🎪bruh-fart

[tidal trellis]

one of them being me

[vague raven]

where come from boykisser?

[weak jackal]

I'm the normal one

[manic cave]

Me. I'm sane.

[heady crow]

me

[tidal trellis]

likewise

[frail scaffold]

"Nothing but sobbing here"

[ruby minnow]

falco uses email for nudes

or a fax machie

[lusty sonnet]

postal pidgeons even

[slender rock]

sneakernet

[manic cave]

im bored need smth to do

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-just-blaze-sheek-louch-yo-mtv-raps-s1e2-gif-25832094

whats good ted

[tidal trellis]

Hello Ted

Greetings

[heady crow]

thats whats up

taking care of business

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249468324061122663/1262130064984768563/ce4c2758017143d1a4d408e4ddb7d6c4.mov?ex=66962278&is=6694d0f8&hm=5ec72da74a754f03c85d26dffd6e766a072436837334c4797afcfe9a016c686f&

[rare mica]

What is happening

[woeful crescent]

why is this so emotional

[manic cave]

💥

[prisma quiver]

He summons big raga the opp stoppa

[rare mica]

The what?

[prisma quiver]

The Opp Stoppa

Oh my apologies

He summons Mahoraga, the opposition defeater.

Type shit 🗣️ 🔥

[rare mica]

Don't get it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnv-spurs-spurs-that-jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle-fallout-gif-12219280912482242004

[rare mica]

Is this brainrot humor

[prisma quiver]

HE SUMMONS MAHORAGA

THIS GUY

MAHORAGA

[wraith osprey]

https://fixupx.com/unkyndled/status/1812654739701760441 @stone blade

[eager igloo]

Goals

[placid sail]

fhhhhhhhhh

[rare mica]

And then what does he do to make women talk to him

[manic cave]

Monster is mid

[prisma quiver]

Nothing

[broken topaz]

real

[placid sail]

BOBBAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[manic cave]

I don't get how people drink monster

[prisma quiver]

Bro are you really gonna make me explain alla this

[manic cave]

Shit is disgusting

[broken topaz]

You open it

and then you drink it

[prisma quiver]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

hope this helps

[robust mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhiFAxgr680

[heady crow]

i wish i had a monster rn

[tidal trellis]

this channel is obessed with monster

[prisma quiver]

Mahoraga is a thing in JJK which he can summon, he is not tameable and tries killing everyone he can find. The guy who summons mahoraga is known to try to summon him at literally every inconvinience

[eager igloo]

Monday

[manic cave]

blegh

I need more hot chocolate

[broken topaz]

I wish i had amphetamines rn

[prisma quiver]

Alright Jesse

[eager igloo]

Real

[robust mesa]

Monster waifus in the Zone when?

[heady crow]

ancestral spirits are calling you clearly

[rare mica]

Fucking Gen Z ass "i have anxiety" anime

[prisma quiver]

Become addicted to lean

[tidal trellis]

hearing that just kills me

in this heat, hot chocolate

[placid sail]

correct

[prisma quiver]

Oh nah it aint got nun to do with women in the anime

Or anxiety

[rare mica]

You dog?

[manic cave]

Its winter for me so

[tidal trellis]

no

[manic cave]

I've been non stop living on hot chocolate

[tidal trellis]

read

[placid sail]

said the motherfucker who is couple easy steps away from drinking iced tea but drinks it WARM in the HEAT instead

[prisma quiver]

I meant more like, while trying to fight literally anyone he just gives up and tries summoning Mahoraga

[rare mica]

Rule 1 of the internet

[prisma quiver]

That can't be healthy

[tidal trellis]

mouth, shut

[manic cave]

Prohs not

[placid sail]

your are full of shit ploppert!

you sit on a THRONE OF LIES AND DECEIT

[tidal trellis]

what fucking lies

I can't lie

[rare mica]

Nevermind 4chan ruined it

[manic cave]

Im just waiting until Wednesday for my pay then i can go shopping

[rare mica]

I'm too old

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/outofyourelement-donny-biglebowski-gif-22891733

[placid sail]

oh god

[prisma quiver]

How old

[placid sail]

IT'S THE TROPICAL RAIN

[rare mica]

27

[placid sail]

AND IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY COLDER

[prisma quiver]

@slender rock

[placid sail]

SO IT'S JUST HOT AND HUMID

[rare mica]

I'm still gen z

[placid sail]

SAVE ME RAT CHAN

AAAAAAAA

[robust mesa]

I'm Jesus, cause I'm 33.

[manic cave]

For once my room is warm because i actually turned on my heater

[rare mica]

Help, he's sending the gangstalkers after me

[final rose]

great

[prisma quiver]

No i'm sending unc after you

He's like

60

[tidal trellis]

I hate the source engine

but I hate xray engine more

[prisma quiver]

Source engine is peak

Gold source

Is peak

[tidal trellis]

least source has working ladders

[manic cave]

Tru..

[placid sail]

please brainfart i beg yoblgglggglgghhh

[final rose]

hopefully they accept

[prisma quiver]

Whats S2 built on

[tidal trellis]

are you dying or something

[manic cave]

U5

[final rose]

[tidal trellis]

source 1

[manic cave]

Unreal engine 5.

[final rose]

i wish

[prisma quiver]

Stalker 2 is not built on source 😭

[prisma quiver]

Oh my goodness

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-swimming-pool-fails-gif-14289725

[broken topaz]

Fake

[tidal trellis]

you're fake

[robust mesa]

I hate Skyrim engine more, Xray would crash if something is really fuck up, while Skyrim will keep running but messing your whole play experience and savefile.

[broken topaz]

S2 was built from the ground up and never used for anything aside from Dota.

Until

[broken topaz]

They had to finish the engine for half life alyx

cause it was left like half finished cause nobody at valve wanted to work on it

[prisma quiver]

HLA was goated

As frick..

