#🎪bruh-fart
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what game btw?
Insurgency: Sandstorm
weirdly constructed sentense but alright
and I dont care in the slightest about w's life I just want him to pester someone else
he is your biggest fan
horrible horrible adhd chevapi on legs
ye idk when busy got so soft
real
like... what changed
he left brain fart 2 :(
W
we need brainfart 2.0
no we don't
Same, today i became blu
oh god
Hel ye
oh jesus
nice
I becum blue to
Alex turned back into a cat
yeah, i didnt jive enough with the rat
Turn into catgirl now
how are there 4 brainfart 2.0s already?
the fuck is bilde
@steel bone
I completely forgor how to not get fucked by AI in coop
right leaning, left leaning, centrist
Oguzy's will be the 4th
every second motherfucker who gets muted here for saying an n-word or posting a 9/11 video or thirsting about cocks and being rawdogged by his entire neighborhood and somehow feeling the urge to notify everyone around eventually get a rebellious thought I'LL MAKE MY OWN BRAINFART WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS
Another day of hard work for taxpayers money
and they all fucking suck because it was not the point
tbf most 9/11 memes just fly under the radar here
can i join ur 5th bainfart 2.0, please?
braintfart 6.9 when?
9.11 when
apparently I'm mods' favorite because none of mine did
those 9/11 memes are quaint now

now we're talking
favouritism
If we don't see them, yes, otherwise it's a paddlin'
Ciao falco
fratello, you're as blind as an ostrich with his head in the ground
"Fratello"
@grizzled meadow now that im experienced role, make me legend 
Bug
Chappie
he's my little brother irl
didnt know falco was Fraticelli
fatpuccino
@narrow lotus ledi
Капучино
Do you like vegeta
i killed a bug just now
Cool
but bugs are cool
busy face reveal
they are scary
game?
Insurgency: Sandstorm - All of Insurgency: SandstormSpecial EditionAbout the GameInsurgency: Sandstorm is a team-based, tactical FPS based on lethal close quarters combat and objective-oriented multiplayer gameplay. Sequel to the indie breakout FPS Insurgency, Sandstorm is reborn, improved, expanded, and bigger in every way. Experience the inten...
who on the mod team posted this?
you know
I don't
yesss
the most confusing thing for me about that fight is the girl on the right showing no emotion and barely reacting to punches
it's like some sort of a fucking automaton
tism armor
perhaps
women are not real
Whats that
Your dad isn't even real
give your balls a tug there bud
"thank you"
you are welcome , Delight
"you're kinda hot"
listen she is not into guys
but I am
Hey busy

thats what rage does to you
she used invincible + channeled her power
why waste energy hitting 15 times when you can give one good strike
she is a master of the martial arts
what the fuck
Those hits may be weak enough that she doesn't give a shit, combined with elevated adrenaline etc she may literally not notice - it's later that she'll be sore.
Like how people in shock or running on adrenaline don't even notice when they're shot at times and it's not the pain but bleedout or their body giving out due to damage that makes them go down.
well that fucking sucks
very good mister raccoon
inb4 "wow, the graphic's really good. What's your shader?"
honestly ukrainians living in their post-soviet and now also thoroughly bombed and occupied hood and then coming home in the evening and playing stalker/tarkov is like that meme about a german guy working the tractor on the farm all day and then playing eurofarm simulator 2017 in his spare time
Im tired, boss
Maybe it's therapeutic. You can deal with what'd be a very hard tasks IRL easily, with no danger, relatively comfortably.
that's the injustice of human life for you, you can be just a little Artyom who never did nothing wrong and still be fucked all kinds of ways. you should probably book it out of there already, planned or not
That's war for you. No matter if one's pro-ukrainian, pro-russian, neither or whatever, no matter whether one thinks which side is just and if the war couldn't be avoided - in the end it's the civilians who usually had nothing to say and didn't really care for the conflict in the first place that get screwed over the hardest
🙄
Cant really get out of the country, might be able to relocate somewhere more safer later on tho
See the shitty part is
My family will still be here
And im kinda worried for them
literally coolest shit ever
at the very least y'all should try your hardest to move westside I guess
Fucker already knows where i live
Well it should have been safer here
And to be fair it was for half a year
depends on how far you are from the front
my favorite meme trend of the year I swear
Third vid will be slop channel
pyrocincal asking for fat triangle comissions
5 when im in this apartment block

