#๐ชbruh-fart
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
this creature is also known as Menace
heavy peak
fading shuttle
https://tenor.com/view/hakos-baelz-back-flip-hololive-baelz-gif-23654354
holy shit rat flip
placid sail
whoooooooh ooooohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
fading shuttle
tidal trellis
live rat reaction
final cedar
fading shuttle
dog flip
low atlas
i rise
storm stream
https://tenor.com/wl8H.gif
Metro!
final cedar
storm stream
look into tank chat
sage otter
Ofc he has clip of that particular vtuber ready in his folder
low atlas
alo
fading shuttle
the only vtuber folder i have is of that orange one for the noises she makes
everything else sits in downloads
low atlas
home lab full of vtuber folders
fading shuttle
the only vtuber folder i have is of that orange one for the noises she makes
hampter
sage otter
the only vtuber folder i have is of that orange one for the noises she makes
Okay that's fair, not as worrying as I thought
tidal trellis
idk a folder of it still is worrysome
final cedar
fading shuttle
idk a folder of it still is worrysome
fading shuttle
u like vtubers
tidal trellis
press x to doubt 
fading shuttle
press x to doubt <:kek:1206172080169820190>
final cedar
wow vtuber with actually funny facial expressions?
tidal trellis
okay that one actually got me
fading shuttle
lol, I only now noticed the hamster ears
yes, hampter
final cedar
why they all be animals?
placid sail
why they all be animals?
a compromise to both introduce furries to target auditory and not repel everyone else
final cedar
and why aren't they covered with hair all over
placid sail
what I previously said
final cedar
furrop
final cedar
placid sail
and in a decade, alex is wearing a fursuit and bullying anyone who doesn't like furries
it's how any sort of change is done
fading shuttle
and in a decade, alex is wearing a fursuit and bullying anyone who doesn't like ...
no thanks, im too stingy with my money to buy a fursuit
those are expensive
sage otter
Surely we can reverse this process and use vtubers to cure furries to progressively transition them to weebs and then back to human again
placid sail
no thanks, im too stingy with my money to buy a fursuit
notice how you don't even oppose the idea first
only the cost
fading shuttle
Surely we can reverse this process and use vtubers to cure furries to progressiv...
there is an alternative way
placid sail
the cogs are turning...
final cedar
fading shuttle
placid sail
Surely we can reverse this process and use vtubers to cure furries to progressiv...
people are turning to vtubers out of losing their touch to humans to begin with
final cedar
sage otter
people are turning to vtubers out of losing their touch to humans to begin with
Exactly they are the doorway into this madness, maybe we can cure some people here
placid sail
no you crouissant 
I just told you that by the time one turns to them, they're already lost
spring ledge
vtuber bullshit mentioned, time to get off disorc
placid sail
and well, any sort of recuperation and change is possible
but that's another story
expecting the tubers to reduce their target audience is a bit silly though
low atlas
busy acting like he's not one of them...
placid sail
nuh uh
low atlas
yuh uh
tidal trellis
sure busy
fading shuttle
vtuber bullshit mentioned, time to get off disorc
busy likes the rat
he is a vtuber fan
he enjoys when i send him clips
placid sail
falsehoods
zealous elm
Exactly they are the doorway into this madness, maybe we can cure some people he...
white people were too op so they invented vtubers to nerf them
tidal trellis
It's clear
not very expressive, prolly gets low viewers
placid sail
falco is already a vtuber
imagine falco having spaghetti monster model
spring ledge
falco is already a vtuber
low atlas
Poor fella
fading shuttle
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-kill-yourself-kys-gif-21429491
spring ledge
when people idolize grown ass people playing pretend as a 5 year old anime character, they become what they consume.
placid sail
didn't you say it's time to be off discord
spring ledge
thanks for reminding me
placid sail
np my man
final cedar
fresh rose
final cedar
like a blind man at an orgy, you just gotta feel things out
deep topaz
final cedar
fading shuttle
final cedar
fading shuttle
final cedar
final cedar
It's not Thursday
ok, more 80s regardless
tidal trellis
its monday now
final cedar
is that song about the guy cheating on josie? 
final cedar
Ed is the lead singer for that band
how?
civic panther
fading shuttle
https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-tired-elf-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-gif-5769633960936807112
Goodnight
fading shuttle
sleep well
flint jacinth
car amogus
deep topaz
final cedar
I meant to watch Monogatari at some point
final cedar
probably won't after this 
flint jacinth
final cedar
flint jacinth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1116151280843366462/sc...
