#๐ŸŽชbruh-fart

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inland jackal
halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
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i just made an egg and its horrid

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like

halcyon sonnet
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what for ping mods?

potent hamlet
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genuinely horrid

inland jackal
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Red egg

halcyon sonnet
inland jackal
halcyon sonnet
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scrambled?

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sunny side up?

potent hamlet
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it didnt came out on one piece, but a lot of them

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and hella salty

halcyon sonnet
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usually its a lot of pieces cause its all scambled

potent hamlet
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but the shell was kinda soft and the egg inside was kinda scrambled

halcyon sonnet
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just scramble em in a bowl, and pour em into a hot pan

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add whatever spices/salts before scramble

potent hamlet
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Like

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i think it was getting bad

halcyon sonnet
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ahh

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I see

potent hamlet
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like starting to rot or something

inland jackal
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If it smells funny, throw it away

potent hamlet
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like watery

halcyon sonnet
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and you made this into a scrambled egg?

potent hamlet
halcyon sonnet
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it

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its fucking rotten

potent hamlet
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shit

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well, see you in the ER

halcyon sonnet
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as long as you didnt eat all of it, youll be fine, and even then you'll likely be fine

remote vine
halcyon sonnet
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maybe food poisoning at worst

halcyon sonnet
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but uhh, if you happen to grow any extra appendages, maybe see a doctor

potent hamlet
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Most likely

inland jackal
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No picture no proof, just attention bait

glad carbon
halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
remote vine
halcyon sonnet
inland jackal
potent hamlet
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OF A HALF CONSUMED EGG SANDWICH

remote vine
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Going fine atm

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Practically no work today

halcyon sonnet
inland jackal
halcyon sonnet
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how it feels to argue in brainfart on the daily

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(real and true)

inland jackal
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P!brainfart

foggy mantleBOT
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potent hamlet
halcyon sonnet
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what did you add

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is that just egg

inland jackal
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kekwtf tf is that bread

halcyon sonnet
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tell me that isnt just egg

potent hamlet
halcyon sonnet
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oh god

inland jackal
halcyon sonnet
inland jackal
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No wonder ur a femboy

potent hamlet
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the most simple egg i can prepare

halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
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WELL I FUCKING DIDNT

potent hamlet
inland jackal
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Thats it im done with ur shit

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Looks gae asf

halcyon sonnet
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I have legitimately never seen scrambled egg like that

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there is no way it isnt rotten

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and you ate this??

potent hamlet
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So i just ate half of a rotten egg

halcyon sonnet
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did it taste off??

potent hamlet
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fucking hell

inland jackal
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Just block osaka and move on

potent hamlet
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or sum

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idk

halcyon sonnet
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and at any point, you never stopped and looked at the egg?? it didnt smell at all??

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
inland jackal
halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
halcyon sonnet
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how it feels to make friends instead of enemies online

potent hamlet
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that's all

final rose
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brainfart

inland jackal
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@final rose

pastel quartz
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Brainfart is mean

final rose
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@inland jackal

green schooner
halcyon sonnet
inland jackal
pastel quartz
inland jackal
final rose
river zealot
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hahahaha it says croatian

final rose
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i would have already had my svd

river zealot
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@inland jackal kekpoint

pastel quartz
inland jackal
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Its cause i used latin

potent hamlet
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i just wanted a FUCKING DECENT DINNER AND THE EGG CAME OUT ROTTEN

inland jackal
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If it was Cyrillic it would be serbian

potent hamlet
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LIKE FUCK MY LIFE

green schooner
final rose
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if it wasnt for them

pastel quartz
green schooner
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lool

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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Nevermind

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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I don't want to be made fun of again

potent hamlet
inland jackal
halcyon sonnet
remote vine
halcyon sonnet
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at this point salt soup might even work fine

inland jackal
potent hamlet
halcyon sonnet
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water?

pastel quartz
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@inland jackal well here's an example

potent hamlet
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i dont wanna cook no more

pastel quartz
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Calling me a psychopath is very rude

