Is there any local religion?
#🎪bruh-fart
lofty sand
lofty sand
What bout dishes
lofty sand
As in?
lusty sonnet
Alcohol
lusty sonnet
Not slav at all
lofty sand
How much do you smoke?
lusty sonnet
@grizzled meadow i'm gorlami right
lofty sand
<@237635783249494016> i'm gorlami right
"could you say that louder?"
Do you speak Italian or eye talian @lusty sonnet
lusty sonnet
A few words
placid sail
what is it this time busy , who is bullying you
the ukrainian kid keeps confusing me with being friendly and hostile on and off
but I guess it was just a silly ploy of his
placid sail
wasn't talking about you
fallow trellis
he was totaly talking about me
placid sail
who the fuck are you
fallow trellis
not urkarinan thats for sure
narrow lotus
Artyom is brain damaged , please indulge him as bullying him can lead to him eating glue
placid sail
maybe making artyom eat glue would have been a mercy
lofty sand
Swear to god anyone with a white pair of headphones, a white pc case and a white controller is almost always making nsfw content
tidal trellis
greetings Iedy 
inland jackal
@fresh rose @lone cedar @stone blade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA9PaBLAgM
zek zek dadumle
narrow lotus
greetings Iedy <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
hello flop
tidal trellis
how do u do
toxic sundial
deep topaz
yeeees
deep topaz
buy the paintsss
slender rock
@placid sail allo
placid sail
inland jackal
<@231842552729305098> allo
opalim te malo 
placid sail
he cruising
tidal trellis
never gotten motion sick still
fallow trellis
deep topaz
the only time i've really gotten motion sickness is when i was watching my dad record something through his camera
he was bobbing the phone up and down while moving, then i suddenly hit my head off my desk
slender rock
@deep topaz depends
Sometimes it's worse with being really tired or if I have eaten stuff and whoever is driving is stomping on the breaks or really jerky drivinf
On the verge of puking almost
When it's really bad
Which I forgot to take some carmex with me for that
Gg
crimson flame
fallow trellis
if you look out the window is it still rawdogging
fallow trellis
if you talk to another person is it still rawdogging
broken topaz
no
fluid coyote
whats raw dogging
broken topaz
what i did to your dad last night
flint jacinth
fallow trellis
fuck
i was gonna say that
eating consumables
is allowed in rawdogging
are jeans required for the rawdogging'
flint jacinth
its actually eating raw hotdogs
pale ingot
go in wearing a banana suit
fallow trellis
is 10 hours the minimum requirement for rawdogging
broken topaz
is 10 hours the minimum requirement for rawdogging
according to your dad its as little as 30 seconds
fallow trellis
FUCK
tidal trellis
hello cori
pale ingot
according to your dad its as little as 30 seconds
i thought it was less
fallow trellis
In the things listed by the post are those an exclusive list or an example of general collection of things prohibited
broken topaz
hello cori
hello floppa
tidal trellis
hello floppa
greetings
fallow trellis
are ebooks allwoed
fallow trellis
a cup of coffee is stimulating
broken topaz
or distracts
fallow trellis
a coffee is a stimulant
sterile dome
Among guh
broken topaz
water only
glad carbon
hiiii @sterile dome @broken topaz
broken topaz
at room temperature
glad carbon
fallow trellis
but it just said in the original post coffee was permitted
sterile dome
hiiii <@265523983858794496> <@213269844743684097>
broken topaz
but it just said in the original post coffee was permitted
The original poster is stupid
fallow trellis
what is your basis for rawdogging then
fallow trellis
WAIT NO
broken topaz
<:peepohi:982348300374147142>
Hi frotter
fallow trellis
what is your basis for rawdogging then
Your dad
glad carbon
<:Wave:602298630040453150> Hi frotter
frotting hard or hardly frotting
fallow trellis
FUCK
pale ingot
damn, typing "killer" in the gamma main menu kills the game
glad carbon
damn
fallow trellis
water only
whats your basis
glad carbon
@broken topaz tactical turmoil?
sterile dome
damn, typing "killer" in the gamma main menu kills the game
Type stalker and the og theme will play
glad carbon
so true
sterile dome
(I lied)
broken topaz
<@213269844743684097> tactical turmoil?
we need to find a third
I dont want retard randoms
glad carbon
we need to find a third
true
sterile dome
I dont want retard randoms
Meeee
glad carbon
tabi do you have delta force
broken topaz
Do you have access to chinese battlefield?
fallow trellis
water only
"It’s called ‘raw-dogging,’ a new trend that’s blowing up on the social media platform, particularly among males, requiring people to sit through a long-haul flight with zero distractions or forms of entertainment. This means no phones, movies, music, books or even sleep, food and water"
glad carbon
I’m retarded and random
no you're silly and indecisive
sterile dome
glad carbon
fallow trellis
no water apparently
pastel quartz
"It’s called ‘raw-dogging,’ a new trend that’s blowing up on the social media pl...