hell of an opener hahah
also thats a stereotype for white guys
maybe my dick isnt long
but its thin
final cedar
she was about to say dog 
pastel quartz
also thats a stereotype for white guys
speak for yourself, there's a reason why I'm called the "hubcap"
I'm only 4cm long but 25 wide
flint jacinth
speak for yourself, there's a reason why I'm called the "hubcap"
The Nubโข
civic panther
tidal trellis
nah
placid sail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1116151280843366462/sc...
honestly the best thing that came out of that shitty reboot
potent hamlet
hallo
tidal trellis
only thing of scooby doo I can remember is that one shitty ps2 game which used to freeze all the time
deep topaz
primal rapids
river zealot
honestly the best thing that came out of that shitty reboot
Kiss me gn, busy
tidal trellis
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1257353577727266816/m...
hate this creature thing
split canyonBOT
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placid sail
good night to you
I should buy some during the week
yes I stole it I don't care cool parrot
storm stream
placid sail
what a talented guy 
final cedar
what a talented guy <:PepeHappy:919973010356719666>
high meteor
my bro can sing
final cedar
storm stream
placid sail
I hope humans eventually select cockatiels into being flawless at learning and repeating a tune
tidal trellis
99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big
green schooner
99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big
hi twink
tidal trellis
Be silent charon
tidal trellis
Anyway I go sleep, goodnight peoples.
fallow trellis
turkish cyberpunk
potent hamlet
i need to do a mission and some bandits wont let me through lmao
final rose
does anyone have the repost this pic to waste X amount of internet?
deep topaz
grizzled meadow
frail scaffold
glad carbon
@pastel quartz
toxic sundial
I have work tomorrow 
glad carbon
I mean I had work today too
frail scaffold
Discord moment
glad carbon
deep topaz
oh gut heavens
final cedar
it's a url/domain
frail scaffold
Somehow worse than yahoo
deep topaz
you have a website?
frail scaffold
I ran one off a pi 2 for a lil bit
Nothing on it lol
Can this thing do anything
glad carbon
Can this thing do anything
yeah it can suck up money
final cedar
you have a website?
yeah but it's supposed to be for people I know, this scumbag thought he could just get access to anime I guess
shit I'll just forward the IP to the feds
fuckem
frail scaffold
Your own anime archive totally legal site thing?
final cedar
well it's a private repo for all the backups I made so I can access it from around the world. Just made it fancy with auth plugin and stuff that technically lets you create a account but everyone needs to be approved
that gets turned off now
final cedar
how this is on the clearnet I don't understand, they even registered in the US
p!weebsh animal_cat
split canyonBOT
http://i.imgur.com/tN5FneY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GfqJqUk.gif
http://i.imgur.com/LTmBH30.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/6VU2HPM.jpg
https://i.redd.it/nhra6ilb07ky.jpg
frail scaffold
well it's a private repo for all the backups I made so I can access it from arou...
Real cool actually
Sounds like homelab stuff
final cedar
I'm not big into web stuff, but it's real fun to be able to login from anywhere with nothing besides basic html support required to start streaming
At some point I want to get a proper UI to make it look like netflix so I can just give frens and relatives access if they wana watch an old copyright free soviet flick or smth 
glad carbon
<:peepoWow:1050008304107135006>
final cedar
toxic sundial
My wife is really against giving the pets people food
But all I want to do is give the kitty a piece of chicken
primal rapids
low atlas
Oh @final cedar you set up a whole homelab?
final cedar
ye
low atlas
That's awesome
final cedar
almost at 5PB total now
glad carbon
<:peepohi:982348300374147142>
low atlas
How long have you been setting it up for?
final cedar
5~ years
deep topaz
But all I want to do is give the kitty a piece of chicken
cats can have chicken, as long as it's unseasoned
toxic sundial
cats can have chicken, as long as it's unseasoned
It's got fajitas seasoning
And is delicious
glad carbon
nota it will puke on ur bed
toxic sundial
spicy not good for cat
Daddy didn't raise him to be a bitch
low atlas
As long as it's not spicy my cat didn't have issues
final cedar
I've been wanting to build one once I settle down somewhere
yeah def worth it no matter how big, most of my hardware was scavenged from my last company I worked at so I had a pretty easy start
ever been on the datahorder subreddit? 
final rose
almost at 5PB total now
5 what?
low atlas
yeah def worth it no matter how big, most of my hardware was scavenged from my l...
Yeah, I wanted to start small and upgrade the more I end up filling, but I can't sit still for a short enough while to do something of note
low atlas
ever been on the datahorder subreddit? <:kekw:919974270132711444>
Sadly, yes.
