#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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green schooner
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literally

glad carbon
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spas12 good?

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I just crafted one

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do i need anything better than a seeker's uhhh

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whatever armor

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not the exo

pale ingot
pale ingot
untold creek
glad carbon
sage otter
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leggies PepeHappy

glad carbon
light maple
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9096+

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85+

tidal trellis
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What

placid sail
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have they fixed the ranks already

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can I write in noobies and remove my stupid badge

tidal trellis
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Busy you don't even chat in newbies

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And why do you want to be grey

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You want it to match your hair rn?

placid sail
placid sail
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reddit wankery over ranks

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pathetic

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every so often a scrub from redditopic barges in here and goes ew you or you don't have a badge and all

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the only badge I'm accepting is some meaningless funny shit

tidal trellis
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What

placid sail
# tidal trellis What

me no likey arbitrary stratification system that doesn't explain to me in the slightest how truly retarded you really are

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pointless!

tidal trellis
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Rude but I get it now

narrow knoll
sterile dome
placid sail
tidal trellis
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He really fell off

cyan mulch
tidal trellis
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Greetings

crude canyon
glad carbon
tidal trellis
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You know I should probably sleep cause it's late

glad carbon
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gn twink

tidal trellis
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I will break you in 2.

fresh rose
tidal trellis
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Die

glad carbon
tidal trellis
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I will get my revenge against all of you who wronged me, fuckin watch

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But anyways, goodnight

deep topaz
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Trap trap

green schooner
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Wouldn’t mind another pair and a drink

low atlas
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good mornin

pale ingot
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im afraid its terminal

green schooner
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what is

pale ingot
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you're stupid

green schooner
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how

pale ingot
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an idioit even

green schooner
low atlas
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you're letting a piece of ham call you stupid

green schooner
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yeah but hes dumb

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so its ok

low atlas
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fair

toxic sundial
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Just got gaslit

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Pissing mad rn

low atlas
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was it about the dinner

toxic sundial
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Yes madge1

toxic sundial
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Ordered a chicken bacon ranch pizza from dominos

toxic sundial
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Came with no bacon and just fucking covered in chunks of tomato

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Went back to the store because why the hell is there tomato and no bacon

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"erm actually it comes like that can't remake it"

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Look it up on their website

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And would've you fucking know

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The dominoes chicken bacon ranch pizza comes wit fucking tomato

primal rapids
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That’s what you get for ordering a ranch pizza, blasphemer

foggy mantleBOT
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pastel quartz
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and I like anime

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why are 90% of weeb memes so shit

visual stirrup
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why is the majority of anime shit retarded?

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who knows...

uncut yew
solar obsidian
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ni hao πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ
ples visit china, yu wont regret, china numba 1

final cedar
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west china best china

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oh wait

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taiwan #1

glad carbon
upper shore
shell venture
upper shore
glad carbon
upper shore
deep topaz
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Burger

glad carbon
deep topaz
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It cooking

green schooner
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@glad carbon hop on stalcraft

glad carbon
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now what

green schooner
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nothing

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lol

glad carbon
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@green schooner mac10 or micro uzi for sidearm

green schooner
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Use a shotgun you idiot

glad carbon
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eat my nuts

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i got a spas 12

green schooner
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I will

glad carbon
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and an akm

green schooner
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:3

green schooner
glad carbon
green schooner
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Also mid guns

glad carbon
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fg42

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akm but better damage and range

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less recoil

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mag is like 8 less tho

green schooner
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Middddd

glad carbon
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u are

glad carbon
green schooner
glad carbon
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no >;3

civic panther
visual stirrup
# civic panther

Reminder
Japanese argue whether it's better to watch King of the Hill subs or dubs

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westaboos

deep topaz
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I cast CRT framerate gif

civic panther
green schooner
gleaming geyser
remote vine
pastel quartz
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It

eager igloo
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Hai

remote vine
solar obsidian
shell venture
eager igloo
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ALO

lament vapor
deep topaz
gleaming geyser
manic cave
pastel quartz
manic cave
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Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

pastel quartz
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Oh thanks BTW I forgot about the flavor texts

