#πͺbruh-fart
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The retarded furry knows too much.
Wow anime so funny haha please laugh at me hahah look I posted anime! Funny! Laugh please!
Sad
It is. Youβre sad and pathetic.
DUDE. 
Meow
DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I FUCKIN TYPED
God please
Look I know weebs and furries have been in a cosmic conflict for decades but please for the love of Gods listen to me.

I'm having fun
Stop
Complaining
Alright, if you say so. 
I have completed my incredibly generic first house in Minecraft. Still better than a dirt cube.
Show the class.
Me myself and i

Why do people feed ryry attention this guy actually strives in this server off the 3 interactions he gets
Feeding a ameba micro organism
I guess some people have a humiliation fetish lmfao.
Shit brick commieblock
He types so much for single simple respond and its funny
Not a bad start. Needs a more varied palette and shape.
He wastes energy
Good for first build
Going to replace the walls with brick as soon as I dig up enough clay from the surrounding riverbeds
Quite nice, few decorations and will be good to go
I may recommend a mixture.
Use a contrasting wood type for the outer corners, and/or stone type.
Most generic anime character ever
Thank you Alex
Brazilian miku is the single best thing that happend in 2024
Pretty sure they had the said character ran over by a truck in the show
Generic anime character + random animal element
It's boring
Ryry is very correct about the corners being contrasting colors. One of the easiest things you can do to a Minecraft build to make it pop
For a braindead deer joke
So peak

Iedy saying this like he doesnt spam homelander gifs
Bring the mercy gif with homelander caption
Thank you Alex
Alex coming for everyone
Alex is a saint
If thereβs one person I will never give shit, that person is Alex.
Now do it for big boss and then you have one for falco
You dont give shit you give tutorial lvl rage bait
And it works
falco doesnt post frequently enough for anything he says to be considered spam
Ppl who respond to you are equal to game journalists being unable to do the cuphead tutorial double jump
I mean is that not what "giving shit" is. 
Thatβs why itβs funny
i do have this one for falco though
You have no idea 
I don't want to get out of bed
I rlly think some wall deco and roofing reno will do you alot of good things
He can just call him Sicilian 
I expertly crafted this pack please fucking run
BLACK SCREEN AAAAA
God fucking damnit
Yeah, I was just finishing the basic shape, still have a lot of work to do both inside and outside
:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
β¬οΈ
shop
he must go to the negozio
It's something about breaking pasta I can see those two words
I'd like to also have a little gravel or cobblestone path meandering through the little island the house is on, plus a dock and bridge
I found a grindy ass civilization mod for mc
@glad carbon
First I have to get rid of all these fucking dark oak trees though
First day of class today, lets hope this year goes well 
Like, dark oak is fantastic for sheer amount of wood but goddamn are they annoying to cut down completely
The closest spruce to my base is 2000 blocks away and Iβve been wanting some 
Another win for spruce
Spruce will FOREVER be the best wood
I'm one of those weirdos that prefers birch
Shitbox soviet-bloc cars have gotta be my favorite gender
Birch doesn't suck but its just a lot more situational
I was convinced it wasnt real until i saw all the area around his house being tilled soil
Cherry wood sucks and anyone who likes it is mental.
I got the game to function elfx shadows fucking hates alternate start even with a patch
Lmfao
Its fine sometimes but I don't know why they made it bright fucking pink, that's nothing how it looks irl, it should have looked like a de-saturated birch
I wonder, is there a way to make a passive salmon trap/harvester in vanilla. Because the rivers around my house have a fuckton of them.
And making a mob dropper type thing also doesnt work for fish cause they just swimp up water streams and shit
Currently fish farm is impossible
I fucking love him
I had a stacking raid farm on a sever that made 300k emeralds and hour and I left it on for too long and it filled the chests and crashed it
@narrow lotus @coarse bear
Good job mr krabs
@solar obsidian love you now and always <33 stay up bro
Okay i think i mightve found the most grindy mc mod
Anyone here played terrafirmacraft
Cringe ass positivity, ryry get in here and say a slur
I think its spelled
Fr fuck that positivity garbage
This is brainfart take your soft ass to general

