🎪bruh-fart

[flint jacinth]

better to die from liver disease than bowel cancer

[primal rapids]

"You can take this yeast, or I'm calling the police."

[minor cypress]

Also, keep in mind you're in for the long haul, and fuckups happen.

[naive bison]

[atomic pewter]

If i ate only bricks of weetabix and oat milk every morning I'd kill myself within a month

[naive bison]

i rate igor a Gae/10

[flint jacinth]

what a unique discography

[deep topaz]

Need a cheat day where I eat 5 loaves of bread

[broken topaz]

Just dont eat anything for abour 3 weeks, Schleppa

[naive bison]

would be nice to get down to 5 loaves tbh

[sage otter]

Don’t talk shit about oat milk

[minor cypress]

Exactly. Good food is a crime to ignore, just moderate.

[atomic pewter]

Oat milk is good

[flint jacinth]

do you eat a lot of nuts and seeds type of shit?

[deep topaz]

Very rarely

[flint jacinth]

using egg as binder you can make fake bread

[naive bison]

"nuts and seed"

[flint jacinth]

has little carbs

[atomic pewter]

But fucking weetabix on it's own ? Depression

[minor cypress]

Mmm i love me granola and greek yogurt

[deep topaz]

British food in general is depression

[flint jacinth]

usually one way to give up bread

[lusty sonnet]

greek yogurt aye

[flint jacinth]

OH LORD

english breakfast is literally your kyptonite

[naive bison]

shepherds pie, fish and chips

[flint jacinth]

AHHAAHA

[sage otter]

British in general is depression

[naive bison]

english breakfast

all banging

[atomic pewter]

Not true lol, I've been to england, food's so good

[minor cypress]

Wait ur a britbong? Nevermind give up now

[tulip ravine]

https://x.com/efcdaily_/status/1822881251948138907?s=46

EFC DAILY (@EFCdaily_) on X

The Friedkin Group are interested in a minority stake in Everton and are pondering the acquisition of no more than 30% of Everton’s shares. [@ilmessaggeroit]

Twitter · Aug 12, 2024, 6:22 AM

[flint jacinth]

unironically, i like it

[tulip ravine]

They are back

[deep topaz]

No I am not British

[flint jacinth]

its BROWN FOOD

[tulip ravine]

[deep topaz]

I am dog American

[minor cypress]

You peaked at shepards pie

[flint jacinth]

and BROWN DRINK

[tidal trellis]

that escalated quickly

[atomic pewter]

Sausage, beans, black pudding, buttered bread, mushrooms

[naive bison]

i mean what's not to like? eggs and sausage is already banging

[atomic pewter]

And egg

[flint jacinth]

i dont get the hate

[naive bison]

what is brown drink

[sage otter]

Damn, every billionaire wants to play real life fut champions like with psg and newcastle but it never works

[flint jacinth]

BEER

[atomic pewter]

Full english breakfast is awesome

[flint jacinth]

black ale

wait

[naive bison]

alcohol for breakfast?

[tulip ravine]

John textor and Friedkin tho

Sheesh

[deep topaz]

If you start your day with a beer you've already lost

[flint jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5RLjpQxcx0
THIS

[deep topaz]

Game over

[tidal trellis]

[tulip ravine]

I start my day with vodka because im a g

[atomic pewter]

The homie who won't make it

[flint jacinth]

yorkshire pudding too

[sage otter]

It’s to kill all the spiders you eat on average in your sleep

[flint jacinth]

i like to imagine im a good eater

and i love british grub

its hearthy af

just not all of it

[deep topaz]

Eat raw ground beef and wash it down with everclear to kill the bacteria

[flint jacinth]

fucking miss me with fishnchips

[tulip ravine]

Yorkshire puddings worrr

[flint jacinth]

had to stop eating hahahaah

gold

[tulip ravine]

When we do Sunday dinners we put it in a big Yorkshire pudding

Bosh

[flint jacinth]

i want that accent

[tulip ravine]

He not even got a accent lmao

[naive bison]

a classic, a british classic

[flint jacinth]

im slavic

to me thats brit 100

[naive bison]

this is like that bitch

Kay's cooking

or whatever

the queen of salmonella

[tulip ravine]

Jesus should hear my accent and those around me

[flint jacinth]

specifically, if i could pick, i want cockney

the one from fools and horses

delboy

me old macca

[tulip ravine]

Eesh

[flint jacinth]

i wanna wear a fake fur coat and talk shit

[tulip ravine]

Man said cockney

Cockneys are just posh arseholes tbh

[primal rapids]

My accent is a bizarre mix of California surfer dude and northern hick.

[flint jacinth]

either that

[tulip ravine]

What you want is scouse

[flint jacinth]

IVE HEARD OF THAT

hoolingan sounding right?

maybe thats what

i have in mind

a really THICC scottish accent would slap too

the kind that makes you go all red in the face if you really go for it

[tulip ravine]

Nah Scouse is just unique

[flint jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rFi7IxvDUU
oh lord hell yes

[tulip ravine]

Girl I’m talking too rn has that accent but strong af

Fucking annoying to understand

[flint jacinth]

thats kinda hot ngl

whyd you have to mention that

i dont need another accent kink

theres too many

[tulip ravine]

We got a strange combination tbf

She’s Scouse and I’ve just got a pure manc accent

[flint jacinth]

king of accents tho

ozzy

[tulip ravine]

@flint jacinth heard of aitch?

