🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

MY MANGO

[placid sail]

how to bring reclusive Italian out of hiding with a breadcrumbs trail of memes

[grizzled meadow]

💥

[placid sail]

training manual by busy

[grizzled meadow]

AND ACT LIKE I DON'T KNOW NOBODY

[lusty sonnet]

Gotta find a meme he knows and can react to

[river zealot]

!wormy

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1243674002824630332/wormy.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

🍞

[toxic sundial]

[placid sail]

I like to imagine Falconelli applying to a job, and one day his employer rounding up every worker with a speech "we absolutely don't need employees here whose mind is a trashbin of memes, so if you are one, better announce yourself now and save us all some trouble"

[solar obsidian]

500 dancing richtofen memes

[placid sail]

and after a moment of tense silence, the boss suddenly goes "father of lies"

and Falco's just standing there

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-sweating-omg-cant-handle-gif-19166949

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-dmasiv-gif-25702999

[naive bison]

https://www.eater.com/2016/8/8/12403338/subway-yoga-mat-chemical-mcdonalds-burger-king-wendys

[uncut yew]

Wait, someone posted this version already?

[placid sail]

2016 article

you lohmatiy piskogriz

[gloomy eagle]

p!pizza

[foggy mantle]

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[naive bison]

your mother

[eager igloo]

Id post some stuff, but most of it is extreme propaganda and would get me bonked by josta

[naive bison]

griz my pis'

[placid sail]

jesus christ 2016 was EEEEEEEIGHT YEAAAARS AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[gloomy eagle]

he remembered, rookie mistake

[narrow lotus]

I can fix her but you actually fix her

[naive bison]

you have to translate all

even if thru google

[eager igloo]

You won't tell me what to do

Piss off

[green schooner]

I’m asking my partner to translate it

I love human translators

[solar coral]

um

dont look up "wall e full movie" on youtube

[naive bison]

why

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-furry-gif-26082177

[solar coral]

someone managed to upload the full movie in good quality to youtube and its been up for 3 days

1.2m views

[naive bison]

why would i not look it up then

[green schooner]

based

[naive bison]

[solar coral]

trolled!

Mr. Jupiter

[true sedge]

does it cut to like goatse or something

why wouldnt i look it up

[solar coral]

No its the full 1 hour 30 minutes

its like in 360p but its still in tact theres no cuts or editing afaik

most likely they found an exploit lol

[naive bison]

this is AGAINST regulations

🖐️

[solar coral]

its allowed brake da roolz

anyway imma eat pizza rolls

[true sedge]

i think youtube content id has started fucking up in recent years because ive seen a lot more movies hosted there for literal years than at any point

[solar coral]

i mean yeah but this shits getting recommended to everyone

[lunar goblet]

From what I understand through such translation there's a Polish paramilitary group and they fund their combat equipment through sale of such body pillows. Pretty amusing.

[solar coral]

and its not like the audio or video is modified, its just the movie

[solar coral]

czech paramilitary group getting its funding thru fursuits when

[green schooner]

never..,,

[lunar goblet]

You never know, maybe there's already uwus funding their combat potential

[solar coral]

czechia republic!!!!!

best country!!!!!

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/maomao-disgusted-apothecary-maomao-anime-disgust-the-apothecary-diaries-apothecary-diaries-gif-277569285267881835

we were better united

[solar coral]

we have : kidnapping, furries, and kolaches

[green schooner]

as 1

[solar coral]

cry about it, slovakia seceded

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/byee-lolol-gif-13058586

I will

[solar coral]

no more kolaches for you mr slovak

or light parades

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[solar coral]

or kidnapping

[solar coral]

this cat

whats wrong with this cat

[green schooner]

but I like hearing about my bubba talking badly about Hungarians

[green schooner]

[grizzled meadow]

Charon are you still gay

[green schooner]

am I still dating a man?

[solar coral]

i like getting fire bombed by totally not FIS agents

[green schooner]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

I asked a specific question

[green schooner]

I think it’s obvious

[grizzled meadow]

I need a yes or no

[solar coral]

hi falco do you want a kolache

[grizzled meadow]

No

[solar coral]

kys

[grizzled meadow]

Fruit in sweets = shit

[green schooner]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-fired-donald-trump-the-apprentice-point-gif-8557097

[toxic sundial]

Charon is a child they don't have a sexuality

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[solar coral]

chocolate is a fruit you oaf

[grizzled meadow]

Google says fruits, not chocolate

If there is chocolate then yes

[green schooner]

Your a child nota

[toxic sundial]

You're

[solar coral]

cocoa is fruit

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/nae-nae-dancing-dance-moves-grooves-gif-16086818

[solar coral]

and coca is a vegetable

[toxic sundial]

Isn't cocoa a seed

Of some kind

[solar coral]

well its the sexual organ of a plant

making it a fruit

[ancient lynx]

cocoa is vile ngl

disgusting

[toxic sundial]

Seed

[solar coral]

yes

[flint jacinth]

NUT

[toxic sundial]

