🎪bruh-fart

[toxic sundial]

Vtubers need to be under investigation

[inland jackal]

i just looked at the names and pulled him

[pastel quartz]

real

[inland jackal]

[toxic sundial]

Fine them a gorillion dollars

[inland jackal]

p!packwatch

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-vtuber-concert-vtuber-concert-vtuber-concert-stiff-vtuber-gif-12242604443848397648

[solar obsidian]

this makes it golden when u know russian

[narrow lotus]

[ruby minnow]

Oguzhan?

[waxen rover]

oguzok

[deep topaz]

car

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/juniper-actias-moth-insect-girl-monster-girl-vtuber-gif-27674845

[final cedar]

dude are you posting vtubers now as well?

completree treesimilated his personalitree

[pastel quartz]

yall bitches got /urban banned now

[toxic sundial]

Tree can be merged into too many words damn

[pastel quartz]

or mayb this was because of the

[shell venture]

incident

[pastel quartz]

INCIDENT

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/007EOod3TqAySYkFLH7Sre?si=Dtj4IGLiSSC9--L-1kGEyg

[final cedar]

||what incident?||

[solar obsidian]

1984

[toxic sundial]

Does xela have the pass ?

[pastel quartz]

doubt

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[foggy mantle]

**cake**

by HunnyBunnn11

Definition

[Another word] meaning [ass] or [butt]

Example

Damn!! [Look at] [the cake] on [that girl]!

​

:thumbsup: 1051 :thumbsdown: 137

Provided by the Urban Dictionary API

[shell venture]

the loophole

[floral marten]

Furrys fault for /urban ban

[solar obsidian]

furries killed my family

[potent hamlet]

Run to the hills

[slender rock]

run for you life

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-vtuber-furry-vtuber-gif-23588962

[shell venture]

[floral marten]

muh #╟❓general-offtopic taken over by furries in witching hour and i cant fucking gun nut

[pastel quartz]

blame @toxic sundial

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: unwiseandmegenerate

[shell venture]

so close

[pastel quartz]

Im framing this on my wall

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[pastel quartz]

hold on

[toxic sundial]

No nuh uh this is NOT what I said to do lmao

[low atlas]

@lusty sonnet i give up

[slender rock]

i woke up to this... jesus

[pastel quartz]

yorour mom

[floral marten]

you didnt miss much, furry got yeeted, tree got ballgagged, xela is allowed to say gamer words

usual shit

[toxic sundial]

[sage otter]

pedo got yeeted

Stop downplaying it

[potent hamlet]

hmmh... Ballgag

[slender rock]

wait... the bot finally broke and got racist?

[shell venture]

yes

[potent hamlet]

what is a ballgag?

like

[slender rock]

Mija, do not

[potent hamlet]

a rounded joke?

[slender rock]

no

NO

[floral marten]

wait what, that was before i seen chat then.. time to scroll up...

[slender rock]

stop

[green schooner]

LOOL

[floral marten]

p!ballgag

Well no command for that

[slender rock]

No...

[potent hamlet]

ballgag sounds like some kind of sweet

[slender rock]

it isn't

and no

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-gif-17552966235424643644

[potent hamlet]

shiiiiiiit

it started to rain like hell

[slender rock]

we're gonna steer away from it

[potent hamlet]

i might just go out and smoke a cig

[river zealot]

fucking mods

[slender rock]

the gods don't want hear it either hence the rain

[river zealot]

where urban

[sage otter]

I think you're talking about vulpes, I am talking about strigoi

[slender rock]

just use google

or duckduckgo

or idk

[shell venture]

yeeted for racism

[slender rock]

ask.com if that's even still alive

[floral marten]

Yeah furry, didnt see the strigoi saga

[potent hamlet]

i want to modify my plastic mask to make a mask

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: memeeii

[slender rock]

ask is still alive

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to memeii

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[inland jackal]

[shell venture]

who is that ?

[lusty sonnet]

damn sadge, have you tried checking the friendslist from other people in brainfart for an account that could resemble mine?

[solar obsidian]

W is tryna be a mod

[slender rock]

give me a min

[inland jackal]

worst role here

behind the helper role

[shell venture]

Xela redeeming herself to get /urban back

[inland jackal]

im literally doing the names

[floral marten]

Ayo helpers are exempt from cooldown in newb chat

[inland jackal]

im just lucky

[low atlas]

I'm trying that rn but I wouldn't know who you'd be friends with honestly

[lusty sonnet]

I mean I got one already blocked on steam

[floral marten]

in be4 xela makes an apology video with eukele music

[lusty sonnet]

but another should be rather obvious

[shell venture]

[slender rock]

Christmas truce. British and German soldiers at Ploegsteert in Belgium on Christmas Day 1914. Photograph: The Art Archive/Alamy @shell venture https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/13/blinkered-view-first-world-war

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: memelepz

[inland jackal]

cant find a memememe

[hollow fog]

until you check his warns

[lusty sonnet]

he has funny warns?

[dreamy flax]

I can't be shipped with anyone, sorry :/

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: memeght72

[hollow fog]

maybe

idk

i am making shit up

[sage otter]

No memelight

[lusty sonnet]

sadge

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: mirrght72

[floral marten]

I saw that as MrRight then

[hollow fog]

I am always right

[fresh rose]

WHAT THE FUCK IS REYNAULD DOING BACK ALIVE

[shell venture]

he's in DD2

[low atlas]

Hmmm, I'll keep looking

[fresh rose]

I dont keep up with dd2 but i am certain he wasnt there on release

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[shell venture]

he's a dlc lmao

[lusty sonnet]

look for funni Italian man, I have him on steam. He doesn't have that shit linked on discord but it's easy to find

[shell venture]

with a new class

[fresh rose]

Of course

Now i have to play dd2

[shell venture]

didn't play it for a while

they added a new gamemode last time i checked

[fresh rose]

Last time i checked fans werent happy with how far the sequel deviates from the first game

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: mirrchunk

[river zealot]

ah it uses nickname

[shell venture]

i honestly like that

makes DD1 playable alongside DD2

[floral marten]

