🎪bruh-fart

[fresh rose]

But he doesnt die with 6 of you shooting at him

And theres also 5 other enemies like whats the point

Cant run either cause his team just chases you

Wtf does valve want

[fading shuttle]

dont worry now he also has 20% bullet resistance at base ultimate now

[fresh rose]

I see valves vision in wanting to keep the game secret before

This game is liquid diarrhea quality

And they have no idea what theyre doing with the balance

[fading shuttle]

just so you get how much i dislike this games balancing, i went back to league after quitting deadlock

and im having fun

[fresh rose]

League is in its best period its been in since 2020

And thats just fact

Next year they said its gonna be even better

Rn they just have to nerf adcs and make them not the main win con

Game becomes great with 1 change

[fading portal]

Thank god I don’t play MOBAs

[slender rock]

I tried

I suck

😦

[craggy wigeon]

League glazer omfg

[pale ingot]

league players when i shove a metal pole through their left lung

[potent hamlet]

rate my loadout

[primal rapids]

League players when I hit them with a neutron star

[pale ingot]

autistic type phantom forces loadout

let me provide you with the realest loadout you will ever witness

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[pale ingot]

chainsaw grip and maglite terminator sight for added accuracy

this used to be a remington model 700 btw

[green schooner]

Phantom forces..,,

[pale ingot]

el autism

a few further statistics

[pale ingot]

i am evil in nature

i actually have no idea when this happened i remember 32 acp being doodoo

[potent hamlet]

i should try the m700

[potent hamlet]

it is, but it has fast rpm

[pale ingot]

it has been my main sniper rifle when playing phantom forces since forever

[pale ingot]

doesnt make up for everything else imo

atleast not for the purposes im using it for

its also the brokie's steyr scout

[potent hamlet]

this is my gun with most kills

yeah, the gun with most recoil

and i got it with 561 kills

dont ask me how, i thought i had like 13 and then noticed i had like 443

[pale ingot]

assault rifles tend to do that

now sniper rifles

are a testament to your degree of autism

[pale ingot]

especially when you are using one of this manner

[pale ingot]

weak

[potent hamlet]

and that's pretty much it

[crimson flame]

phantom force?

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[crimson flame]

damn

i miss battlebit

[pale ingot]

i just watched a greek guy get 6 kills with a knife

he went demonic

not even backstabs for half of them brother just ran into the fucking battlefield and came out on top

[tidal trellis]

My brain hurts, I go sleep

[pale ingot]

gn twink

[flat fractal]

Sweet dreams

[glad carbon]

its still around

[flat fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/battlebit-players-irl-battlebit-remastered-gif-5449918984888015842

[glad carbon]

hiiii @tawny plaza

https://vxtwitter.com/SpaceBasedFox/status/1830180273130242223

[crimson flame]

its pretty much dead

[tawny plaza]

Hi. :3

[glad carbon]

did they stop updating it

[glad carbon]

hows it goin nikki

[tawny plaza]

It's going! I just got out the shower.

[crimson flame]

its been almost a year of no update

[tawny plaza]

Time to shave my face and pack for my vacation.

[crimson flame]

dev promised march/april

[glad carbon]

hope you enjoy it :D

[fresh rose]

Im so

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

Right now

[glad carbon]

[tawny plaza]

Battlebit was dead to me the second they said "shotguns are bad weapons, we're never adding shotguns" cause the lead dev gets mad when he dies to shotguns

But snipers?

Oh snipers are fine.

[fresh rose]

No

The balance has nothing to do with it

[crimson flame]

snipers and shotguns are very hars to balance

[fresh rose]

Hear me out like this

Battlebit is shit because people stopped using voip

Theres no other reason

[crimson flame]

i guess they just dont want 2 very volatile gun categories, so they're sticking with 1

[fresh rose]

Nobody voips in the game anymore

Battlebit is dead

[glad carbon]

battlebit sucks because people got too sweaty

thats so true

[fresh rose]

The whole reason ppl played was because of voip

Nobody plays anymore

[crimson flame]

the movement is what turns me off. it becomes sweaty cod blocky shooter

[fresh rose]

Only ppl who dont voip play still

[glad carbon]

when ur game has no big sales or content updates

[fresh rose]

Aka losers

[glad carbon]

it dies

hard

it'd be like if battlefield updated nothing for one of their releases

[fresh rose]

The games best feature

Voip

[glad carbon]

and never went on sale

[fresh rose]

Never used

Gg

Game die

[crimson flame]

well i got like 300-400hrs out of it

was a good run ig

[fresh rose]

Early release plus the public tests were the best times of battle bit

Peak voip spam

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

Some fucking stupid bastard playing the russian anthem while some fucking german yells his lungs off while being spammed with grenades

[tidal trellis]

You're lucky mister I'm going to sleep or there'd be hell to pay

[fresh rose]

Gn twink

[prime zenith]

i do i spam music while running it down

[tidal trellis]

But alas I am sleepy and braindead

AAAAAAA

You are persistent as hell Bogdan

[glad carbon]

hiiii

[tidal trellis]

Jesus Christ

[pale ingot]

ok twinkle

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumpy-jump-gif-21700259

[prime zenith]

why the submissive "hiii"

hello fella

[glad carbon]

:3

[fresh rose]

Anywhos im off to sleep

Good night idots

[glad carbon]

❤️

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

[prime zenith]

gn

[toxic sundial]

buh

[inland jackal]

