#🎪bruh-fart
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My ex ordered a variety pack of different soju
We destroyed that shit
Yummy :3
mix with vodka - fine
anyway hot alcohol is foul, creamy alcohol is foul, hot & creamy alcohol makes me retch
i.e. irish coffee, which involves whiskey in HOT coffee with cream
These the ones i had
i should start drinking
Yes
ok, buy me booze
beginning coffer with liquor amaretto
thats my kind of shot
Destroy your liver NOW
Are you old enough to buy it?

did u just suggest amaretto in coffee?
or liquor mintu
that... might actually hit
Youngshit
yep
im sorry im not OLD and wrinkly like you cori
You ought to be
too bad i'm all out of amaretto
white women in their 40s amirite?
Ok whats your favorite cigarette tho

Somebody ping the italian
The only cigarette that hasnt instantly repulsed me was a camel red
To tell him grappa sucks
Cant wait until im a whitewoman in my 40s
Only 15 years

can u bake cookies for the neighborhood
@green schooner once you upgrade the hideout it might be a
moneymaking method bro im just saying
there's shit you can auction off that gets you big money
@tidal trellis
Yoo
ur dumb
im richer
@frail scaffold ❤️
and ur telling me
you're literally broke. only 2 million last time i checked
get more money idiot
rookie mistake
I could
gotta bake them first
you can barely afford 30d of premium
But I won't
u literally
have 1m

Offer your body for money
we're both broke 
Said the twink
i aint letting myself get fucked for 3 rubles
mercs dont have honor
guh
mercs never have honor
So do most people selling their body
true..
charon gets fucked in the duty base
artist's fans be like
ever had limoncello?
no id ont
No
go away
it's overhyped but still okay
im dying in the heat here, let me
no >:3
Stinky sweaty
it's basically sugar syrup flavored with lemon peels
AND U DIDNT SAY HELLOO @broken topaz
hi twink
BAGAS MI PULAAAAAA
so it tastes like pledge furniture polish
I'll break you in two
stub your toe
When did you say hello???
Same artist
Also hello Ivan
Finally. Edible fabulouso
hello
Haii
idk
does fabuloso smell like lemons?
real
you can check them by going on the uhhh
im a pinesol man so im not familiar with fabuloso
double click this and then hover over the levels
wtf do u want
Just saying hello
yuh huh
when have I ever asked something from you
anyway my faction names are cooler than yours fuck you @green schooner
you havent
exactly
edgy as fuck too
must you be rude
so im simply better @green schooner
what have I ever done to you Ivan 
ur the same name
as the dude
i killed
a while ago
the rank anyways
I think theres a lemon one
Hes racist
And you're Pakistani
don't worry, I dont judge people 
hi twink
You guys are all twinks for playing roblox stalker
minecraft
koko
Didn't ask
least cori stopped calling me it, maybe one day you will to Charon, just a matter of time
i have died in tarkov
unfortunate
do u have something better you can play
Yes
maybe little baby should go play stalcraft
what is it
yeah u did
Tarkov arena
get on arena
Id rather play stalcraft
:3
But im not gonna
i would rather do say gex than play either
Me too
i think ur secretly greek
:3
koko hop on stalcraft
hop on this
it's so cringe but im invested now
this is so sad
i just dont really like his content
my condolences

why
lol
storage
mfw beard tells me to pay Cold a visit
no you dont
you can craft it from bar
wait you don
no
cause i need the gun
from the start
and i dont have it
i dont have the resources
yes you bum
yeah grind on that shit demo
you can buy mid tier guns in the bar
peak
vampire looking ass
I don't know what I did but
Greetings
the brainfart experience
this is more like the "get abused and molested by the moderators" channel
Sigma
pinhead


im removing it before i go to sleep and leave you for whole night
uh oh


hello
Well hello guys
@


every mother be like
Greetings Disowned

why did the fire happen after the extinguishers
noo you should said "pen is..."