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674836345742426122/1272305678534578187/Smile.mov?ex=66bb2740&is=66b9d5c0&hm=7702cbc13c167401a1086a85e701e80d57ace89cbb14a281629371956430c66e&

[flint jacinth]

nay

[tulip ravine]

Ay basically same accent as me

[flint jacinth]

if thats a musician or something , missed me, i don keep up hahaha

[tulip ravine]

Yeah

[flint jacinth]

i digg standup comedy, and i explored the accents through that, since british and irish comics are fucking fantastic

[tulip ravine]

Specifically

[flint jacinth]

that Mock The Week shit was INSANEž

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/egSqA6j9csw?si=MdMH5HYYIiMXLy-f

[tulip ravine]

Sheep shagging cunts the lot of em

[flint jacinth]

frankie boyle was the star of that show

[tulip ravine]

I got a Scouse comedian for you

[flint jacinth]

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST

then ill fuck the men and the animals

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/UKubMQoajAA?si=yZKHu3UXGcY1JVxp

[flint jacinth]

i know him

now i know what scouse is

hes been on panel of IQ

and 8 cats

[tulip ravine]

https://youtube.com/shorts/a0hVrZgi7Mw?si=Cz4ZqZqI7yZ-iINq

[tulip ravine]

Funny af we goin watching him in a month or so

[flint jacinth]

jesus that dude takes up a lot of the frame

makes ralphie may look small goddamn

[tulip ravine]

Respect fat Tony

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/UG2PTSdFJB0?si=AxkcR7rgVjP0Fdpe

This guys from Huddersfield

So a Yorkshire accent

[flint jacinth]

i dont mind the accent but the music boutta gimme an aneurysm

[tulip ravine]

Eh it’s part of uk now lmao

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus "plugged in WITH THE FUMES"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1263244897998344264/airwingreacting.gif?=

[flint jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA5PWRPeMOk
Explain THIS

[tulip ravine]

Sounds like something meant to be played at a rave

[flint jacinth]

cracks me tf up

fever dream

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/lPckvzufS90?si=nQ6_v-HMzM6YYxe3

These guys from Bradford

Which is 10 mins from Huddersfield

Yet has a different accent completely

[flint jacinth]

i live in a country where the longest distance is 300 km and we have about 14 accents that to you wouldnt sound like the same language

i can relate

😄

[tulip ravine]

Speaking of raves

Going to this next year can’t wait in Netherlands

[broken topaz]

I should go to defqon

[tulip ravine]

It’s good from what I seen

Cheap too

Only 500 euro for weekend and accommodation

[broken topaz]

real?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

I could probably persuade a few friends to go with me then

[tulip ravine]

Please I don’t want German neighbours playing uptempo at 4 am

Then flights for me are like

200 euros

[broken topaz]

i dont listen to uptempo

garbage

[tulip ravine]

It’s a meme about hardstyle festivals

[lone cedar]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1822764457640055012
grok 2 guys grok 2

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X

Grok 2 beta release soon

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 10:38 PM

[broken topaz]

The worst of the LLMs comes back to once again be months behind the curve

[tidal trellis]

evil version of grok

[flint jacinth]

festival energy peak energy

[tulip ravine]

That guy is rolling and having the time of his life

[flint jacinth]

he just laughs and goes with it, its so fuckn wholesome

[lusty sonnet]

thought it was tomorrowland first but it was defqon

[tulip ravine]

Oh yeah forgot show you are you ready for the new ultras

[tulip ravine]

Yeah defqon

Tbh looks good

And doesn’t seem too expensive in the place

[tidal trellis]

defqon?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah

Hardstyle festival in Netherlands

[lusty sonnet]

frfr

[tidal trellis]

ah

[lusty sonnet]

and Netherlands is pretty aight

[tulip ravine]

We are planning on doing a day in Amsterdam before and after

Then might go to Germany

[flint jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruWuM13PwGg that aint ultras hauk tuah

[rustic sphinx]

🙂

[tulip ravine]

Funny how they do it so seriously like they aren’t the biggest meme going

[lusty sonnet]

amsterdam aka bicycle heaven

[tulip ravine]

Not that bad for a small stadium

[flint jacinth]

brits are well known for having real hools

balkan too

partizan

and zvezda

theyre called fucking gravediggers

[naive bison]

god i fucking hate football and its fans

[flint jacinth]

grobari

[naive bison]

it's really not that deep

just dickheads hitting a ball

[tulip ravine]

Are you American?

Or European?

[naive bison]

no

[tulip ravine]

Ah that’s why

[flint jacinth]

its about being banned from a stadium for life

[fading shuttle]

mf arent you european

[tulip ravine]

Uhhhhhhh explain this one

[eager igloo]

He's british

[broken topaz]

Football is pretty shit, the fans are the worst room temperature IQ people ever

[flint jacinth]

not since brexitž

[eager igloo]

They don't count anymore

[flint jacinth]

yall own your own now

you can float into the atlantic

[tulip ravine]

That’s the eu not Europe the continent

[flint jacinth]

we will miss you

[tulip ravine]

We are still classed as in Europe

[flint jacinth]

its been nice

[broken topaz]

Nah you guys floated off into the sea

[fading shuttle]

the brits will always pretend not to be european as long as it benefits them, the moment it doesnt, they will bitch and moan

