#🎪bruh-fart
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I love my long hair
hiii @narrow lotus do you wanna play delta force
how long is long

im 3/4 down my back
long hair hippies

plane nerd
oh no
john lennon ah haircut
was i rite tho, you named after the mig29?

im slavic tho
where tho
GLORY TO PEPSI
oh lord
anything east of austria is mid
you HAVE to be american
bosnia counts

def american
your prolly on a hit list now be ware
dude just dissed half of brainfart
who are you supposed to be
hes my plane nerd
im 3trees lawyer
ITS HIM
GERROUDDA MASWAMP
who needs girls when u got this
q
stupid cat
Sadly, no.
At least not fully or with that as priority in mind
naaw shit
Doctor pepper is p good
pibb >>>>>
pibb??
fuck off i cant 
ahahahaah
smartest furry
fucking freddy fazbear
Yeetcase
me whenever frota tags me with irrelevantshit
im convinced
Anyone else excited for Doc villain arc?
dude turned off filter
no
yeah "don't talk to kids" setting was turned off apparently
if he actually physically approached her, id lose all repsect, but in his situation im more mad about him disrecpecting the woman he married
the fucking little shit
wrong
she stayed with him after he cheated
no respect after that
she signed up
but messaging minors
is the last of your concerns?

that just means shes either a fucking goated woman or a golddigger
i dont think just texting should warrant your full outin
or just a weak spineless person
i dont know what the convo was like
im sure it wasnt innocent
and i think its borderline PDF
his confession sealed the deal
at no point did he say "i'm not a pedo i'm not a pedo"
confession was stupid, regardless of wrong or right
he said "minor" and then deleted it
just own it
own what, he's a pedophile? 
i don't think you're gonna get brand deals with that bro
fair
maybe balenciaga
AHAHAHAH
or BBC
doc doesnt really need deals
he has enough of a following that he can leech them lifelong
terrible year for minors
its called the YouToo
basically everyone was
elon is a sick stupid fuck
he was some finance guy
hes overrated to the point where i cant stand it
multiple flights with mfs like weinstein on the plane
all his promises and promos are empty words and reheated concepts
not an original thought in the guys head
he's rich despite contributing literally nothing to the planet
IMMA LAND MUH ROCKETS
like soviets didnt figure it out in 68
just thought why waste money
actual nepotism refined
just dump in the ocean
at this point i'm convinced the weinstein thing was just sex for positions
THATS excatly what it was
wanna be in harry potter
suck dick
that's not any better
still exploitation
yeah but there's way more people who bear blame
along with him
elon is such a fraud its unreal
dude tries to act like an engineer on his projects despite having no knowledge of anything beyond basic ass code
he is the fakes fucking face to ever grace a tech company
the only shit he's made himself was paypal and even then he was only the cofounder
you cant get 4k cybertrucks a year out
not even
@glad carbon you have to admit Elon is some sort of genius
he didnt do shit except have his name
FISH
he convinced enough people his shit is actually good
FISH