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Just because I like something that he doesn't

halcyon sonnet
inland jackal
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Thats just ryry

pastel quartz
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True

inland jackal
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Hes regarded

inland jackal
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catsus but why is quinn rejected

potent hamlet
final rose
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@green schooner you hopping on ?

green schooner
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and plus

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im in garage rn

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farming for buryat

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
inland jackal
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Man i hate covenants

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I will ask

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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Like how I was given the unfit to help role

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Because all I did was gaslight rookies

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In newbies

inland jackal
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I gaslight rookies everyday wtf

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Never gotten the unfit

shell venture
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you guys just don't know how to do it

green schooner
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lmfao

pastel quartz
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Gaslighting, offtopic and other things

inland jackal
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Im living on the edge of getting the unfit

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Im edging clueless

potent hamlet
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im just gonna

potent hamlet
halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
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i was going to play Dark Souls 2

inland jackal
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We got who

shell venture
inland jackal
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Me, charon, profouns, surrae

potent hamlet
halcyon sonnet
river robin
naive bison
inland jackal
river robin
halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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It is

halcyon sonnet
final rose
halcyon sonnet
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gonna disagree

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pretty hard disagree

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no wiggle room

shell venture
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delightful do you like gore and watching stuff die ?

green schooner
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i have to find exactly 125 signals

potent hamlet
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now that i think

green schooner
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and do it 125 times

pastel quartz
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Judge me in your head silently

river robin
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he has also said "society has too many limits"

potent hamlet
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i think my angel necklace doesnt work anymore

pastel quartz
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No need to speak out

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About it

halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
shell venture
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i think delightful is cool as long as he isn't near me

inland jackal
halcyon sonnet
river robin
inland jackal
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25 alpha, 50 beta and 100 gamma

pastel quartz
green schooner
river robin
green schooner
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LMFAO

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you can find a braclet and get like 2 m

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off the bat

shell venture
glad carbon
green schooner
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with a buryat

shell venture
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it's true

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i like to be honest

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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Perhaps I should speak less about myself

glad carbon
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@inland jackal actually nah, they just need to make trackers spawn 2x as often

inland jackal
glad carbon
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ive searched like 10 stashes and gotten 2 so far

shell venture
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speak more hmmtakenote

glad carbon
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its fucked

potent hamlet
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like, not even my attitude, but something as vague as an egg comes out rotten

pastel quartz
inland jackal
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Maybe 75 alpha 100 beta 125 gamma

halcyon sonnet
green schooner
glad carbon
halcyon sonnet
green schooner
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the other 2 are harder

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lmfao

shell venture
upper shore
pastel quartz
green schooner
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if you cant get gamma

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you just suck

pastel quartz
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It's who I am

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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To go against my natural state of being is wrong

green schooner
halcyon sonnet
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become the better you

pastel quartz
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I'm already the best part of myself

inland jackal
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I think i will go farm money today, some gamma frags and stuff so i can gamble more

potent hamlet
# river robin :)

You're like the good bully to me, you bully me, but keep everyone at line

inland jackal
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Im just missing a red part for mcmillan

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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Well perhaps not best part of myself

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Since I'm still an amateur at things

inland jackal
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I will give you my all music

river robin
pastel quartz
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But when I learn more then I can be better

halcyon sonnet
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to grow and change is to learn

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and as such you will grow and change

river robin
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whaty

pastel quartz
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Not that

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I meant my job

river robin
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what does your job have to do with gore my dude

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yall really like to dig holes for yourself

halcyon sonnet
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learn more to be better I assume he means, not the gore part

pastel quartz
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Like the other guy said I need to better myself

halcyon sonnet
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better at the job

pastel quartz
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So I want a higher position

halcyon sonnet
halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
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halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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The stage when I consider myself perfect is probably when I'm hired by Lockheed Martin

shell venture
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vergil calm the fuck down

pastel quartz
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Pilatus is only the first step

potent hamlet
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lmao

halcyon sonnet
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you do you man, just dont do others yknow

pastel quartz
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Next is Airbus

river robin
pastel quartz
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I really want to work for Airbus

potent hamlet
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shit i just felt a burning sensation in my left hand lmao

halcyon sonnet
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may he grow and change

potent hamlet
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i got scared for a second

pastel quartz
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A higher position, idc about salary

shell venture
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you just want power ?