I mean, you lose a lot of meme potential, like say.. 3 jesters and 1 plague doctor

DD2 is more linear in terms of team building

[shell venture]

also didn't like how stress is /10 instead of /100

[hollow fog]

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: mirrrneo

[inland jackal]

rrr

[low atlas]

I actually never expected you and falco to be friends

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow this man doubts us

falco has a few brainfarters on his friendslist

[low atlas]

I found a cursed version of falco

He's Italian too

[hollow fog]

inb4 its actual falco

and he is even more based

[low atlas]

That many hours in war thunder would make you gey or racist

[zinc obsidian]

@low atlas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgcKKhIEvAM

[final rose]

i got camped by a fucking tarkov rat and lost 150 dope

fml

[lusty sonnet]

fake falco indeed lmao

[final rose]

well im going to sleep

[shell venture]

[green schooner]

you deserve uit

[low atlas]

Should've made a grid system to figure out where he'd be

[green schooner]

[final rose]

waldo

[final rose]

i will remember that

looks like i can only farm dopestone at 4am

cuz what else is left

bro

the guy was IN THE CEILING

when i log in i will show you

gn brainfart

[slender rock]

habibi went all in with the insults

[zinc obsidian]

thats the vid i learnt arabic from

[slender rock]

just for insults though?

[zinc obsidian]

im swedish thats all im gonna need

[lusty sonnet]

congrats surrae

[low atlas]

@lusty sonnet did I get it right?

you know how I found it lmfao

I went into busys friend list

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1276199392948523029/Rat_squishy.mov?ex=66c8a8cd&is=66c7574d&hm=e0eb8fc0542315258e5d0b95e41b15509c6eaa3fa4e9c8d49856ba884f09fe6e& @eager igloo

[low atlas]

into skoms, into falcos

Into yours

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair

[low atlas]

because falcos profile is fucking generic

[slender rock]

uhm ya know, yeah you'll probably will be fine... probably

[lusty sonnet]

would also gone for one of the mods cuz some have their steam linked

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-wise-69tree-wise-mystical-tree-xyforthetroller-gif-152809822247759099

[low atlas]

And busy didn't accept falcos friend request not so long ago because I was searching through discord logs

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boiled-one-doctor-nowhere-analog-horror-gif-17803676737126524720

[low atlas]

I was not home so it was annoying to go through it with steam phone ui

[lusty sonnet]

and then look for the most ancient looking pfp

[low atlas]

That would've been less roundabout though

[low atlas]

So yeh

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair, but good job on the witch hunt :)

[low atlas]

I definitely should've looked through mods but I expected you to be more isolated than this

that's the interesting part about this stuff, everyone expects a lot less

[lusty sonnet]

nah would've said that otherwise

true true but it's fun

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/you-little-cyber-stalker-stalker-stop-it-phonecall-kendall-kyndall-gif-14439466

[low atlas]

very

[ruby minnow]

i eat hot ice cream

[pastel quartz]

p!ban @ruby minnow

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[pastel quartz]

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-smoking-gif-19991272

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-smoking-cigarette-smoke-lighter-gif-27211117

[pastel quartz]

p!bar

[foggy mantle]

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[split canyon]

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[heavy peak]

P!bar2

[foggy mantle]

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[fresh rose]

How 2 balkan people feel when fighting outside of a bar piss drunk

Yup thats a fed post

[flat fractal]

Fine

[pastel quartz]

e

[fresh rose]

And the fed deletes it

Feds at work people feds at fucking work

[flat fractal]

Yep

Sure

[fresh rose]

[storm stream]

since you're on this server, you should watch this

[lusty sonnet]

damn didnt see the meme before it got deleted

[flat fractal]

Yeah i'm tired of idiots tbh

[lusty sonnet]

:(

[flat fractal]

Here, i'll post it for you then d:

[river zealot]

who

[zinc obsidian]

i mean there is some nordic/pagan cryptids that are feking terrefying

[quaint ore]

Whoever made this meme has 0 awareness of european cryptids

[zinc obsidian]

belive in everything lifes more fun that way

[quaint ore]

Slavic ones are fucking insane

[fading shuttle]

nah, its correct, the reason you dont hear about european cryptids is because we have been here for so long that we killed every dangerous one

thats why all thats left is fairies and gnomes and shit

[high meteor]

kill them as well

leave not one fey alive

[fading shuttle]

tinkerbells hot though

[zinc obsidian]

do we have cannon lore on fey? its gotta count as some sort of pedophelia

eyo red flag warning on alex

[wraith osprey]

anything non human

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/shiba-inu-dog-shiba-sniffing-sniff-gif-23812168

[fading shuttle]

id say its more like being into midgets, also christ i get 1 pedophile banned and now everyones looking for more

[zinc obsidian]

i hope this is the tinker bell ur reffering to

[fading shuttle]

smh, woke fairies

[high meteor]

i have never seen this version of tinker bell in my entire life

[zinc obsidian]

3trees sent me it

[high meteor]

wait what u mean you got a pedo banned

what i miss

[quaint ore]

Except slavic ones

[pastel quartz]

oh hey whats up

[fading shuttle]

strigois dead

[high meteor]

HAW?

[fading shuttle]

cus i finally got enough shit to get rid of him

[quaint ore]

He made a very pedo energy comment

On some dude

[fading shuttle]

who was 17, combine that with all of his other comments and certain events that occurred in a different server

[zinc obsidian]

it is concerning the amount of pedos there is in this server

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082316518810992700/1259048086001553459/IMG_3141.gif

[quaint ore]

Its a given in any big discord

[quaint ore]

Dunno if he is really a pedo but a weirdo for sure

[zinc obsidian]

what about the guy that drinks period blood

he still with us

[quaint ore]

WHAT

[sage otter]

Yeah that's the guy

[fading shuttle]

strigoi? bro used bot commands in brainfart 2 to post loli porn and we banned him for it, he definitely was one

[pastel quartz]

There is 100% an strigoi alt here

[quaint ore]

[storm stream]

inb4 "erm... ☝️🤓 she's actually 2000 years old "

[quaint ore]

Cute, get on the table, I am harvesting your organs

[ruby minnow]

its you isn't it

[fading shuttle]

THATS WHY HE KEPT SAYING HE WAS NEXT

HE IS STRIGOI

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676340

no..

