🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

and have the money to not care

all you have to take care of is make a compitent case maybe

and just make sure they are built right

thats' it

[flint jacinth]

this has to be a skybox wtf

[naive bison]

what is skybox

[fluid heron]

There is a mod for nearly Infintite render distance but last time I saw it didn't work with shaders

[naive bison]

like the actual skybox?

[flint jacinth]

it looks perfect, runs perfect

sus

[zealous elm]

well if you dont have one for years thats what its gonna look like

[naive bison]

bro this reminded me of something

[fluid heron]

Also if your genetics came out of the bottom of the gene pool

[naive bison]

i was at a birthday party

everyone's tipsy except me

one guy was saying something to the guy who's birthday it is

birthday boy was on his phone

reading messages about a business rival also named Andrei, like the first guy

[fluid heron]

are you tipsy while typing this?

[naive bison]

he then responds to Andrei "watch out so you don't get fucked up on the street" or something like that

it was such a fucking tone shift

he didn't even realize he was talking to someone else

[placid sail]

this could be you, but you keep playing dota and tarkov

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

i was crying laughing

"Смотри чтоб тебя на улице не захуярили"

[narrow lotus]

Minecraft lost its touch for me updates ago

[flint jacinth]

1.16

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[zealous elm]

that shit is impossible to run tho even if you have top pc

[naive bison]

3hr mining trip
25 diamonds

[fluid heron]

Bro the Minecraft devs add nothing of value to the fucking game

[naive bison]

kill him with hammers

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[flint jacinth]

as the best selling game of all time im sure they dont give a single fuck

[zealous elm]

you need multiple gpu 64 gigs ram min and watercooled cpu at least

[fluid heron]

thaumcraft has been the most fun I've had on Minecraft in so fucking long

[naive bison]

old aah mod

is it up do date in any way?

[stone blade]

Real

[naive bison]

i remember seeing it like 10 yrs ago

[placid sail]

I care little of vanilla minecraft

I am fuelled by mods

[narrow lotus]

Glad to see you realised we keep you alive

[placid sail]

there's been like 11 iterations of thaumcraft at this point

[zealous elm]

*1.12.2 is the latest mc version

[flint jacinth]

from mc to serious sam in 20 sec

[fluid heron]

Yes they are making a new one

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[naive bison]

updated to version 1.2.5

[narrow lotus]

Steve had enough - proceeds to advance the tech tree by 2000 years

[fluid heron]

That's old ass thaumcraft

it goes up to 1.12.2

Which is still old but that shit is ancient

[flint jacinth]

i guess he was... paranoid?

[naive bison]

i thought 1.12 is current mc

[fluid heron]

No it's 1.20.3 or something

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus >go out

I can smell fried potatoes from someones balcony

[fluid heron]

1.12 was in 2014 dude

[naive bison]

steam reviews of that one game are like
"developer is transphobic 👎 "
"developer is transphobic 👍 "

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[flint jacinth]

duality of man

[placid sail]

why my neighbor had to be a deaf granny that loves TV

[naive bison]

just say "old"

[flint jacinth]

could be 2 deaf people who love smth else

be grateful for little things

[placid sail]

how many microwaves do I need to turn on and point to the ground to reliably kill a person one floor lower?

[stone blade]

1.21*

[fluid heron]

So much

[naive bison]

ah

[flint jacinth]

i cant shake the idea of some deaf dude getting shot cause a crip thoght hes flashing signs

[fluid heron]

busy it would take so much energy and do literally fucking nothing

[naive bison]

south park episode

[flint jacinth]

i dont think you could power enough

[fluid heron]

You would be better of just killing them

[eager igloo]

Is the main electric breaker outside the flat?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/down-like-a-clown-charlie-brown-crips-jimmy-south-park-gif-13731117

[placid sail]

I thought about that already, and so have they. it is outside, but their floor has a corridor door

[flint jacinth]

you can hog the fucking cable from the transformer, a microwave magnetron isnt gonna hurt you

[fluid heron]

Microwaves aren't very scary

[flint jacinth]

i guess direct exposure to skin might be annoying

[placid sail]

OKAY OKAY I GET. MICROWAVE WONT CUT IT

[fluid heron]

the high voltage that generated it is more dangerous

One wrong touch and you fucking die

[flint jacinth]

and smell like dinner

[placid sail]

I just tried to br creative for once! fuck!

[flint jacinth]

just drop the microwave on her head

probably the most lethal use

[fluid heron]

Some dude took one apart and stood a foot away from it and it did nothing

[lusty sonnet]

new brainfart minecraft server?

[flint jacinth]

i mean having your hand RIGHT UP at the magnetron

[placid sail]

I don't wanna meet Artyom

[flint jacinth]

the water in your skin would react

[fluid heron]

Yeah it would be hot

[flint jacinth]

but i doubt it would be significant

with no reflectors to focus them

[fluid heron]

Mhm

Trapping your neighbors in a big microwave would be better

[flint jacinth]

put a can of beans in a microwave

now THATs lethal

[fluid heron]

Experiment to do at home put an egg in the microwave

[placid sail]

okay how about this

we infiltrate the room

[fluid heron]

And just kill them?