high american iq
something charon would do
probably a latinx person
latinos wouldnt do something this retarded
n
gotta be a latinx person

Hi ham Hi bublyagumba Hi Flop Hi bublyagumba
hi chernobyl catboyo
its awesome
hi stinky
y no women?
women arent in stalker
im not women
Hip
I'd be scared anyway
hip removal update when grok
Constantly forgetting that there's a character in gamma called hip confuses the heck out of me
like why would you remove the hip bones 
hi @final cedar
hi @glad carbon
hows it going
p-good, wbu?
watchin the rookie rn. Can you come up with a more retarded character trait than "she was dropped as a child so that damaged the part of her brain that makes her sleepy so she's always awake and horny instead"
i swear to god that's all the background info they gave for a villain of the week 
and naturally, instead of being a gooner in a dirty apartment she's a cartel boss 
cat boy spotted typing 
Hi Spice Hi Metro Hi Frota Hi CatBites

lol
I hate this big ass window behind me
in the night I feel super paranoid when by myself
i feel yah, first thing I did after I bought my place was bolt the window shut with 1/2" steel plates
im watching you rn
when its night and super quiet, thats when my paranoia sets in
go away then
stop stroking yo shit
flop sucks himself off
no.
use curtain?
I mean yeah
metro did you know you dont need to remove a rib for it
I do use curtains
what about it
Just need a big penus
i heard the infested zones are really good for grinding gamma data 
reflection is
fuck I just don't like the dark in general, I think thats the one fear I have not gotten over at all
for grinding data
nor ever well
moderately big and a good back
yes. thats what i meant by infested zones
thats what they called them in the patchnotes
also
peep upgrade
why does it look stupid
give
mid
they say it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked so I don't see the appeal 
pick a paint..
"they"
uh huh
im sure they do
I'm not a gooner 
is that even gooning
dang all these camos suck ass
I also don't really like getting my knob shined 
yeah almost all of them do
i fw this one kinda
yeah thats the only moderately usable one but its still kinda boring

do you not have a skin
no lol
I just dropped my pill, gonna kms
i thought you get a cool balaclava skin for free from the pass
There goes more money
idk?
not a style for armor but a player model
so u dont have ugly slavic face under ur armor
or i could keep up with the blue color theme from the mercs
i mean
mercs
that is emr dumb
ik what skins are. i dont got one thoug
flecktarn includes more colors and has a larger pattern
yeah but thats the bad fleck
choosing a skin for my armor is somehow the hardest choice ive made in this game so far
a paint.
cuz the merc color sucks ass
merc color is literally blue
along with everything else merc related
your dad kisses me on the tip 💔
youre just a slice of ham i eat ur mom and dad for breakfast on a piece of bread
i could go red
yo frota which one do u fuck with more
duty are nerds
true..
mercs are literally for soyjaking at tarkov guns my man
wake up we gotta destroy the zone and save the innocent
you were 
but i also have the old man face
im gonna use the old man face fuck it
dont do that to the old man
i went to the anomaly that makes you old 💔
oh right now i can actually continue my storyline if i just eat an ungodly amount of meds
:(
fuck
there was a fucking termal area
i didnt expect that
back to hq to fucking restock
You've contracted: Busy
Sorry ham
You don't have much long left
if you were NA i'd roll with you
I dont wanna be retarded :(
will i start thinking im literally him and become a manchild just like bz...
Yes.
gonna kill myself
gobbless
I'm sorry.
krill issue
@pale ingot @glad carbon I have bad news
it was a bio 4 zone then a therm 3 zone then bio 4 again
I used all my advanced tools on parts on just my asval
70+ of each
not knowing I should of used the green and brown
was it below +10
dumbass
thats insane that you had that much
Does 9m make it better
or is it still horrible
still horrible
but
thanks for letting me know what im missing out on now
if i can auction off spare parts i may be rich..
actually, unluckyyy.. the ones i do have are bound
tbf its a duty member
dumb little twink
you cant expect much
I know what you did
idk man im in forge-11 rn and all i see is mercs killing duty
we're stomping you rn
I bet you run when cov comes
nah
my hatred for covenant knows no bounds
are they?
shut up twink#2
I hope you get a nasty headache for rest of the day tomorrow
That does not go away with pain killers
I go sleep, goodnight people.
i got actually 1 shot @green schooner 
fuck
whatever theyre cheeseable this mission gives you cover
can you believe they had a men in black reboot called WIB 
canned after the ghost busters bomb
theres a stash here in the main story that i cant interract with 
or not main story
merc
hollup, forge-12?? @green schooner @glad carbon
i thought there was only forge-11 vro
Apparently ruined my nephews nerf war and I'm the asshole now
i made 200 gamma
Nerf him. Break his kneecaps.
I guess airsoft flashings aren't allowed or smthn idk
black detour is literally just reflection (hence the name)
so
cant wait to finish the storyline so i can grind some gamma data

