🎪bruh-fart

[potent hamlet]

its impossible to cross without a car being in sight

[naive bison]

woah that's cool

in rdr2 in a cutscene there was a depth of field blur effect on the background

but the glasses of a character i was talking to focused the background

and made it not blurry

[solar obsidian]

society

[naive bison]

pornography

[floral marten]

Got a special checkpoint for that.

You dont want to see sid on brazzers.

[naive bison]

you are ill

[celest lion]

ne to

[floral marten]

I forgot to resize the image before I start doing the stuff... lmfao holy hells

[naive bison]

is that sid

[naive bison]

cia fbi

[floral marten]

Mutated deformed sid.. It'll come out better once I actually done the resizing lmao

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[floral marten]

Time to abandon Sid Armstrong then. Thats with proper resizing

[final cedar]

The mother of all omelettes marked one

Can't fret over every rookie biting the dust

[floral marten]

Wait what who got nuked?

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529049541148934155/1268588748329980045/5YinVhRL01b55Jq3.mp4?ex=66acf8d6&is=66aba756&hm=10e0a4abb419cfb8f860544e5ac04509d75dc9f248778b9254e8055e04d1ce67&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/529049541148934155/1268617416066334792/IMG_20240801_023922_759.jpg?ex=66ad1389&is=66abc209&hm=7690465bdc56a3e7032ef12a7642d080c67fc8313e4c7ba7cf263ebcae522983&=&format=webp&width=340&height=467

[placid sail]

damn

vietnam star is some demonic shit

[floral marten]

Okay how the fuck does this translate to this

[placid sail]

even stopped the neverending runny nose for a while

[solar obsidian]

doesnt work. right one looks like teen strelok

[floral marten]

Pre zone strelok

Sidlock is a thing though
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1268632385285783642/00021-3843776772.png?ex=66ad217a&is=66abcffa&hm=e7b76306056aef38b1f0c4b588f3b5fb831892b8281ac20229404f270eb6d96f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=580&height=700

[solar obsidian]

@weary kindle

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian make room in your humble abode for me

I will arrive to lithiumania shortly

[solar obsidian]

hmm?

[placid sail]

apparently, either google or mordor started artificially slowing down youtube

this is unacceptable

[floral marten]

Using adblock on chrome watching YT videos will nuke GPUS

[placid sail]

are you saying whatever throttling is happening is so because of my adblock?

[floral marten]

If your using chrome as your browser watching youtube specifically. Yeah

[solar obsidian]

sure thing, just help me get my water. oh and that snack

[placid sail]

this is hillariously homo

[solar obsidian]

its just evil

[placid sail]

I am still not gonna turn off an adblock

[solar obsidian]

hitler would've came up with that plan fr fr

[floral marten]

George orwell will be proud

[solar obsidian]

6 million adblock users eradicated

[placid sail]

I probably should just start relocating to some different browser, so many people said chrome is the worst idea for so many different reasons

but I kinda need it for work

[final cedar]

firefox still reigns supreme

[solar obsidian]

i always used chrome and still love it

[placid sail]

||furry 🫵 ||

[final cedar]

chrome used to be goated

[final cedar]

ok choom

https://tenor.com/bKong.gif

[placid sail]

is there a built-in password manager in opera and/or furryfox?

probably yes

[final cedar]

Hmm, I always turn it off so I'm not sure really

oh yeah, there is

[placid sail]

why turn it off?

[final cedar]

hmm, safety reasons I guess

[placid sail]

ah

[final cedar]

paranoia

[placid sail]

"I'm a paranoid cybersec and would have delivered my data packets personally if I could"

[final cedar]

IPoAC best protocol

[solar obsidian]

i just write down my own passwords

[final cedar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

[placid sail]

I now imagine a salty yellow textbook named "delight's private passwords. do not open!" laying somewhere around his crib

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

but how could it be safe

if birds are government drones

do you trust a government?

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1096329337759858718/1268631513608486952/RDT_20240801_140836.mp4?ex=66ad20aa&is=66abcf2a&hm=ebfe7625af27a82b7ca5401d71e8484b26d95ed6619c9d1498ac59dea76def8e&

[final cedar]

wait till you learn who lays the fiber cables

[floral marten]

For you ryan gosling wierdos out there

[narrow sorrel]

he's too happy

[final cedar]

green = freedom: he high on zone zaza

[narrow sorrel]

get this shit outta here he shouldnt be so happy (about killing C-con) lmao

[final cedar]

[tidal trellis]

[tidal trellis]

Freedom is cool so it's okay

[narrow sorrel]

speaking of sigma male protags, I finally saw American Psycho

[floral marten]

Oh fuck me what an idea, thanks sharp. Top tier film

[narrow sorrel]

And I suddenly wonder what the movie would look like if Patrick Bateman didnt do any of the things he imagined doing kek

[final cedar]

what you use to make these?

Photoshops AI plugin?

[lyric horizon]

Hydrant on his grind

[floral marten]

So I downloaded a program called stability matrix, which in turn allows me to use Stable Diffusion.. Can generate own images using "Checkpoints" basically for styles, but in this case I use an addon called ReActor which can swap faces around, or put a face on a brand new image.

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1242516929181388902/pot_wen_bal_itc.webp?ex=66ad0b90&is=66abba10&hm=99b0f419cc10880ec73dc7c2ee41cb1f71b8f90d519fa075e4d80684d64ab6db&=&format=webp

[floral marten]

This image is fucking cursed.

[final cedar]

far out

[narrow sorrel]

Christian Bale trying to figure out if he can get a reservation at Dorsia

[floral marten]

But yeah its totally free, I started off using 16GB DDR4 ram and a 4GB Graphics card and can pull off shit like this.

[floral marten]

[final cedar]

can you do matthew mcconaughey's face from dazed and confused?