[placid sail]

and install really, really powerful speakers into her tv

[flint jacinth]

you could scrap all smoke detectors to get enough cesium to irradiate the bitch

but you need a lot

[placid sail]

and next time she turns on that stupid ass box

boom

[fluid heron]

have her ingest it

[placid sail]

lethal air vibration

she died the way she lived, watching tv too loud

[fluid heron]

Install a 5 ton submarine sonar

[flint jacinth]

flipper0 solves that

but i didnt say nothing

[placid sail]

problem is, I may become deaf as a collateral

[flint jacinth]

with a sonar i think youll just be dead

[placid sail]

okay new info

[fluid heron]

Sonar gets so loud it boils the water around it

[placid sail]

seems like granny reads brainfart, tv got quiet

hello granny, I wish you no harm as long as you don't watch your stupid tv too loud

[lusty sonnet]

maybe it's myshinka

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[lusty sonnet]

she read the threats

@solar obsidian

[flint jacinth]

@solar obsidian 🫡

[solar obsidian]

good morning

[placid sail]

and what would I control with it

[flint jacinth]

false remote

[placid sail]

the tv? and where would I get the angle for IR?

[low atlas]

alyo

[flint jacinth]

its probably BT

[placid sail]

pretty sure you need line of sight for IR

[placid sail]

RUSSIAN GRANNY TV

WITH BT

[flint jacinth]

if its smart tv you can use any wifi

oooooh

[placid sail]

WHAT ARE YA SMOKIN

[flint jacinth]

nevermind

just use a big fucking magnet then

if its a CRT

[placid sail]

I'm turning into that fucking cartoon coyote

[placid sail]

next thing I'll be waiting her near the flat entrance with a giant ass anvil in my hands

[eager igloo]

Bitch

[placid sail]

aight nvm tv is back on

[lusty sonnet]

[placid sail]

I'm buying a frag grenade

2024 no mercy

[tidal trellis]

why is jesse wearing a monster shirt

[flint jacinth]

hes a skaterboi

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/paejz3Opev.jpg

[eager igloo]

Boo

[flint jacinth]

the what

[placid sail]

mmm, ai diarrhea

yummers

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5keG9ggAPA.jpg

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cant-see-cant-read-meme-ken-jeong-gif-16673476

[lusty sonnet]

pretty sure that spells my name

[eager igloo]

Horoscope slop

[placid sail]

nah that's aries

[lusty sonnet]

dyslexia

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/8ReabE5rJL.jpg

[flint jacinth]

im not hungry anymore

[eager igloo]

Okay bitch

[shell venture]

👀

[eager igloo]

Cheese, pickle and cum pizza

[flint jacinth]

its not the pizza

[placid sail]

kill yourself Monday

[eager igloo]

If not pizza, why pizza shaped 🤨

[flint jacinth]

top left corner

[shell venture]

bro is blind

[flint jacinth]

if theres one that woudlnt get it its her

have to concede that

[eager igloo]

Wow random butt

Very entertaining

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5y6LqdrreW.jpg

[flint jacinth]

everyone makes that face

[tidal trellis]

toxic, smh

[narrow lotus]

[flint jacinth]

maybe id rather be dead, dont judge a book by its cover

[gleaming grove]

Oh my…

Man

The animator must have been on a field trip

[placid sail]

pingless pussy

[river zealot]

Man black bread is dogshit

[gleaming grove]

Thats racist

[river zealot]

Nah man thats you

[river zealot]

The liberals are always the most racist ones

[narrow lotus]

[gleaming grove]

Your fav meal

[tidal trellis]

fine you got me there, you got pinged there, fine excuse me for wanting to be nice

[tidal trellis]

thats just vile

[placid sail]

give me all your money

[tidal trellis]

get your own money

[tidal trellis]

hobo

• your also asking money from someone who is equally broke

[placid sail]

so much for being nice

smh

[narrow lotus]

sorry little bro , his wallet was already requisitoned by the Romanian Gypsy Force

[tidal trellis]

they will find there is nothing in there

[placid sail]

I thought you hated gypsies?

[tidal trellis]

you have a job mr, why you asking me for money

[flint jacinth]

@stone blade

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-gif-26128418

[placid sail]

I do, but since you insist on being "nice", I wanted to profit from your delusion

[narrow lotus]

Red flags both of them

https://tenor.com/view/oitnb-red-kate-mulgrew-real-russian-have-no-proverbs-we-have-vodka-and-misery-gif-9685048

[gleaming grove]

Said one w red name

[placid sail]

iedy she has nudes

active goon mode

[narrow lotus]

But i cant see because im colourblind

[river zealot]

[flint jacinth]

the one on the right is like ironman mode

[narrow lotus]

Where

[tidal trellis]

I am nice but I'm not delusional, come on

[river zealot]

Find me her name NOW

[tidal trellis]

I mean from what I heard from a friend, seems pretty on point

[narrow lotus]

Cuppy, when i posted it has meaning, when you post it it's cringe and get a life buddy

[gleaming grove]

Damn

[tidal trellis]

return back to off-topic

[gleaming grove]

I cant believe it

[placid sail]

also bullshit, russians love proverbs

[narrow lotus]

Yeah lets not do these jokes

[flint jacinth]

ma bad

[tidal trellis]

give me a proverb

go

[river zealot]

Banbed

[placid sail]

no

[final cedar]

[gleaming grove]

Now listen here you lil sh-

[tidal trellis]

why

[placid sail]

because

[river zealot]

Busy would you still love me if i shot you

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836438948103716924/1268257737964388392/r07qxo_-_RDownload.mov?ex=66baedcf&is=66b99c4f&hm=464fb8a839845db498cc1526a6b1269aa8a321d3dfb3253dfa30c4b1ed67c26f&

[placid sail]

"still"?

[narrow lotus]

he would be begging for that bullet

[tidal trellis]

PFFT

[magic tartan]

twelve gauge from grandpas toz-34

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

paper thin reasoning if you ask me

[tidal trellis]

Greetings.

