🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/YqevzkKYeD.jpg

[final rose]

[inland jackal]

Well then

[halcyon sonnet]

I like ready or not but im not giving 150gb to it, might as well be playing cod with how much space it fuckin uses

[inland jackal]

Call of duty yugoslav wars

[low atlas]

it happens to a lot of people but whether it sticks or not is based on who they try it out with

[inland jackal]

Is my other idea

[low atlas]

[river zealot]

get bombed by nato

[halcyon sonnet]

🦅

freedom seeds for freedom trees

to be turned to freedom paper for freedom taxes

[glad carbon]

D:

[halcyon sonnet]

every time this bot is used its either barely decipherable or entirely incoherent

[glad carbon]

hiii @river zealot

[river zealot]

privet

[glad carbon]

hows it goin

[halcyon sonnet]

kak dela

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/12PY2W7N6B.jpg

[minor cypress]

Exactly. Dude is just lonely and doesn't know how to be on his own.

[river zealot]

grenadier

[halcyon sonnet]

factory

impacts

[glad carbon]

want me to help?

[river zealot]

cant get impacts

[inland jackal]

[halcyon sonnet]

vogs

[river zealot]

nah im good

[halcyon sonnet]

airburst fuckers

[river zealot]

have to go in 10 mins

[halcyon sonnet]

[river zealot]

see the issue is

[glad carbon]

i can bait people into downstairs and you can frag em

[river zealot]

nades are fucked

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

real

[river zealot]

they dont go where they are thrown

[glad carbon]

they still have the throwing hitbox of old nades

but they come from the middle of ur screen now

[halcyon sonnet]

what??

[glad carbon]

like the old nade came from ur right hand

[river zealot]

yeah basiccly

[glad carbon]

so you can pitch around a corner

[river zealot]

you have a 10 degree range

[halcyon sonnet]

I haven't touched the new wipe yet, I know deagle and uzi is in, as well as map to map travel

[river zealot]

from where you aim where they might land

[glad carbon]

new nades are thrown right hand like a shotput in the middle of ur screen almost

[halcyon sonnet]

interesting

[river zealot]

forget throwing nades in windows or doorways

[halcyon sonnet]

fuck man

[river zealot]

hopefully they fix it soon

[glad carbon]

hiiii @coarse bear @narrow lotus

[halcyon sonnet]

bsg fixing something in a timely manner

[glad carbon]

how are you fellas doin

[river zealot]

i might as well try unlock tripwires

[final rose]

@low atlas i love it when they give me a quest to the edges of limsak

[halcyon sonnet]

have either of you met the new boss? the pmc karma guy?

I hear pmc karma is gonna try to kill ratting as a strat, but I doubt it will do it effectively

[glad carbon]

not yet

[low atlas]

Beautiful

[glad carbon]

it only kills it if you sit near extract iirc

you can afk in a bush to go piss and you should be fine

[halcyon sonnet]

the real question is how far from extract, and would it technically include long range sniping to extract, the interchange tents exfil, etc

[glad carbon]

its not that far

like say ur at L bend in dorms on customs

thats in extract camping range for the car

if you're on the other stairs ur fine

[river zealot]

yes

first day

go to crackhouse

[inland jackal]

@river zealot whats 3(5+5/10)

[river zealot]

walk near the wall

[glad carbon]

I havent played enough customs or woods for him

[river zealot]

"what was that sound"

[glad carbon]

3

[river zealot]

look at teammate

tripwire under his legs

BOOM

[final rose]

wrong ping

[glad carbon]

wait

[final rose]

one in the west side in the middle
one in the north
one in the south

[inland jackal]

@glad carbon

[river zealot]

3 * 5.5

[inland jackal]

@final rose

[river zealot]

like what

16?

16.5?

[final rose]

@inland jackal

[river zealot]

16.5

[final rose]

[glad carbon]

yeah what artyom said

i forgot pemdas

[inland jackal]

Charon got it wrong thats why im asking

[glad carbon]

charon has fetal alcohol syndrome

[river zealot]

what did charon say

[halcyon sonnet]

the fucker can just put em below you?? does he gotta be close?

[final rose]

somehow i feel like an idiot

[river zealot]

nah

he likes

mines around

[final rose]

its 3 isnt it?

[glad carbon]

16.5

[river zealot]

there was like 20 tripwires around

[halcyon sonnet]

ahh

[river zealot]

it makes a metal sound

[glad carbon]

remember that you still need to follow pemdas in parentheses

[halcyon sonnet]

reminds me of butterfly mines but trip mines

[river zealot]

kinda like a bullet hitting something near you

but higher pitch

[glad carbon]

so division comes before addition

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

[final rose]

well

[river zealot]

you first do whatever is in (), then : or x whatever is more left

and then you just move right

at least thats how they taught us

[final rose]

is it 3(5+5/10) aka 5+0.5
or is it 10/10 times 3

[inland jackal]

[halcyon sonnet]

are you guys mental mathing or do you write it down

[river zealot]

the numbers are all in my head

[low atlas]

i love how this random equation i pulled out my ass has been cause for discussion for the past hour

