#🎪bruh-fart
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no
it's japanese
that's French
ALOOOO
Finished it, the (un)official brainfart list of fruity-ness
ivan still isnt there bro, you havent finished shit
Put me on the bottom I'm strictly straight not just "pretty" straight
ok now I just want to move you higher
bro what the fuck
strigoi being on pretty straight is a lie
ok shane dawson
How the fuck do I get placed higher than strigoi
Boypussy magnet maybe

you gae
confirmed
not just horny anime posting like strigoi
Says the top gae
don't crop this and send to mods
why am I on that list still
I'm not mad
I'm so straight I'm only attracted to my partner, not other women
THERE, list is done, all complaints shall be directed at a brick wall
I just wanna talk
bottom*
Fuck you
Cocksucker
ruined
blocked

Jizzguzzler
get fucked
fuck me yourself
idk
feels like they bang Finland so much they gave them special treatment
I'm a tad fruity how about I'll fuck you instead
I wish I could go back in time and tell my prior self to put you at the top of the list after you said this 
what's up cockguzzler the 3rd
Bribery
hi vietnamese twink
falco shouldnt be there, thats teds tier and spacezoros tier
he doesnt belong there
I'd definitely put a vote towards getting Zoro in that tier
RAAAH IM GONNA CUM
it looks so good
cum delivery
Cumming to another man's hands is kinda fruity
that's why I'm in thug hunter tier fucktard
Nah
You're no thug hunter
Got disco Elysium
You're the thug that's getting hunted
Giving it a try tom or row
move this man to the cum guzzler tier right now
You got bromo?
I bet you don't
What's that
cum guzzler game
Storyteller game about depression and addiction, whiteboy classic
There's also another game I've been recommended
But it's a play on an alt account kinda game

clearly since you just asked me what it was moments prior 
No I didn't
I asked nota
Not you
Speaking of addiction, they don't sell alcohol past midnight at the local gas station so I'm out of twea
I don't suffer from depression nor addiction so I don't think I'll check it out
Idk kinda skeptical, guy who recommended disco Elysium to me also way over hyped dreg
You should play paper please
dredge?
dredge good
played it for a day n a half straight
finished the entire thing in one go
never played it since
anime fans 
Arent they the same
sir yes sir
Yeah that
It was maybe just ok
Definitely not like a bad game
But not good either
where is charon
if you aint a fishing enthusiast you aint gonna like dredge
Dead
i dont like fishing
i like dredge
its fishing but you got cool evil critters
what do u do in dredge?
fishing + minecraft music
out of where?
get king crabs and stuff
the water
seems like your fishing the metal and wooden scrap out of the water to me
no thats salvaging you silly little man
just take the part that doesnt yap
quirked up fella
dont be like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTYfjxPArBI bro theres even more footage on igns channel
We played Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, and it certainly feels like the sequel is operating at a higher level amid the busy streets of Kuttenberg. If what we played is reflective of the KCD2's 100+ hour total, then it could end up being something rather special indeed. Previewed by Rick Lane.
I feel like I'm being spoiled with how much info of kc2 we are getting

you're welcome 
same combat system is very dissapointing
i get that melee combat systems are very hard to make but mount and blade is somehow better than kcd
Same as in not polished?
same as in "throw the entire thing out"
I personally disagree, I think kcd has a decent melee system, my biggest issue was the master strikes but they have been reworked so I'm content, but the hard part of making the melee system is they have to make it fun while still incorporating and representing realistic swordplay
kcd has the worst combat of any game ever and that is not hyperbole
skill issue
They didn't fixed anything then, it's the same shit 
sugma
its extremely easy
it's been polished a lot, he just wants the entire system gone
its literally impossible to get hit if you know how master strikes work
which is why I'm glad they have reworked them to be a lot less of a "win" button
other than master strikes I think the system is pretty good
the big problem is that the AI can master strike you meaning that theres literally no reason to attack otherwise you could potentially die
which is even funnier because master strikes usually deal more damage than regular attacks
the real funny part is that different master strikes deal different damage and theres one for 1h weapon and shields that 1 shots most enemies
Ah good then, I'm happy with that
I'm watching the video now, it's basically the first game part 2
About the combat system
Yes it's shit, but, you really just need to train with Sir Robard (was it Robard?) and you're literally God, it's that easy
yes thats the issue
you press one button and s key until the enemy just gives up
actually engaging with the mechanics gets you killed
Also because you get to a point where you swim in gold, you have the best stuff around and your in-game skill (I mean the number) is high enough to bash anyone
And also also, the mace is overpowered, just grab the best one and you're God 2
skullcracker perk
like I said, that's why i'm glad they reworked it, they took after a mod they were inspired by to basically make you have to also match the direction they were attacks, which can only really be done pre-emptively, same the other way around too, making them only really applicable on an opponent that's being sloppy with their fighting
any weapon with high thrust is good because the master strikes that target the head will just kill them
I had to tweak the files so curved swords didn't hit like wet noodles
I was waiting for this comment

