#🎪bruh-fart
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look at my stupid pun
uber russia
there's NO FUCKING SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
They will climb the comically wide putin to get to the iss then climb back down to homebase
honestly america will just yoink them
I like the wide putin idea more
I SIT
except he is wide not tall
IN MY DESOLATE ROOM, NO LIGHTS, NO MUSIC, JUST ANGER
how is he gonna reach the iss
turn sideways
fr its like alex didnt even look at the diagram i made
how would he turn sideways if he is that wide
shut up
just like the russian government, you didnt think this one through
that noose part is preddy sketchy 
have you ever climbed on a wide putin before?
I think not so shut up
have you
dont change the topic
you cant use the fact ive never climbed on wide putin as a reason when you yourself havent
I have
prove it
mfw the 3 day special operation went wrong on the 900th day
@river zealot nooooooo
WHYYY ARTEM
artem gon git ban
he is talking about his surgery ok
get your mind out of the gutter
Lmao that's pretty creative
pretty sure their cosmonauts probably hate their government by now
as you see you stupid idiot just the other day i had to use wide putin ladder to climb onto my roof of my expensive suburban family home
wait so he isnt wide enough to reach the iss then
like the missing cosmonaut saying that he cursed the URSS
he can ajust
if he could just about reach the ceiling of your suburban family home
what the fuck did i just watch
nuh uh
shit its friday already
you CANNOT TELL ME wide putin ladder isnt a good idea man
i was talking about my war thunder grind spree btw
idk why you guys are freaking out
i was supposed to grind top tier in 3 days 
500% booster match DIDNT get instakilled!?
Normies immediately sweating bcs war mention
a group of people uniting to commit suicide, but the girl just has too much will to live and undesiringly, ends up ruining the suicide methood
i think it was actually a comedic movie
man that intro is so good
WAIT ITS FROM PARANOIA AGENT?
no
I love paranoia agent, it was like one of the firsts adult anime's i saw lmao
i mean the hanging scene
no it's not
oh
h
Dude I love fern
this guy fucks with nature and shi. awesome
On God
Me throwing american gang signs when i see people selling shit
he also fucks nature 👄
dont ask me to elabourate
Why is she shitting on the bed
oh shit
mayonnaise is made from eggs
I hate having that though
you've never seen the best mayonnaise made by mankind?
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: im48ysticaltree

Dammit
well, it wasnt actually that, in the creepypasta they used fetuses
what roblox face?
Actually, why is she making the roblox face
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: gohanja
Who
fucked up posture
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: grokoke

Lovely shipping~
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i generate
Lovely shipping~
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its better
Lovely shipping~
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Smashing your face over a keyboard would make more sense
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: debiysticaltree
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: itspysticaltree
mixing a twink with a russian

you just made mwadi
Fock off
pystical tree
Pestilence tree
Tasteless
pisstical tree
:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile
:clock11: 23 August 2024, 11:42 (11:42 AM)
🌎 -4.0 (America/Santiago)
☀️ Day
🌫️ Mist
🌁 93% humidity
🍃 ESE 120° | 2.06 m/s wind
🌡️ 6.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
44.33°F (Feels like 42.53°F)
p!piss
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Lovely shipping~
Ship name: test_les.
MFERS
Lovely shipping~
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Lovely shipping~
Ship name: testleles.
Lovely shipping~
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lmao
Lovely shipping~
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Bing Chillan
Lovely shipping~
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:flag_us: Atlanta, GA, USA
:clock11: 23 August 2024, 11:44 (11:44 AM)
🌎 -4.0 (America/New_York)
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 51% humidity
🍃 E 90° | 5.66 m/s wind
🌡️ 23.85°C (74.93°F)
I see brainfart is back on its grind of spamming bot commands until they get disabled and then moving on to the next one
Yeah
gib pancake rule34 command nowwwwwwww