forge 13 is after
share the method
flashbangs are fair
infested zones
He was the one hiding in the room 
its like mines in the sense that freedom have access to it too but yeah
@pale ingot just killed a squad of mercs
in forge
im wearing fucking scientist armor
they were blind
you cripple beater
that looks like ASS
doesnt matter anyway
i thought about going with a darker paint for camo but its so easy to spot people it doest matter
ill rep for mercs instead
got that blue on me
lame
says the guy with a shittier color scheme
llook at thisss
what the fuck is this
PLEASE put like a winter camo on that thang 🙏
dear god
u pick for me
later
silly ass game rn
who up buyin lemons @inland jackal @green schooner @glad carbon
@grizzled meadow
me
@pale ingot whats ur
stalcraft
user
Hamma_
kk
im busy doing the main story rn
wait
can you show ur equip
rq
after your done fighting the gooner
alright
time to watch the fellowship of the ring, extended edition
4 hour movie
was watching them with family, but we didn't have enough time for the long version, so we did the short one, so im doing the long one on my own to get fresh on everything
@pale ingot pick
doesnt look too bad paired with the duty colour scheme
ye
try the other one rq
also you asked to peep my gear
i presume its to shit on me again for not having higher tier gear
how lemon
This is an American Beautyberry, it has a subtle sweet vegetal/flowery flavor. It is astringent in its berry form, so it is sometimes made into jams and wines.
Sweet

What if I don't
Then I won't tell you what it was
then you'd be disappointed
Already saw it
its nothing worse than what iedy posts
Also old
falco calling stuff old

well guess i fucked the storyline fr
the same shit probably wouldve happened no matter what but eh
📥 A poll has been started by falco94
Remove Ham from brainfart
- 🇦 Yes
- 🇧 No
ham da homie
falco hates me 
Started drinking when I got home from qork

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Remove Falco from brainfart?
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Ah yeah the /vote command is nicer
🎱 Question: Falco must go?
Answer: Seriously?
you don't have the role yet 
🎱 Question: Is that a yes or a no
Answer: Seriously?
I had it, I think I removed it some time ago
what
Did it break something? 
Nah ofc not
The moderator role is above almost everything

@stone blade music
Title song from Episode 8 I AM THE IRON MAN!!! Happy Guy has finally got enough iron to make a full iron suit, and doesn't he let us know it! Running up and down the stairs singing as loud as he can as only he can!
did you already post these
i seen these before
Yes
This is democracy manifest
no my friend wants to make fun of you
awesome
@heavy peak
cause your a merc
This is a lilac breasted roller. I don’t know anything about it, but I think it’s pretty.
@grizzled meadow pc running yet?
🤝
@narrow lotus
I'm dreaming of italian men bringin in their PCs for me to fix so please get it running
Sending out an all text to the women in my household to get ready for a quick time event because I'm in a hitting mood
shut up watch my stacks
We could say yes, now it's not, long story, I'll probably share it eventually in the next weeks
give
Damn that's a cool bird
@pale ingot he wants me to add you to a gc so he can make fun of you
its a storyline weapon lol
oh god
give
Ahahahahah I'm coming to your location
this is gonna haunt me
Yeah I think so too
@pale ingot how do i get ptrd
Hey vud
Bud
DOUGH!!!
!wormy
@toxic sundial |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1243674002824630332/wormy.mp4
i know the first 3 numbers
who up playing with they wormy
Frora
Come drink with me
I have cheap liquor
Flow in g like water
i cant
I'M IN YOUR AREAAA

