🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

elp

[narrow sorrel]

Scientific fraud

muscle soreness?

[sage otter]

DOOR STUCK

[tidal trellis]

I'm getting the noble prize here, you aint

[narrow sorrel]

illegal possession of a firearm and personal protective equipment

[placid sail]

headache, fever, head spinning

[red glade]

TECHNICALLY....everything we do in the Zone is illegal by default since it's a forbidden zone. So at the very least you get a blanket charge of just being in the Zone.

[placid sail]

well, maybe a corona

[narrow sorrel]

flu's big indicator is muscle soreness

[placid sail]

CERVESTA CRYSTAL

[narrow sorrel]

where is your sputnik jab?!

[placid sail]

you qre definitely slav adjacent

and so is metro

which is peculiar

oh heez oh god

[primal rapids]

Many, many, many murders, illegal border crossing, several murders of government officials, desecration of a religious monument, grand arson, several million tons of ash littered on government property, murder of spouse, murder of spouse's armored, sword-wielding dog, murder of spouse's giant celestial lizard thing

[tidal trellis]

I'm a scientist, I'm allowed to be here

[narrow sorrel]

I'm a chinese immigrant (2years old lmao) living in murrica. My paternal grandparents went to school in kharkiv tho kek

[red glade]

Anyway I'm off to blast 80s synthrock while playing Ace Combat

[red glade]

Hrm...fair. You win this time.

[placid sail]

sick multiclassing

[low atlas]

he can use all the slurs

[placid sail]

aaeeeeuuigghggtree

[tidal trellis]

Checkmate, I win

[narrow sorrel]

Only the one from that one song

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826785190114099232/1125025066044895313/doc32367834_666168092-1.gif

[low atlas]

[green schooner]

@low atlas i have 9 sledgehammers now

and upgraded my base in raven creek

sadly they made respawns every 1 irl week

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1267899365817712660/IMG_1491.png?ex=66aa76cd&is=66a9254d&hm=94bd213c2c652081cab9aec4774f2d25903ebe2a820db612b37549ffbeb8b103&

[narrow sorrel]

You're not supposed to have that gun...

[tidal trellis]

Give one sledgehammer to me

[low atlas]

Not bad though

[green schooner]

for what

twink

[low atlas]

Makes it not so quiet

[tidal trellis]

Killing people

[green schooner]

trueeeeee

but i have 10k kills

so

i highly doubt

[low atlas]

yea yea yea

[tidal trellis]

Warsaw pact weaponry, it's permitted, bitch

[low atlas]

Liar liar

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-death-of-stalin-meme-soviet-anti-soviet-behavior-guilty-gif-27253033

[final cedar]

doesn't get arrested

[narrow sorrel]

I... don't think that's how firearms law works

[heavy peak]

It did
And it will soon others, if you continue rage baiting.
Or calling a wrong guy a retard, that is not in on the joke.

[real tinsel]

waa waa

how about stop being pussies

this whole social media being based around snowflakes is retarded as hell

[tidal trellis]

hi khaytiil I heard lot bout you but first time seeing you

hi

[real tinsel]

why is everyone supposed to walk on eggshells around the retards

[summer flame]

[narrow sorrel]

khaytiil about to get deleted

[ruby minnow]

Felony speeding and killing a family of 4 in a car crash

[final cedar]

there's being easily offended and not knowing when to stop

[real tinsel]

if it is the latter then i get it

[real tinsel]

hi

[river robin]

1984

[real tinsel]

yes i don't hang here often

[tidal trellis]

greetings

[final cedar]

like joining a grieving mothers facebook group posting pictures of healthy, totally not dead babies

[narrow sorrel]

Wait what crimes do I get for playing highfleet other than insubordination and uh, whatever is associated with use of a nuclear weapon on population centers?

[heavy peak]

Josta level comparison moment

[final cedar]

i was just trying to come up with inappropriate levels of online interaction

[ruby minnow]

war crimes

the hague

[summer flame]

speaking from experience?

[narrow sorrel]

oh yeah I overthrew a local Doyen

[low atlas]

yeah but if they didn't do anything to the person who called them retarded, why even do it

it's called decency

[final cedar]

I barely have enough motivation to shitpost here, that's levels of planning and degeneracy you expect from teenagers without a social circle

[placid sail]

you trying to explain to KHAYTIL of all people what a tone deaf being is must be the most hillarious event of the day

[river robin]

they subjected me to the sight of their fetish being used as their pfp

[final cedar]

who kaytil again

[placid sail]

here

[final cedar]

oh

[placid sail]

yup

[final cedar]

[drowsy solstice]

Real

[placid sail]

yeah no fuck that I'm downing skme teraflt before sleep

[final cedar]

skooma

[summer flame]

downing what?

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1222984182087553135/Tannia-Ye-gif--5194348.gif

[storm stream]

can't arrest a corpse that is blown to pieces and burnt to charcoal

the game: War thunder

[placid sail]

teraflu

[final cedar]

cold medicine

[summer flame]

oooh

[low atlas]

how longs it been since you've been flued up

[narrow sorrel]

leaked military documents?
used a 500% booster so didnt get to commit crimes?

[placid sail]

curse you, random shmuck from corpo party eho probably has infected a good deal of people aside from me

[tidal trellis]

And he says I complain a lot

[low atlas]

Be quiet flop go back to your video games

[placid sail]

monday, but it eas just a sore throat yesterday

ye be quite flo

[tidal trellis]

Who are u to tell me what to do

[low atlas]

you shut up too busy

[placid sail]

fuck you er

[tidal trellis]

"Be quite flo"

[placid sail]

whoever you are

[low atlas]

both of u stop talking about each other

back on topic

[placid sail]

what tooic

[storm stream]

actually last time I used a 500% booster I got did a good near-nuke match

[low atlas]

assuming you have a fever ontop of it too?

weather must be fucked because I'm getting a flu myself

[placid sail]

only 38 but ifell like shit

[low atlas]

At the worst fuckin time

[storm stream]

• I don't know where to even get those docs to leak them

[placid sail]