We clown in this mf
Fuck being loved I will spread hate all over this continent called Europe
yes we know grok calls delight a good boy
You know you've made a good mod list when the khajit don't look like they came out of a gutter
real
it's... it's the same ass khajit as in vanilla wdym
thats literally the same as vanilla
it's not
I dunno, I prefer to play them entirely vanilla.
Psychotic
I must be not refined of a khajit enjoyer to get the nuance then
Just 2.9M?
It's mostly texture and different face map
it looks like he just has slightly higher quality textures
and eyes
Back in 2020 when we got forced out of school for "two weeks"
, I 100%'d Skyrim.
thats not really that much of a change
My 50th Episode Special! This took me way longer than I thought it would, but here it is!
Skyrim Elysium Remastered Modlist:
https://github.com/TitansBane/Elysium-Remastered
Also the Elysium discord:
https://discord.com/invite/4zbewyq3UN
------...
Shit like that is just fucking stupid IMO.
That sounds fucking awful
I don't get why people mod the fuck out of those games.
Just play them vanilla. It's all you need.
Bro get that shit out of here

dear god
skyrim modding
Not my kind of modding. 
It's so low quality you can tell it's been passed around
iedys kind fr
I would not doubt that.
The grey names showed up and ruined the vibe.
Alr now that Im done modding (it's never over) I'm going to play as a racist nord
Please look at this cat.
Look at this dog
you really think you are special with the high rank
real
Dark ass scary room
Nah I just wanted to get the gears of conversation churning in another way. 

yo dark ass enb
Nah that's just elfx shadows enhanced if there no light source it's basically black
It's a bit much I might remove it
I love how you just shrug. 
I either get "oh that's definitely cropped porn" or "sleep paralysis demon"
There really is nothing more for me to say regarding the matter 
You're so based for that.

That is way fucking better
Honestly if you spent as much time in newbies as you do here, you'd probably be at or above my rank lmao.
The rank is nothing.
p!implode 930976545588252703
I just don't really play stalker anymore

Meddlesome creature right there
Cool disabling shadow enhancer makes alternate start work sick
more
Skyrim modding at its finest
Fucking for real
You saw how dark that room was fuck that easy trade off
You're lucky I don't know xela commands or else you'd be a speck
There you go, a gremlin
Wat
bad command
They done put me in the hexagon
delete this
Gotchu fam
boooooo
Finally got rid of all the trees on my little island. Tooks several in-game days and iron axes because fuck you dark oaks
Hijacking your world and planting exclusively dark oak rn
I'd rate Iedys opinion a score of 58.7914 / 100
mid
not bad
let's do a fear and hunger coin toss now
π± Question: is iedys opinion valid?
Answer: Yes
the bots are legit rigged
I'm planting accacia
Ah shit a terrifying presence
Hijacking your world and replacing all of your trees with cherry
You're all fucked
jere9882, your new nickname is Coleman
New plan, replace all trees with giant mushrooms
Nah we should cut down more trees
fallout london
usagi1030, your new nickname is Throat
ayo
We are fucking gaming now
jere9882, your new nickname is Strip
Should finish that game
yes
but the large amounts of sexual violence maybe not if you are easily squeemish
if so play the second
My load times are much longer probably from the amount of textures but it's worth it
much less more approachable
"we are fucking gaming now"
it's just skyrim again
Azbestos tierlist
we are gaming now because I'm not sitting there modding and looking through reddit posts
right
hands on the table iedy you bastard
Still need a grass landscape fix but shit looks good
trap
real 
bro seriously? 
503 hours of gameplay, 19 000 hours of gooning to argonians
Why in the fuck
never goon
Reading the lusty argonian maid rn
tree man got that hist in him
Reminding me of that one time mfs were debating about argonian tits
like reading lore entries about it
argonian boobs arew a yt video
10 min watch
do you have nothing better to do than photoshop faces onto trees?
cant post links becauseb oobs are in thumbnail
nah I'll just go on loverslab instead
photoshoping faces to trees has been more valuable to this chat than any contribution you have ever made
it's too complex for simpler life forms don't worry about it