Woah
im fucking mad @glad carbon i fucking let communist die
Damn frota don't tell me I have to block you for being undeage
That sounds like a good thing
it won't matter anymore at this point but FUCKK he was the most
merc character
I had madirex blocked for years bro
I ain't playin
No underage


good
he deserved
you deserve nothing short of getting your legs amputated
im not poor or southern

i made the wrong choice at the worst fucking time man
:3
im poor for cali, not poor for other states
im gonna have to ask around in the merc base if he even is supposed to live
teehee
yep!
Leave California
Immediately
Acquire a firearm
Cmon frog be based
nah
i like having atleast some infrastructure where i live
bro
i dropped down to 200k
LOL
you will be richer them me for a HWILE
Bruh
Everywhere has infrastructure
Doobid
P!coming
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lower enlistment age to 14
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ARMOR???
its the final boss lol

we rgb your plate carrier
i think they should let you unbox it from a premium crate
Real

I want it as a cosmetic
warthunder premium moment
true
actually true
all the zivac armor is just 
but its unusable
Game devs be like
cool ass enemy armor
can't ever wear it
real.
They don't even monetize it...
im gonna go search for a cheese for siegfried now
he's a pain in the ass to fight
there's no cheese videos
im fucked
Ue
hi
which one is that
i know theres one that has a toxic puddle near him you can stand in to cheese
just need good bio resist or hp regen
Be
its..
Hey
there's no toxic puddles here..
Chat
this is him vro
whats object 47
Buh
DID SOMEONE SAY BEER!?!?!
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😭
buh eer
yes
Thanks mand
what vert
fuck
i got the boss to half hp this time
every 25% hp he gets a shield you cant break and you gotta do some dumb shit to break it

Monsin prime
Yhat
No
your dad is bouncing on my dick rn
gae
Yeah I took a shower

You see it's great when you lay down and it keeps spinning
i like that
And the curling I. Really far away
same
Hot
Yo check out this cool gif
user
Can't. Ppy paste
its not gae if youre not the submissive one
cope
True
That's how I get away tiwht it
you know how people call me a dumb twink
not same region
cant mail you
fucked up
oh wait @green schooner
if i join cov i can uhmm
do the funny area
or i can stay merc...
rip charon
im fucking busy stop sending pipe bombs @green schooner
LOL
what funny area
bannedfrom brainfart for a joke he made off discord
reflection?
yeah
share deez nuts
how do I open chat without typing
I'm
i cant see it unless i type
nota nota nota
play video james
You want
No
why
I had bannerlord open for like 3 hours when I came home and didn't play ev ause I make a drink decent and bought cookies from store
Me when I

this bossfight is fucked and the fact that a full mag from my weapon only does about 6% to him doesnt help
get new gun
redoing the same fight for 8 hours is even more annoying
peanits
😭
Band word
frota
now
i play funny roblox game till dailies and weeklies reset
and then i cook
youre banned for being mean
Aw
idk i dont use it
Idndigb
ak308
shhhh
nota you can talk again in 3 hours
In ,r hours I'll be more edur
stop drinking you bum
idk
aggghh
the bossfight would be easy if the fucking boss wouldnt get faster every phase...
ive been at this for hours now
itts possible though./
lol no
Car
listen vro im telling you i can do it
Chat
meh
I gonna make anoter dirnk
wait this one is peak actually
no i think youll fucking pass out
you just
suck
i cheesed the shit out of it
Hey



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