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bruh
@reef mortar (melitopol__) has been banned for reason: Retarded individual
good reason
Like I said
@solar obsidian 
i do that
π
Ahahahahaha
hi bestie
i expected cameraman say mexican or american
or that yeah
i forgot the exact line
what?
@visual grove (1b_uh) has been banned for reason: did not comply
what a name
SEYΓH SEYΓH
hi stellaaa
no , this guy is stella undercover
maybe the real stella was the friends we made along the way
real stella were the napoleon lessons
Plus they didnβt bring up napoleon
learned so much about napoleon from her

@heavy peak
banger oh wow
bullshit

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this shouldn't work as well as it does
burial at sea is crazy good for a dlc
fr?
wait what are you talking about

left is the korean contestant, right is the turkish dude
idk how
but this guy famous now
I have some guesses how
man playing through red dead
because of the period
i love how upgrades in weapons are much greater than just stats
because of technology quickly advancing
you go from like
single action revolver
to double action
~~I don't get it, the left chick has made silver and everyone simping for her ~~ nvmd she crushed the 25m event 
very funny that americans own 50 percent of the worlds guns and come dead last for shooting competitions
its cus americans are larpers
olympics are scuffed anyways and won't allow child shaped targets to be used
i mean tbh
the longest sniper shot
is made by a canadian
so
i couldn't connect it
americans aren't the best
what are all those guns for
the latest assassination already showed how bad of a shots they are
didn't some ukrainian dude break it recently?
idk
some call it fake
some call it real
i choose to just stay with the canadian for now
3800m seems a bit far 
actually I read that the Korean woman is a mother
women suck at shootin
blaidd is just 
there's a turk on my screen
I looked into it a bit and their tech seems solid, they use 14.5mm cases and neck it down to fit a hornady .50 match grade bullet.
it's not even animated, it just... slides
lazy ass
RΓ©al
It feels like cheating with new rifles
The guy who had rhe previous record set it in vietnam

Using a modified
no
Lime m2 browning .50 cal
wolfmen my beloved
it was a custom buil 50 in iraq
The canadian used a barret pretty sure
McMillan Tac-50
The guy in vietnam literally modified a m2 browning laying around to have a fuck off optic and be single shot
idk wasnt the canadian one filmed
until we get another filmed one im gonna go with that
The shot was impressive but im pretty sure it was on a still target
Like the retard being shot at didnt even move after being shot at
Carlos Hathcock hit a fucking bicycle tire since he didnt want to intially kill the kid he was shooting at ( he was moving a bunch of aks and ammo to vietcong forces in the area )
Then after the kid crashes he got up and started shooting wildly before Carloe Hathcock blasted him
that a night vision innit?
Not sure
Hathcock used a 8x standard issue 
look its george in the jungle
crazy to compare the 2300m kill using 8x with the newer records having 25x scopes
Its so wild how far optics have comr
And how far firearms have
almost said is tha elijah wood?
Id say so yeah
still waiting for some nice maglev guns
Im waiting on any useable firearm in california
Sig literally made a " spear ranch rifle " oor smth simmilar for ban states
That are like 2.5k$
do the fent shuffle
racist bastard
you catch on quick
This shit goes hard
is that mike from breaking bad?
I push my fingers into my nooooose
booger picker
it's the only thing that slowly stops the floooow