Is this loss
oh my got it is
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Itβs loss
DIRECTED PRECISELY
Gawdam
Im sorry raccoon but a sky-shot of modded skyrim has been posted a million times
jere9882, your new nickname is Birthday
Alr let me take another one
happy @timid shoal
!busy
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nice to meet you too tree
I can vividly imagine some 2025 game showcase and Bobb Coward going "so guys we only had a single brainstorm about tes 6 so far, that shit is so raw yet that it's not even a game design document... BUT GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO RE-RE-RELEASE THIS YEAR!"
Please not again
i did and now my desk is smeared , thanks busy

it comes out in early access
but the early access just gives view permission on their google docs plans
well that took you a hot second
For 500 dollars
Or maybe halfway through the game, you get hit over the head and sent to Skyrim
No no, design documents are so last decade. Starfield didn't have one and look how well that turned out! -Bethesda
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
BETHESDA FANS GET TO MAKE THEIR GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE TRULY UNIQUE, BY MAKING THE GAME THEMSELVES!
here's a link to trelo, the group call is 7 pm EST daily. good luck!
Modders singlehandedly carrying Bethesda on their backs
ew skyrim
Modders literally made Skyrim 2
They overhauled the combat system , animations and everything
the harshest abusive relationship in the story of mankind
Modders carrying Bethesda games only for them to push an update for it 10 years later that just fucks everything up
nah not that slimy
or well i got older 
it's august 28th
Early chrimad
silly orange entity

a what
She got some monoliths π
Gonna go play more chinese tarkov
Literally league players
She worship on my monolith till I emission
repost this in #π£tarkov-released
@narrow lotus

Goals
I can't stop thinking about these two kids
Fighting
One of them kissed his first
Spun his entire arm a bunch of times and threw his punch just to miss and fall on his belly
Shit was hilarious
Yakuza heat action??!!

god i remember it
!sean
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yoink
Have you thought about giving up and using hard drugs?
I need the full version of this
and the balkan man vanishes
never to be heard from again
@fresh rose @stone blade

Wtf is a cigan

gypsy 
but yea its a gypsy
basically @narrow lotus will tell you 
Copying that for my bio in Stalcraft
@inland jackal i would say cigan is a worst way possible gipsy (pls dont ban me)
What

Thats kinda racist but i see no mods around

That game has basically 0 moderation, the first month was just filled with people spamming chat with things like: "Type 2 if you hate Nig---" With the --- replaced with actual letters.
Then 40 people would spam "2" in the chat... Rinse and repeat
2
Moooooods!
Ah, yes, a classic example of "Europeans are very concerned about racism until gypsies come up."
I haven't met any, but nobody who defends them can come up with anything nice to say about them
Iedy is there to
Thats sad but i yeah i heard that game ran it's course, unbalanced mess , unmoderated mess
moderation isn't rly required, unless you are bothered by this stuff I suppose
Stalcraft is like Tarkov. I fucking hate it
The burnout is real
Real
any unmoderated patch of internet will quickly be filled with bigotry and hate speech
the tards don't have anywhere else to voice their opinions
guy with 1000+ hours playtime
"game sucks, I hate it, don't play."
doesn't elaborate
The worst thing about Stalcraft is that it is soooo fucking close to being actually great
Yet it is so fucking shit that I would recommend no one start playing it, at all
I got surrae and profound into it
And artyom back into it

If you have ever complained about being up-tiered in WarThunder, then don't play this fucking garbage
Dragging those poor soils with me
I'll listen to you Sean, I'll never play it
Itβs not even that bad
Just donβt get armor the next rank
And instead get the gun
Nah, matchmaking is cooked, full +15 masters vs purple +5 Timmy
wasnt you that got me into it
it was weseli....
Iβm taking credit
i dont even know who you are
Yes you do
john charon america
the tiring part of it now that the gap is closing between tiers and im honestly just tired of people purposefully wasting your time
like im between purple and red, havent gotten any red pieces yet but everyone is 15+ red event guns

I like how this llama salesman just teleports onto my isolated island sometimes
It's like couriers in Bethesda games, they can just swooce right in
@zenith grove ALO
need a whole ass reset
hmm
depends though that gives the manufactures a hold on parts
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gm brainfart
Good mythical morning to you too, Bird Brain
it my birtday today
Happy birthday :)
Happy birthday
Wait a minute