I'm gonna miss vocal lessons ans a meeting with a friend on weekend and I'm pissed

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/head-in-ass-hancock-will-smith-im-gonna-beat-your-ass-gif-16610664

[low atlas]

they won't go away it's fine

drink soup

best time for it

[placid sail]

true but still sucks

[tidal trellis]

What surrae said, and not like you can do much about it eitherway

[placid sail]

yeah already eate soups

[low atlas]

flop

[tidal trellis]

I'm on topic mf

[placid sail]

I'm going to whine, and you can't dtop me

mostly because Idplay games instead but im tired

commence whine

[low atlas]

My phone crashed and deleted the roast I wrote

You have been spared

[tidal trellis]

Don't think video games are that great of a idea either (unless it's something that can be not that intensive)

[placid sail]

wait where is it

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[low atlas]

if it's not lentil it doesn't hit the same

[placid sail]

[placid sail]

chicken soup or bust

eat your fart beans yourself

[tidal trellis]

lentil?

[low atlas]

ok, but the chicken can't be stringy or it's awful

[placid sail]

well actually ni

lentils soup is good

but bot now

[placid sail]

stringy chicken

what the fucj

[low atlas]

Like

Thin

[placid sail]

us your chicken rotting??

a

[low atlas]

No dumbass

[placid sail]

the broth?

[tawny plaza]

Unlawful use of force, manslaughter or straight up murder, I don't know where the line is drawn. Uhh... I think that'd be it.

[sage otter]

The cobra venom marinade for extra tenderness

[low atlas]

no but when the chicken is thinly sliced it isn't very nice imo

[narrow sorrel]

did I commit crimes in civ4?

[tidal trellis]

Stringy chicken? I've never heard of that

[low atlas]

READ ABOVE

https://tenor.com/view/sir-gregor-clegane-game-of-thrones-mountain-vs-drunk-the-mountain-got-gregor-clegane-gif-5085620039867258042

[tidal trellis]

Check the time headass

[narrow sorrel]

...overcooked white meat?

[placid sail]

mf eats the chicken sliced in a particular way

[low atlas]

Read faster

[placid sail]

sheikh twinkrrae mf

[sage otter]

How do you slice a chicken into strings

[low atlas]

it ain't strings I meant thin

I corrected it

[placid sail]

so what your saying is th chunks must be big

[low atlas]

Yes

[placid sail]

never speak English again

[sage otter]

[low atlas]

Suck me

[placid sail]

flops duty not mine

[low atlas]

fuck off

[tidal trellis]

Fuck does that mean

[low atlas]

shut up flop

[sage otter]

That means you gotta take one for the team man

[tidal trellis]

Shut up alt

[low atlas]

Tbh though

Chicken soup

I haven't had in like, 4 years, it's just been mushroom, lentil and broccoli

[placid sail]

cool chicken soop

where's chicken

[sage otter]

garlic chicken soup, can't go wrong

[low atlas]

Ooo

Actually right

Garlic chicken soup was nice

[placid sail]

I have but one essential criteria for chicken soup, everything else is bonus lap

do you

[tidal trellis]

I don't think I'm inherently picky with soup, I think I just like soup in general so I'd just take any offered to me

[placid sail]

fry vegetables like carrit abd onion

before throwing in the soup

[upper shore]

@river robin You can always call me a retard

[placid sail]

or bot

[low atlas]

mmmm

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gif-9961640842832527249

[tidal trellis]

Sounds good

[low atlas]

If I recall yes

[sage otter]

Soup is underated you can make your crazy scientist mix and it somehow works out in the end

[placid sail]

you may live

[low atlas]

you are a sickly old man, don't talk to me like that on your death bed

[placid sail]

anyone throwing raw onion and carrots straight into soup must kill themselves asap

unless it's for broth alone and would be discarded later

[sage otter]

Agreed on the onions

[low atlas]

I'm telling u

[sage otter]

But ofc i'm putting carrots in

[low atlas]

Try broccoli soup

[placid sail]

frying carrots is very good, it doesn't change its color profile much, BUT the oil itself infuses with carrot juice

and ehen you dump it all ibto soup, it's extra nice color

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-tony-soprano-gif-19777134

[sage otter]

What oil are we talking about, i'm not frying them in the soup

[placid sail]

because nobody likes a transparent colorless broth

[sage otter]

I'm fucking lost

[tidal trellis]

Keep up

[placid sail]

1. you fry chopped onions and carrots on a skillet with oil until tender
2. you dump it off into doup

[low atlas]

He's saying you fry them a bit, the oil you cook them with sticks to the veg

[sage otter]

no

[placid sail]

are you feverish too frenchie

[sage otter]

Either it's in a stew and I throw em in, or it's in a soup and I mix them in

[placid sail]

what

[low atlas]

I'm not in brainfart I'm in a hospital

[placid sail]

the door is right there

[low atlas]

Everyone is more feverishly lost than the other

[sage otter]

Bro it's a soup you gotta mix your vegetables at some point

I'm so confused

[low atlas]

Yeah bro he PUTS THEM IN after frying

[sage otter]

WHY

[tidal trellis]

[low atlas]

because it's softer that way and you have the taste of the oil with it too

[placid sail]

because onions just boiled are yucky and slimy! and if you fry them beforehand, they retaib form better and are tastier!

[sage otter]

Yeah for the onions, but not for the carrots

You can also just add the carrots at the end and eat them raw

[low atlas]

carrots are so nice

i never cook them, just buy them and eat them straight ip

[sage otter]

what's up doc

[tidal trellis]

I mean, yeah that works too

[placid sail]

frying carrots is for infusing oil with their color while you fry thr onions anyway, not for taste. the oil adds a nice sunny color to broth

[fading shuttle]

https://imgur.com/81DQov6

[placid sail]

I wanna make the Real Deal™️ broth sometime, when you cook a big ass pot with shitton of meat and veggies just for the broth that is so potent you cab drink it as beer

but it's a whole endeavor

someday

[pale ingot]

it boggles the mind

[green schooner]

hi bussy

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfhowling-yes-gif-20150350

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/baffling-gif-24471655

[sage otter]

The family plov to feed the whole village

[placid sail]

plov is actually pretty easy

[sage otter]

I love it

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1241100033693061220/1699863180838456.gif

[sage otter]

Simple and effective

[placid sail]

but a good chunk of Caucas will fight you to death over their ONLY REAL AND GOOD variation of plov

[sage otter]

Classic

[low atlas]

god I'm so hungry now

[tidal trellis]

hes up to something

[placid sail]

I prefer chicken, chickpeas and just a little bit of raisins

[tidal trellis]

I could eat a horse, hooves and all

[sage otter]

I'm gonna eat peas and then i'm off to bed

[upper shore]

And to think... all I used to wanna do was sell insurance.