Loved it

[tidal trellis]

sadly I can't play it

[broken topaz]

Surprising it turned out half decent

[prisma quiver]

😢

wahhh

[tidal trellis]

vr headset costs as much as a liver

[broken topaz]

considering that they had to refactor the entire story

half a year before release

[prisma quiver]

Sorry 💀 I didn't mean it

[ancient lynx]

vr headsets are cheap af now

[broken topaz]

because it was dog shit

[ancient lynx]

idk what you mean

[broken topaz]

and confusing

[prisma quiver]

I mean the best cheapest option is probably quest 2 with link cable

[manic cave]

Im planning on getting a oculus 3.

[tidal trellis]

I'm poor

[rare mica]

Where do you live

[tidal trellis]

like really really poor

[ancient lynx]

fair

[broken topaz]

Quest 2 is meh for the price

you can get a better chinese headset

[placid sail]

just buy yourself a vr headset that uses the mobile phone for projecting the image

[ancient lynx]

which

[tidal trellis]

pakistan

[broken topaz]

Pico 4

[rare mica]

Can't help you

[broken topaz]

Its basically a better quest 2

[prisma quiver]

It still gets regular updates and is one of the most compatible headsets on the market for the price

[broken topaz]

if you dont care about meta store

[prisma quiver]

And it has a TON of accessories

[ancient lynx]

what tmoat said also

[prisma quiver]

But I would just save up for quest 3

[broken topaz]

Updates dont matter shit if you are gonna use it for PCVR

[prisma quiver]

Even though it costs like 300 bucks mor

I heard it's great

[rare mica]

You can get 2 quest 2s for the price of a quest 3

[broken topaz]

2 hour battery life

[prisma quiver]

Theres stuff you can buy for that

[broken topaz]

Doesnt charge enough while plugged in to remain at 100 %

[ancient lynx]

powerbank

[broken topaz]

fat battery pack that puts a weight and heat at the back of your head?

kinda cringe

[ancient lynx]

put it in your pocket

💀

[prisma quiver]

Hit the gym bruh 💀

[broken topaz]

Heat in your pants then?

[rare mica]

My guy, try playing VR and you'll want to take a break regardless in 2 hours

[prisma quiver]

Yeah

Longest I played was like

[broken topaz]

maybe you are just untrained

[ancient lynx]

how do you get by being this much of a bitch

[prisma quiver]

3 hours

In one session

And that WAS WHEN I BEAT BONELAB

I beat that shit in 3 hours

[tidal trellis]

where is winter, please

[prisma quiver]

Ass game

Overpriced asf

Mid campaign

[broken topaz]

I have used the q3, index, q2, pico 4, htc vive

[prisma quiver]

Boneworks 🔛 🔝

[ancient lynx]

how is the index btw

[manic cave]

Over where i am. Freezing asf rn outside.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-bumper-adam-devine-pitch-perfect-lame-gif-17474980

[ancient lynx]

has cool controller stuff but i heard the panels arent good

[rare mica]

I'm lacking an AC actually. I sweat like the Romanian laborer i am

[broken topaz]

Great because its native PCVR so no compression artifacts, best controllers, best audio setup.

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-chungus-reddit-dies-sunhorizon-gif-19294509

[broken topaz]

The panels dont do dark very well

[tidal trellis]

mood

[ancient lynx]

audio setup is irrelevant

[broken topaz]

and the resolution is lower than the cuttin edge now

[ancient lynx]

id use my regular headphones anyways

[prisma quiver]

Buy index 2

For $3000

[ancient lynx]

buy index 3

for 9000$

[broken topaz]

i would if they ever release it

[prisma quiver]

Buy quest 5 for $14500

[ancient lynx]

do the controllers of index work for shit apart from alex

[true sedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1251224304142782504/1262366843092602981/PkAZt4VZmhfrDKjL.mov?ex=6696563d&is=669504bd&hm=3c013a1d44f297816d7829503e6fd98495055b6901a43c39a99f0ab4f3526378&

[broken topaz]

they work for most games

[rare mica]

Honestly if you can't decide if VR is for you at all just buy the quest 2 because it can do anything in VR for the cheapest price

[prisma quiver]

One major drawback on oculus headsets

Meta

I mean

Fuck

[broken topaz]

The most comfortable controllers, and the most intuitive

[prisma quiver]

THE SUPPORT IS ASS!!!

Oculus(meta) support IS ASS

[broken topaz]

I wouldnt use em for beatsaber tho

[ancient lynx]

are there index type controllers for other vr headsets man

[broken topaz]

No

[ancient lynx]

the controllers are sick but i aint fucking paying that much for an index

[rare mica]

Beat saber gets boring quick anyway

[prisma quiver]

DO you have a soul?

[ancient lynx]

id like to think so

[prisma quiver]

LIAR

[slender rock]

nope

[prisma quiver]

Do you have a soul?

LIAR

[broken topaz]

speak for yourself, i got 100 hours in it

[prisma quiver]

Yeah I do aswell but

[ancient lynx]

vr would be cool if there were games for it

[prisma quiver]

Mostly from lockdown

[broken topaz]

real

[prisma quiver]

90% of vrgames get abandoned or are mid asf

[broken topaz]

buy VR, catalog full of mid games

4 good games

and VRchat

[ancient lynx]

the best use for a vr headset may be car sims

[broken topaz]

Thats all there is

[ancient lynx]

or plane sims

or sims

[broken topaz]

Yee car games are great with VR

Dirt 4 and Rally have support

that work alright enough

[ancient lynx]

steering wheels expensive

[broken topaz]

DCS runs like dogshit on VR

[prisma quiver]

Boneworks is on top

No one changing my opinion

[broken topaz]

I share that opinion

[stone blade]

alo

[broken topaz]

aloo

[prisma quiver]

alo

[stone blade]

alooo

[ancient lynx]

alo

[stone blade]