Isn't that the normal?
sterile dome
I guess simply dehydrate and die
Nuh uh
pastel quartz
Okay maybe with the exception of no sleep
fallow trellis
Isn't that the normal?
how long are your flights that you dont need water for 10 hours
glad carbon
like a pamphlet or movie
pastel quartz
But this "raw dogging" is just the normal no
fallow trellis
What about transitionary flights
fallow trellis
where you land on another airport to ride another plane to your destination
pastel quartz
If you have to stand in flights like in a train then I can't do that
glad carbon
but you aint doin any distractions that the aircraft provides
fallow trellis
If you have to stand in flights like in a train then I can't do that
thats the future of commercial airlines
You cannot rawdog flights with connecting flights?
that requires you to disembark and change planes
or would that be another flight to rawdog
pastel quartz
I've flown from Zürich to Dubai without watching shows or movies, listening to music, documentary or drinking/eating anything (I do that before flight)
fallow trellis
how long was the flight
pastel quartz
I forgot
naive bison
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y83kj3wg2o
but why
tidal trellis
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y83kj3wg2o
but why torture oneself
pastel quartz
I mean I'm a little "special" because I'm very interested in planes and all I did all flight was just staring on the plane's engine
tidal trellis
its stupid
pastel quartz
And the sky
fallow trellis
I mean I'm a little "special" because I'm very interested in planes and all I di...
you mean look out the window?
fallow trellis
that disqualifies you from rawdogging
fallow trellis
the term "zero distractions or forms of entertainment"
pastel quartz
I really want to take a flight in a Concorde
fallow trellis
is looking through a window and staring at whatever is outside the plane considered entertainment
flint jacinth
I really want to take a flight in a Concorde
you might get a chance in a couple
glad carbon
is looking through a window and staring at whatever is outside the plane conside...
yeah
pastel quartz
Idc the destination I just want to fly in a Concorde
flint jacinth
Idc the destination I just want to fly in a Concorde
supersonic ommercial flight might become acccessible soon
fallow trellis
why is it a distraction
narrow lotus
fallow trellis
is all observations distractions then?
is it required to just look at the back of someones seat
pastel quartz
supersonic ommercial flight might become acccessible soon
I know
glad carbon
why is it a distraction
for the same reason that a movie playing on the plane is
lofty sand
@fallow trellis you remind me of the new Riddler from the new Batman movie with Robbin Pattinson
(no offense meant)
fallow trellis
literally me
tidal trellis
fallow trellis
also full offense
pastel quartz
literally me
Except you don't give us any riddles to solve, Mr riddler
fallow trellis
I am being oppressed
lofty sand
No
pastel quartz
I want riddles
fallow trellis
Except you don't give us any riddles to solve, Mr riddler
you missed riddle night
lofty sand
I didn't mean it at all
pastel quartz
Riddle me up
lofty sand
As something to offend you
fallow trellis
ban this man
river robin
Bro is so caught up over planes. Autism.
fallow trellis
he has offended me
lofty sand
Nyoo!
pastel quartz
Bro is so caught up over *planes*. Autism.
Well considering I went into aerospace engineering and plays dcs regularly, yeah I guess so
river robin
A cucumber
fallow trellis
Riddle me up
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
lofty sand
God fuckin damnit Batman
flint jacinth
What's long
Hard and has cum in the middle
shaq
pastel quartz
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
The present
lofty sand
You win
fallow trellis
wait that riddle is regarded
pastel quartz
Or do you mean like
fallow trellis
its an ambiguious sentence
pastel quartz
The dictionary or something
fallow trellis
yes
lofty sand
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
mobster accent your mother's bedroom
fallow trellis
but also bad wording
pastel quartz
Because T comes before Y
fallow trellis
What are 2 things you cant eat for breakfast
pastel quartz
but also bad wording
You're the riddler blame yourself
deep topaz
pork chops
pastel quartz
Dragons and unicorns
fallow trellis
my statuatory construction professor i have failed you
pastel quartz
Can't eat what doesn't exist
fallow trellis
i am gentle enough to smoothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, strong enough to crack rocks. What am i?
WAIT no
oh wait
thats correct
lofty sand
Penis
pastel quartz
Really?
lofty sand
Aw is it?
fallow trellis
very wrong
lofty sand
Okay
flint jacinth
It cannot be seen whenever it's there. It fills up a room, and is much like the air. It cannot be touched, and there's nothing to hear. It is quite harmless - there's nothing to fear
pastel quartz
Mr riddlah
fallow trellis
i think delight 2 is cooking
glad carbon
What are 2 things you cant eat for breakfast
lava
pastel quartz
Obviously water
lofty sand
I mean I saw someone break a brick on his pæus
glad carbon
you can eat it once
peanits
pastel quartz
So did I get it right @fallow trellis
lofty sand
I mean I saw someone break a brick on his pæus
With no damage
pastel quartz
Obviously water
.
lofty sand
So I'm correct
fallow trellis
yes water
pastel quartz
I'm riddling you up
tame halo
pastel quartz
Give me something harder
fallow trellis
Are you googling my riddles?
glad carbon
Give me something harder
lofty sand
What about the helmet?
pastel quartz
Aren't you suppose to make them up yourself
tame halo
What about the helmet?