https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/651 a lot of the changes are inspired by this mod, if you want to generally know how combat will be in kc2 boot up a save with this mod and go train and you will see how much better it is
the curved swords or the tweaking the files?
Both
Real men train Henry in Skallitz , by the time Cumans Attack , Henry is God of Combat
I will use it in my playthrough since I lost the damn save file again
Real
this mod just makes 1v1 5 percent harder and 1vX's impossible
brother, you lose save files left and right. That ain't stopping you
Yes but the damn game is long 
finish your backlog
it is better but its still very bad
you should, master strikes actually feel really good with this mod since both you and the ai can avoid them, they become a way to take advantage of a mistake your opponent made rather than a way to punish attacking
I want to install Linux as well, my mind can't stop for a second
good for you buddy 👍
remember: rm -rf / *
glad you have such passion and fervor for the games combat 🥰
I will at least finish AW2 and RDR2 before doing anything, the rest can wait, my Windows install is stable enough, I don't want to tinker with Linux yet
also a rip that you cant use the best looking sabre in the game because they didn't give it a location to spawn
i dont understand why people are so defensive about kcd's combat, they admit its terrible and bad but they still get mad at you for saying it should be removed
falco did you see the tier list I made for brainfart
?
mount and blade system for a game thats like 90 percent walking is fine lol
hm yes Alpha Wars 2, hit game that features Alan Wake
Metro fruity is insane
Iedy is the peak straight male
Usagi as well
Me and Ted are obviously in the right spot
fluffing your own ego fr
We admit it's flawed but we still enjoy what it is at it's core 
metro had a lain pfp for a few months, which brought him up a tier or two
a good chunk of the people on the list were lower initially but got brought up after bitching they were too high
Are you in the tier list?
That's what I thought
cough cough delightful and cup cough cough
I don't need to be
safer that way
At least he's not in the metal gear graveyard one yet
The what now ahahaha
I think the list has grown, needs updated
I want to see it now
you have a graveyard for all the banned people?
No
shush talking to Nota
small graveyard

Neither was ocean, but they are still the fallen
Naaah the dude under Madirex left?
Ocean left? Huh
who the fuck is Ocean
in what sense under ?
In the sense watch the damn video
just wait until later in the vid, he REALLY becomes henry the hungry
||I didn't make it btw I would never include queenie fuck that dude||
ah i see
what i dont see is gtanil
vans peebls
those were legends
Alice
Stella left
Deleted her whole acc actually
One of the only real women altho red flagged to hell
Still stand by the fact half of them don't deserve to be remembered and the other half are genuinely forgotten
Agreed, I only personally remember Ocean and Atrox because I talked with them from time to time
The rest is meh
:3
It's nearly payday
YOOO
We got the bodycam footage finally
In today's body camera video, we're covering the arrest of Chris Chan.
We're a news agency committed to delivering factual information about police procedures and local news events. This video aims to educate the public without bias. Our goal is to empower viewers with a clear understanding of what's happening in their communities.
Old
@fading shuttle your at the top and I’m not
How the tides have changed
now me personally I would never get get banned, I'm well behaved..... apart from that one time I got warned and exiled for talking about Sidorovitch's cock and balls in stalker chat
...
Literally released 3 days ago
Ever since Daniel Larson got put away no other freak has filled that same hole
didn't knew Falco's name was Chris Chan
Idk why but I always got such a kick out of danderson
I'm only at the top cus Finland doesn't like me, shrimple as that
He put me there out of spite
The crown fits you like a glove
im at the top because finland loves me
That's not Falco. Trust me. Falco would have wiped those law enforcement officials from the face of the Earth. Their continued existence is testament to this fact.
Falco would trip and spaghetti would fall from his pockets if he tried to do anything against the cops
I appreciate it but I would prefer to keep our relationship as munt buddies and nothing more
Ban this man on the spot
What
I beg for mercy. On my knees lords
This is the first release of the bodycam falco, were you there, how is it old
aight, it's 4:33, I need sleep, gn brainfart
Falco when he encounters a person attempting to extort him. (He can time travel and went to cyberpunk city for some groceries.)
Im sorry, can you watch it recorded? Also- what is?
Shit game 
so shit ill play it at day 1
stalker 2 or kcd 2 hard choice
stalker 2 obv
if stalker 2 delays it till february
2025 isn't even a choice I'll just play wilds all year
Stalker 2 ^^
Gn, I will be awake all night : )
Gn gn
get your gooning hands off me