Fruit is a flesh wrapped seed or nut

[solar coral]

seeds are literally plant cum bro idk what to tell you

[toxic sundial]

No that's pollon

[solar coral]

cocoa is effectively seeds wrapped in bark

[toxic sundial]

A seed is a fetus

[ancient lynx]

but is cum an organ

[flint jacinth]

back to school

[solar coral]

lol wait until you see raw cocoa

[ancient lynx]

raw cocoa is yeah

cum

vile

[solar coral]

its literally white slimy shit idk what to tell you

[ancient lynx]

that is a very clean image

real thing is not like that

[solar coral]

yeah its dry

[ancient lynx]

its full of cum

[solar coral]

would be way wetter

but

cocoa is a fruit

botanically

[toxic sundial]

Chocolate is only delicious because of the child labour involved, ethically sourced chocolate is just objectively worse

[ancient lynx]

there is ethically sourced chocolate?

please tell me the names so i can avoid them

[solar coral]

poop

[toxic sundial]

No

[solar coral]

beans bean the magical food the more you eat the more you toot

[river robin]

Y’all should both just stop talking. Retarded argument

[robust cove]

I've seen enough, really

[potent hamlet]

im getting the urge to eat some longaniza

[toxic sundial]

I need a new gun

It's been too long

[upbeat zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-balloon-shaking-gifdopedrao-gif-18309166828393550457

[fading shuttle]

no you dont need a new gun, you just want one

[toxic sundial]

Yeah that

Maybe a sword will do

[halcyon sonnet]

[flint jacinth]

what kinda slur is an s word

[halcyon sonnet]

uhhh

idk man

maybe go to wikipedia list of slurs and S section

[flint jacinth]

sike

[halcyon sonnet]

LA ZAG NA

[flint jacinth]

finally a good fucking meme

[halcyon sonnet]

you tried the deagle and uzi yet?

how are they if ya have?

[flint jacinth]

both amazing imo

uzi is smg king rn

until vector or sr3m

[halcyon sonnet]

yeah I heard it fucking rips

[flint jacinth]

deagle .50 is fucking FUN

it sounds so good

and fiddling with chamber check is satisfying

[halcyon sonnet]

WAIT ITS FUCKING .50 BEO?!

[flint jacinth]

and .357 for woemen

[halcyon sonnet]

NOT THE .357 ALREADY INGAME??

oh

are they both base level traders to buy?

I assume one from PK one from mech or something

[flint jacinth]

.50 on flea

for about 50k

.357 idk, jeager or pk

you get lvl 1 ammo for .50 from jaeg

[slender rock]

All the muscles are screaming at me

[halcyon sonnet]

nah I meant the deagle snd uzi themselves

[flint jacinth]

good, means you spent the day right

[flint jacinth]

uzi is lvl 1 pk

250$

[halcyon sonnet]

so wait, the .50 is on flea?

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494538024563245065/1277311054849773588/FxOaQm5aUAENkCO.png?ex=66ccb41e&is=66cb629e&hm=e620d85da80b4d56fbcab999ee7c384b5440e238017f9f4bd727afce7639154a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[slender rock]

Gotta roll like a ball to get coffee now

[flint jacinth]

AHAHAHAHA I FEEL THAT SO MUCH

[slender rock]

Blurika mode

[flint jacinth]

cant laugh

cant stand up

cant put on shoes

straw drinking is king

[slender rock]

It's worth tho helping a friend out.. so

[flint jacinth]

oh i thought it was gym time

[slender rock]

[flint jacinth]

was it pouring concrete time?

[halcyon sonnet]

even better

[slender rock]

Moving stuff and heavy things

[halcyon sonnet]

helping a buddy

[flint jacinth]

AUUU perfect

stairways and wardrobes

and 2 angry guys tryna rotate

[slender rock]

And his pops tools that are 90 steel

90%*

[potent hamlet]

everything's an addiction nowadays

[halcyon sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-schizo-lobotomy-grassoda-gif-14353268370761396413

[flint jacinth]

oh lawd

[slender rock]

Did you draw that or steal it?

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620581326520331/1276519781100556358/sus.gif

[fading shuttle]

Igon written by vivziepop

[final cedar]

the deagle is as busted as ever

started playing when I saw that they added it, feeding it is the only problem

357 HP from Jaeger L1 and aim for legs

[gleaming falcon]

firelake

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/LVPMnkN16X.jpg

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1277345682629595146/aJQWGzBE_700w_0.jpg?ex=66ccd45e&is=66cb82de&hm=6cc73395dfe69998065b45a5687eef72a06130be18f279e89c40eab0d1c816ab&=&format=webp&width=340&height=468

[inland jackal]

time to move the monolit

[tidal trellis]

Monolith's cooler cousin

[upper shore]

How have I never made this connection before

[narrow lotus]

👅

[fluid heron]

Cut off 3 people in traffic and flipped 2 off to get see my dad for my birthday

feel like I aged 50 years

[sonic minnow]

sounds like you almost never saw your dad again

[tidal trellis]

Potentially dangerous and rude but!

