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Au pm
the people dont know this but that was posted about 4 months ago
Don’t take his thunder
ill send robo floyd into the past to terminator 2 your ass
something tells me you might get striked
yea but itll be funny
no
162/45 weeb i think alex will be ait
comes with throat armor and fent resist
when will the temperature get better 
what main things are u good at, if its not a secret?
like paywise?
i think he said good at
hes ironman except the little blue circle in his chest is just a slab of pure fent
but mistyped
good at*
cyber?
yeah
brainfart cyber pipeline is expanding
finally, a good pipeline
issa interesting
been at it for a while
youll show me what to read
im doing my internship and i nearly finished like
i just detest programming
time to overthrow the goverment
tbh i wanna learn hahaha
you got this
enjoy trying to find out what the fuck u want trees
programmer socks
same, it does, though it can be very hard
are you denying me right off the bat
ass
sv_gravity 0
im like ah yeah offensive sec sounds really interesting and then i realize how hard its gonna be and pussy out
so just skip the last part
i wish i was where you at
hahaah
but i think you need to learn defensive security to know offensive to an extent
cybersec is just broad as FUCK
of course
yeah legit
oh yeah, you wanna go into pentesting?? application pentesting? network pentesting?
its a fucking maze
most companies want an allround infastructure dude with security knowledge
usually yeah, a lot of companies see cybersec as a cost more than an investment
so they just need a dude decent at everything
ooooh i see
network pentesting for sure if it was me
that changes when they get breached 
just in general i am interested in informatics and networks
eugh, elf
how backend functions shit like that
just a tag to remind myself
yeah, its really interesting, its a shame my professor who taught me it was a cisco employee that was also really scummy so he made me hate it
fuck cisco
cisco employee
but im gonna re-learn it
hahaha fuck that
teachers can make or break a subject
all my homies hate cisco
ah yes we will make you use packet tracer and not include dark mode
i used to invert the colors just to handle it
it's an okay tool
was fun to play around with in school
i'd rather not do it again tho
yeah, and its kinda limited with how you learn because...well
you're gonna see a switch irl and
crumble immediately
that's why i stay away from most networking shit in general
just gimme some executable to open up
yeah, i wanna do offensive sec and honestly
im afraid of going thru network offense
anything else looks reasonable
mhm
can't expect to flawlessly do it right away
not at all nah, its just that i feel like im in a rush yknow
got a year till i graduate, and seeing internship's hiring (or lack, thereof)
makes me wanna push hard
im in my 'prime' of learning at the moment so im just doing whatever i can to secure atleast the beginning
i should be as well but for me: private > work
meanwhile me just absorbing shit
im not gonna burn my money doing shit like sec+ but ill probably go through whatever is available to me atm
microsoft has some trainings that are free but the actual exam is paid
microsoft offers that?
im doing googles cybersec thing for now, it has a discount for sec+ after you finish it
those are great starts and if you can get a company to sponsor you, ezpz
so i might dabble
now these are interesting
.
yeah, Azure Fundamentals/AZ-900 training is free but the exam is 100 bucks last I checked
ah, I see
I mean it's beginner level
or just watch a 10 hour youtube video by those guys over at freecodecamp
his Azure Fundamentals one is good
he also shows stuff not in the actual course
do you feel like azure is more used than AWS?
all depends
I had more experience with companies and customers using Azure
can't really give an opinion on AWS
because thats what i know right now, but if the platform is accessible without having to cough up the money then its worth a shot
since i got an AWS account for free from my uni
and my professor was gonna get us the certificates and just...forgot
and the semester ended
🤠
casually send him an email as a reminder
7th one this year

maybe next year we'll be lucky
thats not ivan
thats itractor
twink
didn't they go out of production?
that was temporary
and you can find the mexican submarines anyway if you wanted to
one perk of being in ES is i get alll that american shit
all the veinfillers
all the manboob materials
every shift in every local burger king alr know me cause i come hankering for spicy cheeseballs on the daily
ive picked up more in brainfart than i did my last year in EDU
dummy
dont
i hate the apology more
hahaah
if you wanna practice being toxic do it on me
im all skin
there are quite a few bright minds in brainfart
spacezorro, surrae, chaplain, prime
i picked up so much from them already
food channel kinda based too
i see ill be bothering you too soon
mr cybersec
keep at it, Bz has some surprisingly bright ideas sometimes
I'll redirect you to spacezoro
despite that rough exterior of his, hes got a brain in there
don't we all?
@tidal trellis
Greetings.
My phone is charging slower due to the temperature 
thats a thing?
Yes obviously
yep
oh
feedback loop
thats how a lightbulb works
also why electric cars can't drive further in the winter
it ain't healthy for the battery
tungsten filament and overcharged

