#🎪bruh-fart
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you actually already told me
im so damn indecisive its gonna be my downfall
ncss
aaaaa
something
How about you pen some bitches
ccna?
imma pen ur altyn, stinky
THAT
ur gonna have to learn networking first bud
Ive learned networking
im fresh outta relationship, i think ill be fine without bitches for a lil while
And ive already forgotten everything
ill just pay a whore
Alright can you make multiplayer
albeit i am revising more than anythin
Probably
On a very basic level
Already have
see you have a baseline understanding
i have zilch
ipconfig /all
minecraft when
thats my extent
yeah, but sometimes explaining things to someone who doesnt know in the field makes it stick better
I don't wanna code games for a living
oh yeah bouncin ideas off
minecraft server when*
when are you gonna hammer some german bitches mr loudmouth
Already done
But im in a relationship rn
hope it lasts
the offer is there, i havent really started anything yet so if u feel ready for it lmk
nothing more annoying than having to get used to bein alone in a house
I dont mind being alone
like right now
ok, bet
its 3am and im stoned af
call?
Lmao
Godspeed lads
up to you lmfao idm fuckin around for a bit
u make the call, its 4am and im tired as shit too so ill be retarded
gn
how about we do this when we share more than a braincell
Guys you should sleep
wait whos sleeping
if you think that'll help then ur not ready for networking
You can work your nets someother time
Goodnight my eurotardsa and sleep well with your fucked up sleep schedules
i knew this was coming
no
and i still hit enter
You must route the packets even in your sleep
and catch fire like that dude from how high, i still got halfa blunt left
youre gonna put up with me for 40 mins at least
idk put it out and smoke it later
That's gae
smells like afucking ashtray
You gotta finish what you started
never

naa w
i dont smoke or drink or nothing, idk if I can talk to you 3trees
we call unsmoked joints chickens
youre almost 20
and do none of that?
kinda commendable
He's afraid
thats kinda a normal thing to do trees
keep it up lil man
nearly a year away
hes a pious little man
remember that ouside of conservative countries
i got time
I had my first drink at 14
we are degenerates
if its your culture, is it really degeneracy?
Yes
yall are ok

God fearing fella
ok so you dont do none of that
what DO you do
Play video games
Energy drinks, gotta be
do you at least hit some shit
i would drink but i think i'd become an alcoholic
i dont goon like surrae
so you dont go out to mingle
Oof
like chicks/dudes whatever floats your boat
🦦
arent you bored?
Try cocaine
frota when he tries crack for the first time
ever even been on a date?
okay give me money
You know how expensive cocaine is
dont care for that
fair
frota will climb a mountains peak
so his soul can reach the heavens
dont all you germans do it
they do
surely its not that expensive
Only in frankfurt
and cocaine is not expensive anymore
wiener town
90%+ is 50e per gramme on the street
Ill take you to wiener town
:3
unless youre buying from cutlurally diverse people
then its 100
and its stepped on 50%
Id rather take anything else
Cocaine is so boring
Ye i know
and your nose hurts
Already done
its so boring
When i was in denmark
you do cocaine to work better
no
not to have fun
Its not long lasting enough for that
thats not how dopamine reuptake works
To work better you take adderall
you lose ALL focus
you do both
cocaine kills your concentration
you just yap and yap
and you wanna do 10 things at the same time
Yea its unfocused as shit
very unproductive
guess you trip on yourself often
Surrae doesnt even know their drugs smh
well yeah
im glad
otherwise hed be another degen like us
this way he actually has a useable brain
Hey I was like this always
The drugs had nothing to do with it
instead of crack I take copious amounts of stress daily
i think the effect is the same
I did it for a month, i liked it
i mean if it helped
it helped but like i had no appetite
I had appetite on Adderall
zits and shit
now you just rawdog it
or did you find an alt?
😭
I was relearning an entire semester worth of courses i neglected in one month
Thanks to adderall
dude my back still hasnt recovered
Nice
it took me 2 years
I want to try Adderall
but now its clean
its been more than that for sure
but i did that for half a year or so
and im very phys active
i still got focalin sitting around
you got issues with concentration? add or adhd?
nah, i focus decent but I end up degrading p quick when studying
softie
Yea
the problem is that youd initially feel a real high