[magic tartan]

i lost my interest at fourth second

[solar obsidian]

saw himself from our perspective

[tidal trellis]

how wholesome

[deep topaz]

https://d.fixupx.com/i/status/1782827658382090695

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1272481319082922025/GUhW-e9aQAAEIXZ.png?ex=66bb2214&is=66b9d094&hm=56080eefbb0e01b5f76a949318d31709aa826805dbe357e10e0f6ae71f819554&

[flint jacinth]

brother got the condensation line going UP

farming mold

[tidal trellis]

there is mold everywhere in my home

help

[lusty sonnet]

eat it

[sage otter]

Time to invent a new cheese

[lusty sonnet]

pakistani black mold cheese

once in a lifetime experience

[low atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/822538048985497600/1272028494678855831/Zhq8ao9IQ763hqwV.mp4?ex=66bacdda&is=66b97c5a&hm=07242c0bb1119d857c43f77d1dda28bb9b4fa9f1ada8a4abeead3416a47c72f0&

[sage otter]

They already have black tar heroin they can't also have black mold cheese

[naive bison]

hunting season, get the shotgun

[tidal trellis]

no

Greetings Surrae

[deep topaz]

Unironically a good pan

[sage otter]

wtf no

Less thick pasty heart and more crust ?

Tf u on about

[low atlas]

edge lover detected

[sage otter]

Schleppa is a big edger

[deep topaz]

Look man I love a properly done fudgy edge on a brownie

Cake centers are good ONLY fresh out of the oven

[sage otter]

Then eat it out of the oven

[deep topaz]

Sometimes I cannot eat an entire 13x9 tray of brownies for fear of my heart stopping

[sage otter]

Heart issue tbh

[deep topaz]

My main aorta is 10% too small

It is a heart issue

[flint jacinth]

when your heart skips, you know the brownie rips

[naive bison]

rap has writing, remember that taylor swift exists

[flint jacinth]

i was fine until now thanks

[sage otter]

This pan is idk

It's like making a new kind of bread with more crust because "when the bread sits on the country for 3 days, the crust wont be affected as much"

It's planning for failure

And you get less of the good stuff

[river zealot]

Piece of dog shit app

I never sent that second video

Mobile discord is one of the shittiest apps there is

[flint jacinth]

have you seen mobile steam

[river zealot]

I only use it for steam guard

[flint jacinth]

then you have

hah

[tidal trellis]

only use it for steam guard or

[sage otter]

Mobile discord when you're on a call for more than 30minutes and you now can't turn on your screen cause discord UI fucks everything up so now it's bugged

[tidal trellis]

talking with friend when not on pc

[flint jacinth]

discord calls chug battery like a mf

[sage otter]

ye

"Oh i'll turn off the screen then" big mistake

Your screen is now gone until your phone cools down

[flint jacinth]

i tried to find a picture to show what im trying to make and the translation murdered me

im not doing it now

[tidal trellis]

oooooh

that looks good

[sage otter]

i'd eat that

[flint jacinth]

it is

[river zealot]

Me and you

We could do the traditional slovenian nut roll all night

[flint jacinth]

very tedious to make

[tidal trellis]

but it looks worth it

[flint jacinth]

it is, especially if you put a whole lotta rum into the nut mix

it smells delectable

this is our "easter" thing

[sage otter]

getting kids drunk at a young age

[flint jacinth]

why did i even say that

[tidal trellis]

eh I'd exclude that personally if I were to make it but still

[sage otter]

peak europe culture

[flint jacinth]

ethanol boils off

only the flavonoids and terpenes remain

completely safe

[sage otter]

Serve it with a glass of schnaps then

To rince it off

[flint jacinth]

no we do dark wine at 9 am

easter breakfast

[flint jacinth]

exclusively for the flavor profile, no intoxication

unless you dislike smell of rum

[tidal trellis]

no intoxication

[flint jacinth]

walnut and rum go really well together

[sage otter]

Just remembered me I have coco rum liqueur at home

[flint jacinth]

some butter crackers and cocoa powder

grind it up, mix it together, pour in the rum

make balls, refridgerate

optionally roll in shredded coconut

rumbombs

[sage otter]

Can't you mix in nuts directly ? Or not enough oil contents

[flint jacinth]

it wont form without the crackers

unless youd bake it

[sage otter]

okok

Well it's baked anyway isn't it

[flint jacinth]

rumbombs are just refridgerated slop

[sage otter]

Nah the cake part

Not the balls

[flint jacinth]

but its really wicked with some ice cream

oh yes cake is baked for a good while

[sage otter]

What do you use for the cake's nut filling

[flint jacinth]

walnut, butter, cottage cheese, rum

sugar

[sage otter]

Still butter then alright

[flint jacinth]

its optional

i like the flavor but original youre right, only uses the cheese

[sage otter]

Cheese nut rum sugar

Sounds good to me

[flint jacinth]

some cretins add raisins

[sage otter]

wtf

[flint jacinth]

and id burn them at the stake

theyre in the picture

thats HARAM

random fruit in my deep earthy cake

fuck outta here

[sage otter]

Oh noooo wtf I thought those were nut chunks

completely haram

[flint jacinth]

id rather it be actual nut

[sage otter]

ye

I love cakewith fruits but this cake has no room for fcking raisins

I also like err

molotov cake

[flint jacinth]

this is our sweet omelette

this is fruit bonanza, go wild here

[flint jacinth]

oooof those are mwah

[sage otter]

So simple too, just need to beat up those eggs until their are cloudy

Then add caramel

ez

[flint jacinth]

my sin are crepes

and a whole lot of various sweet shit

ill make fuckn 60 of them and just go apeshit

[sage otter]

Yeah crêpes are highly customizable

Black wheat crêpes for salty ones

[final cedar]

that's just sponge cake

3trees napoleon larp confirmed?

