#🎪bruh-fart
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motherless
was it the UPS?
hes like a blizzard employee
cambodian what
boymilk
2012? crazy
good old days
tumors affecting you too much
starting to forget stuff grandpa
remember when i used to be based
thos were the days 
ofcourse i do
pedantic note
maybe try to make his pfp jpeg'ed as the rest of the gif
if you strive for perfection
let it go they will get better eventualy
buuuut
the main point of me doing this is to try learn to get better at it
jt?
do not pressure the meme maker, that doesnt improve the quality of memes, it ruins the motivation
stfu nerd
im sorry its just your hurt my felings
*you've hurt
who did i hurt
its ju jerk off cousin
I wonder what those braindead creatures are talking about
you live in the exact same channel benzin
its like living in the sewer and saying "oh what are these homeless cretins doing"
I am made to be your protector and guide by the higher powers
it was not exactly voluntary
he wont, he will pretend that he is some sort of martyr for choosing to stay here
Imagine
hes like myshinka but less funny and more insufferable
menace?
frota clone?
not really
you're doing great :)
hello surrae
man
I should buy a watermelon
though it's a bit early still for them, I think
i ate a piece 30 mins ago
Hi empa
risky play, to eat them before sleep
you should buy fruits frequently
im not so old that a single watermelon will make it so i cant sleep
Hello flop
Hi bz
I don't wanna talk to you, go away
:(
:(
Hi bublya

well it's still a bother to go pee during the night, but it's not exactly "you can't sleep"
:(

this fellow has bladder control issues
OLD
OLD
oh
means hi in sralnya
what else is new
we know he's old
im tired of using insults, going to start using ":)" and ":(" now
im currently lost in a nightmare
why
this pic goes hard
hi catbites
Oh god
main story
wait i think i just cheesed my way out of it LOL
@stone blade he has arrived
haha you gotta do
the stupid ass riddles
i still never did them
im in the one after you infiltrate the orderly base
ohhh
oh no
yeah your gonna hate it g
Speed is in Bulgaria god save us all
ok im gonna spoil it for you
later on you get a quest for the main story
@pale ingot are you bandit
do u wanna coop :3
yuh
busy speedrunning main story
(looking up youtube)
lets coop that
so you're never gnna play TW you silly fella?
you mean like
TW?
what point in the story is this
is it like early on or late
*WT
its a main quest in the forest
yeah i got brain damage i think from playing WT
orderly base like main orderly base
that makes no sense
like saving oracle
ill play it when my internet doesnt magically shit itself in every lobby
do you know when that is vro
well i need to
because they changed it so that you need to finish the main story to get a faction
choke on balls
anyway there's this FUCKED nightmare section
that stumped me for like 20 minutes
is it with the chimera that chases u
i passed that one but i didnt even notice it was a chimera i just saw big red thing and ran
this one had me sneaking around orderly troops and now i had to pass this fucked up parkour section
its not bait idk where you are at cause where your at in the story is conflicting with
other ones
i guess the story probably branches out at this point
i dont know how much shit changes depending on your choices in it
but long story short
||i infiltrated the orderly base HQ, fucked around and found out, helicopter crash, nightmare section||
and its like the longest nightmare section so far
ohh wait i js finished it
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it wont let me go to barrier
even though im in duty
cause i didnt do the main story
i found gold
im pretty sure i figured most of those riddles by myself
yeah but i dont
cause i think they are dumb
yeah youre stupid ik
i had to solve a 5-number encrypted code in the orderly hq
just look it up
which was completely optional and gave me this dogshit in exchange for 30 min of my time
devs are stupid
i mean
yeah.
no idea if that camo is exclusive to that quest though
so thats that
its called blessed tears camouflage
i just tailed a random stalker walking into dead city via the ravine. i wanted to stab him in the back with an axe but as soon as he loaded into dead city he got sprayed by another bandit LMAO @green schooner
instant death
lmfao
no idea why you'd try to take the entrance with the highest fuckin traffic
of the enemy faction
Angerfoot released today outta nowhere
on some "me" shit (chillin at the PC )
@inland jackal should i use this over my abakan? the abakan is +5 but its still weaker
@pale ingot
ik t hey made the game less grindy
finding weapon parts n alpha data in like every crate
theres also less grind for different weapons
mhm
like shotguns only take mutant parts (plus data and metal detector stuff)
and snipers only human event parts
cant forget climbing
coming home to my parents home only to find my cat has graciously placed a collection of 10 or so dried mouse corpses onto my bed
mf sat in the door as I removed them with a smug smile on her face
I read somewhere that cats do that because they see us as incapable hunters
And its actually them trying to take care of us
No clue if thats actually true tho
Maybe she was just proud of her murders
guys
sounds believable
can i ask you about something?
can you?
Didnt you just?
👉🏻 👈🏻
@pale ingot i fw you vro
for now i'll use seeker's ak over the abakan. i'll upgrade it and then that shit gonna go
so stalcraft is worth it now?
I love Kingo Hamada
another "true sons of skyrim" moment
Autism
Oh tomorrow ill learn if im autistic or not
dudududuuuuu
im studying english and sometimes or often i used translator but i know based english words and i can talking with you BUT a make TOO MUCH grammatical mistakes
and i wanna be shure
🎱 Question: is Cori autistic?
Answer: Sure
bam, case closed
Well ill get that confirmed by my doctor thanks
do or did you understand me if i talking like this
probably
🎱 Question: will the doctor confirm coris autism?
Answer: no... idiot
also hello cori