which one
lofty sand
Exactly my point
tame halo
lofty sand
How the hell do you cuddle afterwards?
deep topaz
looks like the uh
lofty sand
Usas
deep topaz
yeah that
lofty sand
That looks like the USAS
fallow trellis
lofty sand
5.56 version of the usas 12
tame halo
lofty sand
I fucks with it
lofty sand
Godamnit
lofty sand
belt fed lever action bullpup
Helldivers weapon
fallow trellis
<@289057187060514835> you remind me of the new Riddler from the new Batman movi...
if you ever meet a law student you will assume them to be riddlers?
pastel quartz
How bad is it in the riddle department that you have to give me riddles from Google
fallow trellis
very bad
tame halo
pastel quartz
My condolences
lofty sand
if you ever meet a law student you will assume them to be riddlers?
Funny how I'm a law aspirant as well
Lol
pale ingot
belt fed lever action bullpup
that seems so satisfying to shoot but what the fuck
flint jacinth
i would double world hunger
fallow trellis
aspirant is a very generous term to describe me
fallow trellis
the word as well implies that we are both aspirants
lofty sand
I didn't mean to offend you btw
pastel quartz
Clearly only vulpes is an aspirant
flint jacinth
that seems so satisfying to shoot but what the fuck
i think thats exactly what went through the designers mind
fallow trellis
none taken
lofty sand
If you did end up offended
fallow trellis
im always offended
pastel quartz
You're just a practitioner
fallow trellis
im a studnet
fallow trellis
anything the supreme court says is law
lofty sand
Okay explain the law to me
Two types of people
The ones who dig
And the ones who have the gun
pastel quartz
anything the supreme court says is law
What if there's no supreme court
lofty sand
That's law
lofty sand
What if there's no supreme court
Whopper supreme
fallow trellis
What if there's no supreme court
there is no law
pastel quartz
Great
pastel quartz
So I just need to kill members of the Supreme Court to achieve a free state right?
fallow trellis
legislation makes law, executive acts on laws, judiciary construes law
lofty sand
Make it stop!
fallow trellis
So I just need to kill members of the Supreme Court to achieve a free state righ...
the supreme court is a department in itself the people in the supreme court does not consistute the supreme court
you have to kill like alot of people
or like abolish the consitution
pastel quartz
I mean I have time
lofty sand
So I just need to kill members of the Supreme Court to achieve a free state righ...
No
You'll have to get rid of the government as a whole because of the judiciary will just replace them
flint jacinth
the supreme court is a department in itself the people in the supreme court does...
damn actual good advice
lofty sand
Meaning you'll have to establish a new government
pastel quartz
Most of my time is just taken up by work and such
I can quit and dedicate myself to it
lofty sand
Of your own cabinet ministers of choice
pastel quartz
How does one do that
lofty sand
Not without disregarding the constitution
fallow trellis
Revolt?
lofty sand
And loosing popular opinion
lusty sonnet
honhon
flint jacinth
amazing combo
lofty sand
Revolt?
It's dangerous.
If you get rid of it.
The next blokes will get rid of yours.
Instead you should steadily replace the government by forming a new constitution with your own constitutional assembly
Which fosters values held by a democracy
pastel quartz
like peacfully
Yeah I know
fallow trellis
thats not what im studying so idk
pastel quartz
The Germans did it no the Philippines idk about anything over there
lofty sand
Just
fallow trellis
they did a peaceful revolution
fallow trellis
like germany
fallow trellis
those things are political questions, something thats not covered by the judiciary
pastel quartz
Hey I got an idea
lofty sand
Me personally
Have all the inept politicians from the last goverment gutted on the same time across the country
fallow trellis
most of lawschool is just reading cases and getting berated by the professors
pastel quartz
What if I take an entire building of people hostage and demand that the Supreme Court be abolished and the constitution be repealed
tidal trellis
pastel quartz
If they don't comply I'll just run away probably I don't want to kill people
fallow trellis
also you cannot repeal the constitution
it is the highest law of the land
only laws can repeal laws
pastel quartz
Glad I went to engineering instead of law this sounds complicated
fallow trellis
and since the constitution superceeds all other laws thats impossible
pastel quartz
I'll stick to planes I guess
fallow trellis
Glad I went to engineering instead of law this sounds complicated
I am inches away of going to medschool instead of this shit
pastel quartz
I'll leave the law stuff to you Mr riddler
pastel quartz
I am inches away of going to medschool instead of this shit <:KekSkew:1146905259...
Isn't that even more complicated
fallow trellis
they have a retention program so im gonna try my best until they drop me
fallow trellis
Isn't that even more complicated
its more time consuming and memorizing
but less on critical thinking and less berating
med profs are chill
pastel quartz
Makes a lot of edgy jokes and an odd person in general but very chill
lofty sand
The...m
fallow trellis
my upper level law students had prof that went whiplash on them
pastel quartz
Also i think she's a vampire
fallow trellis
like he threw a chair but not at the students
lofty sand
The sentinel islands
pastel quartz
Since she confessed to me that she's been stealing blood bags and drinking them
And she can also sell me them if I want any
fallow trellis
Since she confessed to me that she's been stealing blood bags and drinking them
fuck sounds like my ex girlfriend
pastel quartz
Very odd
fallow trellis
she wasnt a nurse but she wanted my blood
my soon to be type 2 diabetic ass blood
lofty sand
Weird my last boyfriend was complaining as to why I was stealing his blood
pastel quartz
she wasnt a nurse but she wanted my blood
She said that "my blood looks delicious" when she saw some of my injuries from a motorcycle accident.
