#🎪bruh-fart
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you would have enjoyed Aldourien era, you're submissive like that
He's probably still in here lurking
boy would genuinely go "NO CAPS, NO SPAMMING, NO WEIRD WORDS, NO EMOTIONAL WORDS, NO FOOD WITH NUTS AND OTHER ALLERGINOGENS ETC"
We are all survivors
one of the furries is definitely aldo
Me fr
And yet people think he was one of the good guys, but it's obvious since they weren't there to witness his true nature
shrimp
prawns
wh
are those people in the room with us right now
I don't have names with me but I know that it happened
I will change your nickname
somtimes I wonder if the reason I don't get kek reacts is because I blocked too many people
polite, civilized, funny tf2 memes rarely
aldo literally has tf2 spy pfp, he is the edgiest mod
Or maybe you post shit memes
either way feels like I joined just in the perfect time, zoro being unbanned thats when
See? It's so easy to have kek reacts
but that whole I WILL CONDUCT ORDER FOR THE SAKE OF ORDER AND THIS NOT AT ALL ME POWERTRIPPING AND MAKING A CATHOLIC SCHOOL OUT OF A FUCKING DISCORD SERVER spiel got real, real old eventually
if I can get kek reacts then Strigoi must be posting literal garbage then
yea just be a mod 
EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REACT THIS MANS IMAGE NOW!
adama
Balkanko 
is this sucking my soul
Andrea
Checkmate
Hello W
Real
🤔
Discord moderator
And I'm the 1984
adam
okay that was funny
1894
POV: When you on the toilet
W why are you always surprised to see me in newbies chat occasionally
Wait, while i was gone there were shit memes here?
who ever said you're 1984 you self-pitying spoiled chubby cheeks mf
literally half the brainfart is rimming your ass day and night
Cause you are destined to be brainfarder
⁉️
WHAAAAAAAAAT
you had 1984 in your name at some point 
People in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat ofc, remember that there is a whole server outside of this channel
Anyways time to greet the newbies
Falco wanna join me?
Born to offtopic forced to brainfart
Yes, because I was the bad guy
but I like answering questions in newbies chat
I have to sleep
yes yes, those occasional retards screaming MODS ARE HITLERS AND INSANE THAT FALCO GUY LITERALLY MURDERED MY WHOLE FAMILY after a fucking 5 minute mute are a decent example
I'm typing with one eye open, just post something and I will react 
that sounds like a lot of effort to find out maybe it can be this one
the chocolate one
Giga jerky
you have no idea how many people try to paint falco as a super ego filled mod in there just for pointing out obvious stuff
Check #📍577-mods-in-mo2
maybe next time
GODDAMN
falco do you remember the man who wanted to use freezoom and then got mad
I have a good idea, those retards occassionally poor down here by exile and whine about it until eventually crossing the line and getting banned for good within a day
Absolutely
that was funny to see
I'm saying that those retards are a bad idea of how people truly see you
Almost 7k ahahahahahah
I know, I like to create those shows, it's always funny, people take this whole Discord thing too much seriously
Alright Falco you win, I can't compete with 6k
for real
Falco do you like bacon
I think there is something in here as well, check pinned messages
Yes
I've been shot at by mods several times. No point in getting worked up over it, if anything it's usually funny.
Good
a good chunk of internet people genuinely see a deserved or an undeserved one hour mute as a personal assault on their life and react accordingly
Fat hand
I was gonna say I probably top out at around a respectable 7 or 8 or something
Fucking 6k
but it's a bad margin of how you are perceived
THE SUBMARINEEEEEEEE
the mosquitoes are here, oh no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUDE
SOME OF THESE RANDOM PEOPLE SCREAMING ON VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER ACTORS THAN LIKE
at least someone will suck you off in this life
Ahahahahahah
I have a voice message in here, it should be around 30 keks
TOP 10 PAID ACTORS IN THE WORLD
I miss getting 1 week mutes for talking about irl guns/ammo in newbie chat
the glory days of newbie chat
the bioshock music lmao
I don't want Malaria
That's because real people have real reactions, so they will look and sound real.
Some people just get really excited and into it with gaming
or dengue fever
Is it the "fucking madirex" one
I need a fucking
sound isolated room
so I can do that shit
id do some of the funniest shit in the world
my brain is on full ADHD mode
when im gaming
Time to troll offtop if newbies chat is dead 
Uuuh no
The one about the pentagon
goddamit
That one
my falco mp4 got left on old pc ssd
Around 30 keks I think
free maybe you should do a voice reveal
Already did
oh wow
More than once
mf do you have a draw board in your room with all your top kekw scoring posts listed
I literally have two that I can remember, because they are two
Keks is this servers social credit system
The channel and that message
oh you mean posts
I cherish every kekw
Obviously, come on ahahahah
I thought you have TWO SEPARATE KEKW BOARDS
I'm not that crazy
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maybe I'll do a voice reveal one day 
imagine ru legion activities if one of those statistics bot had started counting reactions
those mfs already farm post numbers like crazy as it is
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you won't
pussy ass
fuck, i misspelled it
I'll need to think of something TO say
I LOVE PAKISTAN
I WILL GIVE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAAAN
I see how it is Falco, alright
Isnt Pakistan the one that doesn't have internet
Ping me when you do, I really have to sleep
And allows it only in us embassy
I dont think I've ever done one
Or was that the -istan that starts on a
Flop is Pakistani, I don't think he lives in the US embassy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#🎪bruh-fart message the better one
They wouldn't stop Putin boy in front of everything
Very russian
What did you expect from a depressed ruski
Yeah I'm going
We need a news chronical to detail every day of the happenings of brainfart.
This is cold asf .
huh, weird
falco will go sleep when he finishes assembling his PC
@tidal trellis this is how he sound
my milkshake cuppy effect got eaten away by discord somehow
Hopefully the 11th since I'm waiting for the case
it sounded more muffled on my side
You sound like a Metro character who just doesn't wanna be there
Fun fact
Yall know that mod for chat for gamma? Chernobyl irc
It's not for GAMMA, it's for Anomaly
do want me to call someone
Well i used it for gamma, u get my point
So fuck off
Anyways
He's still snoring
One guy even recorded his snoring
goddamit
I think he left server
this mic is ruining my sound gags
Rip
voicemessages were a mistake
free you sound super depressed, I feel sorry for you
I agree
And with that said, gn chat
gn baldco
mac n cheese??
it supposed to have chamber of reflection playing in the bg, but it got all eaten up
I apologize for whatever I did to you (which im not sure what I did)

