🎪bruh-fart

[low atlas]

thank god im made with puffpastry

your choice of wording is

interesting

[flint jacinth]

twinkies are just dick holsters

[low atlas]

bro

[flint jacinth]

i dont even need to explain

yall know what to do

[low atlas]

i think you cant

[flint jacinth]

if something is perceived as weird just dont explain

pretend its normal

kind of like that dude here

that gorelover

[low atlas]

got home at 1 am, masculine urge to fuck my sleep sideways

the temptation is growing the more you talk about fucking cake

[flint jacinth]

were you partying?

[low atlas]

partying? lol no

[flint jacinth]

wtf you doin out at 1

[low atlas]

catching up with old friends

most of them havent seen me for 3~ years, if not all

[flint jacinth]

im so european it hurts

i was about to ask "wtf were you doing out, drikinn tea"

and yeah

you probably were

[low atlas]

...maybe a bit too much

and i cant sleep

[flint jacinth]

for us degens booze is just too normal

i cant imagine not using social lube

[low atlas]

im 100% sure if i drink i will overshare to fuck

[flint jacinth]

when meeting my friends

[flint jacinth]

yes

thats the poit

[low atlas]

i dont use any kind of lube

socially or physically

[flint jacinth]

otherwise guys would just talk about fucking cars and sport

[low atlas]

nahh

[flint jacinth]

when you get hammered

then its bitches and politics

and racismn

[low atlas]

i am racist towards egyptians around the homies

[flint jacinth]

everyone is racist toward someone

thats how we made cultures

😄

[low atlas]

i cant help it, the urge is too strong

its not even culture

this is personal hatred

[zealous elm]

mf go to sleep 😭

[flint jacinth]

i feel the same way about croats

[flint jacinth]

im sorry you had to read that

how do you use that black censor thing?

ill put that over my dubious shit

[zealous elm]

||

on both sides

i think

[low atlas]

thats why you were upset at me for saying ur one

[flint jacinth]

||twinkie is a dickholster||

nope

[barren parcel]

|| yippe ||

[zealous elm]

||monkey||

yes

[low atlas]

two of them stinky

[flint jacinth]

AAAAAAAA

[low atlas]

hes learning

[flint jacinth]

much obliged

[low atlas]

if ur on pc

you can highlight the txt before you send it

[flint jacinth]

ofc, im a degen

[low atlas]

and click the eye

[zealous elm]

you can also put /spoiler

[flint jacinth]

||very nice tip||

[low atlas]

you know what's weird asf

[flint jacinth]

heres a concept

hotdog but the sausage is sweet

[flint jacinth]

this fucking channel?

[low atlas]

nah, seeing people you havent seen in years

and seeing that they are the exact same

its surprising how one can remain the same

[flint jacinth]

its more surprising how in detail we recall them

you dont forget a single quirk

[low atlas]

thats u bro

[flint jacinth]

a single mannerism

[zealous elm]

||e||

[low atlas]

i dont remember shit

[flint jacinth]

i mix info up but i rarely forget ye

never forget a face and a name

[low atlas]

best thing about arabic

[zealous elm]

i drive

[low atlas]

is that if u dont know the name of someone, you just call them brother

no one ever questions it

[flint jacinth]

same in any balkan

you forgot

hes either brate

brt

bratan

JARO

kralju (king)

[zealous elm]

in my country if you call someone on the street brother theyll either think you want money or youre a gipsy

[flint jacinth]

god forbid theres anything unique visually about you

[low atlas]

when is the brother tvoje srce

[flint jacinth]

my mate had a mole kinda between the eyebrows

a little on the left

guess what his name was asince 1st day of year 1

Trece oko

thirdeye

😂

[low atlas]

thats cool though

when i was a kid

[flint jacinth]

it is a cool nick ngl

[low atlas]

everyone called me V

[flint jacinth]

hahahaah nice

[low atlas]

because i had my head split open and the scar was in the shape of a V in the middle of my forehead

[flint jacinth]

my name cant be any shorter

so i always got lucky

cant nickname 3 letter names

[low atlas]

well it wasnt off my name so

like u said, visually unique

[flint jacinth]

face scars are peak

i have my left orbital split open

but is left to right

not up and down

so its kinda not that drippy

i have a split chin (and detached jaw)

[low atlas]

my scar is on the orbital too!!

[flint jacinth]

so i have a smile under a smile

[gleaming grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UnmtrYrZI

[low atlas]

on the upper side

[flint jacinth]

left upper orbital for me

2 cm split

[low atlas]

ahhh

its on the right for me

[flint jacinth]

chin is like

7 cm

4 stitches

[low atlas]

dude

[zealous elm]

not just face scars

[low atlas]

wtf happened to u

[flint jacinth]

got jumped by 3

ate a kick to the jaw

tore it off

only muscle holds on right hand

i can make crunchy noises

😄

[low atlas]

yea yea yea thats cope right there you got a detached jaw from something else

[flint jacinth]

but you couldnt tell visually

[low atlas]

no need to hide it

[flint jacinth]

im only SLIGHTLY bent

also missing 2 teeth (upper 4 and 5)