also why processors thermal throttle
cause transistors dont get proper voltage differences
Basically, be cool and you will achieve max effectiveness
I get it peoples
its just like open space
upsetti spaghetti
@grizzled meadow
my stupid ass couldnt teach u shit rn bro
I haven't studied physics in a bit okay, shut up
dude i can tell whats shia and sunni, picked up basics of arab
i value ALL of it
now teach me how to use a tourniquet to shoot up black tar heroin
❤️
911 jokes are no bueno here either 
i dont see the towers, do you
use your teeth to tighten
as you lose consciousness itll release into bloodstream
ahahahah
that is too good
whats the point if you arent even gonna hold it for a brotha
recently found it
this is falco saying it
twin drills mf
is that what its called?
am i the only one but he sound EXACTLY how id imagined
@solar obsidian
Wake up, Lithuanian, We've got a commonwealth to rebuild
I swear I seen this guy before, who is he?
eastern european
alex irl
Tyler Durden
oh
next dumb memorization project
The second part where the woman is singing is called
Yanbian people love chairman Mao
lyrics:
eshang pajang hongya hong tong tonge
shinjong ditajang she Mao Zedonge.
Khali da women de ji pange
djengi pang shentang ja suo ju ren.
Hiyahi zu joh
jaja zu joah
djengi pang shentang ja suo ju ren.
Jeshang pajang hongya hong tong tong...
halfway there 
you better sing it in vc at some point
you have no idea how drunk id have to be to do that
planebait
Lmfao
oh my goodness I actually think this heat will be the end of me today
I never felt this terrible before
i realised i left this on a loop for like 10 min now
@lapis zinc I like the name xD
my genuine reaction when the next time the pentagon losses 3 billion dollars
thanks
Blackrock? o.o
considered the largest real estate monopoly planetwide
they made the 2008 crash by themselves basically
its how you landgrab once you got enough money
i approve the strats, id literally do the saem
i think there alr was a next time hah
nah it'll be even more next time
theyll just misplace the defence budget
once they know theyll get away with it
then oh no looks like an attack by "Iran"
best forget about all the bad things we did so we can do patriot act 2
if they do another false flag im fucking investing in lockheed and any war bond i can find
god i hate the govt
have you seen "Unthinkable"?
no
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914863/ @lapis zinc
is that the valve guy
its one of the best movies regarding the patriot act ive seen

just read the plot synopsis looks good
WOW, how rude
@flint jacinth why did you middle finger react flop
Just call him a twink like what
Its right there bro
the dichotomy between doing whats right and doing what has to be done is NERVERACKING
one of the best films ive seen in a while
only recently watched
somehow missed a 2010 movie
he tried to pretend he doesnt know who motherfucker jackson is
we behead those
@tidal trellis twink
do i have to say it
where are they going
attacking the nazgul
its fun
CTRL + I
Nazgul
have u neverheard a gun shot before
it may be one flop..
your neighborhood is at war
I doubt its a gunshot
how can you not hear if theres a barrel in the way or if its open casing
think flop might be able to screech like a nazgul
hahaha
a what?
DO NOT
mfer is uncultured
i think he serious rn
he fr is
I am
ain't no way
I dunno what that is
this is why you get bullied flop
who??????
he's gonna think it's some warcraft 3 shit
flop is schrodingers nerd
never tried shadow of mordor or shadow of war?
try that, its a good way to get into the lore without watching a 15 year old movie
they are pretty accurate to silmarillion
i was impressed
Shelob would like a word
no
OKAY nitpicker
lets bring ungoliant into the fray

les do sum LOR
whats that supposed to mean
nerd until i ask you something
sometimes you feel like you know niche nerdy things, sometimes it feels like you dont know much of it
whar
can we re-roll
re-roll
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there has to be something
more cooler sounding
ITS OVER
isn't there some cooler term that exists
youre now bottom quark
it took so much restraint not to say what it is
or react early
these are actual things flop
I need to check again
youre a BOZOn
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I know
why reroll then.
41 
if you know the next on the list was top and bottom quarks
I didn't
rip boson
make it a thing
quark > twink
this
yeah but u rerolled
good choice
I just did
okay fair
aren't I a charming person surrae?
trick question
wow, alright
i dont have a fucking concept of how much a gigaelectronvolt is
i cant say yes because nor can i say no
too small
you have only spoken to me through text
why
all about MASS
dense > large
i am denser than a quark-neutron soup
surrae freaky
hello alex
3tree
hoi
what do u listen to
oh god
grew up on rock and metal, 70s - 90s, got mandatory education in all high medieval and classical so love that too
and spent most of my years between 15 - 20 on raves
like hardtechno, schranz
i do it all
ooff
except rap
what kinda metal specifically?
fuck that
i may playlist dump on ur ass
uuuuh as long as its not that emo shit i take anything
not a fan of grindcore
ah ok ok
metalcore i believe
u dont listen to metalcore?
as a rule of thumb no, some songs get a pass
FFDP can be okay
fuck
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lemme see ur vibe
oh you're classical
wait for the drop, youll cream yourself
funnily enough yes because need for speed
hahaah
i like things that are fun to play on guitar
man if I knew todays class was cancelled I could've done some shit before-hand 
thats how i go about it
personally i like vocals a lot
drop ok?
oh dw i like that too lol
yeah, i know him
siiick
i went to a concert but it wasnt a band ik
but they were p good, kinda old-ish
phone didnt survive the circle pit
hahaha
well the screen didnt
thats the good ones
its the moment u let go man
mud, stick on slippers and VERY DRUNK
i did it sober lmfao
its like youre a ball on table football
i am not that big so
my friend fucking picked me up
and i started wailing mid air
i wanna go to a metal band i actually know man
@pastel quartz
i would NOT survive another day
always make sure small friends are on your shoulders
next wacken?
im the one on the shoulders bro
wdym?
I want to say something so bad but
I'll hold off
flop
fucking pacifist
i was considering going to wacken or brutal assault
since its been a couple years
says the guy who helped me 
i wanna go to eu so baddddddddd man
@pastel quartz

