#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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pastel quartz
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there is only one way for a bald man to recover...

inland jackal
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a hole

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š hole

[derogatory term] for a person; short for [arsehole] or asshole; also used as a term of [friendship]

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

tidal trellis
dreamy flaxBOT
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CyberTrunk 2069 started a Rock Paper Scissors with kekcoin 1, winner gets all.
The Rock Paper Scissors will automatically close in 60 seconds if no one joins

pastel quartz
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oldge ...

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @naive bison (xalrider) has been muted for 1 hour for reason: I literally open this channel and you throw this shit copy pasta right at my face. Into the wall corner with you. 1h

pastel quartz
atomic pewter
pastel quartz
glad carbon
inland jackal
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s5, is dead space gore too much for breinfart

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or are they grown up to see some guts and gory

pastel quartz
green schooner
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@glad carbon my friend in pz got bitten in the arm and i amputated his arm and then had to run to the nearest hospital for suture needles (not fun) and then run back

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and patch his wound

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and make his prosthetic arm

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bro was a quarter of a inch to death

grizzled meadow
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I'm 80% back, I was 100% back 30 minutes ago but life is a bitch

final cedar
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meh, most places have laws against noise until 21:00 or smth. Could offer to help them, make a friend and practice some manual labor PepeHappy
||and when you're working with them stab them in the fucking neck with a screwdriver||

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pastel quartz
final cedar
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I recognize this car, that's Stella's Lambo - no fucking way he's her husband 🀯

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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😎

inland jackal
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i forgor about these stronger ones

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fucking berserker mode 2x tankier than normal ones

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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how are you killing your necromorphs

pastel quartz
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shoot they dick off

inland jackal
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i shoot the leg and arm

pastel quartz
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and dick

inland jackal
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1 of each

tidal trellis
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lemme give you a small tip regarding that

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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small tip.....

inland jackal
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extra crispy

pastel quartz
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penis confirmed

inland jackal
tidal trellis
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as tree says, literally just shoot at the groin (literally) it damages both legs and chance to kill them instantly

pastel quartz
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yes

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penis confirmed

inland jackal
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hmm

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no

tidal trellis
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if you take out 2 limbs for a necro it should kill it

high meteor
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nah just chop their arm off and throw it back

tidal trellis
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or least the original

high meteor
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they wont stop me

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javelin funny

inland jackal
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@grizzled meadow wasnt there a moNOpoly emoji here

pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
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The contrary but yes

pastel quartz
final cedar
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I always wondered if those were actual babies

pastel quartz
final cedar
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Like, where would they even come from?

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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necro penis is confirmed

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so necrussy must also be confirmed then

final cedar
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yeah but it's an engineering vessel, why tf would there be that many pregante ladies there

pastel quartz
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sex

final cedar
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unless they restock on site

tidal trellis
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I mean I know

inland jackal
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yo lemme just call in a supply of babies

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80 babies to go

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send them in a rocket

pastel quartz
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babyzon prime

inland jackal
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we will catch them kekw

final cedar
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vacuum sealed in a fridge somewhere

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just pop em in the microwave

inland jackal
final cedar
inland jackal
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cheese

placid sail
placid sail
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however, I don't remember for sure whether they're growing full humans for that (which would explain necro babies) or just body parts outright

atomic pewter
placid sail
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an abundance of preganante wemen is also possible on its own because the whole mining operation was a cover-up for unitology weirdos to go look for their sacred body horror rock

placid sail
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and it would make the utmost sense for a retarded fanatic like that to embark on a dubious space journey while being pergante

final cedar
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pomegrenade

sleek zinc
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Lurkers are clearly from the vat grown clone department.

sleek zinc
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You meet them first right infront of an entire wall of them

tidal trellis
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no you meet them first after repairing the tram system in the big as fuck room (not the zero g therapy room) tomfoolery

sleek zinc
placid sail
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honestly, one of the scariest and disturbing part of dead space is unitologists