[sage otter]

Have you ever tried wine pears as a dessert ?

[flint jacinth]

this is because the fucken chef is pretentious

this is the real omelette

[flint jacinth]

DUDE

ONCE IN MY LIFE

i got served a peeled half a pear

soaked in hot wine

and it was fucking amazing

cloves and cinnamon over it

[tidal trellis]

all of those look so sweet and good but, it'd probably make me feel bit ill

[sage otter]

It's supposed to cook with the hot wine to infuse

The wine is also mixed with brownsugar to caramelize in the wine during cooking

That's why its sirupy

[tidal trellis]

I've been made very wary of sweet things after some bad experiences

[flint jacinth]

must have been yeah, that was a desert i refused to try at first but loved immediately

[flint jacinth]

digestive problems?

[flint jacinth]

i prefer italian cookery

and french ingredients

[tidal trellis]

I suppose? Couple times before in past I had sweet things and it made me feel absolutely terrible

[flint jacinth]

😄

[tidal trellis]

like nearly throw up level nauseous

I didn't use to have that problem before

[flint jacinth]

maybe just lactose intolerant?

[tidal trellis]

not that, I can take dairy stuff just fine

[flint jacinth]

or sensitive to another sugar

fructose

[sage otter]

treason or mod bootlicking, pick one

[flint jacinth]

sucrose

[flint jacinth]

TREASON

i grew up on italian cookery

[sage otter]

Damn

[flint jacinth]

red sauces, carbonara, caccio e pepe

but french have the best cooking ingredients

butter, wine, chocolate

[tidal trellis]

idk, mayb

[sage otter]

Just add crème fraiche and butter to your recipe to make it french lmao

[flint jacinth]

use parsley, youre italian

[tidal trellis]

my stomach/intestines are very delicate eitherway cause of issues I had when I was born

[flint jacinth]

dio cane

[sage otter]

basil and parsley yup

[flint jacinth]

i wonder how that relates to your sensitivity to sugar

usually liver and duodenum deal with those

have you been tested for celiac?

[tidal trellis]

no

[flint jacinth]

could be the pastry if your issues are common

[tidal trellis]

not really common

[flint jacinth]

fuck this not a day to embed

@eager igloo youre an ass

[eager igloo]

Real

[flint jacinth]

also greetings

[storm stream]

I think it did embed the last time

Also

Hi Menace and 3trees!

[eager igloo]

H

[eager igloo]

I know where you live now

[flint jacinth]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PIyaOHM4Qo4AAAAC/battle-royale-mutsuko.gif
hello

[flint jacinth]

so do I

that doesnt scare me

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NE66EJZ_I6oAAAAd/chips-hacker.gif

[storm stream]

Pain but with the S?

[flint jacinth]

thats the place of residence aye

but im a slavic simpleton

[sage otter]

Damn you must be cooking with current weather

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: Málaga, Spain

:clock12: 12 August 2024, 12:04 (12:04 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Madrid)
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 73% humidity
🍃 SSE 158° | 4.02 m/s wind
🌡️ 28.85°C (Feels like 32.85°C)
83.93°F (Feels like 91.13°F)

[sage otter]

Ah it's okay

[flint jacinth]

meh

last year this time it was 40

and no rain for 55 days

[sage otter]

My mom is in southern France and she regularly has 40+ weeks during summer

All the fucking trees die in a week

[sage otter]

Ye no wind no rain and 40+

[flint jacinth]

dude i went out to get oranges last year, from a grove

i picked up one

[sage otter]

Came back orange yourself

[flint jacinth]

and it was just dry shell

[flint jacinth]

the fruit inside DISAPPEARED

[sage otter]

lmao

[flint jacinth]

trees literally had orange ornaments

[sage otter]

free dried oranges for your cakes

[flint jacinth]

it was just a rotten little nub the size of a thumb inside

[sage otter]

Damn

Lemons are thriving tho

Good harvest this year

[flint jacinth]

limes and lemons are going apeshit

i have to learn to make merangue

[sage otter]

uh ?

Ah ok

[flint jacinth]

i can only drink so much lemonade

[sage otter]

Use your lemon in tea also

Either slice it and put in at the bottom

[flint jacinth]

or my margaritas

inbefore anyone calls me a bitch

[sage otter]

Or get scraps of it and infuse it the same as you would do your tea leaves

[flint jacinth]

suck dick

[sage otter]

I don't like margaritas

tastes meh

[flint jacinth]

theyre easy to make when fucked up

im not a drink for flavor kinda guy

[sage otter]

I prefer pina coladas

[flint jacinth]

i take that back

[sage otter]

easy to make too when shitfaced

[flint jacinth]

pina coladas slap

you cannot peer pressure me into not having the gaest looking drink in the group

surrounded by beer monkeys

[sage otter]

Don't insult beer tho

[flint jacinth]

AM NO

im insulting the drinkers

[sage otter]

Okay we cool

[flint jacinth]

go out to a bar to pay 15e for a heiniken

brothermin

[sage otter]

15 ???

