#🎪bruh-fart
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yeah, but if its gonna be almost impossible to be allowed
Fucking what
@river zealot i am now gonna use my moderator powers
bad internet
Why would you want it to be legalized
I'd like to know
Also the reason why it wouldn't be allowed is quite reasonable
No lubrication im raw dogging that mfer
Why people have to live a miserable life ? Giving up should be a option.
Ok iedy pulled it off anyway
ah, a fellow foreskin enjoyer
the expert
No, not assisted suicide
I don't think you understand the social consequences of allowing that
Anyways I was talking about euthanasia for the brain dead and comma patients
nuh uh I just bought zinc supplementaries instead
social consequences ? what's gonna happen ?
it also may be the reason why my hair is already gray as fuck
oldie
apparently it may be a sign of zing defficiency
Bruh
How old are you
Like 25
pussy 
hes 85
||beaten my meat so much I've become Gandalf the Gray||
When you're allowing people to voluntarily off themselves
You're essentially letting
Moms, dad's, grandparents kill themselves giving the next generation a terrible example
This sounds like something ivan would say
just need to add
right after
Ivan could only repeat dracula flow, he cannot produce his own
but I can
You have femboy vulpus as your pfp, are you really the one talking about social consequences
I didn't mean it to make it as a common service, i mean after strict tests and professional validation.
"the people around a person who's decided to just die would be impacted greatly
military service? yes, that's totally okay and cool, why?"
Told you he's a old man
Hes just in denial about it, thinking he's in is 20s still
Stares at the current trending generation
İ don't think someone who wants to be euthanized have social problems.
What professional validation would you consider
You realise that even after 18 years of age, young adults are easily swayed into making terrible choices and aligning themselves with groups they regret
Meaning their suicide could have been prevented with sufficient counselling
Silence alt
I am very annoyed and tired rn, plop, but if you want me to come after your ass, I will
it's legal if you don't get caught
I apologize
i beg your pardon???
good boy
You're my alt account

yea right
exactly, just be a man and dont ask the state for permission 
and my father is jeff bezos
Please dont enable him busy
It's a bi product
Not a direct intended result
If you want I can elaborate further
Exactly
other way around artyom

