Outside of the one ordained holy catposter of brainfart.
#🎪bruh-fart
minor cypress
weak jackal
zealous elm
i dont know why im here tbh i have 0 idea
weak jackal
mods banning frota (2024, colourised, emotional)
zealous elm
i just say something every few weeks
weak jackal
gilded blade
weak jackal
my name changes every other day but I stay consitent
zealous elm
what is the context
weak jackal
weak jackal
nobody is now freaky
gilded blade
wdym "almost" lmao
When he opened the door it was Chris Hansen instead
weak jackal
zealous elm
When he opened the door it was Chris Hansen instead
i tried to say im thankfully mostly safe from 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 brainshart ppl i didnt even say what country im from in here (i think)
ofc i didnt think there was anything behind it it just sounded weird
weak jackal
shell venture
bombastic side eye
zealous elm
new 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 nobody lore
gilded blade
Nobody just became Somebody
weak jackal
zealous elm
but tbh guys i dont think yall should be looking for partners in brainfart its not a great idea lmao
timid shoal
but tbh guys i dont think yall should be looking for partners in brainfart its n...
why not?
zealous elm
"sometjing smells good in there"
timid shoal
they say look others where you find same minded people like you and I can 100% relate to anyone here outside of the real world then...
zealous elm
not the greatest average mental health which wouldnt lead to a long relationship so to speak
storm stream
zealous elm
no one knows this place is actually REAL
booking my tickets dont forget to lock your door at night
minor cypress
weak jackal
booking my tickets dont forget to lock your door at night
Thankfully I have an ar15 so I could easily protect my children fomr 30-50 feral hogs
but the woke wants to take away my kids, my guns and my hogs
smh
zealous elm
Thankfully I have an ar15 so I could easily protect my children fomr 30-50 feral...
got my rpk a few weeks ago im strapped too
minor cypress
We spread a little misinformation
weak jackal
yeah but you need a licence for it
zealous elm
you better prepare
weak jackal
like you need it if you're a farmer doing pest control
otherwise no you don't get one
weak jackal
got my rpk a few weeks ago im strapped too
rpk = real pig knife?
timid shoal
no one knows this place is actually REAL
Yeah ik how that feels as a finn
zealous elm
yeah but you need a licence for it
and didnt australia doxx all their gun owners last time
minor cypress
like you need it if you're a farmer doing pest control
Aussie?
gilded blade
zealous elm
some guy got robbed and shit
minor cypress
weak jackal
Yeah ik how that feels as a finn
okay ur part of a fish
weak jackal
QLD
zealous elm
Yeah ik how that feels as a finn
yoo
gilded blade
Where tf does Sam live? Hobart?
Where do you live? Where's your exact address? what's your social security number? what's your zip code?
zealous elm
Where do you live? Where's your exact address? what's your social security numbe...
send a pic of your house from steet view
for research purposes
minor cypress
Where do you live? Where's your exact address? what's your social security numbe...
Me any time delight asks anyone their gender and relationship status 
shell venture
Where do you live? Where's your exact address? what's your social security numbe...
my name is walter hartwell white. i live at 308 negra arroyo lane, albuquerque, new mexico. 87104.
narrow sorrel
Where do you live? Where's your exact address? what's your social security numbe...
Your mom's house 
zealous elm
Me any time delight asks anyone their gender and relationship status <:omegakekw...
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
ok ill stop copy pasting the same shit
minor cypress
Where do you live? Where's your exact address? what's your social security numbe...
42 p sherman wallaby way, sydney
zealous elm
42 p sherman wallaby way, sydney
wibble wagaboogoo 201 (probably a real place in australia)
narrow sorrel
didgeridoo noise 420
timid shoal
minor cypress
wibble wagaboogoo 201 (probably a real place in australia)
Makes me wonder, do other countries have the MLK blvd phenomena?
narrow sorrel
the atl one is okay tbh
zealous elm
Makes me wonder, do other countries have the MLK blvd phenomena?
the what
gilded blade
narrow sorrel
the what
because raisins, streets named after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. tend to run right through The Hood
zealous elm
ah
narrow sorrel
the Dr. is in systematic theology 
minor cypress
The only thing its missing is the plasma donation centers, large amounts of daycare, and hair shops every other house
zealous elm
here every street is named after former kings and poets n shit
narrow sorrel
The only thing its missing is the plasma donation centers, large amounts of dayc...
car looks too well taken-care-of
timid shoal
is that like a american thing
narrow sorrel
Yes
minor cypress
I guess so, makes sense.
narrow sorrel
here every street is named after former kings and poets n shit
France has the Rue des Mauvais Garcons 
zealous elm
or some random thing that was there before they built the street
dreamy flaxBOT
narrow sorrel
the street of bad boys
minor cypress
I figured other countries had street names notorious for always being ghetto
gilded blade
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/jDe28XVYPz.jpg
Ok this one goes hard
zealous elm
France has the Rue des Mauvais Garcons <:kekfacepalm:981790125858123776>
oh and we have a street named after a suspiciously rich friend of the current dictator president
narrow sorrel
I figured other countries had street names notorious for always being ghetto
amurrican here, I bet they dont have street names 
gilded blade
dreamy flaxBOT
minor cypress
Something even more powerful, the crossing of mlk and obama blvd
Its almost poetic
zealous elm
Something even more powerful, the crossing of mlk and obama blvd
i get that they have to pre plan ghettos cuz of shit zoning laws but even naming the streets like that.. dam
weak jackal
gilded blade
wintry trail
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/jDe2RkBNez.jpg
dreamy flaxBOT
slender rock
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/DpPzk2ZL67.jpg
Artist in what? Yes and I don't know about that
dreamy flaxBOT
river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
minor cypress
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1X6oqBAaJr.jpg
The strongest motivator
slender rock
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/DpPzk2ZL67.jpg
choose your fighter or sleep paralysis demon
shell venture
choose your fighter or sleep paralysis demon
how do i know what sign i am ?
dreamy flaxBOT
slender rock
chads stay winning
fair... basically the bull
shell venture
virgo ?