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I wanted to type "bro thinks he's him"

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On the image but ig I forgot

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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I'm surprised they didn't strip half of the stadium and it's underground cables

manic cave
gleaming geyser
pale ingot
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why did they imprison serj tankian

pastel quartz
naive bison
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and so begins the 2 week phase

stone blade
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
gleaming geyser
narrow lotus
gleaming geyser
narrow lotus
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@dreamy flax how much is 99 fahrenheit in celsius ?

dreamy flaxBOT
gleaming geyser
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37 iirc

naive bison
narrow lotus
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37.2

dreamy flaxBOT
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🌑️ 99.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 37.222c (celsius)

narrow lotus
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hot af

naive bison
pastel quartz
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ok mi-am facut activitatea pe zia de azi hai pa kekpat

gleaming geyser
gleaming geyser
naive bison
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fellas

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what minecraft mod packs y'all recommend

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i want something more or less close to vanilla

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i never really played modded

gleaming geyser
naive bison
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i am afraid of sharing his fate

gleaming geyser
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I don't know of any other modpacks. My 6 week minecraft phase consisted of 2b2t.

eager igloo
gleaming geyser
pastel quartz
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That's why I quit gamma and you should too

gleaming geyser
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Gamma, RL craft, Tarkov, etc. are all in the "softcore S&M" genre of videogames.

naive bison
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so trump memes are fine now?

gleaming geyser
pastel quartz
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That's a lot of cigs

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That's smart

gleaming geyser
pastel quartz
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Do you want to kiss the lips as well

gleaming geyser
pastel quartz
gleaming geyser
pastel quartz
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Keep that mouth open and see what'll enter

gleaming geyser
naive bison
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god is good

gleaming geyser
naive bison
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ohmygog this mod has working torches when you hold them

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imboutta bust

eager igloo
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That's just optifine

naive bison
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your mother is opti fine

shell venture
gleaming geyser
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drunk hallway

eager igloo
fluid coyote
eager igloo
eager igloo
stone blade
gleaming geyser
naive bison
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BRO UNDER MY MF HOUSE????

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THERE'S ZOMBIES UNDER MY FLOORBOARDS

stone blade
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ez exp grinder then

naive bison
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dungeon loot be like

stone blade
manic cave
naive bison
stone blade
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O

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oy vey

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first diamonds?

naive bison
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under my mf house bruh where did i pick to live

stone blade
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Bro picked to live under the misty mountain

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wtf

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over rather

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sorry

naive bison
stone blade
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I feel bad you don't get that reference

river zealot
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!busy

split canyonBOT
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placid sail
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I need another vacation

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for a year or two

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or maybe a decade

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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go retire in zimbabwe

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become parsnip farmer

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i wonder what crop is the most profitable to farm

naive bison
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1 (one) singular dabloon

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πŸ€‘

stone blade
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HUGE

stone blade
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wow

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insane

gleaming geyser
deep topaz
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blyat

gleaming geyser
gleaming geyser
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Fire album cover.

lusty sonnet
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@solar obsidian peepohi

deep topaz
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did anyone else see that stalker 2 has a launch date now

solar obsidian
runic kernel
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Hi Delight Hi Schleppa Hi Disowned Hi Xalrider

magic tartan
stone blade
deep topaz
naive bison
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waht the fuck is this thing

magic tartan
eager igloo
tidal trellis
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I'm awake, hello people

placid sail
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ah yes

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a work day, flop is awake, and news of youtube being blocked in mordor by september

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a nice trinity of shit fuck

stone blade
deep topaz
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what is mordor

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in this context

wraith osprey
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1/3 of the planet

naive bison
deep topaz
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so no youtube for azerbaijan

placid sail
somber skiff
slender rock
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ugh

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BZ

placid sail
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ugh

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blur

slender rock
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dude I am... close to losing it bro

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not kidding

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like

tidal trellis
placid sail
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it's your usual condition, no?