Those people terrify me
final rose
5 what??
deep topaz
1000 TB
glad carbon
PetaByte i think
peter*
shell venture
5000 cigarettes
final rose
low atlas
What was the result
final rose
anyways surrae almost did a lot of work just to realize that there is a thing called wiki
and it did what i wanted so
low atlas
Which isss?
final rose
no point in reinventing the wheel
low atlas
Send the page
final rose
low atlas
Ahh
final rose
speaking of home labs
final cedar
Yeah, I wanted to start small and upgrade the more I end up filling, but I can't...
designing and building the basic infrastructure was rather easy, what really bled my wallet was filling the drive bays. thank god for toshiba's cloud drives
but the more I got into it the weirder it got
low atlas
I might actually get into it now that I'm settled for 3 months
final rose
you should totally buy a could server 
glad carbon
https://stalcraft.wiki/en/maps/south-zone
where tf do i get wrenches from
final cedar
I might actually get into it now that I'm settled for 3 months
I was about to suggest a raspberry but the prices for those has been retarded the last couple years
final rose
what wrenches?
low atlas
the wrench store
final cedar
wench store?
low atlas
I was about to suggest a raspberry but the prices for those has been retarded th...
Luckily we have an older model lying around
final cedar
low atlas
not sure how efficient it would be but I guess I can experiment on it
final cedar
can always check local recycling center for old office pcs
low atlas
middle east does not believe in scrap unfortunately, if it's not working it's in the dump
final rose
actually
final cedar
low atlas
where I am anyway
final rose
can always check local recycling center for old office pcs
half the pc are from there
final cedar
call around town to find some office, ask for the IT guy if they sell you old machines
low atlas
call around town to find some office, ask for the IT guy if they sell you old ma...
Just got hired at an IT company, I will rob them blind
final cedar
toxic sundial
Just got hired at an IT company, I will rob them blind
Get yo bag bitch
final rose
Just got hired at an IT company, I will rob them blind
just ask for 5000$ dollars and tell them my terminal doesnt work
shell venture
man this is unfair
low atlas
Bro I'm sharing a desk with my friend they are NOT giving me 5 grand, not 5k rubles even
shell venture
only thing i can steal is fucking cement
final cedar
my first big storage cluster was 18tb made up of only 40gb HDDs, I was supposed to dispose of them so I called up my dad and loaded them into the car after work
final cedar
yah 
final rose
the power usage
final cedar
... yah
deep topaz
how much power does a HDD use
final cedar
fuck 
final rose
Bro how did you store all of those
If the avg hdd was like 50c
What will a room of 450 hdds be like
Not mentioning the wires
final cedar
I won't share a picture but imagine a shelve with cables hanging from it
it lived at my parents barn for quite a while
final rose
"Shelf"
low atlas
metro walking out of his office with a 450 hard drive shaped bulge in his throat
we outta hard drives
final rose
What shelf will hold up 450 hdds?
final cedar
it was just a stack of planks with bricks inbetween to make space
final cedar
The fun thing is now a single MG10 can hold 20TB
final rose
True
final cedar
and the write speeds 
low atlas
@glad carbon you're cov?
final rose
Surrae what bar level are you at
glad carbon
<@221441858897838080> you're cov?
:3
low atlas
Enjoy the farm
final rose
Im locking in
low atlas
I love RADIOS
I โค๏ธ radio
I pretty much maxed out my shit at this tier, i just need the mp-153 now
glad carbon
I love RADIOS
true..
low atlas
and then I'm good to keep going
The annoying thing is farming blue stuff means I don't get rep because I'm already maxed on bar-forest-pit
So I have to do one thing then the other
deep topaz
final rose
Been there once
low atlas
Forest got so annoying that I went to the pits which is bandit controlled just to farm there
final rose
I already do
final rose
When do you sleep?
Anytime
It wont matter
Tho i already feel sleepy
So when are you free?
upper shore
So when are you free?
Death
final rose
2-4 pm and beyond
My time?
low atlas
This is your time aswell yes
final rose
Aha
low atlas
Because we're on same time zone now
final rose
Wdym beyond
low atlas
Like
I'm free after 2-4 pm
Cus that's when I get off work
and I have nothing else to do
low atlas
I may lock in rn
low atlas
Nuh uh
deep topaz
green schooner
Forest got so annoying that I went to the pits which is bandit controlled just t...
it isnt
just bad luck
low atlas
green schooner
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441726047977996298/1134756456483278919/F2...
A
final cedar
translation service pls
gilded blade
Johnny silverhand be like
shell venture
https://tenor.com/bJUv3.gif
is this the new blood game ?
forgor the name
it's an im sim iirc
pastel quartz
yeah, it's named fallen aces iirc
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/bsvl7.gif
what's that second game?
shell venture
looks like XIII
shell venture
yeah, it's named fallen aces iirc
that's the one is it out ?
uncut yew
looks like XIII
Yeah, looks like fucking XIII Man, what a throwback
fading shuttle
pastel quartz
that's the one is it out ?