timid shoal
I got fucking aquarius 
shell venture
brothers
slender rock
I got fucking aquarius <:PepeHands:919973012990750820>
heh
but Feb or Jan aquarian apparently
there's a difference
shell venture
wtf i googled taurus facts
slender rock
yeah?
shell venture
it turns out it's just autism symptoms
slender rock
xD
timid shoal
Wot
slender rock
shell venture
i am NOT hardworking
slender rock
i am NOT hardworking
shell venture
- how can one be hardworking and lazy
slender rock
+ how can one be hardworking and lazy
depends on what they value
I guess
or something
who knows
this the bottom of the barrel
dreamy flaxBOT
river zealot
shell venture
lmao
slender rock
heheh
shell venture
but this goes for anybody
slender rock
extra hammer
shell venture
broken topaz
Always jerk it on company time
shell venture
it's joever
gleaming grove
dreamy flaxBOT
halcyon sonnet
broken topaz
Hitler most famous? Germany number one!!!!
shell venture
bro half of it is warcriminals and mr beast
minor cypress
I love zodiac slop
shell venture
this is the female version of those intj ahh tests
shell venture
taurus ontop
minor cypress
not like this
slender rock
<:PepeHands:919973012990750820> not like this
lol
halcyon sonnet
taurus ontop
holy fuck 
potent hamlet
I HAD MY PC ON MY BACKPACK
halcyon sonnet
tarus indeed ontop
shell venture
absolute banger list
potent hamlet
AND SUDDENLY I HEAR SOME GUITAR SOUNDING
slender rock
What are you on about toxica?
timid shoal
Where is stalin???
slender rock
shell venture
ok my eyes hurt from this fucking site
potent hamlet
i am vengeance
Best Batman after The Animated Series one
shell venture
mozart had the coolest first name and he went by mozart
imagine being known as wolfgang
potent hamlet
People didn't trusted Pattinson to make a good Batman and he's pretty much the best I've seen
I mean, the start was just genius
minor cypress
I love how zodiac slop is just generic enough for anyone to self insert into them
slender rock
shell venture
same thing with those personality tests
slender rock
OH NO
shell venture
why is the last bro getting thanos snapped
potent hamlet
The fact he wore fully existing clothing and a giant backpack meaning he had all his gear inside
I love that stuff
slender rock
Pretty Boy Floyd was gangeter that's why he's being snapped
minor cypress
Oh yeah, totally can't apply to literally anyone
shell venture
social
broken topaz
Oh yeah, totally can't apply to literally anyone
None of this applies to me
minor cypress
enjoy being in crowd
potent hamlet
And the Animated Series AND movies
timid shoal
Zelensky
potent hamlet
What is bro doing on this list
You it's serious when you have a guy with a dick in his hair and he's respected
shell venture
omg it's the guy from stalker 2 trailer
slender rock
slender rock
Douglas Macarthur
yes
shell venture
yours has celebrity slop
shell venture
mine has warcriminals
slender rock
potent hamlet
Alice can be a guy's name?
slender rock
Alice can be a guy's name?
yes
potent hamlet
So that's why my parents got me that name…
slender rock
potent hamlet
Jkjk
shell venture
So that's why my parents got me that name…
i will dox you
slender rock
Dickens and Rasputin
potent hamlet
i will dox you
Do it you pussy
slender rock
alrighty
shell venture
Do it you pussy
i don't know how
shell venture
hi
timid shoal
QIN SHIN HUANG
shell venture
QIN SHIN HUANG
slender rock
potent hamlet
Axl Rose
shell venture
is that the guy from gta sa radio 
slender rock
is that the guy from gta sa radio <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
yeah the rock one
yes
shell venture
this isn't your granny station
you're on ..... the dust
dreamy flaxBOT
shell venture
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/yZedXAoXen.jpg
dreamy flaxBOT
visual stirrup
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/bZPyz2Rg6k.jpg
xelA believes in eugenics confirmed
timid shoal
It’s starting to form it’s own thoughts
potent hamlet
he's a turd
i mean, there's an Argentinian youtuber with the same name and he reviews movies and he's pretty good lmao
dreamy flaxBOT
weak jackal
shell venture
What a psycho
he's also american
potent hamlet
OOH
dreamy flaxBOT
dreamy flaxBOT
shell venture
bird up
dreamy flaxBOT
Unexpected socket.gaierror detected, this incident will be reported. [ 1724724842 ]
If you want to help out, you can also report the bug at /botserver 
potent hamlet
Spooky looking owl
Urutaú's are uglier
shell venture
first one is kinda cute
timid shoal
Urutaú's are uglier
WHAT IS THAT WYF
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
WHAT IS THAT WYF
its a Urutaú
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
Also known as Nyctibius or Ghost Bird
dreamy flaxBOT
shell venture
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
They're located on Central America and South America
potent hamlet
People usually kill them because dumb people think theyre witches roaming around
shell venture
stupid ass cafe with half of it being milk
potent hamlet
Mine is coffee
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
MINE ITSB BLACK COFFEE
shell venture
https://coffee.alexflipnote.dev/hLGPtE30mLo_coffee.png
fuck you
dreamy flaxBOT
timid shoal
https://coffee.alexflipnote.dev/JEpD1bV2wAM_coffee.jpg
Umm what’s that in the middle
shell venture
Umm what’s that in the middle
shrek pills
potent hamlet
Nothing better for an americano
potent hamlet
Umm what’s that in the middle
Probably green tea sweets
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
i dont like green teea
shell venture
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/KD6984rjPo.jpg
self concious
potent hamlet
dansa med oss klappa era hander
shell venture
the bot is breaking through the veil
timid shoal
Hyvää yötä kullanmurut meen tappaa itteni
minor cypress
this is some sexual ass coffee
Dat foam
dreamy flaxBOT
slender rock
Hyvää yötä kullanmurut meen tappaa itteni
take care, goodnight?
idk if that translated but uh
minor cypress
Forget the art, the bubbleless foam is impressive
slender rock
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5y6LqnrneW.jpg
need a smaller one tho
minor cypress
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5y6LqnrneW.jpg
Xela advocating for coomers now, its joever
dreamy flaxBOT
slender rock
not AI slop?