❤️

[broken topaz]

into the radius 2 coming out in like a week

hopefully better than the first game

plus co-op which is cool for people with friends that have VR

[rare mica]

Well i got 100 hours in H3VR

[stone blade]

I got my salary

[broken topaz]

An even more boring game than beatsaber

[stone blade]

@broken topaz @prisma quiver ❤️

[prisma quiver]

❤️

[ancient lynx]

if i had my salary

id buy a headphone

[broken topaz]

For meeee ??? 👉 👈

[ancient lynx]

and not have my salary anymore

[stone blade]

no? kys

[broken topaz]

worth a shot

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Nikopol', Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine

:clock4: 15 July 2024, 16:31 (04:31 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Kyiv)
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 43% humidity
🍃 NW 314° | 2 m/s wind
🌡️ 33.85°C (Feels like 36.85°C)
92.93°F (Feels like 98.33°F)

[river zealot]

Bullshit

Its 41C

[dreamy flax]

:flag_de: 90 Nuremberg, Germany

:clock3: 15 July 2024, 15:31 (03:31 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Berlin)
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 39% humidity
🍃 S 180° | 3.6 m/s wind
🌡️ 29.85°C (85.73°F)

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock4: 15 July 2024, 16:31 (04:31 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Kyiv)
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 15% humidity
🍃 NNE 12° | 4.63 m/s wind
🌡️ 39.85°C (Feels like 37.85°C)
103.73°F (Feels like 100.13°F)

[rare mica]

Clearly we are not alike as i keep playing H3VR regardless

[dreamy flax]

:flag_de: Kiel, Germany

:clock3: 15 July 2024, 15:31 (03:31 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Berlin)
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 56% humidity
🍃 W 260° | 6.17 m/s wind
🌡️ 20.85°C (Feels like 19.85°C)
69.53°F (Feels like 67.73°F)

[prisma quiver]

WARM

WOW

[broken topaz]

a nice 20°C

[river zealot]

41C 36% humidity

[ancient lynx]

lmao

[prisma quiver]

THAT WAS THE WORST TYPO I EVER MADE IN THIS SERVER

😭

[rare mica]

40 degrees in Ukraine

[broken topaz]

All the built in game mods suck except take and hold

[dreamy flax]

🌡️ 41.0c (celsius) is equal to 105.8f (fahrenheit)

[broken topaz]

and take and hold is easy and gets stale after 5 rounds

[rare mica]

I never touched anything besides take and hold anyway. Also how is it easy if you get the cube or the rotating cube

[broken topaz]

and im not one to just stand at the shooting range jerking off to guns

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Berehove, Zakarpattia Oblast, Ukraine, 90200

:clock4: 15 July 2024, 16:33 (04:33 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Kyiv)
☀️ Day

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 30% humidity
🍃 NNE 32° | 2.49 m/s wind
🌡️ 36.85°C (98.33°F)

[prisma quiver]

THAT would have gotten me banned

[somber skiff]

😭

[broken topaz]

i dunno how and why

it just is

[prisma quiver]

WHY is it so WARM in UKRAINE

I have a modpack which turns h3vr into tarkov

[broken topaz]

maybe its just a skill issue on your part

[prisma quiver]

Extraction + Modular Weapons + Tarkov maps

+Safe house

[broken topaz]

Ive tried some of those mods

they definitely add much needed flavour to the game

[prisma quiver]

This was my hideout

[rare mica]

Brother, modul weapons take years to load

[prisma quiver]

Nah, i'd load.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235318725738233856/1253128202470031480/attachment.gif

[broken topaz]

Yea its not that bad

[prisma quiver]

Nah I used to play rimworld with like 250 mods

And it was on an hdd

So

[broken topaz]

maybe learn patience Quhark

[prisma quiver]

It took like 15 minutes to load 💀

I still have the modpack

[rare mica]

Imagine standing around in VR for 15 minutes

[broken topaz]

You know you can put your headset down

[prisma quiver]

Huh

[broken topaz]

and it keeps loading

[prisma quiver]

Yea

😭

I just go on like reels

Or watch a youtube video

[rare mica]

It fucking goes on stand by

[broken topaz]

Or you can open steam VR

hover a fucking yt window

if you really need to

lol

[rare mica]

I already do that

[prisma quiver]

You can put your finger infront of the sensor which detects if you have the headset on

[rare mica]

I even have the game on an SSD

[broken topaz]

Yours goes on standby

thats rough

[prisma quiver]

It's located in the middle of the lenses

Roughly

[broken topaz]

you might also just be able

[prisma quiver]

A bit higher maybe

[broken topaz]

to change standby

settings

but i dont have that problem so i never checked

[prisma quiver]

I used to have a rift s

[broken topaz]

my condolences

[prisma quiver]

Shit would break every 2 seconds 😭

[rare mica]

If i could find it. They also said i could set my quest 2 to have 120fps

[broken topaz]

only on standalone

not PCVR

iirc

[rare mica]

Well that sucks. I'm not touching standalone

[prisma quiver]

2016 was 4 years ago!!!! 😲

[broken topaz]

unless they changed it

Because there is not techincal reason for it not to be PCVR 120 hz

unless its not really 120hz and just reprojecting

index had the 144hz mode

But it overheats like a mf at 144hz

also good luck running any VR game at a stable 144 fps

SteamVR home looks really good at 144 hz tho

[prisma quiver]

I HATE INTO THE RADIUS

ITS SO BORING

[broken topaz]

I wish there was more interesting monsters and shit

instead after the third mission its just mimics

[dreamy flax]

:flag_au: Sydney NSW, Australia

:clock11: 15 July 2024, 23:41 (11:41 PM)
🌏 +10.0 (Australia/Sydney)
🌑 Night

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 64% humidity
🍃 NW 310° | 6.69 m/s wind
🌡️ 8.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
47.93°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

[broken topaz]

if i wanted to shoot at man with gun

i have other games for that

ITR

[rare mica]

Into the radius gameplay just you running away from shadows

I wish it had people to fight

[broken topaz]

running away from?