[eager igloo]

Cringe bait ass mf

Kill yourself

[tidal trellis]

terrible

[flint jacinth]

i like them mostly, but as far as brexit goes i stand by what ive said

im ready fort hem to float into the atlantic

[fading shuttle]

they shot themselves in the foot to fix a problem that wasnt caused by the eu, but by their own politicians

[tulip ravine]

Honestly brexit wasn’t necessarily because of the union itself

[flint jacinth]

leave the irish behind, i need my irish cream

[flint jacinth]

im just jokin hah

[tulip ravine]

It was not an attempt to close borders

[flint jacinth]

dont really care about the economic implications

[tulip ravine]

Which didn’t work coz now they just come on fuckin boats from France

[broken topaz]

non EU citizen immigration sky rocketed after brexit

[fading shuttle]

you sure? a lot of brexits advertising was propagandising about that

[broken topaz]

[tulip ravine]

It was a attempt I mean

[flint jacinth]

unironically the plot from Johnny English sounds really good right about now

hahaha

[tulip ravine]

It’s why I voted to leave, I would of preferred to stay and tbh I would of preferred to adopt the euro

[flint jacinth]

can we avoid politics though

i dont wanna talk to josta

[fading shuttle]

no

[tulip ravine]

Real

So

How are you all

[flint jacinth]

brown food brown drink

[tulip ravine]

Hooliganism isn’t that much of a problem for us now tbh

Died out in the 80s/90s

Security and stuff that good now you get caught on camera you might as well go get the banning order yourself

Pretty rough too, can’t go near the stadium obviously and usually you can’t go into whatever city they are in and can’t fly

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail

[tidal trellis]

good

waiting for class

[flint jacinth]

bring back blue asbestos filters

lung cancer doesnt have to be a long ordeal

[minor cypress]

Misread that as defcon and got excited

[tulip ravine]

Wait till they realise

[fading shuttle]

They wont

[flint jacinth]

they have the cheese eating surrender monkey statue

[flint jacinth]

corrosive sweat?

[minor cypress]

Holy shit the back sweat

[tidal trellis]

sweating hydrochloric acid

[quaint ore]

Average rainbow six players chair

Or EFT E-Sports Player chair

[flint jacinth]

nah thats moba sweat

[minor cypress]

Why is the armrest so fucked up

[flint jacinth]

or cs sweat

[deep topaz]

My chair after I blast bomb farts through it

[sage otter]

Cs sweat is quantity but no corrosion

[flint jacinth]

wankers cramp

[sage otter]

This looks like LoL or Valorant sweat judging by the toxicity

[minor cypress]

The thigh rub on the side of the chair too

[fresh rose]

What the FUCK

[flint jacinth]

this is too good

been walkin in memphis

been pharaoh

[lusty sonnet]

aye, read it as that the first time as well

[minor cypress]

Only the right hand side of the back chair being rubbed raw. Man totally does the gamer lean and got tree trunk thighs

[minor cypress]

Valorant players thinking they're toxic vs nicest CS player

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757266499634200699/1258844118457782313/AN-WTVLTtcyOGt0Opv08snBZMrZtD-js6J26POrE_VmwZyOBdg-m_mn-qNGvauGMBqyxizJAGpkGNws800-nd-v1.png?ex=66baf5b2&is=66b9a432&hm=1c6ee9735d645d41e18f19b5ddb66bce7135e53723e988fe4ba2b7121fd3421a&

[sage otter]

CS is more self rage but no toxic compared to valorant

[minor cypress]

I play neither but valorant just seems like zoomer CS

[flint jacinth]

valorant is cs minus all the gamer language

[fresh rose]

Pesk

[lusty sonnet]

what's R6 then?

[fresh rose]

Peak

[sage otter]

It kind of is, valorant is cs but with poor map design, and hero shooters elements with pastel coloured to appeal to the zoomers

[minor cypress]

Hmm, not sure. I used to love r6

[flint jacinth]

i.e. garbage

[minor cypress]

Then they introduced dora the explorer and powercrept everything

[lusty sonnet]

trying to figure out which op is dora the explorer

[flint jacinth]

dokkaebi?

[minor cypress]

Amaru, grapple hook dora

[lusty sonnet]

ah her

kinda shit tho

[tidal trellis]

that face looks dead inside

[flint jacinth]

im glad i quit before parabellum

[minor cypress]

I swear they changed her face.

[lusty sonnet]

the changed a shit ton of faces

look up the Iana faces

[tidal trellis]

what

[flint jacinth]

this just kept getting better

[minor cypress]

God the powercrept got worse somehow

[lusty sonnet]

let's play a game of "male or female"

[flint jacinth]

twink

[lusty sonnet]

you've got no idea man

[flint jacinth]

can i get a name

i like this norm macdonald typa shit

[rustic sphinx]

later pooks

[coarse bear]

https://fixvx.com/CursedGunImages/status/1822685670541836408?t=gArlfx0HEn62HtAPOWzpvg&s=19

[narrow lotus]

[fallow trellis]

idk

[minor cypress]

Placable doc station, a non wall bound mira shield, better IQ, cav but on attackers side.

