#πͺbruh-fart
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this is genuinely the reason balisongs are banned here
sure
cause yall got 2 lefts?
i need it to make my friend actually become the 4th block
basically
Bruh my laptop cools like an ac
some dude spins a knife around menacingly and a politician shit his pants. instaban
girl suck so hard dat mouth got a positive void coefficient
knees weak
Wtf?
im just shocked you still got balls

what happened to yours?
reasons
Just because I am a living nuclear reactor doesn't mean I can't have balls
nice
but you don't have balls
I almost lost one last year
story time
so small he just couldn't find it anymore
aluminium cans make the best fleshlights huh=

well yeah if you go, you go all the way
balls deep
cut on the edge
Also who puts their balls in a fleshlight
you know what you did
Since it was winter
who puts their dick in one 
after playing with the vacuum cleaner?
And
bend motherucker
No after I gave your mom a visit
Christmas cheer
Anyways
rats took his balls
gonna need to be more specific
so we can assume it's <4.75"?
I helped spread some Christmas cheer
A white Christmas
Y'know
nobody is laughing at you banging a can
I bet
And another one came up
I don't recall being down this bad, ever
another one?
how many you got?
took two doctors to tell you not to fuck a vacuum cleaner?
surgery on a rash?
wtf?
Told me I had to apply some stuff on it and apply hot water on it
is your doctor retarded
hot water on your balls?
And get the blood out to lower the swelling
did he make you reccord it for him?
It was a big hard boil
It evolved into a hard boil
hard boil? dude said hot water but damn
Or a pimple of sorts it became very big and hard
And when I came back
Dude changed it
Fucking hurt like anything
Blood allover me thighs and tighty whities

I almost felt bad for any of the trans people I offended back when i got on the based bandwagon
If was not a good sight
And it hurt to even touch
elaborate
pics or it didn't happen
50%
Stank like hell dude for a moment i genuinely thought my ball exploded from the inside
would've been the better timeline
Its not even the worst shit today
it's not?
less risk of accidentally furthering the lineage
buboes
Enough
Did you get this pfp pre or post-surgery
Post?
Explain alot
before or after is what he is asking
a legionary would definitely try to fuck a soda can
I didn't fuck anything
Maybe that's why
It was cause of loose pants
More like loose morals
I was wearing very loose pants and tight briefs
universe telling you to change your ways
It was hella cold
its like that guy on reddit who fucked a pringles can but doesnt admit its a pringle can
refers to it as a "cylinder rougly the size of a pringles can"
the dude who asked if you can get salmonella on dick
ahhahaha
from TOUCHING CHICKEN
wierd hangup
no the chicken just fell on his dick while he was naked
i was making chicken early in the morning and a chicken breast fell on the tip o me ween
did i get salmonella
oooh right
he dropped it while making a meal
yes
yes
The turkey was stuffed....not with what you think
hope he heat it up first
cooking naked to be tricky tho
what kind of a chode one needs to get stuck in a PRINGLES CAN
when they said egg batter the chikcen
especially if you sear something
not what they meant
Not really
Just don't mix hot oil and water
its a cylinder
You'll be fine
fried bacon without a shirt on once.
shit stings
Some of the worst pain ever
no, im just joking, anytime someone in the comments mentioned the word pringles can he instantly answered with "its a cylinder"
Did he make the pringles fleshlight or did he take it bare
Neither make fucking sense to get stuck
that's why you wear an apron
maybe he used cyanoacrylates for lube
I just stayed in bed for 3 days
Getting up was hard
yeah, but dude is cooking with his dick in the firing line
Boners were the worst
Maybe but after a bit it would go flaccid
WHY WOULD YOU USE SUPERGLUE AS A LUBE
why would you stick your pecker in a pringles can
People have died cause of that if you don't know
Yes gluing your urethra shut will kill you
Humanity finds new ways to disappoint me
retards
Urod
Dalbajob
Who are the type of people who buy lovedolls
me
Kinda weird by even my standards
ones with too much time on their hands
or those who want to make a prank for a friend
yeah, w-who would do that?
Which one did you get?
There's like shit that costs 3500 dollars
ask why furries pay 8k for fursuits
not a blow up doll?
ah those
That sort of stuff
thats just weird
Love dolls
Yes those
they can get weirder
probably someone whos gonna commit suicide soon
Tylor Swift looks like one
They have absolute fucking badonkers
Seriously
uncanny valley is a hell of a thing
She deadass looks like she's silicon
Dont look up murrsuit
I won't
you will regret your life decisions
I have been convinced
what's that
surprisingly tame wiki article
Fursuit meant for sex
I thought they all are
that's not even special

dudes been yiffing for decades
probably easier to clean
I still remember the rainfurrest at hilton hotels
if yu finish inside sure
that just sounds like furry cope for "we aren't all like this, this is a fursuit, this is a murrsuit"
or something
mfs were so degenerate they hosted an orgy and drilled glory holes
same diff