he's the best grifter since like
idk
FUSH
marketing genius
snake oil
what do you think grifter is? people keep using that word
cult of personality extraordinaire
idk if they know what that means
i imagine it to be like a con artist
its specifically business related
not at all
that's just advertising
FISH
grifting would be that one thing
GUYS
what was it
FISH
shut up bastard
i hate the whole vacuum train thing
freedom phone or whatever
dude the hyperloop was fucked
that was fucked
amazon GO
what was amazon go
IT CANNOT WORK
normal train is better
in every fucking way
dude did that to cripple Cali's development on public trains
just add more track
1000 indiands meme?
that
no like @flint jacinth it was legit never meant to work
is Apple claiming to be taking steps towards reducing carbon footprint
even back in 70s when concept was first announced
its not feasible
that's the biggest fucking grift of all time
he just wanted to fuck up actual railway transit so he could presumably sell more cars
upkeep would be insane
marketing for his own company, stirrs dust, keeps him in the peoples mouths
crypto meme coin tweets
cripples an alternative to cars
we reduce carbon footprint. our phones are now aluminum
@lone cedar match was amazing bro
also shows how big a fucking scam crypto is
when an elon musk TWEET can swing the price significantly
EVS are a fucking waste of time
but we do need an alternative
(phone bricks if you repair it outside of apple repair centers)
ok this anti repair sentiment is REALLY pissing me off
i need a LASER to take the backplate off
what the fuck
hot plate, 40 picks, laser
still wont come off
i did a presentation in uni on how fucking disgustingly misleading apple is as a company as a whole
the hole is DEEP
still have it?
id love to read through ngl
yeah but it's in russian
sounds like a good read
and on paper
i can read cyrillic, my russians a little weak
ah
not ganna make you scan it hahahaah
the first ep?
not always
i think intercity transport is okay
EV's are good when we're not fucking reliant on coal and gas
ev's are good for shit like trains and busses
and that yeah, it matters where the juice come from
charging on rails while they move around
you seen the flywheel buses?
amazing concept, old as shit
maybe?
they store kinetic energy in the flywheel
yes
and convert it via generator
oh nvm then
I'm in the warcraft mood now, fuck 
@flint jacinth i found the txt file
im not sure if it ever got past the concept phase
i still cant believe the US wont just fully adopt nuclear power
y honestly extremely entertaining cus grubby and soda are good commentators
if you dont mind, dm me, id love to go through once my head clears up
its unreal how deep into oil congolmerates pockets they are
yep
anti nuclear freaks are FUCKING RETARDS
germany is retarded
as a whole
You and me? We gotta play 1day
or you, me and my friend
all 3 of us
actually retarded
my country has 20k square kilometers and our ONE SINGLE NUCLEAR REACTOR
powers 35%
coal has more nuclear emissions than nuclear power
of all homes
maybe us 3 vs 3 insane A.I or free for all 
i have only played the campagn
😂
i am terrible
eh, same skill lvl as me
i used to live in Krsko, right next to our nuke
no its actually INSANE how they argue against it because of nuclear waste and shit
you dont even know
like coal and oil waste isnt just spread into our atmosphere
it just makes good jobs
if you ever want to lmk, I'll ask my friend bout it
you can bury nuclear waste too, its not even fuel rods most of the time
its like cleansuits and gloves and shit that have been used around radioactive shit
kinda stands out between all the green and churches
i wasn't kidding
aint it weird how it isn't pluming out black smoke or toxic chemicals
thats crazy

it does do something bad tho
that must be worse for us than coal plants for sure
its heating up the average river temperature
decreases available oxygen
kills a couple fish
just divert the fish upstream
move those mfs into some artifical river and make them remerge farther downstream
if you gotta do something
free fish
stable supply of power
great jobs from blue collar to high class
and we make croatians mad
fucking win win
crotes catch another L
@narrow lotus @inland jackal @lone cedar
they buy our power muahaha
from shitty little slovenia
its RIGHT on the bordr
hahaah
whats the meme?
Not telling you cuz you're legit blind
oh
i got out with sports clothing
there we are
i was supposed to notice a thin ass rope
use your eyes people
rope yourself ivan
no
yes
Wish you all the best though
you are ontologically evil and all actions against you are righteous and permissable
helo ivan
Greetings surrae
ALO
because i have to go out at a sports thing
and many kisses
you have to go out and fuck
now it started being cold
alo sine moj
on a sports event?
BROTHER LEARNING
that's why you have to be 90 kilo
Perish his ass
many kisses to you
im like 65 lmao
how tall are you
Pusi mi kurac jebem ti majku u pickuvic
like 1'75
make me a cosplay now bitchass
ja nisam stvarna
ti si majmun
theres no cosplay for drunk in public at 11
lmfao
why did you go female

Idk man..
yhh
stvaran stvarna
really? urdu has gendered words?
i never got that far learning MSA
so im like, going around like this
not urdu
man is chair because man want woman to sit on him

but with some differerences lmao
arabic is different
can you pull the socks ANY higher
TWINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
im wearing vans instead of slippers
is modern standard arabic closer to your language?
ivan thats a womang
and some 2XL adidas tracksuit
alo madi 2.0
Yes, but we are mainly using our own dialect
Idc man a hole is a hole
would someone learning MSA still understand?