[broken topaz]

It has mimics which are shadow people

with guns

which is the main enemy after the second zone

[rare mica]

Guess early game there's not enough ammunition

[broken topaz]

which gets so fucking boring

[broken topaz]

never had that issue tbf

everything dies in one or two hit

most enemies are so slow you can knife them

[rare mica]

Eastern European first trip to Germany

[broken topaz]

also the fucking stupid shadow BTR

whoever came up with that should consider retiring

Cant believe one of the Top 5 VR games

is just half life 2

[manic cave]

Imagine RoN in vr

[broken topaz]

it would just be jank

[atomic crane]

you load up Ready or Not 1.0 VR, the full release of the game. You find it odd that it's missing 50% of its promised features, but you shrug. You load up a california crack shack and immediately get your head blown off by an aimbotting AI

[manic cave]

peak

[broken topaz]

You try to open the door

your hand phases through

alerting the enemy in the room

they dome you through the door

[atomic crane]

AI: They're here!

*magdumps the wall next to the door

[manic cave]

Dude as soon as i get into a level, if there's a civ near my team shouts alerting all the enemys in the map.

[atomic crane]

the friendly AI was actually vastly improved which was fun for a bit but unfortunately the rest of the game still dragged it down for me

[broken topaz]

atleast they "fixed" the enemy AI having a sub 50ms reaction time between seeing you and starting to shoot

They still track you through walls tho after they see you far too accurately

[atomic crane]

i was just so disappointed that we didnt get an actual story mode, we didnt get police officer intros for each of the levels, the customization gave us watches and hawaiian shirts instead of more gear

[manic cave]

fr

[atomic crane]

the team mental stability mechanic was turned into a joke because of how fragile they are

[broken topaz]

It was pretty clear it wasnt gonna have any of that

[manic cave]

I brought supporter edition ages ago as well.

[narrow sorrel]

sounds like a skill issue

[atomic crane]

and that's very disappointing

[narrow sorrel]

(no 50ms is actually quite impressive)

[manic cave]

You can bypass it by just having two of your team mates have 2 non lethals

[broken topaz]

it was literally an issue when they released 1.0

and it took them months to fix

You could play around it with smart choices

[narrow sorrel]

better than years or "it's a feature"

[rare mica]

The progression in ready or not is your police officer with the cool perk is depressed

[broken topaz]

Truuuue

[atomic crane]

enemy AI felt good when the game first went into early access then they fucked it up and it took them until now to fix that shit

crazy considering how much money and time they had

[manic cave]

Enemy AI not surrendering after i shoot them with 10 beanbag rounds

[broken topaz]

There was an issue at some point with morale constantly resetting

dunno if they fixed that

and something to do with non lethal weapons increasing enemy morale

[manic cave]

Prohs isn't fixed then

Because i run non lethal majority of the time.

[narrow sorrel]

pain is weakness leaving their body

[broken topaz]

you could always shoot them with 7.62 in the leg

its honestly more effective to get them to give up

[manic cave]

-300 unauthed use of force in question:

[pale ingot]

at the peanits club. Straight up "stripping it'. And by "it"? Haha. Well. Let's justr say. My pant

[broken topaz]

nah its authorised if they raise the gun

i rarely get unauthed use of force

plus the standards for that in the game is fucking stupid

the american swat standard is literally

"Did you feel like your life was in danger?"

If so

you are good to shoot

[manic cave]

I get unauthed literally 24/7

On non lethal runs

[broken topaz]

sounds like a skill issue

[manic cave]

I shoot them with NON LETHAL

[broken topaz]

Try equipping everyone with CS gas

and just gas everyone

[manic cave]

AND I GET UNAUTHED FORCE

[broken topaz]

CS gas launcher, gas grenades everything

on all your guyys

[atomic crane]

i embraced what the devs were turning it into a long time ago

which is another CQB shooter

instead of a SWAT simulator

[manic cave]

I honestly regret buying supporter

[broken topaz]

real

[atomic crane]

i dont think i've used the taser more than a couple times

[broken topaz]

Just whip out the tactical fal

and the 357. sidearm

and leave holes in suspects

just as god intended

[atomic crane]

absolutely real

[broken topaz]

unless you wanna go for all S non lethal for unlocks and achievements

just do lethal

[manic cave]

I've gotten a S on every mission so far

[atomic crane]

RoN scratches the itch enough that i dont think i'll ever go back to swat 4 but i know deep in my heart that swat 4 is still undisputed champion of cop game

[manic cave]

I'm up to the collage one.

[broken topaz]

I was watching a finnish friend of mine do non lethal for achievemtns

right when 1.0 came out

and the AI was mega cracked

[manic cave]

Still is.

Fucking aimbot

[broken topaz]

Not like 1.0 release

[atomic crane]

my condolences

[manic cave]

Oh 2 mins till Tuesday

Lets to

Go

[broken topaz]

you should do stab vest, pistol only

no grenades

Patrol officer type loadout

[manic cave]

I run heavy vest w/ceramic

FISA gear supporter stuff

[atomic crane]

simulate what they promised, which was patrol officer POV to show why swat is being called

[broken topaz]

Also i swear to god when 1.0 came out

they said you can see trailer come in

and pick shit up

after mission complete

which never happens?

[manic cave]

Also why did they rename HRT to FISA?

[atomic crane]

i've seen it

multiple times

[manic cave]

The helmets still HRT so

[atomic crane]

maybe it was before 1.0 idk

[broken topaz]

i havent seen it pre 1.0 or post 1.0

[manic cave]

Wasn't it in a trailer?

No pun intended of course.