And on another service some girl will try to do hot tub stream wearing circles and triangles bikini. Such is the internet.
I'll be honest dog, while I was never in your kind of situation and don't know how I would actually act, my every thought right now is something like "what are you doing idiot, book it the fuck out of there, poor or not"
cos 3 km and being in artillery range sounds like no bueno at all
Its crazy
my man can literally take a morning walk to the trenches and back
hell ....did they advance that fast? i remember last year when i asked Artyom u were ok
@narrow lotus From what news I check on the topic (trying for neutral ones, based on actual satellite imagery) Russia keeps advancing nearly every single day. Ukrainians do counter-attack here and there but overall it looks grim for them since a long while now.
Artyom is singlehandedly holding that part of the front
ghost of stalcraft
But I am not sure if it's a good topic for this channel, it slowly gets political and whatnot.
sadge
I'll do you one better - may you live even once it comes out so you can actually play it
nah i'm gonna just kill myself after gta 6 comes out
shut up
Seems slightly counter-intuitive but I applaud you having an achievable plan for the future.. I guess?
Nothing changes

They havent moved much
Lost a lot of people
The only problem now is chinese drone parts export ban
@river zealot May be so in your location, I don't know where you are. I only have news from the front overall.
They've barely moved forward for the past year
They moved
They for sure did
But its hard to say that is a sucess
Considering the losses
This is winter war type losses
send another human wave
Dont worry they can mobilise another milion
Kim Jong Uns counter attack will win the war
That was a Russian modus operandi since a very long time. Drown the enemy in basic fighting element.
No
Ryssä on ryssä vaikka sen voissa paistaisi
artem just chilling playing stalker when the wind changes and he suddenly smells the dead

:flag_fi: Finnish (suomi, suomen kieli)
⬇️
A rut is a rut, even if it's fried in butter
do it
Pls dont hack me
I do have something on my mind
Might be able to move soon
@narrow lotus @coarse bear @grizzled meadow @vale sand
I remember seeing a nordic flag for Lithuania
where
yeyy
obama
Joe
found out the girl who kept hanging out with me, just did that cuz she thought i was smart and could help her in her studies
why are women like this
Cus u got glasses
jokes on her all the answers i gave are wrong
Back when we had online courses I was muting professor when I was bored
Funniest shit ever
Im glad to of been out of school before online classes
My ass would of never of shown up
would have*
Me too, but the uni also got hit
i love being a student during covid and thru the chatbot crisis
i will surely not be discriminated against when I graduate
Not to mention i got to have a normal graduation
They have ceremonies lmao
hey don't worry dog people who have graduated from the school the old fashioned style are discriminated against anyways
:>
why he so low quality
I passed Calculus during my senior year. It was all online. Whenever I took my math placement for college, I barely got placed in Algebra. 
Hi twink
i will fry you
I havent had anymore schooling since HS
Don't think id be able to do it anyways, waste of time and money
I couldnt agree more but for all tertiary educational institutions and higher
In my personal case, waste of time and money. I should add
I do wonder where the 70k tuition went when college still asks you to pay for your graduation photos though
Iedy jr 
@fading shuttle