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pussy-cat-cute-gif-14360666

[low atlas]

When this is all over, I'm gonna m-

[placid sail]

aside from thr usual ingredients of course

[sage otter]

goodnight chat

[tidal trellis]

Ah who am I kidding.

[upper shore]

You're talkin' to yourself again...

[low atlas]

busy

Cheapest meal you've ever made

but still good

Go

I need this knowledge

[tidal trellis]

you're scaring off the pigeons

[placid sail]

pita with egg, cheese and spices on it, cooked in an oven

[upper shore]

If they see you talking to me out here... we'll both be in trouble.

[placid sail]

peeta

[low atlas]

peeeta

[ruby minnow]

horse

the peta is here

[low atlas]

I am so broke my ass is gonna go down and buy two eggs to eat

[placid sail]

also many other variations of cheap ass leftovers baked on pita in an oven

my personal unholy mini pizzeria

[tidal trellis]

I see they took your suitcase too, they can't get away with this much longer

[low atlas]

I used to do uh

egg 'pizza' on a piece of bread

[placid sail]

oh, speaking of depressingly cheap snack, people in the village I grew in enjoyed eating abysmally cheap mordor ramens as chips, and eating rye bread with plant oil and salt

[low atlas]

yesss

like you break it up in the bag, put the spices in and shake it

[placid sail]

ye

[low atlas]

that shit was so good when we were kids

[placid sail]

also the slavic classic of a breakfast

vermicelli cooked in milk with sugar

[low atlas]

what's that?

[placid sail]

tiny pasta that cooks fast

cheap as dirt too

[low atlas]

Ahh I see

We have this weird version of 'milk'

Called laban

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/raora-panthera-raora-panthera-ラオーラ-パンテーラ-gif-10501071700770152025

[low atlas]

It's salty and usually heavy, we used to dump it in rice and that was a meal

[placid sail]

salty and heavy

smetana?

[low atlas]

No it's called laban, or leben

Fermented milk

Its between milk and yogurt basically

[placid sail]

smetana is fermented milk too, sour and just a bit salty

great for soups and dumplings

[low atlas]

Ohh it might be then, interesting

We never put it in our soups, it's usually a refreshing drink

[placid sail]

oh, you drink it huh

so closer to our kefir, then

[low atlas]

Yeah, it helps cool you down

[placid sail]

not to confuse with enemies of Islam

[primal rapids]

Using a mod that gives better first person views. I played myself.

[low atlas]

It is very similar or the same I think

[placid sail]

behold

his yiesty glory

mister meow

[low atlas]

That looks just like our bottles lol

[storm stream]

Kefir

[tidal trellis]

funny little creature on it

[low atlas]

I'm so excited to go home and drink it I can't lie

that shit is divine

[placid sail]

this is Matroskin for you

[tidal trellis]

ah

[placid sail]

flying kefir

https://tenor.com/view/matroskin-sharik-prostokvashino-angry-run-gif-11895091

[low atlas]

baby tom

and Jerry is a dog now

Wtf

[tidal trellis]

never seen this before

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate Flop a score of 59.3875 / 100

I'd rate busy a score of 20.4344 / 100

[tidal trellis]

oh wow

nearly perfect

as I so clearly am

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247562751279235174/femboy.gif

[tidal trellis]

god fucking damn it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/itsjadeyanh-vape-jadeyanh-gif-1749635199711473589

[placid sail]

nah, it's more like, a cat, dog and a teenager that considers himself an adult, leaving the urban society behind and settling in an abandoned house in a village and fighting against the government, societal norms and the postman from there

[tidal trellis]

hes so happy

[placid sail]

and then they killed the postman

https://tenor.com/view/дошутился-ошибка-могила-закопал-dig-gif-16084965

[gilded blade]

He likes what he saw

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-kick-vylerria-gif-21904742

[tidal trellis]

that became dark quickly

[low atlas]

postman probably deserves it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-think-троеизпростоквашино-gif-11819129

he's a bit of a cunt

as you would expect from a state worker

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-ohnepixel-ohne-jadey-rejuicer-gif-14808655776447650946

[low atlas]

Today's postman is tomorrow's taxman

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-goth-girl-hotline-discontinued-phone-gif-3014627563896042151

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pochtalon-pechkin-dance-gif-25799271

modern continuation of that cartoon is unbearably cringe

but glad Pechkin is living his best life ig

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-kim-kitsuragi-harry-du-bois-dance-gif-24985779

[placid sail]

are you ready to see me activate almost every slav in vicinity

https://tenor.com/view/nu-pogodi-just-you-wait-dance-dancing-singing-gif-10907447

code command: active sleeper agents

[gilded blade]

NOOO THE WOLF THING IS GOING MWADI MODE

[placid sail]

it's all complicated with those two

very complicated

https://tenor.com/view/tanec-tango-gif-10030649

it's like tom and jerry, except with a lot of crossdressing and mild sexual tension

... and also the wolf is portrayed as a soviet dissident and has every trait that is unpleasant for proletariat society

oh and a lot of cool music and singing

[tidal trellis]

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

rude

[placid sail]

do not disgusted clint our glorious cartoon legacy

[tidal trellis]

Alright alright

My bad

[placid sail]

fucking

polite mf

[tidal trellis]

What can I say, I was raised to be so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I had many good influences

[low atlas]

