#🎪bruh-fart
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who dare ping
But if not wrong, Yamato was classified as a trans man actually
what about the irish creatura that vanished?
oi can you cook ?
Because he said he gotta be like his grandpa
If you guys had to spend one year in stalker gamma
With the ability to mod everything and the debug menu
How do you guys spend that time?
come on, that's not stella-alice (stellaris lol) situation, that was clearly a skinwalker
YOU ARE PERSISTENT my god
I can cook your mother
Because you're living in the game you can talk to people and they'll be slightly smarter now
could be any of those, or all at once
also yeah, interesting, that skinwalker disappeared completely
a cat made this post
wonder what it was looking for
prey probably
adorable , but still , can you cook
sure hope it hasn't found one
someone to pipebomb
Because india
Is that a threat or a promise
Bring her to me and she'll came out cooked as a lesbian mom
Idk what I'm saying lmao
You'll bang his mom?
what is wrong with you
I will
I want a watch
You're a Cesar's follower
Yeah for the time being
Im from the NCR (?)
BAJO YAYO BAJO YAYO
That's cool
live olympic footage
There's literally a drawing on rule34 about this exact scenario
I actually tweaked when i saw him float like that
Like holy fuck how he did it
The noticed it was Ai
Wtf
Ja ci dam kurwa bajo jajo bambusie jest do kurwy nędzy weekend
What he say
Me personally
I disapprove of the whole female slave shtick
That fuck off with that bajo jajo shit, it's fucking weekend get the fuck off
(idk polish I'm just guessing)
@placid sail ruining someone's day once more
What does bajo bajo mean though
It's just a word to annoy or play
Steam waifu: I'll do it later babe
Has no actual meaning
Hhahaahaha
@dreamy flax can you please give me an opinion on user @potent hamlet

@dreamy flax can you tell @narrow lotus to fuck himself?
no , but i can make you fuck outta here
We?
Its cool to be mean to moderator
Oh
me next, if it says something positive again we know it's broke 
Where is Mikhail
We sounds like a lot of people
Why is ledy bœrd
Plural because i was planning on joining you
@dreamy flax what can you tell me about @pastel quartz
Oh, look at you, trying to get some juicy gossip on someone. I see you're into that nosy shit. Well, I ain't no snitch, so go bother someone else with your pathetic snooping.

Lmao he's really a mod, I never noticed, I just treated him as anyone else
@dreamy flax i like your hair
You really are new here
How do you use this thing
Be a moderator
Yes, only mods can use this feature
Okay
🪙 The coin landed on tails
Otherwise you would break teh bot
:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile
:clock2: 17 August 2024, 14:21 (02:21 PM)
🌎 -4.0 (America/Santiago)
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 54% humidity
🍃 SSW 210° | 7.2 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 51.53°F)
Shoigu
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Is a cool name
12 DEGREES
if you tell it to do a summary it's going to be 50% gypsy talk I bet
yep
(jk)
bruh
is it legal to post image of a kitten who says "fuck the system"
the forbidden name
No Jesse
if its not a naked kitten with a dick or whatever, sure
You gotta follow all strelok path
And more firepower
Yeah
Unless you're fighting with a pistol
In that case, you're hella brave
Much more effective against mutants
I thought I was just dumb as shit for using a khuri
I never encounter real mutants tbh
So you've never played the story mode
There's no combat If you follow the story mode quests
Besides like 2 missions
is she cute?
she's abusive
she forces me to pick up crops
busy strikes again
My hands look like this so her hands can look like this:
when will he end his terror
are you a bandit
no
if you're a mod then you can
what did i do
So where is the joke mate
man does not know who I'm sitting in a vc with
Where is the council of Krypton
in my ass?
its john stalker
Eren Jaeger
is it legal to post a gray animal with human face who is angry and swearing
She's a bandit
So is your hand. Your hand is in your ass too. Call it a hunch.
So whats your hand have to do with her bandit hands
No shhh
His hand is up his ass too
Well sending her cash so she can afford Better kit
I love my hand , i've had since as long as i can remember
Call it a hunch
Are Greek people real?
No
Thank God
Greetings ryry 
I mean that 100% and I- oh hi flop
Hello 
Is pakistan real?
No
Knew the government made that up
Wtf lol
Whatever you’re about to say, next, no
What am I then?
A sophisticated ai
Flop
if I'm considered a sophisticated A.I then you guys don't need to worry about A.I up-rising
but if I am and it does happen, count your days cause I will go for you people first
What will you do with me?
(well busy and anybody else who tormented me)
Nothing, you are valueless.