@broken topaz ngl i been refreshing the map for the past half hour
checking for space city
dude the dam map is SO bad
im hesitant to say try for shits and giggles cause i know how quickly one can like feeling like theyre in limitless
i'd rather be doing that than playing it
Restart game and update?
Or when is it dropping
you eventually run out of fumes studying and putting shit into your head, so I want to try and push limits
it says the 16th
because I've done shit I'm not proud of
but an event that starts on the 16th started already
So today
so idk when they're rolling it out
staying up 4 days working on shit like a moron
Even adderall wont help with that
Yeah, not worth
You'll crash eventually
its prolly also a bunch of other stuff too
so I already can push myself decently but i could be better, maybe
potentially, you can lose all appetite, grind your teeth down, get ticks, sweat disgustingly smelly and get acne.
If you think thats worth it, go for it
dietary and such
80%
i don't eat and I already grind in my sleep
Just get some pervitin
Fuck it we ball
Keeps you alert in the trenches
yall heard the story fo the finnish soldier who ate a regiments worth of meth?
Yes
yeah lmfao
Yep
What a guy
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He's my idol
Him and i share the same resting heartbeat
Nice
Real?
♻️
look up polyaddicts on youtube
most share the same story
females do that mostly
cause men tend to sweat a lot of it out
Gonna lick the meth sweat of a female tweaker
but yeah thats why the high is 1500x times higher than any other dopamine agonist
thats how that dude stayed on for 2 weeks
he literally couldnt get rid of it
thats why meth freaks me the fuck out
i had many opportunities
and the piss story is all i could think of
yeah im not doing THAT
youd just start walking towards poland if you took it
ancestral memories kick in
My ancestors got sunk in the baltic
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3413199/
@low atlas @broken topaz @gloomy wraith
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if you think im full of shit
Oh no i believe you
on these topics I trust u
never do that
I believe all strangers on the internet
just because i gained your trust doesnt make me any less likely to lie @low atlas
TRUST BUT VERIFY
I didn't, just didn't expect this on brainfart of all places
i have a bomb
Brainfart is a good source of knowledge
I also give out free medical advice sometimes
In this department it doesn't quite matter if you lie
just making sure
its not a healthy mindset to have
i am still a rando on the net
ive been the entire fucking day playing skate 3
Nice
Based
based take?
fuck skaters
but skate 3 slapped
Yeah
did I ever tell you when I was in a uni in saudi there's some mfs that thought my ppl have tails
Skate 3 is the best skating game
What
YOUR PPL?!
i think about that a lot
like saudis?
shias
Wdym your people?
and going outside to skate is like
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
cringe
thats too good
they thought we spat in tea and food sometimes too
people in skate parks are fucking weird
run
I could do a kickflip when i was younger
Like I'm not generalizing someone actually asked me to show him my tail
i mean i was told croatians stink no matter how much they shower
So show him
Smh
Dont be rude
I'm shy about it
Last time i was in a skatepark i got harassed because i was a poser
Ah yes, stereotypes
It retracts when I'm anxious
i could catch balance like a drunk, then flip the board into your windshield as you snag me with your car
and i wasnt a poser, i actually just was
best trick
like
harrassed because youre not homeless enough
HAHAAHA
fucking losers
yeah, pretty much
If you're not riding the park, being there sucks anyway
i was like just a month into skating and i was like 14
Cunts
This is true tho
imagine if they killed like a really good skater chick
Just dont skate park fr
i hate skating but thats still a loss
nay i used to bed one
traitor
did they spit though
She must've spit in your weed atleast once
There'd be a lot of furries there if they had tails
Lmfao
i ended up just skating in my local concrete park
naaaah do that youre sleepin wherever u want
i'll probably get one of those retro skates to go around
I remember one time I actually invited a friend for lunch and I made the food
He was NOT eating till I ate first
I got a board for for vert skating
Because he was worried I did smth with the food
wait do you mean skateBOARD or that rollerblade typa shit?
Plenty good for just riding around
like a surfskate
FUCKING GAME OF THRONES T
aaaaa got it
ive got a skateboard just gathering dust though
like a big pennie skate
fkn assassin's Creed playthrough
yeeee we call it rolka
hahahaah
its for speed
These are OG af
this is good on pump tracks
skate 4 coming
hmmm im thinkin am i too old
or is it still gonna be fun
yes but also its prolly gonna be too modernized
i like that is bigger and has bigger wheels and longer trucks
so its probably more stable
longboard
yeah those are meant for pump tracks and bowl pits
but longboards are hella long
not for tricks
i never could do skating, shit is scary
thats a whole different sin
they're above average maybe'
skating looks scary?
really?!
have you seen downhill
bmx
i would love to go around town like faster than i do with a pennie and more stable that i do with a skateboard
I mean balancing myself never worked, and idfk how ppl do tricks
or might get a 8'' board
I go downhill everyday on my bike yh
even my retarded ass can do an ollie
It's exciting, maybe why I'm also interested in motorcycles all of a sudden
hiiii :3
hows nota doin
Amazing performance from Danny Hart's
Credits for Freecaster.tv
I love motorcycles ngl
Tbh I want a motorcycle too, i wanna atleast drive a sports one in a track or smth
that looks cooler than skating
and somehow less dangerous lmao
one of the scariest shits you can do as a human
I don't envy his ass cheeks
i tried a fucking mark 1 trackj
wingsuiting?
almost died
if you pack it well its still safe
Uh
who doesnt
you just pull the chute and off you go

