only saved locally on the chip in the card"

Sure sure and the BND doesnt commit crimes on german soil

[flint jacinth]

oh yes surely the device that scans for it doesnt have an internal temporary cache of some sort

[broken topaz]

Im sure the government saves it illegally in a data bank somewhere anyway

[flint jacinth]

id understand feet prints, but what kinda sicko saves fingerprints is beyond me

[broken topaz]

Real

[final cedar]

Can't imagine anything more dreadful than military police in brazil

Bolpe would be worse still probably

[final cedar]

pretty sure the german gov doesn't store data like that illegally

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[final cedar]

they let the us and uk do it for them

[broken topaz]

Lol

I got a guy at the BND to admit to committing widespread crimes against the german population

[final cedar]

if it's stored outside the EU the GDPR don't cover it

[eager igloo]

Data is stored in the balls

[final cedar]

guy at the BND? They tail you for 6 months after application with focused screening of coms, I doubt a dude getting through that would spread state secrets

[broken topaz]

I was at the BND headquarters

Lol

[final cedar]

worked there?

[broken topaz]

Nop

[final cedar]

well?

[broken topaz]

I was there for a tour

And we had some fairly important higher up drop in to answer questions

[final cedar]

would you trust anything a spook tells you?

[broken topaz]

And I asked questions already knowing the answers

[broken topaz]

If he willingly admits to his Organisation commiting crimes yea

Not like he has a benefit from that

[final cedar]

what if that's a psyop?

[broken topaz]

To distract from even worse crimes

[final cedar]

spread some rumors of crimes committed to shift focus from real shit they done

yeah exactly

[broken topaz]

Unfortunately they do their job very well usually

So you dont hear much about them

Or

They don't do anything

¯_(ツ)_/¯

They also really dont take care of their informants apparently

[final cedar]

I don't even want to know or get involved in that sector of government

shit makes you schizo frfr

[broken topaz]

I should do some pen testing

On the BND

[flint jacinth]

that better stand for big natural donkers

[broken topaz]

Sure

[final cedar]

Would be cool if they did a yearly round up of success stories

judging how the last big thing was a guy selling intel in 2022 there wasn't much noise

[broken topaz]

" Successfully tortured chinese informant"

[final cedar]

Imagine a tiny chinese fellow with very broken german and heavy accent in the briefing room

named Johann Schmidt or something

Maxwell Mustermann

[broken topaz]

I knew a thai guy

named Jan Schmidt

always threw off our teachers

[final cedar]

man, we had a guy with asian parents born and raised here being the most boet mf you can imagine and new teachers would always ask where he's from. Response was always "here" with annoyed attitude

so yeah I get it

[lofty sand]

Bruh

[solar obsidian]

im pizza

[lofty sand]

You can now play PS3 games on your phone wtf

[low atlas]

who revived u

[flint jacinth]

gypsy king

[low atlas]

ivan?

[solar coral]

Hi queers

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

The military commo > cyber/intel > psyop division pipeline is real. Just drone strike people for a while

[final cedar]

I'm really happy getting into the air defense reserve, people there are just the right amount of cynical knowing full well if we ever see active combat it's either shitty soviet planes or ICBMs - so either let the computer turn off the blinky radar signals or it don't matter anyways

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1018351134953447534.webp

[solar coral]

The finland

I wish finland was fake

[narrow lotus]

eyyy i made the cut

[fresh rose]

Damn, the game my summer car got a huge graphics update

It literally looks like real life

[flint jacinth]

teemos looks better ingame ngl

[river zealot]

Old man

[pastel quartz]

literaly

old

mangy stinky sloppy

dried out

fossilised

wrinkled

[solar obsidian]

[shadow wyvern]

martincitoposting

[pastel quartz]

whats with all the k's

also you should of said whats up kweers

[low atlas]

got your license plate

expect police to deliver pizzas to your door

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/my-summer-car-teimo-msc-spirtys-gif-14839372434329682129

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597370090484269062/1280290295270998088/wl3sto.mp4?ex=66d78ac1&is=66d63941&hm=1dde42f6d53fa54f25e345e425ea765ee33f86a59f53355cbb3b83861ae184c7&

[solar coral]

queer

mart is jerma prime

also

first deshitdent

[slender rock]

Greer*

[solar coral]

sending you to groom lake

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/darwin-shut-up-monkey-داروين-شت-اب-مونكي-شت-اب-مونكي-shut-up-monkey-gif-10639016290171359861

[slender rock]

Can't do shit bro

[solar coral]

Ape********************

[primal rapids]

Apes together strong

[solar coral]

oo oo aa aa

nvm thats seizure edition

[slender rock]

I'll show you a bigger stick

[primal rapids]

Good old Rubiconian handshake

[solar coral]

lemme find my actual pvp clips

[pastel quartz]

le rasisme

[solar coral]

[primal rapids]

Ow, that nostalgia every time I hear Someone is Always Moving on the Surface

[solar coral]

the REAL plin plin plon

surprised you didnt recognize "20 million..." in the last clip

i wish they did a remix of Somebody and/or remember in disk 3

[primal rapids]

Oh, I did, I just don't have as much nostalgia for it because Someone is Always Moving is the title track and I rarely go for the genocide route

[solar coral]

gotcha haha

i will never get remember out of my head, that ending was fucking haunting

[primal rapids]

S-ranking the Hard version of genocide route is such a fun time, fighting FIVE FUCKING NEXTS

[solar coral]

yeah you are NOT the good guy 😭

at least in armored core 6 theres some moral ambiguity

in ACFA you just go "but what if, hypothetically, i murdered everyone"

[primal rapids]

I mean, I don't really see Fires of Raven as a good ending in any way.