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
LMAO
slender rock
here's your air
no u
minor cypress
not AI slop?
Could be, look at the tongue lines going across it. Oddly symmetric
split canyonBOT
https://i.imgur.com/LXcti6A.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/TUva5Y8.jpg
slender rock
Could be, look at the tongue lines going across it. Oddly symmetric
idk hard to say
potent hamlet
TOXICA YO?!
slender rock
lol
potent hamlet
YO UNA NOVIA TOXICA?
minor cypress
idk hard to say
Either im retarded or thats a pattern
dreamy flaxBOT
:flag_es: Spanish; Castilian (español, castellano)
⬇️
minor cypress
Damn, i was pretty close.
slender rock
I kinda figured last part
I can't speak it without sounding like shit
CAN'T FUCKING ROLL THE Rs
😭
minor cypress
I remember just enough of HS spanish to autofill it, still get fucked up by conjugation
dreamy flaxBOT
slender rock
I remember just enough of HS spanish to autofill it, still get fucked up by conj...
nah just spend time with the friends fam who speak spanish at home
🙂
minor cypress
Puedo ser una weona rarita y bastante autista, pero no me considero tóxica
Speaking of spanish, poor flop does not understand the power level of goth latinas 😭
slender rock
he'll learn eventually
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
CAN'T FUCKING ROLL THE Rs
try to vibrate the tongue
weak jackal
I think my brain is trying to kill me rn
timid shoal
Wtf that is NOT a coffee
minor cypress
nah just spend time with the friends fam who speak spanish at home
I wish. Wife's family on the moms side is mega spanish, but she passed before i entered the picture
weak jackal
I'm gonna lay down and not dye
minor cypress
Wtf that is NOT a coffee
Macchiato?
minor cypress
I think my brain is trying to kill me rn
Why
timid shoal
Yeee but that looks like 90% cream and rest is coffee
slender rock
try to vibrate the tongue
Front of the tongue through the teeth? I'm stupid here need a diagram
minor cypress
CAN'T FUCKING ROLL THE Rs
Tongue on roof of mouth. Make wookie imitation noise. Now do the same thing, but for R and vibrate tongue
dreamy flaxBOT
minor cypress
slender rock
doesn't help when allergies are fucking me up yo
timid shoal
Front of the tongue through the teeth? I'm stupid here need a diagram
That’s how mewing works
slender rock
TOO MUCH FLEMGH
slender rock
That’s how mewing works
true
potent hamlet
Front of the tongue through the teeth? I'm stupid here need a diagram
try to imitate a platypus
potent hamlet
TOO MUCH FLEMGH
i have problems rolling the R's when my mouth is dry or im sick
i usually skip R's too, i have like a southern chilean accent that usually skips a lot of stuff
timid shoal
I'm gonna lay down and not dye
Die
slender rock
@timid shoal you're a finn right?
timid shoal
Yes
potent hamlet
<@211536505036865536> you're a finn right?
dreamy flaxBOT
slender rock
https://tenor.com/view/impresionado-finn-hora-de-aventura-impactado-boca-abierta...
wrong one
timid shoal
Nah that’s me
slender rock
noted
potent hamlet
wrong one
Me fighting the Not Deer in the forest (I went out to america so i carry a kevlar vest)
minor cypress
Kinda sad i didn't get to meet wifes mom/that side of the family. She says she would have hated my pasty gringo ass 
slender rock
I'm only half gringo and half drum circle
so idk
I am like camoflaged for police brutality
potent hamlet
Kinda sad i didn't get to meet wifes mom/that side of the family. She says she w...
Latin mothers are another level
minor cypress
I think her maiden name was Olguin or something. Dark af, big chancla energy.
potent hamlet
you either love them a lot or just despise them with all your might
minor cypress
Well, she said she would have "hated" me, but in a nice hispanic kinda way
slender rock
part of my brain and neck are hurting for no reason
Ibuprofen, wataerrrr, SLEEEEEEEEp
timid shoal
IM NOT FUCKING RACIST SHUT THE FUXK UP
weak jackal
woah
weak jackal
Ibuprofen, wataerrrr, SLEEEEEEEEp
They call me headache the way I be profen
slender rock
IM NOT FUCKING RACIST SHUT THE FUXK UP
Use your inside voice
potent hamlet
like, not the kind of hate crimes to beat somebody for their skin, but a lot of racist words and treatment
gleaming grove
Do you know that when you die
minor cypress
I'm only half gringo and half drum circle
I was cursed with the genes of semi irish euromutt with some form of irish probably. Thicc af dark eyebrows, freckles, pasty as sin and sunburns fkr days. Brown black hair, but beard and sides are black/red/white/brown
gleaming grove
Your body dies
slender rock
They call me headache the way I be profen
timid shoal
Use your inside voice
Oops
minor cypress
Shit makes no sense. I've had people ask if i ever dyed my hair,nope just born this way
weak jackal
I want to dye my hair but people keep saying my natural hair colour is too pretty to mess with
I was born an entire pure blonde white haired kid then slowly as I got older it turned more brown. So now I've got "dirty blonde" hair
slender rock
I was cursed with the genes of semi irish euromutt with some form of irish proba...
yeah because of my dads first wife, (who has some % of irish) kept telling my bro he has irish blood which would be like less than like 0.1ish percent
weak jackal
which is brunette with blonde parts mixed in
potent hamlet
Btw, y'all ever heard of El Culebrón?
slender rock
more scot and even more british slop with scottish somewhere, that smashed into bavarian german so like
idk what is
that even called
minor cypress
yeah because of my dads first wife, (who has some % of irish) kept telling my br...
Yeah i don't know how much truth is with that. I just know during summertime the beard gets red af and is super noticiable in the sun
minor cypress
Btw, y'all ever heard of El Culebrón?