[flint jacinth]

have a pussy drink instead

[sage otter]

I complain when the pints are 8e

Correct price for a pint is about 6€

[flint jacinth]

down here, just to get on opium beach its 80

and its not even that wild of a place

[sage otter]

You are in Malaga tho

[flint jacinth]

good forbid i want a booth and a boat

[sage otter]

Huge tourist point

[fresh rose]

[flint jacinth]

comes with the territory yea

[fresh rose]

I need this gif without the hacker caption

Its so funny

[sage otter]

Go to Portugal

1€beer at the pub, 9€cocktails on the beach

[flint jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RStzHJLcyeo

just gif this

[flint jacinth]

i am gonna take a whole month

to stay away from sobriety

with porto wine

[sage otter]

lmao

[flint jacinth]

i heard great things about it

[sage otter]

I love portugese wine

[flint jacinth]

havent had the pleasure yet

[sage otter]

Some porto with cinnamon aftertastes

I wanna drive there just thinking about it

Portugal is cool but I wouldn't live there

All the pretty villages are abandonned

Crumbling ruins of non finished construction projects EVERYWHERE

[narrow lotus]

[fallow trellis]

good ending

[tidal trellis]

well then

[sage otter]

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/dota-dota-basshunter-ventrilo-dota-gif-24304418

https://tenor.com/view/dota-feed-feeding-dota2-gif-16513932254533202235

[flint jacinth]

saved by the bell

[flint jacinth]

DONT MAKE MY EYES MIRTH

jfc what a throwback

https://tenor.com/view/techies-dota2-gif-27036996

[narrow lotus]

Before Ricardo : Basshunter
After Ricardo : Asshunter

[flint jacinth]

how to make "Disconnected from game"

i had to make another steam to play techies ranked

cause id either get reported to hell

or team/enemy abandon

is tech still playable in cpts mode?

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/free-kyle-gun-gif-18258003

[flint jacinth]

sorry but i lane techies

im not a creep

[fresh rose]

Fucking hell its so funny

[flint jacinth]

i solo offlane farm like its 6.2

[sage otter]

idc what role

you play techies

fuck you

[flint jacinth]

not a great winrate

most wins are psychological bullying of mid/safe until abando

[flint jacinth]

i play techies and have the admiral bulldog mode of hyping my team

"ARE U PRETENDIN

[flint jacinth]

i wish i had the facial features of a fucking bronze statue

thats why it look so wild

@potent hamlet

[tidal trellis]

sounds like a "great" time

[flint jacinth]

its legit strats, everytime you win a teamfight, you allchat to the one who did the worst on the enemy team (good job void, lol u lost them the fight)

do it enough everyone will turn on that guy, too busy teamchatting while yourre barreling down mid

i may not have skill but i am, infact, a garbage human being

[tidal trellis]

well then

[flint jacinth]

dont judge me, getting mmr was hard

[fresh rose]

Hey

Twink

[tidal trellis]

G-

bruh........................

I'll still say it nontheless

[tidal trellis]

Greetings.

[fresh rose]

easily played

[flint jacinth]

you two have a thing

im happy for u

[tidal trellis]

what thing fool

[flint jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-this-thing-is-real-son-yell-gif-17650311

[tidal trellis]

hell happened in there

[flint jacinth]

period sneezes

[tidal trellis]

yeouch

[minor cypress]

Are you really moba gaming if the real victory isn't psychological damage and making the enemy ragequit?

[flint jacinth]

zorooo you twisted bastard

[deep topaz]

You know

Now that I'm thinking about it

[flint jacinth]

metro or gtfo

[deep topaz]

Why don't people order those drugs that knock you out in order to get some sleep

[minor cypress]

Brother, i play darius, camille, trundle, mundo. I'm here to win and cause mass butthurt

[flint jacinth]

my league is limited to ARAM

[minor cypress]

There is no honor is basing se

[flint jacinth]

but i know the champs enough

[deep topaz]

Like if you're a chronic insomniac, get some pills that people spike drinks with and take it yourself

[flint jacinth]

i like things that reposition others

[minor cypress]

You just take trazodone

[flint jacinth]

shit like ghb or dormicum leaves a nast hangover

[deep topaz]

What's trazodone

[minor cypress]

Like teleport or general CC?

[flint jacinth]

SARI i think

[minor cypress]

A sleep med for insomniacs

[flint jacinth]

like pudge hook

or whats that nautilus guy

[minor cypress]

I think it also acts as an antidepressant, idk

[deep topaz]

SSRIs are textbook antidepressants

[flint jacinth]

sorry SARI

[minor cypress]

5 bleed stack AD steroid true dmg dunk man, true dmg spiderwoman, mr steal your stats and base, and tank with insane regen and somehow more AD than your DPS

[flint jacinth]

and mr frog make man disappear

tam kench is it?

fucking permatrolling enemy AD

[sage otter]

i'm mr frog

wtf is a tam kench

[flint jacinth]

I THINK its a league champ

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/tahm-kench-tk-tk-lol-tahm-kench-lol-league-of-legends-gif-25029581

[flint jacinth]

but my league is limited

i didnt have 2 souls to lose

i picked dota

[low atlas]

you picked decently

Still bad because it's a moba

[minor cypress]

Sure is, best southern catfish demon

[flint jacinth]

i would destress in ARAM

[low atlas]

LOL

Aram is more competitive than normals

ppl sweat that shit unironically

[flint jacinth]

teamfighting isnt a burden on my brain

i hate all the timing and map progression

[minor cypress]

For real, aram sweats are terrible

[tidal trellis]

Greetings Zoro

[flint jacinth]

teamfighting is afk

[minor cypress]

Shalom flop

[low atlas]

Aram players picking the most tankiest champs with nothing but heart steel because they know they can win purely by attrition

[minor cypress]

But funny bonk noise

[flint jacinth]

meanwhile my ass with Zed or lux

[low atlas]

🫡🫡🫡🫡

zed player detected

[minor cypress]

You haven't experienced the hell of warmogs rush mundo

[sage otter]

Bro he plays techies

[minor cypress]

See zed. Pick pantheon. Drink his tears.