oh wait
Common russian disorder

I am pretty content and full of milkshake

burping a bit, tho
Watch me
And play button
be silent twinkerton
@uncut obsidian
WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY YOU INTERNET ADDICTED BITCH
GO SLEEP FALCO
Bro is just tired and full of milkshake and you're bagging him for sounding depressed 
huh
BUT THEY'RE DOING THE FUNNY
I can literally
falco if I read you a bedtime story will you go to bed
Do this
No I'm going
THEY'RE DOING THE FUNNY BY THE CLOCK IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL DISCORD YOU RETARD
@scenic sable
I know
but how did W do that?
I thought that bug disappeared a few hours after the ban
falco can't leave his parasocial friends behind

Discord shenanigans I would say
I have the magic
Or W got magic
I can explain if yall want
"Before you is a pan with a small compact machine gun and a single slice of cheese placed on top, in the center of it. The model of the weapon appears to be a Mac-10, if only judging by its frame. In an instant, the connection is made. It is a Mac, with a cheese. Mac and cheese. Something tells you it was not an accidental occurence."
Committed to the bit
What
Old but gold
Find a person, get to his profile and 3 dots
Take the user Id
Do this now
Type <@UserID>
And voila
@ is for users
(#) is for channels i suppose
I would strangle you but I pity you old man, so I won't
And i think $ has something

it doesn't work
At night i prefer text
I hear nothing
common sand dweller L
I can't help it okay
you absolutely can
optic fiber internet, Elon Fraud's satellite internet etc
I'd rate @deleted-user a score of 23.0119 / 100
chinese minecraft mods r insane .

