#🎪bruh-fart
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he broke free
the twitter curse
Ah yeah, Norinco. Lots of people use that one for Cowboy action shooting
lol i just do something called ''Agarrar pal webeo''
which means translated from chilean as: ''Just messing around the discussion''
YOUR CHILEAN
of course
The flight of death?
where they raised people in the air with helicopters and then push them to fall
in america we call it
Pinochet's fun ride
or
Pinochet commie removal
I dont really know how it was called tbh
yeah hes just known for REALLY hating communist
I remember the Caravan of death
aight
He did lmao
yeah hes seen as like
funny guy
like henry kissinger level
but actually good
he even gave permission to torture and kill people
obviously
including raping, bestiality
and child trafficking

and child killing too

i take that back
i dont think anyone who does mass killings or tortures is gonna be good
even if its on "bad people"
i personally believe that Pinochet and his psycho troops is just a savage and not deserving of respect
yeah most dont know about that
yeah but
most of them were beat to death in their jail cells
by polish troops
they really didnt even get to get a trial
lmfao
that just a side effect of being a nazi in prison
Well, revenge i guess
idk there always nuance with shit like this
if you supported and helped somebody to erradicate a kind, dont think people wont smack the shit out of you as soon as theyre free to do it
I think that if i was on Pinochet's seat, i wouldve just censored and exhile people
WTF is this?
but not killing
What does the Russian words say?
bootleg stalker version with some halfbaked donbass war mod
shitty, not worth talking about
the game about russia if they had a confederated states instead of being usa
probably filled with political talk and propaganda
idk
there's a lot of russian stuff done that included propaganda at one point i dont know its funny
and lets not talk about the usa with the dark era of shooters
the flag is for the new russian confederate states, bunch of cringe shit
lmao it was real
i mean as real as these made up claims by vatniks are... either ignore or make fun of it. Not worth engaging
like the confederated states of america
stop thinking about it
no but i can
what do you need me to test
i did some basic math and i came out that 40pxls= 25m if you zoomout all the way in the map then zoom in twice
trying to make a grid
can you test that 40pxls= 25m?
no the opposite
zoom out all the way then zoom in twice?
yes
kk
i dont think it will be exact but its an aprox either way
im getting on rn to do it
cause
trying to fuck with war thunders range system
is whacky
if this works
but where
for me atm dark vally for copper
i also did some math and foundout i need like 226 copper
nvm nvm
okay
hes german engineer
may i ask what you're trying to do
a grid system 
no no no
wtf u mean u cant measure
your only giving me
a A point
in the middle of the hole of the waypoint and player icon
brother you are B and the waypoint is A
the marker is on top of me
so
the A
and B point
is on top of me
vc bro
@final rose its not loading
nvm
@final rose ohhh
im in a building
thats y
🫣
switch faction im now a eco
bruh i went to summer school for math and now your asking me to measure shit

there is only stalker and bandit
@final rose rn
heres another one
him saying that
haahahah
"its fucking space grids"
ProFouND theorem
his shit is more complicated
then range finding in war thunder
i wanna know what he comes up with
i will cook
this is like finding a kickstarter with 5 dollar donation and its trying to clone cats or something
the grid pattern
this hazmat suit
it changed something in me
this is the most german ive ever seen anyone become
is that him
yea
yea LOL
no
1920x1080
lol
yeah surrae is 1080 and demo?
wide
yes
i see
thats what she said
csgo and ie
twink in their name talking about stretching 
huh.
Bro your the one thinking about it
Type shit
I think a Cuban is the only chain I'd ever wear if I got onr
Can be subtly tasteful if you want it to be
Just now?
Yeah I found that image when I was drunk as shit and found it again while I'm drunk as shit
The white dude not the gif
:3
what about mine
40pxl is not 25m 
Buuuut if you zoom all the way in
you will see that the map is blocky
i think we can make a grid out of that
now how many blocky blocks do we need to make 25m in game :)
Looking through my photos and I saw a picture of myself at my old job with my eyes baggy as shit and my eyes completely bloodshot
1.25>1 blocky block > 1
1.25 is an approx.
its lower
but cant tell again is it inconsistent?
Faping on my bonar after I eats hot chip hurty
one chip boner challenge
Yes.
checks out
i think that the 1.25 is a error factor so in theory we can say 1 blocky block in map is 1m in game
but only in the low tier map
doesnt work for north
womp womp
will share the out come of this madness later dont want to distract you
Oh Kojima you rascal
Pull up the picture of kojima in the drive jacket
:3
thats why you use chopsticks
why is the plasma gun so dogshit
its supposed to be able to kill space marines
charged headshot cant even kill just some dude