[tidal trellis]

that is cursed

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/TMQ8.gif

[solar obsidian]

me

[floral marten]

2 secs ill brew one up for you

[naive bison]

is that mr beast

[floral marten]

Thats matthew mcconaughey lmao

[solar obsidian]

can u put ryan gosling on max payne?

(me on me)

[floral marten]

Certainly can, max payne 1 or?

[solar obsidian]

maybe 3

[floral marten]

You got it boss

[naive bison]

me with my peenor

real size

!!!

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow us

[potent hamlet]

i hate DPM so much but i love the pants

[solar obsidian]

ah, the monster cock supe from The Boys

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bVbSC.gif

[narrow sorrel]

that fucking posture holy shit

[potent hamlet]

i watched one episode of the boys about a masochist stuff

[potent hamlet]

he has to do a mf michael jackson to stand up

if not he'd probably fall out from all the weight

[solar obsidian]

why would u watch that specific episode only?

[potent hamlet]

i was curious of what they did to web weaver

[summer flame]

he got like 80 pounds of kit on his back

gotta hit the lean

[potent hamlet]

and then saw it was just some masochist dungeon and went like: ''Meh, common stuff''

[potent hamlet]

How can you move with all that on?

[solar obsidian]

yeah, the worst was that ||he farted on a cake||

[summer flame]

training

and also just generally being strong

[potent hamlet]

yeah, that was the weirdest moment, but it wasnt that bad

[summer flame]

gotta have a good back

[potent hamlet]

specially that

[summer flame]

because it'll get fucking ruined after your 4 years are up

[narrow sorrel]

||yummers||

[fleet silo]

This is insanely unhinged.

I laughed hard af

[potent hamlet]

i could have all the training they want me to do, but i have a fucked up back so i cant have very heavy stuff

[potent hamlet]

me too the first time i saw it

[solar obsidian]

exactly. i thought that, ||that episode was going to be the most fucked up, but it was tame af||. ||the centipede|| was way weirder

[potent hamlet]

it was actually tame as fuck

[summer flame]

iirc the average US SAW gunner's combat load can go up to like 120 pounds

imagine lugging that around a combat zone

[potent hamlet]

just some ||spanking|| and screams and be done

[potent hamlet]

its impractical tbh

[summer flame]

they manage

[potent hamlet]

to stay alive?

ofc

[summer flame]

this is also not taking into account that some of that 120 is probably off loaded to the A-gunner

[potent hamlet]

i think that

MG-34's should go back

theyre pretty tbh

[summer flame]

MG3 is better

[potent hamlet]

not as pretty tho

MG34 is just prettier

or not?

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1268234254333120684/GIF_20240725_094338_027.gif

[solar obsidian]

please, Grok, add MG34 or 42 to Gamma

[quaint ore]

MG 3

fuck it we ball

7.62x51 destruction

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/please-pray-donald-trump-speech-bubble-please-donald-trump-gif-9519662826781862517

[potent hamlet]

M54

m60

m72

m75

[summer flame]

that video still baffles me to this day

[heady crow]

added perk of needing to drown it in oil before firing if you want it to feed properly

[quaint ore]

That is true to any machinegun

[solar obsidian]

its an instant classic

[quaint ore]

my cousin was a FN MAG operator

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-cordell-walker-walker-texas-ranger-yes-agree-gif-18216916156655954417

[quaint ore]

the way they cleaned it is to dump 1 liter of olive oil

into it

[solar obsidian]

i read that one wrong

[potent hamlet]

The DP27 is also very pretty ngl

[heady crow]

thanks for the idea

[solar obsidian]

the disc mag mg?

[tidal trellis]

Bit aggravated

[potent hamlet]

yuh

[solar obsidian]

pretty neat, yeah

[placid sail]

invest now

[tidal trellis]

Nah I'm good

[narrow sorrel]

Nice Hot Rod 🏎️

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-mk1-mortal-kombat-1-johnny-mk1-moi-gc-gif-16017187234290208322

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[tidal trellis]

Rejection

[pale ingot]

terrifying

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

man every time i play cs i have to remind myself that polish people are not people

and are deontologically evil and every action against them is justifiable

any polaks that agree?

[storm stream]

you deserve it for playing that sweaty tryhard and cheater riddled trash

[naive bison]

i play faceit

and i play with friend

i dont really try hard

my first game of the day

was an instant loss

it was me

my romanian friend

and 3 random swedish women who were playing cs2 for the first time ever

all queued together

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-thats-so-sad-cry-sad-gif-11703167

[floral marten]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-26089886

women

[naive bison]

no actual women

that's like meeting a unicorn 3 times in a row

[floral marten]

then you know its three donkeys with cornettos sellotaped to their heads

[sage otter]

Show their faceit match history

[final cedar]

you saying we bout to make some mules?

nevermind, mules are made by female horses x male donkey

if the donkey is female then it's called a hinny

male donkeys are called jacks and female donkeys are called jennies

[potent hamlet]

lol

[tidal trellis]

this burger is bit charred, oh well. I'lll be fine

[final cedar]

go to town on that burger

||RAMIREZ||

[low atlas]

goddamn @tidal trellis

You weren't lying

[tidal trellis]

hello surrae

[low atlas]

This shit is hot as fucj

[inland jackal]

[tidal trellis]

[low atlas]

37c at 11pm

[dreamy flax]

:flag_za: Pretoria, South Africa

:clock10: 01 August 2024, 22:02 (10:02 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Africa/Johannesburg)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 54% humidity
🍃 NNE 31° | 3.87 m/s wind
🌡️ 12.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
55.13°F (Feels like 51.53°F)

[tidal trellis]

you'll be fine

if I could survive it, so can you

[low atlas]

Perhaps so

[tidal trellis]

and you're lot tougher than me (I think)

[sage otter]

Pray for some breeze

[low atlas]

Just used to so much rain now that this feels so dry

[tidal trellis]

ah

[narrow sorrel]

average xray development process

[upper shore]

It's called X-RAY because if you get too much of it you get cancer and die

[fluid coyote]

yes

i hate my country

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-bus-stop-angry-shouting-gif-5144560278104615828

me every time another furry degen posts furry degen shit and gets spammed with " "

[fading shuttle]

and then we get warned for it again

[naive bison]

the furry deepstate helping out the establishment

[tidal trellis]

mood

[storm stream]

ok since you don't get it, I'll explain it to you:
those are not furries bc they're not real people dressing up as and pretending to be animals. It is a transposition of aesthetic character onto a human form

[floral marten]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

[storm stream]

it seems several people don't get it...