[zealous elm]

i had a friend who got fucked up by glass and his right torso and arm looks like senator armstrong

[flint jacinth]

😄

[flint jacinth]

glass is ass

[zealous elm]

dang

[low atlas]

there is ass in glass

[zealous elm]

what did u do

[low atlas]

i can one up you trees

[flint jacinth]

talked shit in a bar

[low atlas]

i got a scar on my balls

[flint jacinth]

you realise saying that to a dude is literally like doing it

cause my stomach instantly hurts

hahaaha

[low atlas]

:}

i can tell the story if u want

but i got to see my testicles

[zealous elm]

i cut my ball hair with big rusty gardening scissors and i accidentally cut one smoove off what do i do

[low atlas]

ill say that much

[flint jacinth]

i mean yeah, i like people suffering

go ahead

[flint jacinth]

kinda deserved it

[deep topaz]

i have some small scars on my arm, but it's from a cat latching to it with it's claws

ouchie

[fresh rose]

Ballsack fairy stole one of your family jewels

[flint jacinth]

but they could have left my ribs whole

[gleaming grove]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flint jacinth]

those are daily for me ahahahah

[flint jacinth]

HAUK TUAH

sellout

[low atlas]

||i was a kid, like 6 or so, my sister was on a skateboard balancing herself and my monkey ass jumped on her back, she wobbled hard and fell, and my balls latched onto the edge of the bed frame, and ripped right open before my head slammed against the ceramic floor||

[zealous elm]

eh i obviously dont know shit about the situation i wasnt there but talking shit in bars generally results in just that

[flint jacinth]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i gotta go take a piss

to check

fml

[low atlas]

hahahahah

[flint jacinth]

i thought i was dumb

holy shit

[low atlas]

i was a bit adventurous.

[flint jacinth]

you still fertile and shit?

[zealous elm]

shit man

[low atlas]

well, i dont know

but i still can bust if thats what ur asking

cus the sack was the most damaged according to the doctors

[flint jacinth]

meh they would have told you if any damage was done to the testes themselves

fuck me

i feel like pukin a little

[low atlas]

hehehehe

yea

its fucked

but u know what

[barren parcel]

The only major injury I had was nearly cutting of my finger

[low atlas]

i got to see my testicles

no one else has

and ill take that with pride

[flint jacinth]

kept it?

[barren parcel]

what about the medical staff

it was 1/2 sliced through so it healed fast

[flint jacinth]

you tried tho

cant blame a man

im missing a knuckle

[low atlas]

DUDE

did u know

when they stitched me up

[barren parcel]

but no broken bones, or any other major injuries though to me funnily enough. The amount I fell or wipped out skiing, shooting, or combat sports im suprised

[low atlas]

no pain meds no nothing, i was too young apparently for it

so they just held me the fuck down

and stitched my shit up

[flint jacinth]

I DONT KNOW HOW but same

no real breaks minus the jaw

[zealous elm]

hell naw

[flint jacinth]

and thats not a real break

[flint jacinth]

aiiii, i had to do it once cause i was drunk as fuck and they didnt wanna gimme local for some reason

its not fun to get a live stitch

i cant imagine on the nuts

WTF

[zealous elm]

dang i dont think i ever had any injuries of his type

[flint jacinth]

btw what combat sport did you do

you got my interest

[low atlas]

femur breaker sfx playin as they stitch me

[barren parcel]

HEMA, 6 years, not great at it though due to me being dumb

I want to get into armored combat, but I only do my sports in bursts

[flint jacinth]

a motherfucking fencer?

just not that gae shit

longsword

[barren parcel]

Longsword, Greatsword, Saber and spear

[flint jacinth]

YEEE MY MAN

where you from?

[zealous elm]

other than one i cant remember when i was lil my bro hit my head full swing with a broom and broke my shit lmao

[barren parcel]

I will DM you

[zealous elm]

yoo spear

rare pick but goated

it doesnt look as cool as swords i guess but its basically the best

[low atlas]

spears are sick

with good footwork you can look really impressive

[pastel quartz]

did you actually give bsg 250$ for that

[gleaming grove]

well 50 extra dollars for Unheard PvE yes

[pastel quartz]

brother

just get fucking spt

[gleaming grove]

I already got SPT

[pastel quartz]

its better in nearly every metric

[gleaming grove]

I just get Extra PvE

[pastel quartz]

[gleaming grove]

damn right

making my money worth

[pastel quartz]

welp, it's your money, glad you are happy about this, maybe i'm just too frugal with my money and don't get it

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[gleaming grove]

you should get it too

be a true believer

[fresh rose]

Tbh

Ive read worse

[low atlas]

lmfao

[gleaming grove]

just kidding

[pastel quartz]

[low atlas]

the shock of it was bad at the moment but looking back on it it could've beenw orse

[gleaming grove]

I have owned EOD for a while and BSG gives EOD free PvE access so

it's a win win for me

I play SPT anyway

[flint jacinth]

why do you poison our good faith with your unheard whispers

[pastel quartz]

Spt is actually so cool, that one ai overhaul mod is really well done

[flint jacinth]

i cast you into https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/931627162124050442

