#πͺbruh-fart
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thats kinda obv
I mean this is a specific kind of retarded
well yeah that one smells like paint thinner
@broken topaz @flint jacinth β€οΈ

Apparently in RDR2 the last update they did they changed to a different function call for connectivity checking
And I'm not trans
and its causing keyboard inputs to be delayed
do Peach passion, mango loco, pacific punch
Start reading boy
That I'll buy bang
when you alt tab
ill believe it when i see it
why do you love me now
what we do
Rotfart?
like i can legit type out a whole message quickly, and watch it slowly get typed in to discord
hate rockstar?
its so bad
Rotshart
@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus please consider
Nothing
Gonna smell like shit
Already does
I have a clogged nose, sorry dawg
i hope they bury him face down
This dudes lore increased he was in a wheelchair
who is it?
lol
See what?
hes supposed to be dead 20 years
but he eats babies and sacrifices virgins
or smth
tortured in Hell for 1000 years
really think that's soros?
that doesnt narrow anything down bro
,,,,,,
it's david rockefeller you genius
you dont read much do you

He could be talking about the Clintons for all we know
fucking hippie
Feel like I'm floating shits good
theyre corpses
Human pancake
guilty
you think these guys die once they look like that?
I should get a role
you should get a role model
nah thats when they go immortalΔ
i swear to god
soros, rockefeller, barnes
you should get publicly executed
they just dont die
they tried
they change their skin suit and adopt a new identity
a lynching
Fuh
its almost like being rich means you have access to the best healthcare in the world
Rasputin had a massive dong
pretty much how she goes
you are not rasputin, you are a discord user
It's in a museum
its inappropriate but so do i
Is that so?
well not rasputin big
How many donuts can you fit on it?
ive always wanted to join the freemasons, exclusively because they fell out of vogue in the conspiracy theories
can fucker 
Who?
such a weird thing to admit
Who?
8 ringed donuts
Bro I was not this drunk a minute ago I haven't had a sip I feel like I'm peaking
Ringed donuts?
Fuck was in this bottle
we have different donuts here
All donuts have a hole
Donut holes have no holes
lidl donut
Why the fuck are they called donut holes then
We have these too
soundtrackj, your new nickname is Mephisto
I like jelly filled ones
Mmmm
PΔ
czki
Fix this shit
ill admit the 8th is just standing on it
No you have nothing and will be reduced to nothing
Seriously
hahah we say Packi
8 DONUTS

Wacki 
theyre barely 2 cm what
I think im ugly and everybody think I'm cute shit got me conflicted
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π 16.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 6.299in (inches)
who is "everybody"?
Xela is motherfucking broken
Everybody who is real and not a figment of my imagination like yall
It aint working shit
@final cedar you keep murdering the bot WTF
6 inches
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π 16.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 6.299in (inches)
Just wait till he breaks pancake bot
ill admit it only LOOKs big with 8 donuts on it HAAHAHAHAHA
fml
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6.5 is a stretch
It's 6.2999 inches
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Or 6.2
Y'all know when youre about to puke and your mouth fills with saliva to protect your teeth?
@eager igloo are we allowing him to diss our fucking comfort food?
that keeps happening and I keep refusing it
@dreamy flax bitch
What are you gonna do with the donuts now @flint jacinth
These are fucking awesome
ill eat them
its the only good donut imo
My only comfort food is shell noodle mac and cheese
After where they've been?
what's the best filling for these?