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

whatever you say

[storm stream]

ok, mr. brick wall

[naive bison]

ok mr bricked to animals

[storm stream]

1. false assumption
2. too depressed to get bricked

[floral marten]

It is a transposition of aesthetic character onto a human form thats still pretending to be something that the form isnt no

[upper shore]

Disney and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[storm stream]

Klamydia - Pilke silmäkulmassa 🇫🇮

[low atlas]

second point is the realest thing I've heard in this discord

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fiilismies-olut-beer-finland-finland-flag-gif-24907271

[toxic sundial]

Buh

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/288528119525146635/1268311730673549455/Pangrea.mp4?ex=66ac9f98&is=66ab4e18&hm=da9fb775a02fe3b577a16ff93567848ac9371b622559ce65b2158cec0793a7a8&

[naive bison]

when xqc is the sensible one you know you fucked up

[atomic pewter]

O-o-o-or

[pale ingot]

outsmarted by a literal goblin

life over

[deep topaz]

Literal British goblin*

[quaint ore]

thought xqc was american

[deep topaz]

Maybe but I always thought he was british

His speech is unintelligible

[storm stream]

french-canadian

[atomic pewter]

He's a quebecker

Much to my dismay

[solar obsidian]

i never understand wtf is he saying, i need subtitles

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/934296.mp4

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-the-professional-gif-18099909

[solar obsidian]

i'm sorry, but this is pure copium.

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331

[tidal trellis]

Monolith, I hate monolith

[deep topaz]

[civic panther]

so the turkish dad won the shooting comp in the Olympics, right?

[tidal trellis]

rock worhsippers, ew

[pale ingot]

silver medal iirc

[civic panther]

huh
still pretty damn good

[pale ingot]

true

[civic panther]

when others are using shit like this

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[pale ingot]

wtf is thattt

i didnt know it was like THAT

[narrow sorrel]

eyepatch and a monocle basically

[pale ingot]

when they said special equipment i was imagining some more tame shit

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

am I sniffing glue digitally right now

[narrow sorrel]

It's not that special

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-kids-gif-5659058

[narrow sorrel]

goddamnit

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-its-over9000-gif-14419267

[solar obsidian]

fever dream

[placid sail]

speaking of that theatrical enterprise

I still think the best olympic meme is the sportsmen being made to swim across the river that is effectively a cesspol, making them puke right during crossing it and afterwards

and the organizers of the event going

" 😔 "

[narrow sorrel]

pentathlon horse

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-jerry-seinfeld-too-bad-thats-a-shame-gif-12571290

https://tenor.com/view/will-somebody-do-something-wendy-testaburger-south-park-somebody-help-me-complaining-gif-21150870

imagine some world soccer championship going or something

and a fucking giraffe wounding up in the middle of a field

and the match organizers going

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[narrow sorrel]

wut no they have to roll for horses randomly and you can get one that just refuses to compete lol

(do not punch the 🐴

[fading shuttle]

hey its finally a true physical test

[narrow sorrel]

also they dropped horsejumping apparently lmao

[placid sail]

a real modern discipline

hazmat suit swimming

if you swim too slow, the macroplastics eats you whole

[fading shuttle]

piranha lake swimming soon

[tidal trellis]

you just disintegrate and become part of the course

[placid sail]

piranhas would die within a minute in that diarrhea boullion that they had to swim across

[narrow sorrel]

you need to pre-plan your chemical prophylactic cocktail and train your immune system

[fading shuttle]

that means they are weak

any nation whose olympians die during the septic tank test doesnt get to participate at all this or next olympics

[narrow sorrel]

wait that's not fair tho
just because you disintegrated doesnt mean you should be allowed to stick around and ruin it for others

[placid sail]

sports doping suddenly gets very viable again

[tidal trellis]

its part of the elimination round

[narrow sorrel]

Says the guy from Mordor

(im sorry)

[placid sail]

ah

it took me a solid second to figure out how the fuck that even curveballed back into me

sorry, I don't watch sports at all

[fading shuttle]

russia is infamous for how often they are caught doping

[placid sail]

but I am aware my compatriots do not shy away from extra help at all

thing is, I feel like nobody shies out of doping

it's just us doing it with the least finesse

[fading shuttle]

thats still a skill issue

[placid sail]

true

[tidal trellis]

oh

[placid sail]

oh okay

[narrow sorrel]

Actually in the last olympic games, Romain Cannone of France won gold in fencing mens' épée individual after only qualifying because his countryman failed his doping test lmao

[fading shuttle]

ok

[tidal trellis]

exactly you get it

[tidal trellis]

monolith mentioned

[narrow sorrel]

He wasnt even supposed to be competing

[tidal trellis]

personally, I disagree with their religion, personally. You're free to disagree

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

stupid bulgarian

[fading shuttle]

vampire lookin ass

get some sunlight

[woeful crescent]

listen to it

[fading shuttle]

oh wait you live in moscow, practically living in london

[narrow sorrel]

I love how this gif causes the effect depicted for everyone

[narrow sorrel]

"bipod"

[tidal trellis]

master chief collection for me

I bought it and played it a bit when I was sick but I felt too terrible to continue playing and eventually forgot about it

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/dwmw3TYOOdk?si=zdxCTGSWCifylqpM

[toxic sundial]

I start slowing down to let someone merge
They slow down even more

[solar obsidian]

didn't know this year's Olympic games are held in India

[fading shuttle]

rerrrrted for racismo

[solar obsidian]

@novel hare

[placid sail]

oh no no

had they been swimming in any of India's sacred rivers, there would have been a worldwide scandal with multiple casualties already

cholera is the least interesting thing one could catch there

[solar obsidian]

where are the games being held now?