Not sure, it may be in beta or as a demo but I dont think its in 1.0
shell venture
Not sure, it may be in beta or as a demo but I dont think its in 1.0
last time i checked it was early access still
and im getting a lot of vids about it i guess it's out
nvm still early access
final cedar
is this the new blood game ?
Fallen Aces
final cedar
Yeah, looks like fucking XIII Man, what a throwback
Playing it on the OG XBOX with those dumb controllers 
uncut yew
Playing it on the OG XBOX with those dumb controllers <:kekcry:91997392904771588...
I was a PlayStation kid, better controller design tbh
shell venture
pc chad with k&m
uncut yew
Split-screen console gaming was peak gaming.
Great way to have fun as kids, unfortunately even console games rarely have it these days.
Without split-screen, what even is the point of consoles beyond being potentially cheaper than PCs?
ruby minnow
shell venture
best one yet
final cedar
"we just got word that R. Ocelot has been disqualified after twirling his pistol for 15 minutes without shooting once"
ruby minnow
i hate that
my headphone is breaking down
for some reason
i take it off and it breaks for some reason
final cedar
yeah gonna try it out now
The artstyle is just hitting all the right buttons and the gameplay is fun. Hope it'll be done soon
final cedar
i take it off and it breaks for some reason
what like pads/frame or the connection?
shell venture
The artstyle is just hitting all the right buttons and the gameplay is fun. Hope...
common new blood W
final cedar
I was about to say 
my headphone is clinging onto dear life, held together by duct tape and cheap epoxy glue
shell venture
cheap ass earphone gang
ruby minnow
cheap ass earphone gang
bro i got a razer kraken ๐ญ
its the dead mans razer
his curse is in effect now
shell venture
too expensive
final cedar
I got a Sennheiser 650 
shell venture
2$ earphones ftw
ruby minnow
like i actually got these headphones from a dead man
shell venture
did you grave rob lmao
ruby minnow
no
final cedar
should've just handed them over
shell venture
or you got them before he died
ruby minnow
after he died
final cedar
hardcore
shell venture
i would do m best to keep them working
ruby minnow
the guy had these headphones
nobody wanted them
so my mom found me that could use them
he was one of my moms friends
died in a car crash
final cedar
ruby minnow
i am using them actively
shell venture
ruby minnow
but its frames were broken a little already when it came to me
so i'm hoping the frame breaking isn't because of me
and its just like that
remote vine
Dawg look at what the intel CEO is posting ๐ญ
final cedar
Dawg look at what the intel CEO is posting ๐ญ
@lone cedar
shell venture
is that from the bible ?
final cedar
Boy am I glad I didn't buy intel shares on friday
shell venture
why does he look like linus the guy who made linux lmao
these tech mfer all look the same
final cedar
remote vine
why does he look like linus the guy who made linux lmao
Classic silicon valley man
ruby minnow
there are 2 types of tech company CEOs in this world
shell venture
ruby minnow
Silicon Valley white man
shell venture
he kinda does
ruby minnow
Chinese old man
remote vine
Chinese old man
You forgot the pajeet
shell venture
they are evolving
final cedar
Dude looks buff compared to the intel skeleton
final cedar
Typical Finn
final cedar
shell venture
shell venture
inland jackal
final cedar
final cedar
<@221441858897838080> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992157826757693511/...
Sen Graham Lindsey
grifter pos
green schooner
>Sen Graham Lindsey
<:sleep:1217189754248892587>
shut up german
foreigner talking about american politics
final cedar
foreigner talking about american politics
you're the kraut
green schooner
you're the kraut
how
final cedar
final cedar
But imagine if that passes, US declares a WMD 2: Electric Boogaloo and the Iran-North Korea defensive pact kicks in. Potentially this drags China in as well so that causes Taiwan to be invaded which causes Japan to start getting nervous
Next thing we know there's Polish Paratroopers landing in Britain cause the EU got confused
narrow sorrel
But imagine if that passes, US declares a WMD 2: Electric Boogaloo and the Iran-...
NOT THE TAIWANESE SEMICONDUCTOR FABS NOOOOOOOO
You fools!
final cedar
Don't worry, intel surely gets their fabs running in israel ... oh wait
ruby minnow
<@221441858897838080> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992157826757693511/...