slender rock
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yes

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but potential fuckery with mail being taken

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😐

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like important shit

placid sail
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isn't it a federal offense in the land of the free

slender rock
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yes

placid sail
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so whoever took your mail is potentially super fucked

slender rock
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its gonna be uber fucked if the fucker fucked with the very important document

placid sail
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oh no

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oh god

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oh jeez

tidal trellis
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What did you do

placid sail
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today is the official day of russian lazyness

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and I need to work

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BUT IT'S MY PROFESSIONAL HOLIDAY

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OH WHAT DO I DO

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I'M HITLER'S TOP GUY

tidal trellis
lusty sonnet
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@placid sail you ok?

placid sail
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no

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the trauma of having to work again is unbearable

naive bison
placid sail
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the nature designed me to be a whymsical and free creature of the forest

naive bison
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πŸ’€

lusty sonnet
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and it's a monday

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just do the minimal amount of work that's good

naive bison
lusty sonnet
fading shuttle
tidal trellis
fading shuttle
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What forest

lusty sonnet
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the concrete jungle of moscow

placid sail
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so it's dedicated to that folklore trend

tidal trellis
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More you know

lusty sonnet
placid sail
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honestly, no fucking clue

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I didn't even know there's a day like that

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but the concept resonates deeply with me

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I'm something of a russian folklore hero myself

deep topaz
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if most of the year is spent being frozen indoors, being lazy sounds natural

stone blade
lusty sonnet
naive bison
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30c

placid sail
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sorry not sorry

naive bison
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we had a high of 40 too

tidal trellis
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Ah fuck me

river zealot
split canyonBOT
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dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_ua: Nikopol', Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine

:clock12: 15 July 2024, 12:26 (12:26 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Kyiv)
β˜€οΈ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 42% humidity
πŸƒ E 85Β° | 1.77 m/s wind
🌑️ 31.85°C (Feels like 32.85°C)
89.33Β°F (Feels like 91.13Β°F)

river zealot
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Yeah no its 35C

tidal trellis
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Never before have I wanted winter to arrive so badly

low atlas
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@final rose found an opportunity

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hoping my uni accepts it

lusty sonnet
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congrats

tidal trellis
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Hello Surrae

low atlas
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5 hours a day 5 days a week

river zealot
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What are you studying

low atlas
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as an intern? Exquisite

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Cybersecurity

lusty sonnet
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that's a good opportunity

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you know what you'll be working with already?

inland jackal
tidal trellis
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Winning

low atlas
inland jackal
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Going all high tech isnt that good if you are surrounded by non computer people

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You would be seen either as a wizard or a crazy witch

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_hr: Osijek, Croatia

:clock11: 15 July 2024, 11:29 (11:29 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Zagreb)
β˜€οΈ Day

β˜€οΈ Clear sky
🌁 58% humidity
πŸƒ N 350Β° | 2.57 m/s wind
🌑️ 31.85°C (Feels like 35.85°C)
89.33Β°F (Feels like 96.53Β°F)

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:flag_rs: Sremska Mitrovica, Serbia

:clock11: 15 July 2024, 11:29 (11:29 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Belgrade)
β˜€οΈ Day

β˜€οΈ Clear sky
🌁 57% humidity
πŸƒ NNW 328Β° | 0.59 m/s wind
🌑️ 30.85°C (Feels like 34.85°C)
87.53Β°F (Feels like 94.73Β°F)

lusty sonnet
wraith osprey
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Ahhh
a cool 31*C

inland jackal
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Ti imas vetra tamo

wraith osprey
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πŸ’€

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Fala bogu

lusty sonnet
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26C but rain

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could be worse

low atlas
lusty sonnet
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SIEM is a great opportunity

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_bg: Plovdiv, Bulgaria

:clock12: 15 July 2024, 12:31 (12:31 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Sofia)
β˜€οΈ Day

β›… Few clouds
🌁 18% humidity
πŸƒ N 0Β° | 4.12 m/s wind
🌑️ 33.85°C (Feels like 31.85°C)
92.93Β°F (Feels like 89.33Β°F)

stone blade
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only 33?