ah, I remember flying to Istanbul on 3 hours of sleep and having 4 separate toddlers crying nonstop
good times
:3
You need to build higher tolerance
im sorry :'3
you gotta do that on ur own
its how you become a real gambler
β΅
I had a guy on an international flight stand up 2 hours in, walk to a family with crying kids and scream at them to shut up. They were so mortified and didn't make a peep the next 7 hours
nobody said a thing
true hero
I swear some parents just let their kids run wild, I don't get how they themselves not get annoyed
Bad parenting
normalize drugging kids on plane
Shrimple as
normalize storing kids too young for discipline in the baggage department
like stasis pods?
yeah
Lowkey upbringing issue
Go pick up your child from the plane stasis pod
If you parents were loud around you when you were a kid you van sleep through anythibg
If I could choose to be put under pre flight and wake up at location i'd choose that 9/10 times
I once as a kid slept through the fire department going through my house when my family called 911 cause my mom's breathing was wack
I can *almost" sleep through everything
one time my dad kicked my door down cus I was unresponsive for 19 hours
and when he barged the door open I was still sleeping
@final cedar alo
I'd be so pissed if someone disturbed my hibernation
I literally havent slept for thag long
Insomniac hours rn
Tbh that's pretty reasonable, cause something like that is concerning
I go on 20h+ sleep benders a couple times a year
They are a must if you stay awake longer than the usual
sup ivan
Sometimes you just gotta go home after a long day and wake up not knowing whether it's 6pm or 6am
When is mine scheduled
Ive been staying up till 6 everyday for the past 4 months
Waking uo at
8:30ish
8:30am??
How are you alive
Indo not know
I had a drug fueled 40h day last month, think it took me 16h to feel alive again after that
enjoying my subs
wat subs, sammiches?
The fuck it we ball energy is poweful ig
I suppose
Do you caffeinate?
Respectable choice
no
Keeps me ip all night energized
Yea we got that here too
I do NIT know what my mom taught me to create
All i know is that its super energizing
is it red?
I just run on "improvised energy" or whatever the fuck, I wake up and just go on with however I feel no matter what 
Eemm my piss or the tea
I eventually just snap out of it if I wake up feeling terrible
the tea 
2nd smartest Pakistani in the chat
You sound like those people who'd reveal their credit card information if sleepy enough and asked
i have a feeling you will harm yourself within the next 2-4 years
Just a hunch
Maybe
Thats some real hater shit LOL
Sounds like something someone who will hurt himself says
Not hater I just used to be like that and hated my life
No need to be jealous of my awesomeness surrae 
Car wit da mohawk wat de heeeellll
I love how his mohawk splits when he raises his brows
he looks badass is what
He can be silly and still look good
Giantess buttplug is crazy
It is but i still enjoy the goof
pixar mom disorder
I need to play gamma, havent on new pc yet
Oh
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gae asf
Welcome back Iedy
Hello Flop , what is going on today
@river cloak (brick_nigga) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 12 hours to change your offensive pfp / name / bio or banned
been a lot of those lately
Just finished breakfast and gonna shave my face 
Then painfully wait for classes to end
Hey flop
Lately? 
Twink 
I don't even know the new schedule of one of them, I have yet to be told
man's gonna pull out the single 0.5cm hair on his chin out with tweezers and call that shaving
Flop shaving @placid sail this is an important lore update
Wait classes
In July ?

yes
Nah I have like accelerated hair growth or some shit, I started growing out beard and manly chest hair when I was quite young too, I think something went wrong but eitherway, don't like it 
1cm hair then
he was mentioning that from day one
smh
fake twink fan
One of my buddy's military friends from the Dakotas would do a clean shave each morning to pass dress regulations. By the time the evening came around he would fail regs cause his beard grew in that fast
bless you
Naner hat
Bro what 
Should I sell my car for 5 cents so I can afford fent
my favourite part of this is the background singers being normal
yes i will buy it and give you fent
i will use your car to mule fent
Good deal
No
@stone blade Country bathrooms be like
Taking a shit while staring into the void at 3am

country bathroom is a single wooden shak about 1,50 meters white
with a single hole
and u crouch to take a shit
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Still better than the KV-1
I wonder how much of it you understand iedy? at least a little?
why do you have three separate words for turdl
Tortuga
Testudo is latin
Tutel is...italian i think ?
Testoasa is Romanian
Tortuga is spanish
SCHILDKRΓTE
Kraut mf
Turtel
We are called Potato nowadays
armored krote 6: fires of Stutgart
Maybe it's german I should learn after all
krot
Armored Tortoise i guess taken to literal , meaning Turtle ( Frog with carapace on top )
I will scare cori with my presence again
the turkish word for βowlβ is apparently literally βmr. birdβ. could never be comfortable in a place like that
dr meow
Mole ? MAULWURF or MUTTERMAL
Laffetie did your username have a stroke
this is scary ah
SELBSTFAHRLAFFETTE
Basicky self proppeled gun
come to think of it, I was never afraid to go to the country toilet at night or ever
Yes id had a stroke
the perspective of engaging with the stench was so horrid on its own that there was no place for fear or anything else
i was , when i was a kiddo , we had a wasp nest next to the bulb on the way to the privy , even tho i ran past them one still stung me in the arm
that gave me ptsd , going at night to the shitter in the yard is bad business

and nobody ever bothered to get rid of the nest?
oh yeah the next day it was gone but , thats the thing , nobody knew until at night when they all got out around the bulb
the nest was hmmm under the roof thingie or whatever
the edge of the roof but under it , idk what its called
Bungie
wasps be like: fara caca in seara asta
220 or something employees fired yesterday and most of them were good ones