[tidal trellis]

[flint jacinth]

gimme a cool locking gimmick, im maining that shit

[sage otter]

He probably whispered the reciepe to the 1ST Mundo player

he's evil

[flint jacinth]

Earth Spirit main btw

[low atlas]

panth fight is fun

[low atlas]

what do u know so far

[flint jacinth]

well technically slark, but thats just casual, i cant play support in casual

[sage otter]

What else to do you play besides techies, evil tree?

[flint jacinth]

Earth Spirit

Lion

Treant

[sage otter]

Slark is a pain but it's ok

[flint jacinth]

wisp

[minor cypress]

Mundos so fun. Just chill til warmogs+ruby crystal, then spit on their corpse while you bonk tower and laugh at every trade.

[sage otter]

wisp as in io ?

I play io & treant

[flint jacinth]

aye

THEM TOGETHER

only tiny io is worse

tiny techies is arguably more toxic

[low atlas]

io is the epitome of overly sexualized characters it's not even funny

[sage otter]

techies shouldn't exist

[fallow trellis]

how do i work for this company

[low atlas]

i can't believe they let that design pass

[flint jacinth]

day one techies

[minor cypress]

Id try dota out, but the turnspeed mechanic feels terrible coming from league

[flint jacinth]

on an international

that was fucking insane

[sage otter]

They had to let 1 pass, for the rest of the roster to not become tits with 30€ skins like Riot did

[flint jacinth]

also cast anim, cast delay, cast time, all that shit, even default auto attack backswing time and animation time

it feels like tank controlls to anyone outside dota

[sage otter]

I don't mind slow casts and animations since you're busy thinking about everything going on at the same time

Doesn't feel slow

[flint jacinth]

dota definitely does not feel slow, its just more "commited"

[sage otter]

ye

[flint jacinth]

like you take one extra step and youre out

[sage otter]

Love the courier too

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757266499634200699/1260146974037119018/IMG_9766.png.jpg?ex=66bb15d3&is=66b9c453&hm=99132395fb4b4a33bd83dba72deb999d6d523c40de9e0e8559bb1b2e3599dbb3&

[minor cypress]

What is disarm and dispel in dota?

[flint jacinth]

disarm disables auto attack

and can only be removed with hard dispel

(dispels remove positive and negative buffs unless specified otherwise)

hard dispels can even remove item borne magic immunity like bkb

theres so many cc its annoying

stun, root, silence, mute, break, disarm, ethereal

[sage otter]

meanwhile LoL has immunes everywhere

litterally mirrored DoTa

[flint jacinth]

but also made it not need 1500 hours to get the basics

[minor cypress]

So...techies is like if teemo had zilean bomb that automatically slows, %max HP trist hop that stuns, jax spin with a movement speed buff, teemo shrooms, and super shroom sign.

[sage otter]

Yea but complexity is big part of the fun imho

[flint jacinth]

its teemo but completely fucking wacked

[sage otter]

Yes but worse

[flint jacinth]

physical damage bomb, magic damage remote bomb

2.5 second stun

suicide bomb

[naive bison]

techies is if teemo could cause cancer onto the enemy in real life

[flint jacinth]

and a sign to make mines undetectable

on top of the longest attack range ingame

[naive bison]

you could SEE the sign, but it means that the mines are somewhere around the sign

[flint jacinth]

700 units

[flint jacinth]

oh right

[naive bison]

or may not even be there either

[flint jacinth]

makes it worse

[minor cypress]

Wait

[flint jacinth]

false flag 😄

[minor cypress]

He gets all the facet passives?

[flint jacinth]

facet passives?

[flint jacinth]

in every way hes a normal hero with a bullshit skillset

OOOOH

i stopped playing before talents and facets

actually i was there for talents

[minor cypress]

Hmm

[flint jacinth]

THAT SOUNDS WILD

spoon stash is insane

[minor cypress]

So he is every aids ability in league on one champ

[flint jacinth]

dagon ethereal on top of reg build

[sage otter]

squee's scope makes me wanna kms

[flint jacinth]

FUCK didnt even read

ahahahah IM GETTIN BACK IN DOTA

wth

2k atk range

[minor cypress]

Like super trist passive.

[flint jacinth]

except he already outranges every hero

and most abilities

[minor cypress]

But i have no idea how bad techies is compared to the rest of dotas power

[flint jacinth]

this stupid man

if youre found and dont immediately suicide and soul ring

youre DEAD

you cannot fight

unless in your own field

[minor cypress]

Like techies kit in league would be insane.

[wraith osprey]

He's good

[low atlas]

Dotas TLDR is that everything is broken, so everything is equal

[wraith osprey]

Can one shot entire teams

[flint jacinth]

if youre a baller

you can forcestaff and place mines for driveby

[wraith osprey]

If you can combo

[flint jacinth]

or blink suicide

[sage otter]

I sure love when I call my courier with all the item I farmed the past 10minutes

And then it blows on a fucking techies mine

[flint jacinth]

THATS the real techies

[minor cypress]

So on a scale from bronze player first timing ranked vayne to season 4 lvl 16 kassadin, how OP is he?

[flint jacinth]

700 range and a flightless courier

[flint jacinth]

challenger annoying in the right hands

[low atlas]

didn't techies get nerfed, he was way worse before

[minor cypress]

Yeah id main him

[wraith osprey]

I want to KMS if he's on the enemy team
But he's also funny

[flint jacinth]

you will get IMMEDIATELY counterpicked tho

nyx, zeus

lancer can deal with him ok

zeus is always one blademail+eblade away from crying tho

[minor cypress]

I really might try dota again.