I win either way
🏳️🌈
There is a error percentage in every procedure, im sure professionals will offer therapy %90 of the cases.
Also why aren't you resting properly busy why be on here
Miss interpreted what I meant but I was trying to say that
You'd be enabling widespread death of adolescents who are just terribly misguided or lack counsel
local person doesnt get that people have a mental check before ever being allowed near euthanasia
do you think you just go to the suicide place and say i wanna die
They usually are afraid of people
technically it's still work hours + I've been falling into feverish naps all day anyway + not like I have much energy to do anything else
They are scared to go there
Unfortunate
Alright, but how are you sure that this system of euthanasia cannot be used to gain property
Via inheritance
@solar obsidian I'm gonna fucking get you.
That would only happen if someone else decides that person's fate.
Also this 10 percent error are lives
😳
billions
Fucksakes
📚 Internship ( | 'ɪntɝrn,ʃɪp )
- The position of a medical intern
Be rational
Sure. But what prevents them from doing it themselves? I think assisted suicide for terminal illness is fine. Just randomly because i feel bad? Nah, either fix yourself or DIY
Anyways
Cant fret over every egg
you can't put emotion in government services and
I suppose that is fair
nevermind 
Yet thats what all the politicians do anyway
whats the topic here?
owie but how could we be sure of the appropriate use of such measure in a system that is entirely corrupt and abuses every mechanism present already
I dont know he was yapping about euthanasia
legalizing euthansia
how about we off the people who deserve to be offed first
right, that solves anything too
You don't see the domino effect here
Each dead person has family which also gets influenced
And this will no doubt lead to even worse outcomes with increased amounts of depression people will actually will act with wreck less abandon causing higher crime rates
Couldn't find anything on Euthansia
wrong
Yeah they accidentally euthanize the coma car crash victim that apparently didnt like some businessman
i am dyslexic
fixed the lighting
lmao humanity is not a dwarf fortress colony, the introduction of euthanasia won't cause half the humanity to go extinct
that would add more lore
dyslexic, i hello 
Delight am
Not half
But
High suicide rates will get rid of a lot of your population that could have been used effectively
fuck you
de-lite light
If its a coma or terminnely ill guy hes gonna die anyway
Do not bring up the environment or overpopulation
This way at least he can chose when
i was about to
Yeah, there's already procedure for that
They're made to overdose usually
Euthanasia will be a harder way to suicide
Blowing your brains with a revolver is easier
true
Depends on the country
Supply and demand 
Ofcourse not every country will have the same procedure in place
You wont just be able to come in a hospital and ask for an executuion
weird ass implication that SUICIDE ISN'T INVENTED YET, and the introduction of euthanasia would make people go WAIT THAT'S AN OPTION? HEEELLL YEAH WEEEEEE
They will check your brain, if youre influenced by someone or something
it would mostly concern vegetables and terminally sick
and a lot of those have no say or will to decide anyway
i was trying to tell that for 10 minutes
You're one of those things
Hello yes, i'd like the suicide special. Give me your finest 5 story building please.
You do realise being for euthanasia is more liberal
Than the guy who's against it (me)
u get put in a coma anyway, so euthanasia isnt needed
can I also have a backflip?
Provided by our finest protective service agents
It's about normalisation really
Kinda like homosexuality
speaking of that, and children in the land of the free being able to go through all sorts of hormonal activities already
So that's how they call it now
Its ok, you know what happens when its not legalized and you have a terminal illness? They pump you full of pain meds and downers to "treat your suffering" as needed until you enter respiratory depression and choke on your own lung fluids.
That way, its not willing euthanasia, its "treatment complications."
Isn't that so much more wholesome? 😄
I dont think so
England i think yes
gotta make that sweet buck on all those military-grade painkillers before you depart and no longer a customer of anything
Idk man
The Canadian government is practically begging for you to kill yourself
Imo it should be really locked to being age 18
Yeah lemme get my screw driver real quick check out if you've been influenced or not
It should be a bit higher like 25
If you're lucky, your med cocktail is good enough and you don't realize you're dying. Otherwise, it just happens and you can't do anything. Its one of my favorite hospice stories
Like they say they will only allow to do trans surgery for kids if they pass a bunch of trials
But if a kid really wants it he will do it
true
that's a whole other fucking pandora box of it's own, there's no magical process that make person not retarded anymore when they turn 18, a lot of people are still dumb as a brick after that and even way after that
Now I feel kinda sad
It's about circumstance
Its worse. Imagine they also have dementia. Because cancer affecting brain functions. And they don't understand the whole time.
Shouldnt underestimate the strength of their peers
It's more of an allowance
Gives them more time to rethink their decisions
People who are suicidal do find a way after tons of therapy but its up to their part to continue or give up.
THE ENTIRE CANVAS OF HUMAN SOCIETY. IS BUILD ON ILLUSORY PRINCIPLES THAT ARE AS SUBJECTIVE AS ANYTHING ELSE.
Whetever with drugs or unorthodox ways.
DO NOT PAY TAXES. BE FREE. EAT TRASH.
SOCİETY
Ok dr house
lobotomy device
calm down freud, stay away from your mother
Now. Would you want a dignified cognizant death, or a slow medical decline into the inevitable while the horrors of modern science keep you preserved far past expiration?
My lil .22
It was always funny to me how all these people want to be communist or anarchist
It's just crank action
But both of those ideologies will never work
Interesting day in brainfart
shrimply live with the pain
are we really in brainfart
?
nah dog you don't get it, the execution was flawed last time, it will definitely work next time, trust 
it felt off for the last 30 minutes
Nah seems normal, continue on
Hungry hammer ideology

Hungry warhammer ideology
Yeah bro the last guy genocided the wrong people
local cockslut instigated an undesirable discussion
This time we will get the right ones
Tyranids
those ideologies are popular because they are the only ones offering idealistic visions instead of cynicism
for future reference, I was just a victim of that
Hot astartes in your area
holy shit you even made alexa sentient
what have you done

i am smart when i want to be
Anarchists when i come over and crown myself king
And make them pay taxes
Hot huns selling rice in your area
reminds me of that one sub nation when american riots happened in 2020
I want to say something but I can't
Imagine hearing that through a headset
weak
In a combat scenario

I have no mouth but i must scream
Y'know the author voiced am
wake up > argue with people in internet > be mad > sleep
fun activity all things considered
rank it 2nd
It's stalone