Its very broken english but we understand what you're trying to say
yeah we can guess not always we get it but we will try
yeah its comprehensible
What's the outcome of the tism diagnosis? Will you get wellfare?
Uhh no its just part of a larger diagnosis process
oh thanks you guys
no
Type shit
no
WHY
🎱 Question: does moat have what it takes to lobotomize anyone?
Answer: And what makes you think that?
Alright
lobotomy is scary
No it's not
not?
well, you're not using your prefrontal cortex anyways
I would not trust any of you with surgical equipment
I'm gonna rob you
"surgical equipment"
Or the courier from fnv
still
this is scary when someone do something with my brain
what kind of doctor
please remove twink tumor from plop 
what do u specialize in
anyone seen that boys episode where the big brain lady dummifies herself?
Dw about that part
Yea
I think I should know
rimworld?
Yea

I'm up rn
am i ready 
woah
no such thing exists, go back to your nursing home free, its bingo tonight
Advanced component manufacturing arc begins soon
that looks pretty funky
Did you land in a mountain lol
you know what yeah fuck it
Yea
we fucking ball
It took way too long and I was thinking about quitting like half way in
he now perceives his illness as part of himself...
it's so
zoever...
I love mountain bases
It took me like 100 ingame days to mine and construct THE ORIGINAL thing
Not including any of the extra rooms
take ur normal pills free
gaming
how did you survive under mountain? how often bugs attacks you?
A couple of times but I was pretty lucky and only got infestations after I was already equipped enough to deal with them
Otherwise this woulda gone a lot differently
then randy decides to fuck your shit

Well my puppet is about to fucking die
NOT AGAIN!!!
Let me suicide bomb him first atleast
Watch them get vaporized
Hell yea
It took like way too long than I want to admit but now I have a strong colonist
this is from new dlc?
Nah its from psycasts expanded


oh
do you have some illegal mods?
He has to constantly meditate though so he has enough psyfocus to even use any of his abilities
Kinda sucks but it's worth it ig

i don't like psycast mods
i remembered one raid forever
some hobos came on my territory, made fire tornado and destroy my colony
profit
Fabrication arc
@glad carbon me and you
344 days
192
Lots of optimization mods
not many
And almost every VE mod
every
Yeah majority of people ive seen run 250 or 300
Florp
florug
nft
no.
i feel like im at the end of the main storyline @green schooner @inland jackal
im in the palace of culture rn
and im supposed to ||shut off the brain scorcher||
real gamma gameplay, only in stalcraft
i run like 5 and theyre all just mods that allow me to generate my pawns and maps better im gonna just sit there and reroll until its perfect anyways because im autistic
and fuck you ludeon or paradox or who the fuck owns the game in not payin a dime for ur dlc
Oh
i own the game but i still pirate all of the dlc cuz im not a cuck who pays 100+ € for a game
if your game costs more than 80€ with all dlc you can suck my balls im either paying 0 or the lowest possible amount
without dlc you cant have slaves its unplayable
who is going to mine allthat
i usually just exterminate all thats not human human
or sell them
if its like mega op or some shit then straight to the front lines youre either on the battlefield or in the medical bed
the only right way to play tbh
I have a modlist made specifically for being vanilla friendly
And its also very optimized
Also yeah no car mods
Too op
My modlist is made to fit in with vanilla
Which is why the majority of my mods are VE mods
🦦
Balls