[broken topaz]

it was

and the 1.0 showcase

[atomic crane]

i've seen trailers, it's actual NPCs that walk around and pick up like bodies n shit

they're wearing blue uniforms and gear

[manic cave]

Yeah.

[broken topaz]

YEA SO WHY DOESNT IT HAPPEN IN MY GAME

[atomic crane]

maybe u dont fart around long enough after mission complete

walk around the map

[broken topaz]

I have purposefully done it

because they are supposed to show up

[manic cave]

Modders will probs make a mod

[atomic crane]

no idea maybe its a bug

[manic cave]

Then void will actually add it

[atomic crane]

i cant think of any good reason

[manic cave]

I much rather prefer HRT over FISA tbh.

[broken topaz]

they removed the Hormone Replacement Therapy

[atomic crane]

idk what FISA stands for but HRT actually means something lol

so i prefer HRT

[ancient lynx]

what is fisa

[atomic crane]

idk what FISA is in the game

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori Hi Med Hi kokopelli Hi sharpypens

[broken topaz]

Its the games version of FBI reaction force

Federal Investigation and security agency

[atomic crane]

hi fartboy

[ancient lynx]

in what game

[atomic crane]

shitty or not

[broken topaz]

Ready Or Not

[atomic crane]

shitty or fart

[manic cave]

CAR

!

[broken topaz]

maybe they renamed it cause it was too closely associated with the actual FBI

and it was doing shady stuff in game lol

[manic cave]

Its a SWAT game.

They add literal yknow

But rename fbi?

[broken topaz]

They never call it SWAT in game

iirc

[manic cave]

The transports say SWAT.

[broken topaz]

does it actually?

actaully yea it do

im regarded

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

[broken topaz]

in my head it just said police

had to double check

[narrow sorrel]

nohello.net

[manic cave]

Man i should zzzz

gn

[ancient lynx]

because fbi is an agency

swat isn't

its an abbreviation of a type of force

[broken topaz]

tru

this man is speaking facts

[atomic crane]

why can R6 siege use FBI HRT but RoN cant

[broken topaz]

because they probably licensed it from the FBI?

[final rose]

-# this message is gray

[atomic crane]

lol if that's a thing im gonna laugh

[narrow sorrel]

CSGO also has fbi

[atomic crane]

licensing the acronym of a federal agency

[broken topaz]

it depends on US law

i dunno

[ancient lynx]

they are being careful

[narrow sorrel]

Do you need to pay a filipino terrorist group for the right to use MILF?

[ancient lynx]

who is ron's publisher

because i dont think they an afford a lawsuit with the fbi

[broken topaz]

Self published, no?

[narrow sorrel]

fbi raids RoN's offices

[ancient lynx]

plot twist ron raids them back

[broken topaz]

I mean GTA uses FIB because they poke so much fun at it

but according to google you should be able to just use FBI

[ancient lynx]

legally yeah but laws are often stretched

[broken topaz]

because all government agencies in the US are considered public domain for this kinda shit

apparently

[narrow sorrel]

They probably don't want to directly use FBI in a game where you can commit an excessive force

[broken topaz]

I mean you arent playing as the FBI

They actually engage you in the game

in one mission atleast

[ancient lynx]

i mean

[atomic crane]

i feel like if this was the case then there would be big problems with every game featuring the US military

[ancient lynx]

considering the amount of stupid bs people made up to criticize games

[hazy finch]

my favourite thing of ready or not is failing to check a corner getting shot then shooting 4 mags at that corner and still somehow failing to kill the perp in the corner

[ancient lynx]

that would be enough to link the two

[broken topaz]

A bit less of aproblem these days with the friendly AI properly checking corners

but yea

love that

[hazy finch]

anyway ive been playing some CDDA with the no hope mod got a good start got 2 npcs in my little evac shelter so far and doing a quest for another so i can get another npc there

[broken topaz]

are you playing an Imam?

and if not

why not?

[hazy finch]

about 2 hours into my current playthrough i finally got the stuff needed to set up some power

[narrow sorrel]

no augs

[hazy finch]

i chose lumberjack or whatever its called since the wood axe does crazy damage if you put 1 skill into both melee and cutting weapon

[broken topaz]

why did you lube up jack

noooo

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[ancient lynx]

what is cdda

[broken topaz]

cataclysm

dark days ahead

kinda like dwarf fortress adventure mode

modern zombie apocalypse

and mutants

[final rose]

what is dwarf fortress adventure mode?

[ancient lynx]

ooh

i remember this

[broken topaz]

Zomboid but more complicated

[narrow sorrel]

god I miss the old setting

[ancient lynx]

dwarf fortress but you play as an individual in the world

[hazy finch]

think of it as dwarf fortress if you crammed project zomboid into it and added lovecrafts novels into it as lore

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 doesnt know about dorf fort

[broken topaz]

Required reading ^

[ancient lynx]

yeah i watched it

i just needed a reminder

[broken topaz]

oh wait i forgot the thumbnail has sextoys

[narrow sorrel]

It's outdated, Kevin Granade'd

[broken topaz]

oops

lets delete that

[narrow sorrel]

[broken topaz]

just in case

👼

[narrow sorrel]

You cant toilet water to mutate now

[broken topaz]

damn

[narrow sorrel]

[hazy finch]

gotta include the 500+ vibrator collection into the thumbnail or its not a legit cdda video

[broken topaz]

i never lived longer than a week anyway

[final rose]

no one saw until you said

[broken topaz]

They did

They know

[narrow sorrel]

also they added some stupid dimension traveler faction or some shit due to lore changes

[broken topaz]

cringe

[narrow sorrel]

CDDA development kinda wack

[broken topaz]

back to zomboid it is

zomboid could use mutants

[narrow sorrel]

I actually have a harder time playing zomboid

[hazy finch]

only version ive played of cdda is Gaiman since ive heard so much shit happening with the experimental builds that im probably never gonna ever bother with them

[narrow sorrel]

if only because in cdda you can abuse the rpg mechanics

[broken topaz]

some giga nerds are making overhauls to turn Zomboid into a fallout game

[hazy finch]

tankmod for the win

same with dinomod

[narrow sorrel]

FUCKING RIVER DEMONS REEEEE

[pale ingot]

radiation mods have already existed for a while

im guessing theyre adding the npc mods too

[broken topaz]

Ye but they recently put out the power armour framework

[hazy finch]

i do think dinomod needs a tweak theres way too many freindly ones around the place that you can use to lure hoards of zombies into and the dinos take no damage because of their armour

[broken topaz]

got some weapon packs out

Eventually will make a map overhaul

[pale ingot]

npcs though?