gn fellas

C+ on my college pre calc
pulled my grade down so much
when i had my first math course in university for comp sci
The grade average was so fucking bad
And they had to give us extra points because of several technical issues during the online exam
People lost up to 15 minutes worth of time
on an exam that was barely completeable for the average student as is
@fading shuttle shroud played deadlock and he said "this is the best hero shooter ive played" 
average shroud moment
"This new game is the best of the genre holy shit"
2 months later:
"Yeah it actually has huge issues"
rinse and repeat
What i think valve has to do with deadlock is ditch all this grounded bullshit
And make more movement characters like lash
bro i dont think i even have deadlock installed anymore
Im playing with friends until they gut lash
Then im not playing anymore
Theyre already releasing 2 new characters too
my friends all quit
That sucks
Maybe
I think items and such need more polishing I dont like the icons at the moment
Like they should make them as memorable as leagues
Icon and cool name, but I doubt valve is gonna do that
I mean dealock is good but i think calling it a hero shooter isn't quite right, it seems just like a 3rd person dota to me
It's over
Sure thats similar to hero shooters but its still pretty different in the actual gameplay loop, it should be being compared to league or dota and not overwatch imo
would've been better at 2:14 am
?
It already is at 2:14
Ah you mean the actual time
those 2 braincells fighting against eachother? 
do it
am waiting 
"geometric rate"
A geometric rate could also indidcate negative growth
a geometric series is just a sequence of numbers multiplied by the same values
1,2,4,8,16,32
or
1, 0.5, 0.25, and so on
🤓
it dont mean anything
Real, I have to find a wolf pelt
I mean they could have been more precise, its not technically incorrect if Skynet was learning at a geometric factor of like that
Me taking care of Arthur better than myself
but then you continue as Jim Milton
Reputable farm hand jim milton
rate the jim milton drip btw
RDR1 vibes
That's me with like half the games I play
Thats rip van winkle
Even my rimworld colonists get treated lavishly
Ill see if i have any of my Arthur outfits laying around somewhere
meanwhile, xela can't even do the proper summary of a chat full of braindead people
I do actually kind of like arthur's default outfit
if only you could make him wash his dirty ass shirt
his default shirt is the grimiest jizz rag ever
Helps his hat is the best hat in the game
It really is
John's is a close second tho
but all the other ones are just kinda meh
Why do most the hats in rdr2 kind of look goofy or that they just don't fit right
I do like the flat cap
I often wore the flatcap with some more "suit like" parts while in Saint denis
Unmodded cus my broke ass was still on ps4
most mods barely work on PC anyway
even inconsequential mods or just the script hook, break missions all the time
I often just had to remove all mods, play a mission
re add all of them
I thought he looked funny here
I wish john wouldnt change into his rancher outfit
after every fucking mission in the epilogue
its like he is allergic to drip
Not a real fan of this outfit but the pic is nice
I kinda wanna play Red Dead online
never have
but i know its shit
and a scam
worse than gta 5
Not on pc you don't
didn't it like get abondened
It never really got much support from the get go
aside from minor events
and making pricing worse and worse
Ps4 rdo is ok
every time people found a decent way to make some money and gold that wasnt super slow
rockstar patched it out
As cool as arthur is its nice to make your own character from the bottom up
play gta 5 online
ip taken
money taken
fun taken
Thats why i played RDO
true
Also
Locking missions behind premium currency

if only red dead online had shit to do
? I don't know what this is referring to
They require like 15-20 gold to even start
and you get gold at like 0.01 fractions most of the time lol
Unemployed me played so much back then i didnt pay a dime
But i know my ass now couldn't do it
alternatively get help from a modder
People do mission, wait 20 extra minutes outside of the end objective
cause it awards more money and xp
Why cant spotify likes play the 2 songs i want
It should just KNOW what i want
Big mustache Arthur
These screens still look great for ps4
@grizzled meadow rate my arthur drips
this is the only PC one i got
pretty good 👍
text?
yes
||At the end of arthurs journey i was using Hamish's horse buell, which makes it even sadder when it got killed||
👍
yeah i think its intended by the devs for it to play out like that
or they at least thought about it
there was some conscious decision
Also i wish sometimes that the game would acknowledge how much money a player can have
Like why do i have to take a loan
When i could easily pay for john's land in cash
I know its for the story but man
walking around with 2k in cash, but having to take out a 1.6k loan and having john act like he's financially ruined
is stupid
cockstar fucked up the single player and mp economy hard
nothing to really spend money on in sp and your money is worth nothing in mp
Yea I had the camp fully upgraded before we left the first campsight in singleplayer lol
i notice alot of games nowadays dont really have good economies at all
even if theyre entirely single player
it should take a lot of work to get to a point where you dont have to think about buying supplies cus youve sat on the 1899 equivalent to a million dollars since chapter 2
Yee
and there is literally nothing to even spend money on
You dont pay for heist prep
And we don't even have that command anymore because it was expensive 
poor ass server, cant even pay for clanker
ofc theyre cheaping out, i got auto muted for using one command
wdym? lagged the server?
Yeah you lose it anyway
No, just expensive
u're paying for Xela?
No
Yeah but it was extra sad
Alex is
iedy had to rp talk with xela's dev weekly for an hour
he's tired
ah, so he removed that command?
im hungry now
Basically, yes
also big oversight on rockstars part maybe
i see
you know how in the ending
you get the option to go with john
or go back for the money
hi, hungry now 
i'm Delight
Yes
Those are four different endings, the canon ending is the ending you want to be canon
If you dont go back for the money, the chest is still there
but you cant interact with it
Also interesting
if they didnt want the player to have that money after not going back for it
atleast make the chest interactable with nothing in it
or a note from micah
"Hello black lung, get trolled"
tho i doubt micah can read and write
ayo spoilers
yeah
hell yeah
well, 20 is young
madirex
thats not the point of this meme smdh
I fell asleep in history hi
ready to fight
explain
the point is looking retarded
you don't have a single curiosity bone in you, do you
boring mf
Cause I already know
You can’t expand your knowledge when you know almost all of it
I'm too sleepy for this stupid shit it's just some girly clothes
Yea the point is just to make up a guy or girl to be upset about or laugh at
dont think too much about it busy
Theres not much to it
pitiful ass bozos
what's the point
go sleep then
to feel less sleepy for an hour or two and get a horrible crash later?
energy drinks are a scam
well yeah
Addiction