[river zealot]

they call me mason

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/numbers-mason-cod-black-ops-gameplay-gaming-video-game-gif-17671379

[final rose]

make another

[river zealot]

this is how we do it

1 mag 1 nade

and some shit i looted off a scav

[inland jackal]

Mentally

[low atlas]

Limansk deaths times ammo cost over limansk profit

[inland jackal]

Cause charon got it wrong with gymnasium knowledge

[low atlas]

you know the math

[inland jackal]

gymnasium sucks

[low atlas]

It's okay he's 17

[final rose]

well

[low atlas]

He'll learn

[final rose]

uncountable

[river zealot]

damn i studied in a gymnasiumn

[inland jackal]

Tech school rules

They put iron bars on windows of my school cause kids would jump out

[halcyon sonnet]

make school taller, no bars needed

[inland jackal]

From the ground floor

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1X6ow8ak6r.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/d7eEd5pa68.jpg

[inland jackal]

Its 2 floors high

Ground first and second

[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz hi vro...

[halcyon sonnet]

yes so make it taller

there will be no escapes

3 story minimum

[inland jackal]

Escapes?

[halcyon sonnet]

why jump out of a window if not to escape from the school

[green schooner]

What

[gleaming grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITHmhVInqOw OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

@fading shuttle

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7166268503332967470

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1277741399013593120/nobodyf.gif

[glad carbon]

cool em for me

[halcyon sonnet]

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qlPBmyglJ5.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

[gleaming grove]

based af

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qlPBm2qMJ5.jpg

[glad carbon]

based

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/12PYMzgWPB.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

damn...

his pears..

[glad carbon]

show me ur pears

[halcyon sonnet]

I showed u my pears pls respond

is there a dedicated channel for the bot?

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/yzPWdooQ6X.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

I want to do as many as possible and save the most absurd shit it makes

[inland jackal]

Whar

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Bumism

[inland jackal]

Urban disabled

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/rVJqEN58Jw.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

[dreamy flax]

📚 Permissible ( | pər'mɪsəbəl )

• That may be permitted especially as according to rule
• That may be accepted or conceded

[low atlas]

bumism could be the art of being a bum

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/g0eKAx4gPM.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1Der55dw60.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

aw hell naw man

[inland jackal]

Whar

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/yzPW7BaQPX.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

this bot is something else man

[glad carbon]

its not even that much

stop overreacting smh

[inland jackal]

One of its creations i saved

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/N8JQVpk1P9.jpg

[halcyon sonnet]

It genuinely creates a mix of bullshit strung together by mere chance

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1QJxwNR5ez.jpg

[inland jackal]

Some some

[low atlas]

Some some

[halcyon sonnet]

some some

[low atlas]

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/RMPD4wx8PO.jpg

[inland jackal]

[halcyon sonnet]

if the bot says so

[inland jackal]

Oh well

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/p9eZdrBdPV.jpg

[inland jackal]

We gotta conquer the ottomans

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/DdP0LWZZP7.jpg

[slender rock]

implied cock apparently

[pastel quartz]

gonna send this to one of my friends while they're high

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/LVPMQ4NkPX.jpg

[broken topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/weewoocitizen/status/1659384090032844801?t=pb865oKEQc-zY0PhMJnoKA&s=19

[low atlas]

This is true

[slender rock]

sure

[halcyon sonnet]

gotta conquer the romans

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-18807809

[broken topaz]

Froge

[halcyon sonnet]

forge

[slender rock]

Forges

[halcyon sonnet]

a frog forges a forged cast iron forge

[glad carbon]

frotge

[halcyon sonnet]

frotga

[glad carbon]

frota

[halcyon sonnet]

fro

[low atlas]

work texts me an hour before I start

[minor cypress]

3(10/10) -> 3(1)

[low atlas]

'you can do online today'

[broken topaz]

[low atlas]

today is a good day

[broken topaz]

Im going zo to see my doctor and then afterwards

Sleep all day

[low atlas]

that is my plan

I either 24 hr challenge rn

Or sleep

[broken topaz]

Im on one hour of sleep

So ill just do my appointment

Come back

And eep

[low atlas]

I haven't slept period

[glad carbon]

:3

gn stinky

[low atlas]

Fuck kinda appointment is at 7am

[minor cypress]

Most the ones i take because nightshift

[broken topaz]

Not yet stinky

[halcyon sonnet]

cat fried shrimp fried rice

[broken topaz]

Its at 9

But

Train and bus

[low atlas]

Our hospitals start at 8

[broken topaz]

So i gotta get up at 6, so i can shower and shieet

[low atlas]

I zee

[broken topaz]

Gonna get my autism evaluated

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lying-cat-paws-paws-cat-chilling-cute-cat-gif-25282206

[halcyon sonnet]

If you had to pick between the Xenomorphs from Alien, and the cricket looking things from District 9, which ones

Xenomorphs got chest bursters but you die after. cricket fuckers have technology that spits goo and turns you into em without you dying, therefore making more to repeat the cycle

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[halcyon sonnet]

is this a possum or an opossum

and are they the same thing

[glad carbon]

awwww

[glad carbon]

no

[slender rock]

american possum i thinks

[glad carbon]

opossum are native to NA, and a type of possum iirc

possums are like the type of creature

[potent hamlet]