Worth it

[gleaming falcon]

i guess we (enter company name)

[slender rock]

Isaac screaming in pain

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

this is where i left off at last save

that was missing

unloading the markus

[halcyon sonnet]

makes sense, its a big ass handgun

[green schooner]

hi twink

congrats on helpers

but your still a twink

[fading shuttle]

Being a helper is inherently the most submissive twink role

[fresh rose]

alex

i found the character

lash is fun as fuck

and im maining this fucker

i just 1v5d and won

ult op

also why is flop piss color now

[naive bison]

you know what happens to things that are both fun and strong?

[grizzled meadow]

We have the brainfart version, will post tomorrow if I remember

[mystic bluff]

there is?

lmao

go for it

[fading shuttle]

Demoted to helper

[grizzled meadow]

Yep

[fresh rose]

It took skill

cause its a movement melee character

[river zealot]

oh my fucking god

flop is not a helper

[fresh rose]

unlike 1 character thats in the game where he presses a fucking button and turns himself into a electric supernova AOE that kills everything over like 60 seconds

its so broken

[river zealot]

this is the second twink in the mod team

this is not good

you remember what happened last time falco

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know who is the first one

[river zealot]

madirex

ЯМыФургал

[fading shuttle]

I hope you know that the other movement melee character has been permanerfed since release, the moment shiv dies, you are next

[fresh rose]

MOTHERFUCKER IN GAMEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM A FUCKING WINNERRRRRR

3 WINS BACK TO BACK

LASH ON TOP

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-windows-windows-pc-throwback-retro-gif-18221950

this is where the games going as soon as that happens

[fading shuttle]

Shiv was the first character I played, In the 5 updates that have been put out since he came out like, 10 days ago? He has been nerfed in 3 of them

[fresh rose]

and the guy with a fucking nuke ult

hasnt been nerfed once im guessing

[fading shuttle]

?

[fresh rose]

Seven

dude legit ulted and wiped my team out

in like 4 seconds

[fading shuttle]

Seven will never be nerfed because he is jokingly referred in the forums and discords as 0/7

[lofty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/kuzco-boombaby-i'mback-gif-117677590699355548

[lofty sand]

Hello Reggie

[green schooner]

hi bestie

❤️

[lofty sand]

@fading shuttle add me as a friend

[fluid heron]

They wouldnt be seeing any of there's either

[lofty sand]

Ey

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[lofty sand]

It's fatraccoon

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1277030931781259397/video_20240824_201945_edit.mp4?ex=66cc57fc&is=66cb067c&hm=c4b38378f85c59d71b81abeedd1c41d36bb74fd6fc67b9c836bcd2d0b6ccf1d2& @narrow lotus @heavy peak @inland jackal @flint jacinth @lone cedar @low atlas

@grizzled meadow

[fluid heron]

yeah daddys here

[stone blade]

Me when they have a discount on monster

[fading shuttle]

They hate me because I spoke the truth

[flint jacinth]

you n me both

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/815333184370638858/doing_good_lad.mp4

[lofty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/fit-in-fitting-in-american-psycho-christian-bale-because-i-want-to-fit-in-gif-7642686

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

You know I'm right

[solar obsidian]

wrong

[sage otter]

@wheat ridge Lounge

[lofty sand]

"what if we..kissed on the rat couch"

[sage otter]

The rofa

[lofty sand]

Gonna hang myself with a ropa

[lusty sonnet]

Have fun

[lofty sand]

"never eat a clown
You'll end up with a funny aftertaste "

• Jeffrey Dahmer

[sage otter]

Damn I have to work tomorrow

[lusty sonnet]

Damn

Good luck

[sage otter]

It will be nice to take a break from the brain fart femboys

This might be healthy

[lofty sand]

I hope your boss chokes on a breadroll and you get to save him

[sage otter]

I’m not saving him

[low atlas]

as if you dont stay here willingly..

[lusty sonnet]

What if he is his own boss?

[green schooner]

there is none

[sage otter]

Less and less because evertime I alt tab it’s either furry or femboys

[placid sail]

weird headache after playing some deadcock

god gave me a stronk for coming back ibti mobas

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[low atlas]

god is trying to give us a stronk making us read what you just wrote

[lusty sonnet]

He wants to play smite

[placid sail]

lol

smite

[lusty sonnet]

Told me it's his favourite game

[placid sail]

lmao, even

[lusty sonnet]

He's ashamed

[low atlas]

i bet you like playing as Michael-Angelo from TMNT

[placid sail]

goofy ahh hercules moba

[low atlas]

in smite

[lusty sonnet]

Or as Zuko from Avatar

Or Optimus Prime

[lofty sand]

I cast

Ovarian torsion

[sage otter]

I cast

Uranium ballsack

[lofty sand]

Ha

Jokes on you

I am a nuclear reactor

Not to brag or anything

[sage otter]

Proof

[lofty sand]