I genuinely thought that she would kill me right there and then
pastel quartz
I have never been more tensed in my life than in that moment
deep topaz
She said that "my blood looks delicious" when she saw some of my injuries from a...
that is a very vampire-y statement
fallow trellis
I think I have
lofty sand
why are you stealing
Gotta be on both sides
lofty sand
Also I was just trying to mess with delightful
fallow trellis
he gets mad when i cant recite the consittuion articles word for word
like dude
relax
its just words
guys gonna have an anneurysum one day
deep topaz
bro has words autism
fallow trellis
dude cant just be dissapointed and sit my ass down like a regular law prof
lofty sand
Can you make it illegal to follow a law
pastel quartz
that is a very vampire-y statement
Brother, please drain my blood when I die
pastel quartz
I do NOT want her to drink a single drop of my blood
lofty sand
I do NOT want her to drink a single drop of my blood
Can I use you like a caprisun?
fallow trellis
laws cant be retrospective unless provided
pastel quartz
Can I use you like a caprisun?
I'm not comfortable talking like that to anyone, let alone a minor
pastel quartz
Especially after you talked about cocks and whatever before
lofty sand
Even the kinder
lofty sand
Especially after you talked about cocks and whatever before
When?
I do not remember
Don't be such a dick
fallow trellis
minor?
lofty sand
I'm not
fallow trellis
what r u in highschool?
pastel quartz
I mean I saw someone break a brick on his pæus
This
fallow trellis
live ur life before then lawschool is draining
do everything you can before lawschool
lofty sand
do everything you can before lawschool
Alright
I'll colour my hair in December
fallow trellis
like idk live your entire life in 20 years or soemthig or whatever law that states when u are eligable to study law
also dont expect to be rich after law school
shit isnt gonna be rich
not unless your family is already rich
tidal trellis
waiting 10 years for this chocolate to melt
fallow trellis
also dont quote better call saul like I did
lofty sand
I've seen the show
tidal trellis
saul goodman is a good lawyer, what are u on about
lofty sand
But I'm mature enough to not do that
fallow trellis
I wasnt
hahaha
Lawschool is literally like a frat theyre gonna make it hard for you up until half of the semester
lofty sand
I'm the kid who corrects the teacher's grammar
fallow trellis
uh dont do that in law school
fallow trellis
also dont go over the pace of the professor your gonna regret it
pastel quartz
minor?
#╟❓general-offtopic message im not going to go against josta
lofty sand
also dont go over the pace of the professor your gonna regret it
I can read faster than them
pastel quartz
Said this when someone else said vulpes is a minor, I can't confirm if what they said was true but still not risking it
lofty sand
Writing is problematic for me
fallow trellis
you wont have to write till 2nd year
lofty sand
Slow in that department
pastel quartz
Writing is problematic for me
Most people read faster than they write though no?
fallow trellis
your going to need to read what is in the reading and what is not
theyre gonna ask like whats not in the reading in relation to the topic
so dispensing whatever you read is not enough
lofty sand
Most people read faster than they write though no?
I dunno
I'm just telling you guys about myself
So far my peers are faster than me when it comes to writing
pastel quartz
And reading is mostly about processing the information rather than just to read them yeah?
lofty sand
so dispensing whatever you read is not enough
So just read everything?
pastel quartz
I'm a fast writer but I can read faster than I can write
fallow trellis
So just read everything?
read everything once, then twice, then thrice
lofty sand
but youre gonna have to read it again and again
True that
pastel quartz
Writer anyway not typer
fallow trellis
i got like 23 cases tomorrow
pastel quartz
I can't type for shit
fallow trellis
whats the diff
lofty sand
Bideogames...
fallow trellis
depending on your country's legal system your gonna have to write in that way
lofty sand
Mhm
fallow trellis
mines in common law so alot of citations are needed
pastel quartz
Or at least on those sites where you test your word per minute and whatever
lofty sand
We have lots of Latin words
pastel quartz
I always lose to my friends
fresh rose
Anyone have that "lalalalal i cant hear you" gif but its tom shelby pointing 2 guns at his head
pastel quartz
But I can write far faster than them
fallow trellis
roman law is shorter since they just rely on law
english law is like they refer to cases from before
so legit my cases are wall of text
pastel quartz
Anyone have that "lalalalal i cant hear you" gif but its tom shelby pointing 2 g...
Wrong gif
There @fresh rose
deep topaz
are you sure that was the wrong gif
fallow trellis
but it gets better the more you read, cuz u can just skip over what youve already read in future cases
fresh rose
I got you in the future
pastel quartz
I got you in the future
Thanks
lofty sand
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1270716877152452659/la...