holy shit itsd the birthdday
Congrats on surviving another year.
Yeee it only gets worse the older yoy get
happy borthday
ill simply live through sheer spite and whimsy
who was the femboy mod again?
right
keep forgettin them
been a bit
he absolutely is
unfathomably based
oh.
yellow slop
bro is havin the time of his life
Canβt feel despair and hopeleness gotta bench this 120 kg
fake ass, not even because of you being a notorious forger, but because of that aldo ass dot in the end
mid meme
Hello Treeman
plus no minor spelling mistakes
Going to start spreading misinformation
its this better you picky asshole
okay too much
fuck you
his English is trash, but he's not hit in the head
oh
you know what would have been a good touch as well
edit text on it, like this ->
those babies definitely got a hit in the head
he does it pretty often
i replaced the battery on my wireless headphones cus it was dying, now many more years they will suffer my ownership
based
but my ass being incompetent fucked up the ear pads removing them, so ill have to buy new ones
buy new ones cut the pads off and glue them onto the old ones
no?
yes
just buy new ear pads
too simple
which is what im doing through my beloved aliexpress
the sponsor of todays channel
@placid sail remember when you got a mobo off aliexpress 
hey this is just ear pads
try
eh listen
I got the cpu and ram from ali as well
ill be amazed if they fuck these up somehow
they send you a photocopy of the idem
ali is decent, you just gotta roll safe
β¬
buying mobo from ali was indeed a bit silly
because it has a lot of exposed parts and all
but it all turned out fine in the end
A not based moderator would ask to remove + ban + etc. but I'm based
i bought these g435s for like, 50ish euros, very good deal
When
word around the office is, Falco's cake is not that big
Falco a neonatal pediatrician lore drop pog
would you trust falco?
ahhh wiiire
he had the name "mr manipulative" for a while
It was a meme because you called me manipulative (I still don't know why you called me that)
it was a meme because you are manipulative
wii
I still don't know how I am manipulative
yes
mr manipulative at it again
you dont have an asian woman as your profile picture anymore??
it must be the end of the world
you are a twink
you're a rat
valid
flop would trust a greasy grey van with "free candy" written on it in the middle of Pakistan
acting like a victim
That pfp does indeed go hard, time to play HP 1 for the PS1 again
Never did that
inb4 opps will find a moment where I did it
narcism
I'm distrusting of strangers, would never happen
flop would look at a man with devil horns offering him "an offer he couldnt refuse" and think he is an upright well-to-do business man
Never did that, I only get compliments, the only "compliment" I give myself is "I'm based"
my mother said to not talk to strangers 
Hi chat
and yet you became a helper, whose sole job is talking to strangers with stupid issues
you literally became an onahole a helper on a server in discord, that's the epitome of talking to strangers
u guys can't harm me physically
so doesn't count
I will fry you busy
Flop the type of guy to go straight to bed as soon as he arrives at the sleepover to make sure he's the first one asleep
isn't that kinda oddly specific? speaking from experience
?
From his experience yes
50/50, depends on how active my brain is
Nah I don't go to sleepover cause that's gae
if I don't feel like killing my braincells, I'll probably just go sleep instantly
sound like insecurity to me
sleepovers are just a different way to say ''lets have a orgy''
falco the type of straight dude that specifically has sex with men just so he can say that he prefers women once he is done
seems like I was coming to some boring ahh sleepovers, we were just playing civ and tf2 all night
i don't know what sleepovers you've been to... I think you've been hanging around the wrong people or....other things I will not mention
"Just one more try bro just to prove my point bro I swear just one last men bro"
lol
"I sucked every dick in Italy so I can say for sure, I AM NOT GAE"
nah, not each and every dick
there's a few left out
he hunts down every hog like a vulture, you can't hide
good thing i am not in italy