BRUH
i was gonna do alot of work
and then it fucking hit me
bolter has the same issue, its a space marine weapon but a chest shot to some dude doesnt kill because muh higher difficulty or whatever
@toxic sundial space marine 2 soon
are you on RU
that site is built for RU stalcraft
You are just shit
german engineering at its finest
no?
Get a Columnus with dum dum
only the items onb that wiki
map should be the same
aha
Cool

and its stupid zones and shit
:3
almost got PS ready
Not running columnus with meta perks god
next time
you should :'(
Double 
RU gets all the cool weapons and armor
NA and EU are stuck with the leftovers
God and you aren't one shotting with the plasma gun god your build must be hot ass
Especially the one fucking gun that can kill space marines
Ru devs
why should we cry about it?
I do not care about build it is a space marines killing gun it should be able to kill just some fucking guy
because i want my scar h
Alr I'm done with hating I haven't played dark tide recently enough to remember what to hate on you about
:3
yes but it has a perk system you see that let's you increase your damage

lore accurate dark tide would be so unfun
Fucking Swede developer
Lore accurate darktide would be so unfun mfers when the space marines gun can't kill a regular dude
I'll def come back to dark tide when they fix the dogshit rng
skibidi shit🚬
immediate death
think they give grunts the good, overcharged to the point they randomly explode, kind of plasma weapon?
I'm going to kill you with a rock
Id say I'd kill you with a bolter but you'd just shrug it off
doubt you'll get the good rocks anyways 
Because the bolter can't kill regular dudes too
Bro nota must have the worst build mankind has ever crafted
your bolter, my liege
There is no fucking way those are not oneshotting
nota prolly made a build while drunk
Notas prolly using stealth and smoke grenades
I haven't played darktide to the point I get plasma guns, are they supposed to be high tier weapons?
lore aside
No
it's just different types of weapons
I do not care about gacha mechanic load out building, even the shittiest bolter should one shot the chest of a gunner
Just tap heads
It's a rocket grenade launcher headshot shouldn't matter against, and again I can't stress this enough, a regular fucking dude
just headshot
Like the big ogryns, bosses, maybe even maulers I can understand
veteran's main thing is hitting headshots for fat damage
bolter supposed to be hefty af too, non gene seed humans barely handle the recoil etc
It started with the hellbore
I noticed the hellbore full charged headshot can't kill a gunner
Fucking what
bro there is no way you are playing the same game I've played
Did they rebalance along the updates?
Recon Lagun is the only good one
The recon lasgun fucking sucks
Higher damage weapons don't do enough to justify the bad ammo economy and low fire rate
Higher rate ranged weapon and a strike down melee is better
There is a perk to completely negate the ammo penalty
You mean the one that gives you 1 bullet per special enemy killed every 5 seconds
Yeah no
highest difficulty maelstrom
There's groups of 20 specials
Also also, the combat shotgun gets less reserve ammo than the bolter