[placid sail]

also this is my headcanon now on how alexa looks

yes he looks different I know, I don't care

[fading shuttle]

i wish i had such a cool mustache

also watch out for the bug where if you try to equip a weapon while underwater it borks the game

[placid sail]

are you truly a disgusting internet troll if you don't have a villanious curled moustache like that?

[tidal trellis]

thats true

[placid sail]

also watch out for HALF THE GAME BEING A BUG AT THIS POINT

[solar obsidian]

is Fallout London actually good?

[placid sail]

I wanted to wait for another patch, but I'm bored

[solar obsidian]

i assume its way past Fallout Frontier

[fading shuttle]

watch out for the bug that happens if you install fallout london while living in the baltics, it explodes your balls

[placid sail]

supposedly worth checking out, but currently raw as meowmachine's teflon omelette

[fading shuttle]

it borks the game permanently requiring reinstall

[naive bison]

it doesn't feel post-apocalyptic enough, apparently

jsut looks like london too much

[placid sail]

give it a wait while they fix literally every third game feature either crashing it or weirdly debuffing you, then try it

[fading shuttle]

todd when the settlements are made out of real material and not corrugated steel and scrapwood

[solar obsidian]

i assume so.

though the map most likely cant be fixed

[solar obsidian]

well, they could make up some lore that London wasnt really that hit. like Las Vegas

[stone blade]

@solar obsidian @fading shuttle @placid sail

[fading shuttle]

real

[placid sail]

lol

either it's me, or all the mod's events and cutscenes are a tad too fast

could be that they tied the speed to fps or something

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle @placid sail @narrow lotus @heavy peak @inland jackal @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

I'd say something more but I'm recovering from a jumpscare so

give me a moment

[solar obsidian]

i dont get it

[stone blade]

ye ye take your time

[stone blade]

Nesgafe

u get it now?

[solar obsidian]

no

[stone blade]

kys

[tidal trellis]

gonna take me a while to

[solar obsidian]

try capping it to 60fps. i doubt lmaothesda updated their engine to be stable above 60fps

[stone blade]

ok

[fading shuttle]

thats how fallout 4 is

[placid sail]

wonder where you do that

[fading shuttle]

theres a reason its restricted to 60 fps max

without mods

[shell venture]

fallout is capped at 60 weird physics happen if unlocked

[stone blade]

u can unlock it with mods

nothing breaks

at 144

[solar obsidian]

idk, i thought London had that option included

i assume there's a mod to cap fps

[stone blade]

above that not recoomended

[placid sail]

it really feels that 1) london is above 60 2) everything is weirdly faster because of that

[solar obsidian]

cap it then

check ur fps how much it is now

use fraps or some other 3rd party shit

[placid sail]

now's to figure out where in that mess of a cracked (as in, VERY COOL LICENSED COPY OF A GAME) fallout, mod itself and some smaller addons is the config that actually goes first

[placid sail]

hold on lemme re-check

[solar obsidian]

idk what all this means

ur fps is 164?

[shell venture]

C:\Games

[naive bison]

Bro we have nvidia control panel, rivatuner or amd adrenaline

Even steam overlay

[fading shuttle]

strange, why isnt fallout in the steam folder

[shell venture]

gog version

[naive bison]

You can add non steam games to use steam overlay, gramps

[solar obsidian]

my shitbox cant handle this futuristic technology

[naive bison]

Post specs

[solar obsidian]

igpu

[naive bison]

Also all that is like fan control and driver utilities

That you have to have

[placid sail]

yup, I checked again

165 fps wooooo

https://tenor.com/view/run-fast-muppet-gif-14999365

[naive bison]

I don’t think you can run that btw

Bethesda games tend to combust

[placid sail]

it's a miracle this frankenstein hasn't crashed yet if the physics are indeed tied to fps

[naive bison]

At a certain fps

Cause physics no worky

[solar obsidian]

they are tied, like Alex said

[placid sail]

no wonder everything felt a bit faster than usual

it's like

you hear a cutscene dialog behind the closed door

and there's barely any pause in it

[naive bison]

Try limiting fps

[placid sail]

must have been in a hurry

[naive bison]

So you don’t explode irl

Games like old 3D era gta games are literally unplayable without a limiter

On gta sa you can’t swim

[tidal trellis]

okay I recovered

[tidal trellis]

factually wrong

you can

[shell venture]

least dogshit old gta port

[stone blade]

boo!

[tidal trellis]

theres literal swimming races

[shell venture]

car brakes are also fucked without limiter in gta sa

[tidal trellis]

nice try

[stone blade]

damn

well worth a shot

[naive bison]

Retard

You can’t move

Without a limiter

You can’t swim forward, your speed becomes turbo low

You can’t rotate mid air in cars

[tidal trellis]

oh you guys talking about shit with that oh

my bad

on me entirely

[shell venture]

and there was an airplane mission wich was impossible without modifiying the plane files

[naive bison]

It’s literally one message above 😭

[tidal trellis]

I didn't see

simple as

[placid sail]

single-celled organism called twinkert

[naive bison]

Which one

Is it the one where you jump out of a plane into another or what

[shell venture]

the one where you go behind anotehr plane and you jump on it iirc

[tidal trellis]

I'd say a snarky comeback but my brains just not there yet

its still recoiling from being jumpscared

[naive bison]