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-theory-gif-10587157

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[solar obsidian]

Treegoi

[pastel quartz]

nah i forsaw that urban incident happening

[pastel quartz]

my spidey sense

[solar obsidian]

nah man

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-jump-bark-bite-gif-69554481949113999

[ruby minnow]

this is a fallout reference

[narrow sorrel]

wait wait waaait

alex got strigoi a grooming ban?

[ruby minnow]

alex didn't do it

the guy was just a pedo

[pastel quartz]

is this french cuisine

[primal rapids]

Ballin, but at what cost?

[narrow sorrel]

so then who did alex sniff out

[fading shuttle]

i was the one who reported his actions to falco, who informed the rest of the mods so eh

ive just been sitting and waiting for him to do something slightly bannable

[ruby minnow]

holy shit alex is a federal agent

[fading shuttle]

always have been

[narrow sorrel]

[broken topaz]

me and who fr

[toxic sundial]

Me n u :3

[broken topaz]

get yourself a bro with whom you can fight in the middle of a flower field

[toxic sundial]

Absolutely would demolish you with a halberd

[broken topaz]

Nuh uh

I would put you on the ground

and stab you in a gap

fr

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/moving-tree-shocked-scared-amazed-oh-no-gif-12335544

[toxic sundial]

On a serious side note why did we ever give up sword fighting as a sport, I know fencing exists but it's only for rich people and is mega gae

[broken topaz]

Fencing isnt just for rich people

it used to be

Fencing clubs are everywhere

[primal rapids]

I fight my bro amidst the ruins of an ancient dragon-infested flying city held together by time fuckery

[toxic sundial]

Wrestling is cool don't get me wrong but I'd much rather watch armored up Dwayne and Cena go at it with bastard swords

Bring back gladiator shit

[broken topaz]

If you think olympic fencing is gae (it is)

Theres plenty of rapier fencers in most HEMA clubs

[toxic sundial]

I would've much rather spent my time in highschool learned to swordfight than dumb shit like baseball and golf

[broken topaz]

Nothing is stopping you from doing it now

[toxic sundial]

I do saber hema :3

[broken topaz]

Based

[toxic sundial]

But don't tell anybody

But yeah fighting sports are way cooler than cringe niche shit

[split canyon]

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[toxic sundial]

Fuck golf

Fuck baseball

Fuck soccer

[broken topaz]

so true bestie

[toxic sundial]

Kill each other with daggers

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[pastel quartz]

goodnight delight

[solar obsidian]

gn

[zinc obsidian]

oi mate thats a splended idea innit

[primal rapids]

We should bring back gladiatorial bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses

[broken topaz]

I think we should allow daily sword carry again

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-20088719

[broken topaz]

and duels to solve disagreements

[zinc obsidian]

ufc

[broken topaz]

Parking ticket? I demand trial by combat

[potent hamlet]

I'm watching Saw

[toxic sundial]

I carry a very large pocket knife on my belt everyday (and a glock :3)

[potent hamlet]

The outfit that the girl with the Jawbreaker is vool

[toxic sundial]

If trial by combat were allowed then every sheriffs office would have to hire a really big dude who just spent all day kicking the shit out of idiots who chose that as a form of trial

[lunar goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234870002776281180/1263193885916659883/Timidarousedhumid_d6b5a4_11767179.mp4

[primal rapids]

Then we die braver than most

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-mountain-gif-9639097

[fading shuttle]

exact same braincell thinking of the mountain

[broken topaz]

Holy fucking shit

[toxic sundial]

Real

[potent hamlet]

Americans and their canned food, I hate canned food

[broken topaz]

What did they feed that mofo

[high meteor]

he is the wall

[potent hamlet]

Pure shit

[broken topaz]

bro has been eating macro plastics

[potent hamlet]

Not even some pasta with sauce and sausages

Or rice and egg and a sausage

[placid sail]

wait really

tell!

[potent hamlet]

At 3:45 am, better just sleep a while and prepare it at 6:00 am

[potent hamlet]

Anarchist dog

Bruh they already showed the face of the jigsaw killer

Not even half the movie and we already know who he is

[broken topaz]

I need to actually join the Hema club however I dont have enough time for that shit

😔

I need about 20 hours more in a day

to do all the shit i want

[potent hamlet]

It was better when it was just like, a creepy doll

[floral marten]

Megan Scar

[slender rock]

why

[final cedar]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed my Father

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption2-rdr2-javier-javier-escuella-gif-27566271

Javier?

[river zealot]

HOLY

MOMMY PLEASE

[broken topaz]

[fresh rose]

@lone cedar @inland jackal bog me spasi od babe da bogda jer ne mogu živeti od nje

[potent hamlet]

Looks like just a guy

[fresh rose]

[toxic sundial]

The three bonks for the particularly stubborn ones

[potent hamlet]

Crocodiles are scared of the most used weapon in ww1

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, casted out a line... You caught a Common Squid 🦑
This item was added to your inventory.

[potent hamlet]

The shovel

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell 1 items for 🥞40?

Successfully sold 1 items.

New game of blackjack started with spice7 with a bet of 🥞79!

Blackjack | spice7

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

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6♠ - XX
Value: 6

Cards remaining: 15

Blackjack | spice7

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

9♣ - 4❤ - 6♣
Value: 19

**Dealer hand**

6♠ - XX
Value: 6

Cards remaining: 14

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You broke even

**Your hand**

9♣ - 4❤ - 6♣
Value: 19
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[solar obsidian]

[river zealot]

hey osaka

[river zealot]

!delight

[split canyon]

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[potent hamlet]

Ah

[solar obsidian]

gn

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1275682324775702581/IMG_20240820_164949_331.jpg?ex=66c8c17f&is=66c76fff&hm=68044062b3ef6a0742ed75039c685f090db3a0f97757125fe02d8d7462070c6a&

[exotic juniper]

https://youtu.be/ON3_tUml12s?si=BgxTARfCalSG7F4S

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-zenless-jane-gif-14738790479756465172

no

[river zealot]

they knew what they were doing with zzz

[fading shuttle]

yeah, trapping the animators without food until they learned to animate thigh jiggle

[river zealot]

based based...