river robin
pastel quartz
river robin
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that isnt betterment, that is desiring a position of power

pastel quartz
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I want to be a plane designer

potent hamlet
river robin
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ceos when they realize they are barely people and have wasted their entire life

river robin
pastel quartz
potent hamlet
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Like, a Katana that ejects itself with shotguns shells in a red hot temperature able to cut through even metals

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to me its just waaaaaaaaayy too cool

shell venture
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yes the holster is cool

halcyon sonnet
river robin
shell venture
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philosophy

pastel quartz
halcyon sonnet
river robin
shell venture
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philosophy is for retards who think they are smater than the rest

river robin
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think about things you dont think about in everyday life

shell venture
inland jackal
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@shell venture

shell venture
river robin
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things you take for granted

halcyon sonnet
inland jackal
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@stone blade wake up
Go outside
Neighbourhood smells on pigs Chadge

shell venture
shell venture
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to be a "philosopher" is stupid

river robin
shell venture
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everyone is to some extent you're not special

river robin
pastel quartz
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I'm talking about gaining more knowledge (the very thing you're talking about) to better myself

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You're the retarded one

river robin
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youre talking about job positions

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you dont need that to become more knowledgeable

pastel quartz
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You don't go higher if youre not a great engineer

river robin
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he doesnt know that you can do things on your own spare time

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on a small scale

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or purely through math

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he NEEDS the job

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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Of course, I love working

halcyon sonnet
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I believe the problem here is that, being a good person is unfortunately subjective

halcyon sonnet
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and as such our "good person" is different from his

river zealot
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You can think for 200 hours about the meaning of life

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I don't think you're gonna get anywhere

shell venture
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there is no reason to do that

river robin
shell venture
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you're gonna achieve nothing

pastel quartz
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Meaning of life is what you make it to be

inland jackal
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@river zealot

shell venture
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never understood the whole "meaning of life"

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like what is gonna change if you find it

pastel quartz
river zealot
shell venture
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you still post in brainfart

halcyon sonnet
shell venture
pastel quartz
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Fortunately I have found my calling

halcyon sonnet
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aside from that, you get to philosophy and shit

pastel quartz
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Never really spoke about it either

shell venture
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it's what you do

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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Talk to ryry

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I wasn't the one who started it

pastel quartz
halcyon sonnet
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explain

slender rock
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FUCK!

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

river robin
halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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My old boss at the butchery said I had a talent with knives, I wonder if I can make use of it other than for cooking

pastel quartz
slender rock
#

FUCKING TOUCHED THE GODDAMN BEACON AGAIN

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AAAAAAAA

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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Mmm man I love cooking

slender rock
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that;s the third damn meme of it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

high meteor
pastel quartz
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I should buy more cookbooks

halcyon sonnet
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could try hunting

slender rock
pastel quartz
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Expand my knowledge of cooking and engineering at the same time

halcyon sonnet
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and by hunting, I mean ethical hunting

pastel quartz
shell venture
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cooking is a great skill to have

potent hamlet
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ethical hunting is cool

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hunting to eat

pastel quartz
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I'm not very interested in hunting, tried it but it wasn't for me

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
river zealot
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Hunting is fucking lame

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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I love it

river zealot
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I love strolling thru the forest for 2 hours to shoot a buck

potent hamlet
shell venture
river zealot
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And then get tapeworm or some shit

green schooner
river robin
pastel quartz
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I've baked my sister a birthday cake for 8 years now

green schooner
#

2

river zealot
river robin
green schooner
halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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No

green schooner
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if you fuck up cooking it

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its your fault

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lmfao

pastel quartz
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I'm completely normal

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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I'm not autistic

halcyon sonnet
#

yes.

pastel quartz
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Asshole

river robin
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"yeah im good with knives"
"its hard to hunt the things I like"

likes gore

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this HAS to be bait

ruby minnow
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shadow wizard money gang

river robin
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its just has to be

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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I didn't say I like gore

shell venture
river zealot
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I have to agree with clownie on this one

shell venture
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what's wrong with it ?