District 9, they are intelligent and might be able to live with humans

[slender rock]

screamy fren

[glad carbon]

other possums look kinda nasty and evil

[halcyon sonnet]

possum is creatures itself, opossums is local to specific area

[slender rock]

[halcyon sonnet]

gotcha

[potent hamlet]

That's a Tlacuache

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-gif-24544980

[slender rock]

they are frens

🙂

[glad carbon]

@halcyon sonnet ok yeah

theyre called possums in NA

[final rose]

the ( / ), im confused about it
if someone says 3(5+5/10)

do they mean ( 5)
(5+ --)
3 ( 10)

or
do they mean (5+5)
(---)
3 (10 )

[glad carbon]

opossums everywhere else

[halcyon sonnet]

gotcha gotcha

reversed

[halcyon sonnet]

[glad carbon]

since other places got possums that aint opossums

[halcyon sonnet]

possum in murica, opossum elsewhere

[final rose]

i did say 3 at first

[glad carbon]

byeah

and then theres pygmy possums and stuff like that in AU

[potent hamlet]

Possum in murica cause fuck them dictionary

[glad carbon]

that look nothing like opossum

[halcyon sonnet]

realestest

[slender rock]

I mean look at this face

[halcyon sonnet]

he knows

[slender rock]

it's adorable

[minor cypress]

3(5+5/10)
3(10/10)
3(1)
3

[final rose]

interesting.

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-opossum-possum-cute-animal-gif-27043288

[low atlas]

Yea but isn't the slash there insinuating that it's (5)+5/10

[slender rock]

let himb have chickem

[halcyon sonnet]

that thing is vicious no doubt, you can see its RABID and HATEFUL eyes

[slender rock]

😭

[low atlas]

because if it were 5+5 then it'd be (5+5)/10

[final rose]

that's what im confused about
i dont remember the last time i used it so idk is it this or is it that?

[low atlas]

not 5+5/10

[final rose]

hmm

[potent hamlet]

im hungry as fuck

but as fock

[final rose]

eat a horse

[potent hamlet]

i dont like horse emat

[halcyon sonnet]

spreading misinformation on the interwebs

[low atlas]

do chileans eat rice a lot

Or was that another country

[potent hamlet]

its like, chewey and very hard

[halcyon sonnet]

muscle

horse got muscle

[river zealot]

Did you really get 3

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/alert-gif-25438793

[river zealot]

How

[potent hamlet]

we eat a lot of rice, mashed potatoes and spaghetti

[river zealot]

Division comes first

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilean_cuisine

[river zealot]

So its 5/10

[halcyon sonnet]

I think pemdas is missing here

[potent hamlet]

also we drink a shitload of tea

[minor cypress]

Wait im fucking retarded

[low atlas]

Thanks fuck face

[minor cypress]

[slender rock]

love you too, jackass

[glad carbon]

me

[slender rock]

💚

[low atlas]

Literally me

[glad carbon]

did you know

they open their moufs wide to scare people

but they dont bite

[low atlas]

Rice and tea every day

[final rose]

too much limnask did a number on me

fuckin hell

[potent hamlet]

Wait until you discover Pastel de Papa and Pastel de Choclo and Porotos con Riendas

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1277765143026995282/IMG_6644.jpg?ex=66ce5b05&is=66cd0985&hm=22298c3e52927e8d6238af966c34558f33308959bced55c34b87b0e9b9d8534e&

[glad carbon]

i still think that they will nip your hands if you try to grab a random one though

[final rose]

got it now

[halcyon sonnet]

100%, its instincts

imagine a fucking giant grabbing you out of nowhere, would you not fight back?

[glad carbon]

maybe they freeze up like some birds

or hiss at you

[halcyon sonnet]

I've heard its kind of a mixed bag

some hiss, some play possum, some run

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-ben-shapiro-ben-shapiro-social-credit-gif-6133430005061019

[low atlas]

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

[halcyon sonnet]

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1277813361240834129/Screenshot_20240826-191329.png?ex=66ce87ed&is=66cd366d&hm=d8d5cd37e2428c8d34424dbb5a9cb950b59ed2104a02285cb36b49bc621c7e08&

[glad carbon]

still silly

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/awesomepossum-gif-22089739

[low atlas]

what's the black thing

[glad carbon]

mold

[final rose]

he could have said 25k points have been deducted from you account

[low atlas]

Ontop of the egg

[final rose]

liberal

[minor cypress]

3(5+5/10)
3(5+1/2)
3(5+0.5)
3(5.5)
16.5

[halcyon sonnet]

一切荣耀归于共产党！! 🇨🇳

[potent hamlet]

olvies

olives

[minor cypress]

Brb tying the rope now

[potent hamlet]

EMPANADAS

[final rose]

same

[dreamy flax]

:flag_en: Unknown (Unknown)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

All glory to the Communist Party! ! 🇨🇳

[low atlas]

Brainfart finally solved the mystery

[halcyon sonnet]

now, I might be a little too murican, but is this a shepards pie?

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, but with soft corn

[final rose]

olives?