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because you just know it's not that far-fetched

tidal trellis
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unless I'm mixing up my necromorphs

placid sail
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humanity is that retarded

tidal trellis
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which is probably the case

inland jackal
atomic pewter
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Mmm funnee mutant rok

final cedar
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ethically speaking I wouldn't mind having a lobotomized clone of myself in some growth tank for easy liver transplants

sleek zinc
tidal trellis
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ah there we go

placid sail
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feed my eyes

tidal trellis
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mixed them up

final cedar
atomic pewter
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One of kojima's first games, the inspiration for Meryl from Metal Gear

tidal trellis
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I still need to finish my zealot playthrough but I just can't bring myself to do the whole "stick the needle in your eye" its too much for me

glad carbon
high meteor
slender rock
slender rock
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fence lizard?

placid sail
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you mean this part?

tidal trellis
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yes

atomic pewter
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You play the role of some dickhead who likes to grope women and you undercover an opiate and unethical human organ harvesting operation

tidal trellis
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I just can't

placid sail
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πŸ₯„ πŸ‘οΈ

final cedar
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what if instead of sticking a needle in his eye, it was a sounding rod in his kok

vestal needle
atomic pewter
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Dead Space the porn parody

slender rock
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Tim the western fence lizard is all the feed you need BZ

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Tim was nice, nice fella

tidal trellis
atomic pewter
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Don't worry about it

sleek zinc
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I don't think a single necromorph shows up out of nowhere. They're all teased or hinted at before hand for the player to be on guard. So the Lurker I think is hinted at because its what attacks Hammond and interrupts your first chat with him.

glad carbon
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freakomorphs

pale ingot
final cedar
atomic pewter
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Wait you two shitasses are "wtf" reacting me when Corona's the guy who mentioned urethral sounding ?

primal rapids
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To chime in on an already-done conversation, yes, those are babies. The Ishimura has a thousand people on board and those people decided that the absolute shithole with zero safety precautions is the perfect place to raise a child.

slender rock
atomic pewter
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Nothing

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Just surprised.

final cedar
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Guys

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Do you remember?

glad carbon
atomic pewter
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21st night ?

slender rock
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midnight in september?

primal rapids
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At least in Titan station in Dead Space 2, it makes more sense as that's an actual space station where people live.

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But a borderline-derelict mining ship that would give you tetanus just from looking at it?

slender rock
final cedar
# glad carbon no

the fact that in 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

primal rapids
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Thankfully, in Dead Space 3, which takes place in/on/around military complexes, those types of necromorphs are now dogs. Which makes me infinitely more sad to kill them because they were once good boys.

slender rock
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eating pizza pockets with chopsticks

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and reading this chat is something...

final cedar
slender rock
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yup

fleet shoal
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Mmm, eating crisps with a fork

final cedar
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I want pizza so bad rn

atomic pewter
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This man is going to have the biggest nicotine high

tidal trellis
atomic pewter
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Soggy

glad carbon
placid sail
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I want to try the legendary hot pockets someday

slender rock
fleet shoal
tidal trellis
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hope you feel better soon

fleet shoal
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I hope so 😭

slender rock
fleet shoal
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Eating spoon with a fork

slender rock
fleet shoal
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Soup*

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My ass cant eat metal like everyone ;-;

placid sail
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slurp in the chips

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with your lips and the power of suction alone

slender rock
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eating metal is a skill

fleet shoal
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Dip the chips in the soup

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Crisps soup

slender rock
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i hate that even as just a passing thought

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no wonder we made america... it's your fault.

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😐

fleet shoal
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25% of the world just for beans and toast

slender rock
fleet shoal
slender rock
fleet shoal
tidal trellis
sage otter
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I cast... mend foreskin

tidal trellis
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I cast untie shoelaces

placid sail
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mass spell

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urethra ants

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cast

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mass spell

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enrage

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cast

slender rock
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Stop fucking spamming BZ

placid sail
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single spell

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swap anus and lips

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cast on blur

slender rock
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shut up before I kiss you with the anus lips.