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lies

lusty sonnet
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plus added benefit that they might let you stay after the internship

low atlas
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unfortunately not since I'm going right back to uni after my internship sadly

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I've got a final year project to finish still

tidal trellis
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Unfortunate

lusty sonnet
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that sucks

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you can still apply or contact them after uni

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most of the time they're more open if they already know you a bit

low atlas
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yeah for sure, i mean the person who's training me is my brothers friend so I can't fuck this one up

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i should be executed if I do

stone blade
lusty sonnet
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ez money for surrae

stone blade
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xela is trash

storm stream
dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_us: Atlanta, GA, USA

:clock5: 15 July 2024, 05:35 (05:35 AM)
🌎 -4.0 (America/New_York)
πŸŒ‘ Night

πŸŒ‘ Clear sky
🌁 79% humidity
πŸƒ NW 309Β° | 0.45 m/s wind
🌑️ 23.85°C (74.93°F)

stone blade
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@river zealot

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its us

placid sail
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babushka violencia

river zealot
tidal trellis
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Unspeakable violence

tidal trellis
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Drinking relatively warm tea in this weather is turning out to be a death sentence

lusty sonnet
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that's healthier for your body tho

tidal trellis
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Yuh

lusty sonnet
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oh okay

tidal trellis
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Exactly

placid sail
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ICED

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TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

low atlas
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you deserve death

lusty sonnet
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just drink lukewarm shit in the summer

low atlas
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well depends actual iced tea or the liquid syrup from the shelves?

tidal trellis
placid sail
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make a jug of tea

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let it cool to room temperature, put it in a fridge

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make some ice cubes, even your destitute ass probably already has or can afford cheap as dirt ice cube mold

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steal a lemon or some other fruits/berries from your neighbourgh, put it in the tea with ice cubes, add sugar or honey if needed

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bam

tidal trellis
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Sounds pretty good

placid sail
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you're fucking welcome you empty skull

low atlas
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okay actually doesn't sound bad

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but I'm not listening because busy recommended it

lusty sonnet
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this is the way

tidal trellis
low atlas
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what happened to being nice busy eh? gave up on that when you started working again?

placid sail
# tidal trellis Rude

drinking lukewarm tea in the heat and complaining about it while supposedly being sentient is rude!

tidal trellis
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He doesn't understand how to be nice

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He is allergic to it

low atlas
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Be quiet flop

lusty sonnet
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it's already that time of the day eh

placid sail
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he's not your fellow twink, plop, he's studying for cybersec

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he's gonna be more and more like ares and the rest every day

low atlas
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the dislike for busy may never leave though

placid sail
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good

lusty sonnet
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thing is, I don't truly dislike Busy

placid sail
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bad

low atlas
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until you take a picture of you on a hill, we may not fully agree on things

tidal trellis
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I am so gonna punch you, knock your teeth out when I find you busy

fresh rose
placid sail
heady crow
narrow lotus
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returned from the gym

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destroyed my arms

low atlas
narrow lotus
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Chadge good workout

tidal trellis
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Hello Iedy

fresh rose
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@tidal trellis hello twink. jokerge

narrow lotus
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greetings flop

heady crow
narrow lotus
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oh wait

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dont answer that

heady crow
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in him

fresh rose
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There no jar

narrow lotus
fresh rose
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0/10

narrow lotus
heady crow
placid sail
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but since now I'm the slave to the work mines again, not sure when I'll see them

fresh rose
# heady crow

Put one of those small rolled up pop firework in cigarette then light it and pass it to friend

low atlas
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I went to a mountain recently despite my bad foot knowing I'll never see one again once I'm back to the sands

fresh rose
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Im going to the Albanian super market to get some cocaine

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Goodbye silly idiots in my phone

heady crow
placid sail
river zealot
low atlas
placid sail
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I mean the view is pretty good

low atlas
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the view, the wind

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the cooler temperatures

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everything is great on a mountain

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I'd settle down in one

fast wren
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Name?