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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I want to hunt rare animals but yk they're protected

pastel quartz
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So it's hard to do that

halcyon sonnet
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with context of his other statements

river robin
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100% percent

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all the checkmarks

pastel quartz
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How

slender rock
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I agree with ryry this time

potent hamlet
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i mean, i would like to hunt a buck

river zealot
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Face the wall

river robin
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wants to remove something that is almost gone.

river zealot
potent hamlet
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but just one for eating

fluid epoch
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Whereโ€™s the gooning, itโ€™s goon hours

river robin
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derives pleasure from hunting something nearly extinct

slender rock
ruby minnow
slender rock
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shhh

river robin
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youre so fucked up its not funny

potent hamlet
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to try deer meat for one time

river robin
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its actually making me nauseous

pastel quartz
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I'm not fucked up

river robin
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you are

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completely

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and utterly

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fucked

runic kernel
#

Hi ryry Hi Delightful Hi Monolith Osaka Hi Blur Hi Syno

pastel quartz
#

What did I say that is wrong

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
#

Is it because of the language barrier

high meteor
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you said you want to hunt protected animals

potent hamlet
slender rock
green schooner
shell venture
slender rock
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I have had venison it is good

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but I wouldn't make it a daily food

halcyon sonnet
potent hamlet
remote vine
pastel quartz
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Saying that I'm so wrong that I need to get mental help from a professional?

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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I'm normal, I don't need help

slender rock
#

so

river robin
slender rock
#

-10 credit points

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hand over the elote

potent hamlet
shell venture
slender rock
#

Weeezlii, you're leaving out "...THIS TIME"

potent hamlet
#

im not even like

pastel quartz
inland jackal
#

Beniingin

potent hamlet
#

reading the whole stuff really

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

I do not like you

slender rock
#

FOR NOW

slender rock
river robin
pastel quartz
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That is the most hateful thing I've said so far I think

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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Just block me don't wish me the worst

shell venture
slender rock
#

just a lot of patience

river robin
pastel quartz
shell venture
#

understandable

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
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Don't be like him

river robin
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he thinks everything stated was acceptable and fine

slender rock
#

try something dumb and stupid like qauil

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just don't hunt with dick chainey

river robin
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he sees no issues with his thoughts

pastel quartz
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There's nothing wrong about me that would need to push for a change

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You're all just bigots

halcyon sonnet
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aint no way in hell this isnt a troll

river robin
#

we are bigots because we think gore is detestable skull4k skull4kskull4kskull4kskull4kskull4kskull4k

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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I accept who I am I don't need you to accept me so I can be whatever is best in your head

inland jackal
#

Also hi ryry

river robin
dreamy flaxBOT
#

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: ryryry.

halcyon sonnet
#

I hope you have people close to you who will help

inland jackal
#

ew pacifist

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
#

Because they're good people, unlike you

upper shore
#

I'm sure the folks at Dead City are nice people

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
#

I don't play mercs

halcyon sonnet
#

alright man I'm actually gonna head out now

inland jackal
#

time to play noita

pastel quartz
#

Not anymore at least

shell venture
pastel quartz
#

Well I don't play gamma anymore actually

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I prefer a more peaceful game

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

Like factorio and dcs

halcyon sonnet
#

later yall

potent hamlet
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regardless the damage people do to me, i forgive them

pastel quartz
#

I wonder when the F22 will be made

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Come eagle dynamics

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I know you're cooking

river zealot
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If you want peace prepare for war

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Pacifism wont work

potent hamlet
#

I forgive, but never forget

pastel quartz
shell venture
#

it's not a grudge

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just remembring

potent hamlet
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if somebody wants to woe me, i will fight, but if nobody wants to harm me, i wont try to hurt anybody

pastel quartz
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Out of sight out of mind

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That's my philosophy

shell venture
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you know the whole fool me once fool me twice