He looks funny
lofty sand
I will
pastel quartz
Please protect me from the gypsies whenever I visit Poland @fresh rose
At least I think you're polish
fallow trellis
job kina sucks
pastel quartz
why tf u wanna be a lawyer anyways
Money I'm guessing
fallow trellis
i could be working for a good 2-3 years now
and make the same as an entry level lawyer
fresh rose
Please protect me from the gypsies whenever I visit Poland <@941073321733263370>
I live in Serbia
fallow trellis
depends on the country
lofty sand
Off topic
pastel quartz
I live in Serbia
Oh, well if for whatever reason I would ever visit Serbia please protect me from them
lofty sand
But when I was little i always wanted a suit of plated knight Armor and an actual sword
Annoyed my family for 2 years
pastel quartz
IN japan being a lawyer sucks
I don't think anyone here is Japanese
fallow trellis
yeah uh
fallow trellis
I don't think anyone here is Japanese
thank god
lusty sonnet
But when I was little i always wanted a suit of plated knight Armor and an actua...
a gladius or a longsword?
pastel quartz
Well I haven't met anyone who writes in kanji here
lofty sand
a gladius or a longsword?
Gladius
pastel quartz
少なくともまだ
lusty sonnet
respectable
pastel quartz
Cool right? I learnt Japanese for whatever reason
lofty sand
In response my grandfather ( god rest his soul) got me a wooden sword and heavy ass wooden bb rifle
fallow trellis
I learned german but its fucking useless
pastel quartz
I can't really speak it but I can understand it
pastel quartz
I learned german but its fucking useless
Well unless you're in Germany
lofty sand
In response my grandfather ( god rest his soul) got me a wooden sword and heavy ...
He carved the sword himself in his friend's workshop
fallow trellis
i was not the most mature student out there
pastel quartz
Might find a use for it there
fallow trellis
german german
lofty sand
And it lasted me all the way to my grade 8 school play
fallow trellis
not like south german
lofty sand
Lol
deep topaz
nvm eating hoagie
lofty sand
As for the rifle
fallow trellis
or whatever u call the austrian german
pastel quartz
not like south german
Yeah well I'm Swiss so...
lofty sand
I ended up hitting him with it once and i never saw it again
fallow trellis
ah
pastel quartz
We speak Swiss German here
lofty sand
Till this day
pastel quartz
Which German Germans can't understand
lofty sand
So yeah
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016> i'm gorlami right
Margariti
lofty sand
After that I just switched to transformers, Nerf and comics
fallow trellis
or Austrian Language
pastel quartz
Well there isn't just Germans in Switzerland
There's French Swiss too
Italian Swiss
fallow trellis
condolences
pastel quartz
Romansh
grizzled meadow
fratello 🤝
pastel quartz
condolences
Well it is what it is
lusty sonnet
this man comprendes
lofty sand
a gladius or a longsword?
My grandmother brought it up last time I spoke to her
grizzled meadow
Well it is what it is
Margareeeteee 🤌
solar obsidian
this man comprendes
he got big cojones
lusty sonnet
he got big cojones
how do you know?
pastel quartz
Im fluent in French to speak with the other half of the country
fallow trellis
Also time is the most important factor in lawschool so if u wanna prep go aspergic on your schedule planning to the very minutes
solar obsidian
how do you know?
i subscribed to his OnlyFans
lusty sonnet
Im fluent in French to speak with the other half of the country
sounds canadian
lusty sonnet
i subscribed to his OnlyFans
respectable
fallow trellis
very minute your not reading is time u should be sleeping
pastel quartz
sounds canadian
Wdym
pastel quartz
Well we exists before Canada
thin parrot
speaking french to converse with the other half of the country
not even half
pastel quartz
So they're like not, not the other way around
pastel quartz
Fancy pants and his made up fancy words
thin parrot
Fancy pants and his made up fancy words
no, they made up fake words
lusty sonnet
and not even french
it's a variety of french
thin parrot
those pretentious francophonies!
thin parrot
I dont like 'em
lofty sand
very minute your not reading is time u should be sleeping
What about excercising
fallow trellis
What about excercising
you actually need to put this in your schedule
lofty sand
I already do
fallow trellis
it jump starts your rotting brain from reading and sleeping
lofty sand
Duh
fallow trellis
but good luck finding the time
lofty sand
It makes me angry and then I can concentrate
fallow trellis
also dont get stuck up on bad performance in class
we just had a class yesterday in criminal law our classmate cried when she couldnt recite
i couldnt recite in family law and i just though i wouldnt last another semester here
fallow trellis
no sometimes its like whiplash
the prof pops a vein and throws a chair across the room
or sometimes they say "Mr. Lawrence I have never heard such a idiotic answer, please sit down"
tidal trellis
and you get a chair tossed at your head
fallow trellis
I had a prof last semester called me Rene Descarte for a week sicne i started my recitation with "I think"
radiant torrent
A quick path (fast travel) to the very first message in a channel Brainfart
🤙
green schooner
and you get a chair tossed at your head
Hi twink
ancient lynx
But when I was little i always wanted a suit of plated knight Armor and an actua...
hope you are rich man
tidal trellis
you saying that over and over is the key to my burden being released 
narrow sorrel
I had a prof last semester called me Rene Descarte for a week sicne i started my...