go to bed
Me prob not gonna be poor until Stalker 2
Even then thats just gonna cost me 3 hours of work
imagine how funny it will be if stalker 2 has microtransactions
Already getting ready for next month crying cus "MAH GAME DON WORK"
There already is I believe
I mean technically if u buy more expensive package u get more bonus in game stuff
I meant ingame purchases
Well
Then say it's recycled, old means something completely different old man
There was an NFT going on
$0.99 for more ammo or shit like this
I gave up on trying to understand what young people think and want
same energy
This game is not even out
pretty sure whatever concords audience was supposed to be has jumped to the deadlock closed test
yes it is?, they digital deluxe bullshit allows you to play the game ahead of release
the fact it has 0 players already shows how little interest there is
Slop
Small update to my situation I'm staying at one of my friends places for about 2 weeks and Ive got a job interview for some holiday retail shifts Monday coming up wont be talking much if at all since I've only got 2gb of data
More internet than flops router

what he do?

MY DAY LITERALLY JUST STARTED ALEX
hello there 
I haven't even ate!
Hello Delight 
Hi twink
Your on the gae leaderboard
Enjoy twinkie winkie da dinky
no thats you, I'm straight
I’m not even on it
says the guy who literally has a bf, alright pal 
The leaderboard doesn’t lie
true.
brug...
The accusations are true
It is
nuh uh
anyone willing to ship me a GPU? I'm willing to pay the shipment costs, unless you're american
wait 5-10 business days
how much

what? you dont like stonetoss? 
oh wow

You implyin' you like him?
hello Dry 
Ello

Stonetoss is the modern day cheesy political caricature equivalent
he is racist, ofcourse i like him
pebblethrow
Rockfling
you're getting there 
correct
This is ledy
not me pal
that's not even stonetoss no?
i would fuck this character
thats prolly alex or iedy
diff art style completely
Nothing prevents him from replicating it
flop embracing the gae
!lvlup
wrong chat brother
where
#🤖bot-commands
is right there
chinese flavor
they'll figure it out
taste the phone numbers
Your so gae
Osaka
@grizzled meadow
Claims are not factual
konichiwa to u too 
lo
What
nihao
bonjour
Relax demotwink
no
my bad g I was in there
So my pc decides to become nuclear power plant
?
the 3rd zone incident but its in charons room
you fucked up the sentence charon
delight's pic, is you mr spaghetti
L
yo why you sharing my location?
i live there too wdym
Nice kitty
same type of person to share their credit card information when sleepy too
whats your social security number
Didn't you say you'd do that flop
claims are not factual, and I'm straight
I retain enough IQ even when sleepy 
If i'll share my home location are you willing to ship me my gpu?
I don’t
to much alcohol and every other thing inside of my body
wait your 10-20 buisness days or you're never getting it
ok fien
like dick?
homo
that's what they all say
you are both in america
something something @narrow lotus is not qualified something
The lines blur
I'm having to use my computer to watch and chat
I've given up on my phone
piece of shit does not charge
unfortunate
better than polish
no it isn’t
straight up garbage
even flop says
nah Flop is chill
I did not
fuck
do not
Brain isn’t working
Dumbass
I will brain you surrae
go to sleep before you drool the remains of what you have left
no
can u dm me to not come to school that day, pls?
I won’t
then go do things attention whore I'm talking to charon
don’t be mean to my bestie..,,
there is nothing to do until i get my breakfast, nerd
he doesn't mind it
(and channel I'm waiting on is empty rn so..)
Monster + cigarettes
all you need
I have 8 c4’s in my mini fridge rn
I’m boutta blow
I have 8 c4s in my fridge but the country has no monsters
caffeine fiend
thats you and surrae
yea
I don't drink monster
and?
weaponize ur autism
I’m the same retard who mixes energy drinks with alcohol
I don’t like monster or caffeine, just cocaine
JB or Jaeger with Monster hits differently
usually I do jaeger with bang or c4
or jack with c4
or all 3 once I’m a couple in
Rizz
uhhh
depends
Currently nothing cause I drank it all
but usually
a entire bottle of jaeger
that's what
Half a bottle of jack Daniel’s whiskey
500ml?
ur baiting
1 and a half
no
as a Romanian i can confirm this is a sunny day in Transylvania
One sip
I’m not that’s the bad thing
what happened man
i don't think that's reasonable
Avoid beer and usually u are already good
thanks Flop
how old charon
He didn't just tell me that
Flop doesn't understand how liver damage works
about to turn 18 in a couple months
18???
welcome
ah explains, young liver
what the fuck
What traumatic events does to a man