[halcyon sonnet]

love me some shepards pie

[potent hamlet]

its Pastel de Choclo

[slender rock]

and south america and still america

[low atlas]

She already said that profound

Go sleep

[slender rock]

just spain got to that side

first

[minor cypress]

Fr, my brain just autofilled the fraction portion. This is what i get for halfway paying attention

[potent hamlet]

If im not wrong, Shepperds pie is like with dough

[minor cypress]

[final rose]

i will not ruin what took me 5 days to fix
stop

[potent hamlet]

Pastel de Choclo is made with mashed corn

[halcyon sonnet]

interesting

sounds pretty good

[low atlas]

You already fucked it up by staying up this late AGAIN

[potent hamlet]

FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[final rose]

NO

i slept super early

[halcyon sonnet]

[final rose]

and woke mid night
today is the last day where i fix it

[low atlas]

Tbh nobody uses this format, usually it's gonna be with actual symbols instead of regular keyboard typing

[potent hamlet]

im literally food gooning because im hungry as fuck and sending food

[final rose]

and ruin it 2 days later

[slender rock]

Zapallitos rellenos this slaps

[glad carbon]

hiii :3

[halcyon sonnet]

I got a local place that makes a MEAN breakfast sandwich, this shit will clog your arteries within a half bite. toasted cheese buns, scrambled egg, cheese, sausage, ham, and bacon.

[potent hamlet]

Zapallo italiano relleno and tomate relleno

damn

[halcyon sonnet]

[final rose]

Hip getting the boot

gg

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unicouniuni3-maxwell-stop-playing-cat-gif-6909397635904780146

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unicouniuni3-maxwell-stop-playing-cat-gif-6909397635904780146

[halcyon sonnet]

cant have it more than maybe once a month

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unicouniuni3-maxwell-stop-playing-cat-gif-6909397635904780146

Fuck

[final rose]

tho its sad i cant kill here anymore

[potent hamlet]

porotos con riendas

[green schooner]

my discord broke profound

[final rose]

CTRL + R

[low atlas]

it's the grid doing it's work

[green schooner]

I’m on phone

[slender rock]

🙂 great food

[pastel quartz]

Remove hip because she is a woman

[potent hamlet]

Tomate relleno

[final rose]

still works

[slender rock]

this I'd destroy in seconds

[final rose]

just close the app from the phone task manager

[green schooner]

your getting touched vro

[slender rock]

in my mouth 🙂

[final rose]

you wish

[slender rock]

lol

[low atlas]

you just had to make it sound weird

[low atlas]

Fucker

[halcyon sonnet]

[potent hamlet]

Fuck my life

[final rose]

double sausge

[green schooner]

You already know I’m packing in my pockets

[halcyon sonnet]

not double, his meat just too big to keep together so he cut it in half

[green schooner]

You can tell I’m happy to see you

[halcyon sonnet]

[final rose]

microsoft

[halcyon sonnet]

[final rose]

im going back to the game

[low atlas]

Wait

Ur still playing?

[minor cypress]

Food gooning

[final rose]

cant leave that side quest on hold yk

[halcyon sonnet]

any of you play monster hunter?

[potent hamlet]

its not the same food gooning than gooning in the food

[final rose]

and im trying to finish 3 side-questline paths to unlock a new one where i can get a 556 gun

[low atlas]

It's a long one, it gives you a master scientist suit

[slender rock]

HOLD UP

what?

[potent hamlet]

what?

[slender rock]

💀

[minor cypress]

We have this, but its with boudin and bellpeppers

[potent hamlet]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[final rose]

the all hearing one?

[slender rock]

why are we... why... why goon IN THE FOOD?

[low atlas]

Idk

[slender rock]

No

[potent hamlet]

BUDÍN DE ZAPALLO ITALIANO

[potent hamlet]

Fucking hell

[low atlas]

Stop

[slender rock]

lol

[final rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKt5EjeV8zQ

[low atlas]

It's 8am

[final rose]

skip to 19:15

[potent hamlet]

Dame un pedazo de ese chocolate

[low atlas]

I can't get hungry now

Chocolate???

[potent hamlet]

It's 1:17, im hungry as fuck

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYMXR2FlSg

[minor cypress]

Something isnt adding up here

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[final rose]

actually good

[minor cypress]

Boudin is nice. Best way to describe it is like a seasoned rice dressing sausage

[slender rock]

?

[potent hamlet]

Its actually like Zucchini Pudding or Boudin

[minor cypress]

Pork, chicken, onion, garlic, bell peppers, seasoning, stuff it in a caskng and grill

[potent hamlet]

Mango

Procciuto

Goat cheese

[minor cypress]

Like this

[potent hamlet]

damn

reminds me of

[minor cypress]

The real winner is when they fry it and make boudin balls

[potent hamlet]

morcilla

or prietas as my mom calls it

[minor cypress]

Dip that in spicy mustard

[halcyon sonnet]

kinda loud

[minor cypress]

Blood sausage?