Did you give him the D?!
deep topaz
the impact of an at everyone
lapis zinc
Ima be banned aint i.
Given that you have the windmill of peace and friendship as your pfp, probably yeah
fallow trellis
Did you give him the D?!
that prof was fucking autistic
he would fuck with you even if the answer was right
narrow sorrel
are you old enough to remember this meme 
old vigil
Given that you have the windmill of peace and friendship as your pfp, probably y...
My mistake was posting a message. Ffs
fallow trellis
are you old enough to remember this meme <:kekcry:919973929047715880>
yes but remembering that prof made me mad
didnt learn shit in crim 1
narrow sorrel
oof
fallow trellis
aside the penal code
lawschool profs dont teach you btw
they just ask questions and grade you
tidal trellis
My mistake was posting a message. Ffs
your first mistake was having that as a pfp, clown man
swift scarab
My mistake was posting a message. Ffs
Gets told what the issue is, believes it’s something else entirely different then what they were told
narrow sorrel
Given that you have the windmill of peace and friendship as your pfp, probably y...
me when I play ck2 in india
fallow trellis
if they feel like they would discuss but thats only if
lapis zinc
me when I play ck2 in india
True
narrow sorrel
inb4 banned for russian empire flag
ancient lynx
My mistake was posting a message. Ffs
jesus man how old are you
fancyfont name and obscure historic flag
ill tell you what memorizing tank names dont get you bitches in hs
narrow sorrel
fancyfont name and obscure historic flag
theosophists:
ancient lynx
should have gotten a real job
eager igloo
narrow sorrel
One of these days I'll post ck2 for something else and possibly get slapped for my windmills being in the image 
swift scarab
I feel way too old to remember that quarters used to look like that
tidal trellis
random ass bug lands on my desk, ends up on his back and rolling around helplessly
guh
swift scarab
Hell I remember the old state collection quarters
swift scarab
random ass bug lands on my desk, ends up on his back and rolling around helpless...
New side quest, help the bug or kill him
tidal trellis
New side quest, help the bug or kill him
I just like
sweeped across my desk
and he gone
swift scarab
Good enough
green schooner
@tidal trellis
potent hamlet
<@695977198649081857>
Me yesterday as i got out of work
potent hamlet
Alcohol, booo
Fuck you and your hamster
narrow sorrel
Alcohol, booo
go get your drinking license Flop (inb4 registered muslim)
deep topaz
registered lol
tidal trellis
Fuck you and your hamster
what god damn hamster
low atlas
hanter
potent hamlet
what god damn hamster
the hamster that died when you were 6
tidal trellis
go get your drinking license Flop (inb4 registered muslim)
I am Muslim, yes 
lapis zinc
the hamster that died when you were 6
He put that thing in the microwave
Call that shit brainscorcher
tidal trellis
flint jacinth
Corpse oriented in the standard health and safety position
solar obsidian
call me a white woman cuz i got that dog in me
eager igloo
I feel way too old to remember that quarters used to look like that
Oh hi
Thats a name I didn't see in a long time
tidal trellis
Corpse oriented in the standard health and safety position
if your gonna die, make sure to do it in the correct manner
also greetings menace
eager igloo
H
eager igloo
Full of beer
flint jacinth
if your gonna die, make sure to do it in the correct manner <:hmmtodayiwill:1169...
Make sure to display the friendship fidget spinner
solar obsidian
Hello, back to not saying anything I go since I've been acknowledged
@eager igloo, what have u done
tidal trellis
I'm causing problems
but why
flint jacinth
I've been thinking
Why
stone blade
those women , right who like crystals and do vodoo and all that crap and talk about energies
do they just shove a couple up their ass and hope to win the lottery?
solar obsidian
yes
tidal trellis
who starts a conversation like that I just sat down 
stone blade
sats a conversation
stone blade
fnuy
glad carbon
omg hiii :3
green schooner
naive bison
true
green schooner
<:hmm:1010935402556817448> true
stone blade
shit is so hot my damn AC started dripping bro
stone blade
Me
glad carbon
hows it going vro :3
frail kettle
stone blade
ah damn
I wonder what will happen to the future after the sale
frail kettle
low atlas
alyo
eager igloo
i dont get it
Pay attention next time
naive bison
Pay attention next time
no 
i will ask every joke to be explained to me
glad carbon
match my freak
frail kettle
Big Cat is hoarding all the apples
He is locked in that position for eternity, held by the weight of his greed
naive bison
He is locked in that position for eternity, held by the weight of his greed
the capitalist will sell us the rope we will hang him by
(i am not a commie)
low atlas
<@231842552729305098> the nuclear station is on fire
Go there now
glad carbon
<@231842552729305098> the nuclear station is on fire
if it explodes can u take a sick video of it
river zealot
frail kettle
the capitalist will sell us the rope we will hang him by
Of course tovarisch
frail kettle
Is this in Kursk? Sorry im dumb
tidal trellis
Go there now
I don't think he wants to die
naive bison
<@231842552729305098> the nuclear station is on fire
it's in overdrive it's fine
river zealot
Is this in Kursk? Sorry im dumb
deep topaz
yippee chernobyl 2 in 1 hour
naive bison
phone charges in 5 seconds
potent hamlet
is this supposed to be bad?