Broke ass company
this implies destiny or destiny 2 are critically acclaimed games

Constipated because of wasps
They lived for quite a while
Now theyre like going to shit
So they did brainwash people for quite a while
Oh a mountain lion is either getting railed or is stalking the poor guy. (Probably both)
I dont think the roomate was inebriated at all
been a hot minute since I've last played cockdivers
8 august big patch drops with new warbond
Maybe we party up with some GAMMers
id love to play but i aint got no money
i will be there to make fun of busy
that bitch is in love with me
No , i shat in one of the flower pots
iedy pretending like that wasn't him on the left
my name is iedy not mr online
stupid , learn to read
!!!1111!11
Omg i thought it was Ledy this whole time
How i wish i could sleep
a man loved by his animals is a man with a good heart
if the dude behind tho is a bull
he done fucked upp
I think i just had an aneurism trying to read that
I feel like
That one vid of the cat
And hes like looking retarded
And going HUH?
Shut up turk
nuh uh
oh
Greetings
you pinged me just in time from when I came back
Girls sleepover
whats up brainfart its ya boy skinny penis
nah, shes the one in the background wondering why she wasnt invited
dam 
Hello beezie
hello metrotyom
both games are bad
whats the left one?
Puttint silent hill after that otber game forgor name is WRONG!!
i have a reaction image for future youtubers that canβt beat the donβt talk to a minor speedrun
Its the one with goku wheres it like
I heard you a pedophile FREN
I heard you like littke boy and little girls FREN
Hi Shine | donut Hi whrexxy Hi Delight Hi Menace
Alo
arent u a vaper
tell that to some of my family, they can't quit lmao 
either way I don't smoke, I got perfectly healthy lungs
I'm kafir I can do whatever the fuck I want
The thing that has most turned me off from smoking or vaping, or even drinking, is seeing how much money people waste on that shit literally every day of their lives when I was working at a gas station.
π kafir
Arabic for "[Infidel]", not "Christian" or "Jew" or "Hindu" or any specific group of people. Typically a derogatory term used to refer to a [non-believer] who has [malevolent] intentions towards Islam and Muslims.
banned
in fact, I am vaping right now, as my nose is entirely filled with mucus and doesn't breathe
like a true addict
take some steam to unclog that nose
I'm not silly enough to pretend I'm not addicted to nicotine
I am washing it with salty solution from time to time and it does nothiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Rip off your nose and replace it with a cybernose.
bruh
bruh
busy moment
course you would be retarded enough to vape
he's trying to be hip with the kids by vaping
keep atin
smh, madi 2.0
atin
where are mashups with 1kla$
the who
I don't listen to music all that often alright

reminds me of something I did long ago lmao
literally khaytil
cute kot
still waiting for new class timings, come on teachers please
I'm waiting here
Somebody needs to make a time machine to go back and tell Reagan that weed prices are more stable than milk and eggs
pinch your nose together at the sides where the bendy part meets the hard part and blow
me complaining here is mostly done for the sake of complaining, not some actual advice, I know my sickness stuff
plus it's swelled rn rather than stuffed
could use an decongestant in two hours
busy flonase addiction arc
vaper
don't lecture me on dubious life choices, emotional vampire
mans thuggin it out in mordor, he needs his dopamine
yet you have still lost somehow

the consequences of being bulgarian
atleast its not as bad as being in mordor
alex W
at least the funky churches look cool
j-man really went hard as fuck on the interior design
ugly ass colors
still think ours look cooler
still better looking than what we've got going on
really?
last respite of whimsical joy colour-wise in the entire mordor
(and of course it's a temple)
the really nice ones are rare, most are some variation of this
bruh
@minor cypress company approached me showing interest, checked out their car park via google maps, imma tell them I'm interested as well 
Isnβt it a meme Protestant American churches look like shit
Good now boost their cars
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ok?
yeah when i think catholic/mormon churches i think ornate af
free car, free gas I'm not going to complain about that
fartbrain rn