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[halcyon sonnet]

looks like it

[summer flame]

why are seals so cute

[potent hamlet]

i like when it tastes irony

[halcyon sonnet]

to lure in humans

[summer flame]

silly little goobers

[halcyon sonnet]

[minor cypress]

Ahh yeah, its like morcilla, just no blood and add pork, chicken, etc

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-rinaspixel-gif-20711321

[summer flame]

the comparison to sea puppies is very accurate

[potent hamlet]

To be liked by humans and be protected because theyre eaten

[summer flame]

it works ig

no fuckin orca is gonna eat these things on my watch

[potent hamlet]

like hell nah

[slender rock]

I need a legit recipe

[potent hamlet]

gotta go through my body to get to the seal

[summer flame]

they better stop before I have to get involved

[slender rock]

👀

[potent hamlet]

you need the blood or your most loved pig

[slender rock]

hmm

HMMMMMMMM

[potent hamlet]

put it on a pig intestine

and make it boil

[halcyon sonnet]

would you guys eat monkey, as in ethically hunted monkey

I dont think I would be able to

it seems too close to people

[slender rock]

I donno

I know the brains is off limits

too much risk for that disease

[halcyon sonnet]

prions? what prions?

[minor cypress]

Hell i'd try people if it wasn't for the prions

[potent hamlet]

I wouldnt, i dont know if monkey meat is as venomous as human meat

[slender rock]

the prions inside yoooooooooooou

[minor cypress]

But i cant imagine people tasting good at all.

[slender rock]

oh god no

[halcyon sonnet]

very likely not

[minor cypress]

Too much junk in our diet

[halcyon sonnet]

it'd be a last resort type thing

[glad carbon]

did you fellas see the concord release

[halcyon sonnet]

starving and dying type meal

[glad carbon]

wtf is sony thinking

40$ paid overwatch clone

live service no less

[halcyon sonnet]

lol yeah 700 playercount on release

rip

[minor cypress]

Money seems like it'd be really lean

[shell venture]

worse that babylons fall

it's comical

[glad carbon]

and the character designs are very mediocre ngl

they're SO bland

[halcyon sonnet]

whole game is mediocre

not off the beaten path much

[potent hamlet]

I forgot to charge my laptop

[slender rock]

good one

[glad carbon]

released 6 years too late lmfao

[shell venture]

how did they think people would pay 40$ for it is beyind me

[glad carbon]

if it was out around overwatch time i guess maybe

its not a terrible concept either

[river zealot]

Cant believe im saying this

They made a woke game

[shell venture]

it's basically 0.5 overwatch

[halcyon sonnet]

especially when the standard of games like it was free

[glad carbon]

thats not the reason why it failed though

[shell venture]

with dogshit character design

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-dunce-gif-10694047

here take this

[shell venture]

and a 40$ price tag

[halcyon sonnet]

icing on the cake

[glad carbon]

not really

[halcyon sonnet]

for some maybe

[glad carbon]

ignorant mfs yeah

[halcyon sonnet]

[shell venture]

watch it be free in 2 months

when everyone moves on and the trend dies

[glad carbon]

nah sony is greedy and stupid asf

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

40$ live service hero shooter

launches WITH a shop in it

[shell venture]

did they still do the fucking psn thing

[glad carbon]

and fomo seasonal shit

[potent hamlet]

Now I'm su

[glad carbon]

like if you miss a season campaign or whatever you cant redo it

its like what destiny 2 ended up doin iirc

[shell venture]

I HATE FOMO
I HATE FOMO
I HATE FOMO

[halcyon sonnet]

I fucking LOATHE destiny 2

[minor cypress]

bro what the fuck is this

[glad carbon]

destiny 2 was fun on launch

enjoyable

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

its trying to be like

[potent hamlet]

Steven Universe Garnet

[halcyon sonnet]

I preorder because I loved D1, went free some months later, feelsbadman

[glad carbon]

futuristic and retro at the same time

[halcyon sonnet]

[glad carbon]

but all the clothing looks ugly and wrong fitting

[minor cypress]

It keeps getting worse

[glad carbon]

look at that orange guy

[shell venture]

mr freeze at home

[ruby minnow]

game journalists are still trying to revive this game so hard

[glad carbon]

the costume design is so ass on every single character :'(

[minor cypress]

Make it stop holy shit

[shell venture]

bruh

[glad carbon]

😭

its so garbage

[minor cypress]

Oh no no no

[glad carbon]

i hate this art style

[ruby minnow]

i had a interaction like this

bro is trying to not misgender a fictional character

[shell venture]

[potent hamlet]

I need a game that has straight up slurs on the description

[river zealot]

Like what is this even

[shell venture]

holy based

[minor cypress]

We even got grandma too

[river zealot]

They tried to make her fat

But they made her circle

[final rose]

@low atlas the quests are quite difficult and if i do them and you realize later that you want to do them too it would be like farming twice
so the nato flash drives quest do you wanna do it with me since we already farm natos together and so on? (will get into details when you hop on)

[shell venture]

borderlands cast

[glad carbon]

😭

[minor cypress]

The space marine at home

[potent hamlet]

I need a gun

[ruby minnow]

this game is a joke

btw it has the same popularity as hentai games rn

[potent hamlet]

What the fuck the Doom Slayer

[ruby minnow]

you don't see it in the main page

you see it beside hentai games

[river zealot]

Bro nah

[minor cypress]

Decent but soulless design

[glad carbon]

lmao i cant believe people are saying "woke ruined this game"

[river zealot]

Hentai games have way more

[glad carbon]

the game was dead on arrival

[river zealot]

People just play them in invisible

[glad carbon]

no one is paying 40$ for a live service hero shooter

theres a reason overwatch 2 was free

[halcyon sonnet]

it was a shitty game to begin with

[shell venture]

and still almost flopped

[ruby minnow]

that was not the reason overwatch 2 was free

[halcyon sonnet]

anything after is icing ontop

[minor cypress]

Generic elf orc that got hit with the color slider

[final rose]

wait 40$ confirmed?

