#🎪bruh-fart
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a what?
twink but hairy
bruhhh
Not muscular, instead dextrous
I hate this, so much
wowers
stroke dat kitty
why'd you not put your nail on
Kiss it better?
I was tired of constantly being in pain so a year or two ago I ripped it off
do it again
shouldnt have admitted to being a twink all those months ago
and it hasn't grown back?
I never did
in a year +?
false information
Now instead of constant pain, it grows back every 4-6 months
My nails grow very fast
0 minutes without horny
source ahh ragdoll
no the source one would have the limbs moving around way more this one was hella static
So every 6 months I rip that motherfucker out
It hurts but it's way better than constant suffering
graceful is the word you're looking for, too much so to be source
you should be an astronaut
yea sure lets run w that
What does that mean
many have to rip their nails out before mission because of gloves being so hard they don't want to rip them off accidentally in space.
i hear some long distance runners also rip out toe nails
yeah
Icky
Gross
Bug
It honestly doesn't hurt as bad as it seems like it would
It's one of those pains where it hurts when you start but then it completely goes away
Somehow
wouldnt be surprising but ripping them out fully would be questionable
Built in windshield wipers
i had ripped out fingernails often and it only hurt when you presesd down on it or whenever they got ripped out
@cedar hatch So i was playing uhh my summer car again
right? i'd just wrap those babies up so the nail can't catch on anything but we
oh no
one cylinder said bye bye
i know the pain schleppa
No more sock pressure
pringles can?
didnt evne wrap them tbh
i had mine ripped out and it grew back on both sides
you should drive without the windshield, saves fuel
I dont think thats true
and you're trying to get me killed
yeah, it's 20% less fuel
Tear it out again
The Satsuma doesnt even use that much fuel rn
Well rn it uses 0 fuel
its healing on one side, i am coping that the other side is gonna fix itself if i keep pushing it out
because it cant run
I always hope but it never works
still, everything helps :)
glad I have no foot problems
Every generation of nail is more crooked than the last
out here pushing my shit
i was honestly thinking of
stitching the wound that was formed
so that when it grows it doesnt cut through as easily
my summer car is peak gaming
really is tho
It's a dull cut and push, it will get there if it wants to be there
even better if Finnish
It just moves flesh out of the way
the first time i put the car together by my self.... AMAZING
nothing to see here stalker, just an average campfire gathering in the clear sky swamp base
where my flesh is meant to be
I want mid price games, that look like shit, that are jank, made by devs that work less and get paid more
This game sucks
I put it all together
and i couldnt figure out why it wouldnt start
Are you sure you didn't just accidentally rip out a chunk of your toe
For like 2 hours
Cause I did that once
someone doesnt know how a car engine works 
nuh nuh, it was like this on its own
Nuh uh
I have rebuilt actual fucking car engines before you fuckin ingrate regard
Crankin' the hog for 2 hours
sure brother
im crankin
fuel mixture was lean but fine
Like we talked back then, they should add an instruction manual that's purely in Finnish without any pictures.
ingrate?
....
Mong
learning english with Brainfart
It's hard for the sake of being hard, not to push you to be better
fkn
I like hard games that push you to be better and get good
Rosetta-Stonefart
You can't get good at my summer car
ungrateful
loot filter is up and running lesssgoooooo
Stay hard
what about?
everytghing that comes up
Yea i agree with that
plus parts degrade so quickly
even brand new ones degrade nearly fully in 300 km of driving
Strong Finnish steel
Did you see the mewing guy
I enjoy hard games, I've beat getting over it, I've p ranked every ultrakill level, I fucking love that shit
Because it pushes you
To get
Good
My summer car isn't that
Mewing hard
It just fucking sucks
I still think it has its own fun regardless of that
No
why would you get good at a shitpost game?
But I wouldnt play it again once im done with the rally
It really does not
You aren't allowed to enjoy things I don't like
It's worse than arma
Idiot
my bad g
Yeah
thats about as fun as wallpaper engine
I have a good take
a single one?