low atlas
ello
river zealot
I usually got like a 100 kills
potent hamlet
i wanted to get the god damned Winchester 1895
naive bison
my bad
river zealot
i wanted to get the god damned Winchester 1895
Its good
potent hamlet
but i have to go through like 15 mosins before
naive bison
naive bison
but i have to go through like 15 mosins before
entire soviet arsenal
solar obsidian
eh, only the cooling towers, shouldnt be a big problem
deep topaz
eh, only the cooling towers, shouldnt be a big problem
if the cooling tower is on fire, there is a problem
tawny plaza
Someone go put this in the Russian brainfart
potent hamlet
AND THEN FINALLY GET THE WINCHESTER 1895
naive bison
the point is so you can jork it insta
naive bison
Someone go put this in the Russian brainfart
i can't read this
tidal trellis
what he say
potent hamlet
I just want the last winchester planned by winchester itself
frail kettle
Tyrus the originator
ancient lynx
what he say
racial slur
low atlas
what's the point of getting morning wood but you can't burn it
solar obsidian
if the *cooling* tower is on fire, there is a problem
well, cnpp aint functioning anyway
tawny plaza
i can't read this
"Ha ha get your language bastardized nerd."
tidal trellis
racial slur
oh.
low atlas
Mf
final rose
low atlas
I am over here I got pillows under my head
river zealot
if the *cooling* tower is on fire, there is a problem
What the news said happened
ancient lynx
wife
potent hamlet
Someone go put this in the Russian brainfart
lmao, russian words are called cirillic?
river zealot
Was they lit up car tires
potent hamlet
cyrillic
final rose
I am over here I got pillows under my head
Gn bro
frail kettle
lmao, russian words are called cirillic?
Cyrillic
final rose
I will get on the grind
naive bison
"Ha ha get your language bastardized nerd."
bro it's like that mechanic in world of warcraft when horde and alliance try to communicate, their letters are scrambled,
thats why KEK is a thing, that's what you get if you say LOL
ancient lynx
lmao, russian words are called cirillic?
the alphabet
low atlas
This freaked me the fuck out
naive bison
lmao, russian words are called cirillic?
yes because it's after the name of one of the creators
potent hamlet
C STANDS FOR CURWA
ancient lynx
This freaked me the fuck out
weak
potent hamlet
KURWA
tidal trellis
its a confusing language
naive bison
C STANDS FOR CURWA
wrong language
tawny plaza
lmao, russian words are called cirillic?
Letters. It's the Cyrillic alphabet. Slavic countries who historically stayed with Eastern Orthodox religion use them, while Slavic countries who went for Roman Catholicism use the Latin alphabet.
naive bison
polish aren't cyrillic
potent hamlet
yes because it's after the name of one of the creators
Cyrillio Russiaman
potent hamlet
wrong language
i know, i was just messing around
potent hamlet
Letters. It's the Cyrillic alphabet. Slavic countries who historically stayed wi...
Ohh, i get it
ancient lynx
polish and russian are basically the same anyways
potent hamlet
Cool to know ngl
frail kettle
polish aren't cyrillic
Polish people will drop an ICBM on your head if you even suggest they are russian lol
low atlas
I'm not that dirty
potent hamlet
C STANDS FOR CUMMING IN YOUR FACE
ancient lynx
but look how she's cutting she could chop her whole finger off
imagine the romance possibilities
naive bison
Polish people will drop an ICBM on your head if you even suggest they are russia...
all polish people drop is acid
and my winrate in cs2
frail kettle
and my winrate in cs2
real
potent hamlet
Somebody tell me what was i listening to while playing enlisted
final rose
@ancient lynx when will u get over your schizo ark and stop talking to oflin
potent hamlet
not even Katyusha
ancient lynx
I don't talk to oflin
tawny plaza
So that's why you see Czech and Polish folks using Latin alphabet, while Serbians and Ukrainians use Cyrillic.
ancient lynx
he finds me
naive bison
polish and russian are basically the same anyways
yep, both rude alcoholic and slavic
potent hamlet
yep, both rude alcoholic and slavic <:GrokChadGAMMA:978810880009576479>
and weird
river zealot
So that's why you see Czech and Polish folks using Latin alphabet, while Serbian...
Don't forget the burglarians
@stone blade say the line vanya
ancient lynx
who is bulgarian
frail kettle
Rattatui kurwa rattatui 🔥🦅
potent hamlet
i still remember the guy with a big speaker as a bagpack
low atlas
alex
ancient lynx
haha alex
naive bison
Somebody tell me what was i listening to while playing enlisted
porn tab open
frail kettle
who is bulgarian
Bro is profiling (he will hunt them down)
potent hamlet
who is bulgarian
a disgrace
tawny plaza
Don't forget the burglarians
I was just using two country examples.
tawny plaza
I'm not that good at geography.
potent hamlet
porn tab open
Fortunately not today
frail kettle
I'm not that good at geography.