Hilo frens

[green schooner]

gn twink

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1279756675703771219/2901f7a06271474193f4ffeded95f266.mov?ex=66d64288&is=66d4f108&hm=cdb13ce881ae272940f07a4819a54d1524c7770fb3215e3a633c9aff5c285649&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030318239600881707/1279560352513785927/video.mov?ex=66d63471&is=66d4e2f1&hm=799330d9e21ac515354c25f0296750ceb23fb8a92021826c66b5eaa29288e0ef&

[inland jackal]

I DON'T WANNA GO!
NO!
NO!
V8 engine

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729207942024396821/1270530160956805210/IMG_3649.jpg?ex=66d64feb&is=66d4fe6b&hm=118dafb5529395902bf12a762a310b505d01b22aabf336eeefd27d241862f95f&

[inland jackal]

This rat's suffering makes me feel better about my predicament

An AR in .45 ACP is very American

[potent schooner]

its xenonthefox dont ban me

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/earthbound-get-a-job-good-luck-video-game-dialogue-box-gif-17936319

[primal rapids]

I care absolutely nothing about the regulations. What I care about is that fucking barbarian eating pizza with a knife and fork.

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1179299130158366741/attachment.gif

[green schooner]

But 50 bmg in ak very respectable

[halcyon sonnet]

fork knife pizza eatery

[inland jackal]

Yes

[potent schooner]

Dumbest shit ive ever seen.

[halcyon sonnet]

why?

[primal rapids]

If a caliber exists, there has probably been an AK converted to it

[halcyon sonnet]

[pale ingot]

22 lr in the blick

[inland jackal]

Anyway. Hello ass brother. They're trying to take off the dressing. It hurts

[potent schooner]

Bout as dumb as a 50. AE deagle:

[glad carbon]

hiiii

[inland jackal]

Hiiii

[glad carbon]

hows the ass doin

[halcyon sonnet]

[primal rapids]

Let’s be real here, the deagle is pretty dumb to begin with.

[inland jackal]

Lots of accidental waxing

[glad carbon]

ouch

[inland jackal]

They're replacing dressing

So I just got the offspring in my ear while they get stronger pain relief

[inland jackal]

Man. What happened to building over the top shit for the sake of it?

[gleaming grove]

AR in 45, 9, 50, 22 you name it

[inland jackal]

Like a super short mosin

I wonder what the name was...

[gleaming grove]

Obrez

[primal rapids]

Nothing. It’s when they try to tout over the top shit as practical that it becomes dumb

[inland jackal]

Yes

Fair

[primal rapids]

There’s also a mare’s leg which is a super shortened lever action rifle

[inland jackal]

True

[glad carbon]

mares leg is practical

[primal rapids]

Sure, about as practical as a super shorty pump action. AKA, not very

[gleaming grove]

I mean shotgun sounds very practical in bunch

The moment you saw it off the bullet aint gonna go far and shotgun doesnt need to go far

[pale ingot]

but it do go far

[inland jackal]

Yippee. Morphine

[glad carbon]

it still do go far

[prime zenith]

mods ban this person

[glad carbon]

even at like 3-4 inches the barrel can still keep a pretty good spread at like 20 yards

[inland jackal]

Silver lining for this hospital trip: gonna be much less scared of needles

[glad carbon]

mods unban this person

[prime zenith]

🤬

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882353430193123350/1239895264681132042/togif.gif?ex=66d643b3&is=66d4f233&hm=42ac46b1a25e260f6538209af9ede0e9b4c7570aaa4ccd3e3c63a828d3997b45&

[inland jackal]

Mods. Give that person a raisin cookie and tell him it's choc chip

[glad carbon]

mods, give this guy another cyst

[prime zenith]

i love raisin

[low atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/822538048985497600/1279858237776199783/GWMtQWjW4AEfCd5.png?ex=66d5f85e&is=66d4a6de&hm=5d0d4305a53b385e294f0b652ff6e71628aa44d12e0669469bcfcad0cc823291&

[deep topaz]

bro dragged his dick through a pile of zombies with their mouths full of glass

[low atlas]

I think that's very innocent thinking

[green schooner]

It’s me

But what about the arm

Why is it fractured

[inland jackal]

NO PLEASE

[glad carbon]

we're gonna put it right on ur spine or something

[green schooner]

I hope one regrows

[glad carbon]

cant lie down on ur back for a month

[inland jackal]

I lie on my side anyway so...

[low atlas]

sleep schedule finally fixed...

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

Bruh they suck ass they made me sleep sideways

Or I’d wake up in puss

And blood

[low atlas]

Do you sleep on your back??

[green schooner]

originally till I got a cyst

[low atlas]

Animal

[green schooner]

now sideways

[low atlas]

Actual animal

[green schooner]

how

[low atlas]

Do you not feel your ribcage pressing against your lungs?

[green schooner]

no

[low atlas]

Ever so slightly

[green schooner]

cause my bed is soft

[inland jackal]

I'm disappointed in you ass brother

[green schooner]

And comfortable

[glad carbon]

butt brothers

[inland jackal]

I have no clue what the other guy is on about but I'm still disappointed

[low atlas]

When I sleep I usually feel my ribs pressing against my lungs

So I sleep on my side or my stomach

[green schooner]

I felt manly hearing a male doctor telling me to lean over and drop my pants

[low atlas]

When I was sixteen I remember a male doctor telling me this with the biggest grin

On his face

[inland jackal]

See a doctor

[low atlas]

Nuh uh

[green schooner]

Unprofessional but funny

[green schooner]

Your old and a twink

So

[low atlas]

keep getting ass cysts buddy

[inland jackal]

I'm sorry. A GRIN?