What? So I'll be left unsaved cause I'm valueless?
Yes
The only human roaming around at the end because of how valueless i am
Are you just gonna keep saying yes?
no
Are you serious?
Why is the planet round?
cause it was the only model available in the shop
Why is the government evil?
I cannot say
What happens to all my stuff when i sleep?
it gets replaced with a identical copy
Aw, what ?
Why?
they do it
Are elves real?
maybe
The English ones or the anime ones?
find out in-game
Are orcs real?
theoretically
Is Kanye West real?
Is sidrovitch homophobic?
you can sense it the moment you meet him
How come?
his homophobic stare is very telling of the lack of diversity in the zone
Strelok is black though
Greetings cori
hes actually just tanned from the radiation of the zone
also i meant diversity for lgbt
+1 loss
team of 3 retard fucking albanians all bottomfragging together without discord
Do people who speak in a language you don't understand make fun of you behind your back?
speaking their disgusting dog language
ew
Did he get an anti hero arc?
watch your mouth
lore wise
Is it safe for me to watch anime now?
Or will I still be judged?
🍼👶🏼
look at your profile picture, people can't think any less of you than now
He lacks the self awareness to do that bro
Do people make fun of me when they say I look good?
you don't
Delusions of grandeur
Flop mega yap
Chud man keep reacting him it makes it funnier
But he is
Who is she?
Stop the emoji spam
Let him cook
What are you , 12 ?
No he’s chud
no i am patriotic
my wife
She looney on my tunes till that's all folks
it was on police Deawoo Lanos
I wanted to go to concepción
How many years have you two been engaged?
from yesterday
Why?
i found her on internet
Seriously?
did she consent to the marriage ?
that's what I like to hear
we got along in 2 days and now married with 3 children
Premature?
That's tough
But also impressive
this word is used in describing unexpected explosion of IEDs
your wife is a genetic freak to push kids in 2 days
Insta preg
How was that insult that was like: "I hope that you never be blessed '
Yes, too much weed, caused brain damage and psionic dissonance.
?
she is the real hero
3 kids
bismillah
What did you name them?
Yeah, but not that one, it was actually an insult saying the opposite
type of people ive been playing with today
One was named chudley. I have his dox
"May god never bless you" or something like that
How did you dox a newborn?
Skill always beats luck
Ariyeslav, slav, Gertrude and Jeremy
HOW ARE THERE 4 NOW?
You lie.
Sorry i forgot one
Squad is crazy , i have a friend , he wanted to join a clan , they interviewed him and shit and he had to log in at least x times per week and shit
I have his future too. I know exactly what he will be doing in 20 years.
Like fuck off eww
What would that be?
Your mother
Your father too
And?
The Slav wasn't chosen with addition to his name
No that’s all.
What do you think of Pisyaslav
Why won’t you mention chudley, why do you lie?
Jesse Pink Man
I already told you his career
clan shurely not affiliated with the army...
Which is?
I do not recognize this person
He is your son why would you abandon him like that he was born yesterday
this is Jeremy
I’m going to triangulate your location using this
He owes me money
dont mind his friend he's cool
he was born yesterday, that is a scam
He got the car from me he owes me money
I’m going to sue
In gods name, death to thieves.
you should have locked it when stopping at 50°32'41.1"N 30°28'28.7"E
173.179.167.228
Bitch
I am protected
Jeremy isn’t
We do know he is married for legit
Wtf
Hand had a ring
KYS
So your wife cheated
You went from based to loser in one post
With a wolf
why would you harass my children
Fuck you kill yourself thanks
everytime i see a shitty outfit
i think of you
youre living rent free in my brain
so rude
COWS
Just when brainfart starts to become funny again he posts furry
Teehe
Can’t win with retards
i am getting harassed please help me
Actually today I'm wearing my DPM pants and my fave pair of vand
such a disgusting behavior of yours
i will report you to the nearest police station
you look like me
Literally my fit