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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can't find it on tenor

slender rock
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ah fuck cloussus

lusty sonnet
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that show was something else indeed

narrow lotus
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News : Why did this heatwave arrive in our Country?

MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER AND IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS ?

heady crow
heady crow
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after the end

lusty sonnet
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it's just yeah

placid sail
eager igloo
visual stirrup
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peering out of my goon cave

pastel quartz
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so who shot trump

low atlas
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πŸ‘‹

visual stirrup
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no cheap points for them

pastel quartz
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ofc

eager igloo
pastel quartz
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its always kids doing dumb shit like this

visual stirrup
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they hauled off the body immediately
now we have to deal with conspiracies about "who actually shot him" forever

narrow lotus
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my man prob had too much free time

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what the fuck did he even know about politics at 20

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also yeah in USA you become adult at 21 so he was a kid technically

shell venture
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what being terminally online does to a mfer

visual stirrup
heady crow
heavy peak
quaint ore
tidal trellis
narrow lotus
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he killed a random dude

quaint ore
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
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i mean some people are just dumb

quaint ore
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Ig

narrow lotus
naive bison
quaint ore
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I saw people call euromaidan a coup backed by obama administration

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Despite him being against it

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Anyways

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I shant get in deep

pastel quartz
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me when someone goes in-depth on american politics PepegaBlind

visual stirrup
# quaint ore I guess Republitards will still say it was the CIA

making a bunch of fucking public appearances and rallies at random places all over the country
Secret Service probably overworked and didn't get to veto trump's stupid decisions

just the fact that they stopped so that he could shout to the crowd after the gunshot shows they're totally whipped by him

(the audience for this conspiracy shit is people who've never worked for the government)

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
stone blade
#

FULL

pastel quartz
#

people who never lift will look at this and think it's easy to do

stone blade
pastel quartz
stone blade
#

fututa gura matii

pastel quartz
stone blade
#

it means have a great day

pastel quartz
#

I see

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bulgarian is very colorful language

stone blade
#

yes

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Π”ΡƒΡ…Π°ΠΉ ΠΌΠΈ Π³ΠΎ ΠΌΠ΅ΠΊ

pastel quartz
#

aryan me to mek?

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sounds martian

stone blade
#

@narrow lotus

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he will never know bless his innocence

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Кокоши Ρ‚Ρ€ΡŠΠ½ Π½Π° ΠΊΡƒΡ€Π° Π΄Π° Ρ‚ΠΈ ΠΈΠ·Π»Π΅Π·Π΅

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Π³Ρ€ΡŠΠ΄Π½Π° ΠΆΠ°Π±Π° Π΄Π° Ρ‚Π° Ρ…Π²Π°Π½Π΅

naive bison
#

new record holy shit

broken topaz
stone blade
#

people on discord flexing the fact that they blocked someone

narrow lotus
broken topaz
#

imagine having skin so thin

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you need to block someone

stone blade
#

yes

naive bison
narrow lotus
#

pfff weak , ivan keeps the server alive

naive bison
narrow lotus
#
  • deserved
slender rock
#

how the fuck did i fail the intercetp

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cept

pastel quartz
slender rock
#

there's a time limit?

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HOLD UP

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WHATDAFAK

narrow lotus
#

kekl Brainfart Lore updating

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@grizzled meadow

slender rock
#

aaaaaaa

pastel quartz
#

it's always funny when you see some literal who blocked and can't even remember why you did it

stone blade
#

blocking someone is small dick energy

#

making fun and shitting on tarkov constantly? thats where the real fun is at

pastel quartz
#

say that when you're over 30 and have a few decades of dealing with retarded children under your belt

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but for now you're a child yourself

stone blade
pastel quartz
#

that's unfortunate

stone blade
#

fk u

broken topaz
#

you're only 21?

stone blade
tidal trellis
#

That's surprising

broken topaz
#

I dunno i just tend to assume everyones older than me

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because mentally im a child

stone blade
#

same

broken topaz
#

well i am older than you

stone blade
#

how old did you think I was?