[glad carbon]

evil ass doctor

[green schooner]

He is middle eastern

[inland jackal]

:(

[green schooner]

It’s a very common occurrence

[inland jackal]

Oh. Nvm makes sense

[low atlas]

It grew larger when I told him 'are you sure we can't hit the needle anywhere else?'

[glad carbon]

i hope you dont develop any more ass cysts

🫂

[low atlas]

How does that make sense

I didn't wish ass cysts upon you

But you're making me think about it

[inland jackal]

Ty

[green schooner]

ass cysts no joke

[inland jackal]

I'm saying middle Eastern doctors are sketch af

[green schooner]

You go to bed all comfy

Then

You wake up

covered

with pus and blood

[inland jackal]

You wake up covered in white and red

And the white isn't fun.

[low atlas]

Fuck kinda clinics you're going to

[green schooner]

More like dark green mixed with red

for me

[low atlas]

You should've seen asian doctors

[prime zenith]

white huh 😏

[low atlas]

They're certified freaks dude

[glad carbon]

[inland jackal]

It's a funnier visual

[green schooner]

Obviously they sexually harass women

[inland jackal]

Oh. Also. It smells FOUL

[green schooner]

I’m aware

The cursed showers

[low atlas]

I had this operation where they are meant to be pulling my nail out, and I covered my face with a mask to not see the torture

and this 40~ year old doctor just keeps taking off my mask, smiling at me, calling me a good boy (I'm 21) and then covers my face again

She knew what she was doinf

I'm just saying

[green schooner]

I mean you sound like frota

[low atlas]

Chinese doctors

[green schooner]

Zesty as hell

Certified freak

[glad carbon]

says you

[low atlas]

Don't insult frota

I sound old

[green schooner]

he does

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

it’s true and real

You both sound like a zest fest

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

maybe your made for each other

[low atlas]

no thank you

i don't dabble

[green schooner]

ok zesty mc zest

[glad carbon]

you're made for english class

stop skipping school you moron

[low atlas]

Real

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[glad carbon]

duuhhh i dont need grammar as an infantryman

[green schooner]

False rumors

[green schooner]

I*

[glad carbon]

I was writing like you

[prime zenith]

discord police

[green schooner]

you only made that apparent when I said that

Projecting….

[glad carbon]

Toxic mf

[green schooner]

nah that’s ryry

[low atlas]

Charon try not to guess people sexuality impossible challenge

you need to die with hammers at some point

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[low atlas]

Have you been on stalcraft

[glad carbon]

what did they do this time

[low atlas]

nuffin

season is ending thats all

i got the steyr aug a3 5.56 version

[glad carbon]

oh right

[low atlas]

im not sure if i wanna use it or sell it off

[glad carbon]

I wanted one :'(

[low atlas]

damn

[glad carbon]

I got the mg3 atleast

[low atlas]

i would've given u it

idk what to do with it

[glad carbon]

its like 3 mil or something

[low atlas]

yeah but idk if it sells

[glad carbon]

pretty sure it does

its not a bad gun

[low atlas]

its good yeah?

[glad carbon]

if you need money, sell it

[low atlas]

i was thinking of unlocking a fast firing gun to compliment the VSS

and the aug 9mm wasnt cutting it

[glad carbon]

i think you'd be better off with a crafted SMG

[low atlas]

yreckon?

[glad carbon]

than using the aug a3 or 9mm

bought stuff doesnt really cut it

and its limited to only that weapon, you cant progress down any more

[low atlas]

yeah ik

unsure what to go for in the smg tree tho

maybe the vector?

[green schooner]

no

I’m just gonna play again when new season

[low atlas]

did you spend ur shit?

[green schooner]

wdym

[low atlas]

i got a mcmillan

:(

[green schooner]

I didn’t get anything

[low atlas]

damn

[green schooner]

I’m missing 1 part from each

[low atlas]

even with tickets?

yeah

[green schooner]

ye

[low atlas]

that sux

[green schooner]

eh

[low atlas]

i bought season pass and got enough tickets to get the mcmillan

[glad carbon]

yeah

[green schooner]

oh well no?

[low atlas]

everything else looks mid

[glad carbon]

i got season pass and only grinded like

150 levels

[low atlas]

bruh

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

from the start of the season?

[glad carbon]

no

[green schooner]

Plus I’m in garage still cause buryat

[glad carbon]

there was like 40 days left

maybe

[low atlas]

oh right

[low atlas]

im here too

i was getting sights

[glad carbon]

I started playing this season during the tick thingy

[green schooner]

I ain’t leaving there for a whole

Lmfao

While*

[glad carbon]

and then got season pass like a couple weeks after stalcraft x update

[low atlas]

why torture urself

[glad carbon]

do I spend all my credits on serum

[low atlas]

wait

[glad carbon]

probably yeah?

[low atlas]

u could do that?????

[low atlas]

oh my god

oh my goooood

[glad carbon]

im buying 20

thats all I can afford

[low atlas]

im killin myself

i had like

100k credits

and i spent it on crates

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1274487631987605674/GVHX15RXoAApby3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[green schooner]

I’m not I just haven’t cared enough to play

[glad carbon]

yeah and it doesnt even have a time limit

[low atlas]

well

[glad carbon]

@low atlas honestly

[low atlas]

time to get my ass moving

[glad carbon]

hop on and grind for 2 days

yeah

2 days grinding to get 2 weeks worth

[green schooner]

you haven’t bought that first week

What

Bro missed out

[glad carbon]

I just wish I got anything good

[low atlas]

you didnt tell me!!

[glad carbon]

ak308 wouldve been sexy

[green schooner]

i forgor cause I did it so early

so

:3

[glad carbon]

@low atlas wait

sell all ur spart parts

for guns

[low atlas]

for credits?