Whoever taught you to complain so much isn't

[tidal trellis]

I'm quite the guy, that's just it

[gilded blade]

Like both of your dads

[low atlas]

Too far

[tidal trellis]

Silence bingo

[gilded blade]

[fading shuttle]

smh, woke tom and jerry

[placid sail]

nobody had those weird western thoughts at the time

back in the day, it was just "haha big and scary wolf in a snegurochka dress haha"

[fading shuttle]

woke

[placid sail]

westerners ruined everything with their shit

[low atlas]

have you seen modern cartoons

It hurts

So much

[fading shuttle]

nu pogodi progressive icon

[placid sail]

if you genuinely dislike nu pogodi, do me a solid and throw yourself under a train asap

[tidal trellis]

I need to make a tier ranking of cartoons I watched when I was younger

[low atlas]

At some point CN was banned in my country because they were getting too fruity

[fading shuttle]

never seen it because im not old

only know it exists

i watched tom and jerry

[low atlas]

I remember this anime when we were kids of this girl who got sold because her step father was broke

[placid sail]

I'm honestly surprised your land of the free speech allowed any western cartoon at all

[low atlas]

It was OK for a while, and censorship greatly exists

[tidal trellis]

Yet you still ended up as you are

[low atlas]

If you watched a series or movie on tv, woman kissing man? 20 min time skip

[low atlas]

an iron willed soul?

damn right

[tidal trellis]

Don't worry about it

[low atlas]

shut up

bottom

[tidal trellis]

WHA

[low atlas]

cease speaking

[tidal trellis]

How can a member of sand dwellers say something so false and horrible

[low atlas]

we may be similar but we are very different

i get it bro, you just don't wanna say anything because they are listening

I get it

[tidal trellis]

Shut up surrae

[low atlas]

nice try

[deep topaz]

morning b fart

what's going on

[tidal trellis]

Shiver me timbers

[deep topaz]

yarg

[tidal trellis]

[pale ingot]

shiver me twinkers

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711276038050807909/1267947725585125488/lalilule.mov?ex=66aaa3d7&is=66a95257&hm=a2a7587920131f80be6bd6afa6fc058ace34c9fd3b0ed03909d23da606bb4bf7&

[primal rapids]

Capitan wants me to steal a car
it's a rusted shitheap of a van
???
he tells me to keep it in good condition for the buyer
?????

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1267880289842106388/image0.jpg?ex=66aa6509&is=66a91389&hm=bf3cb13735459c502987503e42af95fc90aef836a94961a427082df733edc63b&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1267813262486011955/IMG_20240729_210833.jpg?ex=66aa269c&is=66a8d51c&hm=3628981d4886c064a9f4f87ca9db1d582a24564d1ca39179bda6ca67010fb412&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1267972229845749861/image.png?ex=66aabaa9&is=66a96929&hm=bba664488c1885b732f036a53bfce46351d9e2e287d438d81d843acd496b0b73&

[tidal trellis]

That's terrible

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978271749533761536/1267478264453005312/ssstwitter.com_1722260704579.mp4?ex=66aa401e&is=66a8ee9e&hm=3ea1e0d0e640fa9911517a0358f05daa955ca7932a3889d738d3ec5420b489d0&

I go sleep, goodnight peoples

[ancient lynx]

im so loved

[tidal trellis]

You are not the guy

[ancient lynx]

what?

he pinged me dude

[heavy peak]

Imagine, even iedy once confused our helper with this clown

[ancient lynx]

I keep winning

[tidal trellis]

You are not the guy, you're not even capable of being the guy

[ancient lynx]

I'm too good to be him

I am what every oflin looks up to

[heavy peak]

Why do you think we keep him locked down here?

Mf is too dangerous to be outside

[tidal trellis]

[narrow lotus]

Change your fucking name you damn onion

[ancient lynx]

why

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/R1Ci3lwNpYk

https://bigmemes123.funnyjunk.com/movies/Vaulting+surrogate+high_47412a_11809403.mp4

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671093304045076502/1214817144710103120/IMG_0171.jpg?ex=66aa7de1&is=66a92c61&hm=5dad38c361223a6d54fcc653dac7dd026b9bfe65e0179b8a44966a41bdd0feda&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/640714574902984717/1103764494661976176/FvTWNnzX0As42Xd.png?ex=66aa8fca&is=66a93e4a&hm=7af31e36281969864eaa1c7e34f2b459ed323251c0accb673f95e2e2363b2304&

i

have been cackling at this video for the past 5 mins

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/611465821184720909/864887551949275146/213649330_591556588490535_8574877122716794964_n.mp4?ex=66aa54cd&is=66a9034d&hm=dd64e13f54c43e01b712bb93ab41b17cf7532a0c9044fdc3bf0aa44aa4577f8b&

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-getting-out-of-hand-star-wars-viceroy-jedi-sith-gif-11488732

[placid sail]

ahhhhh

teraflu is going iiiiiin

better than craaaack

https://tenor.com/view/breeze-nicolas-cage-con-air-smile-gif-14443307

I'm coming brainfart

[crude canyon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUy_W4ifHpI

[grizzled meadow]

10/10

[deep topaz]

Falco do you live in italy

[broken topaz]

No, Falco is new york italian

[deep topaz]

That explains things

[broken topaz]

Yea he's like Soprano italian

Essentially

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-nothing-chin-flick-gif-22794125

[broken topaz]

Btw im lying

I love spreading misinformation

[cyan mulch]

https://youtu.be/-aAku5nXAEI

[green schooner]

ugly

[glad carbon]

hi vro :3

@green schooner hi bro

[grizzled meadow]

IT'S LOUD

[river robin]

my FUCKIN EARS

[glad carbon]

hi binkly

hi @toxic delta

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck forgot to add the warning

[river robin]

:(

[toxic delta]

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1267946597740839046/fiend.gif

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/oldschoolrobloxdisaster-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-by-bonbon-sgb-gif-26141938

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/car-uh-car-garn47-cat-bounce-gif-8905658433156715392

[broken topaz]

I joined vc and called you gae

And you didnt even reply

😔

[toxic delta]

nooooo i was asleep 😭

[broken topaz]

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184506327507140608/1267684941223694379/d90d8648a0baf44b.png?ex=66aa57da&is=66a9065a&hm=1e29c2965b7f0225fc98a6fdf73260f279b36e7374f3df9b0c07fe3f1f4d76a1&

[glad carbon]

thats true

[native aurora]

https://vxtwitter.com/uwutoowo1/status/1818332444619104643

[green schooner]

@broken topaz yum

taco bell

[final cedar]

is Shrek showing off his swampy onion there?