I shave mine into a nice heart

Have some class
its MY swamp
Hair on your donuts
GERROUDA MA SWAMP
Seriously dude
A jungle more like
are they about to fuck each other?
p!gerara
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I wouldnt fuck with a hairy donut
My guy is about to eat bushy donuts
Man, these porn intros are getting weirder every day
brother i dont swing that way
I know right
WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A DONUT
It looks like you 2 about to kiss without saying no homo
It's just a name
The good ones dont even have a hole
You're not supposed to nut in them
And the other ones are shit
The jelly hole
Ewww
You're a ginger?
Why does that donut have ginger hair
I prefer blueberry
vanilla
Ewwwwwwwwe
Marmelade is the best
Ew
is that saffron
That's too much
But that image is from google
Too damn much
get that off my screen
caramel string
same difference
Bro i wouldn't eat that for a million rubles
Iedy bout to lockdown this shit
I would eat that for like 500 bucks
did you think im gonna sprinkle my own pubes on it??
im not an ape
i groom myself
XD
So he can eat both donuts in peace
I wouldn't eat that for a billion reichmarks
I ment the donut pic i posted
It aint mine
OH
they are not THAT hard to make
you should try your hand at it
Do you Ice yourself?
They arent
He gets groomed
do i what myself?
Ice
wtf is ice
What does it even mean
Do you Ice yourself
I don't understand why would you have a donut when you could've made waffles of pancakes
Couldn't find anything on Ice yourself
thats slang for suicide
π Icing ( | 'aΙͺsΙͺΕ )
- (ice hockey) the act of shooting the puck from within your own defensive area the length of the rink beyond the opponent's goal
- A flavored sugar topping used to coat and decorate cakes
- The formation of frost or ice on a surface
or murder
Bro doesn't gwashau and beltmax
Oh he is shooting his balls with a hockey stick
THESE ARE NOT REAL WORDS
Thats icing
DIE
You apply ice after you're done shaving and then apply after shave
hot towel
bro doesn't even jelqmaxx
Or cream
Falco should teach him
no creams no foams
And then ice
straight razor
dude using bic razors in the year 2024
I use oil and cream
They are unstoppable
i use a straight razor so if i ice it imma cut myself for sure
I use a branding iron to shave
After you're done shaving
And so do I
i barely grow ANY facial hair so i can use it on myself
dad never taught you to use a single blade?
Iedy is doing a homelander impression 
REAL
It went from real life struggles to flurries to whatever it is now
GOTHIC
fr that's a skill issue
why is juice world on the cover
WHAT THE FUCK IS OLD CAMP 
glad i dont grow hair anywhere else but face and crotch
Cuz juice world is in it
Lucky
don't tell me this is after he's dead
from Gothic one, place where Ore Barons live
skinwalker spotted
I don't even know
Not professional but
Yes I am
New camp is better
Ive made lots of cash selling swamp weed to them
by the sleeper this zaza wack
It popped up in recommended and it's nice
They are chill
they retarded and i belong
Atleast they dont masturbate to gomez
If you're not profesionnal why go through the tedious process just to shave off 3% water resistance
dude i twitched rn
Catfishing
Me rn
i have salted caramel covered peanuts and japaleno & cheese peanuts
jala and cheese 
Jalapeno cheddar popcorn I'm eating rn
The nameless is such a fucking protagonist lmao
i farted in it
What the rock
your days are numbered
Bro went from an unknown prisoner to a dragon slayer
the voice actor in eng dub was amazing hahaah
TWICE
we dont talk about gothic 3
What the fuck does any of this mean
Didnt play that one
Elex either
Whats elex
i did
I love spf 60
recommend
Although it burns my eyes

When it melts
I gotta replay gothic 2
i cant recommend gothic 3 but i can recommend elex.
Gothic 3 is only worth if you wanna know what happens to the gang (milten gorn diego)
I gotta replay my childhood in a fentanyl overdose
Elex was my favorite RPG in last 10 years
I'm talking about sunscreen
but its a piranha bytes RPG
My favourite rpg was Lisa
so expect all piranha bytes bullshit
So, its gonna be a buggy mess?
Ctrl + W as attack button? 
eeh
naa bro you know the deal
cluncky combat
Oddworld was a good game
broken progressiopn
You can't tell me otherwise
cheesing enemies
"brother, you are too white, you must get a tan, the lighter shade of your skin is so ugly" - "My proud white boy self, showing of my obnoxious caucasian energy at a function of 99% tanned and darker skinned individuals"
no sane human would map this
Turrock 3 was a good game
says the weebs who cant play gothic with one hand
I understand now
Gothic?
IT WAS MADE TO BE PLAYED WITH ONE HAND
It was indeed clunky
too much for your zoomer mind to handle
classic ARPG from 2001
Elder scrolls if it wasnt fucking bad
You supposed to have your cock in the other hand or sum?
no, it was because mouse wasnt normal at the time
If you can multitask
second hand flips the turbo switch when there's a lot of mobs on screen
so control schemes were adapted to be covered by one hand
I can multitask
Go ahead then
No I'm not old
you will be
Cap
and ill laugh then
Is delight old?