[glad carbon]

can you even sell crafted stuff

like mg3

or trade it

[low atlas]

mmmmm

udnno

dont think so

newp

nothing on the auction

[green schooner]

I’ll remind you next season

Fr

[glad carbon]

ok its bound

right

ok I got all the serum

idc about this season anymore

[green schooner]

@low atlas anyways Nighty

:3

[low atlas]

gnight bro

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1279915658116862032/-5370849289774947514_121.jpg?ex=66d62dd8&is=66d4dc58&hm=188b04403f63b60bb007a97cfd916230c8a1de4dd4de3323612a5bd9c31dc9ed&

[upper shore]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[glad carbon]

yeah i aint doin this season all my shit is in pvp territory

fuck stalcraft honestly man

pvp is the lamest shit in this game

shoot guy 20 times and hope he doesnt shoot back or else his magical thermal bullets do 4x yours

matched up against people with red +15 pkms while I got a fucking unupgraded purple suit from the story and a scar L

[prime zenith]

sums up stalcraft experience

[glad carbon]

it combines all the worst parts of an MMO

[low atlas]

omfg

yeah that shit is the worst

north matchmaking just

goes out the window

[glad carbon]

tryna go to the lowest point or whatever for my free 2 levels on the pass

literally 20 duty guys camping the border to forge 11

awful game

[low atlas]

blame the player and the game tbh

[low atlas]

id help u if you were in EU :(

[fallow trellis]

animal abuse

[prime zenith]

cat is clearly chillin

[green schooner]

hes bandit

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-my-deer-friend-nokotan-noko-shikanoko-gif-13567130457789084200

[low atlas]

i thought he was rise

[green schooner]

no

cov

he was merc

then went to cov

[low atlas]

😔

no wondering hes getting fucked up

[glad carbon]

go to sleep hoe

i was never merc

i joined cov from the start

[low atlas]

ngl i joined duty for the ppl

otherwise

i'd have been cov all day

[glad carbon]

no im not a loser

[green schooner]

im busy doing

silly things

red dusk for hoi4 released

[glad carbon]

you get more gae every time you speak

[green schooner]

yes

i play war thunder to

[low atlas]

wait

wtf

@glad carbon @green schooner

doesnt need an UZI right?

https://i.imgur.com/Iyme82E.png

the one right after it

https://i.imgur.com/0bIZYPX.png

needs an uzi

what

is this game retarded

[green schooner]

ive never used a

smg before

so

[low atlas]

ik

im not asking

im showing

[green schooner]

ohn

yeah

the tech tree is like retarded somtimes

and makes no sense

[low atlas]

much like the game

[glad carbon]

go to offer 2

[low atlas]

offer 2 is the rawdog version

[glad carbon]

also the reworked smg barters a little bit ago and probably missed one lmao

[low atlas]

the mp5k doesnt go anywhere in the tree

[prime zenith]

I massacred players with smg

[green schooner]

smg is

shit

do do fart

does nothing

unless your up kissing someone

[low atlas]

im getting an SMG so i can fight ppl indoors

cus facechecking a corner with the vss usually doesnt work

90% of the time

[green schooner]

it doesnt

more like

95 percent of the time

[low atlas]

97%

[green schooner]

eh about

[prime zenith]

You make them kiss you and it will work perfectly

[low atlas]

i can work with that

[glad carbon]

hiiiii finland :3

[fluid epoch]

The chokehold this game has on me right now is crazy

[potent hamlet]

im still traumatized by that un-bullpupped famas

[pastel quartz]

Hi bro 👋

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849628832755482654/889882677476462632/image0-2.gif

[low atlas]

how far in are you

[fluid epoch]

Just started farming in the north

[low atlas]

oopa

which faction?

[fluid epoch]

Merc gang

[gleaming grove]

let's talk about the 500th weird variant of AR-15 assault rifle

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[fluid epoch]

МОНОЛИТ

[potent hamlet]

its crazy how you can see his ballsack through the radiator

[low atlas]

why are you looking

hes just trying to give out a radiator

[glad carbon]

why arent you

[fluid epoch]

Seriously though, game is fun. However I can see how people say it’s a grind fest at the end and not to rush getting master equipment

[low atlas]

yeah, i got up to veteran gear and now im just taking it slow

[potent hamlet]

because i want to look

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184506327507140608/1254872978487902268/IMG_3156.gif

[pastel quartz]

I don't know how you are able to tell, you should become a sniper or something if you are able to notice something like that

[potent hamlet]

im no sniper, i just have a quick

wait is it raining?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile

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☁️ Broken clouds
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🍃 NNE 30° | 2.57 m/s wind
🌡️ 9.85°C (Feels like 8.85°C)
49.73°F (Feels like 47.93°F)

[potent hamlet]

btw i want to dress like this frfr

[pastel quartz]

emerald herald is cool but ds3 firekeeper will forever be the best level up character out of the souls games

[low atlas]

demon souls one

dont @ me

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/demon's-souls-stomp-maiden-in-black-fromsoftware-demon's-souls-remake-gif-4506869770960975106

this ur firekeeper?