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didn't see that did ya

placid sail
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speak up

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can't hear you from your

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eugh

slender rock
upper shore
tidal trellis
slender rock
slender rock
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:DDDD

fleet shoal
spring ledge
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
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what

slender rock
tidal trellis
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whar

tidal trellis
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night alex

quaint ore
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May a gods vision set you on the right path

glad carbon
tidal trellis
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I hate this stupid fucking big ass window behind me I always feel watched

tidal trellis
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cat

ruby minnow
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and a construction

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well actually the construction ended

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but still somebody from outside had a big view of my room and me

tidal trellis
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yikes

remote vine
lone cedar
pale ingot
remote vine
gloomy stirrup
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I wish god made me illiterate

fleet shoal
tidal trellis
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Hello surrae

glad carbon
low atlas
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jello

glad carbon
low atlas
tidal trellis
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Man I already gotta shave my face, it's only been couple days, this is bullshit

final rose
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Flop doesn't like being a man

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Confirmed

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Also helo surrae

tidal trellis
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I probably should sleep soon I don't think staying up in the dark at 4 am is a particularly good idea

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Just a hunch

glad carbon
low atlas
final rose
low atlas
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It's ok

final rose
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How much can you spare?

low atlas
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Later then, im eepy

final rose
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Ah okay gn buddy

low atlas
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But next time ur online ping me

final rose
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Sure

low atlas
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🀝

toxic sundial
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Man dinner

heavy peak
toxic sundial
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I was at the pool earlier today

narrow lotus
heavy peak
toxic sundial
storm stream
toxic sundial
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Seriously

storm stream
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  • diluted
toxic sundial
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I've been to a high end restaurant where the cheapest plate was 60$ and the drinks weren't even that much

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It is genuinely highway robbery what an amusement park charges

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So anyways I made the wife pay for it

heavy peak
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Drinks that have ingredients wrong

storm stream
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probably not even amusing as well

heavy peak
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Like one time i had a cocktail, and first thing i tasted was the store brand orange juice pepelmao

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Like i immediately knew what it was, because of its specific taste

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Even with other shit mixed in FeelsFunnyMan

tidal trellis
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I go sleep, goodnight people

tidal trellis
green schooner
green schooner
glad carbon
toxic sundial
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Psyker best class and it's not even close

hazy finch
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background wallpaper check

ruby minnow
hazy finch
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very nice

ruby minnow
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well this is the one i use on wallpaper engine

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there is the one in the background aswell

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but can't post it here i think

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its not nsfw

lapis zinc
placid sail
glad carbon
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@solar coral

hazy finch
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line up your icons fucking anarchist

solar coral
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ACFA better

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ERRR! wrong!

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im playing it rn B)

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whats your favorite track from ACFA

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doing my NG+ playthru as white glint, just workign on my build

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the title screen says Armored core 4a / for answer kek

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I prefer remember

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remember goes hard

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apparently its from the perspective of otsdarva/thermidor

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what do you think of that guy BTW, double agent or DID

solar coral
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is he working for omer but pretending to be apart of ORCA or does he have 2 different personalities, in your opinion

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nvm lol

pastel quartz
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god I love crit builds

high meteor
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god damn

grizzled meadow
ancient lynx
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probably 2

grizzled meadow
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But we'll see

ancient lynx
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mayhaps

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is there any other legit way to play fo1 and fo2 apart from funny crit builds anyhow

grizzled meadow
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I followed a guide and it wasn't a crit build guide, so yes, it's doable

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First time playing properly as well

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I had fun

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FO2 soonℒ️

ancient lynx
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what sort of build did you do

grizzled meadow
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Ranged guns basically and lots of AP points

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I wanted to be able to actually kill something

ancient lynx
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you generally pump like minimum 8 points into agility regardless of build anyways

grizzled meadow
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Yeah I did all of that

Then it was just a matter of steps, distance, etc., the usual

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Ian is also very good to keep around

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Companions in general are very good to have

ancient lynx
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i didnt like them

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they were just stupid and i had to watch their dumbass animations each time

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so they could do 10 damage

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what compelled you to not use crits in a ranged build anyhow

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its practically what you were already doing but with added damage

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also install inventoryfilter mod for fo2, you'll thank me later

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
ancient lynx
hazy finch
ancient lynx
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unless its like heavy guns maybe

grizzled meadow
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Yeah I did used big guns as well

ancient lynx
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makes sense then

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since you didnt use vats

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
ancient lynx
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there will also be like 50 people that will tell you this but ill do it just in case

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get speech to like 100 asap in fo2

grizzled meadow
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Good to know