WMDS IN IRAQ
type of shit
fading shuttle
WMDS IN IRAQ
to be fair, iran is developing them, they make that obvious
narrow sorrel
inb4 they arent real 
green schooner
WMDS IN IRAQ
ye ik my dad was there and knew there wasnt any but he said he enjoyed the war so
fading shuttle
inb4 they arent real <:snigsmile:1023668739541045259>
talk big get hit
green schooner
idk wh at to take from that
glad carbon
ye ik my dad was there and knew there wasnt any but he said he enjoyed the war s...
okay so he's just a weirdo
ruby minnow
yeah
glad carbon
I love shooting people for no reason!!
green schooner
okay so he's just a weirdo
well when your in a active combat zone for multiple years
ruby minnow
nobody enjoyed that war
green schooner
and get blown up
glad carbon
nobody shouldve enjoyed that war
green schooner
its different
narrow sorrel
expect for lockheed martin
MINOR SPELLING ERROR
final cedar
idk wh at to take from that
probably that your dad had lots of same sex relation abroad
green schooner
the stories he told me was cool
fading shuttle
expect for lockheed martin
green schooner
I think he liked the army more then actually the war cause
it isnt like civvie life
has its own harmony to it
narrow sorrel
how about re-enlisting
green schooner
im enlisting next year
to early to deploy to the middle east
to late to deploy to the middle east
just on time for the middle east
final cedar
to be fair, iran is developing them, they make that obvious
Oh no, how is the US supposed to stop them
narrow sorrel
<@221441858897838080> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992157826757693511/...
ackshually ๐ค
isnt this just an authorization?
narrow sorrel
which basically does nothing?
final cedar
F-22 vs F-14 fights would be pretty insane
narrow sorrel
No I mean, as in someone has to actually go and deploy uh... "assets"
narrow sorrel
but wouldnt it be tantamount to "lol posturing" or is there actually some procedural restriction on the use of military force in this case?
green schooner
i dont think restriction matters to the US
if we want to invade a country
I t hink we will
look at panama, iraq, afghan
narrow sorrel
yes but who/when/how decide invade country unga
green schooner
who?
the congress
when
idk
how
votes
well
who
the president can deploy troops without congress approval
for 30 days
narrow sorrel
can't the president also just "ignore it"
final cedar
but wouldnt it be tantamount to "lol posturing" or is there actually some proced...
judging how iran wants nothing to do with the US and the house not being fully senile yet I guarantee that this doesn't pass
narrow sorrel
no I mean the opposite of deploy troops lmao
narrow sorrel
so the president can be authorized but just decide "nah"
green schooner
yes
the job of the president is to enforce the rules
but he can veto or just
straight up ignore them
and not enforce
narrow sorrel
oh wait so this is basically the "Cobrastan is real country! Pre-approved!" to bypass the 30 days restriction
narrow sorrel
well, congress would have already approved then
narrow sorrel
<@221441858897838080> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992157826757693511/...
I mean in the case of
final cedar
craggy wigeon
Coffee jagermeister
final cedar
Coffee jagermeister
what does the ._ mean after the sieg in your name?
shell venture
Coffee jagermeister
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foggy mantleBOT
shell venture
gyat damn
craggy wigeon
what does the ._ mean after the sieg in your name?
Nothing. I couldn't go with sieg
final cedar
death sentence
deep topaz
dot dash dot dash is the letter C
narrow sorrel
wtf is in bro's mouth?
shell venture
wtf is in ~~bro's~~ mouth?
narrow sorrel
Victory C
glad carbon
final cedar
it may be hard to notice but this is cropped porn
deep topaz
or R E
craggy wigeon
it may be hard to notice but this is cropped porn <:kek:1206172080169820190>
Its cropped soft pron. She has bra under it
narrow sorrel
it may be hard to notice but this is cropped porn <:kek:1206172080169820190>
Here is uncropped porn
deep topaz
NOT THE MATH
narrow sorrel
NOT THE PORNHUB MATH LECTURER
final cedar
Its cropped soft pron. She has bra under it <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
that's not a bra, that qualifies as a suspension bridge
narrow sorrel
There is also "I do the dishes without being asked" if you're really into messed up stuff
narrow sorrel
Belgium Delphine
narrow sorrel
guess who passed their first law exam
someone else's child?
fallow trellis
yep
final cedar
poles are strange
narrow sorrel
I'm guessing also you?
low atlas
may there be many to come
fallow trellis
I'm taking the class again next year
shell venture
can you sue me ?
craggy wigeon
poles are strange
When you are stranger
fallow trellis
for what
craggy wigeon
Faces look ugly when you're alone
narrow sorrel
I'm taking the class again next year
How many more of those do you get?
shell venture
not a good lawyer then
fallow trellis
How many more of those do you get?
7
craggy wigeon
Women seem wicked when you unwanted
narrow sorrel
can you sue me ?
I mean, frivolous case and probably no standing
final cedar
yes, I thought about the doors when saying polish are strange
narrow sorrel
Women seem wicked when you unwanted
is this the redpill on incels?
fallow trellis
if i fail 6 units worth of classes my dad will only have one son
craggy wigeon
is this the redpill on incels?