[low atlas]

BROOO

[pastel quartz]

that ending was vile lmao

[low atlas]

yeah

so extra

for zero

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/bayonetta-character-action-game-action-game-brawler-combo-gif-22577920

[pastel quartz]

every souls game has that "be mean to the level up girl for no reason" ending

I wish you could reconcile with melina if you quell the frenzy flame in ER

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252954611363483668/1279611924455362664/video_2021-11-17_08-09-20.mp4?ex=66d66478&is=66d512f8&hm=77067b9950d503133efbae32b8502b09c8920ee9fb40c842456a9d2bb74feeeb&

[low atlas]

except bloodborne

[potent hamlet]

BY THE WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[low atlas]

actually i think ds2 was fine too

[potent hamlet]

THE OEG WAS LITERALLY A SIGHT WITH NO EYESIGHT

This sight is actually made to look with two eyes and you'll get a red dot pointing at were you looking at

the worse of it is that IT FUCKING WORKS

[potent hamlet]

The Emerald Herald is fine in every ending i think

[inland jackal]

The effect is actually really well replicated in vr

[potent hamlet]

i kinda understand how it would work but im still weirded out on how it would work

lmao

[gilded blade]

Yeah girls just wanna have ______

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-romania-lootbox-gypsy-gif-7515466994337333635

[river robin]

next to nothing I say is objectively wrong. Is it toxic to tell the truth?

also youre retarded

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985

[green schooner]

A sometimes you are

and B no

and your also retarded to

❤️

[deep topaz]

i mean sights are intended to use with both eyes open

since your brain will "overlay" the reticle on your other eye so you can know exactly what you're aiming at while retaining full sight

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/रंगबाज़-रंगबाज़फिरसे-जिमीशेरगिल-shooting-gun-gif-15839590

Explain this then

[deep topaz]

Turk

[final cedar]

IRA good?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-homelander-gif-26852393

[deep topaz]

also using one eye is a very common thing for newbies

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-homelander-meme-turkish-homelander-homelander-meme-meme-türkish-gif-9887089942122155796

turklander mentioned?!

[green schooner]

no

its just for comp shooting

fancy shooting

[final cedar]

got cum in his eye, still stings so he squints

[gilded blade]

Don't shoot computers

[green schooner]

im about to cause iraq is developing weapons of mass desturctions rn in my hoi4 playthrough

and then america can actually legally invade them

well it wouldnt matter anyways

am i wrong??

[deep topaz]

didn't matter irl

[green schooner]

yeah

[potent hamlet]

indian police

[green schooner]

exactly

lmfao

[deep topaz]

when you make the laws, you can freely break them too

[green schooner]

bush secretly had beef with saddam

[deep topaz]

saddam was a sub-zero one trick back in the day

[green schooner]

lmfao

its funny

middle east under saddam

somewhat peaceful and nice

without saddam

anarchy

same with gadaffi

but they killed him cause he was cutting gas

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-edna-no-politics-gif-25375116

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/xyJnOjarPn.jpg

[green schooner]

its h istory.l..,,

[gilded blade]

I don't care about what ppl post but I just wanted to make sure that you don't get bonked by the mods cuz they care

[green schooner]

none of them are online other then possibly falco

and iedy

[red glade]

They don't really care about politics unless you get extreme

[green schooner]

plus its not like im saying you should go out and jihad your local government building

its just history

[red glade]

I'm just saying

Ireland for the Irish...is that a bad thing?

[green schooner]

just no

[red glade]

just going by my Irish Reunification of 2024 prediction

[green schooner]

uvf and ira was a terrorist organzation

either way

[red glade]

Star Trek TNG predicted it first

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/715629354897506459/1278948803176829061/st_ds9_s03e11_12_bell_riot_post_aug_2024.mov?ex=66d2a964&is=66d157e4&hm=c371e239053bb694aa417a8d5652ff4ecbeb63f98edbb553b7f49c3fe4363b9d&

[red glade]

ngl, IRA totally terrorists

However

What they wanted

Totally based

[inland jackal]

No. You're just a Negative Nancy

[red glade]

That's DS9. They predicted the Summer of Love with with George Floyd riots.

[gilded blade]

Scar H vs Fn FAL go

[red glade]

albeit a few years earlier

[inland jackal]

Nrn. Hopital

[gilded blade]

I choose FAL

here's another one. MP5 vs MP7

I like the MP5 better

[red glade]

MP7 but only if we can chamber it in 5.7

Otherwise, even though I LOVE the MP7, the MP5 win for versatility

[gilded blade]

Something about how the MP7 looks just kinda turns me off

[red glade]

MP7 in 4.6 is just eh unless you're looking at taking out soft armored targets

[red glade]

Oh that's what turns me ON

The MP7 is one of the sexiest guns imo

[gilded blade]

See idk it's too angular for me

shaped kinda weird

[fluid epoch]

Come out ye black and tans

[red glade]

It's the perfect blend of PDW and SMG

I just wish H&K would make it in a caliber other than 4.6

[gilded blade]

I do agree with that though. The first gun I think of when someone says PDW is the MP7

[red glade]

5.7 seems a natural choice

.22 Hornet seems another. Even .22 WMR.

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/reload-mp5-resident-evil-hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-2-remake-gif-8418131313372708736

[red glade]

MP5 is the everyman's SMG

I have a love for it, as all men do

[inland jackal]

Tbh? UMP

[gilded blade]

UMP is good

[red glade]

UMP is great but it's slightly more niche. UMP makes more sense in America.

MP5 in every other country

[inland jackal]

I like the MP7. I just feel like holding it would be weird

[red glade]

UMP in Amierca mostly because .45 ACP is about as ubiquitous as 7.62x51 in Europe

[inland jackal]

God's caliber

[red glade]

tbh it's not, at least if the airsoft clones are anything to go by

[quartz ridge]

me when im in a overrated gun competition and my opponent is a mp7

FUCK HK, they cuck their guns and then send em to the U.S

but if you are a police or miiltary force you get the normal varient

[red glade]

My main complaint about the MP7 is the caliber. 4.6 is great against body armor but as a normal cartridge it's pretty lackluster. If they bothered to make it in a more potent cartridge, something more for average use over body armor penetration, the MP7 would sell like crazy in the US, were they ever to import it.