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I like eloquence and shit

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Carisma will probably be 1 or 2, as always

ancient lynx
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yeah its worthless

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agility and int is what you want

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with the gifted trait

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apart from that build whatever you want

grizzled meadow
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Yep, FO1 all over again

quartz saffron
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Had it been posted already?

grizzled meadow
ancient lynx
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also women complain about your sexual ability if you don't have good endurance

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do whatever you want with this information

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its just like real life fr

upper shore
toxic sundial
toxic sundial
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Do cardio

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All of you

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Even the fit ones

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More cardio

ancient lynx
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hang on i need to bypass the automod filter

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cardio is not heterosexual

ruby minnow
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or you know

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you just say

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cardio is gey

ancient lynx
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that's what everyone does

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default af

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sheeple

toxic sundial
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How you doing olfin

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It's been awhile

pastel quartz
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semi min/maxed build

ruby minnow
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shuffle is a lie

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its giving me the same fucking order of music

toxic sundial
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Spotify shuffle has been dog shit since Spotify came out, it's why I don't use it

pastel quartz
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I hate spotify shuffle so much, it can't be that hard to make a decent shuffle feature right?

grizzled meadow
ruby minnow
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the same music order

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the same music if i enable that special shuffle thing

grizzled meadow
ruby minnow
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it doesn't introduce anything new

toxic sundial
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I genuinely for the life of me don't know why

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I've looked it up and just cannot find a reason that makes sense

final rose
solar coral
solar coral
ruby minnow
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i am about to shoot some stray dogs fr

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like its not normal how much they bark

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and howl

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at night

toxic sundial
dreamy flaxBOT
solar coral
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dogshit

dreamy flaxBOT
solar coral
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so real

solar coral
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elden ring reference

minor cypress
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Shalom brainfart

glad carbon
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hi @solar coral @toxic sundial

dreamy flaxBOT
visual stirrup
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in a sense

dreamy flaxBOT
visual stirrup
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actually, it's not education, it's those weird twitter users that do that shit

glad carbon
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half the world

visual stirrup
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most of the world

glad carbon
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yeah

visual stirrup
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that word has had a wild development
During the Cold War, we described the war as being split up into the west (first world) the communist bloc and China (second world) and everywhere we had conflict was the THIRD WORLD

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Rather, everyone who wasn't alligned with either of those two

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if you squint your eyes, you could claim that switzerland is a third world country

dreamy flaxBOT
inland jackal
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Wise

final rose
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Written by dukem

dreamy flaxBOT
inland jackal
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Real

umbral geyser
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Song?

hazy finch
manic cave
dreamy flaxBOT
upper shore
river zealot
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This is such a fucking scam

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@stone blade

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Its like 50% chips at most

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I just saw a guy doing a wheelie on a scooter

glad carbon
narrow sorrel
remote vine
narrow sorrel
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or april clueless

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I actually dont know march either shiddd

remote vine
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idk perhaps a lot of people

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I’m guessing a lot of people die each month

quartz ridge
narrow sorrel
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drake's dead kek ?

fading shuttle
# remote vine

weird list, considering one died and the others are alive

quartz ridge
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A pedophile being revealed every month

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Or a groomer

narrow sorrel
quartz ridge
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Idk

pale ingot
quartz ridge
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July is the guy

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With mr beast

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Who became trans

pale ingot
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kris whoever her name is

remote vine
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Yeah

quartz ridge
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Forgor the name

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Came out that they were talking to a minor

pale ingot
# pale ingot kris whoever her name is

turns out she (i will use proper pronouns for my own safety) was uhh.. an animated CP connoisseur. and then something about talking to minors sexually

fading shuttle
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she commissioned shadman

pale ingot
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that too

fading shuttle
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all that really needs to be said honestly

narrow sorrel
quartz ridge
pale ingot
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non-anonymously

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on main

quartz ridge
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Its crazy work someone would do it on a main

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And not like a burner

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People when try not to become groomers or touch kids when they become famous

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Challenge level IMPOSSIBLE

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Why do people even wanna talk to kids let alone be attracted to them

quartz ridge
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Kids are annoyinh asf

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Along with that its like

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The WEIRDDD kids they talk to