I can eat nuclear waste

Including thorium
I know it's not a waste

[river zealot]

p!urban alex

[foggy mantle]

**alex**

by wheresyourlove

Definition

alex is one of the most kind people you’ll meet. he tends to be misunderstood, but is someone that should never be [taken for granted]. hes someone that [you could never] find in anyone else. he deserves a lot more than he gets by people surrounding by him, and he may be a bit ignorant but its how he shows he cares. he may act like hes the shit and he doesnt care but when you get to know him hes one of the sweetest people you could meet. very out going, and deserves to be loved properly. hes very attractive and can pull bitches but they dont matter if you’re the girl he loves. he loves [unconditionally], and tries to find the best in negative situations. he tends to [cling] onto good memories and tries to let to good overweigh the bad, even if theres nothing good to make out of something. hes a crackhead and is a little [reckless] but i still love him regardless of his decisions. he doesn’t ever listen because hes so set [on what] he wants, is very determined but always expects failure

Example

alex is a [dumbass] but [special]. at least to me, alex is [a one] of a kind.

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[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-walter-white-gif-26779438

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1163510312302026842/FB_IMG_1639265065485.jpg

[flint jacinth]

thorium is the fuel not waste

[lofty sand]

Yeah it's an exception

[lofty sand]

Point is

Anything nuclear

I can eat it

[flint jacinth]

part of my brain rotted away on that take

[weak jackal]

she's so silly!

the mold is winning

[lofty sand]

Bruh

No

[weak jackal]

rot!!!!

[lofty sand]

I just got this place renovated

Ffs

[wraith osprey]

what the fuck is a Quidditch 😭

[flint jacinth]

thats better

[lofty sand]

Football (murican/rugby) for nerds

[weak jackal]

who here wants to get insulted via meme?

[lofty sand]

Aye

[naive bison]

i want trans women to obliterate every single women's sport

[weak jackal]

god that'd be funny

[lofty sand]

Is that monster hunter?

[wraith osprey]

burn the hag

[weak jackal]

yes

MONSTER

HUNTER

[lofty sand]

Aw I like that game

[weak jackal]

WOOOORLD

[lofty sand]

No....

[weak jackal]

I love monster hunter

[wraith osprey]

im sooooo fucking glad i dont have to look at her fucking face ever again

[weak jackal]

I've been posting about it in offtopic

I loved the handler

so when I went online and found out some people hated her I was shocked

[shell venture]

my brother got 300h in less then a month when i bought him world

[weak jackal]

behold, my palico keycharm I got with mhrise

[naive bison]

?

[wraith osprey]

its the voice, the voice lines, the face, the demeanor, the amount of food she eats ect... that ruins her for most people

[weak jackal]

Those things made me like her

I was like "omg she's literally ME!"

o' to be called pard

[naive bison]

what do you want?

respond now

[weak jackal]

I sold steam items to get 5 dollars so i could buy 1 of her outfits

[flint jacinth]

kys

[weak jackal]

a kiss

[flint jacinth]

[naive bison]

why

[shell venture]

what outfit

[flint jacinth]

trans"women" beating women at their sports, fuck outta here

thats called cheating where im from

[wraith osprey]

what else is supposed to happen

[weak jackal]

https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1287050/ss_549e9fba998baa917def36fa018de25e62d08182.jpg?t=1702528242

[wraith osprey]

but 🕵️

[shell venture]

horni

[weak jackal]

She's running around the snow biome

poor thing

gonna freeze

[wraith osprey]

no mister x outfit

[halcyon sonnet]

she got a snow outfit too

why not she just change into it

[weak jackal]

I won't let her because I'm evil

[halcyon sonnet]

[lofty sand]

I wish I could eat a dino leg

[green schooner]

oh my god mr x

[naive bison]

insanely based

[weak jackal]

omg its mr.x

[naive bison]

i want every single women's competition to have its every record broken by a trans woman until people realize men are physically different to women

[flint jacinth]

OOOOH

im happy now

[halcyon sonnet]

[weak jackal]

I'm trans and came dead last in cross country once so hard I threw up and went home early

truly a beacon of physical fitness

[lofty sand]

New female Olympics game meta
: balls

[halcyon sonnet]

real, (unrelated img included)

[halcyon sonnet]

related image included

[lofty sand]

Why is this so funny

[wraith osprey]

dementia

[halcyon sonnet]

dementer

[halcyon sonnet]

dementer

[lofty sand]

3 doeller

[lofty sand]

Aww

[halcyon sonnet]

dont worry he just has autism

[halcyon sonnet]

I am NOT clicking that shit

[lofty sand]

God fuckin damnit

[weak jackal]

you gotta

[halcyon sonnet]

I gotta notta

[weak jackal]

holy shit its floppa with the nvgs

[wraith osprey]

bro its actually going to be porn this time trust

[lofty sand]

It's nothing that great

[halcyon sonnet]

jaggi

easily

legitimately no question

[lofty sand]

Easily just look up the real thing via the name of the creator

[wraith osprey]

one trillion is a lot

[weak jackal]

fr

[wraith osprey]