[broken topaz]

coomer game

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-walk-tail-gif-8320761489027744128

[placid sail]

:(

[fading shuttle]

still waiting for the porn scene around the game to expand, not fully there yet

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1275677942948691968/IMG_20240819_124029.jpg?ex=66c8bd6a&is=66c76bea&hm=1ad3d0fe0cb6c02d79aa9037e30c2c5bc24f3922a48d87182377b58f68dd8864&

[river zealot]

i will judge you, so others think im not like you

[fading shuttle]

join me brother

[tidal trellis]

why is this burger bun solid like rock, wtf

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-home-green-goblin-mask-shatter-norman-osborn-gif-25107432

[solar obsidian]

noooo artyom dont goon

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dry-thirsty-sweating-gif-9164684

[placid sail]

goontyom

[placid sail]

:(

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[toxic sundial]

:3

[storm stream]

Ni Hota!

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-jane-doe-zzz-jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-jane-doe-jiggle-gif-12526584031916360946

[placid sail]

:(

[toxic sundial]

Howdy

[toxic sundial]

I'm not the one posting it bub take up complaints against alex

[placid sail]

I don't care about that shit!

tell me about fencing you do!

[fading shuttle]

its not fencing, he does saber hema, not bitchboy (rapier) hema

[placid sail]

pretty sure I asked nota

nota you

[fresh rose]

Holy fucking shit I found a AI caveman edit

[fading shuttle]

(i know sabers technically count as fencing but i think thats stupid)

[fresh rose]

This is awesome

[broken topaz]

how is that stupid?

Longsword also counts as fencing

is that stupid too?

[fading shuttle]

simple, i disagree with it

yes

[deep topaz]

need mouse girl

[weak jackal]

real

[inland jackal]

hi hamantha

[placid sail]

do you also do that hema thingy?

[weak jackal]

hi double yew

[fresh rose]

Jedi govna

Jebi ovna

[broken topaz]

Nay, not atm. Dont have time

I do Kendo

[fresh rose]

Nije mi dozvoljeno da trošim svoje pare

[broken topaz]

Japanese fencing

[fresh rose]

Baba nije normalna

[placid sail]

:O

tell!

[fading shuttle]

weeb

[broken topaz]

Its very sportified, like olympic fencing

Our swords are made out of wood

[rare mica]

I used to know a girl that looked like this and dressed like this

[inland jackal]

sto to leba ti

[placid sail]

is it any fun?

[inland jackal]

kupi joj nasu verziju nyquila

ili probiotik da se usere

[fading shuttle]

im sorry for you

[summer flame]

did you chase her down an alleyway?

[broken topaz]

It is in parts. But alot of it is traditional japanese martial art like practice, not actually sparring

For me it was mostly just a way of getting exercise in

[rare mica]

Indeed, my buddy chased her out of our dnd group

[broken topaz]

Since it was conveniently also located at my University

[fresh rose]

Crko mi monitor pa moram novi kupiti
Drug živi blizu gigatrona u nišu zbog faksa

[lusty sonnet]

fencing swords do be acting like whips most of the time

[fading shuttle]

possessive over what, yall played dnd with eachother

[placid sail]

oh hey there is hema in mordor apparently

neat

maybe I should try something like that

[fresh rose]

Poslao sam mu pare da mi uzme monitor, uzeo i slikao i ova baba nije normalna misli da je jebeni skamer

[fading shuttle]

traditional russian hema (drunken brawl near a commieblock)

[rare mica]

Whatever it's drama

[broken topaz]

Like we usually train for 2 hours on a day @placid sail
But most of that is very samey techniques that are exagerrated for practice reasons and whatnot

and maybe 15 minutes of actual sparring duels

at the very end

[placid sail]

well I wasn't expecting you to have a cinematic duel for two hours so figures

[broken topaz]

when im usually too tired to actually perform

[placid sail]

huh

that exhausting of exercising

[lusty sonnet]

15 minutes of sparring is pretty low compared to fencing trainings

[final cedar]

[broken topaz]

yee fencing will basically be 15-30 minutes of instruction

and the rest is sparring

lol

well if you are new anyway

if you are experienced its all sparring

[lusty sonnet]

even then

[broken topaz]

Ye in Kendo the whole duelling part is not seen as the most important thing

[storm stream]

hi Mr Metron!

[placid sail]

[broken topaz]

Thats why we also train techniques that are entirely impossible to do within the duelling rules lol

[broken topaz]

yea

I could explain why that is

[fading shuttle]

touching tips sensually is important samurai tradition

[broken topaz]

You are essentially fighting over the center

and looking for any gap your opponent might give to attack

[placid sail]

it's almost impressive how you corrupt everything you touch

[broken topaz]

but since in kendo strikes are typically really fucking fast

you have to chose your moment carefully

or get bonked on your head before you even finish your attack

Its best to trick your opponent into attacking, or waiting until he gets really sloppy

[placid sail]

so you basically tip toe around each other for a couple of minutes and then suddenly go HA HU HA

[broken topaz]

Depends on the skill level

But sometimes yes

Its discouraged but it happens

Generally in sparring duels you dont want to do that

because you wanna actually practice your attacks / defense

So its more aggressive

[placid sail]

[lusty sonnet]

fencing usually is like a warmup of 45 minutes, 15-30 minutes training with a teacher and the rest is just sparring till you feel like quiting

[broken topaz]

Japanese Police and Imperial Guard do really aggressive kendo

[lusty sonnet]

matches are over pretty fast or you just fuck around a bit and then go for points

[placid sail]

fencing is cool

[lusty sonnet]

depends which discipline

[placid sail]

but I would try something with more oomph in it

maybe like saber or shit

[broken topaz]