Bruh
My brain is dead after 6 hours of tf2 mvm
Especially that scallop mission
*map
self harm
That's not my record, I'm just too old for more
Yeah i did some medic gaming
Some ppl are even saying that i carried their asses
Yeah when soldier outdamages heavy by 3 times it says something
Don't do expert mission without experience, kids
But of course
@green schooner they got bossfights in the last mission
swag
what gun
+8?
im running items i got from the story because theyre actually better than what i had before
also an ah-4 raider worn suit

you're so awesome ham
you should carry me thru story
i still need to go find the lost digger in fools path
im only doing the main story because i need to get a faction
they changed the reqs so you need to finish the story to do it
you're gonna get touched 24/7 by other mfs
so mercs and covenant are still friendly in the south
but in the north its like normal
go for it
so it doesnt matter
get touched by mfs in the north
plus i get access to a ton of features
🦦
like what
and i think
what faction
merc my peanits
awesome possum
you can only do 1 though
so if you choose the merc one you cant do covenant one and vice versa
you can do it on a different character but like
be real aint noone playing through stalcraft 2 times
I go sleep, goodnight peoples
What
did you play through stalcraft twice vro
trhank god
I’m already duty I only needed to do half of the main story
lmfao
still get the perks and everything
once you finish the main story you can do a special faction storyline btw
Wdym
they added 4 new storylines AFTER the main storyline
there's a merc one, a covenant one, a duty one and a freedom one
but you can only do 1 of them per save
yeah but youll still have shit to do after the main story is done
the storylines got titles too
i wanted to search for em but didnt find them
cause it just came out yesterday
Is stalcraft still unbalanced and bandits have easier progression? I stopped playing after limansk was added because of that
a lot
So i far all i heard was positive
idk if bandits have easier progression or not cause i havent played on the stalker side
Semi positive
Can you throw a number?
the grind has been lessened ig. idk what you mean exactly by balance but the grind to get new items is not as bad anymore
i dont know man ive been at this final quest for like 2 hours now
and the one before that another 2 hr
but these are like the big quests before the main storyline is finished so
@pale ingot also
Your stupid
For getting lost on the nightmare mission
It was easy
which one did you just do
Ah i see
was it the one where you get chased
I’m killing the military guy rn
I just did that one
A bit ago
no i actually passed that one first try with 8% hp left
you'll have another nightmare soon. this next one is the one i got stuck on @green schooner
i got stuck on literally the last part before it ends
and youre not as intelligent and big brained as me so you'll definetly get stuck 
oh hey i found the storyline names
By balance I mean that there's only 1 meta weapon and stupid lobby/world system (it's just unfair that I was meeting only players with worn centurion,vss and meta artifact builds when I had story exoskeleton and m16)
they have alleviated that yeah
youre now gonna get in lobbies with people of roughly your gear level
and iirc everything is calculated when it comes to the gear level stuff so
and idk about meta weapons i havent really gotten to the north yet
but they have changed the entire map almost
apart from the south of the zone
honestly give stalcraft another try if you want @still phoenix
its worth a shot
I gave away 1000 mystery shots
i totally forgot about the infested zones btw
they added these new zones you can only enter with a scientist suit / high tier combo suit
they contain artifacts and shit
loot i aint even seen before
damn, hitler ate space cheese.
he knows
LOL
it hurt a lil
anyway im not joining covenant
fuck those weird ass cultists
mercenaries my goat
freedomers
lame
what do you do here
by ch ance
oh youre there
there's a lot of hidden stuff to find in that section btw just explore
first of all uuuhhhhgg... youj ...
wayypooijnt.
yees.
so this did matter a little
get the other exo you bum
i sided with morgue vro
hell nah
kill he ass
seeker will die
little bitch
❌
okay
yes vro
ouughhh draw more people into the zone im such a good person
his bossfight was easy as shit too
kys!!!
way eaiser than the fucking guard
Little bit off topic but I was with shaman whole story but decided to betray him because of notes that you can find in cnpp
mon y
Wooooo!!!
Harry Enfield Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House). 1988 single charting at #4 in the UK in May 1988, and #14 in Ireland in May 1988. Official music video HQ 80s 80's loads of money novelty songs. ohnoitisnathan

cant believe this mf didnt upload it to spotify yet
"You've joined the mercs, a faction that regularly scores big in the zone" THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
oh my god
its under some random band
they keep going into duty area that has freedom and stalkers there
Ko Bold

@pale ingot
3 FUCKING CHIMERAS IN RADAR
welcome to the nightmare section
later on in this one it fucked me up
Free food