Nope
dreamy flaxBOT
minor cypress
I was born an entire pure blonde white haired kid then slowly as I got older it ...
Dad was the same way. Came out blonde, ended up brown
slender rock
I forget the thing, can't brain tonight my back be screemin
potent hamlet
Nope
its a mithologic creature that's known for being a like, a 2-meter snake filled with hair
minor cypress
racism is very common here lmao
US gets alot of flak for muh racism, but spanish and asian racism just hits different.
potent hamlet
and its known people do pacts with them to get a lot of money
slender rock
US gets alot of flak for muh racism, but spanish and asian racism just hits diff...
they do
timid shoal
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/xyJnOZzAPn.jpg
Way too wholesome for brainfart
minor cypress
Interesting. From what my wife says, her family was stereotypical super catholic spanish, burning sage, etc.
dreamy flaxBOT
minor cypress
I'd like to have met her one day, but oh well.
potent hamlet
Interesting. From what my wife says, her family was stereotypical super catholic...
My family and town is religious, but not that much, they're also attached a lot to mithologic creatures of the fields
minor cypress
dreamy flaxBOT
potent hamlet
I love those stories of the grandpa fighting the devil in the mountains
Or the story of ''El Lión'' or ''El pájaro''
there's a dude that's known because he might've downed an helicopter but he tells it as he killed a big ass bird that was like shiny and roaring
so he started running after the bird in his horse and loading his rifle
after a couple shots, he ended up wounding the bird and running up there, but the bird made like a forest fire to die in peace
a couple years later they found a crashed helicopter and just took a couple parts of it lmao
slender rock
river zealot
/
remote vine
usagi1030, your new nickname is **Quick**
I come @remote vine
slender rock
B E A N S
slender rock
https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qjepOLWR6n.jpg
uhm what?
dreamy flaxBOT
shell venture
psyop
dreamy flaxBOT
shell venture
potent hamlet
I just learnt that my ex made me an amarre but because she never percieved me correctly, it didnt work lmao
glass stirrup
amarre?
potent hamlet
like a ritual to tie somebody to another and make them fall in love
river zealot
remote vine
potent hamlet
but i was with her because i felt sorry for her, i thought about being with her for a month and leaving her
glass stirrup
and it didn't work because she didn't "perceive" you correctly? You sure it didn't work because magic isn't real?
why did you feel sorry for her?
potent hamlet
and it didn't work because she didn't "perceive" you correctly? You sure it didn...
Idk, there's so much weird stuff in magic, it may be real or maybe not, i dont know but its curious to learn
glass stirrup
It is good that you left her. Staying with someon out of pity is a terrible thing to do for both of you.
potent hamlet
why did you feel sorry for her?
i thought she was like a depressive weeb that needed some company
glass stirrup
Idk, there's so much weird stuff in magic, it may be real or maybe not, i dont k...
I agree it is amusing to learn about the strange things people do.
glass stirrup
i thought she was like a depressive weeb that needed some company
Leaving gives her the option to find the person she deserves and you as well.
you did a good thing.
fickle ivy
I know a fool proof spell to make someone fall in love - it's called actually spending time together and building a connection 
potent hamlet
then i learnt that she was very much accompanied and i was like: ''Well damn, you aint what i thought''
glass stirrup
I know a fool proof spell to make someone fall in love - it's called actually sp...
That is not fool proof my man
gleaming grove
I never know how it feels to be in a same sex relationship
glass stirrup
I never know how it feels to be in a same sex relationship
are you gae?
gleaming grove
Depends on who askin
glass stirrup
Depends on who askin
Many ways to interpret this
potent hamlet
It is good that you left her. Staying with someon out of pity is a terrible thin...
I knew it was horrible, but i didnt wanted to reject her cuz i thought she would've killed herself or sum
fickle ivy
That is not fool proof my man
It has higher success chance that squirting lemons on candles while chanting gib me da pusi b0ss or whatever they do
remote vine
glass stirrup
I knew it was horrible, but i didnt wanted to reject her cuz i thought she would...
Also not your responsibility. go find the right person for you.
low atlas
I knew it was horrible, but i didnt wanted to reject her cuz i thought she would...
been there, but the logic that helped me is that the longer you stay the more damaging it becomes
gleaming grove
But honestly I am always curious
glass stirrup
if she cared about you she wouldn't be upset
river zealot
I knew it was horrible, but i didnt wanted to reject her cuz i thought she would...
this is how people get manipulated
gleaming grove
So many same sex relationship I have heard but so far a lot of them never work out
glass stirrup
It has higher success chance that squirting lemons on candles while chanting gib...
Yes
low atlas
So many same sex relationship I have heard but so far a lot of them never work o...
same sex, esp males, are sexually driven more than hetero relations, which usually leads to burn out or boredom
potent hamlet
and after knowing she almost cheated on me a good couple times and for anyone, the day she went to another town to probably cheat on me, i dumped her without leaving her option to reply
glass stirrup
So many same sex relationship I have heard but so far a lot of them never work o...
I have many gae frens. They are insanely promiscuous. None have had a relationship last more than a year.
low atlas
like I know a guy who had gey dating apps, you get swiped right and you're getting a dick pic instantaneously
it's dogshit
potent hamlet
I have many gae frens. They are insanely promiscuous. None have had a relationsh...
lmao
glass stirrup
and after knowing she almost cheated on me a good couple times and for anyone, t...
if she cheats o you then she doesn't care for or respect you. good you ditched the bish. should feel nothing for it
gleaming grove
like I know a guy who had gey dating apps, you get swiped right and you're getti...
Yikes
potent hamlet
if she cheats o you then she doesn't care for or respect you. good you ditched t...