How'd you get in my house
That's my finger you dumb cunt
i have fooled you to believe my totcher looks like that
this is the real face of Gertrude
She's a whore
Romanian gameplay
today my son asked me "can I have a bookmark?"
I bursted into tears immediately , 11 years old and he still hasn't learned that my name is brian.
You okay Ivan ?
Just making a pun
this is my face
Buy better internet
Ivan pochemu vy fioletoviy
Don't waste precious data on discord you should stop typing
never type again
I got no one else to talk to
my internet has restrictions worse than guantnama bay
literally cant even load steam
read his book
silly billy
you must read all his books
:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile
:clock3: 17 August 2024, 15:30 (03:30 PM)
🌎 -4.0 (America/Santiago)
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 50% humidity
🍃 SSW 200° | 7.72 m/s wind
🌡️ 12.85°C (Feels like 11.85°C)
55.13°F (Feels like 53.33°F)
:flag_cl: Yumbel, Bio Bio, Chile
:clock3: 17 August 2024, 15:31 (03:31 PM)
🌎 -4.0 (America/Santiago)
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 51% humidity
🍃 SSE 168° | 3.45 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 9.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 49.73°F)
@narrow lotus I knew work was gonna be lit when one of the senior employees said to me "u shouldn't do it like this but so far nobody has caught me yet"
12 DEGREES LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
some femboy from south america
Thats the neat part
It's a woman
Anyway
Gn brainfart
@glad carbon 
night
THE FUCKING GLOWIES
Im not Monolith Osaka
Monolith attacked me in the forest but i was banned for cries for help
This is why society is doomed
when 3 5heads play scrabble @low atlas @final rose
there's 0 change greene isn't a serial killer
Why is it day
wrong person
yo wht
He is the master of seduction
cook it more
can't rn
the only thing he seduces is the kids he dms
that guy is a real creep
@lone cedar MATCH 3 TIME
legend of saint sebastian rings a bell
he is the master of seduction
8 divorced wives
based
Would win if discord didn't skip my turns
his book is for silly little billies
cope n seethe
i was doing exactly that yes
flabbergasted
Hi grubby
I am him yes
San Sebastián de Milán
Martyr and soldier
YEEES rings a bell
knives and some shit
i have weak memory of christian lore
is based tho
✝️
hi twink
Arrows
oh my goodness
is that the man with a lot of arrows in his body?*?
depicted as tied to a tree
we have a statue of him in our home church of Saint Rocca
which is funnily enough my name
rocca?
its slavic, so Rok

The only time where 4 ppl play a game where all of them are equally bad
isn't that arabic mythos? a Roc?
The roc is an enormous legendary bird of prey in the popular mythology of the Middle East.
The roc appears in Arab geographies and natural history, popularized in Arabian fairy tales and sailors' folklore. Ibn Battuta tells of a mountain hovering in the air over the China Seas, which was the roc. The story collection One Thousand and One Nights ...
Saint Sebastian Of Milan
THATS THE STATUE
was gonna guess Egyptian first ngl
look, in ma hometown
Lmao he's suffering fr
i thought greek but they copied it
mythos is mesopotamian
it's all copy pasta anyway
Lmao
and the wifi was out so they just ignored it
time to see the victor of this round
nooo, they shot Jesus
too late
ez metadata
Im careful about that ngl
you should be
lil pervert jesus
You spoiled me the ending 
I was finishing the old testament you idiot 
havard crowd is not as bright as i thought theyd be
very sorry
love pz
Confessionaries
do you have it?
ouch
maybe not this evening since i smoked myself retarded when we scrabbled alr
but YES
i think it makes it better but sure
hmu when u want to
based pz player
i mean youre not wrong, its jsut that ive been up all night yesterday and my brains already taking micronaps XD
we should bully turks together
or whoever iut is owning the server
@lone cedar my friend just dropped
a nasty roast lmao in vc to them
after seeing dante lose a wyrm and DK
in his words; "IQ: League Player"
XD
no, not there
oh
ew is flop a league player
but you watch league players
you're basically a league player
twink
wc3

@lone cedar Political.
💀 autism1 getting wrecked by all sides instead of using the spiked buildings and playing defensive he plays vs everybody
I truly love the discord mobile bug where the second someone posts a new message in the chat it force scrolls you all the way back down from where you were at
or click on a reply and it stops scrolling on first load prompt