[narrow lotus]

3 am retardism

[fresh rose]

Akshualky

🤓

Its 2 am

[high meteor]

What the actual fuck

[flint jacinth]

MINUS 3 am

[high meteor]

I will not wish this on my worst enemy

[flint jacinth]

mmmmmmm

debatable

[high meteor]

Yea u right

[flint jacinth]

see

[barren parcel]

I got a spearhead to my unprotected balls

they hurt

[severe sequoia]

really wish i didn't read that

[broken topaz]

German work life balance be like:

My psychologist just sent me an email

Its nearly 2 am

Bitch go sleep

The fuck

[barren parcel]

be in a different time zone doofus

[broken topaz]

No

[slender rock]

fuck ya timezones

bing bong

[broken topaz]

I live outside of timezones as a concept

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1273788352025460819/455352047_122170309262209726_7360260656269326911_n.png?ex=66bfe358&is=66be91d8&hm=44056b8807ec1b179bd4893bbba74f8eea17468fff1e511aed36e7ff760647f4&

tyranny

[broken topaz]

Is thaf the same toilet

From the

Pissing all by yourself handsome

Video

Or am i tripping

Nvm

Im tripping

[deep topaz]

HAHAHA yes.... yes you willl buy this year's slop...yesssss

[broken topaz]

Don't mind me

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hetalia-russia-aph-russia-hetalia-russia-hetalia-ivan-braginsky-gif-2029701630364863088

[flint jacinth]

if its display only then why is the board raised

[broken topaz]

Love it

[flint jacinth]

that looks like a target man

[deep topaz]

ask hurgen durgen, ceo of ikea

[broken topaz]

you look like a target

[flint jacinth]

for harrassment ye

[slender rock]

you both look like fresh targets

[broken topaz]

And you look blurry

Sharpen up

[slender rock]

can't

1.6MP only

[broken topaz]

Nintendo DS camera

Looking ass

[slender rock]

yos

you mirin

you's mirin

[broken topaz]

My brother broke my nintendo ds

When i was very young

[flat fractal]

Kill him

[broken topaz]

Ive never forgiven him

[flat fractal]

I wouldn't

[broken topaz]

He effectively killed my Nintendog

:c

[flat fractal]

You never got another ds? x.x damn

[glad carbon]

omg hiiiii @broken topaz

[broken topaz]

No i was a child and my parents couldn't or wouldnt replace it

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

And i wasnt gonna get one as an adult

[broken topaz]

Haiii

Couldn't sleep

[slender rock]

was he their favourite?

[glad carbon]

cori we need to duo

new event just dropped

[broken topaz]

He was their first

[glad carbon]

mandlebrick or whatever

[broken topaz]

And the one that was planned

[slender rock]

yeah

😦

[broken topaz]

I was a "movie that was too boring to continue watching"

[flat fractal]

0.0

[slender rock]

😦 that's fucked up

[broken topaz]

Im not duoing now

[slender rock]

😢

[glad carbon]

also space city is today

in like

[broken topaz]

Is it?

[glad carbon]

a couple hours

[slender rock]

yeah

[flat fractal]

No xD

No it isn't dude xD

[broken topaz]

Yea i mean i dont think it is

[slender rock]

parents shuldn't fucking pick favourites or "plan"

fucking christ

[broken topaz]

Im still loved

[barren parcel]

Aye I be a 'surpise'

[slender rock]

I mean they should

but like

[broken topaz]

Afterall im the prettier and more successful one

:3

That bar is rather low tho

[flat fractal]

I was planned but like they said to be a sibling for my older brother lmao but he doesnt even like me xD

[broken topaz]

Happy lil accident

https://tenor.com/view/bob-ross-happy-accidents-gif-7215839

[flat fractal]

Awwwww

[slender rock]

I'm the baby of the famiy (so called family that pretty much isn't in my life at all beside siblings on facebook and shit) taking care of mom

after dad passed is like okay....

no support from them

🙂

[barren parcel]

damn

[slender rock]

yep

[barren parcel]

thats different in mine

Hope that turns out for the better soon

[broken topaz]

My moms side of the family got into a massive fight after Grandpa died

[slender rock]

dysfuctional at the end I guess when people forget what happened really vs some drama bullshit

[broken topaz]

And they're no longer on speaking terms

Aunt and grandma disregarded all of Grandpa's wishes before death in the hospital and after

My mom wasn't going along with it

[slender rock]

my mom's side, her sister had her mom's will changed

[broken topaz]

My aunt ordered a fucking chinese gravestone of amazon to save money lol

[barren parcel]

Compared to our cousins, my family is pretty isolationist since we live away, but we do see some once in a while

[slender rock]

wrote my mom's out of the will and shit modifed it at the last second

[flint jacinth]

im so sorry to hear that

i coudlnt imagine life without a big balkan family

[slender rock]

my aunt is a bitch... so

[flint jacinth]

at least you were a good person and did the right thing

[broken topaz]

Sounds epic

Hope its better than zero dam

[barren parcel]

its actually nice sometimes, though my family is lucky

[slender rock]

my dads side, well some of it was lies or my dad's first wive telling shit to stir up drama

[broken topaz]

My aunt is a bitch too

[flat fractal]

Same

But she's actually mentally ill so

[slender rock]

like telling my brother that our dad isn't our dad

[barren parcel]

damn

[flint jacinth]

i got like 30+ relatives on each side of family, thats not including all their childten

[broken topaz]

My dad's got 6 siblings

He is balkan at heart

[slender rock]

like okay first of all... he wasn't a kind generous person that would raise someone else's kids that's for sure

[flint jacinth]

im an uncle.... 15times?

more?

does it count if your cousins make babies?