Got a new rdr2 allpaper
Yes
depends on the flick lol
had more fun that playing pc build sim
i had a 7000 geforce card but dont remember which, it had a copper round heatsink and red pcb find it pls
Wallpaper engine is neat but having to scroll through 4 pages of Chinese hentai to find one good wallpaper is cringe
The Yakuza franchise is time less?
can we all agree Worms: World Party is apex gaming
whats wrong with arma lol
'30 dollar pakistani baretta
Where do you want me to start?
real take
It's just very hostile for beginners
I
i think i found it
"i cant keep 25 keybinds in memory"
just give me a list of 5 things
the holy hand grenade was so good
When does the fun start
I'm fine with the keybinds
when you install overepoch
It lacks spectacle
every community I've ever been in has been really nice to beginners
Insurgency sandstorm
play HOTH
you need spectacles
KOTH*
when you played arma, how did you play it?
epoch, overepoch or wasteland
Every match in that game has amazing spectacle
It really makes it feel like the trailer
THATS IT THATS THE ONE
Oh arma had those modes too lol
I forgor
match?
Garbage outdated engine that cant support what most players use it for
Backend server infrastructure that hasnt been touched or changed significantly since Cold War Assault
Garbage physics that bug out at every opportunity, especially with vehicles
Pretty awful DLC monetisation policy and milking the community
The community itself
were you playing KOTH or something
i mean besides milsip ops on big servers, that was all the fun ive had 😄
Did the tutorial
Joined a random discord lobby
Joined them
And just
Got yelled at for firing my weapon
legit
They were very mean
got called a child for checking recoil
Fucking everything holy shit, they took an entire decade to release the exact same thing under the name reforger before immediately abandoning it, armadevs can suck my nuts
ok larpers can go suck a barrel
I can agree with the first 3 but wtf is wrong with the community and the DLC?
15 bucks wasted
Hi Nota
Bohemia is milking arma like a prize cow
Experience was so bad
not fuckin defeding my home
Yuup, I liked big ops but organization always sucked

Never picked it up since
3 different lobbies
No one tells you what's going on
I don't know
Depending on what part of the community there's something different bad.
I did the one-life milsim OPS cause it was more organized, but otherwise it was all King of The Hill and SOG Prairie Fire
so is half the memes here
Same
Dude
Goal physique
I stick to the milsim side of the community and they're all pretty understanding in my experience
DLC are overpriced for the content they provide, aside from Apex
Markman DLC had some of the most powerful weapons for Public modes locked behind a paywall essentially
prairie was dope, but too expensive
I didn't even get to shoot anyone
oh
You have no idea how robbed I feel
Milsim is full of giga autist elitists with huge sticks up their ass
the one flying past the doorway lmao
Literally 6 whole bucks wasted
what were you playing
General Retards and Sergeants StolenValors
MUH I WAS ENLISTED
i dont give a shit
im not
WW2 milsim is full of literal Nazi larpers
EL GAT-
I was on the altis island or some shit
Fighting some insurgents or some shit i don't even remember
bro call me if you make
I will
Test drive
There was a milsim community we did PVP against one time, that forced their guys to get out of a vehicle after driving for a while
to "stretch their legs"
Fucking losers lol
we also annihilated them
I dunno I was just shouted at by a guy as old as my dad
probably Liberation or something
Another Milsim unit we tried to do a PvP event with tried to use a glitch in TFR or ACRE cant remember which one at the time
to listen in to our comms
BOY YOURE GONNA LOVE THIS
slovenians in stimpee video
SLO MENTIONED
are you sure they didn't just pick up one of your radios
No they were trying to force unmute themselves in teamspeak
You all seem a lot more chill
I get roleplay
you just sound like you joined the wrong server
die
While waiting
Arma communities are either literal children and immature manchildren, or giga autists that get cranky if you have a single fun moment in an event
Because i was apparently deserting
wrong but go off
hes annoying af
Need an emotional support stg 44
We had to kick a guy from our unit because he would get upset at TEAMSPEAK AVATARS
that werent serious
drewski, karmakut, and another guy sound EXACTLY the same
They muted me for an hour
drewski sounds like 4 other youtubers is wear
Because I was asking too many questions
must be same person
The only reason the unit i was in wasnt fucking ass, is because our council actually cared about filtering out retards
My teamspeak avatar:
Over fucking arma?
yk who good squad/milsim youtuber is? Nano
yes
nano good? I go check.
Shouldn't be a bachelor that long
Had a dude threaten suicide over being kicked out
yeah a lot of what y'all are saying sucks about arma more sounds like it sucked about the particular people you played it with
It's a game
Oh my god
Yeah I drive
You drive me nuts
its the wider community that sucks
you have to do heavy filtering
to get decent people
I'll drive deez nuts on your face
bean goblin?