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST,
THEN ILL FUCK THE MEN AND THE ANIMALS
what
ive always
hahahaah
wait what
frankie boyle bit
youre gonna do what to the children
this goes in the screenshots
lmao
bro i love that gif so much
it's the "Sir, a second accusation has hit the twitter" face
Truly a societal equality
swiss knife of gifs
A bit, issue is that we use slang a lot, like it's not even comparable to American English and UK English, it's almost twentyfold
ITS A BIT FROM FRANKIE BOYLE
People usually notice if you aren't from the area and tone it down though
I ONLY DO COUGARS
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Well listen here Boyle
no,no.. what are you gonna do to the children though.. you said something about children
I dont know jack shit about reference
Sometimes someone from 20km away I can barely understand
She shift on my stick till I manual
let alone someone using MSA
im gonna send 70000 on a ship to jerusalem
She stick on my manual till I shift
through a storm
She manual on my shift till I stick
eats a cupcake, gets exposed for messaging kids
EDP445 got exposed for trying to meet up with a minor, said he was buying a cupcake instead
the pedo multiverse crossover
we need drd and edp on a mr beast challenge video
they did it during crusades, the monsters
with Chris Tyson
not to mention they had the same glasses

the hint was there all along
ivenius
can you repost brainrot.mp3
so im at my bf's store and fucking dying of cold
die den
wtf is he there for then
i will die and put in my testament that they have to hire you to find me
mf got a jacket on and his bitch freezin

if he freezes to death, do you expect her to carry him?
not the one but that's good too
that's why parents are told to put on the oxygen mask during a plane event first
Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog Mog
edging or gooning
SO U DO EDGE IN OHIO
i have a feeling his one of the fragile ones
ill just go to your bfs store?
please stop talking
he's not lmao
thats not much of a job
it is
lies and deceit
why the fuck u still cold then
where da heat
because he left early and asked me to stay a while
thats why men make 1.7 dollar for ever dollar a woman make
i'm still waiting for my male privilege check to clear

how can i oppress women when i'm broke ffs
(im joking havent worked an 80 week since before corona)
never again
how
id rather be broke
Amazon?
Yes
12 hours with saturday
sunday optional
for 5 years
@lone cedar hi vro
so i can now not have to do it
kindasorta
now im in a spot where 12 hour day sounds fun
hi
what do u do for work treeboy

you got me curious now
right now im jacking off in spain on pseudovacation, otherwise forestry and wildlife management
i went to check out their boar problems
Man wat da heeel you burnt him
try to figure out if their methods apply to our pop dynamics
then its back to listening to farmers cry cause boars dug up half his crop
you should've seen our grandfathers and their oppression tactics in the 1920's
that shit was wild
100 yrs ago 
that's pretty sick tbf, how hard is it?
before that though i used to do all kinds of manual labor, construction yards, logging, painting, stonemasonry, store clerk, warehouses
wild to think that 100 years ago is like in the 1920's
its really chill, minus the tics and the boreliosis i got
like a couple years after the WW1
i went in wanting to avoid people
but i just deal with landowners now
so that backfired
90’s is 30 years ago
bonking rn
but i love walking around and looking for land borders
Ps2 is a retro console
PS2 IS A RETRO CONSOLE?
Yeah
waht is it you do
ye bitch you old
THEN WHY I CANT FIND IT LIKE AT 10 BUCKS
For me retro starts at like n64 and down
its literally best console bang for buck
I was like 1 or 2 years when the PS2 came out
Cause they don’t make em anymore
Just use an emulator dingus
i am studying cybersecurity, planning on going on offensive security, currently in an internship doing compliance
pentesting? holy shit thats cool
youre like spacezoro then
Kinda, except he's got wisdom and I got dreams
Listen to the sound🥰
old consoles are hard to get a hand on
its not?
you look likeyoure working on it
i can actually see like 40 of them in my town's feria
now i get all your linux narding out
like in weekends they sell stuff
youre a kid you got time man
It’s because your country is poor