Yeah I had problems with that one myself

[placid sail]

saw that one didn't you

[tidal trellis]

my heart recovered

[placid sail]

congratulations, brainfart

[naive bison]

I literally had to prefire it

I’d fly

Turn around like 150m before the plane

[placid sail]

we've successfully pavlov'ed flop into reacting to any "twink" mention even with his weak attention span

[shell venture]

i modified the plane files to make it lighter

[naive bison]

And would just lose speed into the checkpoint

Lmao

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[naive bison]

You, a cheater vs Me, a gigachad problem solver GAMER

[tidal trellis]

[shell venture]

nah we both are retards playing a shit port

[naive bison]

Oh also with no limiter car physics are very wonky too

[naive bison]

Port is good, computer is bad

[shell venture]

nah lmao gta sa port is bad

[naive bison]

Hey at least it’s not definitive

[shell venture]

sa / 4 and ealy days of 5 were all ass

[naive bison]

Where you can sprunk yourself

[shell venture]

true

[tidal trellis]

I beat it on uh mobile and it was

painful

[naive bison]

Well 4 is ass in general

[shell venture]

wrong

[tidal trellis]

alll the flying missions were terrible to do on mobile and its shitty controls

[shell venture]

port is mega ass i agree but the game is goated

[naive bison]

City is very empty

[shell venture]

no lmao

[naive bison]

No cluckin bell

[shell venture]

4 npcs > 5 npcs

[naive bison]

Less cool enteriors

Than SA even

No tank

No planes

No car upgrades

No haircuts

No gym

Just way less to do in general

No diving

No gambling

[shell venture]

i don't care
gamplay was good
story was good
characters were good

[naive bison]

Gta sa had to be the best gta game ever

[tidal trellis]

4 was good bro

[naive bison]

Delusion

[tidal trellis]

it has the best story

best atmosphere

[naive bison]

Disgusting dirty New York

[tidal trellis]

yeah its new york

[shell venture]

like la is any better

[tidal trellis]

what do you think

[naive bison]

Cars handle like fucking dogshit

Slippery everywhere

Physics are nice but

[tidal trellis]

bro got them nostalgia glasses on

[shell venture]

ragdolls were peak

[naive bison]

At least you can see the sun

[shell venture]

agree that sa is better but gta is still good

[naive bison]

Euphoria system

[final cedar]

dude, 4 is a easy 9/10

[naive bison]

My favorite

[naive bison]

You can keep saying that but didn’t address a single criticism

[shell venture]

cause it's true

and the game is still good

[naive bison]

We can talk about silly ones like niko being a fresh migrant into the US but can understand little jacobs heavy Jamaican accent easily

[final cedar]

what criticism? that's all subjective opinions

[naive bison]

It objectively has less activities and the city is less fleshed out

Cars drive like ass

[shell venture]

activities are side content

[final cedar]

[naive bison]

Which is bread and butter in gta

[fading shuttle]

kys

[shell venture]

if the game is dogshit with a ton of side activities the game is still dogshit

ubisoft game are an example

[fading shuttle]

"waah, i dont got my ubisoft level slop side activities waah"

[naive bison]

If the game is mediocre with no side activities the game is bad

[shell venture]

cope

4 is goated

[final cedar]

the game isn't mediocre with no side activities

[naive bison]

Ok again just repeating the end point without laying out any argument

I’ll say why gta sa is a good game

[final cedar]

it is a good game

but 4 is objectively better

[naive bison]

Very big map, many side activities, good story, fun non-repetitive and memorable missions

[shell venture]

disagreed and that's a subjective opinion

[final cedar]

at least in the time it takes you to finish the story

[naive bison]

Car customization, businesses that you can own

Airplanes

[final cedar]

sa has more content, true

[naive bison]

Tanks

[shell venture]

buisnesses in sa were ass

[naive bison]

Good gameplay

[fading shuttle]

gta sa has dogshit gameplay

im sorry to tell you brother

[naive bison]

At least they are in the game unlike 4

[shell venture]

?

[solar obsidian]

GTA 4 was a disappointment by GTA SA standards, but it was a very good different GTA in my opinion.

[fading shuttle]

dogshit content isnt preferable to that content not being there

[naive bison]

Gta sa had GREAT driving and car physics

[final cedar]

the gunplay is miles ahead in 4. Driving physics are great

[shell venture]

absolute dogshit point

4 driving and shooting > sa

[fading shuttle]

if i had to pick between dogshit content and that content just not being in the game

id prefer it to not be in the game

[shell venture]

we can at least agree that
4 > 5

[naive bison]

4 driving so good you just can’t help yourself to not wrap around a pole

[shell venture]

[final cedar]

It's a shame you can't pump nico full of steroids and pump iron

[naive bison]

Every car handles like running in a cartoon

Where you stay in the same spot running for a few seconds

[final cedar]

that's something you either hate or love

[naive bison]

Worst thing you can do in 4 is take a turn while driving at high speed

[final cedar]

I mean...

[shell venture]

i get that 4 driving is not for everyone but don't say sa car physics were better lmao

[final cedar]

sa barely had physics compared

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-4-gta-car-flip-gta-flip-police-gta-gif-3620799916966878249

[final cedar]

the ones in 4 were just too much

[naive bison]

Cars did what you wanted them to do

[final cedar]

that looks amazing

[naive bison]

What’s wrong with sa driving?