[slender rock]

so I have times to tell my brother in his drunken state that people tell him bullshit

[barren parcel]

like all I know is literally my grandparents and my uncle, thats it

[flint jacinth]

then im up to 25

[barren parcel]

I have not seen anyone else for about 10 years

[flint jacinth]

i cant imagine that

[broken topaz]

Counts if you have contact with em relatively frequently

[flint jacinth]

every birthday pretty much

[broken topaz]

I have aunts that i literally wouldnt recognise

[flint jacinth]

not ALL make it every year

[barren parcel]

everyone lives in a couple states over

[flint jacinth]

but then i just go to one of theirs

[slender rock]

how about being a uncle but, the nephew is older by 2ish years.

like

[broken topaz]

I told you guys about my grandma's sister that killed her baby right?

[slender rock]

gg

xD

[flint jacinth]

oh yeah, my dad remarried so i have fucking 3 half sisters

and my niece is 12 years older somehow

XD

[slender rock]

uncle to my half sisters kids

which she like my half brothers all drank themselves to death

for some fucking reason my dad's side is self-destructive

[broken topaz]

My dad's side is depressed and schizophrenic

Thats where i get it from

[slender rock]

ontop of the child abuse he endured... and prior abuses and shit further down the roots being native americans being pushed into reservations and shit

[barren parcel]

as a interlude option from the depressive shit going on here is some canadian music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOpx04Rv0jE

[flint jacinth]

can relate, lots of alcoholics on dads side

[slender rock]

seeing apaches didn't sign the treaties so

[flint jacinth]

my father included

[slender rock]

yeah

[flint jacinth]

glad he was a happy kinda drunk

[slender rock]

beers nothing

hard liq well

[barren parcel]

You a rezzer? or did ya get out of it?

[broken topaz]

I remember a massive blood stain on the wall in my childhood home where my drunk dad hit his head very hard

[flint jacinth]

HIS. FUCKING. LOSS.

[slender rock]

half native

my dad wasn't

[flint jacinth]

rezzer is a term?

WHOA

[broken topaz]

Woah you cant say zhat

[flint jacinth]

hahaha sorry imma make a slur out of it

[slender rock]

but I think grandparents or greatgrand parents were from san carlos but all that stuff my sister had research papers

[broken topaz]

Its rezza

[barren parcel]

Rez, reservation,

[flint jacinth]

oh i get it

[slender rock]

so i don't know where the hell that stuff is now

[flint jacinth]

i just didnt know thats a thing

hahaah

[barren parcel]

its a term where i am

[flint jacinth]

gerrouddahere you rezzer

[slender rock]

moms side is mix of British/Scottish and Bavarian German

[flint jacinth]

HAHAAHA

[broken topaz]

Bavarian ew

[slender rock]

fuck you lol

[barren parcel]

slovak, pole, german

[flint jacinth]

EW?

[barren parcel]

atleast from what i know

[flint jacinth]

what the fuck you know about bavaria

[broken topaz]

Bavaria is the worst part of germany

[slender rock]

damn cori coming in hot with the hate

[broken topaz]

We'd welcome their independence

[flint jacinth]

you never go ther

shut up

[slender rock]

I CAN'T CHOOSE MY ANCESTORS

[broken topaz]

Ive been there

[flint jacinth]

no german goes there

unless bavarian

[slender rock]

give me some slack 😭

[flint jacinth]

bavaria is based

other germans arent

they got all the good food and beer

all the other germans have is berlin

[broken topaz]

The fire department i was with had a partnership with a bavarian fire department

[flint jacinth]

and the largest gae parade

[barren parcel]

my friend got deployed in bavaria, or got to go to it during leave and he liked it

[gleaming grove]

Cori is Bosnian?????? 😱

[flint jacinth]

im hyperbolizin HAHAAH

[slender rock]

Bavaria was the artsy and foodie bit of germany no?