No

[lofty sand]

Your mother

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/33IkMl2WegVEB2vvSePdMl?si=5JhXNhI6Rv-W0hyZQglvWg
@inland jackal @flint jacinth

omg

[lofty sand]

But your MOM can

[halcyon sonnet]

damn

[stone blade]

today it embeds now it doesnt

[halcyon sonnet]

he gotcha there

[low atlas]

hello ivan

[halcyon sonnet]

hello sur

[lofty sand]

Your father

[low atlas]

hello

[lofty sand]

Hello ey

[uncut yew]

real and true

[stone blade]

Hi❤️

[lofty sand]

I wanna have a Philly cheesesteak sandwich but it looks gross

[low atlas]

hello!!!

[low atlas]

how does beef and cheese look gross

[flint jacinth]

DIS IZ GUT

[shell venture]

pussy ass take

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232763534665056300/1277369002967961771/7p7qUKlYUY-zkCb.mp4

brainfart

[halcyon sonnet]

[low atlas]

Bet you shovel big Macs

[halcyon sonnet]

it a fucking cheesesteak sandwich

[lofty sand]

Dude the beef looks grey

[wraith osprey]

i present to you
comically large fork

[halcyon sonnet]

h o w

[low atlas]

what

[shell venture]

bro what fucking beef are you eating ?

[halcyon sonnet]

then that aint cheesesteak, thats fucking roast beef samwich

[low atlas]

are you eating liver

Philly cheese liver

[stone blade]

hi yes

[halcyon sonnet]

roast beef cheesesteak, the worst of steak to use

[lofty sand]

Funny enough
All I get from McDonald's is the Sprite and fileto fish

[shell venture]

lamb liver goes so hard

im hungry now

[low atlas]

You're sick

Who the fuck

Eats fillet o fish

[lofty sand]

And i haven't been to McDonald's since last year

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4xzd6tHcWLBhIABxtPXwm3?si=FjEPV6wUSjWIsoXJQ0uYWA

[low atlas]

Why ever eat fried fish

Ever

[stone blade]

WHISKEY COLA I TEQUILA

[halcyon sonnet]

my grandfather

[lofty sand]

They used to have an option to get two patties and it was awesome

[low atlas]

my breakfast on bad days

[lofty sand]

But then they removed it

[halcyon sonnet]

what the fuck

[shell venture]

[low atlas]

some people find it controversial to put cheese on it

but I haven't tried

[lofty sand]

The filets are warm crisp and AMAZING

[stone blade]

today is only turbo folk day

[low atlas]

eat a real fish bitch damn

[lofty sand]

I do

Again a visit to McDonald's is very rare cause i usually just make whatever I like at home

Plus fastfood is all garbage in general

[lofty sand]

There's fish in atleast one meal that I have in a day

[low atlas]

i know someone who likes fillet o fish but not actual fish

[lofty sand]

Either breakfast or dinner

[low atlas]

base-

BREAKFAST

FISH?

[lofty sand]

I marrinade overnight

So all I have to do is throw it on the skillet

[low atlas]

your mouth and hands will smell of the ocean at 6am

[lofty sand]

Cut up some lemon and make some sauce

And then I'm off for the day

[low atlas]

you better brush your teeth after not before

[lofty sand]

Actually no
Because you're supposed to brush 30 minutes before you eat and rinse your mouth with water

Before that

[low atlas]

what's the logic here

[lofty sand]

It works

[low atlas]

I'll try it next time

[lofty sand]

If you brush after

Your mouth will stink like death

And taste like shit

[low atlas]

But I'm skeptical tbh, we used to brush our teeth with lemon slices

After eating fish

[lofty sand]

Don't brush after

[low atlas]

not with toothpaste bitch read

[lofty sand]

Your mouth is producing all sorts of crap after you eat

So it makes no sense

Give some time in between

I am speaking from experience

[low atlas]

i mean we don't instantly brush after getting up

[lofty sand]

You should rinse your mouth first

Before you brush

[low atlas]

yeah, that's for everything

you always do that anyways

[lofty sand]

No doi

[lofty sand]

Monster hunter players: looks like a good pair of boots

[wraith osprey]

ill turn that fucker into a coat

mmmmm

lvl 2 quick sheathe

nice

[fresh rose]

big food

omg

[stone blade]

go out for like 10 minutes
walk normal pace
come home
fucking waterfall pouring from me man I got so sweaty

although tbh my hair which is down to my lower back and my big osama bin laden beard don't help

[flint jacinth]

dude my head sweats like a fucking amphibian

too much hair

[solar obsidian]

black color seems cooler anyway

[stone blade]

Same same

although

I wear full black

idc the fit has to be hard

[solar obsidian]

Ivan the homeless

[stone blade]

my mom says I look like I stab people at night

so you know its hard

[shell venture]

mine says i look homeless

[stone blade]

Nothing says scary to aproach as someone with long hair and viking beard wearing a hello kitty tshirt

😎

[solar obsidian]

most gorgeous brainfarters

[flint jacinth]

me in a bright red jacket looking like a fucking rave viking

except i cant grow a beard

[stone blade]

I grew mine out because I'm too lazy to shave

turns out you don't need to

[flint jacinth]

if anything grew, id be fucking gandalf

[stone blade]

when I get gray hair I will look like gandalf tbh

[flint jacinth]

i want that vibe so bad

hes my spirit animal anyway

[fresh rose]

shitass weather

[storm stream]

Mr. Mafioznik, is washing and drying such long hair is a relatively difficult task?