My girlfriend does Épée fencing

The floppy ones

[narrow sorrel]

saber fencer go unga

[lusty sonnet]

saber in fencing is horrendous

[placid sail]

I would like to cleave khaytil/pango in half when he eventually goes full cyberpsycho and invade my domicile

[lusty sonnet]

they dont even count time

[narrow sorrel]

[placid sail]

why is it bad

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 pentathlon épée

[fallow trellis]

is this a sex thing

[broken topaz]

no its olympic style fencing

[fading shuttle]

no shes just really sleepy

[fallow trellis]

oh its french

[river zealot]

i swear you guys are always in the most random ass servers

[fallow trellis]

thats way worse

tell her to stop

[broken topaz]

she gets upset at me when i say eepy fencing

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[narrow sorrel]

Russians ruined saber fencing one time
It's just fast enough that keeping time is irrelevant

[fading shuttle]

easiest jab ever conceived

[lusty sonnet]

sets have 3 minutes and foil/epee are a bit more tactical so they can usually reach the 3 minute mark. Sabre is unga bunga sprint at them, look at the ref if you get a point and rinse, repeat

the timer stops after a hit and hits happen so fast in sabre that they dont care

[narrow sorrel]

@placid sail
https://sydneysabre.com/2016/05/25/the-russian-box-of-death-an-in-depth-report/

[placid sail]

okay apparently there's a whole ass drama and history in all those punch each oher with sticks disciplines, got it

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/bloodiedflora/status/1826561818837303390

[fading shuttle]

ofcourse there is

[fresh rose]

Im going to buy one of those slime stress balls and disintegrate in the palm of my hand

[lusty sonnet]

also @placid sail, shit like this hit is the best ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0FMHGrPyv8

[broken topaz]

polish fencing is cooler than olympic fencing

[lusty sonnet]

parry and hit them on the back

[narrow sorrel]

does the average russian person even know who usmanov is?

[placid sail]

where do you even get those

[broken topaz]

Sword slander

[placid sail]

any fucking human creed has some sort of beef in it going on man

[fading shuttle]

thats cus drama is based

[narrow sorrel]

Is FIE drama considered politics?

[broken topaz]

Kendo is the sport for foot fetishists

cause its done barefoot

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gigadzaki-gif-5638168237216116032

[narrow sorrel]

~~Is using the international fencing federation to launder money politics? ~~

[narrow sorrel]

Mike pls

[fading shuttle]

entire soulsgame based around kendo soon

every female character will be barefoot

[narrow sorrel]

no, I want the sojutsu/naginata soulsgame

[broken topaz]

There used to be naginata in kendo

But hasnt been in a loooong time

[fallow trellis]

absolutely

[narrow sorrel]

@broken topaz at least we know your gf's hot

https://youtu.be/EdMA1zfs-Bk?si=Dv0di861TuQLYLeT

[broken topaz]

the dude getting stabbed in the throat tho

.<

as you can see it gets more intense than just standing around

:3

[placid sail]

don't have the understanding of that sport to decide if it's a reasonable critique or just some

[broken topaz]

it is advised not to go for a throat stab

unless you are very very experienced

[lusty sonnet]

starting position is changed as to that the fencers are closer to eachother leaving even less room

aka faster hits yet again

[placid sail]

[lusty sonnet]

also more chances of simultaneous hits

[placid sail]

"bitch sit down"

[broken topaz]

perfect execution of the fool's guard

[lusty sonnet]

casually bending 750grams of steel with the flick of a wrist to hit him on the back

[placid sail]

if it's that stupid, why everyone accepted it?

[broken topaz]

because likely not everyone accepted it

[broken topaz]

just the comitee that makes the rules

[lusty sonnet]

test phase

and because fuck sabre fencers

[broken topaz]

Kendo Federation Comitee made rule changes during covid as well that havent been reverted

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/2OVD.gif

[placid sail]

it's still in a test? it's 2016 article

[lusty sonnet]

then it got abolished

idc enough about sabre to keep up tbh

[broken topaz]

In kendo they forbade the extended hanging around in tsubazeriai

Which is hanging out here

which they would do for 90% of the duels

Lol

[placid sail]

no more grinding against your homie?

[broken topaz]

Yep

During covid you were allowed to hang out there for maybe a second

you had to immediately execute some kind of technique or seperate

and they just kept that change cause it made fights more exciting to watch lol

but now nobody does techniques from there anymore

They rather seperate

[placid sail]

tbf watching a couple of guys huffing at each other at arm's length yet doing nothing does sound boring

[broken topaz]

Its like when boxers hug it out in the ring for 10 seconds straight

instead of boxing

[placid sail]

yeah lame

[lusty sonnet]

Bz if you want some more fencing info just hit me up, been in that business for a wee bit

[broken topaz]

Just do Hema instead

[lusty sonnet]

I've got HEMA shit too but meh

[fallow trellis]

weabo fencing

[broken topaz]

yea

[placid sail]

it's invigorating to learn that a part of brainfart not only craves penis or partakes in domestic terrorism but also practices some fun stuff

[broken topaz]

im not a weeb myself, it was just the only sword related martial art at my uni I could attend

Olympic fencing was on a day that I already had packed with other stuff

and HEMA wasnt a thing at uni

[lusty sonnet]

I just went to a club in the area and started there

and then went club hopping

[broken topaz]

I also do Iaido at the same club

Sometimes

rarely

[placid sail]

infinity gauntlet of weeb martial arts you got there, cori

[broken topaz]

Yea Iaido would be really helpful if i lived in 1600s japan

[placid sail]

you should also do that japanese archery whatever's the name

[broken topaz]

Iaido is basically all about drawing and attacking first

and from all sorts of positions

[placid sail]

it's like western cowboy duels

[broken topaz]

yea kinda

[placid sail]

but with a really long knife

[broken topaz]

its literally the katana sword draw meme

[toxic sundial]

"I think your plan isn't good but instead of just shutting up and helping I'm going to actively sabotage you and then blame you for having the bad idea"

Can't stand these fucking teamates

[slender rock]

rip

[toxic sundial]

Idk what the word for them is but it happens a lot

[broken topaz]

retard

is the word

:)

[placid sail]

uh oh

https://tenor.com/view/assassin's-creed-shadows-yasuke-yasuke-the-black-samurai-samurai-wink-gif-14135534519656127560

[potent hamlet]

So my family made some nuggets

And they made it fish nuggets

Fucking hell

They can't make some fucking normal food lmao

Fish nuggets

[fallow trellis]

are u british?