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If a high schooler wanted to talk to me id tell em to fuck off before blocking them

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Go do your home work or smth

pale ingot
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to me its just

flat crystal
pale ingot
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how the fuck do you end up making sexual comments to people you know are underage

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actually thats just asking why people are pedophiles

final rose
quartz ridge
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The only kids you should be talking to period are those related to you

river zealot
eager igloo
remote vine
dreamy flaxBOT
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usagi1030, your new nickname is Hall

eager igloo
minor cypress
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People are just crazy bro, always have been

minor cypress
eager igloo
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And I should be able to kill them with a hammer

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Because of it

final rose
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@low atlas i have 2 hours to spare

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you probably will still be asleep

remote vine
pale ingot
upper shore
visual stirrup
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based Mao accidentily figuring out what most college students never will

vital raven
glad carbon
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omg hiiii :3

vital raven
pale ingot
eager igloo
eager igloo
eager igloo
narrow lotus
pale ingot
naive bison
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boy why you so " Susge "

glad carbon
pale ingot
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i must announce to this discord channel that i am currently busy playing Osu!Mania

glad carbon
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@naive bison suck my nuts, dirtbag

upper shore
naive bison
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here you go scumbag

narrow lotus
vital raven
stone blade
glad carbon
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@primal kiln

coarse bear
glad carbon
wraith osprey
glad carbon
pale ingot
glad carbon
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i thought it was some anthro mouse

pale ingot
glad carbon
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is your dad a rat?

narrow lotus
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shut up frog

glad carbon
pastel quartz
umbral geyser
glad carbon
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they should just rebuild the berlin wall in random cities across the globe

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the most inconvenient spots

naive bison
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build a wall around california

umbral geyser
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Agreed

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I don’t want to live in the same country with a cal*fornian

solar obsidian
umbral geyser
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The only good thing that god-forsaken hellhole has given us is the NCR

narrow lotus
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build a wall around great wall of china

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that will teach them

pastel quartz
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slow day today sleep

pastel quartz
eager igloo
glad carbon
pastel quartz
wraith osprey
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rot to rot communication

wraith osprey
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πŸ˜”

upper shore
glad carbon
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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it was a good morning

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I molested someone else's pussy (this one didn't try to run)

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a lizard crawled up my leg

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and I didn't get any strangers saying good morning to me

glad carbon
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and good night

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:3

glad carbon
pale ingot
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literally me rn

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enjoying my shish rn. absoloutely gaming

glad carbon
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@pale ingot you use AK right

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in stalcraft

pale ingot
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an-94m abakan

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gonna have an aek later but not yet

glad carbon
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where should i go from the AKM

pale ingot
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uhh idk lol

glad carbon
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VSS route? G3?

pale ingot
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ur mom

glad carbon
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do i just grind and get an sg550

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then uhhh

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f2000

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g36

pale ingot
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honestly up to you

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i legit dont know

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ask charon or sm

glad carbon
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that seems silly

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groza seems silly too

pale ingot
#

im busy playing OSU! bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pale ingot
#

im playing osu mania..

pale ingot
#

i gotta lock in for this slop

umbral geyser
pale ingot
umbral geyser
fading shuttle
pale ingot
#

however

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i am a sigma male.

summer tiger
lusty sonnet
#

@solar obsidian peepohi

pale ingot
umbral geyser
#

Why don’t stalkers drive. Are they stupid?

umbral geyser
# pale ingot

Simply attach cinder blocks to the car in order to keep the weight up vro

#

It’s that simple

pale ingot
umbral geyser
inland jackal
pale ingot
#

(its 12:04)

tidal trellis
#

I'm awake, hello people

eager igloo
lucid tiger
pale ingot
modest oriole
pale ingot
modest oriole
naive bison
#

how do people listen to death grips? how do you decide if a song is good?