[stone blade]

Alo 3 pings

what in the fuck

[storm stream]

alo

[stone blade]

go out
see 2 lightning strikes
hear nothing
rain is aproaching from the east
the wind tells me

[stone blade]

Yes

especially if you have thick hair

like I do

[fresh rose]

one of the few balkans that isnt going bald

is a brainfart user in gamma discord

[stone blade]

I'm 21

I will hold onto this long hair

[solar obsidian]

have a 4th one

[stone blade]

for as long as i can

[solar obsidian]

gn

[stone blade]

I wish you bad things

you're a bad person , and a coward.

[fresh rose]

goodnight

[stone blade]

?

I have a meme

sadly I can't ping the entire server

[flint jacinth]

GN!

[stone blade]

so I'll ping like

10 people

@narrow lotus @flint jacinth @fresh rose @storm stream @shell venture @low atlas @river zealot @inland jackal @lone cedar @heavy peak @ruby minnow

@sage rover @coarse bear

[flint jacinth]

I look forward to ivans pings, yk its gone be smth good

[stone blade]

@steel bone

[shell venture]

[stone blade]

Enjoy lads

[storm stream]

I wish you not become bald

[sage rover]

[steel bone]

Why me

[stone blade]

notAnon in brainfart is rare sight

imagine my power

14 people pinged

bismillah

[shell venture]

500k more to go

[stone blade]

Soon

I purposefully pick the most fire instagram memes

[deep topaz]

My arm pit has somehow been rubbed raw. Having my arm down hurts. This sucks

[flint jacinth]

your pings are my fav

[stone blade]

what kind of sentence

this mf

[deep topaz]

My arm is red

It hurt

[lone cedar]

👔

[stone blade]

my instagram feed is insane

its part chinese store memes , part mexican cartel videos part racist shit

[shell venture]

i deleted instagram

[stone blade]

and part cat videos

[shell venture]

dogshit app

refused to run

[stone blade]

Time to bump pop smoke at 12 at night

I could probably increase my bass output if I legit placed it under my dek

https://open.spotify.com/album/1D1hLipjrdB6pnxurMtC3E?si=ZGXvlzHtSpORn3NBgLaloA

fire album honestly

nice embed

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[low atlas]

you are literally missing out on nothing

[shell venture]

friend group

[low atlas]

Tell them to be normal and use whatsapp

like everyone else

or telegram if it's allowed in your country

[shell venture]

i only use facebook messenger

[low atlas]

Reading that aged me

I forgot Facebook exists

[shell venture]

i need facebook + it's not as bad

[stone blade]

I really don't get

[potent hamlet]

hello guys

[stone blade]

whats makes spotify NOT want to embed and then it wants to embed

like

WHAT

THE FUCK

[stone blade]

Nice.

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356202747575664641/1276692541235925053/58CC8B73-AF95-4DE1-8CD5-0803D39AA7B2.mov?ex=66cc6e55&is=66cb1cd5&hm=0751d324b5152a366417ffcb52e3caa9d9b6c9860570d49267a480d51ada18a7&

[stone blade]

omg

Metal music sounds

INSANE

with a subwoofer

I'm hearing things I didn't hear before

[flint jacinth]

my man

invest into a studio headset

300e+

best decision ever

[stone blade]

no because I like my apartment to shake instead

I bought a 500 watt z906

i will BLAST songs on this mf

[flint jacinth]

oh i am not denying that hahaah

its just without proper knowledge its hard to bring out the full spectrum of sound in a space not designed for it

[stone blade]

my sennheiser HD450 isn't studio but it is pretty decent

[stone blade]

obv not

[flint jacinth]

but a studio headset is like a mini audio engineer on your head

[stone blade]

I'd need to sound dampen the entire room

and put the speakers in every corner

but because of the rooms layout I cannot

[flint jacinth]

egg cartons and expansion foam 😄

[stone blade]

LMAO

[flint jacinth]

my redneck soundproof

I WAS 18

and it works

[stone blade]

I mean

I'm using 3 out of the 5 speakers onthe z906

it still sounds amazing

I just don't have a place to put the other 2

[flint jacinth]

high or mids?