[broken topaz]

No

[flint jacinth]

IS

[broken topaz]

Its the christian conservative part of germany

[flint jacinth]

all the good shits from there

[slender rock]

I need to visit sometime before I fucking die

would be nice

idk

[flint jacinth]

german bavaria

chzech bohemia

polish west

beautiful shit

rest of germany isnt worth a look

[broken topaz]

The artsy stuff is in big metropolitan university cities. Berlin, hamburg, cologne. Munich only has renowned tech

[barren parcel]

what about the part of poland that is just mines

I wanna go there

[flint jacinth]

its just nasty factories and progressive garbage

[flint jacinth]

gothic 2 valley of the mines refference

[slender rock]

same with anything from that shitty island they call england there's an ancestral ties there some banker to one of the various kings buried in the westminster abbey somewhere

[flint jacinth]

(sorry im on a roll)

[broken topaz]

The factories are in a localised belt in and around duisburg

Literally nowhere else in a grand scale

[flint jacinth]

ive been to munich, stutt, ham and hanno

its not that bad

[barren parcel]

what is the california of germany

[flint jacinth]

but they arent beautiful cities

soulless

[barren parcel]

like the biggest piece of shit you hate

[broken topaz]

There's a town near me called California

:D

[barren parcel]

lol

[slender rock]

wow

[flint jacinth]

austria

[barren parcel]

I live near hell

[slender rock]

calm down there

fucking hell

[barren parcel]

i mean within 4 hours

[slender rock]

I know Cali is shitty but that's mostly bay and most of the LA valley

fuck

[flint jacinth]

cali is a degen shithole

[barren parcel]

never been close to the west

[flint jacinth]

sf, ls, oakland

sacra

[slender rock]

HOLD UP

[flint jacinth]

its disaster

[barren parcel]

i am all lakes

[slender rock]

NO

STOP

[broken topaz]

Berlin is the LA of germany when it comes to being degen and shitty

[slender rock]

YOU LEAVE 916 out of it

[broken topaz]

But its much poorer

[barren parcel]

916?

[flint jacinth]

the fucks 916

[slender rock]

Sacramento

[flint jacinth]

i dont speak ebonics

XD

[barren parcel]

blur, your now a lost cause

[flint jacinth]

fuck sacra lol

junkie shithole

[barren parcel]

west coast is big junkie area

[slender rock]

I was born here jackass

nooo

😭

[flint jacinth]

run

[barren parcel]

go to the woods and become monkey like me

[gleaming grove]

really?

[barren parcel]

there are giant lakes near me

[flint jacinth]

WILL YOU DENY sf is a junkie shithole

[barren parcel]

feel the cold for once

[gleaming grove]

I thought a lot of ppl praised Berlin on Social Media

[slender rock]

all the major cities are

[barren parcel]

^

[broken topaz]

Its got alot of the sex clubs

[slender rock]

sacramento is semi junky it has it's spots of shit

[flint jacinth]

good

[broken topaz]

Its poor as shit

[flint jacinth]

i respect you as a man

[broken topaz]

Lots of clan criminality

[barren parcel]

I like going to sundown towns and playing basically dead by daylight there

[gleaming grove]

aight im heading there

[slender rock]

like we're not spotless it was worse in the 90s as my parents lived it during that time

so

[flint jacinth]

well from my friends talk, sacramento is the least affected

and oakland is the worst

maybe LS

[broken topaz]

Ive never been but there's atleast a few that allow sex in the club

Lol

[slender rock]

Oakland is gone

[broken topaz]

Classic Germany moment

[flint jacinth]

both apparently fine compared to Seattle

im in a group called seattle looks like shit

[slender rock]

SF is going because of bad management

[flint jacinth]

they just post crackhead tentfires and fent bobbleheads

😄

[slender rock]

Sacramento is just trying to be something it isn't

[barren parcel]

you should do the opposite of westward expansion and come out of the shithole

[broken topaz]

Only good place in germany is my hometown

:3

Its perfect

[flint jacinth]

pls move, come to europe, be degenerate in style

[slender rock]

We want to be like SF but with the Marysville or placer county mindset with whatever

[barren parcel]

is it rural and does it have woods

if so i am going over there

[broken topaz]

Yes to both

Also surrounded by 3 lakes

[flint jacinth]

chiemsee?

[broken topaz]

No

[flint jacinth]

ah shit

[slender rock]

bro, if my shitty skillset of no experience can land a job of basic wage but not be as soul sucking as it is here

[flint jacinth]

i loved that place

[gleaming grove]

if German is so shitty can they take Portland, Oregon away?

[slender rock]

maybe

lol

[barren parcel]

the nearest food store in a 40 minute drive style of rrural?

[gleaming grove]

German can have Los Angeles for all I care

[broken topaz]

No its still a town

[barren parcel]

damn

[broken topaz]

All shops you need within walking distance

[barren parcel]

whats walking?

[gleaming grove]

I wonder how bad is London

[broken topaz]

Something Europeans do

[barren parcel]

my amerimutt mind cant comrpehend

[gleaming grove]

Hollow Drip

[flint jacinth]

yeah, and youll live okay if youre a good worker, its just that standard will be lower than what youre used to. we dont earn 60k a year average, its maybe half that, but you have insurance, social security, free shit all around, homogenous population, low crime

[slender rock]

I have no car so walking is all do along with shitty public transit along with a single speed bike

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/momoi-momoi-saiba-blue-archive-momoi-blue-archive-point-gif-1074915807633549645

[slender rock]

I been homeless already once

[barren parcel]

low crime? but what about what ya told me, lol

[broken topaz]

Ima fucking Walker

Im gonna waaalk

[flint jacinth]

me too man no shame

[slender rock]

it wasn't that bad but it wasn't fun

[flint jacinth]

well its the immigrant crime

if youre not close to the center

its not bad

[slender rock]

although being a student and staying near the college helped though

[flint jacinth]

i unfortunately live in the center

[slender rock]

sneak in the gym for a proper shower

ayo

[flint jacinth]