[final cedar]

it's arcady

[shell venture]

it's serviceable

[final cedar]

HD era driving

[naive bison]

No way I thought it was a hardcore arma simulator

[final cedar]

refining 4's handling leads you to gta v

[shell venture]

i didn't like 5 driving

[naive bison]

They aren’t even close at all

[final cedar]

no it's literally the evolution of the system

[naive bison]

You can actually turn a sharp corner in 5

[shell venture]

i wish rockstar would drop the multiple playable characters after 6

worst part of 5 imo

[naive bison]

OR THE MAP ACTUALLY ALLOWED YOU TO REACH HIGH SPEED AND WASNT JUST CRAMPED CITY ROADS FULL OF CARS

[fading shuttle]

man complains that new york is new york

[naive bison]

I wouldn’t say it’s the worst part

It’s pretty seamless

[shell venture]

for me it was

[placid sail]

kek

[naive bison]

Why do you dislike it

[placid sail]

haven't found how to lock fps

but found a more elegant solution to the problem

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/44798

[naive bison]

Pointing out that dogshit is dogshit

[shell venture]

cause they all feel like npcs in gta

except franklin

[fading shuttle]

do you not have rivatuner

or msi

[placid sail]

nah

and nah

[final cedar]

control panel...

[naive bison]

?

[placid sail]

nah dog I want to try that physics fix mod instead of playing on 60 fps

[naive bison]

Why? Just download the mod and it works with high fps

[placid sail]

I like those smooth buttery frames

[shell venture]

all gta protags were somewhat neutral compared to the chaotic npcs

and then in 5 you play as trevor

[fading shuttle]

no im asking how he has no way of restricting frames

[final cedar]

locking at 60 still recommended, 120 breaks dialog timing, even with fix

[shell venture]

just wish trevor and micheal were expansions like in 4

[naive bison]

Idk how to tell you but every gta npc is a psychopath

[fading shuttle]

having rivatuner and msi is basic

[naive bison]

And protag

[shell venture]

yes i know but you can't compare cj / niko to trevor

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[final cedar]

Hope it works

for me it didn't

[shell venture]

• you don't feel connected to them

[placid sail]

worst case scenario, I'll remove the mod and lock the fps

[naive bison]

True Trevor doesn’t have access to chainsaws and dildos

[shell venture]

like i didn't give a fuck about both trevor and michael compared to niko

[solar obsidian]

i agree that 1 is enough

at least GTA 6 seems to be going to have only 2

[shell venture]

would've prefered only franklin to be playable

[naive bison]

Honestly the rockstar mission model is REALLY outdated and starts to drag on

Ride here to start mission

[shell venture]

nah it's alright

[naive bison]

5-10 min drive with dialog to mission spot

Do the actual fucking mission

Repeat

Same shit in red dead btw

[shell venture]

i mean most of them are open world so how tf do you start a mission

[naive bison]

No option to skip the drive

[fading shuttle]

rdr2s dialogue was entertaining so i couldnt complain

[shell venture]

like arthur would open his fucking nokia phone and call dutch

[final cedar]

oh rdr2 did it perfectly

[naive bison]

Remember that gta 5 mission? Where you haul cars for Devon Weston?

[shell venture]

yea

[naive bison]

Legit took like 20 minutes to go there

[atomic pewter]

Love me whack-ass scifi horror

[naive bison]

Just holding W

[shell venture]

use a taxi ?

[solar obsidian]

i never understood why some people think that this is a problem. it's how the game is made. if they were silent - it would not be fun, if u had to just teleport - it will not be fun.

[naive bison]

It’s not a zero sum game

[shell venture]

like taxis are legit fast travel

[naive bison]

It’s like 70% of missions are boring holding W and yapping

[naive bison]

Can’t use in missions bro

[solar obsidian]

it's how the game is and always was

[shell venture]

story game has yapping

[naive bison]

Is my issue with rockstar, are you reading?

[shell venture]

i'd rather listen to rockstar npcs than read a fucking bible for each mission

[solar obsidian]

what's the difference?

gta is rockstar and rockstar is gta

at least for now

[shell venture]

suggest an alternative

[final cedar]

plays grand theft auto
why do I have to drive so much

[solar obsidian]

ikr...

[fading shuttle]

the only forseeable alternative is to have more cutscenes so characters can get actual charaterization

[naive bison]

There isn’t

[fading shuttle]

but then people would complain about "cutscene simulator"

[shell venture]

yes i'd love another open world cutscene sim

[solar obsidian]

if u want a faster game, play something like watch dogs or idk. something that also has fast travel or generally almost always fast transport

[naive bison]

Design missions that don’t require a 5-10 minute drive with dialog to pad for time

[final cedar]

they could make GTA multiplayer but in smaller maps with different characters that each have specialization

then you'd have 8v8 missions

[solar obsidian]

yes, it would feel like another God of War movie sim game

[shell venture]

then why include characters in the first place

[naive bison]

Remember the whole “I’d rather have no dogshit content than some dogshit content” you said a bit earlier?

[shell venture]

just make npcs with 0 personality and call it a day

[naive bison]

I’m sure you can design a mission where they talk while actually doing something

[solar obsidian]

most modern games anyway

[shell venture]

like driving ?

[final cedar]

outsource NPC personality to chatGPT and give it text to speech

[naive bison]

It barely classifies as an action bro

[final cedar]

[shell venture]

i love to listen an npc talk in the middle of a fire fight

[naive bison]

It doesn’t have to be a firefight either

[shell venture]

then what

[naive bison]

Idk red dead did cool things like characters talking in camp passively, or talking mid mission like where you go into town to do shit

[shell venture]

that's how gta works wtf

[naive bison]

See you can do that without driving

Thanks for proving my point

[shell venture]

riding a horse

wow

[fading shuttle]

instead of talking while driving, talk while riding a horse

[naive bison]

Ok I think you’re just purposefully not engaging anymore

Didn’t listen to a thing I said

[final cedar]

game entirely based around vehicular crimes has too much driving

[shell venture]

bro how the fuck is talking in the camp has anything to do with missions ?

missions in red dead work the same way as in gta

[naive bison]

The mission where you go into town to see what to rob

[shell venture]

same structure

[final cedar]

gta 2 was so bad, literally only drive and shoot

[naive bison]

Characters talk there while you are actually doing things

[naive bison]

Game based entire around vehicular crimes has dogshit driving mechanics

[shell venture]

characters also talk in gta while doing shit too ?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gta4-gta-four-iv-niko-bellic-gif-20608489

[shell venture]

what gta did you play dawg

[naive bison]

We’re back in the loop

[shell venture]

there was no loop you are delusional

[final cedar]

Of all the things you could try to show you choose the best of GTA IV's physics?

like how fucking cool is that

you drive fast you crash and get thrown 20 meters

[naive bison]

Driving physics vs general physics, you idiot

I said euphoria engine was cool

[shell venture]

"i don't like this mechanic therefore it's objectively bad"

[solar obsidian]

yeah, i dont get it either. gta 4 physics are one of the best a game can have

[final cedar]

have you ever driven a car?