[flint jacinth]

if you get a taste id love to make people cry together

[low atlas]

i used to play spectre

[minor cypress]

But i can't just undo 11+ years of ADC league muscle memory

[low atlas]

farm city

[flint jacinth]

im scared of good spectres

if you know how to teamfight with haunt, youre a monster

5v1 easy

[low atlas]

I didn't play too much sadly so never got deep intonit

[minor cypress]

That game singlehandedly turned me into a wrist mouse user

[flint jacinth]

OOOOOOH

i remember my main cancer

Naga siren

naga radi 15 min rush

cut lanes at 00 and 30

bully 2 lanes into fountain

[deep topaz]

Another reason why I absolutely know my heart is fucked up: simply trying to fart increases my heart rate by at least 20 bpm

[flint jacinth]

PCOS

[sage otter]

Bro's heart is in his ass wtf

[deep topaz]

What's that

[flint jacinth]

soorr

PoTS

autocorr

[minor cypress]

Do her clones mimic spells?

[flint jacinth]

Postural tachycardia syndrome

means your heart goes apeshit from changing body posture

[flint jacinth]

yes

[minor cypress]

Are you holding your breath and pushing or something?

[flint jacinth]

and almost 100% of stat

its hard to tell which is real without certain spells

[minor cypress]

Gross

[sage otter]

If Zoro starts DoTa we are responsible and we should not let him play techies

[minor cypress]

You would probably like shaco and teemo

[flint jacinth]

just cut behind their tier 2 towers

[deep topaz]

I definitely have that

[flint jacinth]

and watch them have to last hit under tower

[sage otter]

Let's start a group project to make him the most terrifying Invoker on the EU ladder

[flint jacinth]

its hilarious, enemy carry 15 last hits at 10 min

[flint jacinth]

INVOKER

i wish i was good enough

[tidal trellis]

why does he look so smooth, something isn't right

[flint jacinth]

i can barely pull a refresher wex exo

[deep topaz]

I'm a bit fat but going from sitting to standing raises my bpm to at least 120

[flint jacinth]

you play invoker

mid

every time

[lusty sonnet]

why are you looking at his smoothness

[tidal trellis]

his face is half the thumbnail

[sage otter]

Bro you need to get check by your pratician

[tidal trellis]

sort of hard to not see that

[minor cypress]

The invoker we have at home

[deep topaz]

No insurance, can't afford to

[flint jacinth]

whats that fucker that throws cards

like invoker orbs

[tidal trellis]

you might wanna visit a doctor and (fully respectuflly mean this) lose some weight, thats really not good.

Your probably likely to die if that much movement does that

[flint jacinth]

PoTS is no joke, usually indicative of underlying conditions and sedentary lifestyle

[sage otter]

Well sure but the more you wait the worse it'll get until one day you finally get checked and you get hit by the "sorry we can't do anything, it's too late for treatment"

[deep topaz]

I'll just get a new heart

[flint jacinth]

hahah

do you smoke, drink?

caffeine?

[sage otter]

All of the above

[lusty sonnet]

none of the above

[deep topaz]

Doesn't help that every doctor I've ever seen for this just tells me I'm fat and if I lose weight it'll go away

[sage otter]

Caffeine is so overrated

[deep topaz]

I don't smoke or drink

[flint jacinth]

theyre generally right, but its not just the weightloss

[sage otter]

Well start slimming then

[flint jacinth]

its the diet and lifestyle too

[lusty sonnet]

time for sports

[flint jacinth]

a whole combo of factors

[lusty sonnet]

sweat out all that weight

[flint jacinth]

thats excellent, youre in great position to start

[sage otter]

If you don't like sport tbh you can just change the way you eat, you can totally lose weight by nutrition alone

[flint jacinth]

and in no immediate risk of anything serious for a while

[sage otter]

But cardio is very beneficial

[deep topaz]

My diet is definitely not great, but I'm not sure how to effectively change it

Aside from cutting back

[flint jacinth]

noo

eat better not less

[narrow lotus]

Cardio is definetely good , however if you dont watch what you eat no amount of Gym will help you

[sage otter]

Cut back on portions is a start, but mostly change your macro

[flint jacinth]

read up on basic dietetics and nutrition

[flint jacinth]

THIS

[deep topaz]

My doc from back in gradeschool told me to avoid cardio

[flint jacinth]

burn this into your brain

[narrow lotus]

there is a guy on yt , he ate 10k callories then tried to burn them in 24h , he managed to burn 7.2k or shit

and he like.....he said that a normal human wouldnt even get close to that

so yeah

[flint jacinth]

just avoid garbage and try to make stuff from scratch

[deep topaz]

I have a pinprick size hole in my aorta and strenuous exercise makes it bleed

[flint jacinth]

yeah no gym for you

youre walking

yoga

MAYBE pilates

go swimming or water aerobics

very gentle on cardiovascular and youll actually like it cause you wont gas out immediately

[lusty sonnet]

swimming is pretty fucking goated for weightloss

[flint jacinth]

and its less horrifying to do

[deep topaz]

I did like swimming back when I was taking lessons for it

[flint jacinth]

your knees will thank you

and other joints

[minor cypress]

https://lolalytics.com/lol/camille/build/

[sage otter]

If you’re a big boy and can’t cut down portions too much cause you need lots of calories, just change the way you eat so you’ll be able to eat a lot but healthy stuff

[minor cypress]

This the kinda stats im deep diving into trying to learn anything new

[deep topaz]

I have Plantar fasciitis as well so regular exercise is a double kill for me

[flint jacinth]

is a standing desk an option for you

idk how youre online atm

but its a good start

[deep topaz]

Phone laying in bed

Plantar thingy means standing hurts

[flint jacinth]

oh i know

[deep topaz]

Especially when first standing

[flint jacinth]

and itll only hurt more

the longer you put it off

only thing thatll lessen the pain is muscular mass to take the load off the joints

[tulip ravine]

Fillet minion

[tidal trellis]

thats just wrong

[tulip ravine]

Hello think

Think

FUCK SAKE

[deep topaz]

Looks more like a wellington without the crust

[tidal trellis]

I think therefore I am

[sage otter]

Fuck you Hydro

[tidal trellis]

yes

[flint jacinth]

man knows his meats

[tulip ravine]

Fuck you wanker

[flint jacinth]

fuck all yall

[deep topaz]

Of course I know my meats, I'm a fatass

I love my beef n chicken

[flint jacinth]

may i know the specs?