86 if im correct
sounds about right
86?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_II:_Night_of_the_Raven
this is what you want
Gothic II: Night of the Raven (German: Gothic II: Die Nacht des Raben) is the expansion pack of the action role-playing video game Gothic II. It focuses on further enlarging the story already presented in the original Gothic II game by adding a world called "Jharkendar" and new attributes, items and weapons.
Upon its first release in 2003 the ga...
IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
2003 I was just born
ok... anyone here play DSA?
What
This image makes me want to puke idk why
dark eye?
this is triggering every signal in my brain to puke
The good old times
ye
Dont Starve Together Alone
I used to play flash games on some shit like this at my grandparents house
we played Little Fighters
when I was a little jitt
the entire dark eye saga is whack
The best flash games are intrusion 2 and plasma burst 2. Change my mind
no I played swords and sandles
SWOOOOORDS AND SAANDALS
15 people on one keyboard
GLADIAATOOOOR
Bro stop your gonna give me a nostalgia boner
What was that one 2d war game
where it was single lane just spawning shit in
age of war sum like that
flash game?
Where are the goths?
sacking rome
Im gonna buy the saga on steam and replay it, fuck
turbo made it run slower
No goth girls?
I wanna beat antares once again
Bro this shit
age of war suck dick
RAFT WARS
It was cool
spam space win game
Holy fuck
N the way of Ninja anyone?
I miss pig racer 3d
thank god it's nostalgia fart now, the homo erotic flirting was a bit too much 
I grew up watching the Yogscast playing Minecraft uberhaxornova seananners and Vanoss GTA and gmod
we can do a private sesh if you freeky
bruh I'm underage
Is that so
Wait you can admit that?
y'all gonna have to move to florida
I think you only need to be like 14 for a discord account
But brainfart is age restricted
i can say british cigarette there?
18+