[lusty sonnet]

cav on attack sadly lost her actual silent step

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/529049541148934155/1272536462948175933/IMG_6695.jpg?ex=66bb556f&is=66ba03ef&hm=a78a2450dc811cfc133ff011e9d2f2c279b986fc23eb1fa5baa244df649c193d&=&format=webp&width=318&height=467

[minor cypress]

Man shoulders, man face, woman waist. Twonk

[lusty sonnet]

female OP tho

living drone ability

[naive bison]

male

[minor cypress]

Ubislop char design in shambles

[grizzled meadow]

Female
(that looks like a male)

[lusty sonnet]

I just play shield and go offline mentally

[fallow trellis]

good loss for ceo, bad a family lost a mother

[lusty sonnet]

it's the card art that got butchered for her

[coarse bear]

I see nothing wrong

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224748725906178149/1269759361656295444/image.png?ex=66bb1e4e&is=66b9ccce&hm=9768bcc125f2ebce423047f99360dd014e282ca8eea2ef2c6379f9129a3c47da&

[low atlas]

its brion bishop

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900523270284120114/1257640708068606053/1712594650071CkBbB7DdCrBvuClJ.png?ex=66bb322e&is=66b9e0ae&hm=de6a24d9ea727c61025f2db26f50234ac6841bf8d91d47e21fb847935e26c329&

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1272538532086550558/A_Documentary_on_the_daily_life_in_bulgaria.mp4?ex=66bb575c&is=66ba05dc&hm=db87febbb903fe48220cc2d614aec4afdfebe9e5097c8762f7a4d18cd64975c4&

[tidal trellis]

forced to play Tarkov, poor guy

[fallow trellis]

bulgarians are workaholics

[broken topaz]

it just happens their work is stealing cars

[fallow trellis]

I do not work to relax

Bulgarians are acoustic for doing that

either that or they really love their job

[sage otter]

Ofc they love it since their job is stealing cars as mentionned above

[fallow trellis]

do bulgarians not do jobs they dont inheritly love

thats p common in the rest of the world

[broken topaz]

I hope im half as nimble as tony is at his age

[solar obsidian]

fate worse than death

[tidal trellis]

you should activate windows, Delight

[solar obsidian]

i did

[tidal trellis]

did you now

[flint jacinth]

OS11.ACTIVATOR.RELOADED.DRMFREE

[broken topaz]

GET DOWN ON IT

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-marines-ram-ranch-gif-22934490

[flint jacinth]

manor lords looking mint af

[frail scaffold]

ooh

that is pretty

[frail scaffold]

peasant maxxing

[flint jacinth]

on that plough grind

flaxmaxxin

[frail scaffold]

fr fr

henry of skalitz type beat

[flint jacinth]

games the ultimate chill pill

ost banger, atmosphere banger

could be a little harder

[ruby minnow]

i'm doing stupid shit

[ruby minnow]

like why am i still trying to fight ogh

mogh

i'm level 70

the recommended level for the boss is a 100

[frail scaffold]

my buddy did it at that level to get shit early

[flint jacinth]

recommended lifespan for human is 70

[frail scaffold]

something something invasion build (loser shit)

[flint jacinth]

dont listen to government bots

i have professional deformation

if game allows cheese

i will, cheesse

my standing clipped into a half wall magic bullshit is just as valid as your katana sweat

[ruby minnow]

i'm doing the most simple build

known to man

strenght

with godricks axe

[frail scaffold]

i was doing strength but i found a dlc weapon i like a lot

and been using it

[ruby minnow]

i wanna try

[lusty sonnet]

azure comet goes brrrrrr

[ruby minnow]

other builds too

[frail scaffold]

try caestus

if youre on strength

really funny

[frail scaffold]

no this is real

[flint jacinth]

thanks now half the fuckin trams lookin at me

[frail scaffold]

who the fuck is buying a 1980s ford truck with no work on it for FUCKING 20k

[flint jacinth]

the idiot laughing at a phone

[flint jacinth]

Other americans

[frail scaffold]

i want an old shitbox van or truck

[flint jacinth]

I assume

WW transporter

[frail scaffold]

its still there, sooo

cx

[flint jacinth]

Or citroen c15

[frail scaffold]

been there for about 2 years

[flint jacinth]

You can fix everythin with knife and screwdriver

Jfc worst ride ever

also hi @eager igloo stop creepin or ill stab u

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[flint jacinth]

wait what

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155800183729307719/1272164223430037576/bacon.jpg?ex=66baa382&is=66b95202&hm=c9f18581234e7129cedc727fd2e69ded3e2c40e226e12295c2194eb572bf582b&

purple carrots are v good

better than orange imo

[sage otter]

Wait until he hears about purple basil

[flint jacinth]

my mind has been blown

ive only known orange and yellow

[solar obsidian]

same, but only orange

[flint jacinth]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6BvCp5WYczcAAAAd/fail.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-stalker-stare-come-back-gif-21086760

she's always there

lurking

conspiring

possibly spreading plague

[flint jacinth]

i think shes convinced i hate her

but really just tryna bring out that inner scaven

[placid sail]

nah she just hates everything

[flint jacinth]

le'go

[tidal trellis]

must be rough around the holidays if she does hate everybody too

[flint jacinth]

u got dat quad nod beat

[lofty sand]

Slovakian Zelda

[lofty sand]

Is it that time of the month?