and i see a lot of them
I'm like 21 bro :(
says the bulgarian
in a year's time I'll have to find a job
Mortal kombat 3 is huge in Mexico for a reason
God forbid
rumanian
I don’t even know what Bulgaria is famous for
so what are you Xalrider
thats fresh
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Holy fuck you hate me that much?
dude you got this i believe
because
bruh
3trees moment
im a slavic forest monkey
how wholesome
get in with it
appreciate it man, been all over the world trying to get this to work
no other choice but to make it work
Make it worm
if you travel the world in seach of work, youre doing it right
@naive bison pls translate
🪱
mworms
That is unforgivable
look, mr beast?
i think
posmotri mr beast
idk
heres hoping I can a good job later down the line 
You Yugoslavian
yeah I went to Malaysia to study, cus they are better in the field than Saudi Arabia, plan on going to the states (wildshot) to get a job as my endgame
DONT
then I get to escape cringe and I get good money
Slovenian
Where you from?
our friend is russian
That’s not even a fucking country
saudi
I have to be like 50 to be Yugoslavian
for what you do, you have 2 options
states
or china
or iran?
you are Kosovan
these are big on cybersec
i actually found a job in china hahahah
BROTHER IN CHRIST
but I was too scared to go
do not
iPads and unrestricted internet access has been a detriment on society
ok this is gonna be on the edge of getting muted
how white are you
All I know about Kosovo is how to use it to troll people
i am light skinned
If Albanian annoying me then Kosovo is Serbian
go to china
And in reverse
i was born white, sunburnt
just look up china white monkey
but I am middle eastern in blood
its SUCH easy money
Moldavian
dont matter as long as you look white and kinda eu
Odesian
kishinov is actually a fuckin banger city
so ill tell you what i want what i really really want
I had a retard in cs that I’m pretty sure was drunk say the name of that city like at least 50 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHwdQBcRS-c
this was years ago
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Ehh, I don't look EU but I don't look overly middle eastern either, eitherway it's a gamble
I actually got like a nervous tic when I read it
so tell me what you want what you really really want
but its still relevant
look at the vid and dig in on it
Isn’t that a city
its an eeasy life if you aint proud
if you wanna be my lover
What country
friendships never edns
ukr
Oh yeah
herzegovinian
Epstein gif goes hard to these lyrics
I think I want to go to the states because I'm tired of being in countries that would want to kill me for doing funny business
why does a chilean keep wanting to join balkan racewars
because its funny
Nothing better to do
if youre uh.. differently oriented, just go states
i just want him to get offended
but chinese dont actually mind it btw
Not differently oriented, just tired of watching my mouth regarding govt
oh dont go to tchina
Romanian was enough
hahahaha
like here rich people get angry if you're called daddy's son
what about iran? its HUGE on cybersec and iranian education is actually goated
so i say it when i encounter them and they can't hit me lmao
and youre arab which is close enough to persian, i think?
if I go to Iran I'll be questioned by my country
youre sunni?
shia aaite
Shia, or shiite in your language
i mix em up
one acknowleges mohammad
and one ali
right?
im weak on islam lore
i blazed through an english version of quran and the hadiths
nooo noo no
Ok
Muhammed is the prophet, everyone agrees on thst
But when he died, a new leader needed to be chosen, Ali is connected to Muhammed by blood, ish
AAAAH that
I think cousin
That's what Shia's believe should've been the caliph
But sunnis think Muhammads companions should be caliph
but both sides agree mohammad is the messengers
got it
its funny learning all abrahamic religions worship the same god, including rastafari
we just call it different
elohim
yahweh
allah
jah
muslims reffer to others as followers of "al-kitab" the book
is dhimmi, the religious tax for them ONLY applied in times of war and conquest?
which means heavenly or skyly(?) however you'd write that
Abrams is my religion
sounds cool tbh
all hail warpig
I don't think it applies outside of it otherwise no one would be in this fkn country
abrum my goat
win
i wanna travel that place someday
pakistan, india, iran
afghanistan the most
thats the dream
come saudi eastern province