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not a good idea to forgive and forget

potent hamlet
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my ex did me a lot of damage, but i forgave her, although i won't forget what she did and wont accept her to get close to me again

pastel quartz
shell venture
#

yea that's what i was saying

inland jackal
#

waht the hail

pastel quartz
#

Well I guess it's different for others

shell venture
pastel quartz
#

Like how I'm different in what I like, I don't judge

pastel quartz
#

People will never get as to why I'm drawn into dcs

#

Now that's my elden ring

#

Been playing dcs for over a decade now

inland jackal
shell venture
#

that's a restart for me dawg

potent hamlet
#

For i craved violence, i craved to be free from the people who wish to control me

pastel quartz
#

And now I have a license to pilot aircrafts

#

I don't have a plane to fly though

potent hamlet
#

Yes, i believe in anarchy's reign, and i know that dictators only bring pain

pastel quartz
#

Maybe I should just join the airforce?

potent hamlet
#

oh woe to thee, ye People of Order

pastel quartz
#

I was in the army already, it's not that different is it?

inland jackal
pastel quartz
#

Oh right this isn't offtopic

#

My bad josta

inland jackal
#

everything is on fire

potent hamlet
#

i hope your homes continues to smolder and that you'll never rise again
and leave me be and leave my friends

potent hamlet
#

i prepared for battle, i hoarded and schemed, but i did not know all was not what it seemed

pastel quartz
#

You guys were calling me a psychopath and this guy is right here?

#

Hypocrites

potent hamlet
#

My allies unstable, their loyalty thin, yes we would have victory, but: ''What would we win?''
The battle was chaos, blood roared in my ears
A chain of explosions, they looked up with fear

high meteor
#

osaka what the fuck are you talking about

potent hamlet
#

They set up a leader and shouted ''Hooray's'' and i shuddered and realized that i've been betrayed

inland jackal
#

damn shotgunners

potent hamlet
#

''IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?! CORRUPTION AND POWER?''
''WELL, I WON'T STAND FOR IT, THIS IS MY HOUR!''
''Take on these beasts, I'm now friend to none''
''If you think you're a hero, then die like one''

shell venture
#

schizo hours

high meteor
shell venture
#

what are you blabering about

final rose
potent hamlet
#

Oh woe to thee, ye People Of Order, i hope your homes continues to smolder and that you'll never rise again
And woe to those who called me a friend

shell venture
#

go to sleep

potent hamlet
#

I fled until silence was all i could hear, the voices, once screaming now hummed in my ears

#

The cold it was lonely, but I was alone, and I promised that I'd not let blood taint my home

inland jackal
#

i love burning oil

shell venture
#

and set shit onfire

high meteor
#

i like drinking everything i can

final rose
#

@green schooner how far are you from the buryat

potent hamlet
#

But then came a message from my only home, ''Oh warrior hide, or else this is the end''

shell venture
#

200% tripping on mushrooms Chadge

#

this is both meant for noita and osaka

inland jackal
#

we know whats coming

#

i got the fire bolts

potent hamlet
#

''They've bound up my wings and they hunt for your head''
''They promised me justice; but they'll see you dead!''

inland jackal
#

blyatiful

pastel quartz
#

Hmm

potent hamlet
#

They came to me with an armed batallion, held an ax to my innocent stallion! and said: ''Now it is your turn to bow!''
''See how the king has fallen now?''

eager igloo
potent hamlet
#

They raised an anvil and laid me below, they thought to crush me, painful and slow

#

but i did live and i did flee

#

And i put my pick to through the butcher's teeth

river zealot
#

I hate people who just type in lyrics or like prayers in chat

high meteor
#

Its like osaka was a sleeper agent and just got activated

potent hamlet
#

Oh woe to thee, ye People Of Order, I hope your homes continues to smolder, and that you'll never rise again, and woe to those who called me a friend

river zealot
#

Im going to sleep

shell venture
#

gn

river zealot
#

Good night holyfart

potent hamlet
#

I returned from battle all tattered and worn
And stumbled upon a poor child forlorn
He told his story; he told me his woes
As I thought up a plan for our mutual foes

pastel quartz
#

Hmm what's a good lyric to send

potent hamlet
#

I stealthily went to familiar lands, as i gathered my weapons and laid out my plans

river zealot
#

Text wize

#

Send like 5 sentences at once

pastel quartz
#

I creep to the crib, bound and bleeding as you beg.
Single mothers are such easy prey.
Shut the fuck up bitch.
My cock gets hard hearing both of your cries.
Fragile baby bones break as mommy gets raped.
Bitch slapped and face fucked.