Oh

Fuck it's an animal

Shit

[lofty sand]

I assumed it was a person you were talking about

[lofty sand]

See
That's what I mean when I say the more
Realistic you make a game
The more unrealistic the meta

[placid sail]

nah thanks I'm good

[fading shuttle]

your marriage is 2 days from now

you cant cancel it

[placid sail]

if I had wanted to smell like alcohol fumes I would have just drank myself

[naive bison]

i hate polish people

[toxic sundial]

That's like 1.2 nanas

[river zealot]

I think my nation hated them more then yours

[naive bison]

what is your nation

[river zealot]

But after hate comes friendship

Ukraine

[naive bison]

[flint jacinth]

[lofty sand]

I don't think I'd like to go camping

With you

[naive bison]

why

[lofty sand]

Don't bring it up....

[lofty sand]

Are you Austrian?

[fluid coyote]

relatable

[naive bison]

no

[crude osprey]

biste deppat

[flint jacinth]

US edu in a nutshell

[naive bison]

ban him for misinformation

[lofty sand]

Okay i guess we can go camping then

She stalker my gamma until I clear her sky

[flint jacinth]

ill show u my pripyat

[lofty sand]

Why is that cute

Lol

[naive bison]

i hate polish people because they love speaking polish instead of english in competitive games

and are pack animals

[flint jacinth]

its why i never got into league

all eu servers speak exclusively polish

[toxic sundial]

She gamma my stalker till I 9% condition makarov

[naive bison]

make an EUW acc

or EUNE

i forgot which one

[lofty sand]

Aw

[slender rock]

Everything is sore

[placid sail]

as if russians don't do exactly the same to the point of it becoming a meme "да мне похуй, что ты меня не понимаешь, я-то тебя понимаю"

[flint jacinth]

too late im old and retarded now

[toxic sundial]

She gamma my stalker till I where the fuck do I find expert tools

[slender rock]

In xenos ass

You gotta dig

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-the-club-buddy-gif-25956831

[flint jacinth]

she gonna snork on these nuts

[toxic sundial]

She America my new colonies till I what the fuck is a kilometer

[placid sail]

are you guys having a stronk

[flint jacinth]

i need a heimerdinger manoover

im having a stonk

[toxic sundial]

She department of transportation my 1986 Toyota Hilux till I 60$ inspection what the fuck

[tidal trellis]

are you okay

[flint jacinth]

theres a stroke stuck in my throat

[slender rock]

No but following an ADHD person around at a conference with a lot of people. My feet hurt and back hurts

[tidal trellis]

I take that as a no

[lofty sand]

@tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

Greetings.

[lofty sand]

I hæv joke

[narrow sorrel]

physical training issue

[flint jacinth]

did you forget what channel this is

[lofty sand]

What direction does the milk man run in the morning

[tidal trellis]

what direction

[narrow sorrel]

good

[lofty sand]

Cow-ward

And he's a coward

[flint jacinth]

the only thing here thats okay is the server running it, cause it doesnt have memories or feelings

[tidal trellis]

I'm just going to be nice, that is all i'm going to say.

[slender rock]

I mean I was the carrier of the purse so perhaps

[lofty sand]

Why was the hobo eating his shoes

Ask me why

[flint jacinth]

away from a kid in the neighborhood that looks suspiciously like him

[slender rock]

Do we have to?

[lofty sand]

That's the mailman joke

[lofty sand]

They were Snickers

[flint jacinth]

milk man has more rizz

[naive bison]

perfect time to play league

[naive bison]

yes but i understand them so i have no problem with them

[flint jacinth]

fucking kys

hahahaa

[slender rock]

This makes me not wanna be on the planet anymore

[tidal trellis]

don't quit your day job

[lofty sand]

I won't

What'd you call a man with a vegetable patch on his head

[placid sail]

just dissociate out of reality and listen to some tunes in your head while following on autopilot their squirrel attention rapidly jumping everywhere

[lofty sand]

Mr bean

[flint jacinth]

dont you mouth the name of rowan atkinson in vain

[lofty sand]

Alright

[placid sail]

wait is he dead

[lofty sand]

Lemme think of another one

[tidal trellis]

Get off the stage please

[flint jacinth]

im still waiting for anyone to make a blackadder refference someday

[flint jacinth]

lord no, id be grieving

[lofty sand]

When was

Adam born

Come on

[narrow sorrel]

wasnt he just spawned? Like, nobody gave birth to him

[lofty sand]

Take a guess

[lofty sand]

A little before eve

[narrow sorrel]

[pastel quartz]

hi @placid sail how soft are your toes today

[narrow sorrel]

both of them were spawned from the debug menu

[flint jacinth]

it was actually adam and steve

they didnt tell u that

[narrow sorrel]

(except Eve was made using the editor from a rib)

[flint jacinth]

first day in eden was wild

[narrow sorrel]

Shut up Jeeves

[tidal trellis]

all this reminds me of one thing which I won't mention, lest I get murdered by the crowd

[lusty sonnet]

go ahead

[flint jacinth]

do it, its how i live

[slender rock]

Doeet

[tidal trellis]

nah I'll spare you

[flint jacinth]

you think i look bac

[narrow sorrel]

Flop met another femboy in pakistan?

[slender rock]

Pussy ass byaaach

[flint jacinth]

say witness mee and go for it

[tidal trellis]

yapping levels off the charts

go outside

[slender rock]

Say it

[tidal trellis]

smell the fresh air

touch grass

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1266493503102521557/melon.gif

[slender rock]

Smells like smog

[flint jacinth]

ill off ur chart

[narrow sorrel]

I just got back in! the grass is full of mosquitoes!