I'm American so what does that say about my geography skills?
tawny plaza
I'm American so what does that say about my geography skills?
I don't know. I'm American, too.
river zealot
Fortunately not today
Please god let it happen it would be so funny
tawny plaza
I'm just a nerd.
ancient lynx
but you might see me with various porn tabs open
i nuke the tabs after reaching clarity
naive bison
https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-bill-l4d-the-last-stand-louis-gif-25671195
dads in the 80's when their kid was caught smoking for som reason
tidal trellis
dads in the 80's when their kid was caught smoking for som reason
lung cancer for the whole family
potent hamlet
Please god let it happen it would be so funny
its not weird for me to leave them open. im an adult who watches porn, i have nothing to hide
naive bison
lung cancer for the whole family
that red dead 2 character smoking 200 cigs a day to get the collectable cards inside the packs
tawny plaza
Getting steamy in here, huh
tidal trellis
don't you start.
ancient lynx
that red dead 2 character smoking 200 cigs a day to get the collectable cards in...
rookie
naive bison
its not weird for me to leave them open. im an adult who watches porn, i have no...
you have something to hide
ancient lynx
my friends uncle made a program that calculated how much money he'd have if he didn't smoke every second
naive bison
your face
potent hamlet
that red dead 2 character smoking 200 cigs a day to get the collectable cards in...
today i found my favourite brand of cigs
narrow lotus
there are no women
potent hamlet
the pinneaple ones
naive bison
its in several millions
wtf does it count like lung replacement surgery?
potent hamlet
mint-pinneaple carnival cigarettes
ancient lynx
no its the cost of cigarettes
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river zealot
there are no women
P!gae
naive bison
mint-pinneaple carnival cigarettes
bro just get a vape, you get less lung cancer 😭
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tawny plaza
there are no women
Oh yeah you're right, my bad
ancient lynx
also cigarettes are gross and you should endorse in self harm if you regularly use them
naive bison
cigs are supposed to taste like coal and homelessness
river zealot
there are no women
Every women who was once in this channel got banned shortly after
green schooner
https://tenor.com/view/omori-sunny-blink-gif-21518336
potent hamlet
cigs are supposed to taste like coal and homelessness
Not korean ones
naive bison
Not korean ones
that looks like some fucking cough drop
ancient lynx
cigs are supposed to taste like coal and homelessness
yeah you got cigars and cigarillos for tasty shit anyways
naive bison
from pharmacy
potent hamlet
bro just get a vape, you get less lung cancer 😭
but lung humidity
ancient lynx
cigarettes are exclusively for tasting like cancer
bonus points if you take out the filter
river zealot
bro just get a vape, you get less lung cancer 😭
Honestly man
Im not even sure thats true
tawny plaza
I would love to try cigars but anything good is so fucking expensive.
naive bison
bonus points if you take out the filter
eat the filter
river zealot
You do spend less money i guess
low atlas
vapes r still bad but it's like
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520
he got that reach
ancient lynx
eat the filter
are you the eating the filter before or after the cig type of guy
river zealot
vapes r still bad but it's like
Theyre better
low atlas
Instead of drinking hard liquor ur drinking cocktails
tawny plaza
I'm one of those weird motherfuckers who loves the taste of various drugs but hates the effects. 
river zealot
But you do smoke like 10 times as much
low atlas
same difference
ancient lynx
I would love to try cigars but anything good is so fucking expensive.
nah not really
potent hamlet
eat the filter
i-
green schooner
Instead of drinking hard liquor ur drinking cocktails
yeah but if you drink at my level or like
drink like osaka
ancient lynx
that looks like some fucking cough drop
dude cough drops taste fuckin sick
ancient lynx
id drink a gallon of that shit if it didnt hurt me
naive bison
dude cough drops taste fuckin sick
yeah because you're sick when you eat em, dumbass
ancient lynx
calpol is amazing
potent hamlet
drink like osaka
I dont drink that much, i only drink in the night and sometimes
naive bison
tawny plaza
yeah because you're sick when you eat em, dumbass
Best joke I've seen all day
potent hamlet
and pretty much only beer
green schooner
I dont drink that much, i only drink in the night and sometimes
i drink almost every other day and only hard liqour
so nvm
naive bison
Best joke I've seen all day
rough fucking day for comedy then
ancient lynx
and pretty much only beer
what beer
low atlas
yeah but if you drink at my level or like
yeah idk I haven't touched alcohol and don't think I will
ancient lynx
alcohol > smoking
tawny plaza
i drink almost every other day and only hard liqour
glad carbon
ancient lynx
if you think otherwise i am legally obligated to killing you
naive bison
alcohol > smoking
existing>all vices
potent hamlet
but i also like mixed cocktails
green schooner
<:based:1063523684368789505>
i finished a entire jack daniels whiskey bottle last night
potent hamlet
alcohol > smoking
Alcohol AND smoking
ancient lynx
cocktails aren''t alcohol
low atlas
crack > smoking and drinking