sand literally everywhere but it can't be used for construction
brutal L
what makes u think I can access or afford that
Finally home
damn, that slavic accent
They are calling to me
java is better with more mods
I can only afford sandstone wifi
you're literally slavic yourself
you can't cast that stone at me
We all know serbian has the most slavic accent of all
you're from a higher social class
"That's it. Establish your superior Slavic dominance. This poor heathen cannot possibly fathom your level of Slavitry."
no, I'm dirt poor
do I look higher social class to you
b-b-b-b-bullshit
fisch chocolaten react this Mensch please
how is it bullshit
I mean you got internet
the bare minium
You are also first Pakistani with internet i see on discord
Ya
there gotta be more out there
your family has enough money to tend to your condition instead of casting you into a good ol well, your father has enough money to live with a family in UAE, you're too soft for a trad boy and have western education to the point of not knowing your native language properly etc
we've gone through that already
WHAT ARE U YAMMERING ON ABOUT
did someone spike your milkshake
Aj da ga prebijemo
did someone put crack in there without you knowing
now quickly change the topic or post a meme to evade the situation
I thought this channel was all memes .
I am out of memes, I used all of my memes up
it is
but if you're gonna bullshit the locals with some legend
all I got is reposts
Frog, nota and catboyo
the standards in question:
gn lovely brainfarters, gonna play some shooters with gf and hrrr a-mimir
Seen those in February 
oh c'mon, my sources aint that bad
Lemme get u the oldest meme i got
let the poor guy sleep, he's gonna come back running
have fun
sry
Here we go
I need to steal more memes I am completely out
I got a whole album and google drive
I just ask my friend jared .
I'd rate ocean a score of 48.4668 / 100
48% let's go
I have so much garbage downloaded on my pc my god its difficult searching for a meme
This is why AI is scarier than nukes .
AI is only as scary as the people using it
For wasting resources?
and since people are retarded, it is scary
boo
Shrimple, really
Do you beat your son .
I don't have a son
Gee thanks G
Heres for @grizzled meadow to check in the morning
I see your pfp and all I want to say is, 
Holy shit disco Elysium for 4$?
Damn I'm sleeping on this summer sale, you were all supposed to tell me
yeah? kinda like how half light is telling me to strangle you rn?
Heres one for @tulip ravine
Don't threaten me with a good time
nota's volition: You don't need anybody to tell you when it's time to spend your money.
nota's electrochemistry: Buy it. Just one more game.
Get it
Pick that up if you don't have it, I got it when I came out
So far I’ve only bought Slay the Spire, Project Zomboid, and Madness Project Nexus.
Become ninhongo’s hero
I don't get the reference (cringe)
Get darktide
Pretty damn good
yeah you wouldnt get it
You shoot stuff
Shogun 2 try not to be best game ever challenge
half light and disturbing necktie my beloved
(impossible)
Idk about bleach but aot is based, maybe show isis edgerunners
Frost punk is 3$ that game goes hard
Get ut
Perhaps they think they are the scouting legion when they charge the united states in the middle east .
"high time i chromed the fuck up." *straps on friend vest
I wear a plate carrier all day man I stay strapped
*straps on keep-yourself-safe vest
This app is so fucking shit
I got it when it was free
It's just me
This is @eager igloo fr
He got one shot only
I heard it has dlcs now
Bf2042 is 7.50
Of course it would be more expensive than an objectively better game
they've been saying that since the first update


Dunno fam, i said i heard, havent played it
it better be, would be weird if it was worse 

Wouldn't suprise me tbh
I've played it like... almsot a year ago...
kind of meh
One more meme i send and im off
Huh well, guess they are trying, just really dumb
you're better off playing BattleBit
They should just make another witcher game tho .
Unfortunately battle bit fell off
Boy do I have some good news for you!
They making one

how?
Idk, they way slowed down updates and most the playerbase left
I havent played in months despite how much fun I had with it
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, to be fair that's kind of the norm. BattleBit was flavor of the month at one point and that's when it got most of it's peeps
Rdr2 is 20$ that's a good pickup
Yeah true
I don't, but Battlebit did Battlefield better than Battlefield has since 2142
Looks like a hoof

real
thats called mexico
central america goes further
down to panama to be exact 🤓
i was about to
that but then i saw the @
obama
don care
so why is latvia the US, is latvia the best baltic state
?
Alastor posting
@fading shuttle
is latvia the most violent baltic state
P!who
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consider your sex offended
What did he mean by this
my meme work is done, fuck you all, see you tomorrow
fuck me yourself coward
no
"we"? 
you'll figure it out when it'll be your turn with the braincell

you mean this channel shares a single braincell between us?
between all of you
Wrong
We share half a braincell
Stupid idiot guy stupid
62$ steam purchase 
Like 7 games, summer sale!
idiot bought steam!
Idiot don't know you can get it free by boiling water!

Steal his kidney
electricity/ fuel aint free
Steal grims kidney

I saw that
scientists haven't figured out how to harness lightning yet
double D's
no gey shit
I go sleep, goodnight peoples
filthy homo
"no homo"
Now get ready for penetration


Whats the joke
Drink #2
Proud to say I have never read or owned any anime comic books
He can stomp all of breinfart
it's supposed to reflect on the mods on it💀 I got warned for posting memes in offtopic, aren't memes as a whole an offtopic concept?
No no, offtop is for non stalker talk
This here is non stalker and stalker everything
I posted a gif
Memes and text
Exactly
I posted a gif related to the conversation
More like a basement
i've became numb to this message
what did Josta do now?
Keep away from there ig
No shit
@floral topaz microphone is yours
Josta is racist against reaction gifs. The usual.
Also no, helpers cant help against moderators, especially josta
An I got warned
aww man... I can't be part of the gossip cuz I'm too cool
@grizzled meadow use at your discretion
Now skidadle