Pornhub level age restriction

iedy, we are doing a nostalgia route now
"are you 18+" yes
King Goon entered chat
we can do a revival for him
Iedy if you didn't watch the Vanoss crew play GTA you fake as fuck
a throwback
delight is a mummified corpse
Cremated
Delight is cocaine-like
c-c-cocaine?!
Yes
Cocainer
weird way of saying hes awesome
Remember the south park episode when eric snorted kenny's ashes? Snort delight and become lithuanian
If black ops 1 isnt your favorite cod game your lame as fuck
I didnt play cod
1549
Sounds like a bad way to die
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sw8YKgBpobw
@solar obsidian @lyric horizon
fun
Did you play with sticks and rocks instead or sum?
ill listen to it laterβ’οΈ π
Bro if you didn't play little big planet you are fake as shit
Delight be playing stronghold crusader for nostalgia
that game suck dick
now THIS is based
I only saw it at a friend
Cant place that there, m'lord
Idk I was young so its prolly shit I just remember it being fun
The polish dub was so fucking good
I played flash games
actually only ever saw visuals and decided its ghey, no idea if it plays well hahaha. im a professional hater
I read polish hub
Bro I made big fucking penis rockets as a kid shit was fun
@eager igloo BRING THAT BACK RN
No idea what he says 
hes on our side now, power of dough compells him
Y'all what is the best noodle for Mac and cheese
RESPONSE BROKE
He blocked me i think
FUCKING PATIENCE
dude i have ZERO, you should know by now im as spastic as they get
I spend too much time with delight
What would that even be like
Just a bunch of People saying kurwa
Delight either spends hours typing in here or he sends a message and disappears for hours
Kurwism
And old babushkas going to church
Don't bring old people into this
Fuckin old people
Don't
I will
It's mean
I need to get into that will somehow
actually polish is one of the richest slavic languages to write in
look at the conjugations for verbs
or declensions
No just show me the one word
Theres more to it, but thats some beginning
Kurwa
THAT IS ONE WORD
The best one
Kurwa
Do you know how much variations there are to kurwa?
im just skimmin the top
Shit, i cant even say all of them
hungarian and polish are INSANY
Hungarian is fucking mad
hungarian has 15 declension
I wont learn that
I once travelled through slovakia with a hungarian map lmao
Might not even be swedish
HAVE FUN WITH HUNGARIAN
@zinc obsidian
Let the professional Swede tell us
you are right i think
It means like jerking your cock
i have a vague memory of being bullied by that joke
Ngl
by him
It sounds like runcar snoppen
The best comedy actor there fucking was is Louis De Funnes
Tell me the best 5
giving to whore
ZakurwiaΔ, wykurwiaΔ, kurwiΔ, przykurwiΔ, and classic kurwa
ROUGLY
Honorable mentions
DAMN THOSE ARE OUT OF THE BLUE
NakurwiaΔ
Top 5 greatest of all time Goku, Jeremy Wade, Hank Hill, Krillin, Ichigo
What do you mean by roughly
It means stealing, leaving the fuck out, fucking, fucking punching and fuck
im slovenian, so my declensions are far less EXPANSIVe
And its different depending on context, too
No directly translated swears from a different language make sense
isnt KurwiΔ like small little whore?
Kurwic
its pronounced like Kurwich
Dajem money kurwi
oh so just adding the Δ doesnt make it diminutive?
What's money ?
Nope
it changes the word meaning
I mean
oh shiut
Depends
In polish
Kurba kurwa?
What?
idk all I know about Poland is that swedes make memes calling them femboys
Anger issues
Dajem kurwica
Or just a fucking anger episode
if you say that to slovenian it means a small little whore
Kurwica
like tiny
I thought that was for Slovenia
If you have kurwica, you better calm the fuck down
it is
All of eu are femboys who fucking knows
all balkans call slovenians femboys
I havent seen one femboy in here
What do you mean by that lol
Maybe because I live in the most based voivodeship
@tidal trellis
Kurwica is a disease, an anger episode
Oh
You want to destroy every fucking thing
oh like a fit
I thought it meant tiny whore
Slovenian
Kurwica is slang
its a slavic languages
Not real
You wont see a doctor saying: "Sir, you have Kurwica."
slang is often not even close to being actual
youll get a kurwica if you wait for doctor too much
And do you want to hear something funny?
There are like 5 polish dialects
With different words and accent

How would you say angry tiny whore
oh dude, slovenia has 7 and 3 of them literally CANNOT UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER
and to foreigner sound like another language
LMAO
I only know GΓ³ralski (mountainese), because I am from the mountains
like if a Prekmurc talks to me
How would you say that lol
i am lost
same, i speak slovenian redneck
Idrian
I shit myself when I hear Kashubian
What's black in polish?
Its a...
Czarny
What's man in polish?
MΔΕΌczyzna, chΕop.
Εajdak, skurwiel, popierdolony chuj, kurwikleszcz...
Szmata, pizda, idiota, chuj
just ask for the slur retard
Ahh
yeah dont
And its not even like "black man", fyi
What's penis in polish?
Penis.
Simply as that
But
There are around 200 variations of it
Including the most popular
way more
Chuj
ahhaahahhaa
What's your favourite?
Chuj or kutas
Czarny kutas
in EVERY language
You are learning very fast, I must say.
swearing is literally the first think i pick up
in spanish i knew how to swear
before i could order food
Chuj, kutas, maΕy, pΔdzel, szmata, wΔgorz...
i didnt have to stop
I mean
There are a lot of slurs
That mean other things
Like uh
What's the word for meat
Chuj can be a fucker
i get it
MiΔso
You wont
no i mean i get it in contextual form
i wouldnt cause im not native
we also have words that are spelt and pronounced the same
I ment something else
Mrco
I wanted to say "you wont say it", as in why is he asking meat
Cause there is a slur involving meat
Wont say it tho
What's rotten?
In polish?
zgnil, nice hahaha
What's smell in polish?
A good smell, or stink?
Mister What
Rigght