Idk tell me
narrow sorrel
Strange that he has 2
final cedar
if i fail 6 units worth of classes my dad will only have one son
dropping out of college to pursue the femboy kitten route
fallow trellis
I mean, frivolous case and probably no standing <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
the fact that they have to waste time in hearings n pay thier lawyers means u win regardless of suit
craggy wigeon
yes, I thought about the doors when saying polish are strange
Poles are not strange, most of us are, but there are exceptions
narrow sorrel
dropping out of college to pursue the femboy kitten route
Kitten has to get a job
fallow trellis
dropping out of college to pursue the femboy kitten route
ill be wage slave again
n have to pay taxes again
narrow sorrel
the fact that they have to waste time in hearings n pay thier lawyers means u wi...
well, depending on jurisdiction you might have to pay those fees
fallow trellis
well, depending on jurisdiction you might have to pay those fees <:death:1193722...
as long as the other person is inconvenienced more. you win
narrow sorrel
narrow sorrel
You have failed Better Call Saul. You gotta pretend
low atlas
you better hang up on Saul if you failed ethics
fallow trellis
saul got his law cert online
low atlas
he ain't saving you
fallow trellis
i gotta go to a school to get mine
low atlas
covid graduate
fallow trellis
i should have taken law during covid
i could have chunin examed the test if it was online
narrow sorrel
i gotta go to a school to get mine
American Samoa law school is not real
narrow sorrel
i could have chunin examed the test if it was online
Shikimaru:
fallow trellis
Shut the fuck up your Honor, you werent there.
Now that I think about it, if I do graduate and pass the bar I would have to work for my dad as a wage slave
so literally no different from what I did prior.
narrow sorrel
Now that I think about it, if I do graduate and pass the bar I would have to wor...
cant you work for someone else as a wage slave?
fallow trellis
as a law wage slave or just regular?
potent hamlet
DUDE
fallow trellis
yeah
potent hamlet
I dont understand Project Zomboid
narrow sorrel
I dont understand Project Zomboid
play cdda instead then
narrow sorrel
i took design in college
you took the lsat with an undergrad in design?
fallow trellis
no lsat needed in our place
narrow sorrel
At least you can do IP or something kek
narrow sorrel
no lsat needed in our place
no LSAT, only Ls
potent hamlet
im literally waiting a zombie to push him and suddenly one dude from behind bites me like 3 times
narrow sorrel
im literally waiting a zombie to push him and suddenly one dude from behind bite...
just check over your shoulder
as a lawyer?
potent hamlet
just check over your shoulder
I had the zombie up my head
potent hamlet
the other fucker appeared out of nowhere
fallow trellis
1984
potent hamlet
literally nowhere
narrow sorrel
I had the zombie up my head
you are always supposed to check over your shoulder in zomboid
fallow trellis
thats true
potent hamlet
you are always supposed to check over your shoulder in zomboid
Im telling you 3 seconds before there was nothing
fallow trellis
might be issues with ur zomb pop
that happens sometimes zombs spawn behind u but thats a niche issue with mod fuckery
potent hamlet
Ill make them fucking blind
narrow sorrel
option b: just use a wall
potent hamlet
that happens sometimes zombs spawn behind u but thats a niche issue with mod fuc...
i dont have any mods
potent hamlet
Smell <:kek:1206172080169820190>
noise <:kek:1206172080169820190>
at least itd be more bearable than them seeing me from a yard
cerulean wing
narrow sorrel
marlboro reds
potent hamlet
They simulate the Marlboro Red, but a lot more smooth
potent hamlet
and maybe some heavy metal poisoning
i dont think metal poisoning but its finny
narrow sorrel
i took design in college
Why did you study design? Did your dad prank you with lawschool? Did your portfolio suck?
glad carbon
im literally waiting a zombie to push him and suddenly one dude from behind bite...
game sucks
fallow trellis
told him i wont do law if im working
potent hamlet
game sucks
It does
narrow sorrel
inb4 you arent working
potent hamlet
i keep seeing tutorals and shit to be better
narrow sorrel
(play CDDA instead)
fallow trellis
i was working as a graphic designer for some skin care company
potent hamlet
(play CDDA instead)
the fuck is cdda
fallow trellis
dad said its not a real job 
narrow sorrel
cataclysm dark days ahead
fallow trellis
i agreed since my older brother tried it too
droped 2L and took a job at cambridge
narrow sorrel
The university or the town?
fallow trellis
university
potent hamlet
dad said its not a real job <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
For parents if its not a heavy duty job, its not worth it
fallow trellis
works as a programer
fallow trellis
yeah apparently i have to have a stroke like he did for it to be a real job
narrow sorrel
it looks
Play it in ASCII
play dwarf fortress actially
IN ASCII
and get mauled by the letter K
fallow trellis
the skin care company job wasnt that good either
and not sure what i should be doing in my late 20s
so i took his offer
potent hamlet
narrow sorrel
https://tenor.com/view/nokotan-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshita...