That is bonkers
So let me get this right, they have darktide, which is supposed to let you slip into power fantasy grimdark future deathsquad, and "rebalanced" it to be more engaging by lowering weapon damage?
It can only proc every 5 seconds regard
they havent updated the game in over 5 months
Im tryna find the fucking perk calm your tits unless they rebalanced it should be how i remember it
They sure seem to update the cosmetic store
cause they want your money and dont care about anything else
I kinda struggle to understand why they'd make guns weak in a PvE game?
Idk my vet is drippy as fuck
Dude you should see the fucking columnus
Oh yeah they did fucking nerf survivalist
it used to be just 1% every kill on any specialist
It only procs every 5 seconds, and it takes multiple bullets to kill any given specialist
So
Dogshit
I'm going back to playing psyker
It was good on a properly setup bolter because you would get 2 back from a one tap
P much same thing for a plasma gun
And it made the Columnus which was already a fucking monster feel like it never ran out
Sidenote I really hate that ammo is also tied to the gacha rng bullshit
i always used the brrrt laser gun cause no recoil
The rng has always been the worst part of the game
that's what made survivalist so good
I've heard the drops you get at the end of a mission is based on difficulty so my friends have been trying to run auric to get actual decent stuff
Trust me shit does not matter
Only for getting the uhh whatever the fuck the perks are called
For actual weapons they usually don't have good stat total and spread
Glad I leveled psyker first, easily best class
No competition
What you have to do is fucking buy the same weapon over and over and over till it has the total and stat spread you want
And then fucking pray you get good modifiers
It's horrible
Also entreating is random too, you have to get lucky on the perk and blessing and swap them to a weapon you want or whatever
And there limited swaps
Yeah
You have to hope 2 of your rolls are good or you are fucked
The mixed rating on steam is well deserved, cause the game is still fun
But man there is just so much bullshit I can't ignore it
The gameplay is so good the rng is so fucking dogshit
It is getting fixed in the next update but they also keep saying that and it hasn't happened yet
Its apparently gonna be a progression based system
The more you use a weapon the more modifiers you get
I don't get how they could make such changes like two years after game came out
Well they changed how you unlock commendations
Double side note I've killed about 18 chaos spawn but every 4 levels I get another cutscene of some throwaway character telling me to prove myself
I skipped all that shit
I drop in with 3 other people and in 25 minutes we collectively kill 1500 agents of chaos and yet it's always prove yourself prove youself
I'll definitely revisit after the rng changes
That's the main thing that I got hung up on after I maxed my vet
I grinded for an almost perfect columnus looked at my playtime and said fuck it
Something something netherlands love bikes
Hunt showdown has a triple barrel shotgun
But its 2 rifle rounds and one shotgun round
drilling, right?
i fw the lemat revolver heavy
not a big gun guy but iirc the lemat can fire shotgun shells or something similar
is it the one with the single shot below the pistol barrel?
yeah
yej..
googled it and it could fire 16-20 gauge
according to wikipedia
🤤
lemat my beloved
Literally best gun
You can fan it and you can send ppl to another dimension with it
Definition of perfect
.500 SW better
at some point if you get a big enough caliber every bullet does that
it uses small rounds but the shotgun is the real deal
yeah but
why carry both the small rounds and shells when you can just carry the big bullet..
a thingimabob
The dastardly uppermat:
the what
lemat using rifle rounds
has
has it always done that
ive never heard of this
It is
rly? Never seen an uppermat

I played to much war of rights
To know
That it’s real
and don’t ask what side I played on
Cus the lemat mark 2 ik used pistol rounds .42 i think
It uses 42 or 38 irl
Depending on the variant
35*
Fuck
36*
Yeah silly I'm talking about the version using rifle ammo
the uppermat isnt real, its a game thing
lost in the sauce (brainrotted)
lemat carbine is real i think so we have that atleast
i was always a big fan of the vetterli carbine
big ammo capacity, cheap, fairly long range, quick to cycle
but medium ammo
warzone or rlcraft
cunt blowout

Hunt cumdown
slop games

bro has a no recoil cheat no fair
hes just better at the game bro
@inland jackal getting the falcon and the akm made life so much easier
i be running around with no care in the worls
realno
means beloved
I wanna eat pancakes
would be a shame if i died
nope
yea ur right, i got 300k left in stash
half a dolr
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
@pastel quartz @pale ingot @stone blade
Gypsy : Die my mother if i lie you.
Me : Well.....why stop with your mother ?

me no english very good

omg these are the rip rounds
Vector with RIP rounds 
those aren't frangible
frangibles are bullets that are like
metal powder
pressed into shape
Bus
@stone blade morning piss after you drank 2l of water before bed 
I barely got up from bed
stood up until 1:20 watching the good doctor
woke up I thought its monday 3pm
was he evil

well ofc its a .50bmg oh sorry a 9mm smg

but whats the rpm
@narrow lotus I have monster monarch in the fridge
and garlic sauce
WE LIVING GOOD
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1269447979392303224/Vidinsta_Instagram_Post_66ae7c29322a1.mp4?ex=66b0190f&is=66aec78f&hm=89aa975eb1d554f18102b985a8251ab2689140948ff18cea4a61259240c378a1& @narrow lotus @heavy peak @coarse bear @sage rover @inland jackal
Meh
Them appliances are stupid expensive 
Surely this washing machine will stop breaking after a third repair
PUSHPUSHPUSH
im always happy to see people try and fix their shit instead of flying off to get a new one immediately
what died
Oh no, we bought another one after giving up on the older top-loader
Now it's a front-loader that has broken down thrice, including the time it burnt its plug
sinterfire, they don't have good reviews
the fuse of the socket or actually melted the plug itself?
a tactical lever action is something i crave IRL
The power plug itself got melted
Changed it ourselves, works fine now
Would be neat if we had fuses in the sockets though
that eye relief
usually that kind of heat damage is either a short somewhere inside the thing thats burning up OR you can have a too thin of a cable for the load it pulls and it heats up overtly. thatll usually happen if the heater pulls too much (a cheap chinese knock off machine or a second hand, or maybe factory defect). Some machines have 3 hoses, cold intake, hot intake and outflow. if you keep melting plugs and you have a hot intake, connecting that to a hot water source and selecting a different operation mode will avoid using the heater and maybe not set your house on fire
sorry for the wall
i need soap for my eyes what in the name of fuck
also if its the plug taking too much from the wall resulting in burn outs, that should be covered by warranty
p!trivia easy
To win 🥞100, answer this question in 10 seconds
The characters of "Log Horizon" are trapped in what game?
[1] Yggdrasil
[2] Sword Art Online
[3] Tower Unite
[4] Elder Tale
1
Time is up!
1