are you buying tickets rn
broke ass mf
create a group of criminals who smuggle cigarettes
why is there dead bug in here
have them wear funny hats and talk with italian accents
Go to the spanish border and come back with 50 packs
bro you know they check cars coming from mexico
Oh that's right you're in the US
You're fucked then
Start growing your tobbacco
the type of sleepovers you have in kindergarden
eat the ciggy packs
go to qatar and buy malboro reds
they're not gonna look inside you
Field Manipulative Falco
well the ATF finds out
fairly manipulative falco
They won't spy your electricity consumption just to track down a led lamp man
π yes they would bro
**Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives **
it already been swatted once π
But noone will notice the watts difference on your bill cause noone is checking in the first place
And even if they checked it could just be a washing machine
surre
you're glowing a little too bright today
CIA GLOWIES BE LIKE:
I am aware cause I have had interactions with the peacekeeping forces in the past 
you're french right?
that's federal land you'll be digging
ye
they don't like that
Tobacco
Digging or disturbing land in National Forests is illegal! Per 36 C.F.R. 261.9(g), digging in, excavating, disturbing, injuring, destroying, or in any way damaging any prehistoric, historic, or archaeological resource, structure, site, artifact, or property. The National Forest land has not been "cleared" by a Forest Archaeologist. This means that there may be archaeological resources that can be damaged by digging. Therefore, digging is illegal. It will be enforced. The maximum penalty is a fine of $5000 and/ or 6 months in jail. Questions should be directed to your nearest U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, Forest Service, Law Enforcement & Investigations Staff.
Federal yapping
. The maximum penalty is a fine of $5000 and/ or 6 months in jail.
That sounds normal for vandalising a national park tbh
lol
i mean it is
whadda mean I can't put my statue here of a penis?
"Vandalism" "theft" "destruction of property" "tresspassing" bla bla bla shut up glowie
blur
look it says "RED WOOD"
States
YEAH FUCK THAT FUCKING DUTY CUNT
what the fuck is even that
woah calm down son
dutyer touch you in the shower?
Deagle XL
Innovation.
yes
Bro you are being tracked down by local tribes cause you have a prehistoric tail
how much?
debt?
damn, most people would be jealous
35 bottles of Nemiroff
Monkey
thats true, taxation in the west is far worse than the east
30 bottles and 20kilos of queso cheese?
i am trying to find somewhere stable, its really hard to find jack nowadays, everythings fucked up
best to stick with what you have
buying house: 
squatting in wealthy property owner's empty un-used building that has electricity and heating for some reason: 
Landlords hate this one trick
Here if you get paid 1300, your boss has to pay 2000-2200
are you canadian nobody?
Use the fireplace, silly
I don't think it'll work here
explains the homosexuality
I don't think we have squatter rights
I tried but they doubled the fine
damn right
30 day rule doesn't work... after 30 days they may establish tenant status but not ownership
I love stupid fucking deer
i guess we do
Don't ask about the deer's gender apparently it turns people mad
fuck
real as fuck
Will people in Canada know if crackheads start going missing
The fuck
but then after 30 days it's legal only if the owner of the property will agree to starting the process
but doesn't mean ownership so
i guess we do?
kinda
sorta
male deer have antlers generally
What the fuck is discord doing
not female
which provence in mapleland @pastel quartz
so that deer is a man
Discord is too busy spying on my private conversations to fix their shit ass app
Yes
This image both exists and doesn't exist
Toronto too right?
Wtf
Why are their tweakers doing heroin on my fyp
π
Duty L, yes
fuck
I've noticed a bunch of dickheads and fuckheads come out of there from ya'll
monolith and bandit the only way to go baby
proud
member, yes
What are the feelings on Vancouver BC?
come on, the east coast west coast rivalry in canada is the time drake went to vancouver and got attacked by a fucking goose
it feel like that's just WA State but it's in canada
like they just split the city in half and said "we'll just make do"
Same
(send help π₯² )
have you ever considered leaving the states for whatever reason?
Hi twink
and canada ofc
Duty is the best
you have to have money
π
Help is never coming.
1 way trip to another country is cheap
claims are not factual
Brother what do you think?
well, where would you want to be?
Honestly I have no idea...
1 way trip is cheap, but finding housing in said country, paying for the visa fees, and everything else will tank you pretty hard
and you need backup money, lots of it
because if shit goes south and things dont work out
you need to have a way back home
Probably nordics, I have a friend who is in finland complaining how shit it is, then I try to tell him for what he lack there he'd not survive here
π
Mental issues, schizi, he'd be treated like shit here
The eternal cycle of 'my country is shit'
yes
it's frustrating asking people for opinions because it's never true
well over exaggerated rather
yeah
bruh, finland is shit?
tell him i wanna switch
lol
I guess people need to be in your shoes to make a fair comparison
No, I think I'm just having an episode
I mean he's got housing, and he's having basically Finnish version of SSI
fake reaction
anything for views
No, no he's right. Why the fuck would you drink water when you can dose up on vodka and morphine and blow your brains out instead?
Asmongold is barely different from a populist politician
it must be fucking miserable living like that, you act like a disgusting freak for views and end up sort of becoming that, jekyl and hyde
asmongold never acted like a disgusting freak
he always was one
Ohhh. I get it now. However, I cannot tell the difference in water taste because I am a lead-poisoned American with microplastic in my balls.
nikokado/madirex is the bottom line
Potting soil
I was thinking about Norway
hmm
he has the means and sense to not live like that now and he chooses not too because its apart of his brand
But I don't know, EU is too risky to be middle eastern in
infact I feel like everywhere nowadaysb
he had a wall that was full of dried blood because he kept having nosebleeds and instead of cleaning them normally he just wiped it on the wall
Enlist in foreign army
Instantly citizenship