Literally none of these pics are from Rambo
jesus
euthanized
Imagine
Why would you say that
Man, that made me laugh though
because funny
Same person btw
and you seem to take words too seriously
Adam Sandler
just don't give a fuck
I like how there’s a memetic character in WH40K that’s literally Stalone as Rambo.
my god
Who?
best american actor
Wtf is a blart
A game for cock lovers! click on your cock to make it bigger. Play with your cock then compare sizes with all your friends :)
cock
Visually inept mall guard?
Malls? Are those the things boomers miss?
Wake me up when they release cock 2
really hard to get whether it's brainfart being extra retarded or the fever kicking in
Oh im just being extra retarded
If sex is so good why isn't there a sex 2
Gotta balance things out
go ahead
||just react to it as it's a picture of two people fucking||
Here's uh
Lewd materials
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
What?
^
I don't swing that way
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wow
I really have to use a wpn to download fallout london from gog huh
YOU FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL KILL YOURSELF turns on wpn oh hi mark 
wpn?
I downloaded fallout l*ndon, but had to do the de-gen thing
are you mordorian?
i dare not speak the tongue of evil
the adventures of arms dealer metro in flying apartheid city
I found a lonely hotdog 
yummers
They looking for a frenchman

wait till grok hears about this
My everything is augmented. Might as well make me a full borg because I'm probably more metal than meat at this point.
he doesnt know
this is fake. not a freedumb member
mind amongst your your manners betters
i have no idea what youre playing bro.
bananus
what the fuck is that
still no cybercocka
smh
actually maybe bioshock
it is
yeah
dont play with shit if you cant handle the smell
When my aegis finds the kirov 
nice pistol
bioshock, and if I put this one up without blurring out the image I'd get executed for sure ... crazy how they got away with that
jesus 
yeah i figured out its bioshock later
reminds me of this femboy meme

had to google it to find the original image
it was a different time
18;50
dimwit mogs duke bro
look at that refined hamster tooth
hile duke looks like a fucking alternate
for orange cat nothing changed
Hello chat
Greetings
"silly little treat"
Anarchist playing on the office computer
LETS GOOO
never before have I come to a time where I'll be trying to figure out what to do
cause I have nobody to vc with 
😔
“Femboy meme”
Doesn’t look like a meme to me.
Also metro confirming he’s in those circles by stating that
so lonley
bored more like
fucking

WHY
it's flop
ryry help me out here man
The fuck am I supposed to do
what are you..
What
Something idk you're the guy, the 2nd guy I know where besides me who has sanity
Change your pfp
Bruh
Guaranteed half the harassment
Peter the horse is here
change your pfp, stop watching hazbin hotel and helluva boss
and the namecalling will decrease by like, 20%
That second one is not optional. Those shows are awful
nah maybe like 10%
Meh, each to their own which is fair
this isnt subjective flop
they are objectively bad
Every joke is just swears or sex related. The shows are largely reviled. Multiple studios rejected the show so they had to air it on their own website first. It’s art design is overly garish and unpleasant, it’s characters are somehow bland despite this.
By and large the common opinion is that those shows suck
froge
Diet cat posting but still good
i remember the good old days where offtopic was raided by frogs
alex ?
wha happun to your pfp
Post frogs
i just changed it to my previous one
oh alr
Don’t shame my ride dude
frog femboy
This isn’t a frog kill yourself
You ruined it.
@tidal trellis ur new pfp

ryry when rxrx walks in
Everything HAS to be about oversexualized small boys according to some people.
Why are you
reacting @magic tartan ? Why? You were just talking about Femboys. It’s almost like when people point out how retarded what you’re doing sounds, you bail.
Curious
Yeah pretend you weren’t being a weird fuck a second ago. Nobody is buying it.
it got disturbing when you put in detail
Now you know what everyone else sees you fat retard.


posting this after posting vtubers
feels good to be a hypocrite
rapido
?
"I don't feel anything."
guns
i wasnt hurting you and you killed me
can we kill that alex guy with bricks to the head?