I felt rage against her, mostly because she was the reason i felt so shitty and seeing her sometimes so happy made me bitter
but now i dont feel anything for her
like, i just have a negative opinion on her, but i dont get angry nor sad, nun
gleaming grove
but now i dont feel anything for her
This might sound psychopathic but she brought that on you she prob wont care anything for you afterward
glass stirrup
A friend of mine put me on a dating app for normies and it got no attention. as a joke he put me on a gae app and it was getting upwards of ten interested parties a day. it is crazy.
gleaming grove
So why bother feeling anything for her
If she truly loves you she will love you with everything
glass stirrup
like, i just have a negative opinion on her, but i dont get angry nor sad, nun
this is good. you are not as insane as originally thought.
potent hamlet
like, i just think she's an attention whore, but besides that, she do she and ill do me
gleaming grove
Lets keep it like that
low atlas
A friend of mine put me on a dating app for normies and it got no attention. as ...
I am starting to think that ppl turn gey because they are desperate
slender rock
romance is kinda dead with short attention spans
low atlas
because a lot of them are
gleaming grove
I am starting to think that ppl turn gey because they are desperate
I know some ppl turn gae or les after being dumped
slender rock
and internet social shit
glass stirrup
I am starting to think that ppl turn gey because they are desperate
kek. I have two straight buds who tried the femboi pickup. both regret very much lol
potent hamlet
I am starting to think that ppl turn gey because they are desperate
i mean, i know people that likes femboys thinking theyre more accessible
low atlas
I know some ppl turn gae or les after being dumped
me personally? Both genders suck from experience
slender rock
me personally? Both genders suck from experience
humanity sucks rn
glass stirrup
first one said he couldn't finish and second said he gave up and just the femboi a bj and left lmao
glass stirrup
me personally? Both genders suck from experience
only if you have the equipment
visual stirrup
I know some ppl turn gae or les after being dumped
that's weird
in my experience, women turn les after starting to date
date me, that is
gleaming grove
Or maybe shes always a les
inland jackal
@glass stirrup
gleaming grove
And dated you to prove ppl wrong
low atlas
i mean, i know people that likes femboys thinking theyre more accessible
femboys are 99% mental disasters, they're like hugging a claymore expecting warmth
glass stirrup
@inland jackal
gleaming grove
A lot do that too
potent hamlet
femboys are 99% mental disasters, they're like hugging a claymore expecting warm...
Yeah, they are
green schooner
femboys are 99% mental disasters, they're like hugging a claymore expecting warm...
is true
real.
slender rock
Suck in which way
no no not suck only blow
green schooner
no no not suck only blow
not even throat?
slender rock
they're not that brave
potent hamlet
i tried to date a dude that he said he was a femboy but he was obsessed with his ex and stuff and i just, left him before the third date
gleaming grove
Charon you Ryan Goslin, what the fuck
green schooner
Charon you Ryan Goslin, what the fuck
it’s not Ryan gosling
it’s something that will get me banned
If I post it
low atlas
i tried to date a dude that he said he was a femboy but he was obsessed with his...
literally if anyone says they're a femboy walk away, I think anyone who categorizes themselves like that do it for attention
slender rock
i tried to date a dude that he said he was a femboy but he was obsessed with his...
never let go of attachment shit etc..
gleaming grove
Ah well
visual stirrup
it’s something that will get me banned
nazi propaganda poster
green schooner
nazi propaganda poster
I got it from something else
gleaming grove
literally if anyone says they're a femboy walk away, I think anyone who categori...
My friend she got harassed by a femboy dude who she used to work with by spamming her with his maid dress pictures
Its hilarious
But dude was so emotionally sensitive
low atlas
it's like going to a woman and she says 'oh I'm a tomboy/mommy/whatever', same principle
glass stirrup
literally if anyone says they're a femboy walk away, I think anyone who categori...
It is a shame. i've seen a few very attractive ones.
potent hamlet
literally if anyone says they're a femboy walk away, I think anyone who categori...
Yeah, not even drag or trans or enby or crossdresser or crossplayer, FEMBOY is the term that i feel its weird
dreamy flaxBOT
low atlas
My friend she got harassed by a femboy dude who she used to work with by spammin...
I have unfortunately suffered through that yeah
slender rock
do people not become friends first before like getting super serious?
low atlas
It is a shame. i've seen a few very attractive ones.
They can be okay if they are normal functioning members of society, but is rare
slender rock
gleaming grove
Dont believe in that statement
There are femboys dont crossdress
But huge part they do
glass stirrup
do people not become friends first before like getting super serious?
lol no
potent hamlet
Jk
I mean, a femboy has to be like a dude that has a very femenine traits or aura or personality
glass stirrup
I mean, a femboy has to be like a dude that has a very femenine traits or aura o...
"aura" is this more magic stuff?
potent hamlet
but a crossdresser might be just a guy in women clothes and act masculine
low atlas
I mean, a femboy has to be like a dude that has a very femenine traits or aura o...
My take on it is, why categorize? what is a femboy but a feminine dude? why EXACTLY make it a group of people
gleaming grove
"aura" is this more magic stuff?
Aura is like a vibe
low atlas
why even mention it
potent hamlet
"aura" is this more magic stuff?
not really, aura is how you notice a person
gleaming grove
Its like a feeling when you stand next to a person and you could feel like they arent good or a weird guy
low atlas
if you are feminine it will show, if you are masc, it will show
gleaming grove
Mainly based on their physical behavior or activity
slender rock
Aura aka does the person seem chill or off. like does your sense of getting the fuck away from them is the aura, which is the vibe they give off
gleaming grove
Like you stand next to a person and they are friendly you would be like "Damn this dude is chill" its an aura
glass stirrup
Everybody I meet assumes I'm gae by default. I must be doing something wrong.
slender rock
like local crack head's aura is chaos or tv static of bad mojo
potent hamlet
For example, there are people you see doing stuff that might be weird, you might not recognize what it is but it gives you the eeries
gleaming grove
Everybody I meet assumes I'm gae by default. I must be doing something wrong.