And surprise surprise W started it
ban @inland jackal and give us all commands back?
now i just want a commuter bike with a single speed to make it simpler
no derailer
common W L
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: unwiseandmurier_6
It won’t fall out if the bike isn’t shit.
that baby is rear wheel drive
SHUT THE FUCK UP
!tools
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For fucks sake
i bought a 120 bucks bike and had a shitload of problems
!idgas
That’s a cheap bike
well, my old bike was like 25 bucks and was way better
it ended up dying unfortunately
p! inchinese
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p!cookingytp
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Monkeys Singing Chinese! (FULL VIDEO)
#monkeys #Chinese #tiktok
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anyone remember this
the girls are getting prettier this year
these could fr be tf2 characters
i think that's what the monkey with the mohawk
tf2 monke update when
fr
HAH, tf2 update
get a load of this guy
valve is releasing a moba hero shooter, tf2 is gone
more hat cases?
cover yourself in lime and water
IN SLIME?
what kind of fetish is that?
Dan Schneider looking ass
paty kerry
karry pety
you are ilitaret

illiterate
elitaret
Song name in Chinese: 站在草原望北京 (DJ六少飞版)
Song name in English: Standing on the Grassland Looking at Beijing (DJ Liu Shao Fei Version)
Asian buff guy dancing/walking meme
Most beijing vibe certified bing qilin classic
@coarse bear
THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX 
shrek blood?
Greetings
Unfortunate
SHUT UP FLOSP
Fabrique Nacionale Fabrique Nacionale Carabina
i love the design of the mother in that game
its like the only decent person
are you sure about that? 
as far as i know, her only sin was to be a young mother so now she's like 30 with a couple of 17's son and daugter
and a bad mother too lmao
@fading shuttle OSAKA WANTS TO STEAL YOUR THUNDER
God damn it
sold kids to slavery organ harvesters
still the most decent person in the game
false
everyone in that game deserves to burn
of course, its like a prison, no one is a saint
your the strigoi alt arnet you
she has not played the game
obaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i havent

i just wanted to stirr things up
the only good person is the girlfriend of the twink
no, noone is a good person in this game
the fuck did she do again?
what about the astham girl
that girl?
the one that dies in the box
yes
she was a child, so she was evil

if you dont shut up abt the game ill eat one of you cunts
do not
Why did you sit down so hard?
Fat ass : (
do not
ENOUGH
underage - banned
@narrow lotus
Weird ass chat today
its a drawing you pdf file
you first
its a drawing bro
def strigoi alt
MODS!
SMASH. HIS. BALLS.
can we kill osaka
Okay chill the fuck out
cant kill what's not alive
That argument would work in a US court of law but I'm still sure the server is going to ban you
Strigoi is back from the dead
Absolute regard
man its crazy how a single message can change the whole view of a person
Strigoi head ass
lmao
Why
theyre pretty
they're ugly af
Femboy motorcycle
in chile there's one dead brand called
LML Star
ripoff old-school vespas but in 4-strokes
what did osaka post 
I want corn dog
I cannot remember the animation, that has the motorcycle with the biggest ass
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
a catgirl saying: ''You wont beat me to death, right?'' and that's it
a sexulised catgirl at that
Yeah seriously stop posting that slop
oh that got deleted 
how is that sexualized?
bruh
bruh
she was fully clothed
young looking catperson, Someone mentions underage and osaka does not deny it just says "its a drawing so what?"
guys it's not butt ass naked therefore not sexualized 
or is a whale tail too much?
blushing, innuendo, no hajab
Sexualize these nuts
I open up chat and greeted with this?! Whats this coomer hour
HOW IS THAT YOUNG
I dont get it
I would post gooner content but iedy has me in their sights already
iedy 
is this character even young looking?
what the fuck is that
dogshit looking
what? can't appreciate a nice butt?
They wouldn't care about being a hypocrite, cmon
I didnt say stop 
"artist"
lul
but not young
osaka

Epstein is back 😔
grooming demons
It's so easy to not be a weirdo I don't get how people fuck it up
i feel like you guys are the weirdos
not easy when you are addicted to porn I guess 
oh yeah ?
yeah

lmao
text:
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Urine and shit harmonytext:text:text:text:text:Urine and shit harmonytext:Urine and shit harmonytext:Urine and shit harmonytext:Urine and shit harmonytext:Urine and shit harmonytext:Urine and shit harmonytext:text:Urine and shit harmonytext:Urine and shit harmonytext:text:text:text:
xelA spazzing out
It seems like every time i check this chat
排尿和狗屎和谐 = Urine and shit harmony
:flag_en: Unknown (Unknown)
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Urine and shit harmony