[potent hamlet]

No

Now I'm gonna watch Saw 2

[low atlas]

yo final challenge

Eat fish nuggets

[broken topaz]

Fish nuggets doesnt sound bad

Stop whining

Its like fish sticks but smaller

And fish sticks are yummy

[deep topaz]

if made right

microwaved soggy fish sticks...yuck

[broken topaz]

i was about to say how could you possibly fuck that up

but who microwaves

that kinda stuff?

are you trolling?

Do people do that?

[deep topaz]

dumb americans who worship the microwave (my family)

[broken topaz]

Im so sorry to hear that

That should count as emotional abuse

[slender rock]

Osaka is South American, which i guess its still american

[broken topaz]

Osaka is in japan stupid

[slender rock]

it's all toxica's

[broken topaz]

[slender rock]

cori

[broken topaz]

im kidding

[slender rock]

[broken topaz]

got em

[slender rock]

[placid sail]

I only microwave nuggies in a scenario "I don't care I need food fast"

[broken topaz]

air frier

:3

[placid sail]

longer

[broken topaz]

Yeah but you dont have to do anything either

[placid sail]

but yeah usually I make nuggies in the oven

[broken topaz]

and you can wait 30 mins

[placid sail]

sometimes I need food now

[broken topaz]

Bread

[placid sail]

no bread

[lusty sonnet]

Water

[broken topaz]

why no bread?

[placid sail]

sometimes no bread

[placid sail]

otherwise would have indeed munched on bread

[broken topaz]

always keep bread on hand

[lusty sonnet]

Or have snackies on hand

[placid sail]

there is one weird exception for microwave and yummy food

bread

if you do it right, it gets so deliciously chewy

[deep topaz]

if you overdo it it gets hard

[gleaming grove]

me when I dropped my phone while sitting

[gleaming grove]

people who love bloodborne either lying or british

[deep topaz]

muh best souls game

souls wit guns

[floral marten]

Nothing beats playing DS1 on an xbox 360 going into blighttown at 15fps

Or going into the forest and getting janked the fuck out by an invader with those 4 invader npcs

[placid sail]

the whole principle of microwave cooking is making water molecules go jiggle jiggle, if you make them jiggle jiggle too hard/long, it exits the bread

and bread without water is a brick

[lusty sonnet]

Munch on the brick

[slender rock]

ewwwwwwww

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1275962666116186237/IMG_20240821_183033_825.jpg?ex=66c87515&is=66c72395&hm=bf8fe2af3c37e05d7505402c4ab29a04c783d6acb29b6c763560e2fe4dfe5758&

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsu-gif-25384113

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1276033330260873276/20240618_080419.jpg?ex=66c8b6e5&is=66c76565&hm=203bf2af356dd1d7b381030580950f0c790e9e9522f906b1c4b1da1d637a8ac5&

[floral marten]

I cant look away wtf

[lusty sonnet]

­

[placid sail]

fun fact

[fresh rose]

Single celled organism

[placid sail]

despite what tinfoil hat people say, microwaving is the safest and most nutrition-preserving way of cooking

unfortunately, it produces no browning and therefore lame

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-jump-hop-gather-gif-3555184

[tidal trellis]

fascinating

[deep topaz]

forg

[potent hamlet]

''all quiet in the western front'' is just too good of a movie

the black and white movie and the newer movie

i love to think how world would've been if people took the movie more seriously and didnt trust their goverment

like, probably WW2 could've been avoided even

[final cedar]

gotta be 14 or this is bait

[potent hamlet]

it is bait lmao

fuck i get caught too quickly

[final cedar]

yeah right, backpaddle harder why don't you

[floral marten]

Pretzels on fire tonight

He roasted the tree harder than sarumans armies burning the ents earlier

[final cedar]

I never roasted tree

tree is solid, a real oak

[potent hamlet]

what if batman wasnt an orphan?

what if Joker wasnt a serial killer?

[glad carbon]

hi @deep topaz @placid sail @toxic sundial

[placid sail]

[glad carbon]

feeling better?

[placid sail]

the pain/itching subsided after some napping, so aside from a shard of tooth occasionally stabbing my tongue, we gucci

[stone blade]

@broken topaz ❤️

[floral marten]

extraction or crack?

[potent hamlet]

What if Barbara Gordon didnt get crippled in The Killing Joke?

I have to watch the killing joke tbh

[stone blade]

Who will be the batman to my joker

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

<3 haiii

[placid sail]

the tooth was hollowed out a good while ago, and the ceramic filling in the middle was removed to cure the inflamed for no fucking reason root canal, so the outer remaining part of a tooth remains and its geometry is for some reason like a dagger that sometimes scrapes against the tongue

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2enPRFda84VE2wtI8c86Uf?si=d85fb3a65d1446f1 us

[broken topaz]

wont open for me

for some reason

[stone blade]

DA BLYA

@broken topaz Nahui dolboeb jebt tvoi mat spotify blya idi nahui

[floral marten]

Fuuuuck me, feels like diamond tips once its like that. Root canal pain can go to hell.

[placid sail]

and there was no reason for the root canal to inflame because it was treated and its never removed couple years ago

[floral marten]

Some people i know have had extractions before, then implants put back in.. but the pain and adjusting to it is a sob, but you get bite back.

[placid sail]

so just random painful adventure for me

[dreamy flax]

:flag_en: Unknown (Unknown)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Nahui dolboeb jebt tvoi mat spotify blya idi nahui

[floral marten]

I feel for you, thats a deepass fucking pain.