Accurate
Jawbreakers
now make them kiss
Froggy goes hard
Froggy fr
"heavy filtering"
equates to like 5-10 minutes of scrolling on r/findaunit
most units are fucking awful
rate out of ten
I honestly disagree
spot the "most units" memeber 
Animal crossing characters be like
Maybe then you are one of the awful people we all disliked
Jameskii/10
and are right at home in the other units
could be worse
do I seem like that kind of person?
my old unit leader filed a lawsuit on one of the players for some fuckin reason
yes
that's a pretty big assumption
Gamma battle royale mode
from a pfp
LUL
it's good
because he was using assets from other games and calling them his models
it's a friggin screenshot a friend of mine took
Many such cases
even when bohemia told him to fuck off and stand down
he said 'yea no i didnt rip them, not me.'
even worse
you have friends
IN ARMA
ok now you're just fucking with me
The boil returned btw
It's on my leg now
is that how you say it in ur lang
How does this happen
having friends is overrated all my n's have enemies
dobro jutro princesa
morning princess
we say it like
this is what my pfp is cropped from
REAL Na SHIT
'good morning you flower'
صباح الخير يا فلة
they are like 80% the same people lmao
oh yeah, morning, daisy is also here ahahahah
صباح الفل 
Lol no, Arma 3 is vastly vastly bigger than arma 2 was
even in milsim
reminds me of this
yes
lmao
Guys we can't read cursive
Do they have to show proof
thats ok
no, just say it
its oka
you are now dead for the rest of the operation
after walking and not shooting for 30 minutes
ok maybe it's more like 60%, but I feel like you underestimate how big arma 2 still is
if u were a soy-armor user you dont deserve to complain about jank
that's what you fuckin get for walking in the middle of an open field
fuckingf HARD
this meme was brought to you by real INFANTRY players
Logging into Arma 2 DayZ servers for the first time and seeing "Rick Grimes" pop up in the global chat
sorry its not my fault the commander is retarded and im forced to obey their commands
"forced"
the true military experience
grow up lol
the walking bored
@minor cypress okay I understand the "I fucking hate lagos and going to kill myself" notion. still, finished him off fairly easy, only two deaths
dude if I had to play like that I would insta leave the unit
we never listened to our commander, if he was retarded, we'd go around and do smth better
you should do the same
he cries but we go 'yea but we did it and no one died so'
Neither did we, but my unit didnt have retards
.300 black users when you take a bite of their magazine:
Any other unit i tried out with or we tried to organise co-op events with were awful
Real life or arma
i remember my scottish friend being in an american unit
yeah man, it was everyone else right?
and i'd have to translate for him
yea

there is a native Russian in my USMC unit
Needed someone to babysit him
There was one other good unit actually
listen if you arent used to scottish accents its really hard to understand anything
you have to dissect every word
1;cringe
2:cringe
3: cringe
4: cringe
5: cringe
good morning friends
Good morning 
racism
its saturday
Feel that from when I had a scottish coworker, man was gucci
Fn fal Friday
it's fucking sunday
Sig 552 Saturday
they're nice folk aye
1: garbage
2: garbage
3: garbage
4: garbage
5: garbage
no
all anime is cringe
@ c o r i <3
❌
your selection is 100% cringe
Lemme try another
@ coorey ,m332
@justin cider
@Not Binlanden
Tengen Toppa
@peen sus
@Osama
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME
@osama bin shopin
am I having a stroke
I don't get it
alright zoomer time is hurting my brain I'm going to head off. good bye
i cant think of animes i like right now
thats because most are garbage
Hello
hello is2 guy
like, gurren lagann
Trust me sir we need the fermented goat penis cheese from Malaysia it's worth the $400 a gram
@potent hamlet
Girls Und Panzer
@real edge
hello Artyom guy
It's a dude
its okay is black in spanish
I can ping him
holy fuck
I know
it is black in spanish but its funny
is it the good end
because gringos get angry at everything
id technically be half spanish ye. 3 tres
I wonder what is the appeal in something like that
Sansanmaoer so pretty
did you know in chile there was a candy called Negrita?
we have candi called negrons
licorice
My local shop has a chocolate cake they call negropan
we literally call these n***heads
hehehehe
puslice
Pussy?