It's like if you were trying to read and some random stranger grabs your book and throws on the floor and screams "look at me!"
All so they can post
or something in a different language
wtf
I think I'd die the same way, saying something really stupid to someone then instantly dying
lmao
@lone cedar "HE'S ATTACKING THE ZIGGURAT"
were you low aggro or high aggro..
watch how dantes uses his decay ult
depends on how stoned i was
XD
my bros like 4 years younger
Do you do anything not stoned tho
lmfao
Hey can someone gimme a cat gif?
worms world party, army of two, state of decay, towerfallascension
even the second one was fun. I got my dad back into videogames playing army of 2 and kane and lynch split screen. good fuckin times dude
oh shit kane and lynch dead men
game was kinda shit
but the two characters
it was a good kinda jank
PRICELESS
online was even fun
i loved it start to finish
but i dont delude myself it was mechanically good
shooting was KINDA fun
but i just liked lynch losing his shit every chapter
Hallo
@fresh rose
I should set a daily alarm to check brainfart
I love bass
its so fun
one paper cone with some magnents and a coil makes my entire apartment shake
you drinkin kerosene?!
might as well be lol. Vodka
Not all of us get to go out on our own terms
OH MY GOD
nail polish XD
this z906 can go crazy loud @flint jacinth
shit is banging
OH NO
its some of the nicer stuff
also gn
im trying to scoop it out with a pen cap
i forgot what membrane and magnet i have, but i have it in a custom box and im afraid to connect it ever
gn
I honestly have been thinking of doing a box in my car... poor bastard is already running really hot though 😦
put an amp in the reserve tire slot
I don't even have a reserve tire, it's fucking perfect.
XD
Drinking tea on the run
gey
I already have two ten inch, but getting a higher quality 14 or two? Man
Listen- fuck spending $700 on another rim for a changeout
Plus the weight? Sheesh
IS THAT BRITISH dpm CAMO?
oops. stalker sprint caps
my bud put his 3200 amp in the spare tire slot and cut a plate of ribbed alu out and tig welded it on so it cooled outside as you drove and let air pass over the plate
then just had the sub in the trunk
for a shitty 1.3L suzuki swift
that thing SHOOK
Man, sign me tf up. It's already tuned tf out. Poor engine is going to explode one of these rev bombs
It is
My poor baby 😭
put another battery in the trunk
That's why I'm drinking tea
THAT WORKS?!
Okay lmfao, that sounds wild af
nice. i remember growing up the farm supply store had a huge selection of surplus and for some reason like half of it was DPM camo. sorta weird for a small town in the middle of wisconsin lol
I dunno i think the last thing to do to my car is
- Intercooler
- Vented hood
- Oil cooler
She done
I always wanted to do a wide body, but i do not wanna buy new rima
its beautiful watching someone tune a car
what kinda car?
I mean, after the first 30k, I stopped giving a fuck lmao
youtube university lol. only reason my 77 ran for as long as it did
DAMN
pretty much where i get my yapping from
2013 Kia optima SX, we changed the badges to a k5 though
Yup
My car smokes most off the line, its all low end
High end they can walk away XD
me hotwiring my shit box of a car hoping it doesn't die on me one day
you should see our piece of shit e36 bmw with a welded diff AHHAAH
that thing is a death trap
but it goes sideways like a MF
battery charger right on the starter terminals
HAHAH
Wisconsin is little Britain
RIP truck. you served me well
CHOG CHOG CHOG
nah the battery works but the ignition is fucked
I would love to have a Motorcycle
the coil?
So I have a button to manually ignite
Just change it
a suicide machine
the keyhole I think
my mom would disown me if i ever bought one lol
or smth
Almost as driving a 70'd car
hi @flint jacinth @low atlas
you should see my front yard bro, its like redneck heaven
hahaahaha
ALOO cigan
hi homo
My mom has no option, my brother has one, she had one
Also, we did the Korean badges for Kia. I like em a lot more
I once got hit by a Kia Sportage and I fucking rinsed them
Although now she likes cars, she knows a car wouldn't be useful to me
Jeep Wrangler 2003
I am so sorry
Utter menace
I love that tbh.
Does your bf have one?
No he doesn't
car barely took a hit but their car was ripped up, it's great
I actually don't like the race breaks
getting hit and surviving is an ego boost
They are drilled and slotted, so they fucking SCREAM when they get hot
My car would fall apart like a lego set
@low atlas @glad carbon @fleet silo @solar obsidian @potent hamlet @stone blade @grizzled meadow
this is how rednecks have fun
To list it-
Engine bay:
Overhauled turbo,
Cold air intake,
Hardline HKS blowout
Holdover bar
Race coilovers
Piggyback chip
Wheels:
Camber kit, 4 degree front two,
20 inch rims
Challenger Dark MR
Race breaks
Exhaust:
Twin magnaflo exhaust
Interior:
Custom leather steering wheel w/ carbon fiber inlay
Microfiber seats
Bucket seats front
My baaaaabyyyyy
Me to the women in the women's shelter
Bruh my discord is freaking tf out
freakycord
Beast
LMAO FUCK
Hi dad
!delight
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you know I think if I could I'd get an ol crown Victoria
hello, maja, welcome back 
We had one for a bit but damn getting parts is a bitch
theyre not that hard to find.
road boats ftw
When am I gonna get a command of me made
"Race breaks"
racing will surely break it 
aaaaaaa
What happened to maja anyhow? They were cool I think?
We do have one but getting parts is rare now
You gotta go to some shady ass spots for parts
Maja? Cool?
They are in chile
Lmao, they are like powerstop z26 or some stuff. They fucking squueeeeel
maja turned into a
and fucked off
Uh ohhhh I was once again not privy to the drama
high-temp pad compound?
Never tried it tbh... does it help a lot? Because dude its obnoxious picking up my gf
I also find it obnoxious picking up your girlfriend
Aint no way.
I want a desert DPM
Why? She's a total sweetheart. Have her home by 10 tonight btw lmao
Honeslty? That was funny af
desert DPM?
racing pads are harder and designed to work at high temps and squeek when at ambient temp. thats just how they be
what?
Literally desert DPM
It was too easy. I had too 
just making sure
Huh, I guess I don't hear em after doing some track. That makes sense I guess.
man my head hurts reading this, its like someone had a fever and blindness and tried to write
what region are you in the world, just say north part or south part
My baby is almost done with her bath 😭
Mozambique
Iranian DPM
JK, Ouagadogou burkina faso
like ATACS but
South America
Oh cool
Chilean ones are like
Just american ones
yeah
No newer ones
but different cuts no?
I know up north they're already having crye cuts
mexico does i know that they're pretty much using the nato standard/crye
yeah like using m81 cuts or crye
I know chile upgraded since last decade to crye-ish I think...
double checking though hold on
pattern wise yes
but the cuts are where the pockets and shit go
A couple months ago a group of cops got killed and there were soldiers with Multicam and SCAR's
I know but it's like
Just the Doctrine
uhmmm
It's the Prussian Doctrine
of course
always is