Psychopath behavior
baaaaaased
chat is it based to make the race of your character in games according to the local messiah?
Dunmer for morrowind
Imperial for oblivion
Nord for skyrim
The only choice
your armor, sir
argonian all 3
twink armor
furry
only person here I trust is Delight
@solar obsidian tell him the armor is good for him
good armor for @tidal trellis , protects things he uses the most
thats becuase you're too busy biting it, twink
you hug a pillow when you sleep
not you too zoro 
it was too good of a chance to miss, flop
i had to take it

this looked good until i heard his name
I mean, I do use 2 two pillows when sleeping but I don't hug one
thats stupid
you better have two heads
@robust cove
my left mouse button creeks like an old door 
why
My elbows also do that
?
Dog eat your tether?
have you really been far even as decided to use even want to look more like?
call: 985-655- 2500 and sign the details for
go further and even more decided to use
you can really be far as decided twice as much to use and go wish for it
when you decide far even once to use and go want then get really far even as decided to use and look more like and go after
its just common sense!
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bro what
i'm tasting copper
i feel pain in my shoulder
you may want to go to the go to hospital

i love poland
what it say
it says that there was 3 bitches in a helicopter, and PiΓ±era dies
Maybe stalker 2 keeps getting delayed because if they fail they will have to enlist

Maybe they keep getting bombarded like that guy during the civil war that got his house occupied like 3 different times in 3 different places
so sad he wasnt killing a freedumb
They moved the entire studio to Czech Republic
almost get arrested
start a shootout that ends with about 50 men dead
bounty: $60
Is that in 1880's dollar?
It was Wilmer McLean lmao

lmao
checking the stalker subreddit is free entertainment i swear
All I hear is waah waah

Yesterday i drank a whole bottle of vodka
can you lend me 6 bucks?
π€
that's the price of the vodka i drank
very male on male high impact sexual violence oriented armor
I already know which mod this is
just be a gigachad ban evader
easy
i'm doing it right now 
/j

your thumb is weird
i didnt really mean it I just wanted you to feel conscious about your thumb
Mhm
it worked
K
I have influenced peoples thoughts and actions
your rhetoric has radicalised me
wow
you are solely to blame for my thumbism
this is waht it feels like to be a politician
literally me
no it's me
Oooh, so that's why my bf wanted to take me out today
Literally me
but couldnt because its raining cats and dogs and winding hard
Oh
bro he got the gravity fryer
wow no way air moves light piece of bread
No it cant
nvm
my sandwich just went flying because of the wind
Iβm Shimp
Also why are there two middle schoolers with full beards
what do you think "air fryer" means
Hunby is at least semi-realistic with his beard growth
there's plenty of high schoolers with beards and it probably looked at every type of yearbook possible

a fryer that uses oil and a shitload of hot air to shoot lasers and cook
clearly you do not own an air fryer
i dont
i said "clearly" dumbass
i live like that chinese dude in tiktok
that has all his house and town like some 50's house
idk where u live but getting an air fryer is pretty nice
Asheliigyune
At least itβs more versatile than an oven
i have a microwave tho
What a nice name
its pretty much the same
never compare a microwave to a glorious air fryer
heat stuff
Blowtorch 
I'll have you burned at the stake for this heresy
B11zk
close enough