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1266212217406361630/VID_20240725_225153_999.mp4?ex=66aaeb05&is=66a99985&hm=ccd45076b93d67122493e28796216b0908dae0eb839d80f9aefb5882aa62c34c&

some of yall on the way to work

[fallow trellis]

ps5 has no games

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1267814982930792531/image0.jpg?ex=66aad0f6&is=66a97f76&hm=75cdeea7456c55d1ca6a73bd9d5e1637564f12af180f365bc86d28ed0dfdb4cf&

[deep topaz]

it has ghost of tsushima, thats all it needs

[fallow trellis]

has one game, its a ghost

[low atlas]

Bloodborne on PS5 and sales will spike trust

[fallow trellis]

the qin dynasty isnt real

[glad carbon]

mf can afford a 1000+ suit but not a damn electric scooter

even a rented electric scooter

[toxic delta]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporus

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

man I want to make a joke which I'm sure will bomb

[fallow trellis]

bomb

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to toasterdude

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[fallow trellis]

stop staring at me

[final cedar]

creepy chan or what?

[fallow trellis]

damn people here are old

but ye

[mint drum]

https://youtu.be/bEolanO3Eow

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1242104866256588810/I_cant_find_Pussy_anywheeere.mp4?ex=664c9fcd&is=664b4e4d&hm=fd0930b3a87ae1566708fcd2c17905757fbbcb5f4c3e0d37628d773293dc3e17&

[final cedar]

her pictures remind me of ransom pictures the cartel would send to the family

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873729689049518120/1132863148211314699/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif?ex=66aa4b46&is=66a8f9c6&hm=6dadb0bb2584e7b9b21db9de0e0e9e9f386e712cf6c2575e6327571b10e09370&

am i tweaking or was there another version of this where this guy was smoking meth

these SPT bots are nuts

[final cedar]

[deep topaz]

would

[fallow trellis]

would what

[deep topaz]

pipe

[fallow trellis]

what are you going to do with the pipe

[minor cypress]

New favorite user: lady has 500+ tickets and is convinced every system hiccup is a vulnerability and drones are spying on her or changing her files randomly.

[green schooner]

Me!

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1268040718450950164/IMG_2182.jpg?ex=66aafa72&is=66a9a8f2&hm=7a5568a979d2116e6bed79eaeed25946e4f90d7a3d440697bf3e6b14cff45265&

[uncut yew]

Plot twist: The drones are real, they were sent by Huawei to spy on her.

[deep topaz]

now that you can have wifi fucking lightbulbs i bet it's a lot easier to intrude on a network

[final rose]

Where rhe fuck do you get copper wires in garage

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1268040717914345535/1720807954701108.png?ex=66aafa72&is=66a9a8f2&hm=ed4c6b46817d7eca97041c257c972d58259331e4e4def8038361f24d9781aa13&

master weed

[glad carbon]

detect for stashes

[final rose]

?

[tidal trellis]

Stella?

[green schooner]

Wdym

ohhhh

use your detector

in dark valley

[deep topaz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GTiJVUHasAAO-kN.jpg:large

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1267789711532101663/istockphoto-1367706749-612x612.jpg?ex=66aab96d&is=66a967ed&hm=5a9c862854423eed9693fb2a0a7d3de002f90f9b3f520923fe4d451c891b1035&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936620777309089792/1267944803753132139/20240730_165340.mp4?ex=66aaa11e&is=66a94f9e&hm=03891920473eadcb27bb4c71d88d22d068b332673519fb5e4bae54ab93090098&

gote

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1267997355861348362/PXL_20240728_160257984.jpg?ex=66aad20f&is=66a9808f&hm=e385537542938934cff2ebde7636054d7483558c31cf4801781117a0e1160afb&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1268008672186077194/PXL_20240731_004647992.png?ex=66aadc99&is=66a98b19&hm=8a3be6776161a950295f8ff6123f075fad52e008ecf3a9af51bca5bf8aecbd88&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1268058433869840485/RDT_20240619_1051002180106390080676397.jpg?ex=66ab0af2&is=66a9b972&hm=d02d1415a7d79d5a8d5600fd67a13865dd50100214b5cb4f749b28c98a5368ef&

im so not used to the tarkov bots all behaving not brainless

even the shitters are putting up a good fight

[minor cypress]

Bro i can tell exactly what brand tv, home alarm, lightbulbs and fridges people use half the time just from logs. Those IoT devices are the noisy devil

[minor cypress]

If its sent by huwei, we have bigger problems shit has been banished so far from our equipment

IoT shit is always soooo noisy and needy. Always trying to phone home for attention like an attention starved goblin

[glad carbon]

hi @deep topaz

[deep topaz]

heowdy

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crumb-cuptoast-flea-dinner-dinner-flea-gif-10521290356286538329

[green schooner]

hi homo

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/nap-time-tired-passed-out-sun-bathing-relaxing-gif-14656517

[uncut yew]

I would not put it past them.
I still remember the scandal in Denmark when Huawei conducted espionage against TDC (telecom company) to influence a bid for 5g equipment.
TDC had to set up a special group to try and find the mole, but the group was being tracked. It got so bad that they ended up having to use a fancy restaurant in a tall building for their security meeting since other locations seemed compromised, but then Huawei sent a fucking drone up to spy on them through the window

[inland jackal]

Someone is literally boiling water on my work

With this setup

[deep topaz]

some people are a special breed

[minor cypress]

fucking huwei. Nah we've checked their stuff extensively, lady is just schizo.