Begone retarded furry piss color username.
This is brainfart
You’re not welcome here
best part is I can't tell if this is serious or satire
See the trick is to preemptively brainwash helper candidates who might become a mod, then you have an inside Manchurian candidate
who the fuck are you?
Who am I? Hmmmm
ryry is a chad amongst men

just ryry is stuck in brainfart
adam 
The server would burn if I was freed
real
Spice too but its by his choice
there is a nordic name that is A-a but I forget the inbetween so let me go find it lol
The trick to never getting exhiled is to never leave brainfart in the first place
Big thinkin
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I already did this
WHAT
@inland jackal
I got exiled and just continued chatting in brainfart💀

Skill issue I suppose
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
When faced with the fact his advice is bullshit, the retarded cat poster projects his failures onto ryry.
Where js it
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
There I narrated your post to make your failure more dramatic
Love you too bud!
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Fuck outta here
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it's 3
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I never heard about firefly
another f
p!8ball
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
Would you guys believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies
p!8ball would I believe
:8ball: Never!
don't think he would believe
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p!8ball would Meridian believe
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Xl = 50-10
I said 1 as a joke, hence the 
2 separate messages so you genuinely believed 1 for a bit
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See
bro has never heard of people sending multiple messages
Whats that
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Not America, 
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i do
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what would falco say about all this bot spam
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couple of em
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how the fuck is that a medium question
fucking americans
I don't even know what NBA is
like 3 people in existence watch basketball outside of america
but i said trivia not sports 
p!8ball who watches basketball outside america
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fuck i listened to all of them too 
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going to steal this bot for my personal server and then remove it's time limit if able to
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@glad carbon the little guy showed up on me while I was carting supplies from our manufacturing FOB to our fish tank base and he started eating me :(
I thought I was doomed but he finally went away after nearly killing me twice
he appeared right next to me and when I "exited" the cart it faced me in the opposite direction so he made his move
he's just a little guy
have a friend in basic/officer training but I was sent a video of him returning to his room and it got trashed by the sargeants because he left his closet unlocked during a security inspection



and written in the dust on his desk was "sad" with a frown

won't share the video for privacy but it's the funniest shit I've seen in a little while
Drill Sergeants do that shit all the time
The reason is that they don't need people complaining about their shit getting stolen by other students. "Lock your shit, or I'll fuck your shit up" is a compelling argument.
A lot of us had the habit of doing the first two numbers on the combination lock, and then leaving the third one for when we really needed to get into it quickly
We knew the DS had been through when it didn't open easily
Because they had yanked on the locks and reset the mechanisms
he gets back in just over 3 weeks so a friend and I are planning to readjust him back to civilian life lol
since he has to finish his degree before he's off for actual service
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here in the UK I mostly just had to deal with not being able to go on libo and plough my gf because dust was found on my skirting board during inspection
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I was talking about basic training
Are you talking about your entire service?
no that was just basic training lol
Y'all got to leave during your basic training?
That's wild (to us americans, at least)
Even the airforce doesn't let you do that
it's because I enlisted when I was 16 and first went to army college. my total training time was like a year and a half
to my knowledge my friend had left the base only twice;
they went on a field trip to normandy
they got a weekend out on the town in montreal
The only way you get to take leave during basic training (in the Army, at least) is if your basic training goes over the New Year. You'd be allowed to take leave from around Dec 20 to Jan 5.
(outside of family emergencies)
(you'd be allowed to leave if an immediate relative died)
I think you guys can get away with a solid block just because your basic is shorter. basic UK infanteer is 26 weeks
damm
22 weeks in the US
for infantry
no way I thought it was like 12 for basic. my info must be old
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Basic Training is 9 weeks (basic soldier skills)
AIT is the school that follows for non combat positions. Can be anything from 8 to 51 weeks.
If you are in a combat arms position, your basic and advanced training are done at the same place with the same instructors. This is called OSUT (One Station Unit Training)
"22 weeks" is total, including basic training
I think that's why I thought that. I knew yoy guys do seperate phases
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but yes I got to leave camp during training and visit my gf and find out she lied to me about being on the pill 
average soldier's gf
"Did I fire six rounds, or seven?"
it's ok I gave her the talk and she went and did the thing. and then I found out she was cheating on me the whole time.
@exotic sentinel so yes, average soldier's gf

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