THAT is important

being homeless is a situation

being poor is a mindset

[glad carbon]

:3

[barren parcel]

dude, housing prices are ridicuous for anything in or near cities

[flint jacinth]

if you start neglecting yourself

[broken topaz]

Only crime ive ever encountered was being almost hate crimed by literal nazis

[flint jacinth]

thats game over

[flint jacinth]

youve never met literal natis belive me

[slender rock]

rent for a shitty 1bd here in sacto is like 1200+

[flint jacinth]

you met larpers

[barren parcel]

[broken topaz]

Dude had a literal black sun tattoo and a swastika tatoo

And was about to beat me up

[flint jacinth]

larpers

[barren parcel]

you can still get a decent house for 200k with 40 acres near me

[broken topaz]

Shut the fuck up dude

You dont know shit

[flint jacinth]

brother

[barren parcel]

he does not

[slender rock]

i got... 3.50

[flint jacinth]

na

i cant do it here ill get banned

[slender rock]

lol

[flint jacinth]

i had to have my shit lasered off

spend 6 years in a crew

you saw larpers

cause you still have an uncracked forehead and most of your teeth

[barren parcel]

thats with land, though i am not well versed in your situation, if ya can handle being rural and finding a job to travel to you can survive with a low cost and be generally comfortable

[broken topaz]

I was lucky police was literally around the corner lol

[flint jacinth]

if youre under 25 neonaties were outlawed as domestic terrorism before you could legally stay out after 22h

the real idiots anyway

theres still a lot of footbal hools

[glad carbon]

nazis are still nazis lmao

[flint jacinth]

most of them are all talk

no show

[broken topaz]

They're still nazis

[slender rock]

this might get !lockdown

just saying

[barren parcel]

quick post memes

https://tenor.com/view/flying-doll-with-fireworks-gif-17316485484375110911

[slender rock]

ih

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shower-water-cat-in-showe-wet-gif-15847959125056493923

[flint jacinth]

dont wanna post shit here, look up c18

[glad carbon]

@broken topaz if we duo later i wanna show u some secret shit i found in the grove

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-discord-who-cares-handsome-squidward-squidward-gif-25418980

[glad carbon]

(on youtube)

[flint jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-catnip-gif-24498110

[broken topaz]

Alright bet

[glad carbon]

so far like 2 or 3 bunkers have been solved

[barren parcel]

what game?

[glad carbon]

still no clue about that other one

[glad carbon]

someone said it was morse code but we tried that

[flint jacinth]

is that anselmo?!

[slender rock]

Triple H

[flint jacinth]

wrestler?

[broken topaz]

Delta force hawk ops

[slender rock]

yessir the wrasler

[flint jacinth]

holy shit havent heard triple h in forever

[slender rock]

lol

[flint jacinth]

ray mysterio, triple H

undertaker

oh god

when i still believed

[slender rock]

some people still do

[flint jacinth]

i mean tbh its still fuckin dangerous

even if its coreographed

[slender rock]

true

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/macho-gif-8000415

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-pickle-rick-american-psycho-gif-23948889

[slender rock]

this made me roll

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-yo-mama-gif-21692715

[slender rock]

fucking where did all the cream come from

[broken topaz]

My only connection to wrestling were the wwe games

And also being choke slammed through a table once

[slender rock]

still valid

ah yeah

brother used to do that

[broken topaz]

Same

[slender rock]

well not on a table though

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839621962786537473/1047373838373101668/3f4f40cf656d8c1c38da195b53db868ba305bf1a1c953822ae5bdff13d4eb504_1.gif.gif

[barren parcel]

do you have the trial of queers version of that?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908144427715923980/997054197436534804/strop_1.gif

https://tenor.com/view/nogold-nomountain-gold-mountain-thatsagrudge-gif-6111960780942955182

[slender rock]

honestly I am not sure but probably who know

[flint jacinth]

best part is this dude is italian and not native HAHAAH

[broken topaz]

Blur how many enemies have you scalped

How many enemy horses have you stolen?

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904340841848528966/1064595508284358716/fact_czech_basta.gif

[slender rock]

When I said I was HALF

I look more white than I do native

[broken topaz]

You do not qualify for war chief

Pathetic

[flint jacinth]

so youre just drunk?

[broken topaz]

And he loves jean jackets

[slender rock]

no...