Everyone here assumes everyone is
Nothing personal
Its mutual
glass stirrup
Everyone here assumes everyone is
I meant irl but ok lol
green schooner
I meant irl but ok lol
both
slender rock
IN THE NAAAAVY
low atlas
Here everyone assumes you're straight or you get chopped
upper shore
low atlas
So, rather everyone prays you're straight
slender rock
glass stirrup
Wrestling is ok until they start "mounting" eachother kek
gleaming grove
But yeh
slender rock
So, rather everyone prays you're straight
not how it works battle buddy
green schooner
So, rather everyone prays you're straight
hai gae man
gleaming grove
I never understand same sex relationship
potent hamlet
But if you are in Navy
Any army branch is homoerotic in any way
low atlas
hai gae man
not anymore
gleaming grove
Also my brain got short circuited when I heard someone had relationship with same sex
green schooner
not anymore
anymore?
potent hamlet
Like, they might not recognize it, but it is
low atlas
we ace
slender rock
Any army branch is homoerotic in any way
Marines*
inland jackal
@low atlas
gleaming grove
Like, they might not recognize it, but it is
I am in the US Marine you dont gotta mention me it
green schooner
Also my brain got short circuited when I heard someone had relationship with sam...
happiness over bloodline
low atlas
@inland jackal
gleaming grove
Everyone here is as gae as Netflix
inland jackal
@green schooner
slender rock
I am in the US Marine you dont gotta mention me it
RAH RAH RAH RAAAAAAAh
green schooner
<@559857820724625419>
WHAT
glass stirrup
I am in the US Marine you dont gotta mention me it
the cat ears check out
inland jackal
I did the visit warehouse in forge challenge
gleaming grove
Look thats how we cope with 6 years contract
inland jackal
Madness
gleaming grove
Everyone is gae until DD214 hits and they are as straight as a lamp post they used to dance on
green schooner
I love being in GARAGE
slender rock
Look thats how we cope with 6 years contract
Hey I got some fresh crayons bro, want half?
gleaming grove
Navy? Not so much
potent hamlet
Marines*
i mean, getting a bunch of naked dudes to shower all together is kinda homoerotic
gleaming grove
They loves to do Silver Bullet
inland jackal
Plus i kinda played a lot of session battles yesterday
slender rock
i mean, getting a bunch of naked dudes to shower all together is kinda homoeroti...
lol
low atlas
dude Limansk was crazy today
potent hamlet
make them excersive and be all sweaty and groaning is homoerotic too
inland jackal
It should be called amb/qbz/mcmillan battles
glass stirrup
i mean, getting a bunch of naked dudes to shower all together is kinda homoeroti...
We had this in school. they had the soap tied to a rope lmao
slender rock
make them excersive and be all sweaty and groaning is homoerotic too
thing is when the shit goes down they're who you depend on
so
potent hamlet
We had this in school. they had the soap tied to a rope lmao
gae
glass stirrup
everybody ws quick to figure out the gae dudes
low atlas
The further I get to master the less I enjoy the game
slender rock
bonding in trauma is also gae
green schooner
It should be called amb/qbz/mcmillan battles
McMillans don’t 1 tap me
gleaming grove
I never dare to touch the Gymnasium shower
glass stirrup
always hiding themselves with towels lmao
green schooner
they can’t
gleaming grove
Idk why
inland jackal
McMillans don’t 1 tap me
Same, i just lay down, bandage blue medkit and go back
gleaming grove
I always feel extremely uncomfortable looking at Shower in changing room
green schooner
Same, i just lay down, bandage blue medkit and go back
me with my poly up my ass
potent hamlet
thing is when the shit goes down they're who you depend on
i will probably run to the hills
low atlas
No gun in Stalcraft can kill me
queue Charon dying in ship back to back
inland jackal
me with my poly up my ass
Poly is gae
slender rock
i will probably run to the hills
hehehe.... Too fucking late
inland jackal
Embrace the bandage
green schooner
queue Charon dying in ship back to back
yeah but I kill like 4 dudes before I did
You die like
Always
And only kill 2
green schooner
i don't peek anymore
my gain outweighs my cost
potent hamlet
hehehe.... Too fucking late
If the shit hits the fan, i might just stay away and live by myself
low atlas
I have a vss now
green schooner
Embrace the bandage
no poly is peak
low atlas
so I'm gaming
low atlas
shut up
potent hamlet
or get a couple of familiars and very trusted people i know and just start a community in the middle of nowhere
slender rock
If the shit hits the fan, i might just stay away and live by myself
good luck with that
inland jackal
no poly is peak
I say its gae cause i got no container to use it with my sba tank
green schooner
I say its gae cause i got no container to use it with my sba tank
Im about to get hive after vssm
gleaming grove
Just i guess enjoy life now you got rid of that burden
green schooner
potent hamlet
do you have all the skills in place to live offgrid
I do tho
slender rock
nah
low atlas
have you tried the Aug 9mm @green schooner @inland jackal
green schooner
have you tried the Aug 9mm <@559857820724625419> <@463776894219976750>
no
slender rock
I need to see proof
inland jackal
Yes it sucks ass
gleaming grove
Shotgun in Stalcraft
inland jackal
Frfr
green schooner
It keeps beaming me at close range
low atlas
rly? I see ppl using it a lot
inland jackal
Sig mpx is better
low atlas
Yea, it's an smg
green schooner
Heavil
gleaming grove
Is this Stalcraft
green schooner
Yea, it's an smg
yeah that’s why I distance myself
glass stirrup
I built a log cabin once. once. it took 5 months and leaked when it rained
green schooner
Is this Stalcraft
Yes this is Stalcraft talk rn
potent hamlet
nobody who thinks they do has the skills to do it
I mean, ive spend summers doing field stuff
gleaming grove
Damn
slender rock
I mean, ive spend summers doing field stuff
if the shit hits the fan
inland jackal
Im grinding for that as val then amb cause i got peruns wrath skin for it
green schooner
It shreds
glass stirrup
I mean, ive spend summers doing field stuff
spend a year alone in the bush and then you'll know if you have it in you.
gleaming grove
How did we jump from breaking off to ex girlfriend to cheating to being gae to being idiot in armed forces to Stalcraft
The polarity is insane
low atlas
I built a log cabin once. once. it took 5 months and leaked when it rained
one of my end goals, i wanna go somewhere cold, build a cabin and get old there
slender rock
and different regions
low atlas
preferably with someone
green schooner
Im grinding for that as val then amb cause i got peruns wrath skin for it
I’m gonna get amb cause it’s 9x39 and good for close quarters so I’m gonna have vss for long range
Amb for short
both in my inv
For late game
glass stirrup
preferably with someone
that is the dream
potent hamlet
like, taking care of animals, killing them, planting, i know about the importance of clothing and how to seal them
inland jackal
How did we jump from breaking off to ex girlfriend to cheating to being gae to b...