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jebem ti sunec

broken topaz
#

i dunno

#

mid to late 20s

frail scaffold
#

Im also older than you tf

broken topaz
#

you have too much bitterness in you for a 21 year old

stone blade
pastel quartz
stone blade
#

it's in my blood

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yes

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strigoi gets it

#

why can't you

frail scaffold
#

Hater blood

broken topaz
tidal trellis
stone blade
#

you should

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idiot

frail scaffold
#

I thought ivan was an easy 27

stone blade
#

DAMN

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what do you think I shit out dust?

broken topaz
#

okay 27 isnt that old okay

frail scaffold
#

It isnt

stone blade
#

you think I owe ceaser money?

broken topaz
#

27 is the new midlife crisis age

stone blade
#

you think I was there when the founding fathers wrote the constitution?

placid sail
frail scaffold
#

I just assumed you were older than me

stone blade
frail scaffold
#

And im 24

broken topaz
#

im older

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GET OFF MY LAWN

placid sail
#

just a tiny bulgarian child with dyed hair, full of monster energy and hatred

broken topaz
#

YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS

placid sail
#

screaming constantly

pastel quartz
#

27 is when you hit full mental and physical maturity

tidal trellis
#

Can't be older than busy

frail scaffold
#

Do you even own a lawn

broken topaz
#

no

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my frontdoor directly connects to the sidewalk

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i have a back yard

placid sail
#

damn

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middle class cori in da house

broken topaz
#

Its a crack house

#

that i dont own

placid sail
#

aight nvm

#

crackden whore cori in a da house

broken topaz
#

My uncle owns it

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i just rent

broken topaz
placid sail
#

uncle taking money from you for livin in his crib, damn

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well actually I get it

#

my uncle is giant cunt too

broken topaz
#

its cheaper rent than anywhere else

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So i cant complain too much

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but its still a crack house with rotting wooden beams

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and rats in the walls

frail scaffold
#

Extorting rent out of family seems to be a common trend for the 2020s

placid sail
#

he just couldn't find anyone to live there

tidal trellis
#

Probably will collapse

broken topaz
#

then my brother and i got thrown out of home

#

and we renovated part of the house that was still unfinshed for ourselves

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well "renovated"

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Brought it up to minimal standard of living

placid sail
#

removed a dead hooker and fought to a stalemate and uneasy peace with rat kingdom?

broken topaz
#

and then our uncle found a gf and left

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and rented out the upstairs to random people

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some dude who beat his gf

#

and the gf was an annoying tik tok influencer

fading shuttle
frail scaffold
#

We also got thrown out, i just got taken home earlier

placid sail
broken topaz
#

The dude eventually moved out and left some stuff behind my uncle asked us to throw out

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Dude left a tanto

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a cavalry sabre

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and a box of sextoys

#

😭

tidal trellis
placid sail
#

that box established your current personality eh

frail scaffold
#

We were staying with my partners parents till we made enough to put a downpayment somewhere

broken topaz
#

it all started when i was 11

placid sail
#

sigh

broken topaz
#

or 10 im not sure

#

its when my brother introduced me to 4chan

placid sail
#

rest in peace, naive young busy's fantasies of the entire europe being an ideal utopian candy kingdom

tidal trellis
broken topaz
#

Considering all that im pretty normal

tidal trellis
#

I need to thank god lot more for never going onto 4chan

#

Even more than just being a miracle that I managed to live with a half baked intestine

manic cave
#

whats 4chan

broken topaz
#

look it up

shell venture
manic cave
#

OH i've seen this on yt

broken topaz
#

its where all the brainrot starts

manic cave
#

this is the geoguesser stuff

broken topaz
#

Its mostly just porn and schizo conspiracies

manic cave
#

that figures

broken topaz
#

and cool wallpapers

tidal trellis
#

Here's hoping my teacher doesn't have a internet or power issue (or just doesn't forget) so I can have my class kek fingers crossed

manic cave
#

what you studying?