[flint jacinth]

HAHAAHAH

theres no way you said that

family guy shit

[slender rock]

jesus

lol

[flint jacinth]

say he wrong tho

[barren parcel]

italians are the real native americans, the real italians left to the US. the great conspiracy

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962996270874648636/1055605844953288724/Tumblr_l_46772368329030.gif

[flint jacinth]

i mean if i had to pick one

do i pick the guys with good food and hard accent

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/364362366189699072/1126598069803302912/attachment-2-3.gif

[broken topaz]

Germans are the real native americans

[slender rock]

frybread does hit the spot

[flint jacinth]

or some treeworshippin turboautists

[broken topaz]

So many germans settled america

[barren parcel]

curds

[slender rock]

fried cheese curds

[flint jacinth]

can you gimme some examples of native cuisine

i havent heard of ONE dish

other than pemmican

and fucking buffalo cuts

[broken topaz]

Actually real

[flint jacinth]

and i hate googling

[broken topaz]

Share with us the food of your people

[flint jacinth]

i like conversation

[slender rock]

been awhile since I did any reading on the foods

which region

[flint jacinth]

any will do i literally dont knwo a single dish

[slender rock]

most of that is like eastern us

[flint jacinth]

anything SPECIAL

[slender rock]

completely different tribes

[flint jacinth]

weird

out of ordinary

[slender rock]

hmm

[flint jacinth]

unusual perservation method

something like that

[broken topaz]

Buffalo cheese

[flint jacinth]

maybe drinks?

like pemmican is a really good example

but its not smth you give to a foodie

it looks like shit mixed with lard

[slender rock]

https://www.ihs.gov/sites/diabetes/themes/responsive2017/display_objects/documents/training_seminars/Handout_ApacheDiet.pdf

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-reddit-funny-gif-14138658

[flint jacinth]

fucking OFFSOURCING ok

[slender rock]

well thing is apaches were nomadic

so they foraged

mf

[flint jacinth]

i assume as much

[slender rock]

I don't know actual fucking details of the culture

[flint jacinth]

but no smoking fish?

[slender rock]

goddamn

[broken topaz]

Bro just give us a recipe

[flint jacinth]

dude its ur LORE

[slender rock]

LORE THAT IS LOST BRO

[flint jacinth]

how are you gonna heya heya heya

[barren parcel]

the tribe of my state had mainly fish combined with native white rice. I am unsure of any specific things

[flint jacinth]

if you dont haya haya haya

[slender rock]

.-.

[barren parcel]

aho

[slender rock]

that northern like canada

fucker

[barren parcel]

big ball of sky, bless this white man

[slender rock]

xD

[barren parcel]

i might be of that

[broken topaz]

This might be the most racist brainfart has ever been

Without consequences at least

[slender rock]

fucking mods come in with !lockdown

and !ban

lol

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853019730091835432/1060554536265199706/67C0C31D-1532-4CBA-88D2-15697D8FFF2C.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813161028460085282/1082493628263432253/misc.gif

[slender rock]

for now

[flint jacinth]

sorry but blur is the only racist one here

not exploring his own roots

calling LORE dead

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939235701042577409/1161595456875397142/caption-1.gif?ex=6538df12&is=65266a12&hm=d66bc47ad38c8660f129b116bd5a1a8a64a8a8868acb7fc1d7303cf11205b1d4&

[broken topaz]

I think corn bread has its origins with the natives

Yum yum

[slender rock]

there's not much left besides scraps of info that might not be accurate

[flint jacinth]

that fucking slaps

[flint jacinth]

yeah corn is south american

teosinte

[flint jacinth]

if i was half native, id already have a name

like

idk

longhard raven

[broken topaz]

More like short arrow

[flint jacinth]

BLUNT SPEAR

[flint jacinth]

the second you feel uncomfortable

[barren parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009273964159303711/1023797034425258025/attachment.gif

[flint jacinth]

say sto

p

[slender rock]

there's big like gatekeepy shit from fullblood natives and people reconnecting

[flint jacinth]

for now its just funny

[flint jacinth]

so basically natives are racist

hahahahah

[barren parcel]

which is somewhat understandable

as people even around me can pull the race card

[flint jacinth]

@slender rock youre a muggle

[slender rock]

or oversat with the blood qauntum thing where a percentage for some tribes might reject a person if they lack

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587541738462248960/857798023119765534/image0.gif

[slender rock]

A mutt/muggle

fucking

[flint jacinth]

noooo not mutt

[slender rock]

goddamn mess

[flint jacinth]

thats slur

muggle

[slender rock]

Muttlemutte

[flint jacinth]

like youre only HALF magical

[slender rock]

;p;

lol

HALF MAGICAL

[flint jacinth]

you can heya but not haya

yk?

[broken topaz]

Thats not what muggle means

[slender rock]

[flint jacinth]

get the clouds, but it doesnt rain

[broken topaz]

Muggle is non magical

[flint jacinth]

shit like that

[broken topaz]

Stupid

[slender rock]

you get overcast and humidity

[flint jacinth]

hermione is half muggle

and shes magical

shut up nerd

[broken topaz]

Yeah thats called a mudblood

[flint jacinth]

only by slythers tho

the rest say muggleblood or just muggle

im weak on lore

actually

[broken topaz]

So is JK rowling dw

[flint jacinth]

im going off memory of books i read a decade ago

since hogwarts legacy isnt fucking canon

wasted time

[broken topaz]

Her world building is shite

[flint jacinth]

good combat tho

[broken topaz]

She did some really racist shit on natives

I forgot most of it tho

[slender rock]

i'm more partial to trekkie culture than potter heads

[flint jacinth]

best books ive read were made by racist shits

[broken topaz]

Mein kampf doesnt count buddy

[flint jacinth]

scifi in general

[slender rock]

ye

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-men-are-talking-gif-21596355

[flint jacinth]

its not that good of a book

he couldnt really write

[broken topaz]

Its really not

[flint jacinth]

made a couple good points

but it reads like a fever dream

[slender rock]

post more memes becaus that's policial

and bad

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813349541146525778/980800892783702026/image0-2-1.gif

[broken topaz]

Das Kapital is much better written

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/902971496270536784/957720737152638996/retard.gif

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1021011043666907136/3o7axj43ogo91.gif

[broken topaz]

I should finish Das Kapital

[flint jacinth]

THIS DUDE @barren parcel

[flint jacinth]

Fruity loop studio refference?!