Tf u mean jumped to stalcraft, stalcraft talk was here before being gae
potent hamlet
Btw if you ever are cold and nowhere to hide from the wind, try to find cardboard and put it inside your jacket
slender rock
like, taking care of animals, killing them, planting, i know about the importanc...
shit hits the fan just now, you have no time to prep can you survive with what you on physically on you?
low atlas
that is the dream
If global warming deletes snow before I get to see it I'm killing myself
green schooner
preferably with someone
glass stirrup
If global warming deletes snow before I get to see it I'm killing myself
you might need to take trip now broski
find a mountain
and climb
green schooner
Currently its 5:56 no way
low atlas
you might need to take trip now broski
forced to study, one million years of studying, eternity of looking at books
green schooner
forced to study, one million years of studying, eternity of looking at books
College
NERD
inland jackal
I hate 5.56 ngl
green schooner
same
potent hamlet
shit hits the fan just now, you have no time to prep can you survive with what y...
i mean, i have good clothing at hand, i have like 4 or 5 good backpacks, i have somewhat protective gear, i have blunt and cutting weapons
inland jackal
7.62x54 ftw
green schooner
I love my silly Warsaw guns
glass stirrup
forced to study, one million years of studying, eternity of looking at books
there aren't that many books. take a ouple with you. preferably on topics like how to not die on a mountain and such
inland jackal
And 5.45
gleaming grove
Uzi my beloved
potent hamlet
I have a good amount of canned food
gleaming grove
I have a good amount of canned food
Ok why do you want to be Zomboid gameplay
green schooner
Charon what's 3(5+5/10)?
3
gleaming grove
First off why do you want to go off grid
glass stirrup
I have a good amount of canned food
good for emergency, but you should learn to hunt and forage
potent hamlet
Seeds laying around and plants to change them
gleaming grove
Second what is this
low atlas
there aren't that many books. take a ouple with you. preferably on topics like h...
no I'm saying I am studying in uni for one million years, one more year and I'm done with the education system forever
inland jackal
Charon what's 3(5+5/10)?
17½
gleaming grove
Third is Dubstep still prevalent
glass stirrup
no I'm saying I am studying in uni for one million years, one more year and I'm ...
damn you old af
low atlas
damn you old af
I feel old (21)
glass stirrup
I feel old (21)
bro, it's gonna suck when you hit 30 lol
gleaming grove
I feel old (21)
I am an old fart (22)
potent hamlet
good for emergency, but you should learn to hunt and forage
Yeah, its the most important thing, and also knowing what and where to get stuff
glass stirrup
I actually felt my body give up on the day
inland jackal
Cause you got 3x(5+½)
potent hamlet
you cant eat any mushroom you see, or eat any meat of any animal you hunt
inland jackal
5/10 is 1/2
low atlas
bro, it's gonna suck when you hit 30 lol
Not gonna lie I didn't expect to hit 20 I don't wanna imagine being 30
glass stirrup
Yeah, its the most important thing, and also knowing what and where to get stuff
yeah. as long as you're not stupid and did your research on the environment you're heading into you should be ok
gleaming grove
it’s 3(5+5 divided by 10)
5+1/2 is 11/2
green schooner
It’s basic
potent hamlet
you have to learn to cut the meat too
inland jackal
you would do 3 times 10
Why do the multiplication first
You gotta do in brackets first
glass stirrup
Not gonna lie I didn't expect to hit 20 I don't wanna imagine being 30
It's bad homie.
green schooner
Why do the multiplication first
That’s how we are taught if number outside
inland jackal
Ffs
gleaming grove
So 3(5+1/2) is 33/2
green schooner
add everything inside
Then
outside
but I don’t fw math so I’m prob wrong anyways
inland jackal
How did you guys get 1/2 from 5+1/2
I got 1/2 cause in original question there was a 5/10
glass stirrup
How did you guys get 1/2 from 5+1/2
yeah half of what?
green schooner
fuck you both I’m going back
To watching Korean movie
potent hamlet
yeah. as long as you're not stupid and did your research on the environment you'...
I know the place i would go and it might be good tbh, a lot colder than where i live but safer nonetheless because the places near are like 200 populations at max
inland jackal
And now you do 3x5+3x1/2
gleaming grove
I thought the question is what is 3(5+1/2)
inland jackal
I thought the question is what is 3(5+1/2)
3(5+5/10)
glass stirrup
I know the place i would go and it might be good tbh, a lot colder than where i ...
depends on what kind of population tbh
green schooner
inland jackal
Thats the question
low atlas
Yeah weseli has a point, because he read it as 5+(5/10)
low atlas
While Charon read it as (5+5)/10
potent hamlet
depends on what kind of population tbh
Mostly old people with farms and cattle
glass stirrup
Mostly old people with farms and cattle
yeah, sound chill.
gleaming grove
Then yeh 3(5+1/2) = 3(11/2) = 33/2
gleaming grove
Easy math
low atlas
inland jackal
Yeah weseli has a point, because he read it as 5+(5/10)
This makes sense since multi and division over + and -
gleaming grove
You do stuff in the function parameter first then multiply
potent hamlet
yeah, sound chill.