yes
german call them that too
God bless the serbs
that looks tasty af
these candies are so good
marshmallow covered in chocolate with a waffle base
Malteesers
rum ohnoes 😄
hahahaah
It's a malteser
yummers
i dont really like sweets ngl
Spotted dick
i like those that are almonds covered with chocolate
its great btw
destroy all almonds
my name is not Richard
....... HEATHEN. if you dont like almonds now, soak them in water for 2 hours, then peel that nasty shit off
they taste GODLIKE
if you dont have to chew the fuicking skin
trust me
I know
White man spotted
gets stuck in teeth
I will attempt this next time I acquire almonds
The fagot is an amazing instrument
whole zimbabwe have one steam account
opinion on cashews
please come back to me with a rating
much nut talk 
Rhodesia still living
rancid
we call these "n||
||r kisses"
kys
THAT
thats our direct translation
p!hehehe
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add sea salt and they are godlike
i hate when eggs have blood on them ffs
Here instead of "kisses" we call those "tits"
?
okay i have yet to try either roasted or salted, i oly ate them out of Student Mix hahahaha
pistacchios are pretty good I agree
ill come back to you on that one
Thats too fucking good hahahaha
they are mid by themselves I can agree
austrains say "n-a hips"
ew
that was fertilized
extra protein
you are eating the baby
get it out
welcome back, meowmachine
not the baby
dont eat that
you eat babies
it is
abortion
The full thing would be "female N-shenanigans that would get me banned tits"
No
why is it grey
in some asian parts they actually eat unborn chicks cooked in the shell
Godamn stop
mods, fertilize his eggs as punishment

kinder surprise
Duck chicks right?
if you see how the chinese eat duck fetuses
or century eggs
Ah ye that
weak
This gif is obliterating my fps
but century eggs are just eggs soaked in stuff
like onios
nope
aged in clay
for 30 days
who sees this and goes YUM
EWWWW
eugh
Finally peaky blinders is on netflix
LITERALLY BOTULISM
Not bad
theres no oxy present, its actually safe
but rancid
Finest Chinese cuisine
idk how chinese people lived for so long with stuff like that
you dont eat the egg
Breeding
you use it as umami spice
VERY small amounts
like surstromming in sweden
its a spice
The abortion images hit my mind whenever I think about it
gone :)
ah?
God eugh
Memory leak gif
And that video
notice how fatherboard is missing
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Thoes videos were brutal
L6a1156
ngl one of my fave chinese foods are mongolian beef
its mongolian
leek and beef and soy
Being in the Phillipines was wild
but served in a chinese restaurant
Mongolian beef is just americanized Chinese dish
is so good
i mean look at this
i love it
its so yummy and appealing
i make it myself often cause its simple, i just dont do sesame
I love me some sesame tofu
looks nice
Funny how this conversation went from abortion to street food
mongol beef, beef stroganoff and beef wellington are the holy beef trinity
STREET FOOD?
what fucking street do you live i
n
XD
Mongolian beef is Taiwanese
its mongol
btw my mom wants us to go to a neighbor town
It's not
cant you read
straight up stroganoff rn
Yumbel, house of Saint Sebastian
It was made in taiwan
it was only developed there
by mongols
its mongolian
i didnt remember it being so
its not, taiwan is a US rental space for microprocessor fabrication
change my mind
could be chinese rental space though
nooo
Sure
You'll receive your big tiddie furry chinese whinnie the pooh love doll in the mail for your allegiance
i dont care what people say, the chinese took from me one of my fave vtubers because she said it was a country
Zao Shang Hao
ni hao baichi
They took that from me
see? its not
this looks like a shrine to a government leader in north korea
what is this?
taiwan is a lie made by big karma
Honestly it wont matter that much who takes it
What matters is if anything escalates
We gonna have a huge drop for a good while 
All food/ingredients in China are absolutely disgusting
Im starting to hear throat singing
taiwan, like australia, is a hoax
slovenia belongs to the croats
sand countries will be our parkin lots @low atlas
Oil is sourced from the sewers
with what car
Meat is formulated from literally chemicals and dyed
1970 lada
Stuck together to make pork chops and bacon
Veggies dyed green
i will park my camel in your house
It's is terrible
Its a sanctuary to one Saint, Saint Sebastian of Yumbel
Don't go to China
stolen invention
oh
cool
Do I get to pet him?
yes he wears pants
as long as u dont touch them hes ok
No
Personal experience
what provinces did you visit?