[tidal trellis]

too bad

you haven't had enough grass

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ricky-oh-head-mellow-history-of-ricky-gif-23231184

[flint jacinth]

oh look the namesquatter

🖕

[lofty sand]

If a man is bald in front, he’s a thinker. If he’s bald in the back, he’s a lover. If he’s bald in front and back, he thinks he’s a lover.

[flint jacinth]

that was a fast 180

[lofty sand]

This one took me a while to recall

[flint jacinth]

from allah to assad in 0.5 sec

[lofty sand]

This one's funny

[narrow sorrel]

...no

[flint jacinth]

life doesnt have a laugh track

[slender rock]

But it has marzipan

[flint jacinth]

im gonna get ousted

but i like marzipan

[slender rock]

Yay

[flint jacinth]

as long as its not licorice

im very in favor

[slender rock]

True

Well

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022925678041120869/1272401284108128327/454756654_10233520293575320_6938589643820626259_n.jpg?ex=66bad78a&is=66b9860a&hm=4e0b4cd87d703a28059db35d4fd617617cf30dc9b58ac6819b9f1f0556a86f14&

[flint jacinth]

marzipan is real strong though, bite or two is enough

its nice to shape into different shit

fake body parts, eyeballs

shit like that

helloween thing

[slender rock]

Real licorice seeds in some breads is nice

But fuck the twizzler flavors

🤢

[placid sail]

marzipan is a premium snack

ritter sport marzipan is pretty nice

[slender rock]

Yes

[flint jacinth]

mozart balls

peak

classical testicles

also turkish delight

[placid sail]

weak

[flint jacinth]

that nougat type a shit

auuuuuuuuuuuu

[placid sail]

watch me devour this slab of marzipan

[lofty sand]

I like caramel

[flint jacinth]

id make a house out of that

[flint jacinth]

my eyes water if its too much hahahaah

HATED the absolute shit out of the flavor as a kid

now my half dead palette is diggin it

[pastel quartz]

/urban Namesquatter

[tidal trellis]

all my classes over freedom (for now)

[placid sail]

I once bought an actual marzipan slab on sale that was intended for some culinary/confectionary shenanigans

[tidal trellis]

epic command fail?

[placid sail]

and was just slowly nibbling away on it for a week

[pastel quartz]

fr

[flint jacinth]

WHATS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF URBAN

[placid sail]

like an animal I am

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[pastel quartz]

your mother

[flint jacinth]

acceptable

fuck yours truly

[pastel quartz]

❤️

From yours truly
@pastel quartz

[flint jacinth]

i love civilization

online smoothopia

we smoothbrainin

[pastel quartz]

No its just im to smart for you apes to comprehend

[flint jacinth]

you know what

[pastel quartz]

I do know what

[flint jacinth]

ill use a sseth chant

i hope your family tree turns into a family circle

[pastel quartz]

I am the family tree

[placid sail]

hey hey people

inbred tree here

[flint jacinth]

did you ever want to skip 100 years of formal education

BY EATING A

BANANUH

[final rose]

mystical tree

[placid sail]

also I've just realized I'm witnessing tree on tree violence

since you two are both trees

[pastel quartz]

Trees reproduce asexually can confirm 100% inbred

[flint jacinth]

crosspollination

gonna put my junk

in ur trunk

[placid sail]

dumb as an oak

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to unwiseandmysticaltree

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[pastel quartz]

@flint jacinth

[placid sail]

get a backyard you two

[flint jacinth]

why, so you get a better view?

wanna strip my bark in a park?

[pastel quartz]

the more dna your parents share the more inbred you are so if my parent has 100% matching DNA it is the most pure form of inbreeding

[flint jacinth]

PUT MY FRUIT IN UR ROOT

[flint jacinth]

topical yeast infection?

[placid sail]

oh boy

it's that kind of vibe again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SDKX_Ru52k

[fading shuttle]

nice youtube link, keep pretending like you have access to it

[flint jacinth]

who hurt u

[placid sail]

it's easier to find a youtube link to send here instead of linking yandex.music which god knows if works at all abroad

[tidal trellis]

cat jumpscare my cat tried to pounce me

[tidal trellis]

see this tiny mf run up and jump at me

missed though

[fading shuttle]

yeah ahuh

[placid sail]

I mean you're not wrong

can't access youtube

[flint jacinth]

yeah no

[placid sail]

but don't really care about it at the time

[glad carbon]

goon morning @placid sail

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxVkt1oaMQg

[placid sail]

sup

[placid sail]

beer jesus

[flint jacinth]

walked on foam

healed the nipples

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/1270487377210769548/thisreal.gif

[glad carbon]

hiii :3

[flint jacinth]

schlatt reactions are peak

[fallow trellis]

schlatt on this dick

[flint jacinth]

let it swing, see what happens

[fallow trellis]

gottem

[glad carbon]

omg hiiii @broken topaz

[broken topaz]

omg haii frotter

[glad carbon]

gooning hard or hardly gooning

[broken topaz]

Hardly gooning

Headache rn

Didnt drink enough water

[fallow trellis]

rookie mistake

[placid sail]

dehydrated for your sins

[broken topaz]

I woke up with it

been drinking ever since

[fallow trellis]

use drugs to alleviate the the headache

[broken topaz]

No

[fallow trellis]

as the government intneded

[broken topaz]

The only drug use i encourage for headaches

is LSD and mushrooms for chronic migraines

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck are you talking about

im talking about pain medication drugs

[broken topaz]

LSD and mushrooms help with Chronic migraines

and lessens the amount they come on

True fact

[fallow trellis]

is that legal where your from?