french foreign legion was on the list at some point for an eu passport
i dont think you can do that in most countries
It still is
They will give you a new identify
Citizenship
i mean my list, not the world
etc
It's pretty rigorous though
Obviously
Only during the time you serve
I did a good bit of research and I can see why there's not many people that go through it
Mostly only ex sf get in or
skilled ones
Like rangers
In FFL ?
wasnt nosebleed, it was his teeth
i saw that it was a way for criminals to clear their name tho
Ye but American count is low in FFL
itβs mostly Ukrainians
cause their pay is shit
Iβm saying thatβs where majority of them go
Xd
Or in another foreign group
why would you as SF go to the FFL
And yeah lots of Ukranians in the FFL, prob the most present nationality, but overall it's very mixed
Why when you can go PMC instead and make 6x the paycheck
because itβs rigorous
realβ¦
i don't think special forces go 'yeah this looks like cock and ball torture, i want in'
They kinda do
The only SF in the FFL are probably people discharged for fighting or being drunk/drugs in their own country
SF people usually have the mentality of
I am the best at this
and no one else is better
thatβs their entire thing
I mean
yo
Then why not ask for the nationality and go to elite regiments
instead of FFL
The only advantage is that the FFL deploys often
cause FFL doesnβt really ask questions
and that
getting into combat these days is
almost impossible
I mean, the ground branch doesn't ask question either
It's mostly bad things abt your past, jail time, drug use etc
@tardy wolf
why would anyone trying to just get a nationality join something like that
Here you don't need to see combat to get "combat pay"
"risk your life around druggies/murders with little oversight in the worlds poorest regions!"
Iβm aware
As long as you deploy outside the territory, you get "operational pay"
yo
Even for training excercises with Estonia and Romania for ex
That was my main concern when I was applying
You get the same pay as if you'd deploy in afghan
Im fairly certain germany has operational pay like that
itβs for people who donβt really have concerns for that
but also pay if its a region with actual danger
The whole gist of 'yeah people are here to rebuild and fix their life' only goes so far
We are somewhat similar, extra territory pay + risk bonuses
I mean if your a pmc you get even more pay
But usually more risk
you arenβt there to fix them
Those anti piracy ship PMCs make bank
you are there to make money and make your side win
yeah, but if I were in the FFL I'm not sure if I'd wanna trust a drug fiend who's trying to get sober
Idk where you got your stories about druggies and maniacs, those get filtered and don't pass the selections
literally
your acting like those people pass frequently
the general background of people who go to the legion

Nah I know they don't
Wrong
type shift
i thought the legion didn't care about your background?
A bear was in my back yard
:3
We dont have bears
Criminal records yes
and we didnt even have wolves for so long
you donβt have Taco Bell either
thats fucked up man
I make taco bell at home
They do about criminal stuff, drugs, and you ofc have to pass the mental tests and interview with the military psychiatrist like any of our other branches
But itβs not true Taco Bell
its probably better
so if you have shit on your record then you're out?
but yeea
no you just have to be sane
And not a total cunt
Hideous Kerfuffle
It depends, there's americans who joined the FFL cause they couldn't make it in the USMC cause of a DUI or something like that
Minor stuff about that they'll pass
Ive read that there are very wealthy Russians who get guns and yachts and go near Somalia to shoot their pirates for fun
But if you're a ex-robber or anything like it, you're out
i see yh
Itβs fair
fake
Adventure vacation
well
sex
you have to decide what I am dude, I'm either old or something else
vsauce scaring me today
nah
you can't choose every insult
I will
Hi twink
The FFL is a good choice, solid instructors, you'll learn about the Legion's rich history and you'll get to move around
But don't go there untrained, as if you don't make it, there's no second chance
twink
Doubt I have anywhere else to train
Military in my own country don't allow us to enlist
You can train at home
ah, you mean that
Pushups, squats, pullups, cardio
Join pmc fight jn foreign war
Get bank
I thought you meant more military side of training
just remember you arenβt protected by the genva
I already am not bro
No you can enlist as a complete civilian, as long as you pass the interviews and all the tests
As I said, no second try tho so be sure you're ready if you wanna attempt it
Mhm
The only time it protects is when its enforced
@tidal trellis
Only if your in the military

PMCβs arenβt counted
yes
And police
PMCβs paraβs
vsauce moment

yall just mad cuz no one loves yall