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the more it hurts the better?

pale ingot
naive bison
glad carbon
frail scaffold
#

Ye it is

naive bison
#

is this death grips?

naive bison
tidal trellis
naive bison
#

or cause the song sounds nice

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death grips the type of band to sample like

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high voltage power line failures

glad carbon
narrow lotus
glad carbon
#

neuro syphillis?

narrow lotus
glad carbon
#

i got that from banging ur dad

tidal trellis
#

Greetings

glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
frail scaffold
narrow lotus
#

i know he had vicodin addiction which fucked with his brain as years went by

glad carbon
narrow lotus
#

He did yes

narrow lotus
#

He used someone else's blood tho

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Dr.House

glad carbon
#

mr dr house

narrow lotus
#

He also had ghost pain

final cedar
#

ok hear me out

narrow lotus
#

His leg hurt so bad he had to break his finger one time to release the pain receptors from his leg to his hand instead lol

final cedar
#

a House MD reboot, set in mexico

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he'll be called

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Dr. JosΓ©

naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
#

πŸ’€

glad carbon
#

krokodil addicted Dr Jose

final cedar
#

yeah instead he got a raging sex addiction

glad carbon
#

by season 2 half his face has rotted off

naive bison
final cedar
#

and he'll be real smooth too

#

new affair each episode

glad carbon
final cedar
#

patients, nurses, pharmaceutical representatives

inland jackal
#

@tidal trellis

naive bison
#

shut up

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don't send cat pictures to me

glad carbon
final cedar
#

hater

naive bison
#

ye motha

glad carbon
#

oughhh so sleepy

inland jackal
tidal trellis
sleek cape
final cedar
#

I like wilson PepeHappy

#

fuck cancer madge1

solar obsidian
frail scaffold
#

😭

quaint ore
naive bison
#

stroke it or sumn 😭

#

give it a rhino pill

#

it's not supposed to sag like that

quaint ore
#

Dude was eating the mic too much

pale ingot
#

shit man i think its dysfunctional

low atlas
#

its stressed out just leave it alone

frail scaffold
narrow lotus
#

now i have to go to dentist

#

eat crunchy sandwich

break a premolar in two

almost 120 euros to fix

#

bagamias pula

solar obsidian
lusty sonnet
#

nice flirting skills delight

low atlas
#

i almost fell for it

frail scaffold
#

Same

pastel quartz
# frail scaffold

the correct answer is use $200 to live then save the rest for when you need it

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
#

laptele nu mai are mari efecte dp 18 ani

#

am intarziat cam cu 8 ani

dreamy flaxBOT
#

πŸ“₯ A poll has been started by metronxp

Would 2200 USD / month be enough for you to live comfortably?

  • πŸ‡¦ yes
  • πŸ‡§ no
green schooner
#

@pastel quartz one of my friends died again in raven and my other I had to amputate his arm

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peak raven creek

dreamy flaxBOT
#

2,200 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 2,029.122036 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

narrow lotus
#

Mate if i had 2k euro a month

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i would be a mini baron

final cedar
#

country?

narrow lotus
dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania

:clock1: 24 July 2024, 13:15 (01:15 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
β˜€οΈ Day

β›… Few clouds
🌁 51% humidity
πŸƒ N 0Β° | 2.57 m/s wind
🌑️ 30.85°C (Feels like 31.85°C)
87.53Β°F (Feels like 89.33Β°F)

narrow lotus
#

51% humidity we are sauna today

frail scaffold
#

How do i use weather

frail scaffold
#

Or can you just do philly

pastel quartz
#

I never had such drama only instant deaths

final cedar
# narrow lotus Venezuela

I wonder if 2k would let you live well in venezuela, might be just not enough to be safe from burglary etc but enough to be targeted

pastel quartz
#

2k/mo is easily middle class in romania kekl

green schooner
#

and they either die in the most dramatic way

narrow lotus
green schooner
#

or get bitten in the neck or arm

frail scaffold
#

Some rent prices can get near 2k a month around here

dreamy flaxBOT
#

8,000 ZAR (South African Rand) :flag_za: is equal to 437.763734 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

low atlas
#

2k USD is more than enough for me to live in a rented house probably in here

narrow lotus
#

2k is solid tbf

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especially as a single person

#

if as a couple you make 4k a month you are golden

pastel quartz
#

yeah with 2k you can easily do solo parenting

final cedar
#

yeah I'm currently spending around 450 / month in utilities and food kekcry

frail scaffold
#

But every rentable property here was owned by companies

#

So not like any of them have empathy or any human emotion

lusty sonnet
#

2k euros is minimum wage here

dreamy flaxBOT
#

5,500 ZAR (South African Rand) :flag_za: is equal to 300.958927 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