[naive bison]

When you mentioned ragdolls

[shell venture]

like bro don't play the game then god damn

[final cedar]

try turning a corner at 100kph in a old station wagon

spoiler: you gonna flip

[naive bison]

Wow what a way to have fun

Play beamng instead

[shell venture]

play mafia 2 surely you'll like the driving there

[final cedar]

[naive bison]

I played it years ago

Super forgettable

[shell venture]

wow play a game that's only focused on cars with nothing else

it has better car physics

like no shit

[final cedar]

No-hesi

[naive bison]

Well if realism instead of fun is what you are after

[shell venture]

and mafia 2 is great you are rarted

[final cedar]

||minus the driving||

[naive bison]

Eeehhh

Best?

What’s the criteria we are looking for

[shell venture]

yeah cause gta is known to be realistic

[naive bison]

I’d say half life had best physics

[final cedar]

if you name better it's still up there most likely

[naive bison]

Cause they are good and they affect gameplay

[final cedar]

[shell venture]

ah yes i loved driving in half life on a rail is my fav chapter

[naive bison]

Good, or realistic?

[shell venture]

fun

[naive bison]

Which one did he say

[low atlas]

reverse bhop best physics in half life imo

No contest

[solar obsidian]

@naive bison, so you are saying that GTA 4 physics are bad and the missions containing driving are boring?

[naive bison]

Unironically yes

[final cedar]

look, if it isn't fun to pick up a hot dog and throw it in a NPC's face then what is?

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/halflife-hl-sv_autobunnyhop-speedrun-bhop-gif-20253168

[naive bison]

I didn’t say gta 4 physics are bad, I said they fascilitate bad gameplay

[shell venture]

admin he's doing it sideways

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Fascilitate

📚 Facilitate ( | fə'sɪlɪ,teɪt )

• Make easier
• Be of use
• Increase the likelihood of (a response)

[naive bison]

And game design where almost every mission includes like 10 minutes of time passing through driving are boring missions

[tidal trellis]

This is for chumps

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/big-lebowski-the-dude-your-opinion-gif-4476328

[tidal trellis]

Abh legitimately

[naive bison]

Ok

[low atlas]

Youre fun at parties flop

[tidal trellis]

Never been to one

[final cedar]

it's an immersion tool. You are supposed to get immersed into main character

[low atlas]

Neither, i shan't be distracted

🤝

[tidal trellis]

Winning

[naive bison]

Immersion is when you wanna go play something else

[final cedar]

shocker, not all bad guys live on the same block

[tidal trellis]

Besides I'd just steal the spotlight if I went to one, being so awesome and all

[fading shuttle]

xalrider suffers from extreme zoomer brainrot, he requires subway surfer minigame during every conversation

[low atlas]

Ok be quiet

[final cedar]

gimme a game with a good story (other than RDR2)

[shell venture]

someone tell him

[tidal trellis]

Alright alright

[solar obsidian]

@naive bison, i assume you aren't patient when it comes to games? you like a more fast-paced game?

if yes, then - yes, GTA 4 may not be for you

[shell venture]

i would argue rdr2 has more "boring" aspects than gta

[tidal trellis]

Yeah 4 is bit slower

Lot

[naive bison]

No not really, enjoying rdr2 right now and it’s pretty slow paced, probably slowest of any rockstar game I’ve played so far

[quaint ore]

gta 4 is more down to earth

gta 5 is over the top

[tidal trellis]

Then it's just your preference

You could just simply not like it and that's fine

[naive bison]

And rdr does immersion MUCH better than any other gta game

[final cedar]

took me 200h to finish the story because I ended up doing nearly all the side quests, hunting, treasure etc.

[quaint ore]

if you want a game about how fucked life of crime is play gta 4

if you wanna fun bank robber with cocaine and bitches gta 5

[naive bison]

Especially gta 4 because you literally can’t interact with the world in a meaningful way

[solar obsidian]

well, over the years it is a very updated game and its engine

[shell venture]

cause rdr is more focused on realism so no shit it's more immersive

[shell venture]

same thing am doing rn

[solar obsidian]

it makes sense that gta 4 lacks some immersion with its engine, since it was new technology at the time

[tidal trellis]

Would love to play rdr2 but not sure can even run it

[final cedar]

plus nearly nobody really knows how living in 19th century US felt like

[shell venture]

gotta say tho the bounty system is ass

[tidal trellis]

Minus nerds anyway

[naive bison]

My point isn’t that red dead is a more modern game, is that it actually has ways to interact with the game to immerse yourself with the world

What does gta 4 have?

[shell venture]

like some guy talked shit
i talked shit back now im the one disturbing the peace

[naive bison]

I honestly forgot

Can you talk to npcs?