[placid sail]

ivanko expressed his deep disdain towards spotify

[gleaming grove]

im tired

[floral marten]

Crunched co-codamols on my wisdom tooth directly when feeling that.

[tidal trellis]

what he say

[storm stream]

I think Ive heard those words b4

[floral marten]

Look on the bright side tho, at least you dont file down your teeth for those wierd ass fake turkish veneers

[placid sail]

uuuuhhh

about that h-haha

[floral marten]

Bruh say it aint so!

[placid sail]

listen man

[stone blade]

ehmm

I said

[placid sail]

I've got fluorosis from very early age. my front teeth had an ugly yellow spots on them that are not removable by any sort of whitening or polishing

[stone blade]

its ok dw about it

[narrow sorrel]

busy actually has Tekashi 6ix9ine grills

[tidal trellis]

...riiight

[placid sail]

it's either veneers for me or being a person with cringe aah smile for the rest of my life

[tidal trellis]

but now I wanna know

[floral marten]

Ayo thats legit tho.

[narrow sorrel]

bro really be carrying a knife on his back

[placid sail]

I'm currently finishing installing said veneers, so it was fun to get that delayed because of root canal pain

[storm stream]

but do you ever smile?

[floral marten]

And those fake ass veneers file down healthy teeth to stubs then cap em with shitty veneers.

[stone blade]

Yes yes

[floral marten]

you'll feel like a million bucks when finished tho

[placid sail]

destroying totally healthy teeth for veneers is indeed cringe, I was hesitant to file down even my ugly ones honestly

[stone blade]

@placid sail dinahu

[glad carbon]

are they good atleast

[placid sail]

письку соси пес

[glad carbon]

or blocky pure white lego brick teeth

[stone blade]

ehehehe

[floral marten]

dont proper veneers make moulds to the shape of your teeth or smth

[glad carbon]

they also color match ur teeth

so theyre not porcelain white

[placid sail]

not that often, due to a decade or so of peers bullying me for them looking ugly and people sometimes reasonably going "ew"

so maybe I will try that when it's done

[narrow sorrel]

bro got bullied for teef yellow

[floral marten]

smoking tailor mades vs rollups too is a huge difference

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 people bully busy for fake teef

[floral marten]

rollups definately make your teeth yellow as fuck, so its off to scale and clean every month or so

[placid sail]

my dentist went full perfectionist on my ass and was very meticulously choosing the coloring to match

[floral marten]

thats based. worth their weight in gold

[glad carbon]

nice

[placid sail]

reasonably so, cos that shit ain't cheap here

[storm stream]

@glad carbon hi

[floral marten]

aint cheap in aus either

[glad carbon]

hope you enjoy ur new teeth mr busy :D

[glad carbon]

[narrow sorrel]

everything is cheap in mordor no? Except for microchips

[floral marten]

even with dental insurance, but veneers aint covered under most policies as cosmetics

[placid sail]

yeah cosmetics aren't covered here either

[storm stream]

REAL, mr Quiche

[floral marten]

British are fucked up, they have the NHS yet cant get on a list for any dentist

Pay your fucking taxes and dont even get to use the services.

[placid sail]

4 veneers costed me approximately 140 000 rubles

[fresh rose]

I will take heroin and cocaine and nothing else

[placid sail]

which is a cost of a high end pc

... well actually my newly built pc is 180k, so maybe not

[floral marten]

398711.92 roubles roughly for good veneers in aus

[dreamy flax]

140,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 1,378.570843 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[narrow sorrel]

[ancient lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[glad carbon]

hiii @fallow trellis

[placid sail]

is it cheaper for you

[glad carbon]

[ancient lynx]

funny that ted mentioned this exactly

[floral marten]

bro veneers for 1.5k USD?

oh you just converted rubles ofc

[narrow sorrel]

full set busy?

[placid sail]

no, just four of them

ideally I would have reinforced the whole front row, not just for looks, but for the health of them, too

but I ain't shoveling that much dough yet

[lusty sonnet]

yet

[placid sail]

I wanted to install brackets too but that shit costs like assassination attempt

maybe someday

[placid sail]

I'm trying to be optimistic ok

[storm stream]

Braces, you mean?

[placid sail]

ye ye braces

[narrow sorrel]

...500 to 3k for one

[placid sail]

[narrow sorrel]

what kind did you get?

[placid sail]

uhhhh

[floral marten]

This shit goes through me holy fuck

[placid sail]

that is a good question, random brainfarter

[narrow sorrel]

I was gonna say "hell no lmao"

[tidal trellis]

thats terrible

[floral marten]

bro thats turkey teeth client.

[narrow sorrel]

I was gonna roast you for saying they were expensive

[floral marten]

Imagine filing down your healthy teeth to cap on some crappy ass white blocks which will clunk and feel like rocks in your mouth

[placid sail]

I was also lucky to have a dentist who is a firm believer in leaving as much living tissue as possible, so my 4 upper teeth are looking similarly filed right, but not that severely

[storm stream]

"buthy"

[tidal trellis]

eugh

[placid sail]

the irony of americans bullying bri'ish for crooked teeth

and having prices like that

[ruby minnow]

revenge will be taken on the west

[narrow sorrel]

braces/brackets are different I think

[ruby minnow]

we will destroy their hair

their teeth

and finally their empire

[narrow sorrel]

actually uh

[placid sail]

check what's your price on braces is, maybe I'll give you a visit

[floral marten]

50% of americans are clinically obese now.

[glad carbon]

toothsy

[narrow sorrel]

do you still mostly use traditional orthodontics in Russia?