I thought you were in your 20s
started my drinking career at 16 and until 20 i was a tank
Flop is older than you
i drank like an animal
classic Discord
no I just have a mind of a older person
sure
but it feels horrible
First time i got drunk , we went with school to a translation contest in another city and we stayed overnight , i was 10th grade , but the older kids bought drinks and shit and i drank Vodka like water
I got destroyed
My first time was different
maturity from a young age is a curse to the child but not the parents
i been there
yea but I grew up around 11-13
Life said fuck it
same
We ball
then in 11th grade i was the one that gave vodka to the 10th graders
My first drinking was before my brother shipped off to basic training me and him just shared a entire bottle of jack together and talked
wait, chudjak is falco?
Very different
My life changed drastically when I saw someone get got when I was 8
Middle East experience
yes
@pastel quartz
sounds about right
Atleast lessen it
I guess to measure how much you're drinking in your bodyweight
idk how to word it but you get what I mean
yes
well, not that simple it seems
i never understood how it isnt
thats like, a big middle finger to literally anybody using anything unhealthy or excessive to cope with stuff, "just stop it"
Healthy people be like
Just stop being addicted/mentally ill/depressed it's that simple
i mean i did just that
just don’t be homeless
worked out well for me
drank often 1 day just stopped and i havent touched it since
it's not like beating your shit where you can just go 'nah' and stop
Yeah but I don’t have that
i personally cant understand it even thugh i know its dependent on the person
I mean you don't even get the urge to? maybe I don't know about alcohol as much as I thought
mind that I never touched a substance in my life
How to beat porn addiction
Find an actual hobby
not the only thing either
havent touched soda for months
this is true