#

Is that a good enough lyrics to send

potent hamlet
#

But when the poor child spoke with friends he had known
He abandoned out mission and left me alone.

green schooner
#

plus school is starting so

#

i wont be online as much

pastel quartz
#

Wdym

potent hamlet
#

I GATHERED MY HOUNDS AND MADE THEM DEVOUR THE ALLIES I ONCE KNEW; SWEET FRIENDSHIPS NOW SOUR

pastel quartz
#

It's just lyrics

potent hamlet
#

AND LET EXPLOSIONS RAIN FROM ON HIGH AND GLADLY BID MY FINAL GOODBYE

pastel quartz
#

Intracranial insertion of my erection.

#

Blood coagulates on my cock

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

More lyrics

slender rock
#

it's ass

#

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT? this is what you listen to?

high meteor
#

what the fuck

pastel quartz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
#

From a song from one of my favorite bands

potent hamlet
#

Oh woe to thee, ye People Of Order, I hope your homes continues to smolder, and that, you'll never rise again
And woe to those who called me a friend

high meteor
glad carbon
pastel quartz
#

I've sent it in music before

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

Why

slender rock
#

that lyric that is shown in the first goddamn google search

inland jackal
#

Hi @high meteor

high meteor
#

haii!

slender rock
#

DO NOT THE FUCKING MAJOR ISSUE HERE

potent hamlet
#

OH WOE TO THEE, YE PEOPLE OF ORDER, I HOPE YOUR HOMES CONTINUE TO SMOLDER AND THAT, YOU'LL NEVER RISE AGAIN
Now leave me be, for this is the end.

#

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#

I love that song

pastel quartz
#

I did say I was going to send song lyrics

potent hamlet
#

so fucking much

inland jackal
#

Noita is fun af

glad carbon
slender rock
#

brother

inland jackal
#

Cause death is meaningless

slender rock
#

get help

pastel quartz
high meteor
#

holy shit osaka is back

river robin
#

delighful speedrun into being most hated brainfart user

slender rock
#

fuck sakes

#

RYRY was right

inland jackal
slender rock
#

RYRY

high meteor
#

hbu

green schooner
glad carbon
#

went on a nice hike

river robin
#

thats how bad delightful is]\

glad carbon
#

saw some cows on the trail

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

Who's strigoi

high meteor
river robin
#

a pedophile

#

strigoi is a pedophile

pastel quartz
#

Hey I'm not that bad

glad carbon
river robin
#

thats who you are being compared to

glad carbon
#

classic romanians

potent hamlet
#

Telling the tale of the King with the head of a pig

river robin
#

you are that bad

pastel quartz
#

I'm not bad at all

river robin
#

thats a cope

glad carbon
#

you are that bad

pastel quartz
#

Anyway we've talked this before

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

You already know what I'd say and I know what you'd say

slender rock
#

like full on serious

#

shut it

#

we don't wanna hear anymore

river robin
#

block him. I did.

potent hamlet
#

Dude what im gonna talk about is very 14 year old and Gen Z stuff, but damn i love Technoblade (R.I.P.) story in the DSMP

#

when his story ended was when i stopped watching it lmao

river robin
#

rare block from me, but I cant see a situation where hes enjoyable to fuck with because the only thing I can feel is disgust

inland jackal
#

Why am i seeing blocked messages

pastel quartz
potent hamlet
inland jackal
#

1 blocked message

potent hamlet
#

But like, only Techno, he was the reason i watched a good part of DSMP

#

then i never touched it again, the rest was just meh

inland jackal
potent hamlet
#

.

#

.

#

.