[glad carbon]

yeah therefore it didnt ruin this game lmao

[shell venture]

hero shooters should die and burn

[glad carbon]

yes

[river zealot]

Sleep

Gn frota

[glad carbon]

40$ and it still has paid store shit

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1130563598612173030.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[glad carbon]

gn :3

[final rose]

confirmed confirmed? nah
valve?

fr?

[shell venture]

yes

not valve

sony

[ruby minnow]

yes Concord is 40 dollars

[halcyon sonnet]

never said it did, said it was shit from the start

[final rose]

oh sony

[ruby minnow]

bro mixed it with deadlock

frrr

[final rose]

i thought dead lock

[shell venture]

yea

[final rose]

yeah

[broken topaz]

Bruh

Stupid

[ruby minnow]

deadlock will be either free or like max 10 dollars

[glad carbon]

deadlock is also "woke" you stupids

[shell venture]

deadlock is the tf3 we never got

[ruby minnow]

regional pricing maybe aswell

[final rose]

man idc about sony to the point that i forgot they "make" games

[broken topaz]

Yee probably.. priced like csgo was

[final rose]

company is shit for me

[glad carbon]

its also pretty good ngl

[halcyon sonnet]

alyways a chance

[glad carbon]

i hate moba games but it looks really good

[final rose]

true

[shell venture]

sony 100% died for me with the hd2 shit

i never like them in the first place

[final rose]

sony heard valve and was like "haha"

idiots

[ruby minnow]

hero shooters peaked at tf2

seen its worst at concord

[shell venture]

[potent hamlet]

Deadlock is the tf3 we didn't wanted, but we deserved

[ruby minnow]

why can't i type today

oh my god

[glad carbon]

sony tryna squeeze every cent outta their players

[minor cypress]

It just feels like a soulless game they made to show off lighting and a new engine

[shell venture]

and it looks like ass

so

[glad carbon]

but they got like no cool poses or anything

[ruby minnow]

if it was to only show off a new engine

[minor cypress]

Char design looks like shit, but the lighting on maps looks great

[ruby minnow]

and they stated it was to test a new engine

and it was more cheap

people wouldn't care

[potent hamlet]

That helmet of yours is making you not see right

[glad carbon]

all the characters look like discount guardians of the galaxy animatronics

robotic movement and all

[shell venture]

true

[halcyon sonnet]

almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1271790369323094046/GUkeFmnXsAAtr6w.gif

[halcyon sonnet]

I am stealing this

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1108384859338051636/B9C147C3-2692-4EA1-BBD5-B48BCD504AAB.gif

[glad carbon]

the characters seem fine but who tf did they hire to design outfits for em

[ruby minnow]

this is a new vegas playthrough with the mini nuke mod

[glad carbon]

i bet its just their scheme to sell player skins

[halcyon sonnet]

have yall heard about the King of the Hill reboot thats in the making?

[glad carbon]

whats that other reboot

[shell venture]

Ñ

[glad carbon]

animated show also

[halcyon sonnet]

no clue

all I know is King of the Hill is supposed to be rebooted sometime

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/widowmaker-overwatch-widow-sniper-spider-gif-8404860

At least overwatch has its style

[halcyon sonnet]

and I dont know how they're gonna be able to have dale there

[halcyon sonnet]

if he is there that is

[glad carbon]

overwatch is gooner bait

[ruby minnow]

imma eat my nice pasta with chicken and sauce

[shell venture]

overwatch is just porn

[minor cypress]

The t&a helps, but at a base they have a good visual design

[ruby minnow]

this time it does not have potato in it but nicely seasoned chicken

[minor cypress]

I fear it every day

[shell venture]

overwatch and it's artstyle was a mistake

[minor cypress]

• blessing

[glad carbon]

ehhhh idk

[halcyon sonnet]

truly

[shell venture]

no

[glad carbon]

its better than concord i guess but i think destiny has the best visual design of a live service ggame

[shell venture]

every game was trying to look like overwatch

i fucking hate it

[halcyon sonnet]

I hope for the good of the shows name, it gets canceled

[glad carbon]

new r6s op looks awesome ngl

[halcyon sonnet]

[glad carbon]

2 robots is a great realistic ability

[halcyon sonnet]

"if she is such robotic ability, why not she build her legs?"