JESUS CHRIST I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK
FUCK YOU LRT
whats wrong
WHY DID YOU SHOW ME A 2020 ARTICLE
SAYING THAT WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER WARZONE
RIGHT AFTER MY BROTHER LEFT SERVICE
he was worried he time traveled back to 2020
then realized it's just an old article
risk of paradox avoided
ok
same, still gotta stuff 2500cal into me somehow
It was
I can think of something
that's prolly like 250g of sugar anyways
Your turn now
I should check
twisty fries and dino nuggets
Absolute peak
i would devour that within moments im not even kidding
The snack plate brings all the homies to the yard
Nosferrafu?
Me when the paramedics hit me with the narcan
102 grams
exactly
we up
I wake up to my friend telling me Iβm back to 1500 Elo
loser
Cause the game I went from 1500 to 1475 and had my anus thoroughly turned inside out in vertigo
Was from smurfs
Very nice cash back
Either someone's got a shitty bike or there's rifle fire nearby
then you immediately OD again and dies
@potent hamlet
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Get that ox nose ring outta here
@narrow lotus @edgy abyss
she is either a lesbian or a feminist
Or both
ew bruh! IS that your gf?


??????????????????
thassa dude
saved
yeah from the emote
"weirdo"


it takes 2 clicks ot get tehre
also why are you in a server
where you was last active in 2019
stockholm syndrom
no clue.....i guess i forgot about it
@solar obsidian hop on tf2
my lappy cant handle Titan Fall 2
Falco with his roles be like
p!banana5
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i mean i think so ahahah
What
its gonna look like shit
no
oh can you do videosorcery?
we got n words
what?
False
Also fortress, not titan 
i know, i was just messing with ya. laterβ’οΈ, i go eat now 
@solar obsidian
hop on tf3
unholy
hop on last epoch

me hanging out in immortal empire
next cycle
usagi1030, your new nickname is Toast
ain't this a twitch streamer
suddenlytoast
or is it ToastRack
one of these is a piece of shit cheater
and one is a 60 year old producer streaming games
since when do you speak mordorian
the side effects of your food being too fresh in china
cannot survive balkans otherwise
BASED SSETHPOSTING
where my cccCHADS at
@fading shuttle
evil jonkler cart
why do I feel like mods will eventually find or invent a reason to eat your ass
Huh
I always knew Falco and ledy were freaky like that
tmoat is that you? 
because they can
finally, a good Sseth video
Not much it seems 
yeah, eepy
Doctor said chest was fine, lungs were fine
Is just some muscular pain, that it
Maybe some small worrying stuff but otherwise, nothing that requires immediate attention or worry
doctor: that will be 1 morbillion dollars tax not included
you got those too bitch theyre called canines
ConSOOOOM
you can play vehicle again
Nah this ain't america
Thankfully
this will be two donkeys
4 sheep
Wrong channel bud
NO
you don't understand, he has to share his silly gacha shit win
and get that extra dophamine squirt
also what the fuck did you just post yourself
ham 2.0
Maybe you should get a job
Can't i got parasites in my brain
Jobs are overrated
Maybe you should get yourself a job at Majestic 12
Maybe you should join majestic 12 in a bodybag
I have contamination immune in my brain
...Just another parasite


Don't tell pyrocynical
wish i was blind today
Loads you in the Bird Launcher
Quoting Jack The Oiler (@Jacktheoiler)
@pt0kes they have something like that but for birds and it launches them
Can still make that a reality
imagine going blind now and that image above is the last thing u ever see
find God
There you can go blind now

I already found myself
false God π
Still a god
That's just like, your opinion man
yes it is
fate worse than death
There are worse 
Thats right, he could be an unpaid discord Jannie to a server that makes fun of him all the time
Like falco
@tidal trellis
such as?
Greetings.
Hop on stalcraft

its not how it looks, its how you enjoy it, its especially enjoyable with friends 
aint that right @pastel quartz
Why don't you enjoy a better game with friends
Boyo?
I dont know
Anything but stalcraft
its stupid kirby
and he looked funny
so I just posted it
Alex
stalcraft is getting bigger Alex
Awful
now they have enough money to pay for sponsors alex
Awful
its only on the rise
better stalker gamma
Awful
No because it's not a firearm