[broken topaz]

No

But i also dont have chronic migraines

so i dont do it

[fallow trellis]

take the non-state prohibited pain medication drugs

[broken topaz]

Im just giving out free medical advice

[flint jacinth]

better to isolate psylocybine

mushrooms can have amanitotoxins

[broken topaz]

Would be better

[flint jacinth]

also for depression

[broken topaz]

but I dont believe thats been done yet

[flint jacinth]

and anxiety

[flint jacinth]

you can do it at home

its water soluble

[fallow trellis]

whatever happened to just taking headache medicine

[tidal trellis]

do not take medical advice from cori

that is a recipe for ending up in a coffin

[broken topaz]

I give good medical advice

[fallow trellis]

legally questionable medical advice

[broken topaz]

Well im talking migraines not headaches

[broken topaz]

for now

[flint jacinth]

specifically nervous in origin

[broken topaz]

until its approved

[fallow trellis]

same medicine

[flint jacinth]

psylocybine can stimulate neuron growth

[broken topaz]

True

[tidal trellis]

press x to doubt

[flint jacinth]

people even regained sensation after being paralysed

[broken topaz]

I did mushrooms when i was giga depressed

[flint jacinth]

or regained speech function after ischemic stroke

[broken topaz]

treatment resistant, chronic depression

completely elevated for 6 months

[flint jacinth]

its kinda dangerous alone but in controlled environment

[broken topaz]

No

[flint jacinth]

this gives you the perspective you need

[broken topaz]

[flint jacinth]

ok dude hats off

[fallow trellis]

Heres a shitty medical advice if you have migraine take stimulants to tighten your blood flow in your head

[broken topaz]

I prefer the Terrance McKenna approach

[flint jacinth]

what was the dose?

[placid sail]

can I interest you in hallucinogen persisting perception disorder in these trying times

[fallow trellis]

stimulant like nicotine

[flint jacinth]

you go full mckenna and did 5g?

[broken topaz]

Very rare

[flint jacinth]

FUCKIN BALLER DUDE

i did that for ptsd

5 grams of golden teachers alone in the woods

[broken topaz]

we out here fighting demons

fr

[flint jacinth]

best idea ever

[placid sail]

tell that to some sorry bozo who's now forever stuck seeing fractals everywhere

[flint jacinth]

its not DMT

[broken topaz]

DMT is scary

[flint jacinth]

psylocybine will eventually leave you back where you started

DMT and Salvatorin AA

those can be semi permanent

[broken topaz]

DMT only lasts like 20 mins

but it could feel like about 100 years

[flint jacinth]

smoked 5 min

but it can feel like months

salvia even more

[placid sail]

huh, allegedly you can get hppd even from SSRIs

[flint jacinth]

salvia i cant recommend until you tried EVERYTHING else

[placid sail]

wild

[flint jacinth]

including 5-meo-pcp

[placid sail]

that's the opposite of what I wanted! screamed the poor bozo

[flint jacinth]

side effect is suicidal thoughts

[glad carbon]

pcp is worse

[flint jacinth]

tried?

[broken topaz]

its actually not

[fallow trellis]

damn yall are junkies

[glad carbon]

no

[flint jacinth]

i had both isomers

[broken topaz]

The potential side effect is suicidality

[glad carbon]

[flint jacinth]

its not as bad

youre still there

[broken topaz]

not suicidal thoughts

[flint jacinth]

just dissociated

[broken topaz]

SSRIs if you have suicidal thoughts

give you the motivation to actually do it

it doesnt give you the thoughts

[flint jacinth]

i felt like my body was a bus and im just along for the ride

not very hallucinogenic

[flint jacinth]

That yeah

[broken topaz]

Very ironic

[placid sail]

this spaniard can fit so many psychodelics

[flint jacinth]

its really not given that it cuts highs and lows in serotonin reuptake

thats messing with your temper, not just character

[flint jacinth]

took me a while to find myself hahaha

i stayed from opiates and methamphethamine

had tramadol injection because my finger fell off from frostbite

thats about it

[broken topaz]

real?

[placid sail]

ssris still feel a lot like blindly prodding into the dark, but then again, our entire science is "sure hope it won't blow up" so it do be like that

[river zealot]

ah thats why you hate the poles...

[flint jacinth]

aye, got lost in the alps, spent a night out

[broken topaz]

are you missing a finger or do you have a prosthetic, or did they manage to save it?