i would love to get a Downhill double suspension bike
they never sit down hahaaha
got 8k?
glad ur atleast doing the bare minimum nota
smartasses that say: ''That's dangerous''
i got like 10 cents
ive done wheelies on black ice before, not that dangerous
but on a serious note, i rode one i rented
a 10k bike
for 2 drops
you should try
theres lots of clubs all around
i mean sure ive broken a few bones
you usually have like a fucking gondola to the top of track
i got a hardtail 27.5 mtb
one way to make your ass a pancake
but i might modify it like with a couple stuff to make it lighter and better
or straight up get a dirtjump bike
trial bikes are nice
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no seat on one of them
just HUGE BALLS
Jfc
But first id love to get a full face helmet
Yes, I had one of those
Dumb kid me didn't really need it but it was awesome
i recommend if youre gonna off road, buy a boxing mouthguard, youll thank me later
itll save ur teeth
also
trials fusion is peak
its superior
and actually helps
skid damage is just as awful on a face
as is a cracked skull
theres a throwback
you forget tho
im REALLY old
fuck
i know dude
Yo, I had one in black and red
i also had one but it broke
skill issue
but now i want another because using a BMX helmet is like, not cool
I thought you had motocross madness 2
Yeah, I could never go back to a normal helmet after having that
that was a "dad wants to go on pc" moment
YOU GOT BIKES?!
UUUURNGH
i mean, not uncool, but i want to use a helmet that can save my face and skull if i fall over
you think u that pretty?
pff
i wouldnt care about spending like 150 bucks if im more safe
i mean, i may not be Alexis Texas but at least there's people waiting for me at home
DAMN shots fired?
i was joking jesus
wheres my rope
genuinely good retord
and i INFACT have noone waiting for me at home since i broke up couple months ago
so shots fired and shots landed 
lool im so sorry
you forget ure in brainfart?
YOURE IN BRAINFART what are you sorry for
Being in brainfart
youre in the same circle of hell
idk i just dont like being really mean
lmao
i like insulting people but not with stuff they really suffer
xd
also you realise i fired first right? 
and now youre sorry
woman moment
yeah, but im like
used to joke around that way with friends
just insulting each other or stuff lmao
HONDA DAX AT 300 BUCKS?!
based take
thats the stuff of life
the funniest part of the meme is being reminded when it was made
Sounds like a dare
like i have hot water here mf
Fine, cold tub stream then
why cant we deflate the economy by burning cash
im here fucking playing mf deppresion emulator 3
god i love Heather Mason
you have to burn goods
and services
they got the wrong guy twice
i dont doubt you
why does bad things always happen to me
also how big of a crime is arson
japanese acc description
depending on how much was damaged right
its a big boy crime
whats the minimum punishment
that must have taken so long
why this game gotta have such a weird start?
but arson itself isnt that bad just as long as you dont burn property
or people
so like intentionally starting a fire in your own house probably isnt as bad of a crime
just make sure the fire doesnt spread to neighboring properties
Not me having flashbacks to whichever one starts in the fucking car park
which is easier said than done
one
whats the best way for fire to spread
most defense for arson is not having the intent to intentionally start a fire to destroy property structures or dwellings
quiche
I never knew where to go 😂
uhhh
hmmm
gasoline?
most well built structures have deterents for fire like fire alarms and fire suppression systems
hypothetically if i buy a few can of gas and cover a forested area with them and burn it how long will i go to jail for
so idk maybe live in a place thats humid enough that fire can spread by gusts of winds and have the neighbor be so shit that fire suppression systems and ventillation is so bad that fire can spread easier
hmm i dont think thats arson
oh, so i had to die?
no thats not what im saying 
most countries have special penal laws about starting forest fires
elaborate
ecological laws passed by legislation or whatever government body that passes laws