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2008 lineup
one week of metal
helloween?!
newp
newp
helloween savage
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Painting all things black and step on your feet
Flabby stomach, styled hair, trousers full of air
Their morality is real ours isn't there
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old speed
i prefer screamin shit
i knew hahah just educating you on roots
ofc ofc
ah i know them a bit
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its pagan larping
i have that single song in my playlist lol
fuckin
FINNTROLL - Solsagan (OFFICIAL VIDEO). Taken from the album "Nifelvind". Century Media 2010.
my uncle listens to them
solsagan is my spirit song
based uncle
im not much for power aside shit like rhapsody
cause italians are king
but folk? yes man
i threw something at the singer
so he throw smth back
no, lethal intent
i got a drum stick later
no im a simp so i have it to this chick i was hitting on
never even got some
wow
L

dude i was fuckin 16
hahaha
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i have a spike from Abaths armor
if you know immortal
he fell down the slope coming onto the stage
ur a fuckin throw though ngl
found oe of his spikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is8AZ6ETTK8
@low atlas
im still cryin every time isee this
nah man ur living my dream
he was so high on speed
Did you hit
🚶♀️
what can we say
woman moment
she didnt understand the importance of that drum stick
would u have fucked yourself for a drumstick tho?
maybe for both
felt man
Shiiieeeeeet
dont even

ive humbled myself enough
bet
hot boy summer
bring rain please
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see if u like this
my favorite band
gimme 4 min
and they're fucking crumbling
I will be the reason for your downfall
When everything crumbles around you, you will beg for mercy
yeah their guitarist is great
And I will say “no”
lost me a LITTLE at the chorus, im picky about clean vocals
but alll in all APPROVED
great sound
u can't do shit to me 
your like
their lyrics honestly hit me
miles away
dont think there was one song that didnt reflect on me
Pictures of you in womens clothing are infinitely closer
Just like how close they are to your family and employers
ill return the favor, lemme know if you like the tapping part
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oooh
who is this employer you speak of
i like that
Any future one
its melodic
brug
i really like that in instrumentals, some just slam fuck you with music but this one is steady
going into watch later tab
(never to be watched
cause I forget)
Original Russian Circles - Harper Lee
lemme know when you learn how to play the guitar and im gonna scream over them
thank you
oh i can play, just not this
UwU, I sure hope a chimera doesn't suddenly mount that Freedom Fox OwO
@wise badger you need to leave
hes using both the pick and the tapping and im not used to it
ahh i see
if you look close he swings his wrist for the powerchord
he up-picks
i didnt even know that was a thing
well 2 are up picked and 2 are hammer offs
me neither hahaah
mf posted that shit in support too 💀
this is a new one i found thats pretty good, they dont make a lot of music though
HAHAHAAHAH
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i know them!
i feel the same way about pyotr illych tschaikovsky
wondering when hes gonna rise from the grave are you?
to make another swan lake theme
heard hes cooking something up this year, keep yourself posted
to defeat a greater evil
enemies become allies
u listen to a lot of music surrae
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thats ok
coping mechanism
u good over there bro
instead of being angry i hear angry people
i mean i legit listen to fucking
aphex twin sometimes
so the contrasts are great
u know ur shit
sometimes you just gotta slow it down
Exoskeleton soldier of duty curb stomps under geared bandit scum
you know the worst fucking part since im mainly listening to metalcore @flint jacinth
sometimes bands just decide to be ed sheeran for like a month
i will sex yourself
eh mods will vaporize him
after dropping the most trauma redflag attracting album
now u know why i never stayed
i dont care about what the writer is feeling
i couldnt give a fuck about his struggle
gimme good music
@grizzled meadow 
Baaad to the bone.
some songs are good when they're emotionally charged
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kill him, we beg of you
dont let him post anymore
im of the opinion that once art includes your personal feelings projected in, its not art, its garbage
@wise badger (whaddoyoucheem) has been muted for 2 days for reason: Go to horny jail, we don't need you spamming furry art here with bulges. -2d
really???
applies to paintings and music
a lot of good songs come from people who lost loved ones
BLUES are different
you listen to that cause you seek some equivalence
thank the lord
thanks be to god
issue is when theres people singin about their depression and financial status and all the woes and worries
I DONT CARE
i got my own
fuck off from my escapist entertainment
fair enough yeah
Put me in a room with only nickel back playing in the dark and I will want to kill my self. It’s so bad.
people shittin on nickleback
can you say something negative about this
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except that its fuckin GAE
it's Nickleback
but thats just nickelback