vtubers are just Alex's alts

blame beetlejuice for starting this
he brought up vtubers in my presence
I'm not responsible for your degeneracy
this means i must post them now
classic
smh, propped corn
he spawncamped me and @low atlas

gamer .
im currently playing 7d2d and hiding in a shit shack somewhere in a city because i couldnt get back to the trader in time
"I haven't touched you, and you bullied (?) me"
that spooky ambience is hitting rn
a bit chromosome deficient writing, but I would assume someome complains about you exerting violence unprovoked in your shitty ass mobile game
Midna, Maple, Navi, Zelda, and Sheik eat dinner with enthusiasm 😄

is that still fishing then
should be called agenting
Stuart Freaker
@river robin https://vxtwitter.com/weirddalle/status/1818008183190733010?s=19 here's another repost, since i know you love spotting them so much
happy birthday :)
cant you just download them
I can't even pay you anyway
in minecraft
roleplaying as a filthy creature or living in squalor is a niche i understand, since its funny
but why the hell would anyone want to be an englanderthal?
there is not an ounce of me wanting to get to engerland, real or virtual
but seeing some sort of spin on fallout 4 that is supposedly not godawful like the game itself sounds mildly fun
personally, nothing about fallout london seemed that interesting to me, i dont get the hype
just to see what kind of lore they invented
it seems, at the very least, to not be fallout frontier
what cope they invented to have guns be extremely commonplace?
don't think there's any
oh wait, no
one could use as one
supposedly, bri'ish and the rest of gaerope were going through some sort of resource war before the big boom
the part that intrigues and concerns me more is that apparently london has its own sort of institute
ma boi is cooked
hah
it's going to be a fun week
boryas idk but the other thing is from Metro, and is disabled mutant
first one is probably just the librarians from metro
uga buga
fuck these blind dudes
what part of this thing has anything to do with books
its your average librarian
touching I guess
???
idk go play metro, busy
you have to touch books to read them
they are encountered in the moscow state library
what kind of stranger danger library you going to oguzy
they cant see but they can fucking throw you
ah
everybody is trying to touch me
The canteen cashier touched my legs and said "I wish I was handsome and tall as you"
not like pat pat
just like pat and squeeze
.....
I'm trying
One day I was in queue for the food
a dude came and touched my cheeks I don't know woman dont like me but middle aged men
they are dying for me......
I'm into middle aged woman, just woman
one day when I was in the jewelery store a dude came and said are u going to fitness and touched my chest I have many stories like this
I'll let you on a little secret
if some stranger bozo is trying to touch you, it's actually legal to slap their hand and say "nuh uh bitch would you like some stranger touching you?"
ayyyy 37,9 lessssgggoooooooooooooo
welp time to figure what to do 
my anxiety
(before the treatment)
now nobody is trying to touch me
Just remember personal space
they know I habe no anxiety now
OguzY was the twink in the room the whole time
Work in retail for a month. You will lose your anxiety. Along with all of your respect for humanity. And probably part of your soul.
I lost my sanity last 2 week
plottwist, after retail, oguzy becomes the biggest whore in the hood
I'd do retail if I wasn't living in Pakistan
Where i can probably get mugged on my way home
also working in a research group with 30 people is a real experience... Imagine you know much more thing than a doctorate student.....
I worked retail once, anxiety is still there
are you NEET'ing it up?
I'm a student but otherwise, more or less
I worked at Shell for a year. I now have absolutely zero respect for people or their problems. And am traumatized by the door chime.
NET
🔥🔥🔥♿
inb4 OguzY is just some fraud who happens to have tenure now
Busy trying to escape the fire
at least use proper one you amateur
i improvised
aw geez he even has the palsy
The what
don't worry about it
cerebral palsy
Oh
That's my line
shut the fuck up flop
Rude
what... region 
Michigan.
so you're actually a tenured professor right? 
...urban or rural shell?
Thankfully not Detroit, you couldn't physically pay me enough to work at a gas station in Detroit.
Urban.

at least it's not middle-of-nowhere
inb4 it's worse due to more people
You get robbed at gunpoint yet?
I mean, it kind of is. Especially right now when it's tourist season because of the horse show.
You get all the richie rich white women who actually ride the horses then you get a metric fuckton of Mexicans who work the stables and drink beer like it's water.
richie white women go to shell?
I wouldn't go to anything less than a QT (I already dont go inside if I can avoid it lmao)
I mean, it's very fucking easy to tell when they're almost all blonde, wearing pristine white clothing, wearing a baseball cap, and have those stupid calve-length socks on the outside of their pant legs.