#

.

slender rock
shell venture
#

report for spam

inland jackal
potent hamlet
slender rock
#

and also 2nd there's lyric in that may have illegal shit in it

#

so no

shell venture
inland jackal
#

Osaka accept defeat that you ate a rotten egg

upper shore
#

Delightful has gone full retard

potent hamlet
#

and he did

#

i found it funny ngl

shell venture
#

understandable

pastel quartz
inland jackal
river robin
upper shore
upper shore
river robin
#

at least 110% retarded, maybe more

pastel quartz
#

110% would make it less than 100%

halcyon sonnet
#

what the fuck

halcyon sonnet
pastel quartz
#

I'm gonna go

#

See if deathaddicts has anything new and interesting

#

Widerluege

#

โ™ฅ๏ธ

potent hamlet
# upper shore

I find it funny that Clear Sky is just a painted leather jacket

glad carbon
potent hamlet
slender rock
#

๐Ÿ™‚

potent hamlet
glad carbon
#

stupid

slender rock
#

or

#

pools with the funky tiles

potent hamlet
glad carbon
upper shore
#

The color is just for identification. They mostly didn't travel until they had to leave the Swamp, anyway.

glad carbon
#

@potent hamlet what are duty trying to blend into

slender rock
#

what does water relect

#

the most of

upper shore
#

And Renegades are too busy being blind drunk to notice the bright blue and white swamp dweller approaching them with a double barrel shotgun.

shell venture
#

duty are too chad to use camo

potent hamlet
glad carbon
upper shore
# glad carbon <@673348730413645854> what are duty trying to blend into

Duty don't blend into anything, either. They're big, bold, dumb, and flashy. It's on purpose. The uniform screams "I AM DUTY!" They mostly fight mutants and retarded bandits, anyway. Sometimes they fight Freedom, but Freedom actually has an eye for camo-sense and wears some proper colors.

shell venture
#

ironically i find freedom easier to spot lmao

glad carbon
#

sin camo omegakekw

upper shore
shell venture
#

no

upper shore
potent hamlet
#

Average Duty soldier:

upper shore
#

They mostly smoke kolobok kush in Red Forest, which is... red.

glad carbon
upper shore
#

But one could argue the same point for Loners, who come in a variety of colors including black and autumn camo

shell venture
#

i love how the "secret" factions have bright af camo

#

both unisg and cs

upper shore
#

UNISG is just bullshit. Their default colors are a fucking joke. The only thing they scream is "MY ASSETS AREN'T FINALIZED!"

shell venture
#

tooth paste ahh

upper shore
#

They require a reskin or remodel to make sense

glad carbon
#

aren't they like mint green

potent hamlet
shell venture
#

white green and red

glad carbon
#

they should be UN colors or something

shell venture
#

it looks like shit

glad carbon
#

or maybe fake duty or freedom camos

shell venture
#

duty at least has drip

glad carbon
#

to blend in yaknow

shell venture
#

lorewise they use disguises

upper shore
slender rock
#

I mean I have the actual fucking patch so

shell venture
#

it's just a gameplay thing

potent hamlet
#

Like, i remember having a standoff with a group for a long period of time, and i ended up looting the bodies of my enemies and noticing some enemies had different patches

shell venture
#

would be cool if you can get tasks to flush out the unisg spies

upper shore
#

I made my UNISG use a German digital camo

#

Like green/white digital camo, with some woodland and grey colors.

#

They do still look distinct from Monolith

slender rock
shell venture
#

i'd love to have a merc patch

#

it looks the best imo

glad carbon
slender rock
slender rock
glad carbon
#

doesnt HD models pack make sin use that

#

looks silly

shell venture
glad carbon
#

orange mfs

potent hamlet
#

''What's this about?'' i said while i lowered my AK into the ground, trying to decipher the new faction i was just fighting a couple hours ago