[hazy finch]

not enough enemy dinos too

[broken topaz]

I mean there is mods for that already

[narrow sorrel]

I'm trying to get a glass of water here and this fucking Spinosaurus pops and beats my ass

[broken topaz]

but they are highly unstable

[pale ingot]

ik

[broken topaz]

i have no idea if they plan to do that

[narrow sorrel]

well, it's funny until the dinos die and zombify

[broken topaz]

Since the development is so slow the Zomboid Devs may come out with NPCs first

[atomic crane]

PZ: 12 years in development
PZ fallout conversion: 2 years

[pale ingot]

now i know what i forgot to buy in the summer sale.. ac black flag..

[broken topaz]

🏴‍☠️

[hazy finch]

Fast draw holster > 500. S&W
https://tenor.com/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395

[pale ingot]

zorking my peanuts

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-eyebrow-eyebrow-raise-pirates-of-the-caribbean-excuse-me-gif-25553468

AC black flag is literally a pirate game

[broken topaz]

its also

incredibly mid

[atomic crane]

mid games are still fun

[pale ingot]

is far cry 5 mid too by your standards, just wanna verify sm

[atomic crane]

this is a mid discord channel but we still yap in it constantly

[hazy finch]

yes

[broken topaz]

yea

it has really unfun mid gameplay

and a shitty open world

[pale ingot]

alr your opinion doesnt matter ive been playing far cry 5 for the past few days and its been a lot of fun

[broken topaz]

Good villain tho

[narrow sorrel]

does that even kill dinos?

[atomic crane]

this guy hates sea shanties

[hazy finch]

i was able to shoot a triceratops with a glock 17 to death one time so idk

[broken topaz]

Hey feel free to enjoy your slop

its still slop

[pale ingot]

whatever you say buddy

[hazy finch]

if it aint far cry primal i dont wanna hear it

[narrow sorrel]

after how many shots?

[atomic crane]

if it aint far cry 3 i dont want to hear it

[broken topaz]

Atleast that one was somewhat original

[hazy finch]

8 17 capacity mags with JHPs

[broken topaz]

But lacked depth in all aspects

[pale ingot]

actually fuck all yall im gonna play fc5 rn

[hazy finch]

i did it cause i got bored since this was without no hope so i got to late mid game in about 3 ingame weeks so i just shot at this one dino i saw a bunch of times

[broken topaz]

our takes were too hot for ham to handle

[narrow sorrel]

you know they can come back as zombonis right?

[pale ingot]

your takes were already wrong 💔

[hazy finch]

i looted about 4 gunstores by that point i had plenty of other shit to shoot it with if it did

[broken topaz]

Im sorry that i expect more than repeating the same things over and over again

and writing worse than the average novel

[pale ingot]

aspect

[broken topaz]

auto correct

[pale ingot]

aspect

you fucked up kid.. now i win

[narrow sorrel]

go play a melee build

[hazy finch]

after that i just firebomed an entire city then let it burn for about 3 ingame days and went to check out the damage then i just deleted the world and started a new one with no hope mod

[pale ingot]

far cry games are fun vro

[narrow sorrel]

Have you played magiclysm?

[pale ingot]

shrimple as

[broken topaz]

I tried that in CDDA once cause i found a katana randomly

and a fursuit

[hazy finch]

not yet no

ive done innawoods a couple times

[broken topaz]

Fursuit, plus katana was kinda goated cause it kept me warm

and high damage output

[narrow sorrel]

go into the city and find 8 escaped 3dprinted plastic golems

[broken topaz]

[narrow sorrel]

warm? dont you start in early spring?

[broken topaz]

custom scenario

[narrow sorrel]

go innawoods and find a fucking owlbear/troll/stone golem coming over to kick your ass

[pale ingot]

i will give it to you that far cry gmaes seem to just do the same thing over and over @broken topaz but i dont care its still fun lol

[hazy finch]

suprisingly enough i havent really messed around with mutations or CBMs much should try that sometime

[broken topaz]

like i said you're allowed to enjoy it

I was just saying my opinion of the game, you dont have to be so defensive about things you enjoy man

Theres shit and mid things i enjoy too

[atomic crane]

it's rage bait if you claim objectivity though

this is obviously bait guys... dont feed the trolls

[broken topaz]

I mean you can rate some things objectively. And there is a difference between "X is good" and "i enjoy X"

[ancient lynx]

I don't think far cry is terrible, the issue is more about playing the same game than the game itself

[atomic crane]

thats why i like 3

it was the original that all the others copied afterward

[ancient lynx]

it suffers from the same virus ac has

[broken topaz]

Yea totally

[heavy peak]

Ubisoft

[ancient lynx]

I liked 3-4

[broken topaz]

Far Cry 3 is rated so highly cause its the first of the formula

[ancient lynx]

after that they re executed 4 in different paints

[broken topaz]

when it was pretty original still

[atomic crane]

4 was good, it showed that 3 formed a standard but added in enough cool stuff and gave us another villain

[ancient lynx]

4 has a criminally underrated story

[pale ingot]

grrrr NO!!! my game is OBJECTIVELY AWESOME!!!!!!! AND YOU CANT SAY OTHERWISE!!!!!!!