[flint jacinth]

sec, ill show you, i lost a knuckle

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/xyJnvYnnJn.jpg

[broken topaz]

I almost lost a pinkie once

it was half off

but could be saved

[placid sail]

already done by instagram, inspiro

[flint jacinth]

mine turned black and fell off

[placid sail]

get your game up

[broken topaz]

just a lil off the top

[placid sail]

now you're an assassin

[flint jacinth]

its annoying for guitar

[broken topaz]

i can imagine

[flint jacinth]

since i fingerpick

[placid sail]

just glue a guitar pick on top of it like a nail

[glad carbon]

stupid

[flint jacinth]

now my B string is superloud XD

[placid sail]

ez fix

[broken topaz]

arent there like finger attachments

with like picks

[flint jacinth]

im suddenly good at here comes the sun

[flint jacinth]

i cant handle those, only learnt guitar at 18

[broken topaz]

Im learning rn

[flint jacinth]

had regrets never playing anything

[broken topaz]

same thing

[flint jacinth]

best meditation if you cant focus

it exercises your whole brain

[broken topaz]

tho i picked it up a year ago

at 24

on a whim

[flint jacinth]

hand to eye, imagination, sight, hearing, associative shit

[broken topaz]

well i bought the guitar 2 years ago or so

but i played for a week

and then dropped it

until a year later

[flint jacinth]

classical?

[broken topaz]

electric rn

[flint jacinth]

fancy you

[narrow sorrel]

I want to make the "kid named fing" joke again

[broken topaz]

Looking to buy either a semi acoustic or acoustic eventually

[flint jacinth]

i swore ill learn francisco tarregas gran vals and capriccio arabe before buying electric

here i am 11 years later not even close

[broken topaz]

most songs i enjoy use electric

[flint jacinth]

just have fun

[broken topaz]

And acoustic can atleast somewhat be emulated even on electric

[flint jacinth]

play what makes you grin like an idiot

love just strumming to 80s shit

[broken topaz]

Obviously i need more money cause

[flint jacinth]

white wedding

[broken topaz]

i need a 7 string too

[flint jacinth]

green river

[flint jacinth]

LIES

learn to tune up and down half step on the fly

[broken topaz]

so i can play all those metal riffs that just hammer that extra string

[broken topaz]

No

[flint jacinth]

just use drop D or C tuning

youll sound like a real g

[broken topaz]

ITS NOT THE SAME

[flint jacinth]

IT IS EXCEPT YOU DONT SOUND LIKE BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE

[narrow sorrel]

just learn music theory and simply know

[broken topaz]

D Drop C

[flint jacinth]

i wish

at 18 i felt like im looking at hieroglyphs

[broken topaz]

im too lazy to learn theory

[flint jacinth]

i get the timing and everything else

but i dont have absolute pitch

one key is much the same to another to my ear

[narrow sorrel]

for sheet music?

[flint jacinth]

relative pitch is fine

[flint jacinth]

yeah i was late to the party

i can use sheet, but i cant nail the exact key im in

[narrow sorrel]

Rit

that's just based on what sharps and flats are on the sheet

oh as far as listening

yeah no I cant do that either

[flint jacinth]

my ex had absolute pitch

i could pull a random page of sheet music

and she could play it

never saw the thing

that to me is magic

[narrow sorrel]

sightreading skill oh wait

[flint jacinth]

she said its called solffegio?

high music theory

[broken topaz]

I am not gonna learn theory because then I can be criticised by my music theory nerd friend

[flint jacinth]

youre immune to criticism if you dont acknowledge it

[flint jacinth]

i would love to but i hate jazz

and all teachers do it through jazz

[broken topaz]

ya like jazz?

[flint jacinth]

nay

not at all

[broken topaz]

I dont get it

[flint jacinth]

maybe some album stuff

[broken topaz]

maybe if i liked theory

[flint jacinth]

i hate freestyle

[broken topaz]

Id get it

[flint jacinth]

any chords above a 7th step

souund like dogwater to me

they harmonize but i hate the result

[broken topaz]

i really wanna play rn

but my left wrist is fucked

[narrow sorrel]

gooned too much

[broken topaz]

Wrong wrist

[flint jacinth]

im a lefty and use normal guitar

sincei always thought more agile hand should be on the neck

[dreamy flax]

📚 DNI

An [acronym] [meaning] do/does not [interact].

[flint jacinth]

i can strum with fucken feet

[broken topaz]

proof?

Make a video

[flint jacinth]

none, i am hyperbolating

[river zealot]

this new zoomer slang

[pale ingot]

always thought of it like that at the start but tbh i dont know if it really makes a difference

[flint jacinth]

not really, given enough practice you can play with 2 fingers on 2 hands

what matters is the order of strings

you want EADGBE ascending

[pale ingot]

its more of a muscle memory thing i think

[flint jacinth]

not EBGDAE

[flint jacinth]

all it is

took me... 2000 hours? to learn hetfields gallop picking

to where i dont think

just do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB86KlBEWHE

sounds easy on paper, but man did my hand not wanna coop

now, with a week of practice i can KINDA keep up with battery at normal speed

only one loop tho

[pale ingot]

damn

ive just been trying to learn the Nothing Else Matters solo

[flint jacinth]

its down down-up on a loop

[flint jacinth]

youll love that once youre up to speed

[pale ingot]

i got like 1/3 of it down and havent practiced in a while

[flint jacinth]

great for finger agility

[pale ingot]

it is fucking fun though

[flint jacinth]

also shows basic structure of ALL metallica songs

frets 2-3-5-7

add 4 and 8 for flava

you can play all metallica

[pale ingot]

i know the rest of nothing else matters but when i first saw the solo brain stopped working

had to find a tutorial specifically on the solo to start understanding

[flint jacinth]

ignore solos, play songs you like then dedicate 30 minutes to practicing scales

when you pick up scales, solos will naturally follow

[broken topaz]

BORING