my wife
He doesn't know
i do know
Strongest Russian Soldier
we lost bro
I can fix him
nobody is fixing me
yeah but I don’t care enough
(He will end up reporting you to the FSB)
swag
get myself a good night AND join the fsb? thats a steal!
either way as I see it 2-3 more years and I can buy it myself
and either way I’ll be occupied in life
by that time
you plan on going to the army around then no?
ye
I see
Me getting stationed in Germany
Das drinken:
alo
alcoholism really do be an unseen issue in some parts, know a good deal of friends suffering from it
Its them
Raging alcoholism in flesh
its the guy
it's the fact that it's culture in most places
to drink, that is
hard facts
"let's go out"
they drink like a few beer and a few glasses of wine each
"time for dessert"
irish coffee
do that a few times a week and you're good on your way to an alcohol problem
Mmm crack
yeah it's insane to me when I had western friends in malaysia and they would almost always drink when we go out and I'm just there
Few times a week?
party days are usual Monday till Thursday here as most go sober up over the weekend
that changes to Thursday till Saturday when there's a holiday
designated driver :)
me realizing the side of the road you drive in is reversed:
i hate driving on the left
right*
Rather
Greeks wondering why they are bankrupt
the drivers wheel is always on the right in Malaysia but in the other countries I've been in it's on the left
that's the thing, I ain't Greek. This is a whole other problem 
alternating gets confusing quick
no I just fell asleep
back in my uni days, I had a friend come up to me on a Tuesday morning asking for cash. Man spent 250 euros in a single evening on alcohol and parties
How
U gave him 250??? Where do you live
New pfp what the heeelll
charon new pfp???
I didn't, that was his allowance. I gave him some food
he just drank up his entire allowance for the week and start of the semester
P!who
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who
That sounds like people in my country, you happen to be from baltics or?
Polish game
luckily I'm not
I have a bad habit
sleep at 4
Wake up at 7
Fall back asleep
wake up at 10
repeat
yikes
When shcool comes around which is next week
I’m cooked
my schedule is peak
I have earth space and science first period with everyone’s beloved teacher (a kind roid head dating some African lady)
In finland if you don’t drink it’s concidered as ”wierd” but our wholw stereotype is sauna vodka and suicide
You forgot my summer car
Finnish culture do be weird in general aye
don't forget lapland as well
Peripeteia okay
We ARE wierd in general
The only time we’re actually are social is when we’re drunk
yes
my bf forces me to watch it
cause he cooms about every polish game made
Cringo
wierd
Wired
he would just kill you
ahhhhhh wiiiiiiiire
he already capped some Belarusian at the border
When he was enlisted
I don’t think much would change
Polish people always make janky ass games that are decent/good
idk
they are weird fellas
yes
cause it’s not my personality
He's border guard?
He was
then got discharged cause of a tattoo
now he’s in the reserves
I’m not sure about being fully border guard due to him being a RTO
aren't you one?
he’s done a lot of other things so not sure
But polish people are amazing, I love poland
what does that mean
no
Im building a cage for you to fight in
@tidal trellis Gn twink I’ll be awake in about
he lifts, i don't
4-6 hours
I need a handicap
joe rippa
I lift too
What’s wrong with poland???
You're gonna drive me insane I swear to god but otherwise, sleep well ig
femboys
Poles
I’m gonna sleep like shit
It's okay, I have a foot injury
I love femboys
We are on equal terms
you polish?
Get well soon nonetheless 🤝
No, finnish
kill yourse
PFFT
You're worse than flop rn
whats that supposed to mean
Kys too
polish clenot
Keep yourself sane
make peace
Can I get a hug
Looks like a normal finnish conversation to me
twoj stary?
Kaikki hyvin suomessa?
Ei
I'm emotionally unavailable no
Minä haluan tappaa itteni
kiitos
…yes
Smelly bog resident
how wholesome
is
Freedom brothers where y at?
ded
Fentposing
Fucking off yourself
people who want to do things thats already been done just do it for the self-gratification
like paying taxes
someone already did that

YOU WANNA TRY ME BITCH
I WILL FUCKING DO IT
Fuck yeah freedom 
Twinkdom
ty Bodgan, appreciate it
Doodly
nope
Fellow math hater 
Math is useless anyway like dear math SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS smth
Math is useless mfs using their phones to tell that to people on the entire globe
Go back to licking stones
And hunting mammoths
Fuck me Im losing braincells
I want to say something real bad but I don't care enough or have energy enough to do so
i hear you
but what you really mean is you dont like how you were treated in school
because there was math in school
And yet you used that energy for this shitty message
@tidal trellis hallo
Greetings.
I do not, I used to exercise, just mainly for the good of my body but after some pains and stuff and a thing with my lung, I'm worried to get back into it
the guy above me is lying
He's a Gym rat
hello chat
I used to do stuff like skips, pushups and whatnot, was alright
time to rerepost
What about pull ups?
I'd do them but I do not trust pull up bars
Is the pull up bar installed in your home?
I have none, one would need to be installed
wood doorframes suck at handling weight i guess
exact reason I don't trust pull up bars
Despite being able to squat 170 easily
Cus i use one exactly like that
I'd like to be more lean
My door hasnt exploded yet
how did you attached the bar
interesting
I don't use it a lot tho, like literally once a week
i don't do it at all after breaking my elbow
i feel like my elbow will shatter again when i try
I think I'll shove a metal rod into a wall
it will rip through the wall with your weight if its a drywall
embed moment
Supirior brick house moment
hell yeah
who gives a shit? i do
and when i do
the shit floats in water

i think you need a better diet
Fear limits your potential
I have potential?
Ofc you do
a top would be happy with you
your corpse would do the work just fine too
threatening people over the internet
just like one of the many bone filled campfires in the zone
so sad
Ares noo
Human body burns horribly
you're one of the bone filled stalkers, i've heard

many bones been in ya
c'mon it's tradition
I have 206 bones, yes
if they put you on a pan how hard do you think it'd sizzle
idk how
flop finds a way to always make the most exploitable statement
everytime
its like he knows
you ever seen those videos of like hot oil being poured on pork skin and it bubbles up and shit and it's just unnerving

I really don't
that's potential tbf
You are not getting any energy from the body this way