Free to play game, lower barrier to entry, and Helldivers hype is gone
thing is stalcraft had a bad rep due to all the micro transactions
but somehow grew in playerbase
maybe they toned it down?
or maybe you can get the premium currency for free
still, i wouldnt play the game just because of the shitty style
by like player economy
YEAOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no but you can get your hands on just about anything if you have enough ingame currency
such as a premium status for your account
then there's also the season pass. which is cancer. but its also useful as shit
you can also buy the premium season pass (different from free season pass and premium account status) with ingame currency.
I still think a good chunk of stalcraft playerbase was russians who jumped ship, like 40-50%, I remember them being a pain in the ass when I played because they inherently knew the meta strats and weapons in the end game
i like sharing pain
can we kill weylin now
hi !
you can't kill me
hello there
shut up
: (
your not paying them enough
The more copper you steal the more Romanian you get
time to leech another artist
I literally drew the most degenerate shit that was given to me for 30 dollars
that was not inheritly illegal
will you get banned if you tell the details ?

diaper and milking machines
i am fixing your problem wym
Finally, piss shower
bath
pool
mexican water
what do you mean my problem
are you gaslighting me or something
Guy is not drawing you elf feet no more because he wants more money for it
Target

Bruh I need a new rifle
The ak kicks ass
Feck
Gif broke
fix yo gif headass
headass alert
twink alert
BRUH
this chat has gone to shit (part 57)
when doesn't it 
we need another purge
before you joined twinkster
what
holy shit i almost sent something here which i meant to send somewhere else
like that's gonna do anything
immediate ban
i regret nothing
mini heart attack when I forget in what chat I am
"This entire channel must be purged."
my career would be over
Post it anyway
i have no reasons to kill myself
don't think he's suicidal just yet
why are you playing persona
its fun
i am NOT attracted to the underage characters
ehhhhhhhh probably
lithuania mentioned
we'll see if I end up homeless
(hopefully not)
Homeless? Living in your car? Time to start a van life YouTube channel
is it the image share to discord feature?
maybe I'll become a bank robber idk, who knows
i swear that feature is pure bullshit
ah yes insert the name of the channel you want to send ur image. fucking "general" is in 32 different servers
is he drowning in alcohol
i opened discord and immediately ctrl + v and almost enter before i saw which server im in
Demoman
wtf
bro 
this is only something an eastern european can pull off
Whatβs all the cummotion
egirl piss
i almost got banned beacuse of cropped porn fr
very dehydrated I see
ye
hello, Goldenpussy

It's just a meme bro


a fucking duty member? come on bor. .,..,
@pale ingot
not my boy xi jinping
damn
you have like.. everything in there
also @pale ingot cant wait
i havent been playing stalcraft for a good while btw
i know
forced to play stalcraft
when the funger hits

now i need a cigarette
lung cansr
i am the cancer honey

he is cansur
yea idk why that keeps happening
send me the file
yea apparently only an issue for 720p
arent u like 14
No
this is like that flashgitz animation
Easy there cowboy
bro hasnt been weaned
Pyrocynical when fat farting furries
I thought he couldnβt look fatter
And I was proven wrong
Good morning guys
NUH UH
DESTINY BAD LIVE SERVICE GAME
Destiny is fucking awesome its the CEO thats dogshit
Wrong
Laying off 200 employees for a vintage car
Cry about 200 people
Especially final shape
The people who made final shape got fired...,.;,,,,
I fucking love the final shape raid
Omfg and vow of the disciple
Rhulk my beloved
sounds like something the GSC ceo would do 
Employees : make one of the best universes and lore for a game
CEO : yea but likeeee mustang
watching one of your favourite games become a fandom property is one of the worst things ive experienced
its 3am rn
ADHD is no fun
yea
are u diagnosed, @potent hamlet?
I am
inb4 diagnosed but nobody cares in chile
by who
by Dr Dave Davidson of course
Idk i was diagnosed when i was like 6
ah
By Dr. E. Light, duh
ok then. i wish u strenght
i almost got misdiagnosed for autism when i was like 3
Maybe the psychologist is dead by now
what is his purpose other than to be trolled by Giancarlo Esposito?
whats that, Cori?
Nothing
cant believe you just posted porn
My discord hadnt refreshed the chat properly
for some reason
I did not do that
stop lying
if only the mods checked deleted messages...
Mods should ban you
thats not how it would go
hiiii @broken topaz
duo? :3
yes!!!
duo?
2 players
wdym by that
I feel like weak lmao
No shit moron he means what game. How the fuck are you real.

isnt overheating your balls bad for sperm count 
there are microplastics in your balls right now
i dont think i gotta worry about a little bit of sweat
me
also greetings Cori
hi flopper
Hai floppy
Greetings.
what is this, the twink convention?