tidal trellis
#

I'm studying like uh, 2 subjects currently which I'll have to take a exam in somewhere where like October or November, those being islamyat and Pakistan studies (just hope I passed math, that is the ultimate stresser on my brain)

manic cave
#

Language, i've been trying to learn german but yeah.

primal rapids
#

Trig was absolutely my worst time in college because I made the mistake of taking it during the summer semester where everything was compacted into a shorter time frame and the teacher could not give a single solitary fuck.

placid sail
tidal trellis
#

Yes

#

We have those

placid sail
#

brainfart is going to have its own twink imam POGGERS

tidal trellis
#

I will break you in two

visual stirrup
#

each of those pieces would still be bigger than you

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
#

Its a contradictory statement

placid sail
manic cave
#

so far learning german is just words i know with letters replaced

visual stirrup
tidal trellis
#

They don't mix at all

placid sail
manic cave
#

kaffee β˜•

fading shuttle
broken topaz
#

why would you even want to learn german

fading shuttle
#

There were no gae people there before your kind arrived

placid sail
visual stirrup
# tidal trellis They don't mix at all

shit happens
Christians aren't supposed to charge interest on loans because the bible condemns usury
but I don't see these people condemning the practice

placid sail
fading shuttle
manic cave
#

I want to sight see.

placid sail
broken topaz
#

or hamburg

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or Frankfurt

fading shuttle
broken topaz
#

or cologne

manic cave
#

hamburg πŸ˜‹

placid sail
wraith osprey
#

something something

tidal trellis
#

Something something

#

I forgot

#

Something something

tidal trellis
#

Hello crow

tidal trellis
#

Unspeakable violence

lusty sonnet
#

damn normalguy612 stopped typing in brainfart

#

was going to be his first message

tidal trellis
#

Probably for the best

primal rapids
#

It's wizard time motherfucker! Fireba- no wait that's for faith builds.

tidal trellis
#

Best he returns to other corners of this discord

tidal trellis
placid sail
#

the only reason mods prohibited trumpposting

#

is so that they could watch the memes online without spoilers here

heady crow
tidal trellis
#

I do find it weird

tidal trellis
#

I think this perfectly describes how I feel 24/7 in the summer

#

minus the keeling over, thats yet to happen

heady crow
lusty sonnet
tidal trellis
#

cold water has been keeping me alive for time being

lyric horizon
# heady crow

Ive got a restraining order and 3 weeks in solitary confinement instead of getting a sigma ryan gosling badge sadge

placid sail
heady crow
heady crow
tidal trellis
#

seems like it

#

lets hope I don't go through that kek

heady crow
#

a midlife crisis or midlife in general?

cyan portal
#

this became my new fav chat in gamma now

tidal trellis
#

unfortunate

naive bison
primal rapids
#

I'd say that's an illegal move but early Yugioh was all kinds of wacked

slender rock
#

can I have the forever sleep

tidal trellis
#

why

cyan portal
fresh rose
#

Yugioh rn is way worse than the early days

fresh rose
#

Like you need 30 years of fucking knowledge to play yugioh now its doodoo

#

So it boring

primal rapids
#

I meant more in the case of "I made it the fuck up" in regards to legal plays, especially during Duelist Kingdom.

visual stirrup
primal rapids
#

Like, that was before the card game was actually a thing, though.

fresh rose
#

Now you have like 70 trillion ways to fuse and summon and a bunch of other mechanics and bullshit

visual stirrup
fresh rose
#

And you have decks that kill your opponent in 1 turn

cyan portal
#

bro went full mental over a no u meme kek

fresh rose
#

Its sooo boringggg

#

Its so ficking boringggg

fresh rose
#

Ewwww brother ewwwwww

primal rapids
#

As another example, Forbidden Memories. Try playing that shit if you have knowledge of how Yugioh is "supposed to be played."