LMAO
damn
rename chat to spamfart pls
Yes we all Kek Point them
Steel Haze is Fromsoft's most well crafted NPC AC especially in regards to how well it plays with its home game mechanics.
Fast, Exceptional Movement, High En Regen, All Rounder Weapon Loadout
Damage OS…
💖 3.06K 🔁 388
kurwa
protag from Stalker CS
that's some high-octane piloting, barely any damage taken
young man.
????
Is that what you're into?
ffs
it is funny though. one of the worst responses i have ever made
Was also an easy shot tbf

kill yourself!
Also had a great meme yesterday but I dont wanna start beef and end on someone's hitlist
I greet the twink. @tidal trellis
---∧_∧
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂/ / ・゜
しーJ °。+ * 。
.・゜
゜。゚゚・。・゚゚。
゚。 。゚
゚・。・゚
Tree has these on a speed dial
from back in my catfishing days
which was yesterday
Who did you catfish?
what u got from it
not me
who didnt i
whats the profit
free nitro
Fair

Delight would love the catfishing attention
furlight
oh my god, young man
PFFT


That pfp looks like a registered offender
what
Somehow it reminded me of quiche
We both know what I have to say
I remember that, you were pretending to be a grill in offtopic or newbie chat, right?
no no no, do not
and everywhere else
Hi twink
and some random white knight was like
AAAAAA
UNHAND THIS LASS YOU VILE DELIGHT
yes 
he wanted the trussy fr
registered sex defender delight
but he didnt know he was gonna get treenis
what did you do to https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1208148203673878568
idk go look
Streiogi delight
im scared to look

his dx8 screenshots are convincing i know
i knew what tree was doing, so i played along in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
but it got real awkward
ik delight was giving me some personal help

Flop the Twink
flop the plop
flop i will stop calling you twink on one condition
what
you leave the server
No.
Now thats just bully
cant be helped
sjut uip
that could change really fast to something really dark
I win
you will never win
how

I don't get it
same
good
all that'll happen is I'm cut off from when GAMMA is updated and you guys
not a bad idea
everyone calls you twink
it makes sense you will ditch
but
you dont?
you like it?

no, I'm just not weak to leave

@solar obsidian this is what u wanted from treesekai chan
?????
i just remembered one flash game that was like a kind of super smash with newgrounds characters
idk either
there was an yellow alien, a kid, salad fingers and stuff like that
@solar obsidian |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _
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NEWGROUNDS RUMBLE
Maybe I'll do more Newgrounds content in the future!
Play the game here : https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/381115
#Verecundius #newgrounds
is there a link to these comics?