[glad carbon]

instead of invisible drones or lasers that can somehow break shit

[glad carbon]

because her back or brain is causing leg paralysis lol

[minor cypress]

Exactly

[halcyon sonnet]

neuralink

r6 neuralink canon

[glad carbon]

thats out of the realm for even r6

[shell venture]

thing is if done well it can look good

[eager igloo]

Fuck's this thing

[shell venture]

at least there's that

[glad carbon]

robots are pretty much the most realistic op ability since like

let me see

[shell venture]

overwatch artstyle looks like shit

like they are made of playdough

[eager igloo]

Hello ppl

[shell venture]

and everyone who copies it doesn't change shit

[glad carbon]

zero i suppose

[shell venture]

true

[glad carbon]

doesnt gridlock have fucking sci fi bullshit matter replicating spikes

[halcyon sonnet]

nope, the spikes are extendable and lie ontop of the main spike thrown out from what I know

its like a ton of plates ontop of eachother

[minor cypress]

Imagine slaving away on character design for OG overwatch, you're proud and excited for people to like your game

[halcyon sonnet]

springs on bottoms and sides to deploy

[glad carbon]

oryx is also kinda made up bullshit

[minor cypress]

Only for your legacy to become r34

[shell venture]

and copy cats ruinning the style

[halcyon sonnet]

a man can run through a wall, murican walls atleast

[glad carbon]

dude has a 9 foot vertical and can go from standing still to running 15mph in zero seconds

[halcyon sonnet]

yeah thats definitely odd

[glad carbon]

his legs would be liquid lmao

[halcyon sonnet]

but running through wall not that odd

[glad carbon]

yeah no shit

[halcyon sonnet]

yeah

[glad carbon]

you can melee them as normal ops

a sledgehammer can tear a human sized hole in them

[halcyon sonnet]

I started right after operation health iirc on pc

[glad carbon]

honestly they started implementing bullshit from the start

thatchers emp nades are made up bs

[shell venture]

i thank god on the daily for not making me a siege fan

[minor cypress]

At least the dude that made dva has good design

[glad carbon]

its just anime shit

[minor cypress]

Linework and shading is good too

[shell venture]

not bad but it's bland af

same thing with league

used to watch pro games at 4am

[minor cypress]

It is, im just looking at the technical part. Face design is bland af

[minor cypress]

Tfw we will never get c9 rush hour back 😭

[shell venture]

i miss EU league at 4am ngl

[glad carbon]

game was honestly never that good

[minor cypress]

I barely recognize most the players and teams in proplay anymore

[glad carbon]

people have so much nostalgia for old siege but it was so damn buggy and repetitive early on

[minor cypress]

eh, i still play league. Its fun

[glad carbon]

old lighting was better though

[shell venture]

i quit league when they add the stupid ass filter

[glad carbon]

other than the windows being bright as fuck

[shell venture]

i got muted when talking to the best team i had

i was mad

[minor cypress]

Oh the chat filter bs?

[shell venture]

yea

i said brand E is cancer in aram

and got muted

[minor cypress]

Yeah its dumb as fuck. I can run it down, not type a thing, and never be banned.

[shell venture]

remember when they removed all chat

[glad carbon]

real

i loved rolling around with recuit just using random unmodified guns since I didnt have the operator that used them

[weak jackal]

yeah my dad and grandma on his side ended up the same. Geneticly I looked exactly like how my grandma looked at my age

[minor cypress]

Oh brand is a meta jungler right now, and i hate it.

[weak jackal]

its spooky

[glad carbon]

hero shooters blow dick

terrible games

[shell venture]

[shell venture]

tf2 is fun

[glad carbon]

not in the @pastel quartz way either

[glad carbon]

[civic panther]

finally finished 100%ing far cry 5

so much better and easier when you got mods that add maps for the bullshit

[shell venture]

fuck

i still need to finish it

im at faith

[civic panther]

faith is suuuuuch a bitch

not because its difficult

but because of how fucking annoying her yapping and sympathy bs is

"waaah, i was bullied and then did drugs, so its ok for me to make everyone else do drugs!!"

fucking obnoxious

and the bliss bs always seems to happen RIGHT when you are in the middle of something

i wish you could at least attempt to break a shovel across her head during those cutscenes

[shell venture]

that heroine pussy got me acting unwise

[civic panther]

that heroine pussy boutta make you act like this

[shell venture]

[civic panther]

im gonna save beating the FUCK outta joseph for tomorrow

[shell venture]

im not gonna 100% this one

seems too boring

and time consuming

at least in fc3 you got signature weapons

in 5 the shop is such a mess

[civic panther]

1000% true

its only ok to 100% fc5 if you've got mods and maybe some cheats

the wingsuit clutch nixon shit is insane

[shell venture]

yeah that one sucks ass

[civic panther]

plus mods add maps for the colectible quests

[glad carbon]

utah simulator

[shell venture]

montana

[civic panther]

bruh

[glad carbon]

true

[civic panther]

"utah"

[glad carbon]

utah is mormons

i forgot

[civic panther]

not NEARLY enough mormons

[glad carbon]

fc7 should be in iowa

[shell venture]

fc7 shouldn't exist

ubisoft try to make a new ip challenge

[glad carbon]

sorry, idaho

[ruby minnow]