#

It's utter nonsense.

visual stirrup
#

there was once a time when la jin and 7 colored fish (1800 atk) were the most powerful monsters in that class

primal rapids
#

Yugioh doesn't exist past GX, everyone knows that.

fresh rose
#

Only card game i legit got into cause its fun and cool was the league card game

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Legends of runeterra

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That shit slaps

primal rapids
#

Even with all the power creep and features tacked on, Yugioh still has nothing on the sheer autism I've witnessed in MTG

visual stirrup
#

this fucking card looks like a shitty photoshop

manic cave
#

Warwolf

primal rapids
#

Where the fuck is its nose

manic cave
#

^

visual stirrup
#

yugioh is just solitaire now anyway

#

atk doesn't matter

manic cave
#

I remember seeing the yuhioh cartoons in like 2018

#

Saw like 3 it was mid

primal rapids
#

Imagine someone showing up in the early shows with literally anything that isn't a beatdown deck. A burn/discard deck would blow their minds.

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Or even just builds that treat the graveyard as a second deck

visual stirrup
#

a 2024 tournament deck in duelist kingdom

#

like seeing 75th rangers on the somme

primal rapids
#

Roll up to Pegasus and be like "you're not allowed to play the game. Get OTK'd bitch."

primal rapids
#

Probably because he's not wearing a fucking helmet for the toxic fumes

visual stirrup
cyan portal
#

damn that was a long time ago

sterile dome
#

Suit

primal rapids
#

I mean, it's Valve, they didn't care about realism.

sterile dome
#

Story about aliens invading earth to mine us for our realism

primal rapids
#

Like the UBGL for a fucking MP7 or the feeding tube for the SPAS-12 somehow being a second barrel.

fierce sparrow
#

sus

visual stirrup
# primal rapids I mean, it's Valve, they didn't care about realism.

I genuinely believe that graphical fidelity has ruined game writing and mechanics

Ya know how Samus Aran rolls up into a little ball? That's because they couldn't add the sprites and animation for crawling in the 2d games. Because your imagination was doing all of the heavy lifting, your brain could accept shit like that back then.

#

"we can't add that. all of the animations would be a pain in the ass, and IGN is gonna knock an entire point off the score."

#

I bet conversations like that happen in a lot of studios

placid sail
primal rapids
#

I would rather have games that weren't buggy, broken messes that had a decent fucking story than ULTRA REALISTIC 4K TEXTURES RAY TRACING PHYSX

primal rapids
#

Like, I have nothing against graphical fidelity itself, but when that's literally what all the budget and development time went towards...

visual stirrup
inland jackal
shell venture
inland jackal
#

Tf u doing here

visual stirrup
#

if you can't impress investors, your project won't get off the ground

remote vine
inland jackal
shell venture
shell venture
naive bison
#

MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SPAWN

#

AND THERE'S A GHAST THERE

inland jackal
primal rapids
#

Majima everywhere system

visual stirrup
tidal trellis
visual stirrup
remote vine
shell venture
tidal trellis
#

why

vague raven
primal rapids
remote vine
dreamy flaxBOT
#

usagi1030, your new nickname is Speedway

remote vine
visual stirrup
# sterile dome

that's how it always is with furries
they either say the most retarded shit you've ever heard
or they just hack your computer, post your nudes, and dox you

ancient lynx
solar obsidian
#

u have ur nudes on ur pc? thonk

ancient lynx
#

only your moms

visual stirrup
#

nope

lusty sonnet
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
lusty sonnet
#

g'luck chief

tidal trellis
#

hello delight

manic cave
#

I just opened discord & come back to this

#

Brainfart is cooked

slender rock
sterile dome
visual stirrup
#

ah, wait

#

you have a boykisser pfp, not a furry one

manic cave
#

Its a furry

narrow knoll
manic cave
#

And the creator behind it err

#

Well

sterile dome
visual stirrup
#

nevermind

sterile dome
#

anyways just post memes

weak jackal
manic cave
#

Default PFPs are usually the most unhinged people ngl.

visual stirrup
#

leave, you sweet summer child

sterile dome
heady crow
visual stirrup
#

you are net yet too corrupted

tidal trellis
#

theres only a handful of people I can classify as sane in here

manic cave
#

What was plan A..