#

:flag_bg: Plovdiv, Bulgaria

:clock1: 24 July 2024, 13:19 (01:19 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Sofia)
β˜€οΈ Day

β›… Few clouds
🌁 29% humidity
πŸƒ S 180Β° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌑️ 32.85°C (Feels like 31.85°C)
91.13Β°F (Feels like 89.33Β°F)

stone blade
#

hm

#

less humidity more temps

tulip ravine
#

Hello chat

stone blade
#

jebem mu u picku

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_gb: Manchester, UK

:clock11: 24 July 2024, 11:19 (11:19 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/London)
β˜€οΈ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 62% humidity
πŸƒ ENE 73Β° | 0.89 m/s wind
🌑️ 19.85°C (67.73°F)

final cedar
#

god damn internet bill is more than my apartment utilities kekcry

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_my: Kuala Lumpur, Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

:clock6: 24 July 2024, 18:19 (06:19 PM)
🌏 +8.0 (Asia/Kuala_Lumpur)
β˜€οΈ Day

β›… Few clouds
🌁 67% humidity
πŸƒ W 260Β° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌑️ 33.85°C (Feels like 40.85°C)
92.93Β°F (Feels like 105.53Β°F)

low atlas
#

nice..

tulip ravine
#

Course everywhere is hot but here

#

Fuck the UK

tidal trellis
#

Well then

low atlas
#

how is that a bad thing

tidal trellis
#

Would you rather melt?

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
#

Cause our weather is schizo

#

I’ve known it to be sunny

#

Then rain

#

Then snow

#

In the space of a hour

low atlas
stone blade
low atlas
#

I think staying outside would be less painful

pastel quartz
#

it is

tulip ravine
#

Everything is designed to keep heat in here

stone blade
#

also yes lots of apartments are made to withstand heat instead of summer lele

tulip ravine
#

Plus it’s humid as fuck

low atlas
#

the winters in the middle east kill

tulip ravine
#

It’s like being in a sauna at times

low atlas
#

ceramic flooring.....

frail scaffold
#

We're getting near 90% humidity everyday here

tulip ravine
#

And heated flooring more times

low atlas
#

Wtf do you live in, a prison?

tidal trellis
#

Also hello surrae

tulip ravine
low atlas
#

hey, it's fine for the most part but if you have ceramic flooring and don't use slippers indoors, it's over for u

tulip ravine
#

Unfortunately overcrowding means we have to pause for now

#

5 people in a 3 bed house Aware

low atlas
#

who you sharing a bed with lad

tulip ravine
#

I don’t have a bed lad KekSkew

low atlas
#

fuckenn hell

tulip ravine
#

I’m on couch kekl

#

Ah it’s worth it

#

I could go back to my mums but

#

There’s a reason I left lmao

pastel quartz
#

oh yeah tell us more

low atlas
#

Uncle watching the TV fucked you off that much

tulip ravine
#

Like hundreds

#

And I never get it back

stone blade
#

Bismillah I hate how hot it gets in this town

low atlas
#

Mashallah

tidal trellis
#

For summers mainly, all my family goes to sleep in 1 singular room with the AC on. Cause having multiple ACs on would be death.

stone blade
narrow lotus
#

we die

stone blade
low atlas
#

that was a compliment Ivan

stone blade
#

and theres like 10 trees

#

in the entire town

pastel quartz
stone blade
low atlas
#

Read it again I won't say it out loud

tulip ravine
#

Even tho she didn’t she just is a manipulating bitch

final cedar
#

write a receipt

tulip ravine
#

she practically made me pay for a car for her ex

narrow lotus
low atlas
#

mate wtf

narrow lotus
final cedar
tulip ravine
tidal trellis
#

Oh.

narrow lotus
#

Jesus

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
low atlas
#

UK fucks are extra

#

holy hell

tulip ravine
#

Wasn’t a small amount either

narrow lotus
#

Junkie mom ?