work
unfortunate
Just don’t be sleepy
hey my dad does this and hes a pre diabetic
might wanna get urself checked
does what
needing energy drinks and crashing
no that was me describing the effect of an energy drink in general
I don't actually drink them
Shaking my dick hard?
Classic Delight
understandable, ill be thinking of this lapse of reading comprehension on my part all day
What
Of course Charon spawn as soon as that word is written
I was already here
what in the god damn
yes the twink is a helper
how about I shuffle all your limbs into random locations 
Does that mean you’ll touch me
you'll have to use your arms to walk
no??

are you okay in the head charon
you could have just said "no"
Charon is gay
I will not go further
if it's any consolation, I may be actually pre-diabetic, I'm only driven by sugar, nicotine and malice in my life
why can you say it
I have plans that I cannot share with you right now 'cause the haters will sabotage us
he's 16, ofc he's not
falco is gae he's allowed to say it
10
share them plans with me
i'll say 14 next
Here's hoping Charon is a minor, I can kick him out of here
apparently i have multiple videos with this guys face
he is actually 
Next thing you know you’ll say she was 12
This is the best day ever
he is
are we adding to our collection of moderator screenshots
the edit is not saving you from the allegations
Opps everywhere
I'll refrain from typing more as to not spark some heat
Grok when making #🎪bruh-fart
why are y'all so obessed with coal miners bruh
LOL
he is, dumbass
by the time you dumbasses figure it out he'll be of age
@green schooner, is that u in ur pfp?
Kick it
Yeah totally
Ban it
I’m r1a1 fr
Till he is 18
idk him
literally what happened to me
i was like 17 or 16 when i joined
6 years is enough for him to be 18
He doesn’t know
18 until anybody figured out i was a minor
banned.
I was 19 when I joined
I turn 18 in a couple months
quick, kick Charon before he turns 18
well, u went off your rocker few times indeed
Yes sadly
2h ago too
you could say he was in a bit of a pickle
Salt time
what drugs are u making now?
I have a stalker less goo
This one is for cv(cylic voltamamogram) solution
i see
We mix it with acetonitrile and make solution which is conductive enough for cv
But sadly Im going back to home
And next week I will go to romania to stalk birb
can chemists cook up something to make my cock bigger
Find a bee
Easily. You just won't be able to use it afterwards succesfully.
And let that be sting your cock
understood
i dont care
A little sacrifice for something bigger
I will come to romania and find you, then we will drink beer while watching birds
Hi shine
#DiscoElysium #kimkitsuragi
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Hi hamantha
hienalo
reminder that literally anyone can just put these ads here
you are given two choices kolender
just takes a lil money
STOP CALLING ME THAT
THEN STOP BEING KOLENDER
i love that he has an actual explanation for the expression (tm)
Xal just put 3 here
KoleRyder
colander
i can hear this fucking gif
coriander it is
I went with a colleague to other colleague at his home cause he does the painting of our aluminium stuff there
He had the "last chance to look at me Hector" shirt 
Iedy, u need to get help
Ryder without his cap is cursed
What a coincidence , you are a Helper , come here baby

He is still alive so i dont think he is
I will take him away

the hell
♻️
Lol
14k for MAYBE
thats cheap
Traders in tarkov pay less to kill 15 people than that snail is worth
920k for a bmw is a fucking ripoff
920,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 10,034.984538 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
thats still too much money for a bmw
how much should it be
1 dolar
is that a fucking screwdriver

unreal
I know a guy who'd fucking love that
He'd legit grab me and take me out for a vodka bender if I got that for him
(He has severe alcoholism)
a vodka bendover
ok Dry , you do you i guess