piratesofwarte?
yes
Retail, Classic or SoM?
Theres so many fucking versions of wow these days
Yes.
war within
newest uhh
addon? or what's th appropriate word here
wait i reposted? the dementia is getting worse
he produces it independently
i gotta kms
real
Retail 
poison
why u tryna be Blood?
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If it wasnt for mods. I'd be sending some CBT love
mfw microphone gets stuck in my hair 
@grizzled meadow
twink hair
excuse me for wanting long hair
TWINK HAIR
long hair is perfectly normal and fine Alex
long femboy hair
@lyric horizon
@grizzled meadow
Oh lmao
Green X, so its a yesnt
@modest star
shut up, a window was blocking the red cross
I couldn't pick it
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Your papa never told you about
Whats right or wrong
you arent getting them back
my treesticles 
@sage otter _ _|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&
And then his leg breaks. Iron shirt. Balls of steel.
Unrelated, have a classic:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234870002776281180/1276609298449043476/ATF.mov
how can someone be so wrong at a simple task?
I don't know but i'm traumatized
People being sent to hell cause they called God, Jod
gesus
horrible
i like this actor
Hi skynet 
Ugly and dumb
Oh
I understand nothing and everything at the same time
mao mao
someone explain when this meme took off 
4 days ago
how did this start
It's just sort of the the nature of things
yeah that's true
It being a shitty paint drawn thing means anybody can add their own variant
it started with this
is it supposed to be 2 different quality controllers?
yes, the duality of man
solid meme
dont eat a whole large pizza the night before i guess
I initially interpreted it (before reading the Reddit post) as the same guy returning and concluding that circles are now a thing.
wont work
you will understand its coming once it starts randomly loading
also chunks wont be loaded in base unless youre there
walt jr glow up
thats simulating the burnt toast aspect of it ig
next strigoi
greatest helper known to man - #🔨modded-gamma-support message
greatest helper known to man 
feels like a nuclear ragebait
Do you want to start shit?
I think the only few times I've ever needed to use that channel were when I was looking for ways to "safely" install HD models
And that time me and one of the admins had a fun time figuring out why the fuck the SIN technician used to crash when you shot him, only with HD models installed
It's hard to distinguish from american cuisine
:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️
This is a kitten that kittens
I only say "feels" and not for certain because I don't know british tea culture
maybe it is that retarded you know
but unlikely, too many actions are purposefully ineffective and/or stupid
You don't need to know brit culture to recognize a warcrime when you see one
Imagine she'd do the same with a samovar
Truly horrific
OH NO SAMOVAR MY BELOVED
nah I dog, I had samovar tea like once in my life
and it's just some obsolete shit that nobody safe for some unhinged downgraders does anymore
The object is nice, and I like the process of making it
Unfortunately those who have cool design cost a fucking car to import
I liked the turkish way of making tea
two teapots, one on another, one with very fucking strongly brewed tea, one with just hot water
pour one and pour the other for whatever tea strength you want
plus their long slim tea glasses are cute
Feels like taking tea shots I don't like it
their tea itself is nothing to write home about, though
it's nice, but nothing cum-inducing
now, some good green tea with jasmine
oh baby
Currently sipping on black tea with bergamot
I always thought it's less about the flavor and more about what it represents, pretty impressive to make an entire nation addicted to opium just cause they fucked with your supply of dried leaves 
literally me (both)
wdym he was always hot
you cannot take shots out of that
don't worry
Is that a challenge
nothing personal
but I hate bergamot with passion
More for me
Are we talking about those ?
I'm totally taking shots from that
Or are you talking about the vase shaped ones
bro
when I mentioned turkish tea cups, I thought more of those
these are the glasses for water
that they give you beside turkish coffee
Yeah i'm not taking vase shots
they're actually bigger than a glass shot
Yeah no I mean you can but it defeats the purpose
your twink ass will get wasted on vase shots anyway
ere we go
Those aren't shots those are proper glasses lol
I hate soviet I hate soviet GIVE ME MY FACETED TRAIN CUPS
you sit on a throne of self-delusion, artyom.
also while turkish tea cups are nice
most of all I prefer the tiny japanese tea bowls
i have these
while i dont like what germans did before i also like their vehicles and tools
the train cup
also for some reason my family only has the holder
I mean dog it's just a regular ass faceted glass inside it
you can get it anywhere
it's not some rare soviet artefact or something
vodka glass
vodka glass, tea glass, anything glass
because guess fucking what, that's the all glass you have
i dont like glass liek this
where
give
please!


OMG SAME
But nothing to fit in
Usually too small so it jiggles
wtf the cashier gave me a bottle of smirnoff
@placid sail is this your doing
I hate that shit
@tidal trellis This man is stealing your glasses
Nothing just wanted to summon
no anime
It's smirnoff ice, this shit isn't even vodka
bro I don't know why you're buying that shit, it's on you
It reads "mix" but idk what it's mixed with
water :)
bruh the burned out paki at the store gave it to me maybe he thought I put it there with my other shit
I never tried it, should I give it a try to poison somebody
Flop?
why don't people just buy this?
Yellow
cause this is disgusting
it's pure alcohol what do you want 
sold you what?
Which is why it's nasty to drink
Nah I didn't pay for it
just mix it as you would any other cocktail
oh
drink cologne at this point
I got 3 articles but realised I had this vodka wannabe in my bag
ehh, vodka, 👎 
people pay fat money for grey goose or w/e bougie shit is popular these days
just go straight to 120 proof
Grey Goose is meh
I would understand if you're into whisky or smth
It says 8% lmao this is a beer or something
but if you want tasteless ethanol get the purest and cheapest option 
Apparently mixed with soda
oh you talking premixed stuff they use to get girls drunk, nevermind
still 👎 
there are a lot of ruskis that's gonna argue with you while frothing at the mouth that some brands of vodka are tastier than others
They are tho
fuck that, god damn birch charcoal filtered bullshit?
are you one of them?
to be fair!
oohh it's the purest most distilled grain alcohol
I distinictly remember some brands of vodka pouring like spring waters and some being so disgusting by taste and effect that I evade it forever
ah
which is bizarre considering that vodka is just ethanol and water
You can still tell a bad one from a normal one
ok yeah that makes sense but then it's not about the alcohol anymore but about the alkaline water or w/e they use
which is why I dislike people talking about "it's the purest it can be" no it isn't you distinctly added something to make it go down easier