pastel quartz
#

sounds like a typical case of absent father

tulip ravine
final cedar
tulip ravine
#

I’m just waiting for right moment

#

Put it this way when I was 16 she filed for medical malpractice for me and was gonna take the money for herself

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
#

Split up but friends

#

She likes women now

final cedar
fresh rose
#

She likes women now

#

Signalis reference

final cedar
#

sesbian lex πŸ‘„

tidal trellis
placid sail
tulip ravine
low atlas
#

Talk about lesbians and busy crawls out the woodworks

tulip ravine
#

End of the day it’s my body that’s scarred for life from it lmao

final cedar
#

yeah, scum shit

tulip ravine
#

Literally looks like I got shot in the leg with a shotgun kekw

low atlas
#

how old are you now anyway hydro? Legal age to take action or you still waiting

stone blade
#

@narrow lotus I go out for work soon
I will walk 3 meters and start sweating

tulip ravine
narrow lotus
final cedar
#

make sure she sets up a life insurance policy then, it's only right clueless

narrow lotus
#

moment i get out , it feels i fell into minecraft lava

low atlas
#

sound yeah

stone blade
tulip ravine
#

I’ve basically got a sure win case

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_za: Pretoria, South Africa

:clock12: 24 July 2024, 12:31 (12:31 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Africa/Johannesburg)
β˜€οΈ Day

β˜€οΈ Clear sky
🌁 11% humidity
πŸƒ W 260Β° | 4.12 m/s wind
🌑️ 22.85°C (Feels like 21.85°C)
73.13Β°F (Feels like 71.33Β°F)

final cedar
narrow lotus
#

Pretoria tf

low atlas
#

just don't get caught up in emotions and you'll be alright

tulip ravine
#

Long story short had a birth mark that got infected when I was a baby so doctor decided to not treat it and did something to make it 100x worse, ended up basically exploding lmao

final cedar
#

it's supposed to be winter rn

#

mf bitch ass climate change

low atlas
#

Aughh

narrow lotus
#

man

#

yikes

tulip ravine
#

It’s all good I don’t really care anymore

#

But

#

I care about it

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ch: Bern, Switzerland

:clock12: 24 July 2024, 12:33 (12:33 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Zurich)
β˜€οΈ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 60% humidity
πŸƒ NW 310Β° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌑️ 22.85°C (73.13°F)

narrow lotus
#

i mean thats the least you are entitled to

final cedar
narrow lotus
#

at least get that cash and make something good for urself idk

low atlas
#

tell your future kids you got bitten by a bear when they ask about the scar one day

tulip ravine
tulip ravine
low atlas
#

based

narrow lotus
#

based

low atlas
#

normalize lying about scars

final cedar
narrow lotus
#

i got bit by a dog when i was 8 , almost lost my eye

final cedar
frail scaffold
#

My scars aint cool enough to pass them off as shark bites

narrow lotus
#

i still have the scar , i told people i fell from 2nd floor

tulip ravine
#

Dog attacks are fucking ruthless

low atlas
#

i have a scar on my face but there's no explanation to that one aside from the truth

frail scaffold
#

Just cigarette burns and one where i fell off my bike

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
#

The only other I’ve got is when I decided to bite down on a glass test tube when I was like 5

narrow lotus
#

Ye , i was lucky it was a fucking caniche

#

If it was a bigger dog , rip

tulip ravine
#

As you can probably guess

#

Wasn’t pretty

placid sail
#

I have a tiny scar on my right thumb from opening a can of tushonka the wrong way

narrow lotus
#

Pitbull ? Falco would have been the first moderator now

split canyonBOT
#

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tulip ravine
#

For some reason I stabbed myself in the thumb

#

The British genes got too me ig

low atlas
#

does anyone else have facial scars, and do they flare up randomly for u sometimes?

green schooner
tulip ravine
placid sail
#

I should try opening a next can with my face

#

facial scar would be dope

narrow lotus
#

i also fell from my bike when i was 15 at around 20km / h

#

i was airborne for 2 seconds

low atlas
tulip ravine
#

It was mad I couldn’t feel it at all

low atlas
#

They heal quick

narrow lotus
#

i hit the ground so hard i bounced

pastel quartz
placid sail
green schooner
#

I have a entire slash going from the back of my head

#

To the front