ok we agree
one scuffed thing ive been listening to is
japanese metal
because it keeps showing up for me when im in asia
my friend imma make u bust rn
dude its like
SO FUCKING GOOD instrumentally
and then they say the most broken english sentence in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZY4b6g7JeM @low atlas @tidal trellis
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i wish i was that instrument bro
its so fucking expensive
i wanted to learn harp actually
ik its not harp (atleast i dont think?)
but i wanna learn these soft ass instruments man
its a guzheng
i assume this fits here in brain farts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUdpfdz3bdA
I think Sven felt better after this. Molly didn't even flinch, watched the entire sick episode from her little stall. At least Mel had the sense to stick her head out the door.
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kind of a harp
ACTUALLY
who dares summon me
i remember this girl had one
oh
Metal Hurdy Gurdy
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Cel...
chinese music is actually pretty good

its a damn shame a lot of chinese folk are rappers
hurdy gurdy sound so fuckin good
i didnt even know that was a name for an instrument
lmfao
i thought that was tism speak
so much weird shit man its cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muRr8WqrU48&list=RDQMolZWeUAJZGs&start_radio=1grim youll like tagelharpa
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untill that song I never knew that a Hurdy Gurdy can sound so ominous
wait till you hear this
🫡
see u 4trees
looks a bit like a norwigan instrument 🙂 i know what a hurdy gurdy is 😛
it is, its a tagelharpa, i believe it is norsk
aha so thats why 😛
dont hold my word i havent checked
they makes so beatifule sound
idk why i vibe so much with these instruments but hey
im in brainfart, there ssomething wrong with me for sure
might be finish might be swedish or norwigan.. hard to say
yeah you all are insane since you did not comment on my link of the horse farting for 30sec
it was like on topic and shit for brain fart

thats how you live life
TIMING MUCH
I love her
wtf
No xD I'm not a psycho
wear your bullshit front and center
Noooooo
trust me man
Kenzo Tenma is my hero :3
bye mr
when you ask city dwellers to go north
bye quark
bye
fuck you
Learn some manners
Ooooo
but u can't stay mad at me for long can u
sure
knew it 
thats factual, I'm a nerd
@pastel quartz @flat fractal look your alts hahahaah
absolute biscuit of a person
Ive been here longer than the both of yous
Lmfao
apparently evie is our alt account
what
Why would you be yourself and have an alt...... At the same time...
Lmao
XD
yeah im actually evie
we are evie
that means i am you and you are me
and we are them
you are me you we are you who you are we me you
shut up
ME
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i thought you left
i looked at my task
you both need to leave
and you're terminally trunked up
this intices me
how could you tell
no
is it ever gonna drop @flint jacinth
I exist in other channels to, thank you very much
Damn
Would
your freaky, lady
I know o;
IT DROPPED
Probably will be me too
and flop remember
I don't even remember my first message in here
Ive only got 23k msgs
I forgot
''''''''''''only'''''''''''''''''
ew elf
sorry buster but my mommy says no
you know nothing
im just tryna get menace to wail on me again
kinda weird
i have to get to the bottom of why im hated
this is going to be you in 32 years
i never did nothing
Thats the reason
educate me on the refference
you earned no respect so you get only hate
menace hates everyone no matter what, trying to find the reason means you have a fetish
fuck all yall
actually i fuck with that
sheesh take me on a date first please
my moto
What is that
sausage and peas
and mashed potatos
I see
That does look a bit crap
Still better than anything you can cook
literally breakfast of some summer camp
It looks like shit
can you lead me through the logic step by step hahaha
what logic bro
Menace hates everyone
new alex pfp?
Simple as
menace is an alcoholic polish creature that hates everyone
its over
good enough
its me reusing an old picture
flop
he doesnt use discord
shut up for once
Wow
you are brainfarts new no. 1 yapper fr
dont i get that medal
no
🙃
230 rub 😭