[slender rock]

bro, I don't remember anything past the fucking first 6 pages

[flint jacinth]

fellow music makers?

[barren parcel]

lol

[slender rock]

then my brain turned off

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[flint jacinth]

No its not

[slender rock]

Tao Te Chang is the

[flint jacinth]

that think stinks just as bad

[barren parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839621962786537473/1025045858049339442/image0-76.gif

[flint jacinth]

it just makes better points

[pastel quartz]

you read?

[flint jacinth]

sometimes

[broken topaz]

Rarely

[flint jacinth]

we kinda had to read a lot of that shit

id never read das kapital on my own

[pastel quartz]

why das kapital

[broken topaz]

I had to balance out all the Keynes and Adam Smith i read

[flint jacinth]

based?

wtf

damn are you 30?

why do you read

[broken topaz]

25

[flint jacinth]

why are you like us

oh yeah

[flint jacinth]

youre half dead too

make sense

[broken topaz]

I did 3 years of business school

[flint jacinth]

taoism is interesting

but i never read from the man himself

[broken topaz]

And so during that I read all big free market economists

[flint jacinth]

recommend?

[slender rock]

it esoteric as hell

but it's interesting

[flint jacinth]

this might actually do you good in life, its valuable knowledge

a little commie shit

but still

[flint jacinth]

its taoism, i wasnt expecting russian realism 😄

[deep topaz]

read books from both sides

[slender rock]

this one from D C Lau kinda breaks it down a bit to make it less confusing

[broken topaz]

Market theory was written by brainlets trying to be intellectuals

[flint jacinth]

read book with tongue

[deep topaz]

compare knowledge and dissect bias

[flint jacinth]

embrace retard

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-is-farting-gif-21911333

[flint jacinth]

fuckin commie

shut up

[deep topaz]

market theory is fake money makes real money

durr

[broken topaz]

Im not a commie, i didnt say Das Kapital was much better

[flint jacinth]

🇨🇳 bot

[flint jacinth]

(im jokin obv)

[pastel quartz]

ive read many of julius evola's work

theyre quite interesting

[broken topaz]

I need to read more computer shit

[flint jacinth]

it does you well to read both sides of the proverbial argument

[gloomy wraith]

Relatable

[flint jacinth]

i been putting off starting cybersec courses and reading

[gloomy wraith]

But I'm also too lazy to do that

[flint jacinth]

6 days now?

[slender rock]

@flint jacinth https://www.amazon.com/Tao-Te-Ching-Lao-Tzu/dp/014044131X

holy hell

[flint jacinth]

like surrae and spacezoro got me psyched

but im being a stagnatin piece of shit

[broken topaz]

every comp sci math book: "I'll leave the proof to the reader as an exercise"

Okay thanks for nothing retard

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

Real

Same

[flint jacinth]

dont encourage my degeneracy

i need to start

[broken topaz]

Im learning music instead of focusing on coding

[flint jacinth]

im 29

[flint jacinth]

YEEES

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

HEY HEY

[flint jacinth]

guitar started being real fucking interesting last couple days

[slender rock]

FROTA

[glad carbon]

nvm you gotta make a move

[slender rock]

no hating on old heads

fucker

[glad carbon]

blur you too

[broken topaz]

Embrace the music

Reject computer

[flint jacinth]

i am not skillless btw, i just really wanna get in IT, i work in forestry and wildlife management

[slender rock]

I'll leave finger prints on your microwave door

[glad carbon]

I am

[flint jacinth]

how old?

[broken topaz]

12

[flint jacinth]

not mentally

[slender rock]

21

[glad carbon]

discord this isnt real

not even 20

[broken topaz]

He's really mature for his age

[flint jacinth]

well in that case why the fuck you worry

just start some time this year

[glad carbon]

gooner

[flint jacinth]

[gloomy wraith]

Ah yes, procrastination

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/braixen-gif-18059658

[flint jacinth]

just idk grow a tomato plant

volunteer at a shelter

[barren parcel]

Eyy

[glad carbon]

this pokemon sucks

stupid ass creature

[broken topaz]

Grow 10 weed plants in your basement

[glad carbon]

i could

[broken topaz]

Like me in my parents house

[flint jacinth]

or 12000

[low atlas]

what do u wanna start

[glad carbon]

like i prolly could grow it in my backyard

[broken topaz]

Do it

If its legal

Or not

Idc

[glad carbon]

idk

[low atlas]

like, do you know exactly the type of stuff u wanna do?