3
asks me the one thing i know fuck all about
your mom gae
sounds like the plug just had a defect like broken leads leading to voltage drop and heat increase,
Your pants on fire
it doesn't have to be like this
*plants for hire
let us rebel against the tyranny of falco
p!weebsh jojo

didnt know zelda appears in jojo
what in the world
what the devil
he's on another level
It's a word! No, a name!
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thats the cover i remember
idk where topic's goofy ass caricature version came from
what's worse it's almost 4 years
RDJ should pull a tropic thunder and play Doom as Kirk Lazarus playing MF playing Doctor Doom
would've gone hard
rdj as dr. doom is a bizarre move
now other marvel actors will probably be wondering where their second role is
like chris evans lawl
imagine chris evans playing another marvel character
le house of mouse wills it.
his role in the new ryan reynolds movie is just gold
im waiting for it to arrive to alternative acquisition methods
been hearing great things
ur talkin bout deadpool i assume
let's just say it's meta to the point I got exhausted
no
cope
shut the fuck up peasant
stupid idiot
nice original meme. good job, bz
👍
wish other people post more original memes
@narrow lotus, when are we getting Pepi doing this?
@stone blade bought an ananas from lidl 
he did this when i was traveling with him
but i just had him in his normal cage
he was chill
biggest #🎪bruh-fart member's life achievement
i didnt know they could do that. pretty cute 
ALOOO
blicky acquired
shoot it inside your ass now
It's not for everyone , maybe you are a Mega Image person
So a loser in other words

Tf is mega image
Also you enjoy getting blasted with ads of a shop that you are already in?
an image of ur mom
Weird ass name for a super market
no u
ive been using the same practice amp for 6 years, its been in the family even longer than that
i was using a guitar that was literally older than me until recently
@robust cove
Average Tarkov tactical enjoyer v.s Average Cheater Enjoyer
to prove a point to the angry rat i will now go to lidl
@frail scaffold
Once you are there it will become even more silly
I'm awake, hello people
@tidal trellis @solar obsidian
hey there 👋
Greetings, W.
beautiful
look at the original wood furniture
the short bolt handle of an infantry rifle
That's because you don't have ladubug shop

greetings menace
protip dont assume
Yeah, you gotta sit in your car to drive, idk how you are gonna sit in your phone
monster addict
im so tired
i need a monster rn
also busy how is sickness are u no longer dying
I feel stalked