you'll live busy, if I can survive the same type of shit you got then so can you
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Bababooey
go start a non-systemic opposition political career in your country
hello falco
He will die as I'm beaming dark evil thoughts into him
but why
I'm evil
he is extremely fragile and insecure inside, so he goes by the way of "the best defence is unrelenting offense"
That's not how hygiene works 
busy I've been sympathetic but still just endure bruh
go post something seditious on vk
who the fuck uses vk in 2024
vk?
aside from some of our braindead clients
does it come with a ripley barbie?
who are so out of touch with reality they even used ok for promotion a couple of times, the complete and utter oxygen thieves
You wanted to become braindead too, no? 
also i cut my right hand slightly cus i have a mole growing right on top of my finger, and the nail started getting attached to it
Falco when AK-47co walks in
i am battle scarred

is that the half life bhopping guy?
Doing 2077 PL again and it strikes me how many times the game takes control away from the player in the intro scene. Like, it happens a LOT.
no that'd be Desinc
having a wound there feels weird, cus i dont feel anything there
but my brain knows i have a wound now, and so its sending random confused pain signals, because it cant actually pinpoint where the wound is
ew
which part, the mole?
both
both what
kim k ain't got shit on me
i didnt even realise i had a wound until i saw blood
me
@real tinsel, hes trying to copy your schizo life
no? im just disabled physically
hes disabled mentally
same thing
theres a difference
don't you dare talk shit about my twin
i apologise, please dont crush me
khaytil confronting alexa be like
aw gah damn
speaking of this chromosome hoarder
gn branefart
merry Christmas
Night
a new italian was born 
I don't remember if it has to be an italian saying that for a new italian baby to see the light of day
it does wonders
@pale ingot @green schooner
even if it actually does absolutely nothing
i have something to tell you
the smell is very pleasant
it seems to help me 
poop mode enabled
i got 2 of these, old weapon i know
no overheat 
slapped a 60rnd on it
real shit
but theres a downside hop on stream so i show you
just never
NEVER
apply it on your cock
or balls
my grandma has something she calls "china salve" which is similar I think to vietnam star and has to be used everytime you have a pinched nerve or swollen joints 
the expert
I had no reason/wasn't bored enough to apply it on my genitals
but I've heard stories, delight

stories of people quickly realising whatever ailment they had before is nothing compared to the sensation of aplying a vietnam star on a really sensitive skin
use it as lube
this is borderline snuff
its just machosism
Capsaicin as preservative for water based lube - sell it to hippies as organic lubricant
@pale ingot
the sex is a killer
oh god
this is nothing like the fever when I got pneumonia, but not gonna lie I'm already starting to hear the voices of my desert ancestors already
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your ancestors are calling for you, they want you to join them
yes youtube algo, good job
fuck that, their country is an even bigger shithole than mordor

butterbrot
kolbasa my fav
can't be worser than here
can't be WORSE
(as in my place
)
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silent
thank you, whoever that was
u get my token of appreciation (for whatever thats worth)
stupid
yes I know now
ah yes, she walked so overwatch porn artists could run
mordor? the place you live?
the first thing that come to mind is "blowjob"
with her mascara melting

horni hours in brainshart
coomers really ruined her, huh?
wtf does she even do?
unfortunately
I know there's some wacky timetravel shenanigen
"oh no. a fictional character that I enjoyed in a game has some sort of smut with her involved in some crevice of the internet. experience ruined, millions must cum"
so how many times u jacked off to her, busy?
yes

enough
we saw a guy named sgt_flop
no thats busy
earlier
and I don't play shitty games
you play stalker but alright
be quiet surrae
dont think you can make that happen
why not
i am not
weakling
stalcraft has a lot of those
cool reload
into
just awful
be silent
but you are
i hate both sides equally
don't leave plop alone in this, he'll stumble and cry
nahh
you're on my side
it's okay to cry plop
I won't shame you for that
Bruhh
Behold, the myth, the legend, the man that hacks into your building's subnet and forcibly uploads terabytes of unspeakable things directly to your neural device.
you look like an airsoft player
!wormy
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larp
weird furry pfp
cat in banner
"follow me on twitch (18+)
patreon link in bio
K
dont care
didnt ask
cope more
yawn
that was really easy. might be a new record
true!
usually I hate companions in game but they really did well with her charcter design, facial expressions are peak 
I don't even hate it when she finds something like a lockpick or money
they are cool n all when wrapped in a towel and fed bananas but
when they are flying at you
you're screaming
what the fuck
i just watched him skin a rabbit with his bare hands
left hand holding feet
and right hand pull the skin off starting from the tail
yea lmao he raw dogged that mfer
bro was like juggernaut in the second deadpool movie
Cool thing is that you can almost do that irl. You have to cut the skin and peel back a bit from the nape of the neck but then you can kinda just....separate the skin with yanks and pulls. Not as savage as Arthur but close enough to reality.
ok psychopath
damn bro was just giving a neat fact
why would i, meat just spawns in the store