just gonna get rid of that before someone gets mad and outofshape
?
Better do
Idk I found it cool
I don't drive because gas is expensive, cars are expensive. DMV is fucking one long fucking line of waiting for hours and I hate how this city drives like everyone is braindead
isn't LA, LA driving is like derby
here is like people are on auto-pilot and just, not present
empty fucking space where the brain should be. kinda like @tidal trellis

how smelly and heavy with sweat do you usually let your house pants become before you finally wash them
if you offend you probably waited too long
but probably 3 days max
why?
well
I don't really have anyone to tell me when I stink
so it's hard to gauge the right moment
heres a trick
take some dryersheets
in fact I really like the smell of my sweaty ballsack
must be monkey genes or something
stick em under the nose for about 2.4 mins
then walk backwards then breath in without the sheets if you smell soemthing
wash yo ass
and yo clothes
I think the autism
is what... uhm
takes over?
or depression
idk
Drinking tea
now write "strigoi is da best" onyour hand so we know it's real
Chile is one of the countries where
and it has to be on the right hand
I got no fucking pen
me for real
well find some random insect in the car and show that instead
can i nerd out?
depends
best FMX trick in the world
Mark Monea lands his Frontflip variation called Carry on to win the Monster Energt Best trick Contest
front 360
what a beast

I mean, the only insect here is you, fucking cockroach
racist remark btw
idk
I been warned before
noooo hes romanian
the quest to find a brainfarter that isn't mentally disabled continues
That's a racist thing?
yes
for turks @potent hamlet
Fuck
He's Scottish not a Brit
it is... and I got warned talking about the actual creature and still got warned
so
i got warned by ledy
for turk memes
and it'll never happen. here is a manmade horror beyond the comprehnesion of anybody outside of brainfart
that's too much reading I'm afraid
I was just insulting according to the petition I was asked for
just call him stinky
Stinky is not an insect
at least post it to scale furry
i cant read binary
he is stinky though
erp 
How scary
this is the HIGHEST quality i've managed to find
It's like Combine writing