DUDE i know a saudi ahhaahh
didnt think of that
that would be so baller
surfboard and a buncha oil
im good
dunesurfing for days
honestly man my dad's crazy with it, and my friends dad used to do rescue operations in the desert
ive never seen a desert
Your father did the service and he used a md. 63
cordoba in spain is closest ive seen
never saw a desert and only one ocean
im ashame
it's... something
which reminds me bitch you get to bathe in the pacific @potent hamlet
chile has like all stuff
NO SOUND
You get to see stars clearly
id kill for that
well, peru has jungle
man me and my ex once pitched a tent in the desert
that shit was fire
she did NOT know how to handle a campfire
but chile has mounts, desert, pacific ocean and antartica
a date under desert stars? bruh which one wouldnt
i am obsessed with geoguessr and i love being in chile
ngl if she weren't an astrology girl it'd be a win
cause it really has everything
kinda like peru
peru has poverty
if they come at you with astrology, come back with tarot and divination
shut them up rq
or hieromantics
i astral project on a bitch bro
start explaining hyperborea lore
she's getting sent back in time
THATS it just make it weirder
Girls who believe in astrology on their way to decide their future based on bullshit
just say youre whatever sign shes into
OH YES IM A CAPRISUN
I vpn to Germany, is it me or is that a ripoff glock logo?
:3
the problem with chilean tourism, is that it is damn expensive
I'm a fuckin Sagittarius rex 🗣️
Dude I'm so mad I didn't see the eclipse
I was in Malaysia and it wasn't there
Seeing that shit in the desert hits different
i think i was like fucking 5, in 99 i saw a COMPLETE eclipse in slovenia
like fucken NIGHT NIGHT
YOOO and its close to the equator
must look wicked
My old high school teacher works in an observatory
And he sent us there one time
you should've seen it man that thing was like a big dome, nothing around it for MILES
magnification was something insane too
my father did do the service but he said he used the folding stock rifle. he was apparently a crack shot
never been in an obs, sounds like something a wizard would do
so he used the pm 65
i suppose. i have a picture of me holding the pm 63 when the military recruiters visited my school
He was that one physics teacher that tryharded everything, overly excited about the topics
they also had a pkm but it was during break time and they were swarmed with kids so didn't get a good look
and he always sent us on trips
my fucken hs physics teacher would light a cigarette for 2 puffs to show us gas dynamics
or just blow a fire extinguisher
to show sublimation
king teachers
oh my god I remember when my teacher in middle school just set a fucking barrel on fire and was like 'provide a solution to this conundrum.'
I really don't like when the serving size for something is in a unit of measurement that can't measure the item
ie tablespoons of croutons
who tf adds croutons by the tablespoon
crush the crouton
This is the one time you'll catch me being unamerican
We need to measure everything in grams

god i love measuring shit in meters
measure everything in hamsters
Point to a meter right now
Oh you can't?
Yeah that's right bitch
But you know what you can point to
A FOOT
YOU HAVE TWO
I can
its one threehundreth thousand of the distance travelled by light in one second
its actually 1/299 792 458 per light second
sorry for the delayed response i have you blocked if i wanna interact with you i have to purposefully view your messages
imagine blocking people