stop caring about my health weirdo
excuse me then mister

Rat bastard, you are the one who bitches for multiple days about it
🦦
also yes I'm effectively free of the illness now, just little traces of it
gn stinky
... okay
I see
Good night
goon*
I was bitching for the purpose of bitching, not to actually get any attention out of it
u sound like flop rn
how fucking dare you
calm down
You don't want us to care about your health and yet bitch in a public forum about it for multiple days, maybe you were the tsundere all along, myshinka 2.0
wow thanks surrae
never thought i'd agree with alex this much
ooooo busy you're showing too much emotion
oooooooo you're turning soft
ooooooooo
you want to call s omeone a slur
maybe it's time to put BZ into the pod for a night?
busy having a revelation, wow
what pod
hes back.
no joke my trimmer battery died on a hitler moustache
Fnuy
fronge rage neutralized
Is there any possibility of making peace, I made a severe continuous lapse in judgement back then
also shut up Alex
the twink is talking
nope
forever stucc
way too early for this 
well that's too damn bad!
quiet you
nah, ya twinkie boy
i swear
flop is gonna turn into like
ultra-racist murderer one day and you all will be to blame for it
nah
he won't
same
never gonna happen, not in my nature. Value life too much
the peak of polish engineering
the polish peaked when they created poles
a what?
i'm such a snoozer man
polcel
shiver me timbers
sand madi, at best
real
cry more for what you've missed in the gentical lottery
I wish they still looked like that
Look closer at the logo
They broke the 'k'
You are horrible
I didn't see that lel
I thought that was the consensus
I saw some good in you here and there but it fades quite quickly
you two are fueled by hate
wrong
all the cyberpunk turkey memes are flooding back in
Turkish Silverhand would go crazy tho
have you tried not being poor flop
have you tried not having dick up your ass aswell busy
take a chill pill
not that easy, busy
Look he lives in mordor you just gotta give him a lil room to vent
just say no to price of living
its ok, he doesn't mind me talking this way
consent matters
I mind
I mean he kinda is so
syno please kill this scrub
sending TB-2 now
god bless
I live in saurons tower it's just as bad here
:flag_tw: Taipei, Taiwan
:clock6: 04 August 2024, 18:20 (06:20 PM)
🌏 +8.0 (Asia/Taipei)
🌇 Sunset
☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 63% humidity
🍃 E 80° | 3.6 m/s wind
🌡️ 31.85°C (Feels like 37.85°C)
89.33°F (Feels like 100.13°F)
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:clock1: 04 August 2024, 13:20 (01:20 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Istanbul)
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 22% humidity
🍃 N 2° | 4.87 m/s wind
🌡️ 32.85°C (Feels like 30.85°C)
91.13°F (Feels like 87.53°F)
sauron's wall more like
aw I'm sorry I hurt your feelings bussy
judging by your unhinged national building project
mf Janbi Gümüş El 😭
REAL
Don't even lmfao
That shits fucked
ouch
THIS IS HOT FOR YOU?
Are they fr or is it one of those “haha look what’s possible” things
IS THAT WHAT YOU CONSIDER HOT?MM
yes
Yeah legit, they think abstract but don't think if it works
strongest twinkistani warrior
combust and screeches without being under ac for one minute
minor inconvenience
pick a side already surra god damn
kys @tidal trellis
I am FUCKING dying here
SO AM I OVER HERE
I've been in a metal car for the past 3 hours
tbf I'd pick 43 with no humidity over 30 with high humidity
nah
and it shows
Humidity is chill
it's literally the opposite you inbred monkey
Malaysia weather was tolerable in comparison to saudi
high humidity prevents your body's cooling system from working properly
sillt
But I've been in a high humidity place with similar temps and honestly I much preferred it there
Yeah
melon

I had some earlier
you know what's annoying about saudi weather?
There's no clouds, at all
@tidal trellis
So the sun be hitting perma
Greetings, W.
@low atlas
all I'm waiting for is the winter so I can bundle up 


Pakistan
(apologies if the text is offensive, I don't speak peace language)
Watermelon is mid
(cool looking saber tho)
Peach better
It's the saudi flag, plus am I a fucking twink to go out with an umbrella??
factually incorrect
We thug it out over here
Not the season rn
Wrong
is your masculinity so fragile that you would prefer burning alive over using an innocent human invention?
the whole country says yes.
I mean, matches the stereotypes about arab people, but god it's still funny
you use parasols to block out the heat you retard
and nothing wrong with it
you are crying about 31c you mongrel
My tongue burns from ananas
YEAH ITS STILL BAD SURRAE
they use specific non-homo, halal, very manly not-umrellas
there is a special policeman patrolling under them daily that says to everyone that those are not umbrellas and it is not homo to stand under them
Did some islamic religious leader declare the umbrella as a homo invention
otherwise it's just too many casulties to heat stroke
people just stand around them and refuse to go under
Being under these umbrellas prevents the cia from turning you homo
Nah I just legit don't know why ppl dont use it
just heard about it from surrae, apparently so
Like people just....don't use them
Yes i will complain about it because 10 years ago summers werent 40c
Fucking mongrel
summer just sucks
Retard, I'm talking about a middle easterner not a eastern european
This shit normal for us
Stupid idiot sand eater with doodoo ass weather for the last 300 years
if this doesn't say "you're good", nothing will
Talking to another sand eater cus hes bitching about 31c. I stand by my statement
surrae will let himself death of heat stroke before he uses one
Yeah I don't think I'd actually be afraid of using them I just don't know why it's not a normal thing
Personally I don't walk around in the sun, mainly driving
let me explain to you in simple terms why it is not a thing
I walk around at night instead
arab people are trads
tards or trads, both can realistically apply
it is not traditional for arabs or saudi in particular to use umbrellas
therefore, umbrellas do not exist
🎱 Question: should i say hello to busy
Answer: Most likely
Hello ruski
even those fancy automatic street umbrellas are merely a flex of your local overlord "look I have money and neat toys, like westerners"
but not entirely your rigid society finally catching up
I'd rate fartyom a score of 6.867 / 100
Hi artyom
And what about the israeli
well then
If you aren’t wearing some type of brimmed hat while in the sun it’s your own fault really