like FOREST act in the usa
She be like me frfr
💋
with special laws you dont need intent just the act done
im considering some of my options
thats something ill never do

so how long will i spend in prison for it
if i were to do it
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depends on the law or ordinance in your country
and usually how bad the fire is
but the least is a fine
that doesnt seem fair it should be illegal
usaully
hmm i see alright
and the worst is imprisonment for a set amount of time
i dont think you can be charged with life
yes, how long
but the fine can rack up
money's not really a problem
its a property issue
they wont charge you life so probably a few months
and a hefty fine
sorry not hefty
huge
for an entire forest? not bad
i dont know how most countries can charge you for forest fires
if its like a national reserve
you have to pay for all the damages
like all

if animals are involved you can get charged with another crime
if other people are involved you can get charged with grave criminal chaeges
and those can penalize you with longer years
but i dont think life
since you dont intend to kill people
you can be charged with multiple. years tho
im patient
saw a case in thailand some lady was charged with 100+ years for fraud
it'll look good on my resume
theres a difference between life and a sentence that exceeds your life span
but practically speaking theres no difference
That whole conversation was like looking at someone trying to converse with ChatGPT 3.0 
im not a lawyer yet
thats why my ass answers are chat gpt
also im not a law student in sweden 
or whatever country you live in
You seem to know a lot laws but do you know how to cook meth?
Better call saul
thats a serious crime
meth ruin lives
@fallow trellisbtw do you know what country still has the death penalty
wait i can just google that
usa?
if you live in europe idt they have those anymore
maybe argentina
i just want to get into labor law and sue small business for millions of dollars
@tidal trellis
@demotwink
i have more questions
?
like what does an armadillo taste like?
i dont think im qualified to answer them but i love spreading misinformation
chicken
are they endangered or something?

make sure you only eat certain types
ive done some research and theyre legal to hunt in some places like mexico
yucatan i believe
some carry some nasty diseases even when cooked
ill be sure to be careful
shoutout to the 2 people that had OP builds that helped me in my fight
hi vro lets touch
idk how Heather Mason can get into such a nightmarish world and just keep with being a little scared
i would be like hour and a half crying for my daddy to save me
like she's a 16 year girl with a gun and a switchblade fighting with fucking monsters
at 16 i was crying because i missed my friend because she didnt appeared one day
damn i gotta do that fr
wait
which cup was the one that had like
lead paint on it?
what the fuck happen here
whats all the block message spam
you made potato call you bots
whodunit
hacking in IRL
you can do that once per store
sadly
that's why you get the big cup
alternatively you can use a CIA silicone mask to counteract P.ID from cameras/witnesses without the negative drawbacks of the balaclava (looking like a bank robber)
(allegedly)
This
cheese is just good with wine dingus
get yourself goat cheese and red wine
youll feel like youre in heaven
like a
SSSSSSPIT IT OUT STUPID
like a orange turtleneck sleeveless thing
I dont fucking drink liquid yeast
ew