[atomic crane]

was it primal after 4?

[broken topaz]

i think so

[tidal trellis]

curse of Ubisoft, either good or really dogshit games

[heavy peak]

With a twist really
Sadly story wasn't fully fleshed out as they had to cut it to meet the deadline

[broken topaz]

Primal wasnt really a main line entry tho

was it?

[ancient lynx]

in 4 your involvement literally leads to the worst future possible

[atomic crane]

it never felt like a main entry

[heavy peak]

if anything
we didn't get a new "villain"
but rather 2

[ancient lynx]

the good ending is where you sit at the dinner table and wait for pagan min to do stuff

[atomic crane]

i remember being disappointed i didnt get to shoot people when primal came out, i also never played primal

[broken topaz]

The best Far Cry is Blood Dragon

[atomic crane]

DLC not main entry

[heavy peak]

i couldn't see shit playing that one

[broken topaz]

Standalone game actually

but not a main entry true

[atomic crane]

i was mistaken i thought it was DLC

[broken topaz]

still more fun than 4, primal or 5

[atomic crane]

never played

[broken topaz]

to me atleast

It does have its problems too

[atomic crane]

5 suffered severe disappointment thanks to it turning everything into a goofy joke

[solar obsidian]

Ubisoft when Uasexualhard walks in

[atomic crane]

"haha take this new gun from preorder and run with funny puppy crash car into outpost and do the funny murder thing on the bad guy"

"look at how silly america is lol"

[tidal trellis]

rare to see from you cori

[broken topaz]

The friendly AI is genuinely so retarded

[solar obsidian]

my job here is done

[broken topaz]

it makes the game actively less enjoyable to have them around

[broken topaz]

:3

I can tell it to you more often

[atomic crane]

we need a little dark age edit of farcry 3 and 4 story moments vs farcry 5

[tidal trellis]

no thanks

[broken topaz]

far cry 5 has one thing going for it

The US gets nuked in it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/headpats-anime-cat-girl-beeg-pats-shake-pats-gif-7464612627661142514

[atomic crane]

i think thats new dawn

[solar obsidian]

[broken topaz]

no that plays after the nukes

[atomic crane]

o

[ancient lynx]

5 suffers from not being good

[broken topaz]

or something like that

[ancient lynx]

i liked being able to carry like 500 melee weapons to throw at people tbh

but thats about it

[broken topaz]

Most fun way to play the game

shovel throw

[pastel quartz]

Delight is such a tsundere

[atomic crane]

5 suffers from "it's popular to turn america into a joke so instead of having a mature story and deep characters we're gonna make a joke game where everyone is an ultra-redneck. every character is gonna be just like that funny guy from far cry 3 and 4 that just blew shit up and liked monkeys lawl."

[ancient lynx]

I don't think they intended for it to be a joke which I don't think makes the situation better

[broken topaz]

yea i think you missed the fact that it contains religious extermist cults

which happen to be most common

in hick country

Its not poking fun at america as a whole like that

[atomic crane]

german speaks on how hicks behave

[broken topaz]

Yea

I am in fact the arbiter of truth

thanks for noticing

[atomic crane]

it was a blatant stereotype that turned what could have been good characters into a flat board of blandness

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-are-cutting-people-and-the-knife-start-gliding-through-them-knife-cutting-people-when-gif-10886167563047245322

[broken topaz]

are you perhaps american

no jk

[atomic crane]

punchline:

[broken topaz]

I agree with it being super bland

and full of tired tropes

but thats just because ubisoft cant write for shit

[ancient lynx]

You mean to tell me fc5 americans aren't accurate??

[atomic crane]

yeah it feels like they saw the new wolfensteins and thought "those are quirky and popular let's try to do the same thing" and in doing so just completely lost the plot on what farcry was

[solar obsidian]

omg i hate you! >.<

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104189955858763881/1217404800543494176/My_Video.gif

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

They arent crying far away

[atomic crane]

the characters are all supposed to be insane crazy loco, not baccer chawin dynamite-fishing ice cold beer drinkers

[pastel quartz]

me every time I uwu

[broken topaz]

i mean that is one flavour of crazy loco

and the main character is still crazy loco

main villain

not main character

[atomic crane]

i guess

[broken topaz]

cause the protagonist doesnt really have any character

so the main character is infact the villain

[steady leaf]

not even a name im pretty sure

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/contextdogs/status/1812483453583016217

Sif's much smaller cousin

[pale ingot]

i love how you throw the shovel like a fucking javelin

[broken topaz]

[atomic crane]

oh shit i forgot 5 didnt even have a protagonist

it was player-created

or customized

couldnt you choose your gender

[broken topaz]

i cant remember tbf

[atomic crane]

that's huge, how could i forget

[primal rapids]

Let's be real here, the protag of Far Cry never mattered.

[atomic crane]

false

[pale ingot]

yes

[broken topaz]

in 3 he mattered for the storytelling

[pale ingot]

preset faces though

[atomic crane]

jason's journey was the entire point of 3

ajay in 4 was integral to guiding the player's knowledge of the pagan min situation with his mom n shit, helping the plot hit the right way

[primal rapids]

Hell, I'm pretty sure in Far Cry 2, you can choose from a bunch of different characters but it made so little difference that there was basically no point in choosing a different one.