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1268066857936752660/IMG_8419.png?ex=66ab12ca&is=66a9c14a&hm=8ce7838d77ee02a7ab906d466936a032a77cf388bba7ba84c603b78e186e6d98&

[inland jackal]

Okay the boss just took down the contraption

He put it back

Fuckin coffee addicts

Hi phrota

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

what a pimp

boy am i glad he had a nade in his hands when i saw him

he would've murdered me

[deep topaz]

just drank a FIR moonshine in the stash because of that fucking double click

[clear vapor]

was it tasty?

[inland jackal]

He passed out

[deep topaz]

me feel funny

[tame hazel]

She has the same hair as me except alot longer

[inland jackal]

Fake

[solar obsidian]

me and who

[inland jackal]

U and ivan

[solar obsidian]

very good, dont go down to their low level

[river zealot]

Happened to me before

[deep topaz]

got kedr scavved after i killed 5 "PMCs" and 6 scavs

last guy blacked my stomach so they homed in on me

first guy i dropped had a wicked 7.62 MDR that i kept using

i have one final fuckin quest to do on ground zero but i NEVER get the right side

[pastel quartz]

so fucking annoying when blood gets into your lungs cant stop choking and coughing

[inland jackal]

Thats enough newbies trolling for today

[glad carbon]

yeah its so annoying

even worse is when blood gets past ur blood brain barrier

[deep topaz]

is that why my brain feels so warm

[glad carbon]

no ur just cumbrained

[fallow trellis]

skill issue

[minor cypress]

Just tell it you don't consent and it legally can't go there

[glad carbon]

@deep topaz are you on spt

[deep topaz]

yes

[glad carbon]

check out uhh

welcome to tarkov

on the mod page

theres a ton of mods for that

some really nice gun additions

[deep topaz]

is WTT a mod or just a mod series

all i can find are addons

[fading shuttle]

#💣tarkov-released

[glad carbon]

addons i guess

its a series of mods

by different creators

[inland jackal]

Tarkov be like

P!gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[lyric horizon]

literally me frfr

[magic tartan]

you fr fr

[eager igloo]

Maybe I should come back to the zone

[naive bison]

I wanna post an edgy meme

[deep topaz]

double kill with an AGS

[naive bison]

#💣tarkov-released

[eager igloo]

Real

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/395999237122424837/1268030230535344158/qv90q4wq6nfd1.png?ex=66aaf0ad&is=66a99f2d&hm=76a949c97e33f1d5f1f2d347e2991538cc37600cc6ea43bc6f0c8a61304e0cdf&

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[fading shuttle]

bro really responding the day after

rent free

[pale ingot]

gae mode enabled

[naive bison]

Master keef

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-i-can-do-whatever-the-hell-i-want-gif-5627490677783753049

[fading shuttle]

you arent iedy, ryry lives in your head rent free

[magic tartan]

pussy

[deep topaz]

i need me an extra most bestest cheese pizza

for only $7.99

[fading shuttle]

rent free

[eager igloo]

Hel 👋

[eager igloo]

Omg a car

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[deep topaz]

car

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1266185558619721864/1158906831666683925.gif

[inland jackal]

@magic tartan

Wyelins pov

[stone blade]

I love my new sub

[inland jackal]

Submarine

[magic tartan]

emoji are for weak

[stone blade]

Bro the bass is so thick and fat

shit sounds so good

[glad carbon]

[inland jackal]

Ah subwoofer

Yea love it

[deep topaz]

tops be like

[stone blade]

[inland jackal]

I got one at home too

[stone blade]

Sadly I can't have two

[inland jackal]

Hercules brand

[glad carbon]

ass*

[stone blade]

one for each corner

and blow my apartment building with low notes

[eager igloo]

Until your neighbour comes to you with a hatchet

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[stone blade]

I mean this one is already getting a bit too much for my apartment

[glad carbon]

live on the streets and build a house out of subwoofers

[stone blade]

I didn't expect it to be this powerful tbh

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/shots-flexing-ak47-customization-gif-12241709

[fading shuttle]

best part is you pinging specifically when hes asleep because youre scared of actually interacting with him

[magic tartan]

break windows with it

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024110975265292389/1246764977902190632/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

[fading shuttle]

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[magic tartan]

timezone

[deep topaz]

dude got some distance on some of those

[stone blade]

I'm thinking of what song to play

that has a nasty bass line

u guys got some ideas?

[green schooner]

I have many of just him

Little goober

[magic tartan]

Песня крокодила Гены

[stone blade]

@green schooner @deep topaz ❤️

[green schooner]

I hate you

[stone blade]

Why

[glad carbon]

what the slugcat doin doe

[inland jackal]

@shell venture

[deep topaz]

whar

[ruby minnow]

its going to become a

modpack

i believe

for now they're just releasing their mods standalone

[deep topaz]

interesting

[eager igloo]

#💣tarkov-released

[inland jackal]

P!gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[glad carbon]

hiii @green schooner

[river zealot]

Man al basrah is my favourite map in squad

[inland jackal]

Al mazrah

[river zealot]

Narva is fine

Talil, yehorivka and other big maps can suck my nuts

[cunning lance]

[fallow trellis]

cant wait for assassins creed shadows

[glad carbon]

another ubisoft game

damnation

tell me when they make a 3rd division

[magic tartan]

woke

[glad carbon]

wokeylin

[magic tartan]

wokfreta

[glad carbon]

frotta

[magic tartan]

[glad carbon]

:3

[eager igloo]

Quinn is alive

[inland jackal]

P!who

[foggy mantle]

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[coarse bear]

https://fixvx.com/HakitaDev/status/1818297212788674578?t=VMVHW0Yrj8kB1o4A2X1Z2g&s=19

[stone blade]

Yo gimme the gif of the cat being burned

please thanks

[glad carbon]

hi dry

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024110975265292389/1246764977902190632/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

[stone blade]

I said being burned

not this one

the other one

with the fire

[coarse bear]

Hi
Ain't that a nice cabbage

[glad carbon]

thats the one though

[glad carbon]

[inland jackal]

Its ethanol fire

Its invisible

[stone blade]

there was a different one

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

I found it myself tyvm

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz is this true

[pastel quartz]

Ethanol is flammable

[inland jackal]

But invisible

Right?