Buena tardes
hi theodork
why are gas canisters on auction for 10-20k
you can buy them from a faction merchant for 8.5k
smh.. scam
joining faction costs time and money
you dont have any use for gas cans before joining factions
as far as i know
they're used in the hideout. you only unlock it after joining a faction
does he know?
whoever tried to make a stealth mission in stalcraft
has down syndrome
and i firmly believe this world would be better without them
okay
ive checked out the uhhh
hideout
you do need to scavenge shit for any sort of progress in it

honestly
the new ghoul model in stalcraft is kinda freaky
aw man
i became a merc for the hideout but now i have to go back to the grind
i have about 3 more things to get from the south
get good
where the fuck did you end up though
Walk
dude its above ground
i am above ground
there is nothing
no im not a bandit
Anomaly
what the fuck
Spawns randomly
where
tabi dont know what he yapping about
yes
kind of
this is soo out of context
pov your ass
anomaly spawns randomly
teleports u to duga array in radar
or whatever
loser
i dont wanna play stalcraft
sorry
rn

to stupid bandit that came back when i was shooting at him earlier
cause i was to busy looking at the ground
bruh i think i lost around 50h of xp in minecraft
i fucking hate it when i go offline that my player id changes
fucking great
i cant get my id
idk how to
gg
fucking lost
bout to tweak fr
🎱 Question: Should ham stop going north
Answer: Yes
path of fools 
isnt that the bandit only area
its mainly bandits yes
arent you a bandit?
then stop coming into fucking warehouse!!
you bandit bastards
hopefully this last thing will fix it 
i was grinding for a fucking while
does anyone know if minecraft stores your id as tokens or nah?
dude
the freedomer that killed me
his mom is a whore
he dropped my fucking bag and ammo on the ground
of course all my valuables are long gone but stll
Google for specific versions
Is not just one big server

yeah found nothing
just did again
also nothing to go off
still have a couple of stuff to try
ok didnt work
time to use nbt studio
the thing
the clip looks funny
the problem isnt in vanilla data
its in a mod called project MMO
where the fuck does it store the skills player data
Make mars a penal colony

insane
translate it
its telling you to kill yourself
i dont
is stalcraft x heat
sad
its pretty good
the trailer looks peaked
why does stalcraft get so much hate
or isnt even talked about?
im redownloading it to actually try legit this time
KILL
issue of skill
Sin waifu is superior
my 10 hours of stalcraft will be just me trying to find said airlocok
Ew, give me the buff men
Ask and ye shall recieve, fucking SLAVE ♂
@green schooner you must use peanits
Yeah, either give me the buff man or let me play as the girl.
what
for radar quest
idk what tha tis
What does this mean
you must dick down a monolith trooper
and steal his keys
yep

Stop judging me, I just wanna play as a girl :(
i want twink stalker
we cant all win

I just want to feel pretty
WHY IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD THO?!
pretty silly
Why
why not
PAUL MERCEDES
NISSAN AL-GAIB https://t.co/VztkcIHGnN
💖 121.1K 🔁 14.3K
almost there
peak
bitches know im a gambling demon
truee...
hear me out..
i could buy like 19 more.
which means...
i have a fair chance at gettomg that #2 part that i need
alr done
bought 19
watch it give me dogshit
it gave me dogshit
i could spend 150 more act tickets to get 25 more cases @green schooner
or i could spend 200 on 2 cases with gear parts for guaranteed gear parts but i dont know which i'll get
do it
cases or gear part cases
whatever gets you the parts for the gun
ill bet on the regular cases
i dont want anything else from the merchant tbh so
got 1 dupe part
tough
HEEYY
you know what i COULD do @green schooner
wait
does season pass unlock automatically if you have preimum or not
shit.
Well shit. Banished to the shadow realm
welcome
i'd rather kill myself
LOL
go to uhmmm
let me check rq actually
theres a trader that sells stuff for uhh
season pass tickets
100 is a part chest
This is pure art

wharrever,. next time my season pass levels up ill keep gambling
when i get more act tickets im buying a part chest
zased
i dont have enough tickets even though im rank level 70 something
sad this season has worse rewards
@gleaming grove I made a joke about [REDACTED] art and mod got mad lol
nvm
and also because it has boosts
it wont let me to barrier again
so
the game is broken
i physically cannot continue to play the game anymore
LOL
What game is that?
stalcraft
Never heard of it, gacha game?
its peak ham
they wont let me play anymore
Visuals look good
inside looks like shit they never changed anything i think
outside yeah
its nicer
Might have to give it a spin
what
eurrgh

@exotic sentinel