[inland jackal]

Definitely wouldn't put it as my favorite. But the MP7 is neat

UMP45 is neat tho

[red glade]

MP7 is my favorite PDW, hands down. I've been in love with it since CoD MW2.

[inland jackal]

P90

[red glade]

I bought the airsoft version a long time ago. Sadly the hop up broke on it and I couldn't get a replacement. I sold it for $20.

[inland jackal]

Damn

[atomic crane]

UMP goes hard as fuck, p90 is like belgian i think so

MP7 goes kinda hard

mp5k is like the based 90s pdw

[final cedar]

What about the B&T TMP

[atomic crane]

TMP always reminded me of like a toy gun

same with the MP9

[red glade]

I'm on the fence

Yes but no

[inland jackal]

The TMP and MP9 is basically just Mall Cop MP7

Not to say they're bad

[red glade]

The TMP has more in common with the MP9 over the MP7

[inland jackal]

Just very different

[atomic crane]

the mp9 is a modernized tmp

[quartz ridge]

P90s are neat and cool

But the ammo is expensive

[atomic crane]

they're okay, but they're belgian

[red glade]

P90 always cool. Not the most practical, but very cool.

[atomic crane]

its kinda like what are we doing if we're using belgian guns

belgium... not really known for being badass

good waffles i guess?

[red glade]

I've liked, but not loved, them since Stargate

[final cedar]

it's the same gun

with an additional safety

[quartz ridge]

My favorite smg is a nieche one

The colt 9mm

[inland jackal]

The P90 had a very specific purpose against a very specific threat so it's aight

[quartz ridge]

For the department of nuclear energy

[atomic crane]

le clears throat

[red glade]

my comment stands

[inland jackal]

Isn't that the 9mm m4?

[quartz ridge]

Colt m16 in 9mm

[atomic crane]

mp5k getting neglected here

[quartz ridge]

Legit its such a vibe

[atomic crane]

https://www.swatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/MP5K-PDW-is-version-that-author-would-consider-most-useful.jpg

come on guys

[quartz ridge]

Type shit

[final cedar]

CBJ-MS

[red glade]

I recently found an MP7 in my game. I'll be honest....in my WWII loadout run, I've been having a real tough time not using it anyway. I love that gun.

[atomic crane]

bf4 reference

[final cedar]

it's in BF4?

[atomic crane]

that looks like an uzi

uh... yeah

https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/CBJ-MS

[inland jackal]

Well the MP5K is obvious

[red glade]

Swede K when Grok?

[atomic crane]

guys... guys... glock 18

[red glade]

yes

[inland jackal]

Opinions on the Skorpion Evo?

[red glade]

G17C even

[atomic crane]

arma 3 gun. pisses me off

[red glade]

want

[final cedar]

Beretta 93R

[quartz ridge]

Mid ahhh gun in bo2

[red glade]

its a real life gun tho

[atomic crane]

fair enough.

[inland jackal]

Okay cool. So people agree with me

[red glade]

yes

[atomic crane]

yes, but they put it in arma 3 and i get angry when i look at it

[final cedar]

9x21 smg coo

[red glade]

Well....tough shit?
Just because it was in ArmA 3 doesn't mean it's bad

[atomic crane]

i didnt say it's bad, dont say tough shit like a frag

[red glade]

boom

[inland jackal]

Lol

[red glade]

Well if you don't not like it what's the issue?

[inland jackal]

I haven't heard someone say tough shit in a while

[red glade]

Seems like you're hating for no reason

[atomic crane]

personal problem for me. it's the hate producing weapon for me.

also seems more like a full length smg than a pdw

idk tho

[red glade]

is this an irl hate or the fact that they just put it into ArmA?

[atomic crane]

i dont like the way it looks

and also that they put it in arma

[red glade]

ngl it is a little...not pretty

However

No reason to hate on it

[atomic crane]

uh yeah there is, it's called arma devs being rarted

[final cedar]

anyone know if there's any captive gas guns out there besides the ones the soviets made?

not counting the german diver pistol either

[atomic crane]

wtf r u yappin about

[final cedar]

PSS etc

[atomic crane]

captive gas?

[inland jackal]

I need opinions on the KRISS Vector.
IMO it's the most pointless, redundant smg.
Other than that it's cool

[red glade]

imagine hating something because some one group of people decided they liked it. that's reddit logic.

[final cedar]

internally suppressed

[atomic crane]

that's not the reason but go off

[atomic crane]

oh i c

[inland jackal]

Mp5sd?

[atomic crane]

it's like the UMP but in PDW form and like twice the fire rate

[deep topaz]

whats wrong with it

[final cedar]

that's just a normal suppressor, I'm curious about designs that don't let any of the fart out making least noise

[atomic crane]

i would bet that it performs better in close range than the UMP since it's shorter and faster firing

[inland jackal]

It's just. Dumb. Why would you need 1200 RPM on anything shoulderable? And if you're gonna use that system. Put it on an AR or LMG

[atomic crane]

what? why wouldn't you go for higher fire rate on a select fire weapon, especially when it's "shoulderable"?

[red glade]

I'm not trying to go off on you particularly, but the reason you don't like the Skorpion Evo
Personally I love CZ. They have made a number of really world class guns.
I just don't get the hate for the CZ Skorpion Evo for no reason other than that ArmA put it in their game.