[pastel quartz]

No

Ethanol is visible

But methanol is invisible in light

[inland jackal]

That one

[slender rock]

Eugh

[fallow trellis]

its going to be entertaining

[quaint ore]

The black 'samurai' was a literal pet which japanese viewed as a demon

And the best part is that he capitalised on it

[magic tartan]

meth noticed ?

[fallow trellis]

man had a mindset of a modernday internet influencer entrepreneur

[naive bison]

That’s not meth that’s wall termite

[fallow trellis]

waltermart

[pastel quartz]

[fallow trellis]

cant wait for ubi to add a romanian in AC shadows

[quaint ore]

I think this is the coolest part about him

[fallow trellis]

like a sidecharacter

[quaint ore]

He was smart as fuck

[fallow trellis]

idk much about him but he was smart to bail after the clan got fucked

or rather during

[naive bison]

Theft of horses was in the game from the start

[inland jackal]

@stone blade almost break time, just washed hands

Toilet smells of cigarettes

Day ruined

[stone blade]

classic tbh

[upper shore]

The nostalgic childhood smell of cigarette smoke and hard alcohol... aahhhhhh...

[inland jackal]

Employees here very often go to warehouses in the back for a smoke

Fuckin classy

[stone blade]

ofc

and the roof is yellow

[eager igloo]

Would love a ciggy rn

[tulip ravine]

Morning

[robust cove]

Polish breakfast

20 Ciggarettes and redbull

Or coffee if you're posh

[eager igloo]

Whar

[fading shuttle]

thats just the average slav breakfast

[naive bison]

https://vxtwitter.com/delRE__/status/1818410865269379301?t=RA6VDxtkmabTcPDNpKZU0w&s=19

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkey-man-turkish-funny-turkey-funny-gif-17341107

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jacob-jones-jacob-jones-gif-smoking-bro-thats-cringe-gif-1778498831593049112

Smoking cringe

[deep topaz]

cig sponsorship

[eager igloo]

I don't remember asking you

Besides I don't smoke anymore

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/альтушка-gif-5466056096153110214

[deep topaz]

the only smoking i'll give a pass on is the occasional toke of the mary juana

[fading shuttle]

weed sucks

[narrow lotus]

No need to ask if it's a fact , sorry mouse , at least you turned the L into a W

[slender rock]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-gregor-clegane-game-of-thrones-mountain-vs-drunk-the-mountain-got-gregor-clegane-gif-5085620039867258042

[narrow lotus]

brother what is going on with mr beast's shit

is burning

[slender rock]

idk

[deep topaz]

kris wanted to diddle kids so beast is going down with the ship

[slender rock]

woke up at 12am

what the fuck?

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[glad carbon]

stop smokin CAWK

[glad carbon]

literally nothing tbh

3 million people on youtube getting mad at him is nothing compared to how many people watch and buy his content regularly

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

unless he gets exposed for being a predator or like, murdering someone, i dont think he's gonna be deplatformed

[split canyon]

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[fading shuttle]

mr beast is the premiere content farm, unless he gets convicted for mowing down a schoolbus and dancing on the graves he will not stop making money

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TurboExpress

[deep topaz]

it's fallover from kris being on the show / channel

[narrow lotus]

as most influencers

[fading shuttle]

not really

mr beast isnt an influencer, he has no personality left, he sacrificed it on the altar and has received great powers in turn

[slender rock]

i hate that fucking word

[narrow lotus]

[inland jackal]

Which one

[fading shuttle]

as

[deep topaz]

youtuber is a better coverall

[slender rock]

context of the sentence

[deep topaz]

but some people are out there to influence and coerce

[inland jackal]

Influencer?

[slender rock]

As most Influencers

yes

used to be E-celebs, but now they're morphed into just Influencers as the whole. I think however that goes. Celeberties still seem to hold the high-class shallow shit of hollywood.

they're all fucked up anyways

[low atlas]

I went to the supermarket today and saw Mr beasts chocolate selling for the average price of a meal

This guy did 0 regional pricing

[fading shuttle]

if you are thinking about the price of his products you are not the type of person who will buy them

[low atlas]

yeah but I could literally eat at a restaurant, not fast food mind, for the same price as his chocolate bar

[fading shuttle]

its like those scam emails purposefully made to be bad so they get only the lowest common denominator

[low atlas]

Yeah

[hazy finch]

where the fuck do you live brazil? ive seen them and they usually go for about 4-6$ at a shop near me

[low atlas]

Malaysia

[ruby minnow]

well heard they were bad anyway

[hazy finch]

[ruby minnow]

so just don't buy

[low atlas]

Average meal is around 20-30 ringgit if you're eating at a decent place, which averages around 5-7 USD

[hazy finch]

my brothers are fucking addicted to the Mr beast chocolates

[low atlas]

So yes it is the same price, but it's still scuffed for the local pricing

[tulip ravine]

Syno

Have you seen the new usa ultras

[low atlas]

how much do you bet it's because they think they'll win something from buying them

[ruby minnow]

what is usa ultras

[tulip ravine]

Ultras but for American teams

Have you seen them

[ruby minnow]

what is ultras

[tulip ravine]

Your Turkish and your asking me that

Really

[ruby minnow]

is it football related

[hazy finch]

no idea all i know is my mom gives both my brothers like 30 bucks of allowance money a week and they either spend it on drinks and chips or they buy the mr beast chocolate

[tulip ravine]

Yes it’s when the fans have flares everywhere

[naive bison]

best game

[tulip ravine]

the fanatical supporters

[ruby minnow]

we call them hooligans

[low atlas]

fuckin awful mate

[quartz ridge]

30 BUCKS WTF

[tulip ravine]

Fair well usa got them now

[quartz ridge]

Bro i would be ballin if i had that allowance as a kid

[tulip ravine]