Even if its left abandoned, i can have a whole place to work with, mostly including cattle and fertile earth
green schooner
This is why the balkans is so far behind
gleaming grove
Multiply / Factor first when the solution is there makes everything complicated
low atlas
go drink your corn syrup bitch
green schooner
Was bad
inland jackal
Charon dumb af
green schooner
go drink your corn syrup bitch
nah we got the highest Amish pop in America
I got muh horses and
butter
low atlas
and you're still this retarded 
green schooner
and you're still this retarded <:FeelsCatMan:1277319317452750919>
what do you expect for someone like me
inland jackal
Then yeh 3(5+1/2) = 3(11/2) = 33/2
Yea i miscalculated my result but ±1
glass stirrup
Even if its left abandoned, i can have a whole place to work with, mostly includ...
farming is hard as fuck. all day no breaks no days off. can't afford to stop even if sick.
inland jackal
Yea i miscalculated my result but ±1
Cause fuck them precision
slender rock
fuckin pork dumplings with soy sauce, teryaki maranade and some ginger and rice seasoning which is like Nori Fume Mix
potent hamlet
farming is hard as fuck. all day no breaks no days off. can't afford to stop eve...
yeah, that's why there's automatic watering
inland jackal
I studied that in high school 
glass stirrup
yeah, that's why there's automatic watering
that won't save you.
inland jackal
Simple math
potent hamlet
that won't save you.
i know, but it helps
inland jackal
Currently im in college
low atlas
oh you're younger than I thought
green schooner
oh you're younger than I thought
Old
inland jackal
Currently im in college
For Professional business computer scientist
low atlas
I thought you were 25+
inland jackal
glass stirrup
i have to find pesticides too
honestly broham. If you're looking at farming then you need other people.
inland jackal
I thought you were 25+
Nay 20, 21 in sept
dreamy flaxBOT
Your birthday is on 24 September which is <t:1727136000:R> 
inland jackal
Boomer
potent hamlet
honestly broham. If you're looking at farming then you need other people.
that's why i said: ''Bring a couple of people of trust and make a community''
low atlas
glass stirrup
that's why i said: ''Bring a couple of people of trust and make a community''
fair.
slender rock
Kernel Heap Corruption
potent hamlet
because i know i wouldnt be able to do it all by myself
slender rock
fucking
green schooner
21 is youbg
yougb
gleaming grove
No way Wes is only 21
inland jackal
For Professional business computer scientist
In case someone is wondering what that is, mix of management with programming
You got exonomics marketing, data bases, object orientated programming
potent hamlet
there will be times i will be occupied doing other stuff, or need something that i cant do like smithing or stuff
glass stirrup
because i know i wouldnt be able to do it all by myself
if any of the people you bring start acting like casting spells is work then I hope you're prepared to beat some sense into them
low atlas
In case someone is wondering what that is, mix of management with programming
Y...
oh so like management information systems
green schooner
ass
inland jackal
oh so like management information systems
Its more on the programming side afaik
potent hamlet
if any of the people you bring start acting like casting spells is work then I h...
nah, fuck that lmao
i dont need a priest
green schooner
you misspelled my misspelling
inland jackal
But im thinking of getting back into the same school since they removed the master classes for this thing
So they can split it into software engineering and economics paths
potent hamlet
so that's probably my plan
inland jackal
I would choose the soft engineering cause it will have game making
glass stirrup
i dont need a priest
when grandma says she'll pray for you and then eats twinkies and watches tv like normal
low atlas
I would choose the soft engineering cause it will have game making
Oooo
My friends are doing game dev aswell
potent hamlet
Just grab my stuff, contact people i know and trust and run to the hills lmao
low atlas
Seeing people playing your games feels so good
inland jackal
I always wanted to make games ever since i started playing them
glass stirrup
Just grab my stuff, contact people i know and trust and run to the hills lmao
sounds cool.
inland jackal
Played cod 2 at 4 years
potent hamlet
sounds cool.
funnily enough, last time shit hit the fan was in 2010 and 2019, and we stayed here and nothing happened lmao
so i might not even have to run to the hills
inland jackal
@low atlas i already have some game ideas
glass stirrup
funnily enough, last time shit hit the fan was in 2010 and 2019, and we stayed h...
nothing ever fucking happens hue
inland jackal
Stalker Belgrade but without anomalies
potent hamlet
because we're like an hour from the center of the town and nobody would bother to come here
inland jackal
More like metro
glass stirrup
just be not in a third world country and you're probs fine
potent hamlet
just be not in a third world country and you're probs fine
Im in a third world country
inland jackal
just be not in a third world country and you're probs fine
Theres only one world
low atlas
Stalker Belgrade but without anomalies
Instead of artifacts it's finding pure crack cocaine
glass stirrup
Theres only one world
Objectively untrue
inland jackal
Instead of artifacts it's finding pure crack cocaine
Nah
No rpg bullshit
Pure metro
glass stirrup
we got like seven in just our solar system
slender rock
lets see if this shit crashes again
potent hamlet
Objectively untrue
Factually true, there's only one Planet Earth, economically not true
low atlas
make the story about finding the only functioning lada
inland jackal
Nay
low atlas
you find it, gypsys took the wheels, bad ending
glass stirrup
Factually true, there's only one Planet Earth, economically not true
you're acting like we'd never call another world Earth
inland jackal
Its gonna be smth like america got their nukes out at '99 and bombed serbia
potent hamlet
you're acting like we'd never call another world Earth
Right now, it wouldnt be possible
inland jackal
Now u gotta reclaim it from the croats albanians and "ottomans" turkish faction
inland jackal
Now u gotta reclaim it from the croats albanians and "ottomans" turkish faction ...
By claiming the churches
low atlas
By claiming the churches
Turkish faction goes hard
low atlas
Start with linear games tbh
minor cypress
i thought she was like a depressive weeb that needed some company
😭 the pity relationship is never a good start
low atlas
I think open world is overrated
halcyon sonnet
low atlas
Metro was a unique take though
minor cypress
Its just a gateway to rampant codependency
halcyon sonnet
minor cypress
I am starting to think that ppl turn gey because they are desperate
Wifes brother is like that. He says hes bi/pan/etc but it really just sounds like hes copium-sexual
slender rock
why the fuck does it have to be so fucking BIG
halcyon sonnet
why the fuck does it have to be so fucking BIG
are you downloading the whole game??
is that an update??