well, perhaps it was also because I was young, and it was just some plastic cup high school drinking rampage in some shithole backyard
also I prefer it cold
hey there, back 
im Delight
while some ruskis are gonna heavily insist it's cold
I've seen the big lebowsky before I was of legal drinking age so when I finally hit the bars it was always stoly white russians 
Fuck you 
Kosm
Whats up delight 
Old news it happened yesterday
gonna go sleep 
whatever for
The amount of moscow mules I chuged at 20...
Goodnight
there's another person leaves
Wait too early for you
No wae
nah, ginger ale right?
23:45 

You got a few more hours in you
whatis
yugoslavian? 
is that supposed to be good?
whats the stuff the greeks drink
cum
with anise
Why the fuck are they selling Titos piss as a beverage
I'm so glad I don't have to drink at all anymore
I'd rather be drinking tea 
and the occasional candy flip
Vodka, ginger ale, lime juice and shavings
Ouzo ?

lime shavings you regard

It's always opaque I think Ouzo is premixed and not to be watered down
could be wrong
I remember being at a family gathering and the uncle just returned from greece, brought a bottle of ouzo and then another and then another
It's hit or miss, many people dislike the anise
@placid sail Opinion on Stolichnaya?
STOLI 
idk but it was the only time I saw my dad hungover, the guys in their early 20s were up and about and all the old folks were dead until they made lunch cocktails 
I don't remember when I last drank it
more of a meme
Stoli is the default skin of vodkas
Yea I don't like it either
what's your fave alcohol?
Then again busy will say my opinion doesn't matter cause I enjoy zubrowka
I care so little about the vodka that I usually allow a friend to choose and don't bother remembering the brand
Why is it odd, it's also used in cooking
gin is great, tequila is great, beer is fine, cider is nice
Have you had cider from brittany
unless it's the worst bar on earth, long island would almost always do
in what dishes? actually curious
I can't recall any
Basically anything with alcohol in it?
don't like whiskey, don't like liquors, don't like wine or champagne
Hmmm
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
Cold stuff like carrot salads, also on fishes, eggplant etc
The catch is that it's the best
ahh
i love whiskey, i love liquors, i love wine and champagne
@winged phoenix what are 40s
Just a bunch of Funny Scenes, Moments and Situations in the Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell series.
maybe, I heard it in tv shows etc.

is it just the size of the bottle?
I yhink so
40 oz to freedom
Me when I inject heroin
mfs be injecting water fowl now
Drug addict arriving at scene
40oz mouse
classic
12
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wake up
what does malt liquor mean exactly?
Malt liquor is a type of mass market beer with high alcohol content, most closely associated with North America. Legally, it often includes any alcoholic beverage with 5% or more alcohol by volume made with malted barley. In common usage, it refers to beers of high alcohol content, generally above 6%, which are made with ingredients and processe...
no booze, can't sleep
no speed, can't move
no smokes, can't think
Basically beer but too strong to be considered beer by their laws so they call it liquor
yes
backwards ass laws 
most american beer
@narrow lotus "FUEL-LIKE AROMAS AND FLAVORS"
But why do americans call 9% belgian or german ones beers but not liquor
literally bippin off a 40 oz
Don't worry 'bout it partner, it's leadless gas 👍 🦅
The 9/11 one hmmm
i guess we doin war in the middle east now
loss
cori WHY
funni
BRUH
he speaks the truth
curse you 
wazz appp twink. .
no.
^
Untrue
Nah id post
that's why I said in theory
There would be others too
still less
nvm post more Flop twink memes
Yes but you fuckers are persistent

congratz