[hazy finch]

actually no its not 30 hold on

its 50 bucks a week IF they be good at school and dont get sent home or anything but if they do get sent home they only get 20 a week

[tulip ravine]

Absolute scenes

[ruby minnow]

that don't look like no ultras to me

way better in Turkey and England

[low atlas]

[quartz ridge]

Get sent home? Wtf i never got sent home lol

Sorry gang but i was a good kid

Like that old school photo of lebrob

Lebron

[hazy finch]

respect is not a word in their vocabulary

[ruby minnow]

bro i was the quiet kid in school

[low atlas]

Real ones thug it out if they're sick

[naive bison]

what country is that

[ruby minnow]

but thankfully i was not weird

[tulip ravine]

America

[hazy finch]

so was i (mostly) yet i never fucking got 50 bucks a week in money

[inland jackal]

Go ingerland

[quartz ridge]

This was basically me

[ruby minnow]

the worst trouble i got in was me not going to school

[low atlas]

mate 30 bucks would make me a king here

[ruby minnow]

and i was going to fail classes because of it

[quartz ridge]

I only thugged it out if it was a day where i had my fun classes

[ruby minnow]

but i sorted it out

[quartz ridge]

Legit we had a like small acadmey for enginnering basically

Make shit with tools n junk

[low atlas]

I thug it out then sleep in boring classes, if the teachers complain i tell them I'm sick and go back to sleep

[slender rock]

ow

[ruby minnow]

bro we had a pool a whole lab

but do you know what we did

we didn't use any of them

[inland jackal]

Someone put a speech bubble on this

[hazy finch]

worst trouble i could think of was going out of school with one of my friends at the time when we were both about 11 years old we made it a couple blocks out of school before one of the teachers at the school that went to go grab lunch at a store nearby drove past and saw both of us then we got put in the principals office for a good 30 mintues while we waited for out parents to pick us up

[ruby minnow]

that happened to me aswell

in middle school

i skipped classes

was outside

[quartz ridge]

Worst thing i did tbh was probably just leave it i didnt like my HS class

[ruby minnow]

and the teacher that i most liked saw me while he was going to the mosque

[naive bison]

bro there's a bathing minigame

[tulip ravine]

Turkey goes hard

[quartz ridge]

L

Big fat L

[hazy finch]

we dont have middle school here in straya

[tulip ravine]

I went to a fenerbache game and thought I was gonna get stabbed

[hazy finch]

just primary school then high school

[tulip ravine]

Loved it

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/343764778868539404/1171921836720803921/IMG_3809.png?ex=66ab5303&is=66aa0183&hm=f0af539f57627e71e1050715e7af6ecc32ef68eb05faf52ad1f85b4d07ab133c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=253&height=350

brainfart grindset

[low atlas]

we had foodrunners at my school, cafeteria food was dogshit so we had ppl collect orders and then go out to the nearest cheap ass trash food place and order for everyone

we were on rotation

[inland jackal]

I once got in trouble in school, i got an F which i hid from my mom cause i knew i would fix it next day
That day i in school my mom came and slapped me

Beat that

[low atlas]

someone gets caught it's over

[ruby minnow]

thankfully

my mom doesn't care about what grade i get

as long as i'm not in trouble i'm okay

[hazy finch]

i did that regularly in high school i would just up and leave like an hour or 2 before high school actually never actually got in trouble for it

[tulip ravine]

Real

My mum was like that

I did well in the end tho it’s all worked out

[ruby minnow]

bro for me it was

i always did good at the start of the school

but it worsened

at the end

[inland jackal]

Same

[ruby minnow]

because i was always tired of the bullshit

[tulip ravine]

90% of my mate got 2-3 kids at 21 and going nowhere in life really

[ruby minnow]

especially in last years of highschool

[quartz ridge]

Basically i would park away from the school since it was near residential housing then sneak out of the school

[ruby minnow]

like the last 2 grades in highschool

[quartz ridge]

It was big enough with enough exits nobody cared

[tulip ravine]

I’m going in my last year of uni in September

[hazy finch]

i just thought high school was just boring as fuck i was getting taught fucking area and perimeter and X,Y coordinates in a fucking year 10 class

[glad carbon]

buy them real chocolate

[ruby minnow]

enjoying your life at 21 is not going nowhere

[glad carbon]

like lindt or something idk

[quartz ridge]

High school didnt teach me much other than practice with like tools

[inland jackal]

I fucking hate trigonometry

[hazy finch]

i dont get money

[quartz ridge]

And that was a acadmey

[glad carbon]

steal them real chocolate

[ruby minnow]

highschool teached me that our schooling system is fucking shit

[hazy finch]

only interesting shit for me was cooking metalwork and woodwork

[tulip ravine]

Living your life Brev half of them are literally going nowhere and it’s not a insult

[ruby minnow]

damn y'all learned handywork?

we stayed in school for 9 hours a day

fucking 9-5

[hazy finch]

i did 1 year of all those classes

[quartz ridge]

Metal work? My school we had to go after school with the main acadmey teacher to learn how to weld lol

[ruby minnow]

learning

math

even tho

[tulip ravine]

We did cooking woodworking and electric stuff

[ruby minnow]

i am not good at math

[hazy finch]

i made a shovel that could be retractable in metalwork

[tulip ravine]

Don’t we know it

Should of done more English too

[ruby minnow]

and i will not be learning math

[tulip ravine]

[ruby minnow]

i will be studying language

[inland jackal]

I had metalworking in highschool
I was on electrician path

[ruby minnow]

not math

i will not need math in language

why are you teaching me math

and pshyics

i fucking hate turkey its so unreal

[tulip ravine]

Syno

Science and math is literally common

[hazy finch]

dident make a spoon shape out of the actual shovel blade so it was just a flat bit of metal when the teacher asked me why i did that i said "so i can hit people to do the work that actually have a proper shovel" i still got a C for that class

[tulip ravine]

It’s a core subject lmao

[ruby minnow]

but i don't need to learn it

after i already choose to study languages

[tulip ravine]

You don’t need to maybe some do

So

[quartz ridge]

Blud is gonna be working on oil rigs in the red sea lol