[ancient lynx]

This

[broken topaz]

Yea in 2 it was kinda meh

[ancient lynx]

You met pagan min because he was your mothers lover

[broken topaz]

I think it atleast changed who your comrades can be in 2

cause the one you picked wouldnt be available as a fren

iirc

[atomic crane]

2 was also pre-ubisoft wasnt it

[broken topaz]

it was published by ubisoft still

[atomic crane]

o

[broken topaz]

oh and developed

ye

they just still had some spark in em

[atomic crane]

that was before the corruption of assassins creed

[broken topaz]

too bad they scrapped alot of fun sounding mechanics

which made the game blander

than it was intended

[atomic crane]

where they were blown away by its success and promised to make the same game every other year for a decade

[ancient lynx]

Ubisoft has actually talented people in it even still

Issue is their management is a meme

[broken topaz]

I mean thats most of the time

[pale ingot]

meandering with the gang

[broken topaz]

cause the developers and artists are very talented people

[atomic crane]

"bear companion lawl"

[broken topaz]

you just need good creative directors and management

[pale ingot]

its useful though

[atomic crane]

it rips my dick off

[ancient lynx]

Nah good artists aren't too common

valve artists for example

best at their jobs

they carried tf2

[broken topaz]

Real

[ancient lynx]

half life

[broken topaz]

Valve had good writers, artists and devs

[ancient lynx]

any game that wasn't cs really

[broken topaz]

and up until portal 2

good management

[atomic crane]

immediately following portal 2 is what you surely meant

[broken topaz]

And then they changed their whole development strategy

[broken topaz]

yes

[ancient lynx]

they changed it back now i think

[atomic crane]

luv portal 2 ❤️

[broken topaz]

yes

because of alyx

They had to get most of the devs onboard to finish the engine and alyx

and then they all agreed how they were doing it sucked

and they never made anything cool, too many things got scrapped

[pale ingot]

peanus.

[atomic crane]

steam really needs a competitor that will force valve to need to make games again to make the same amount of money

or something

[broken topaz]

so now they vote on projects, and whatever gets the most votes, gets worked on by everyone

[ancient lynx]

you can't lol

[broken topaz]

They are currently developing games

[ancient lynx]

also valve doesn't care

they got infinite money printer

its more of a novelty than an actual games studio atm

personal hobby of gaben and ex half life leads

[broken topaz]

Well they do care again. Gabe and other managers didnt like the post portal 2 period

And they are hoping to put out more games again

For example Gabe personally said they are looking to conclude half life

as well as pushing VR games

[ancient lynx]

I meant they don't care about the finances of valve

[broken topaz]

oh ye

[atomic crane]

i was just about to say its a shame they probably wont conclude half life lmao

[broken topaz]

and also that moba hero shooter nobody cares about

[atomic crane]

i hope they do like you say they are

[ancient lynx]

Its not like they are looking to spin a large profit with valve

not when they take 20% from fucking everything

[broken topaz]

I mean alyx literally rewrites the canon so they can continue without the epistle 3 script

and make something new

It ends on a teaser for more half life

and gabe said it so

🙏

[tidal trellis]

and take another lifetime to work on half life game

[ancient lynx]

To be fair hl2 script got rewritten so many times

[tidal trellis]

and then scrap it cause they weren't confident

[ancient lynx]

It wouldn't be right to assume hl3 script is finalized

[broken topaz]

So did alyx

[atomic crane]

i got 50 years to wait for the conclusion to half life

[ancient lynx]

remember half life 2 beta

[atomic crane]

im not concerned

[broken topaz]

The story was a mess. They rewrote it 6 months before release or smth

for alyx

its a wonder that game is good

[ancient lynx]

Common for valve

hl1 also sucked

[broken topaz]

yee they scrapped the entire thing because it wasnt fun

not just the story

[atomic crane]

hl1's story still ended up being a godsend compared to other 90s games tbh

[tidal trellis]

hl1 still holds up

I went through it not long ago

[broken topaz]

unless you read all terminals in marathon

[ancient lynx]

It does

[tidal trellis]

I still had fun

[ancient lynx]

It initially didn't

[atomic crane]

maybe marathon should have been more popular cuz i've never even heard of it

[runic kernel]

[broken topaz]

Marathon is uhhh

yes

[ancient lynx]

Thoughts on deadlock

[broken topaz]

dont care about mobas

but

maybe its fun?

[ancient lynx]

Looks mid tbh

[prisma quiver]

MAHORAGA

HELPP

HELP ME

[broken topaz]

its gonna be better than overwatch atleast

[atomic crane]

[ancient lynx]

I really hope so

[atomic crane]

overwatch aint a MOBA tho

[ancient lynx]

The playertesters aren't entirely optimidtic

[atomic crane]

how can you compare them

[broken topaz]

Yea but Deadlock is a moba heroshooter

its a mix of the two

[atomic crane]

wtf

[broken topaz]

think of it like smite but more heroshooter

[ancient lynx]

sbi updated their partners page with valves logo

so it might actually be over

[inland jackal]

@stone blade nothing better than an after work shit at home after a long hot day

[solar obsidian]

can u stream it pls

[tulip glacier]

hijo de...!!!!!!

[inland jackal]

Just for you belight

[prisma quiver]

81 raiders

[prisma quiver]

71***

[broken topaz]

PUBG in the year 2024

incredible

[ancient lynx]

irish tutorial

[tulip glacier]

but the instructor is from MOSSAD

[ancient lynx]

mutual interest

[broken topaz]

Ive seen this gif before

its not actually the full movie

😔

it does go on for a surprising while

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 it's DI water so it just makes it stronger

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-meme-raccoon-rolling-gif-25417579

[toxic sundial]

What kinda fucken map is this

[broken topaz]

mountain

[prisma quiver]

Valley

[broken topaz]

cursed

[toxic sundial]

Doesn't look op at all

[prisma quiver]

It's pretty op

Has one MAJOR drawback though

I have one place where I get pretty much all my power from

Once one raider digs trough or one droppod lands there then well

No more power

[toxic sundial]

I was gonna say infestationz

[prisma quiver]

That aswell

[toxic sundial]

Do you run combat extended?

[prisma quiver]

Yea

[toxic sundial]

Based

[tulip glacier]

We actually gathered info on the main executive of the MOSSAD, the highest ranked level agent in charge of the on field black ops recon, training and actual target execution... codename FINQEL. This was him when training Irish independent commandos back in early 2000's