dollar store wine buyer
hahahah
you never had good wine??
like Porto wine
Wine?
from portugal
vietnamese
German?
Bro im not coro
nvm
Have you tried drinking that nefarious dark matter alcohol that sends you 40,000 years into the future?
now i can KINDA understand why he doesnt do wine
little chittering fella
germen
hi somebody

Taking a child birth ahh shit rn
silly body
God i hope you furry
I hope you accidentally bought Unheard Tarkov
sorry im not interested in u
i have a rice paddy to sell you
Two dara
3 dong and your mother's cooking recipes
2.5 dara
2.49 dara
:D
you guys use straws?
You in brainfart?
sometimes
what about you
Yes
que es colgante?
a Necklace
lmao paper straw user
cope and seethe over the glory of the glass straw gigachads
glass straw?
Glass straw
do mfs not chew on their straws
haven't seen one of those
tooth chipper device
what sort of mental mf would chew on a glass/metal straw
metal is worse
wont break if you transfer between hot and cold drinks
plastic/paper ones??
thats different
yes, and metal ones
i got 2 of each while i was in belgium, very good, i like
Ah
they're meant for smoking crack
you guys dont have plastic straws?
we do
i just dont like them, cus i went to a civillised country and yoinked some glass and metal straws
its like a nomadic khan using chalices he stole from the byzantine empire
Did you record it ?
Like any non retarded civillian would
no, i didnt even noticed
why would you record a earthquake?
the news
For views
I survived a magnitude 7.1 earthquake
And trust me you do notice
When shit is that shaky
we both like apple cider
but your hair smelling like fruit punchh
It is Miku
no that is miku, like properly
The song for that animation is Hatsune Miku Rabbit Hole
let's give to this a try
Nicee
What is brother waffling about
you said you liked the jumper i wore
Look it up on YouTube I cant send link since I dont think its appropriate enough even for this channel
so ill always wear it
Oh oky
Second time, i kinda stopped after i finished the sierra thingy dlc and now the save files are missing
@inland jackal
@final rose
now you should do NCR line to get enclave armor
its really nice to talk to you
its really nice to hold your hand
I will kill everyone thoe
Cause funni
I got myself the russian badger dummy build
@potent hamlet
and even if we're just friends
@potent hamlet
we could be more than that
P!gerara
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stop fucking daydrinking @potent hamlet
i havent drink today
just autistic then?
yeah you dont look like you friends with "normal" or "well adjusted"
Ne da joj decko dovoljno ocigledno 
kurwa
A ja sam zaba zaba
stoposto neki slim jim pederko

Papucar
TAAAAAAAAACNO
now that i think, i havent seen them in like
3 or 4 weeks
Jbt meni se to gadi
i havent been able to be with them lately
because i prefer spending time with my bf
najvise mrzim ove 3/4
Papucar bf

imma curbstomp any dude in this
you mention that bf so much im statrting to think he either
- imaginary
- not a dude
- incarcerated
- ur father
@tidal trellis
Dan za metak
Hello.
Jebeni petak
or maybe i just love him so much i cant stop thinking of him
admit it you came here to get a little verbally bullied by alex
must be fresh relationship
Okay but tell him that, not brainfart 
or youre both autismos
@flint jacinth juce u 10min do 16, 10 min pre kraja radnog vremena, menadzer uvali mi nalog ograde za do 9 danas
Doslo mi da mu ga gurnem tamo di sunce ne sija
I'm not a masochist bro, I post this every Friday
sta ces sad da udjes u 5 i guras?
You fucking woke him up
Ma kaki, nek oni mene cekaju sada kada mi je uvalio tada
i was awake before you
When will you learn Alex
thats a new one