Itβs objectively not the same
You can do a lot more with an air fryer
the method of heating or cooking its different
The microwave uses microwaves to heat stuff
and the air fryer uses air frying technology to heat stuff
Iβve seen more people compare air fryers to ovens and even that makes more sense
Comparing air fryers to microwaves is weird
air fryer and PSUs are the same
both produce heat
microwave and the sea are the same, too
your mom is weird
usagi1030, your new nickname is Smoke
animal abuse
I want the story of this image
have you ever seen a dick drawn on a chair?
old ass school chair
OLD?!
dawg the paint is chipping off
Those are the same chairs ive sat on like 18 years of my life
and until recently for 3 more years
that's not sign of being old
And im gonna splash you like im playing in the pool
me behind the plexiglass 
of course you can afford some plexiglass
shits cheap wdym
bruh
uhhh might wanna delete that if thats real blood
its probably not ngl
bro punched a peice of glass wdym
but im not gonna take risks
bro could've smashed it with a hammer
I guess
Me?
no, me
calls me rich and says they've smashed phones before
not phones dumbass
Me or the other guy?
I was talking to the shadow people
Who, me?
i literally spent like a year to get a new phone
Smells like cigs, bat shit and piss
London smell
But this is California
you want to see Flop in that armor π€¨
Different, has more freedom in it
busy is freaky like that
California having freedom
homander
is the show actually good
very imo
Free to suffer shitty rental prices, over priced bullshit and poverty with a nice view
it actually is
lmao
It is but the humor is off the fucking rails
especially season 4
where i live, a 250 bucks rent is existent
Rub it in why don't you
3 rooms one bathroom
I was born into this place man
250-300 bucks
its good but like others are saying dont watch it if you got a weak stomach
Fucking I'm of the ooze to say
i want this outfit fr
Its the Californian humor
π
Wow
bah I'll be fine
ok bro
wife
ouraboros
ngl Im Chilean, like half the population is a burglar
but NYC
and a thief
bulgaria has competition
and the other half is a weed/alcohol/cigs addict
Geez
Romania but South America
oh shit the light just blinked
yeah
What kind of idiot fitted a line to that data
occupied
But here the thing
Which one is more efficient
also eye for an eye, so here
Chilean peso is like 1.06 bucks
i mean
1000 clp is like a 1.06
bucks
The required cashier uniform for gas stations in Detroit
so its pretty decent ngl
Iβd like to see her take a morningstar to the ribs
I meant at like doing the hoodrat shit and stealing is what I meant
π
chileans at least the ones i know have like a moral code
they dont steal from their own place
imm now i cast heat metal
that's nice I think
there are gypsies that actually steal from their neighbors but
Yeah
lets say they dont stay long
Some sketchy couple was giving me side eyes
my favorite meme is europeans bitching about americans being racist but going rabid at the mere mention of Gypsies
i just found a video that resumes every region from chile
Its really true, i mean, gypsies are mostly bad people, at least that ones i know lmao
there may be good gypsies, of course, but as far as i know, none of them are lmao
that's why it's my favorite meme lol
because it's basically true
where i go out with my friends to drink and smoke, there are always gypsies asking for money, a smoke, a drink or a line of coke
my ex's cousin (Which i hate because she threatened me before this happened) got her phone stolen from one of those gypsies who's like a 12 year old girl that likes any substance, doesnt go to school and i dont think she'll get to 18, because she said no when asked for a line of coke
lmao
so youre telling me they dont actually love each other
is that a garand
No
@narrow lotus
ngl
here where i live there's a yearly party
the theme? Medieval and barbaric stuff
i want to go and have a very pretty medieval outfit
because i cant have the whole steel armor because i will die
how to win against face huggers
Bite down

This is the one actor in the whole of the aliens series that actually gets face fucked.
Really not the best way to get remembered 
nonsense, get a hammer, and a forge
i mean about the weight
What the fuck.. paulie? New account?
or better: wear a fucking mask
yeah its me
Watch a facehugger go after the mono boys 
Oh yeah, true. Though properly made plate armor can be not as heavy as you think, but still I see that, lol
i remember a video of how a facemask would break
Its not that heavy
another option is to clamp your teeth
i mean, im not very fit at all
it wont get through teeth
People had to run around and fight in that yk
that is like the hardest bones in human body
Thats fine, im just saying it would still be awesome if anyone could get plate armor
I thought about getting into Armored combat, going from HEMA, but its jsut too expensive, plus i take breaks from hobbies
Plate armor is warm as fuck to wear, but fun though.
especially with the gambeson and chainmail
Aye I wore a gambeson I think? Then some chain links but wasnt all connected
Was at some whackadoo fair and this guy had a few plate mails offering for people to wear.
that people that used them have like 15+ years of training
a group of gyspies and chileans would just go up and steal it off your body, lol
probably ngl
Not to mention your socks. Gypos love socks
i mean, there are people that think of stealing off you but you see very vulky or very difficult to steal and just not steal you
also im not the guy you think i am, lol i just stole his pfp
a person wearing metal armor through the street is not somebody you could stab to steal
you'd have to have a gun
It's da first of da month
Hot damn! Haha I made that PFP with AI art lol, if you want one specially for you shout out
lol i was wondering how ya made it, it was decently made, ill message ya if i get the idea for one, tanks man
Local stable diffusions super easy to run once its up and going, so I can either:
A) Generate something using a face of your choice.
B) Use an existing image and put a face of your choice on that.
C) Make something completely bat shit lmao
I mean, USA really has stupidly big streets





that shit is cool