Not one so, idk what you're on about
the gang at group masturbation
is it possible to move an entire stash with cash and not manually hoofing all that shit
why are you exiled
stop looking at me
terrifying creature
yaeh didnt you sleep for a day
ALO

alt F4
:3
trolled


dont talk to me
catapult
Hey, fun tid bit, this pharaoh was first used in a history class book in US education, cca 2000
was too silly
"sike, WE was kings"
L
HAHAHAAH UNO reverse
@inland jackal @lone cedar @flint jacinth @tidal trellis @heavy peak @fresh rose
The immortal engineπͺ
Golf 2 
from the creators of cult classic, white Jesus
Tbh tall white Jesus has harder lore than tiny middle Eastern jesus
"don't need maintenance" i remember that guy who was cocksucking the cybertruck
he got the truck
it immediatly broke down for like 3 weeks in service and he was still throating it every day on twitter

as the bible itself says, "we always knew something was up with the guy, he was the only tall white guy in whole ass Jerusalem"
Habahahah we were surprised to find HIM bullying the Romans
oh
I have to run in the dark of the night to the drug store agaaaaain
Still got rope?
rope?

unfortunate
that's a good thing
oh god i love ai
gotta live to see blizzard activision crumble into dust
and grok to add new lore and quests to gamma in 2120
hi busy :3

sperm so powerful it speed ran pregnancy
I didnt mean it brothermin
that is not a cub
Thorazine?
that's some strong seed
8 month pregnant in 1 month
cdown
degenaracy spreads fast
while the schizo population of brainfart is alarmingly high, it doesn't mean everyone is one
@placid sail your mother's had an accident...
hai frota
Okay fuck off hahahah
nobody will love that long to see it
minus Grok cause he'll be a cyborg by then
she war on my thunder till i nuke
stalker 6 before gta 6


hillarious, I'll remember to share that with yours when I visit
speaking of ropes
stop shooting em
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#qotsa
nuh uh
CEASE
i didn't get fired yet
And DESIST
okay activision
hi tress hi frout
That's true
t vv
Anyways I am a human nuclear reactor
alo
Not trying to flex or anything
Cheeki breeki
do you require constant thorough and precise maintenance and control, lest the horrible meltdown will happen, too?
Nope
None of that
I just eat nuclear material and crap out uranium
boring
Not how that works, xenon and zirconium
Nuh uh
Ass
Yeah
π
But it's delicious
Mmh, thorium
2 words - pipe dream
PIPE DREAM
Nuh uh
I wuv thowium
@potent hamlet you will never be as cool war thunder player as i am
That's what my dad said last month when I called him after i fell ill
Legit
Classic thorium coper vs average 235 enjoyer
I'll show you the screenshot
alo
I wanna eat one
Greetings Surrae
ALOO 
throws up fissle material
Iraq:
jo
#πͺbruh-fart message
New favorite song just dropped @low atlas
Hasn't event properly started n
BEST GAME
My friend gets very aggressive against the enemies when we play
this suddenly made me want to cut myself off of every media
u can start rn or in 5 mins......................................
For once I'm not jacking off but actually doin some work, I'll be done about midnight/1am local
what?
fucking stickykeys over here
3 "stickykeys" trees

I'll take that
np, i will look for resources to start with
nooo not him
mods will kill you
ur growing a spine a bit too fast arent you
I always had one
Hes getting a hardon for abuse and mistreatment
From whipped cream to whipping cream
shut UP lmfao

I never liked being slandered what do you MEAN 
nah he about to be turned into a puffed pastry soon keep talking that SHIT

sending your twinky ass to portland
its poland dumbass
the cat was sold for fentanyl and pride flags
this is very sad
shut up, portland not poland. He hasn't invaded yet
but such is life in portland
if he invades then you can artie 5 him

but I doubt it
portland is just poland waiting to be invaded
if you start having dreams of flop then yeah

also why portland
hi twink
are you ploish
ploish
didn't you say you was gonna stop
all the femboys come from there
flopish
floppy cock
the hell is ploish
sweden
nah poland takes the w in femboy production
polish
OH GOD NO, I'm pakistani, I thank god everyday for this

damn thats rough
imagine
pakistani twinks have it worse
my poor cousin and his family lives in poland though, poor soul
Thats a contradictory statement and makes 0 sense thus you're wrong
why u do feel remorse ?
pakistani femboys have a small dating pool
other half wants them dead and the other half has sick fantasies
poor guy is stuck in there
thats a p good description actually koko
no such things exist
hey i wanna move to pakistan