...is that Saya?
potent hamlet
...is that Saya?
that's your mom
narrow sorrel
that's your mom
~~God I wish ~~
would be inconvenient
fallow trellis
and if im a lawyer i get his frim when he retires...after slaving away
narrow sorrel
...does he have partners?
narrow sorrel
Wtf is the point of """inheriting""" the firm then?
you get to fast-track your name on it?
fallow trellis
i inherit a portion of it?
fallow trellis
i dont know how these firms.work
final cedar
fallow trellis
im a graduate of design
narrow sorrel
you inherit what? ongoing payments (actually kinda cushy) and office furniture?
fallow trellis
I made their fucking logos and calling cards
aside from that i dont know much of their firm
final cedar
what stops you from doing that for other firms?
narrow sorrel
Did your dad tell you that you could inherit it and not tell you what it was?
fallow trellis
my mom and dad tells me i dont inherit shit, just whatever education they can afford me
final cedar
woe
fallow trellis
that and the apartment land that i split with my other cousins and siblings
i will split
narrow sorrel
what stops you from doing that for other firms?
His dad is leveraging a knowledge difference and probably also the familial relationship to exploit his child 
dreamy flaxBOT
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final cedar
cool glasses tho
fading shuttle
as in he will be tough on you and expect you to love him still
narrow sorrel
It's not the tough love part that bothers me. It's that he hasnt adequately read you in on "the plan"
potent hamlet
final cedar
fallow trellis
my dad didnt even pay me for the design work i did
narrow sorrel
https://tenor.com/view/record-of-lodoss-war-deedlit-elf-anime-drink-gif-16590651
Is lodoss even "good"?
fallow trellis
he doesnt consider design as a job
fallow trellis
as in he will be tough on you and expect you to love him still
i guess?
narrow sorrel
That's just exploiting your labor (he pays/paid for your education I guess lol)
fallow trellis
this is why i only stated with him on the week ends when i was a kid
final cedar
my dad didnt even pay me for the design work i did
are they using the design rn?
narrow sorrel
are your parents divorced
fallow trellis
yep
narrow sorrel
inb4 lives with more distant relatives
fallow trellis
kina obvious since hes like that
final cedar
bet lawyer dad would be proud if you sued his firm for backpay
narrow sorrel
I knew a single dad who was at one point a divorce/bankruptcy lawyer
fading shuttle
bet lawyer dad would be proud if you sued his firm for backpay <:KEK:11503783997...
suing a lawyer, who owns a lawyer firm and is also your dad? he will keep the case going as long as he can to drain his coffers dry out of spite
narrow sorrel
his partners probably wont let him dry out for spite
fallow trellis
both of my parents are lawyers
fading shuttle
his partners probably wont let him dry out for spite
not dry up the company
narrow sorrel
but uh, it seems inconvenient
fading shuttle
dry up his son out of money
narrow sorrel
dry up his son out of money
ah, probably
final cedar
ask mom to sue dad 
narrow sorrel
inb4 "she already did"
fallow trellis
i dont even have enough money to repair my car i cannot afford a suit
fallow trellis
he considers those as low paying jobs
final cedar
what movie or series was that were the lawyer would use a suit from a dead guy where the entire backside was missing?
narrow sorrel
literally the reason his job exists is because people invented laws and it takes time and money to work around those
fallow trellis
my mom initiated the divorce
narrow sorrel
go be a doctor
narrow sorrel
what level, elected or appointed?
fallow trellis
what are those
i tot she just got promoted or something
i fear the client who will take me as their counsel if ever
narrow sorrel
uhh, I guess how big the scale of her judgements are and whether or not she had to win an election to get a job
narrow sorrel
oh, us federal?
narrow sorrel
What is it with lawyers and divorces?
I asked an acquaintance attorney friend person for help finding a job once and she said she'd ask her ex
They have a better post-divorce relationship I guess
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/bjJG2.gif
deep topaz
some people split just cause life takes them in different directions
it's not always bad blood
usually, but not always
minor cypress
What is it with lawyers and divorces? <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
I asked a...