[broken topaz]

Hello @glad carbon

❤️

[placid sail]

also chat, while we're on topic and you jest at buthy

[glad carbon]

hi stinky

[placid sail]

if you ever have kids (yes I am optimistic)

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1276286988504399925/8f97e662b20f463093d36957b99d4397.mov?ex=66c8fa62&is=66c7a8e2&hm=fbae9e59023676ef9f6a2fb5ca3b969fe96d17365cdb9b2d6cea79d2df260d81&

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921112275434229781/1082255489716473877/2.gif

[placid sail]

check the fluorine in the local water

don't let your kids have the same fate as mine

[glad carbon]

floruine good for teef

[narrow sorrel]

3k to 7k @placid sail

a little more for linguals (this seems more painful wtf)

[glad carbon]

didnt most modern countries put flourine in water supplies because its the easiest and cheapest way to help prevent tooth decay

[spare cosmos]

Another lie by Big Fluoride

[placid sail]

too much is not, fluorosis is 100% endemic disorder (I grew up in a village with water made seemingly out of pure floruine)

[narrow sorrel]

I think I had fluoride supplements when I was super younger

[glad carbon]

too much water is bad for you

[ancient lynx]

"Our society tends to regard as a "sickness" any mode of thought or behavior that is inconvenient for the system, and this is plausible because when an individual doesn't fit into the system it causes pain to the individual as well as problems for the system. Thus the manipulation of an individual to adjust him to the system is seen as a "cure" for a "sickness" and therefore as good."

[narrow sorrel]

@placid sail your price for orthodontics?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drag-come-here-comehere-gif-21771860

[ancient lynx]

"many or most primitive societies have a low crime rate in comparison with that of our society, even though they have neither high-tech methods of child-rearing nor harsh systems of punishment. Since there is no reason to suppose that more modern men than primitive men have innate predatory tendencies, the high crime rate of our society must be due to the pressures thatmodern conditions put on people, to which many cannot or will not adjust. Thus a treatment designed to remove potential criminal tendencies is at least in part a way of re-engineering people so that they suit the requirements of the system."

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[narrow sorrel]

oh, do russians have invisalign?

[spare cosmos]

What is bro blabbing about

[placid sail]

last time I asked, the dentist said the price for braces is 300k rubles which is around 3k bucks on a good day

but it could be more now

[narrow sorrel]

it depends on how bad ya teef are

[uncut yew]

DSM-5 be like

[ancient lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[placid sail]

yes but that shit is probably even more expensive

[spare cosmos]

Grow new teef.

[ancient lynx]

my actual reaction to this comment

[narrow sorrel]

cant, need to reposition the teef slot

not a teef bad

teef gud
but teef mispositioned like your entire league of legends team

[ruby minnow]

don't you need like

the rail thing

for that

[spare cosmos]

[ancient lynx]

We live in a society

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, unless you invisalign

[placid sail]

some japanese scientists are already on it, apparently, but it's not there yet, and it's probably gonna cost a shitton for a good while

[narrow sorrel]

simply dont fail to adapt

[ancient lynx]

Crazy some dude that went into solitary more than 25 years back predicted the modern system and its problems without seeing them

[spare cosmos]

Very cool

[ancient lynx]

Dude described twitter users without twitter existing

[ancient lynx]

Why would you

[placid sail]

it's either the thin wire in front of your teeth, or one behind them, or a plastic thingy you put on your teeth

[ancient lynx]

So you can not experience self actualization?

being a cog in a machine isn't suitable for a person with aspirations it is for a person content with any form of life that isn't different than a drone for a hive

[narrow sorrel]

~~the need for self-actualization is evolutionarily non-competitive due to changes in the environment ~~

[fallow trellis]

shut up

[final cedar]

how about you self actualize these nuts

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[ancient lynx]

Inb4 the system can't support you and you die

[narrow sorrel]

Also a possible outcome good point

[ancient lynx]

Hmm yes today I will support modern society in spite of lower buying power, statistically increasing depression, genetic and hereditary diseases that have exponentially increased in 30 years

What do you mean depression is an issue just take drugs loll

[ruby minnow]

this is a discord

for stalker mod

this is a channel

for memes

[narrow sorrel]

I guarantee most of the server would have not made it past the age of 10 otherwise

[ruby minnow]

go make your big brain talk somewhere else

[floral marten]

Sure bill gates told me to eat bugs. I'll listen to the rich man and not consume red meat

[ancient lynx]

I seek people of thought where I want them drone

[narrow sorrel]

imagine if the microsoft made a chip that actually worked

[ancient lynx]

Red meat is dangerous!!

[narrow sorrel]

(they lost that technology at least 10 years ago)

[ancient lynx]

its totally not because we inject cows with every hormone known to man

cows are just evil

[fallow trellis]

women fear me

[floral marten]

unless bill gates is personally out in the bush injecting roos with hormones i think we good

[narrow sorrel]

How else do you think the sovereign of the commonwealth controls the penal colony!?

[placid sail]

no no, in down under, it's the local coal magnate who's injecting roos, not gates

[floral marten]

Good one

[floral marten]

Woodside energy share prices have been doing well recently

[uncut yew]

We should give people who work for (and invested in or get paid by) the specialized pharmaceutical companies that sell pills for specific mental illnesses the tools to dictate when a person is considered sick, instead of giving that same chance to the people in charge of treatment - American Psychiatric Association

Fun fact: The DSM standard for diagnosing mental illness was written by people of whom 60% had a direct financial conflict of interest with their work.

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis clear sky is offically

canon

and within the stalker 2 uni

[final cedar]

ofc it's canon

[green schooner]

it is

[tidal trellis]

I mean...yeah???

[green schooner]

Scar is in stalker 2

[tidal trellis]

why wouldn't it be????????????

[placid sail]

wait why clear sky wouldn't be canon

[green schooner]

idk i remember argument saying

cop and clear sky

was just a spin off

[tidal trellis]

lol they're retards then lol

[green schooner]

i forgor

[placid sail]

it's a game trilogy

[tidal trellis]

I only watched my friend half play clear sky and even I know its canon cause it leads to SoC

[placid sail]

scar literally chases strelok

[tidal trellis]

events of that literally lead up to it

[placid sail]

it's like randomly going star wars episode 5 is a spin-off

[floral marten]

i cried in awe when scar flopped his giant cock out and said "I am the c-con"

[tidal trellis]

and you see met strider and his freed group of monolith and then you later see strider in s2 trailer so whoever is saying that is dumb lol

[tidal trellis]

Also as what??? a corpse???