[solar coral]

anyone who does is retarded but you know what i mean

like, did they just not play the 3rd ending

coral collapse doesnt happen w/o a trigger

[primal rapids]

Like, even disregarding the whole genocide route, the fucking feels when you have to fight the voice in your head that calls you studmuffin.

Though Breach the Karman Line will always be one of my favorite missions.

[craggy wigeon]

Its saturday not monday

[solar coral]

also did you ever realize how balteus' theme is actually ayre's theme?

[primal rapids]

I mean it is literally called Contact with You

[solar coral]

yeah lmfao

idk why people think its for balteus

[low atlas]

good lord

[storm stream]

Boet?

[solar coral]

and if that wasnt enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmYZUphNFIs

[primal rapids]

Also, fuck Arquebus Balteus

[solar coral]

play with japanese so you can hear snail scream in fucking agony

[primal rapids]

"I AM ARQUEBUS AAAAAAAUUUGH"

[solar coral]

I hope we get a DLC with the disk 3 soundtrack

[placid sail]

god is good

[solar coral]

the english dub scream is underwhelming compared to the sheer horror in the japanese dub 😭

[low atlas]

if one were to start with armored core, where would I begin

The last armored core I played was on the ps2

[primal rapids]

Armored Core 1. Obviously.

[solar coral]

AC1 if you played PS2

imo the best is ACFA

[low atlas]

i mean I was a kid I doubt I remember much about the game

[primal rapids]

In all seriousness, you don't really need to play the earliest games if they feel too old to you. There's not really a whole continuity and the gameplay changes often enough for it to not really be relevant.

[shadow wyvern]

nuh uh I'm so straight

ask my boyfriend

[solar coral]

AC6 is the best in terms of feel, obviously, but ACFA is the best gameplay wise for me

chainboosting my beloved

[shadow wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777597752799658018/1280159454821875764/image0.gif

[primal rapids]

And starting at AC4/A feels kinda disingenuous because that is NOT how AC's normally play, because NEXT's are on meth and adrenaline shots.

[solar coral]

last raven + 4th gen onwards are the miyazaki armored cores

it does show

but AC4's speed is def something i want to see return

at its core thats what armored core was to me, mech go fasty fast

[primal rapids]

Also, obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qha5o0UZiPE

[solar coral]

5th gen 🤢

AC6 is a great return to form, if not a bit too much like sekiro

but that makes sense considering who made it

[primal rapids]

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the ACS stagger system

[solar coral]

it makes parry blades viable, so i like it

[primal rapids]

I wish it was just more like earlier games' stability system.

[solar coral]

charged PB should be a 1 shot no matter what tbh

[primal rapids]

Like if you run an ultralight AC you SHOULD get insta-staggered by a grenade blast going off in your face

[solar coral]

charged PB, especially raw charged PB is the hardest thing to hit by a looong shot, that includes manual aim majestic

[solar coral]

generally you do, unless you run the funny part

the mpreg

[primal rapids]

I run full Nachtreiher except for Firmezia arms because NYOOOOM

[solar coral]

if you wanna be OP aswell and dont care if you look gregnant, titan qiang' is meta

https://armoredcore.fandom.com/wiki/DF-BD-08_TIAN-QIANG

[placid sail]

furries and mechs

[solar coral]

cry abt it

[primal rapids]

I want AC7 to let me pilot an ancient-ass Aaliyah just to flex

[solar coral]

at least i dont have a loli semen emblem

[placid sail]

the what

[solar coral]

AC VIsions of coral when

[solar coral]

gyrad knows

half the armored core fan base has moaning anime women with huge tits as their emblems

because they're gooners

just look what they did to merrygate

[low atlas]

armored goons

[solar coral]

and ayre

[placid sail]

michigan boys

[solar coral]

ayre is a fucking gas, not a big busty woman!!!!!!

do NOT give titties to my air girlfriend

[primal rapids]

The only emblem that matters

[low atlas]

people fetishized farts, ezon

fetishizing gas is the same

[solar coral]

<-

[river zealot]

what about fetishizing oil

crude oil

[placid sail]

also yeah a furry talking smack about fetishizing weird stuff is pretty rich

[river zealot]

oil up surrae

[low atlas]

I got some at home

You want?

[solar coral]

No im talking about people drawing ayre as a woman with tits

[primal rapids]

Coral is just incredibly spicy oil

[river zealot]

send

[solar coral]

coral is a sentient gas B)

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1235322319807975474/1108862500675530782.gif

[solar coral]

genuinely one of my favorite sci fi concepts

[low atlas]

no no my oil is not allowed across country

[solar coral]

sentient gasses/energy

[low atlas]

My oil is local

[river zealot]

uhhhh

i come dig ok

[placid sail]

and you are enjoying drawings of a shark/whatever the fuck thing with tits, so what's your high ground here

[low atlas]

i come dick ok