wedonotcare
Oh and you can do the same with fowl skin. It's really good pulled off and stretched out to slowly render in a frying pan. Salt it and just let it slowly fry in it's own fat you get a lot of cooking grease from the skins and they become so crunchy and yummy. Put some of your favorite seasoning on it while it's still hot and it'll stick to it like salt sticks to french fries.
Your profile picture does not suit your words
lol
but you are right
i think he just lost his arm in a car accident
I'm a home chef. I took some culinary classes but ultimately working in a kitchen wasn't for me.
that good too
beans
I love pasta. Just butter, garlic, and salt is all you really need.
Rice better.
i will die on this hill
I love making pizza. Breakfast pizza is my favorite.
unbrainfart him and see he'll change for the better
weird shit i had a dream yesterday but apparently my eyes were open the whole time i constructed a doll in my dream and then i was disappointed in it and threw it on my table then closed my eyes to "sleep" and heard some weird ass laughing noises coming from my table so i "opened" my eyes and stared at my table and the doll was sitting there and i shat myself so i woke up and realized the doll is still there on my table
i approached the doll and realized it's just a bunch of items resembling a doll from a distance
Cream gravy, scrambled egg, provolone or swiss cheese, chopped bacon, sage sausage, jalapenos. Baked to yumminess.
I had a dream last night a bunch of monster/creatures from some sort of labyrinth were being interviewed by like a mages guild.
You had minotaurs, kobolds, naga, skeletons, slimes and stuff all being asked like "How was it living inside the labyrinth, what is your age, height and name please"
my brain literally used my charger and shit to give me nightmare fuel
I was a minotaur and had to get a normal job
dream ended just as I was getting employed
hope they'll give you some ergonomic chairs for those cow hooves
I had to sit on the floor at a checkout
:(
"Hey my left hoof is getting ingrown"
"I uh... work with cats and birds mostly... i know a horse girl I could call?"
"Sir, you are not LDA approved. You cannot use that chair without filing the proper paperwork and ensuring you are eligable to sit."
fuck off cunt
since you said it was a mages guild I'm sure they got a blacksmith for that sort of thing
@river robin Would you like to get banned?
If not, stop rage baiting

p!hug @river robin
death to Ryry
Or a mandatory vacation
Don't be Gumbito 2.0
Really idc either way lol
who bumbito
Good question, name doesn't ring a bell
who zerking it rightito
Then again I'm not in there 24/7 so...🤷
man, tough choice. on one hand, ryry is getting really annoying with his constant flaming because his heart can no longer feel joy
on the other hand, skynet is on his anime arc
My what now?
I haven't watched anime for over 6 years
anime protagonist, to be precise
brother you're gonna rip the skin.
until it is done
We shall create THE MEGADICK
human centipede but instead of humans it's every male cock on the planet stitched together
Skeletor is hilarious

it bothered that guy THAT much holy shit. It wasnt even that extreme this time.
basically this
male as in not just human males but all males
rage baiting isn't even a real thing
That's a whole other level of logistics
It's gotta be horny with you all the time? I think she's hilarious as a companion
why is her head so big
yet you're sending her screenshots, not her speeches 
she's pretty and has nice facial emotions
fair point 
Also isn’t Booker ||her dad? Or at least a dimensional variant of her dad.||
Been a while since we played this card.
Multiple (many, many, many multiples) homicide, theft of corporate property, destruction of government property, vehicular manslaughter, obstruction of justice, assault of a police officer, possession of controlled substances, human trafficking...there's probably more but this list is long enough.
the game: Cyberpunk 2077
i am getting arrested for: dick too big
Ah, a hentai game enjoyer
no no
very
I was about to list couple but
based off what im playing
nothing
goody twoshoes overhere
I get off free 
That's interesting. What're you playing?
My first guess is Stardew Valley
yeah no that's not cold, that's a flu
GAMMA but I get off on a technicality. Going off my challenge (and little bit of imagination and RP sprinkled in) my ecologist hasn't done anything wrong
I'm permitted to be here and anything or anybody I have killed, has been in total self defense
uh... civ4?
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