[stone blade]

5 speakers for the mids and highs and 1 woofer

[flint jacinth]

aaah

so you dont really need the rest anyway

[stone blade]

the back 2 are really only ever needed for movies

not much else

[flint jacinth]

yee i figured as muchđ

its not part of the freq spectrum

just extras

[stone blade]

majority of music doesn't have such high spatious audio

yeah exactly

only movies have the dolby or DTS bullcrap

[flint jacinth]

i hate all that shit ngl

[stone blade]

which give you that extra surround which the back speakers deal with

[flint jacinth]

dolby atmos is so fucking garbage

[stone blade]

in realitiy they don't add that much

as I said

[flint jacinth]

the COOL factor

[stone blade]

its only for movies

[flint jacinth]

drip is important

[stone blade]

thats all its good for

thats why I have the dolby acess

[flint jacinth]

VR bukkake POV films

[stone blade]

but music doesn't have dolby

imagine if it did

[flint jacinth]

if you got the studio files with all the channels

that would be amazing

do we have any audio engineers here???

[stone blade]

would be if I had 2 18s in my flat

but allas

https://open.spotify.com/track/7xe7JXl6UHENfDltdf7Em1?si=837ff5c97f8a4151 @flint jacinth

I can fucking hear the actual bass from the bass guitar

and the drums

[flint jacinth]

what happen to embed wtf

[stone blade]

IDK

spotify legit randomly stops embedding sometimes

anyway

ever since I got this system I've been enjoying music so much more

[flint jacinth]

try "and justice for all" maybe itll have bass

[stone blade]

these do

its just incredibly deep

[flint jacinth]

i wanna kill whoever mastered that album

[stone blade]

dude

its bands with like

500 listeners

and i'm 50 of them

[flint jacinth]

ah yes

grind and death

truly massive genres

hahaha

[stone blade]

shut up

[flint jacinth]

im NOT DISSIN

[primal rapids]

Ivan, do you have a license to be a hivemind

[final cedar]

instead of the open spotify link use the share>url option and cut the ?si= part

[flint jacinth]

i used to listen to dsbm i cant judge

my bands had 20 fans

and 5 commited suicide

the band, namely

[flint jacinth]

or its just one guy with a recorder freezing to death outside

what a fucking way to kys

Windir was a

[stone blade]

Love those

emit

[stone blade]

wtf do u mean

[primal rapids]

This

[stone blade]

metallica mastering is something else

on those old albums

[flint jacinth]

the justice for all is a travesty

[stone blade]

on the black album especially

[flint jacinth]

i swear kill them all sounds better

and they were 15

[stone blade]

shit is ✨IMMACULATE ✨

[flint jacinth]

black, death magnetic

load

reload

garage album was nice too

[stone blade]

the kick on One

[flint jacinth]

call of chtulhu goes hard af

wait

thats not the title

thats a game

[stone blade]

yeah but

you realize metallica were the biggest back in the day

together with judas priest

and all those

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1271005120091394179/its-not-the-end-of-the-world-but-you-can-see-it-from-here-v0-h8zg73a707hd1.webp?ex=66ccd582&is=66cb8402&hm=732a06f8c435e167cdab1f7ea7176be7269dc4a2f746d28acb01224fee512633&

[stone blade]

their equipment was fucking space craft bro

[flint jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQ6cusexO0

look at the crowd

listen to james

WHAT THE FUCK

[glad ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1276884647166349414/FISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISH.mp4?ex=66cc787f&is=66cb26ff&hm=967c515059bf1c4e285020fdc84adbd4740ce80b2f8a774e633083003ce707d6&

[flint jacinth]

i wish i was alive

[inland jackal]

FISH

[low atlas]

damn dude you good?

[flint jacinth]

in 1989 to see metallica

[stone blade]

gn

[flint jacinth]

whyd i blow my brains out im half dead anyway

[flint jacinth]

gn mf

[shell venture]

gn

[low atlas]

might aswell swing one way or the other man

[flint jacinth]

nay, ill wait for wipe

[low atlas]

You're such a nerd for saying that

I can't believe it

[flint jacinth]

🖕

[low atlas]

stream me tarkov atleast

nerd

[flint jacinth]

im not playing atm, wanna watch my stash or wtf

i cba to run another marathon today

[low atlas]

pusssyyy

i was meant to sleep 2 hours ago but my sleep is so fucked

i think i have to do 24 hr challenge and sleep then

[flint jacinth]

.....................................

how is that smart

[low atlas]

because

[flint jacinth]

hmm im sleep deprived

[low atlas]

i usually sleep at 6am

rn

[flint jacinth]

i guess ill have some sleep deprivation

[low atlas]

so if you go the full cycle and sleep at a NORMAL TIME rok

you wake up

at a normal time

[placid sail]

inb4 he tries to do 24h no sleep, falls asleep in the middle of the day and fucks up his sleep even more

[low atlas]

so if i stay up till 7-8pm and sleep then ill be ok

[flint jacinth]

awake for 24 hours+, "normal time"

[low atlas]

idiot

[flint jacinth]

youre beyond normal then WALID

[low atlas]

idiot

listen

[flint jacinth]

NO

im reading

retard

[low atlas]

i would scream in your ear if i could

but ok

[flint jacinth]

id love it

[low atlas]

say you get tired at 5am

[flint jacinth]