[deep topaz]

its an easily controllable bullet hose

ideal for CQB

[inland jackal]

1200 is overkill

It's a big ol waste of ammo

[atomic crane]

well you already know it's not JUST that, but the reason is to do with nerdy disagreement with how they handled the factions and setting

[atomic crane]

it's select fire

automatic is reserved for close range where you need as many chances to hit as you can get

or suppression

[inland jackal]

It's an SMG. You're not going under burst.

[atomic crane]

well you're proving my point here

[inland jackal]

Even as a CQB weapon. It's dumb

[atomic crane]

i disagree

i think there was a niche for a faster firing .45 SMG

since the UMP is a thumper

[inland jackal]

But why? What threat was faced that they needed 1200RPM?

[atomic crane]

if its recoil isn't insane and it has the option of select fire i see no reason to limit it below truly ludicrous fire rates

1200 is high but not ludicrous

[atomic crane]

people?

with guns?

[final cedar]

Think you could turn this thing into a gun?

[atomic crane]

tryna shoot yo asss?

[final cedar]

[toxic sundial]

Federal agent ass question

[final cedar]

Seriously tho

[inland jackal]

What difference will 600 RPM and 1200 RPM? At the end of the day, the CQC firefight is decided by who shoots first and hits first.

[red glade]

So far it's still the fact that they put it in the game. Totally unjust imo. It's like saying you hate the H&K MP5 because it was in CoD MW3 and it wasn't a silent killer with a 0-51 K/D ratio per person.

[atomic crane]

how many times can you shoot the other guy before he gets a shot off

[final cedar]

put a 2" rifled barrel with a feed system for slugs and I bet you could get some nice muzzle velocities from it

[atomic crane]

it's the factions they gave it to and the guns they left out in favor of this super niche SMG that 90% of my friends wouldn't know of

[toxic sundial]

Double fire rate is valuable

[atomic crane]

great, thanks for putting in the scorpion evo rather than the mp5, mp7, p90, etc etc etc

[final cedar]

might need to rework the spring system but ultimately it'd be a battery powered silent gun

[atomic crane]

they gave it to the poor factions like the AAF when they should be using last-gen shit

[red glade]

even more evidence a to "wtf, why don't you like this gun"
So they gave it to the wrong factions, so what. It's still a good gun. Worthy of praise, even if it was fielded by the improper groups in a fictional setting.

[toxic sundial]

Have you seen that non lethal coil gun thing that's recently come out

[inland jackal]

I mean. 1 shot of 45 is plenty to get a dude to at least struggle getting a shot off.

[final cedar]

300m/s needs a fat fucking spring tho

[atomic crane]

you're throwing my reasons out without any counter points so im not gonna continue entertaining that lol

[final cedar]

oh the one gun jesus reviewed?

[toxic sundial]

Shoots little discs at nonlethal speeds but fires like 20 of them a second to knock someone on their ass

[toxic sundial]

Maybe?

[atomic crane]

speculating on how many bullets people can take and still fire a round off is hard

i tend to err on the side of the more the better

[atomic crane]

.45 is hefty but i would rather trust an overreaction than a single bullet

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/KMT97bqaOdM

ever seen this one?

[inland jackal]

600 RPM from a UMP is plenty of follow up speed.

[red glade]

I'ma just say

Puta lives up to his name

[toxic sundial]

Not with adrenaline

[atomic crane]

arbitrary, subjective even

[inland jackal]

Nobody's getting a shot off with 10 rounds a second flying at them.

[toxic sundial]

Higher rpm can mean more bullets which means more potential for a downing shot that you need

[atomic crane]

^

basically if i'm bringing a .45 smg i want the one that shoots really fast, not the one that shoots about as fast as a SCAR-H

[toxic sundial]

But there are stories of infrantrymen taking 7.62x54r and still carrying out the mission due to adrenaline and not really having another option

[inland jackal]

I don't think y'all realize how hefty 45 ACP is.

[atomic crane]

it's almost a .50 caliber round, subsonic

i understand how hefty it is

[toxic sundial]

If it's not an immediately disabling/killing shot it doesn't matter whether it's 9mm, .45, or 10mm

[atomic crane]

still not trusting one of them

[toxic sundial]

The general theory recently has been that more rounds down range more accurately matters more than just bigger bullet

That's why LE has mostly dropped .40 in favor of 9mm

[atomic crane]

if one .45 was trustworthy, why did browning put 7 extra rounds in his pistol

[final cedar]

what about the hydrostatic shock meme?

[atomic crane]

why did colt put 6 total chambers in their revolver

[final cedar]

autism most likely

not even kidding

[atomic crane]

hydrashock, based

[toxic sundial]

It's just that, kinda a meme. When testing on ballistics gel there is temporary cavitation and permanent cavitation. We used to think temporary was important and it still kinda is, but permanent cavitation is what mostly determines lethality

Basically

Maybe

[final cedar]

It's been kinda working for hunting, right?

[toxic sundial]

Idk I'm not an expert and I'm simplifying something I have very basic level understanding of

[final cedar]

with shitfast .22's taking down moose

mooses?

meese?

[lapis zinc]

Mice even

[final cedar]

big if true

[toxic sundial]

Really we should be discussing the meta differences between the longbow and crossbow

[final cedar]

is this a crossbow?