Also known as Saint Sebastian of Milan
have you seen guangdong?
Lol
@coarse bear
but the standards are on par sometimes
Was like a general that got his life taken by the romans because he was a christian
i was gonna work at guangzhou
I was obsessed with the hotel tv
but i didnt know if i wanted that
yeah, im reading it now
"patron of archers, athletes, and soldiers"
ok that might not work ye
LMFAO
they worship white foreigners
well not really brown but lightskin
doesnt matter with them
they will think the same
Doubt
can u believe
google: White monkeys in china
and people here go there to ask for wishes
how fucking scary it was to get an offer letter in purely chinese
that shit was scary
i felt like i was signing a waiver to forfeit my life
Bad joke
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this fresco salad good
idk why they would ask wishes from a guy who protects against plauge and blesses athletes and stuff
and my grandpa has like a history, when his boss didnt let him go, his boss misteriously got sick, his house burned down and shit like that
crumbly cheese with strawberries and a poppyseed dressing
Why is his head so big
PS
Porn shoot?
Idc how much they paying me
It wont matter if half the market is a hoax
Oh photo shop
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remember they have 1.3 bil people
oh damm, i know this one
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what
That's just a story
FAKE
No?
IMAGE DOCTORED
They don't
its a random lorem ipsum i pulled off the internet
more
cant post the full 1989 copypasta because it would 100% get removed
i see
god i love that man
Yes and eat green dye on lunch
Idc tbh
1.4
Yes
almost all are online
Good boy tree
Couldn't find anything on Lorem ipsum
Laoganma
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he literally sacrificed his integrity to save a group of students
not real words confirmed
REALLY
html jargon
Say it with me
lorem ipsum being searched
Laoganma
listen, man, i forgor, but knew
Love that shit
he probably got disappeared, but its still like, an icon to me
yeeah you did, in chool, its formatting
nothing else
It's cicero
Canonically he's straight
i love knowing what my website will look like when fully furnished !!! I love being able to pre-program my CSS!!!
"teacher, was Goku cannon?"
anything to keep the french down
this is something thats so fucken braindead about germany i cant get over it
I don't agree with them
But allegedly they did not have any where to dispose of the waste
bullshit
its called the ocean
it was their green party in 80s
car batteries
I know
green goo
I could eat it
If it affects the french negatively i agree with it 
that dont understand physics
the only thing nuclear about u is that little nucleus of grey matter in ur skull
just buy some f35s from america and in exchange we will dump it in one of the many, empty ass deserts we got for free :)
Just sell it to some despot in the middle east
there was 1000% some sort of deal, or SOME way to get rid of the waste, if disposing of waste was a problem
You can make profit off of disposal
just launch them in orbit and set them on a decaying orbit into the sun
later nerds
Big oil
It's always them
They don't even make lube
its not even oil, its fuckign coal
Otherwise I'd support em
But fuckin big coal
Lego coal
It's nucleaphobic
id be nucleaphobic too atom bombs scary
No we do icbms now a days
any scrabble enjoyers?
Ja schlatt
i fuck with scrabble hard
Would you give her a call the next morning?
sure
Use protection
to both
Don't wanna end up with a wordle after 9 months
does anyone play 4D geoguessr?
do keep in mind i got work tmrw so nothing past 12
where you have to find time and location
Play arcade guesser
That does
Videogames
Instead
Geoguesser for gamma would be hard lol
i play all that autistic shit
and im good at it too
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does anyone know what the fuck bloody mary is even suposed to fucking do??
She just looks at you?
like what, you say her name three time, and she just shows up with a steel chair
What's so scary about that?
its a thing where if you say her name 3 times in a bathroom with the lights off she will appear in the mirror
i know right
Because it's a woman
just """"appears"""""
that sucks
We all knew something and forgot at some point
well yeah
dude I remember when I was scared of the Bloody Mary shit
its a baby scare thing
I forgot my name
Help, i have 2 more guesses
Grown ass woman
AY YO
thats another thing
how do ghosts age work?
are the always as old as how old they were when they died, or do they progress and get older just like a human would, but just as a ghost instead
I have one more guess, and im a 1000km away
malaysia
Why did you immediately go to if she was of legal age wtf
I'm guessing elf rules apply
Meaning they look young despite being old
dingus