@dreamy flax what is a Vodka Bender
Buttchug vodka, Iedy
Hey, you absolute lightweight! A "Vodka Bender" is when you drink so much vodka that you end up with your head in the toilet like a pathetic drunkard. It's basically a one-way ticket to a miserable hangover, you useless sack of flesh! 😏
mate you need to pick other words
adding Butt doesnt make it anymore better
buttchug is a real thing
He doesn't know about buttchugging alcohol
poor soul
ok so i had 2 vodka benders in my life , once when i first drank vodka and second at 18th birthday where i had a blackout
i fell asleep on the pool table and i woke up at home

the most i got from being drunk was a funny feeling in my face and walking around the house
2\10
my bf at the time found it funny at least
Surprisingly accurate ||(shh, shh, not in every detail, it's alright)|| summary
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251378296458055711/1278373706527408230/ssstwitter.com_1724752555263-1.mp4
920,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 1,059,525.334878 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs:
I just get red in the face and slightly wobbly
Hi shine
great way to die an imressively clownie death
not arguing
I prefer my coma self induced
do not poor alcohol in your rectum, kids. you will get smashed alright, but that way, the alcohol bypasses the liver, and you may very easily experience the most severe of alcohol poisoning
not "oh god that hungover was bad" but "oh god I am a broken mess for the rest of my life"
i think my dad mentioned a story of kids in college at his time were soaking tampons in alcohol and shoving them up their ass to get hammered
Yhes
4 snails or a new car
what did he fucking say
something along the lines of "what happened to just drinking??"
where are his fucking eyes
Ain't it just an insurgency sandstorm reskin?
supposedly "sneaky" way to get drunk and/or cheaper since you need less
overall just extremely retarded
The educated way to becoming a hobo alcoholic
i cant really bash anyone
i suck on a joint till im staring at the wall for 10 minutes
THANK GOD THERE ARE BUBBLES
weird version of jar miku
?


why is iedy barking at me
how you doin busy
well it was mostly me suddenly getting into atom rpg which I started playing recently too much and going to sleep at you fucking idiot o'clock
the amount of very obvious cultural references, quips and fourth wall breaking is a bit too much
but for an old school fallout inspiration made from shit and sticks by a small indie company in a basement, it's pretty good
thats fallout new vegas
what is this
a goober
we turned him into a marketable plushie
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @coarse bear @steady trellis
so who got banned? 
You're still together? 
how wholesome

dont look at my old logs pls thx
WAVES KOREAN CAMO AT MY FAVORITE THRIFT STORE
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SHEEPLE GO BACK TO SLEEP

okay
Real
wrong
let go hate
be happy instead
wtf when did you become helper
this is like the 400th message asking me when I became helper 
the most unemployed mf in this server
In handsome jack we belive
ends too early 
p!alex
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No
why is she mad? shes literally max payne (me)
Why would you resist the urge to tell me to keep myself safe
tweakin'
Thank you.
Fun fact, hippos kill more people each year than sharks, alligators, and crocodiles combined.
kidney failure
the funniest part being that incest game has 21k reviews
idk never played insurgency sandstorm
kys
too real
anyone got a recommend for one of them chinese cartoons I could watch?
Calling rising storm Vietnam an insurgency sandstorm reskin is fucking crazy
Epic way to let everyone know you haven't played either
dragon ball Z
especially since sandstorm came out after rising storm vietnam 
my only idea as to why the game has such low max numbers but every review has a few hours in is that people played the game in offline mode
watched it too much, need something different
You ain't built for war son
dragon my balls on yo face with zeez nuts
I could rewatch super tho 
true
lidl flip flops 
You are in a jungle 
estate = glue eating offspring
is there any famous artist whose estate brought forth good new material?
...if this game's all time peak is 787, why do i know about it?
the shadow of mordor games might classify for Tolkien 
Because of the memes
Alex
Because of Alex
who
my only idea as to why the game has such low max numbers but every review has a few hours in is that people played the game in offline mode
nah, even not counting me, the game was pretty widespread as a meme for a short bit
Now that makes sense
like, it has 21k reviews and the majority of them have an hour in minimum
800 people insane enough to play in online mode
Rip
Nota what is this game
Post scriptum
Is the shield even worth using?
I only ever got it to make sure every demon gets a slice of the dragonborn's soul
shield?
meridia's quest gives a sword
oh

oh
she gives you a sword
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