couldn't be me
i have half yall blocked regularly so i dont see the cat spam
i unblock when chat clears
thats what im saying
coming from someone who LOVES CAT
WHAT IS THIS 5 lane bullshit
hahhahahaah
Florida
This is
Florida
America as it finest
im just rewatching
its making me spasm
yall cant fucking drive i stg
given florida is full of geriatrics but GODAMN
holy shit im freezing
Warned graymeow.official for: Soft core furry porn
Warning: 1
just one more lane
please
it'll fix everything
just one more lane
oh carlito conchetumadre deja de estar mandando porno a la pagina compare
seas wevon, ah
weak women, simple as. You should've seen my instructor during guard training. 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse
i used to think that more streets will fix everything
then i saw USA
and i noticed that actually less streets fix everything
there cant be cars speeding if they dont have a lot of streets long enough to speed
kid named offroading
kid named sidewalk
SO REAL
i mean, you cant off-road if its in the city filled with stuff
kid named streetlight

like japan's neighbors
the sidewalk is technically offroad
and hella illegal too
checkmate liberal
liberal yo ass
jesus fucking christ
im like the only one that could love to have a second amendment in Chile to have like a ridiculous amounts of guns
and have it just me
a woman?
me and nobody else
i always thought that women in infantry was stupid
there are deff some out of this world exceptions
I've seen some women that scare me
and not in the traditional way
just make her like tank crewmates or aircraft crews or some recon team
its a good rule, but ive seen womens heads look like choppin blocks
somewhere they dont have to carry a lot of shit, they can actually be faster or even better
and if im honest, when my guts are hanging out and im going for that last juicy breath
i wanna be taken care of by a woman
dont want the last thing i see to be some beaded asshole going
YOU ALRITE
YOU GON MAKE IT
lmao
i'd prefer somebody telling me im gonna survive that somebody just hugging me
man im not surviving with my gutropes hanging out
just press me against a titty and lemme float away
if its all screams and pressing shit onto me at least i feel like im getting taken care of
if a girl hugs me while im injured, i just know im dead
what if you have the added benefit of boobs in your face while you're dying
just not yet
i mean, a man can also have boobs
deep stomach wound, internal bleeding, going into shock
its not the same
WHAT DO WE DO
havent you seen like chubby army men?
sit on his face
let him go peacefully
personally i dont want to see a bunch of people tryna stuff me full of cotton and zap me with the shockmachine
hiiii @final cedar
getouttahere

im like
drinking hard liquor to keep temperature
i feel like a russian lady or sum
that doesnt help
u just freeze the same
idk but it feels like it

and im soon to get into my bike and bike around like a madman to get some heat
that would imply that serving women are actually attractive
so everything will be fine
most of them are butches
i think
can you not
that's what i was thinking about
youre fucking 65 kilos on hard liqor
most girls arent propaganda psyops
BUS

just fucking walk
nah fuck walking
i just got 3 shots
its like
nothing
you weigh as much as a PHOTO OF URSELF
thats 5% of your blood volume
fucking boozers
barracks bunnies are a myth made up by recruiters to get more people to join
ive ridden in worse conditions
don't fall for it
most barracks bunnies are boys too
im not american in the first place im not stupid enough to join the army
if you're gonna join
there isnt a guy in service i spoke to that didnt praise the courage and bravado of barrack bunnies hahahaa
do it for a good fucking reason
they just dont want you to know
they take it for king and country
cause it is
nerd
the barracks bunnies are twink femboys that get into service
No offense this is just suppose to be a harmless meme
#CrumblesCrouton
every single guy I know in the military says they're a myth
twink femboys can run with weight on their back
maybe it's only a myth for Marines
women in combat arms jobs
is a good way for you to get killed
or in trouble
they shouldnt be allowed
but what do I know

rah
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Arma > Squad
six days in fallujah
if I'm in the mood for some tacticool team based shooter I'll go play sandstorm