I KNOW THE PHILOSOPHY

resetting circadian rhythm

[low atlas]

yeah but you're being a dumbass

[flint jacinth]

i prefer to catch sleep immediately, then force myself asleep on time when it comes

[low atlas]

i cannot do that

[flint jacinth]

so if ill wake at 1600 and have to sleep by 2200

ill force myself in bed even if i dont sleep

you go out eventually

[low atlas]

maybe if you were here i'd sleep quicker but i guess that's not gonna happen huh

[flint jacinth]

and your eyes trick the brain with darkness enough to where youve reset

[flint jacinth]

is melatonin an option for you?

id use it in emergency if you have trouble with pre-REM sleep

[placid sail]

suddenly very gae.png

[low atlas]

he likes it

[flint jacinth]

a good friendship has to contain a certain level of homoerotic jokes to exist in a vacuum

newtons 4th law

[low atlas]

naw

what i usually do is workout before bed

[placid sail]

a little cross-handed mutual handie here and there

[flint jacinth]

VERY good

[low atlas]

but its too late to do that without waking up my little brother

[flint jacinth]

its called a dutch rudder, peasant

[placid sail]

sorry, not big on gae tricks

[low atlas]

i thought you'd learn from bullying flop for so long

[placid sail]

also doing workout right before sleep is detrimental to falling alseep

gotta do it a bit before that, several hours

[low atlas]

yeah ofc

[flint jacinth]

youre right

[low atlas]

i do it before dinner

and then i stay up till dinner digests

then i sleep

[placid sail]

have a little walk outside if it's possible in your shithole

WITHOUT STARING AT YOUR FUCKING PHONE

[low atlas]

too hoooooot and i'll wake people up by

opening the gates of azeroth (front door)

its loud as fuck

[placid sail]

then take a showa and go to bed

bro do you live in pantry cabinet

[flint jacinth]

cannot stress this enough

[low atlas]

no the door is big

like atleast 171cmx2

[flint jacinth]

WD40

[placid sail]

habibi literally lives in a barn in the middle of a desert

amazing

[low atlas]

no its actually a pretty nice door

aluminum

[placid sail]

ALUMINUM

DOOR

[flint jacinth]

those things dont go together

[placid sail]

WHAT

[low atlas]

wait

i show

exampl

[flint jacinth]

its either nice or aluminum

[low atlas]

is it aluminum acutally idk

been away from this house too long

[placid sail]

he lives in a giant can of soda

[flint jacinth]

HAHAHAHA

[low atlas]

okay i cant find a similar image and im not doxxing myself

but its double my height and its sturdy, thats all that matters

[placid sail]

we already know how your house looks

[shell venture]

why are you piss colored

[final cedar]

would

[low atlas]

looks pretty cute actually

[placid sail]

since when you're a fucking santa's helper?

[tidal trellis]

Cause yellow is my favorite color

[low atlas]

i was eyeballing flop this whole time i just didnt want to disrupt the conversation

[tidal trellis]

also its golden mr

[low atlas]

@tidal trellis twink

[shell venture]

piss

[tidal trellis]

do you mind surrae you're on my side

[low atlas]

hello you're a janny

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1273226764541235233/speechmemified_flop2.png.gif

[low atlas]

i dont care about you anymore

[placid sail]

(the original reason for gif's creation)

[tidal trellis]

I hate this

[low atlas]

hahaha

busy at first i thought it was mid

but now i understand it better

[tidal trellis]

A what??

[low atlas]

a mod

[placid sail]

janny means janitor

for someone spending all the free time online, you don't know shite

to be fair

it's a first good idea of gamma moderators in a good while, to make floppert a helper

he's submissive and diligent enough to actually do his job

[tidal trellis]

I will fry you busy, one day

[placid sail]

and he's too soft to abuse it in any way

[low atlas]

i thought they'd give him the 'need help' role

[placid sail]

the gif already got that covered

[tidal trellis]

I see how it is mr

[storm stream]

So mr. Flop, what did you do to become a helper...?

[placid sail]

whined

a lot

[tidal trellis]

I killed oflin for it

was a battle to the death

[low atlas]

fuck it im launching last epoch

it finished installing

24 hr challenge wego

[placid sail]

they grew tired of seeing him weep every day at some point, threw him a mop and said "at least be helpful if you insist to be here"

oh god

you complete retard

[low atlas]

:)))))))

[placid sail]

24h no sleep AND last epoching

god have mercy on your silly ass

[low atlas]

watch me

change my mind in 30 mins and sleep immediately

[flint jacinth]

what is last epoch?

[placid sail]

watch you slowly become a drooling, irritated and barely conscious vegetable in the span of a day? sure

[flint jacinth]

OH SHIT FLOP

hell yeah

well deserved

hope you mod someday

[tidal trellis]

Greetings

[low atlas]

i cant wait for him to mute you and become josta 2.0

i actually hope he does that

[flint jacinth]

id be proud of it

hahahaah