Gta sa had that

You can’t work out

[low atlas]

Bowl ing

[naive bison]

Change haircuts

Get tattoos

Customise vehicles

[final cedar]

rdr2 releases 10 years after gta 4: it's a more modern game

[shell venture]

that shit don't matter in the slightest it's just bonus content

[tidal trellis]

Bit unfair comparison to make too

[solar obsidian]

you can interact with your partners in gta 4, there's plenty of side content

[fading shuttle]

i dont get how you can compare gta 4 and rdr2, and then say that gta sa did it like rdr2

these are games released decades apart

[tidal trellis]

Of course the new one will be fucking better

[shell venture]

and gta 4 graphics are "modern" and require more work then SA ones

[naive bison]

It’s vehicles to immersion and customization

[final cedar]

yeah but the modern games are more modern

[naive bison]

Barely bonus content

[tidal trellis]

It has everything the old game didn't

[final cedar]

[solar obsidian]

im sure gta 4 would've had more content if it was a more modern game, but, again, the heavy engine was new technology for them, that's also why it was so badly optimised, it was too much work

[naive bison]

BTW BONUS CONTENT THAT WAS IN THE GAMES PRIOR

[naive bison]

I gotta admit gta 4 had cool npc interaction,
That was a cool way to develop characters

When you hung out

[solar obsidian]

GTA 4 graphics are way better, thus it was too hard for R* to port the same or more content from GTA SA to GTA 4

[shell venture]

better story
more polished gameplay
better npcs
better graphics
and an overtuned ragdolls physics that led to the game running like shit

[naive bison]

Thank you for proving to me that gta 4 isn’t that good of a game by providing more arguments

[fading shuttle]

i genuinely dont consider the bonus content from gta sa to be worth the effort

its fluff meant to pad the time

[naive bison]

You don’t pad the time with optional things

[shell venture]

ok 5 had all the bonus content and is still worse than 4

so it really doesn't matter

[final cedar]

the fact that you need to spend 30 minutes swimming to be able to continue the story is kind of bad

[tidal trellis]

True

[naive bison]

In San Andreas I do agree but it’s closer to like ten

[final cedar]

their solution to bad mission design was implement a skill requirement

[tidal trellis]

Especially when no where else it's used

[shell venture]

• this whole argument is ass
  this 10/10 game is better than this 9/10 game

[naive bison]

Yep

[tidal trellis]

As far as I know

Or remember

[final cedar]

what's a real bad game to compare any gta to?

[tidal trellis]

No where else required a necessary stat increase

[shell venture]

saint's row i guess

only played the 3rd and dropped it half way

[final cedar]

2 was best but 3 was solid too

[naive bison]

I couldn’t get into saints row

Too wacky

Couldn’t give a fuck about the characters

[shell venture]

same and all the activities are repetitive as fuck

[final cedar]

beating thugs to death with a big dildo is kinda a dead giveaway that the game is gonna be whack

[naive bison]

Like bowling, billiard or darts?

[shell venture]

no most of 3 activies are the same ones reskinned

even worse

[naive bison]

The only things I like about gta 4 are the euphoria rag doll engine

And

Let me think

Well I guess the characters are nice

The story was kinda okay?

[shell venture]

the overtuned rag doll is why the game ran like shit lmao

[naive bison]

I don’t remember the main point of it?

[shell venture]

vengeance

[naive bison]

Roman and niko smuggled into America

After the serbia war

[shell venture]

roman was already there

[naive bison]

Or I guess Roman was there

Cause he had the cab busisness

[final cedar]

emigrated

[naive bison]

I liked the bootstrap undertone

[shell venture]

basically niko came to america to kill someone who sold his unit out during the war and he's the only survivor

[naive bison]

I don’t think they had permission to come

[naive bison]

Oh yeah the gae guy

Florian

[shell venture]

nah

i guess 3 survivors

florian ran away iirc

[fading shuttle]

it wasnt him

[shell venture]

drako it was i think

[final cedar]

he's in the police database, suggesting legal immigration

[tidal trellis]

Darko was his name I think

[shell venture]

i think roman is legal and niko is illegal

[tidal trellis]

Not entirely sure

[shell venture]

that's the one

[tidal trellis]

When friend streamed 4 to me, choose to spare him

[shell venture]

i did too

[naive bison]

I know

[final cedar]

going to kill him only to find out he's ||a huge musical lover|| was hilarious

[naive bison]

My point is he thought he did

That’s why he was looking for florian

[shell venture]

yea that whole segment was funny

[naive bison]

It says Roman “came to America”

[final cedar]

What's that source?

cause I definitely don't think he's an illegal

[shell venture]

pretty sure niko is illegal

[fading shuttle]

niko arrives on a random cargo ship

[naive bison]

The wiki

^

[fading shuttle]

and noone checks him

[naive bison]

The one with the diamonds in the cake bullshit

Page of the boat

[final cedar]

alright

realized it don't matter either way since it's a completely fictionalized US

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-titties-big-titties-gtaiv-niko-gif-22842937

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bX3Nf.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-gta-iv-gta-swingset-niko-bellic-gif-13419347087626436012

[shell venture]

the funny monkey bars

[final cedar]

pretty sure this game caused a tracksuit renaissance

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta4-funny-swing-glitch-gif-20137894

[green schooner]

you mean unplayable

you cant play it unless you mod the shit out of it to fix the performance

[heavy peak]

Suddenly people talking about gta4, as im in the middle of the playthrough

[heavy peak]

Twink as always full of crap

[fading shuttle]

We are watching you

[green schooner]

its true

[heavy peak]

No it isn't

[green schooner]

it is

but you prob have a shit slavic shitbox

running

[heavy peak]

Its not

[green schooner]

so it could work

it is true

it is unplayable

[heavy peak]

All you need is dxvk for it to not run like shit

[green schooner]

i had to crack out my old xbox one

to play it

[heavy peak]

That's it

[green schooner]

lies

[heavy peak]

Nope

[green schooner]

yes

[heavy peak]

Like i said, you're full of shit that doesn't know what you're talking about

[fading shuttle]

Twink can't face the truth, can only face cock

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024110975265292389/1246764977902190632/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

[fading shuttle]

See, he agreed with my statement

[green schooner]

no

[green schooner]

photoshopped

[heavy peak]

Coward

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-gif-6320041765062755457

[fading shuttle]

Coward