[inland jackal]

It's capable of killing a cow in one shot

[toxic sundial]

Kenshi ass shit

[toxic sundial]

So is .22 3head

[lapis zinc]

Crossbow if you can't train people for years or are fielding a large conscript army

[toxic sundial]

Shot placement comes before bullet type

[inland jackal]

Fair enough

Then we don't need more bullets. We need better shooters

Boom. Vector dumb

[runic kernel]

Hi cleantrashcan Hi Nota Hi Metro Hi 2009MortgageRatesTypeBeat Hi PUTA

[inland jackal]

Hi catboy

[final cedar]

[inland jackal]

I love how we're arguing a problem that was already solved by SBRs

[final cedar]

Imagine you deployed and some wonky ass 22 wildcat slightly grazes your arm, but the hydrostatic shock gives you a brain bleed and you die right there

[quartz ridge]

idk if youve seen one swat body cam bid it was on donut operator's YT but i saw a swat member mag dump a guy with 4.7 with a mp7 and he didnt die until most of the mag was emptied into back

[inland jackal]

4.6 is just a shit round for stopping power

[final cedar]

suspects dying seems not preferable, no?

how many people can really keep moving after being shot once, broken bone maybe?

[fallow trellis]

is ratattoulie just GATTACA but for the fr*nch

[green schooner]

you can never guess tbh cause there is always somebody tanking everything

[toxic sundial]

buh

[green schooner]

like the marine in korea who was shot over 15 times and killed multiple chinese soldiers

with his bare hands

[deep topaz]

4.6 feels way too small for a combat cartridge

[toxic sundial]

That's all of the top of my head so don't @ me

[glad carbon]

its a PDW caliber

not really frontline combat

[deep topaz]

smaller than a 22

small grain rounds

just does not seem good

[toxic sundial]

5.7 is mo bettah

[glad carbon]

still kills ya

[toxic sundial]

Because Heckler and Koch can such me hecklers and koch

[final cedar]

some malnourished PLA soldier getting his neck snapped by a grain fed Missouri boy's right hand

the horror

https://tenor.com/bciAr.gif

[glad carbon]

sugma koch

[green schooner]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_B._Bleak

yes.

just yes.

he was kinda him

they called him the gentle giant cause he was 6'3

lmfao

[green schooner]

the chunker

[glad carbon]

hiii @shell venture

[shell venture]

hello

[glad carbon]

❤️

how are you

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

werent you in the hospital or something

[shell venture]

no lol

i just woke up

[glad carbon]

buhh

[shell venture]

oh lol it was about the i can't stop laughing part

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

how was ur night

[shell venture]

hot

but good

hbu ?

[glad carbon]

warm asf out still

coolin down finally

[shell venture]

not in the good way

[glad carbon]

[shell venture]

im glad

[glad carbon]

hope tomorrow morning aint as hot

goin for a nice walk

[shell venture]

i kinda hope it kinda is a little bit
helps with painting

[glad carbon]

whatcha painting?

hopefully not warhammer minis

[shell venture]

nah lol

the walls

[glad carbon]

with what

[shell venture]

repainting the house currently

[glad carbon]

[shell venture]

no idea tbh my dad is the expert in mixing that shit

[final cedar]

fucking LOL

Idaho is even better

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

yeah some people are just like to angry to die

you cant measure how many bullets someone can take

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpIVBp7E00

[cyan mulch]

if you can read a morning newspaper through the holes it's probably enough

[green schooner]

@final cedar oh and dont forget Benavidez in vietnam

[glad carbon]

hope you have a good morning too @shell venture

[atomic crane]

and my grand uncle died from small arms fire to the torso

bullshit

vietnam game is rigged

[shell venture]

you too buddy ❤️

[potent hamlet]

Benavidez stabbed my dad in the neck

[green schooner]

well it was a mexican dude

[final cedar]

did he get the MoH?

[green schooner]

yes

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

bread and butter is better as a stomach filler than i remember

[atomic crane]

what does that have to do with it

raises eyebrow

[glad carbon]

carbs and fat are peak

[green schooner]

cause usually they are the funniest and most hostile people

in a infantry battalion

[potent hamlet]

You know... Mexicans are tough as fuck

[glad carbon]

unlucky

[potent hamlet]

like, a whole new level of tough

[cyan mulch]

resist modifier

[glad carbon]

still die to a vital organ shot lol

[atomic crane]

yeah well white boys are built ford tough

[glad carbon]

people are people

[potent hamlet]

The latin skin has a resist modifier that's higher than white peopel

[atomic crane]

cap resistance +50%

[final cedar]

that's why they got redundant ones

[potent hamlet]

sun resistance -30%

[glad carbon]

like the brain?

[final cedar]

lookup mexican secondary heart

[atomic crane]

holy shit mexicans are built like space marines

[glad carbon]

see: monolith osaka

[atomic crane]

third lung, second heart

[final cedar]

I doubt osaka would die from a head wound

[green schooner]

well what about henry johnson

from ww1

[glad carbon]

tbh its kinda true

[atomic crane]

seems like a fine and distinguished gentleman

[potent hamlet]

the bullet would bounce around and get out the same direction and kill the shooter

[glad carbon]

knife is an equalizer

[green schooner]

he killed 37 germans alone

with his knife

[atomic crane]

see? i knew it!

[green schooner]

hes african american

he isnt white boy ford built

[atomic crane]

okay? there can be at least one black boy built ford tough too

[glad carbon]

hiii koko

[atomic crane]

all im saying is white boys are built ford™️ tough

hiii!

[glad carbon]

are you built ford tough?

because i'd like to..

nvm

[atomic crane]

im built ford tough™️

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

one of these days im gonna be the next henry kissinger

you just dont know it

[potent hamlet]

if the battle gets that close to be like, cqc effective, the biggest fucker or the shortest gun and fastest rpm wins

that's why i like Stechkins