Mrco
i think hes just tryna say stop pretending thats a J, its clearly a R
Falco
and i have to agree
actually yeah i have questions holy shit, in slovenia one of our dialects is Rhezian, which is 3/4 italian
Yes, it's clearly a reversed R
The "pucchiacca" is a Neapolitan vulgar word which is used for the "vagina"
In this case, "pussy"
"Pompino" is the vulgar word but yes, blowjob
Well
Silesian is similar to german
Stink
Gorlami
i want this to be a pin so bad
Pompino chuj
this is fuckin cultural enlightement right here
suck my balls
Pompino my balls
Man i tried to swear in Spanish
But the guy wouldn't tell me the slur so I ended up saying
Stupid black pussy
Check dms
Curious cunt

My bubba when I ask her about her opinions on gypies and Hungarians
is your bubba romanian?
where is ivan heβs suppose to appear
bubba being dude, or bubba being your girl?
What's a bubba?
Grandmother
slovak women are louder than the men
I know
Slovaks are cool
In what context?
But polish side of tatry is better
racism @lofty sand
Oh
I asked her about what she thought about American politics and she went on 40 minute rant
About Hungarians
i like all slavs except albanians
Poles arent as racist as everyone thinks
albanians can walk into the ocean
My granma is anti semetic
fuck them
reaΔ grandma
Kebab is the most popular food in here
And their chocolate?
dude noone likes turks in balkans

Your Balkan itβs like a rule for you guys to hate each other
for a good reason
We had wars with turks, but we like eachother
π
No racism, positivism
we dont
Are all Albanians atheist?
are you braindead
Lmao
Albanians are Muslim
Oh
he is
I heard that they were atheist
Young ones are the most brainwashed
and they mostly filp everytime a war starts soo
People mistake Balkans and Baltics a lot
Man
yeah
Only the young ones here are atheist
I dunno how
FOR A GOOD REASON
But then again
My source was an angry Serb who's half Montenegrein
We are too catholic for our own good
yall just as insane as we
everyone hates albanians here
its like a sport
for a good reason
again π
same as turk ahHAAHAHA
wanna learn a cool word
yup
Ε iptar
Nah
Siptar?
it's about morals guys
shqiptar
Huh?
in original spelling
gorwn up man beliving that he came from a monky
The Greeks thought he lived on a mountain
Which was very climbable
BASED
HAHAHAAHAH
reject evolution
return to paradise
you came on a monkey?
I myself am catholic, and the religion goes way deeper than that. But one to each own
Itβs a German they wouldnβt get it
AIDS LORE
I've seen people joking about "Polish people be going to church and asking Which One?"
And its fucking true
you got more churches per capita than slovenia
I have 7 churches in the 5km radius
i choose to believe that i was made in a perfect image
insted of a ape 
German humor is no laughing matter
and slovenia has MINIMUM one per county
so thats 200 churches
immediately
in an are of 20k square km
there isnβt one in 10 miles from
me

What country are you from?
in slo you cant do 10 miles without seeing one
which bible version is the defacto playbook on how to control a crowd?
America
Here, maximum 3 kilometers
new king james
- middle of no where
Right
@grizzled meadow
who ping.....
But the churches do be beautiful
You guys like baileys?
Peak architecture
hi twink
let me enjoy my breakfast 
no
he looks sad
hello demotwink
I hate you
cope
@narrow lotus @stone blade
greetings surrae
anyone wanna see a brasshole?
proving my point
no I mean the one with the context chapter when to use which verse for various situations
I curse you in Stalcraft
Already cursed, can't play without a DC every 6 mins
you mean the Roman Misal? for mass?
in any game
mcdonalds wifi
itβs expected
saying McDonald's electricity grid for you would be a compliment
almost as awesome as me
wow you're like rascal
a twink isnβt awesome
maybe im not catholic enough, but i been partaking for 8 years before abandoning, read 3 different bibles and have not heard of a connotated bible like that. New king James or CSA are the closest to original bible in Arameic
@lyric horizon can you chip in on that?
says the guy who said this, I don't think we can take your opinion seriously
#redditfart
just saying
I was joking
Trust
press x to doubt