[tulip ravine]

What cut of beef do you use in a wellington

[flint jacinth]

fillet mignon 😦

[tulip ravine]

No

Fillet minion

[deep topaz]

I forget but maybe a tenderloin

[flint jacinth]

hashtag refuse

[minor cypress]

Fr, you can't outrun the kitchen at the end of the day.

[deep topaz]

Is there a good way to increase veggie intake

Aside from salads

[sage otter]

What you can do is loose half this day, then eat properly the next few days and keep the same efforts

[flint jacinth]

ok thats cancer

[minor cypress]

Yeah, eating veggies. What you like?

[flint jacinth]

fresh sauces

[sage otter]

Replace veggies with tastier veggies

[flint jacinth]

from clasic french cuisine

red sauce, brown, orange

[atomic pewter]

Cauliflower and broccoli are grear

[deep topaz]

I don't have any real veggie preference or dislikes, aside from not liking celery

[tulip ravine]

Zoro my man

How are you?

[deep topaz]

Stringy celery is yuck

[minor cypress]

Good, waiting for work to end. You?

[sage otter]

Broccolis, grilled eggplants, tomatos

[atomic pewter]

Celery fucking sucks when it goes chewy

[flint jacinth]

OH you can do it with playing flavors. Slice zucchini into thin strips, marinate in garlic and salt, then batter and egg them, and airfry

its like veggie steaks

[minor cypress]

Have you considered our god king brussel sprouts?

[tulip ravine]

Not bad pal, just tryna keep up to date on what’s going on here and football

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/tortoise-turtle-brussels-sprouts-sprouts-eat-your-veggies-gif-15215827

[deep topaz]

That sounds p good

[tulip ravine]

Getting a engraved stone put in at new stadium which is gonna be cool

[sage otter]

Damn that sounds good but it’s just grill them in a pan instead of fry it

[flint jacinth]

yeah his case should avoid oil

an airfryer

[minor cypress]

Got the munchies? Frozen bag of brussel sprouts in air fryer. Salt, pepper, munch.

[deep topaz]

Airfry uses no oil

[flint jacinth]

leave them marinated for 4 hours

[naive bison]

EATS 5000 CALORIES WORTH OF MCDONALDS, SPENDS 10 HOURS STRAIGHT ON EXCERSISE BIKE

[tulip ravine]

Having it put in here

[flint jacinth]

use flour egg and breadcrumb coating

texture is reminiscent of overcooked brisket

a little flaky

[minor cypress]

Things still bad?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah still kicking off

Arguably worse then it’s been

[minor cypress]

[tulip ravine]

They tryna extradite Americans for posting about it

[sage otter]

Everton ?

[tulip ravine]

UTFT

[minor cypress]

My shitposting motivation just skyrocketed

[tulip ravine]

Oh yeah

[flint jacinth]

also look into cauliflower, that shit is GOATED

[naive bison]

what country

[flint jacinth]

easy to prep into things

[tulip ravine]

They releasing a guy who killed someone after 1 year 6 months to make room for protesters who got arrested

[minor cypress]

Also more protien and fiber. Especially fiber. Keeps you fuller longer

[atomic pewter]

Cauliflower is tasty in all forms too, makes you fart tho

[tulip ravine]

Uk

Specially England and northern Ireland

[deep topaz]

My fart drive is dangerously high at a baseline

[naive bison]

my condolences

[flint jacinth]

space out the protein and you can keep that down too

more smaller meals

[deep topaz]

I don't mind

[flint jacinth]

higher protein content early

[deep topaz]

It's a fun activity

[flint jacinth]

epsecially multiplayer

Clash of Glands

[deep topaz]

Having one locked and loaded then ripping ass on my housemate is fun

[narrow lotus]

take bread out , replace any sugar drinks with diet drinks

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1272401327120449536/Has_Google_Ever_Done_Anything_Unethical.mp4?ex=66bad794&is=66b98614&hm=b12925598f775cbd3675cfcb17d8e64d29fe50511ca62928502798e33badeaa4&

[narrow lotus]

thats a good first step

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-sever-lol-troll-trollmite-gif-20937920

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-believe-it-or-not-believe-it-or-not-jail-parks-and-rec-gif-3275634010746838096

[flint jacinth]

@deep topaz that is actually the FIRST THING YOU SHOULD DO

Remove any wheat

any flour

anything baked

out

[deep topaz]

Never

[flint jacinth]

slows metabolism

[minor cypress]

Less sugar and carbs, moar fiber and protien.

[deep topaz]

Always bread

Bread king

Steak king

[narrow lotus]

sure then, instead of 3 slices of bread have one

[naive bison]

the whole "google has removed "don't be evil" from it's motto" thing

[flint jacinth]

drink all the coke you want

just minimize bread

[broken topaz]

just eat less

its that easy