Ubisoft should give villains more screen time

[glad carbon]

in that panhandle

[ruby minnow]

they make good villains

then they get like

5-10 mintues of screentime

in a 10 hour game

[civic panther]

fc7 is gonna be some fucking retarded shit if they try it
fc6 i haven't played, but 5 and new dawn weren't horrible, just copies of each other, with a lot of repasted content

sorta like fc3 and fc4 :)

[ruby minnow]

fc5 was fun

[shell venture]

ubisoft at least can make some interesting characters

[ruby minnow]

and don't put them on the screen

joseph seed was great

great villain

love the vision

[shell venture]

true

[ruby minnow]

love the design

but

you only see him 4 times in the whole game

[shell venture]

and you get the stupid ass side characters

fuck hurk

why him

[civic panther]

joseph seed is 100% one of the top 10, if not top 5 villlains in far cry so far

[shell venture]

from fc3

of all characters they chose hurk

[civic panther]

reoccurring character moment

[ruby minnow]

and like you get a actor such as Esposito

[ruby minnow]

great actor

in everything he's in

and you put him on the screen

for only 3-4 times

you make great characters hire great actors

[shell venture]

at least vaas yapped in fc3

[ruby minnow]

but don't use them at all

[shell venture]

• they had the voice actor do that short thing irl

that one was great

[civic panther]

im fine with more villian screentime, just dont make it random bullshit, that feels long and drawn out, which can also interrupt WHATEVER you are doing at the moment

[shell venture]

also

fuck john

most boring one

lame ass

[ruby minnow]

literally anything that joseph seed or that dictator in fc6 would be great

[civic panther]

being cucked from finishing a mission because i freed a hostage and now faith has to kidnap me is annoying as hell

[ruby minnow]

great fucking actors

great characters

[shell venture]

[ruby minnow]

but they don't get any screen time

[shell venture]

holy shit that was stupid

[ruby minnow]

you get

[shell venture]

1 time is fine

[ruby minnow]

side characters

[shell venture]

but 9

[ruby minnow]

that don't even matter

[shell venture]

holy fuck

[civic panther]

did joseph seed have an actor he was modeled after or was it just the fc6 villian and esposito?

[ruby minnow]

like the only side character i liked

side villain i liked

was john

[shell venture]

fc3 too

[ruby minnow]

and that was because he had a little bit of a interesting story

[ruby minnow]

yes modelled after a person

[shell venture]

vaas was remade cause of the actor

[civic panther]

i thought jacob was sorta neat, because he introduced me to the "only you" song, and its actually pretty good

[ruby minnow]

jacob

[shell venture]

jacob was good

[ruby minnow]

was good

i meant jacob not john

[civic panther]

[ruby minnow]

john fucking sucked

[civic panther]

damn

[shell venture]

thank god i started with jogn

[ruby minnow]

Jacob had a interesting story

[shell venture]

so lame

[civic panther]

john was meh, but the holland valley felt like the MOST fleshed out area quest wise and such

[ruby minnow]

and tbh

Jacob was the only side villain

[shell venture]

yea

[ruby minnow]

with an interesting story

[shell venture]

i didn't like the mountains

the jacob area

[civic panther]

i have nothing good to say about faith

[shell venture]

faith is a good character

[ruby minnow]

her story and encounters sucked so much

[shell venture]

the random ass badger attacking me was so obvious that it was her

like cmon

[civic panther]

idk if its her voice thats annoying, or her fucking sympathy baiting that you can't skip, but i fucking HAAAATE the faith encounters over all the others

[ruby minnow]

i love the left alone soldier theme of Jacob

[shell venture]

that's the point tho

[ruby minnow]

i skipped all of it in my second playthrough

at least skipped

what i can

[shell venture]

only thing i dislike about jacob is the hair cut

[civic panther]

that one scene, that happens after you grab the marshal from the bliss
"you took someone away who didn't want to GO"
BITCH YO ASS DRUGGED HIM

fucking ridiculous to me

[ruby minnow]

"I was abused wahhh i didn't want this wahhhh" mf you drugged these people

you could have done something else

instead of mind control and drug epople

[shell venture]

but that's the point

they are insane

kinda

[ruby minnow]

fuck her insanity if its going to be like

[shell venture]

since joseph was right

[ruby minnow]

oh she turned normal at the end

[shell venture]

zamn

[civic panther]

does drugs to get away from bullying
joseph shows up "lmao, do these drugs instead"
makes more drugs, forces drugs on other people
"feel bad for me!!!! :((("

[ruby minnow]

the person who was me and my friends enemy

turns normals at the end

what the fuck is the point

of trying to make me feel bad

at the end

you gotta make it build up

not just blow up

[shell venture]

but faith had a banger theme

help me faith

[ruby minnow]

john was real boring

literally he had no character progression or anything

[civic panther]

aight im tired as fuck

[shell venture]

his shtick of yes was lame af

[civic panther]

11 pm my ass gotta go to bed

[ruby minnow]

gn

[shell venture]

gn

[civic panther]

👍

[ruby minnow]

no motives

nothing

just empty character

bad because bad

nothing interesting

[shell venture]

iirc he knew this fake no ?

or he was aware of what he was doing

in the end

[ruby minnow]

for a villain that the game recommends you to take on first