upper shore
slender rock
#

buy one mf

glad carbon
#

stop rping

shell venture
#

im broke Chadge

potent hamlet
#

It was UNISG, a group of weirdos

glad carbon
#

they killed the RP chat for a reason

slender rock
potent hamlet
shell venture
#

i can get one easily im just lazy

potent hamlet
slender rock
shell venture
#

will get one soon tho

potent hamlet
#

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

slender rock
#

Well shit

#

uhhhhh

shell venture
#

you live in south america stfu

inland jackal
#

I know a guy that lives in Morocco

#

2 guys actually

slender rock
#

shes in fucking chile

#

which is like

potent hamlet
upper shore
shell venture
slender rock
#

oof

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
#

it may be shit

inland jackal
potent hamlet
#

but less shit then the rest

shell venture
inland jackal
#

I will hook you up

slender rock
shell venture
#

don't LeJokerge

inland jackal
#

Oke

potent hamlet
inland jackal
#

Osaka still yappin?

potent hamlet
#

its like, literally the best country of south america

shell venture
#

there is no best

#

you live in south america

glad carbon
#

still too close to freedom

#

fine with the faction identifier thingy that gamma has tho

shell venture
potent hamlet
inland jackal
#

Holy shit it is foap

upper shore
slender rock
#

which we kinda borrowed from... UK, and France, and other places

potent hamlet
slender rock
#

bah

shell venture
#

media sleep

slender rock
#

thats a stupid ass online new article

#

not scholarly paper report

#

scrub

potent hamlet
#

lmao

inland jackal
#

We should beat up osaka jokerge

potent hamlet
#

we are the b

upper shore
# glad carbon still too close to freedom

I mean, similar looking troops is a real issue in combat. In my eyes, it just makes the game (gonna use an obnoxious buzz word here) more realistic, and it ups the difficulty. I play with all HUD off and no faction ID or crosshair, as I enjoy getting my balls flogged Slav-style.

potent hamlet
#

dont you have me blocked?

shell venture
inland jackal
#

Its set locked now

gilded blade
# upper shore

I kinda want to eat the last one. Looks like a chocolate bar

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
#

Good to see you again

shell venture
#

if it's enidible why does it look delectable

potent hamlet
shell venture
gilded blade
inland jackal
#

Dont greet osaka

potent hamlet
gilded blade
inland jackal
#

Osaka will sing you a song if you do that

gilded blade
upper shore
shell venture
#

activate agent: osaka

shell venture
#

sussy gif

inland jackal
slender rock
upper shore
inland jackal
slender rock
#

@potent hamlet okay some good steps but uh, education is still fucked with poor kids

#

as par for the course it's the same here too so

#

fuck it

#

it is the americas

slender rock
#

we fucking SUCK

#

so

potent hamlet
#

it really sucks

shell venture
slender rock
#

yeah it's about the same here up north of ya

potent hamlet
#

but still better than other countries in South America

slender rock
#

perhaps

#

it's still got rough edges

#

medical is high tho

inland jackal
#

Edging jokerge

gilded blade
#

Rough edging

slender rock
#

scoring it a 9 out of 10 for the BTI project shit idk how accurate this is

inland jackal
gilded blade
#

@potent hamlet how was your day?

potent hamlet
#

i almost died because i ate half of a rotten egg sandwich

shell venture
potent hamlet
#

just thinking about it and

#

AEUGH

#

makes me want to vomit

inland jackal
naive bison
gilded blade
#

How could you possibly even take a bite? Rotten egg is like the worst smell know to man

potent hamlet
#

i had to go out and smoke two cigarettes and then brush my teeth for like 3 times to get the shitty flavour out

naive bison
#

it's like saying "the most expensive signing in Welsh Football"

#

which was 4 pints of beer and a half eaten pastry

slender rock
shell venture
slender rock
shell venture
#

i will kill you in the name of chaos

slender rock
shell venture
#

true

inland jackal
gilded blade
# slender rock

HOLY FUCK this reminds me of the time I let my older brother borrow my copy of Scribblenauts for his DS and he accidentally spilt soda on it, then when it dried the game was sealed in by the syrup

slender rock
#

pick your fighter

gilded blade
#

What a name. American McGee

inland jackal
#

@shell venture

shell venture
slender rock
shell venture
gilded blade
inland jackal