"If i fuck around, he has the legal power to make me find out. Better play nice."
narrow sorrel
none of the lawyers that I (vaguely) know personally have remained married
Then again that one guy who was a divorce/bankruptcy lawyer stopped being a lawyer because it was too depressing
fallow trellis
dad got mad at me cuz i questioned the method of teaching in lawschool
scholastic method
they dont teach
minor cypress
Yeah, divorces rarely are clean. It gets even worse if money is involved, or someone decides to weaponize the kids stuck in the middle of it
fallow trellis
about scholastic method?
narrow sorrel
yes
minor cypress
why go to law school then
Isn't being asked legal questions/being in situations then finding answers 99% of what they do?
fallow trellis
i tot school was suppose to teach me
narrow sorrel
why go to law school then
I wish my field was as made up .
Instead I had to learn to do differential equations (which I forgor because im dum)
fallow trellis
it has been like that for the rest of all levels of education
fallow trellis
I wish my field was as made up <:snigsmile:1023668739541045259>.
Instead I had t...
i cant do math either
tax cases make me mad
minor cypress
At least, i kinda see the value in being able to think critically about a question or situation and work it out.
narrow sorrel
i tot school was suppose to teach me
It would seem that law school requires you to adequately consider legal questions, so in a sense you do not much more than ask questions and look for answers
fallow trellis
maybe ill be like my brother and drop after i find purpose
but he is acoustic about programing
narrow sorrel
Quiche become a CADmonkey for an engineering firm
make shapes and shit on a compooper
minor cypress
God i don't miss autocad.
fallow trellis
make shapes and shit on a compooper
thank you idk what auto cad is
narrow sorrel
SOLIDWORKS
ALTIUM
AUTODESK MAYA
glad carbon
SOLIDWORKS
ALTIUM
AUTODESK MAYA
inventor
minor cypress
narrow sorrel
thank you idk what auto cad is
a brand of CAD (computer assisted design) software
FINITE ELEMENT ANALYSIS
COMPUTATIONAL FLUID DYNAMICS
minor cypress
THERMO
narrow sorrel
FLUIDS
VIBRATIONAL
minor cypress
Thank fuck i came to my senses and dipped so hard out of engineering to comp sci/cybersecurity
narrow sorrel
I had to take a statics course for some reason as an elec and had to retake because I really just didnt want to do the calculations the first time
narrow sorrel
Thank fuck i came to my senses and dipped so hard out of engineering to comp sci...
skill issue
probably the correct choice
were you the one that spared my machine from crowdstrike
minor cypress
please im still getting over the azure ddos drama
Can major shit just stop breaking for one moment plz
narrow sorrel
no
we are entering the era where so-called "techbros" have to either actually know their stuff or push garbage changes to production
final cedar
NX
minor cypress
Or both, because current techbro slop is just AI this, AI that.
Mfs make a simple ass tool, slap numbers on it, call it AI
Meanwhile its got zero to do with LLMs at all. Its all so tiring
narrow sorrel
me when my ML model is 30% on what is essentially a 4 answer multiple choice
(this was actually an assignment for a course, my prof gave me an A for writing "the task seems nontrivial" )
minor cypress
programmers when they can't use copilot to carry their salary
minor cypress
Its useful for base templates on stuff, as long as you can actually decipher what it tried to do, and if it works properly.
pastel quartz
minor cypress
Saves a ton of time on lazy stuff or getting you in the right direction.
narrow lotus
minor cypress
Thats a lot of drywall for one cat
magic tartan
deep topaz
should i get into Forex bros?
deep topaz
but isnt it free money
flint jacinth
shortselling is like gambling
usually whole companies handle that to turn a decent profit. unless youre some kind of a sage or really in tune with how the currency value fluctuates based on world events
deep topaz
put all my money on third world war
flint jacinth
ask your bank for an investment programme or some dude to run your portfolio
and spread it into war stocks
lockheed
shit like that
narrow sorrel
put all my money on third world war
inb4 you pick the wrong contractor
flint jacinth
10k on Sweet Baby Inc
deep topaz
10k on both sides so i always win
flint jacinth
just go to a casino then
fallow trellis
deep topaz
butt
glad carbon
uranus
flint jacinth
eager igloo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836438948103716924/1269729590922973298/Ca...
Id love to pet some pussy
Hello ppl
magic tartan
Id love to pet some pussy
Yeah
runic kernel
Hi Menace Hi weylin โ Hi Frota Hi Schleppa
glad carbon
Hi Menace Hi weylin โ Hi Frota Hi Schleppa
hi stinky
magic tartan
Hi Menace Hi weylin โ Hi Frota Hi Schleppa
heyyo
glad carbon
i nearly posted something awful 
magic tartan
i nearly posted something awful <:EKE:1151653192879329440>
frog behavior
magic tartan
why
glad carbon
magic tartan
Gyatta
magic tartan
green schooner
I hate you
magic tartan
gn
glad carbon
I hate you
magic tartan
I hate you
whai
glad carbon
nah idk what he's mad about
magic tartan
nah idk what he's mad about
gleaming geyser
