#๐ŸŽชbruh-fart

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fading shuttle
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"its not like i wanted to ban you anyway"

placid sail
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you can just ban the people you've blocked, idiot

final rose
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What

dreamy flaxBOT
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๐Ÿ“š hard

  1. An erection of the penis...
  2. What happens to a girl's [nipples] when she gets cold or has water [poured] on her tits (like in a wet t-shirt [contest])
  3. A description of sex
glad carbon
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no thats not it

heavy peak
eager igloo
dreamy flaxBOT
glad carbon
# heavy peak

Get Hard is a 2015 American crime comedy film directed by Etan Cohen (in his directorial debut) and written by Cohen, Jay Martel, and Ian Roberts. The film stars Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart with Tip "T.I." Harris, Alison Brie, and Craig T. Nelson in supporting roles. The film focuses on James King (Ferrell), a wealthy investment bank manager who...

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get hard, ie: toughen up

fading shuttle
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is this the gae porn version of breaking bad

tawny plaza
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That's why I fucking died earlier when you claimed I was a woman.

Like, I'm still 100% a dude, just, shit slaughtered me.

If you even believe me anymore. kekl

eager igloo
fading shuttle
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getting hard?

glad carbon
placid sail
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maybe we should indeed make myshinka a mod

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imagine the bullying potential

fading shuttle
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myshinka killing someone

glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
pastel quartz
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you should vote for me to be mod

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I will legalize pornography and ban all catposting

dreamy flaxBOT
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๐Ÿ“š your mom

what u [say] in [responce] to any [question]

glad carbon
pale ingot
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you should have voted me to be a mod

glad carbon
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catgirl posting

pale ingot
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i wouldn't do anything with it

pastel quartz
placid sail
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I am voting for strigoi to be banned from this server, and his discord account and browser history to be sent to local authorities

eager igloo
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!catbomb

split canyonBOT
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๐Ÿ‘ voting ๐Ÿ‘ for ๐Ÿ‘ bz ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ his ๐Ÿ‘ dick ๐Ÿ‘ forcefully ๐Ÿ‘ degloved ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ tonight ๐Ÿ‘

final rose
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@green schooner cords quick

fading shuttle
eager igloo
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Vote me for mod and I will vanquish the great evil (ryry)

glad carbon
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also why is alex fighting strigoi now

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aren't both of you horny degen anime posters

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you guys should be homies

fading shuttle
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Removing ryry is like getting rid of the wolves from an ecosystem

pastel quartz
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oh no is he talking to me

glad carbon
eager igloo
fading shuttle
glad carbon
pastel quartz
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check offtopic dry is already abusing smh

placid sail
glad carbon
placid sail
placid sail
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clownie is as dangerous and disruptive as a piece of paper

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he's just... there

eager igloo
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True

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but I don't like him there

eager igloo
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I would also ban delightful for his crimes (being swiss)

final rose
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@green schooner some fucker bricked most cars just to die in a parking lot 3 feet away

glad carbon
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wonder who

green schooner
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It was probably the stupid pole

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In our server

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he thinks he can go into louie with only a hammer and live

placid sail
green schooner
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With only 20 hours

eager igloo
glad carbon
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@placid sail stop nagging

pastel quartz
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oh I read that word differently

glad carbon
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get to rimming 4 us

placid sail
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or strigoi

eager igloo
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Why

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Why

placid sail
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or someone as equally disruptive

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but you're promising to ban some fucking randoms

pastel quartz
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wdym disruptive I haven't used a bot command in 30 minutes

placid sail
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why are you still alive

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immediately drink bleach

eager igloo
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Idk who's out for blood more today

dreamy flaxBOT
eager igloo
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Me or him

dreamy flaxBOT
manic cave
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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Fuck you

placid sail
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did I stutter the first time myshinka

glad carbon
final rose
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also can u give me cords to base

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i got a car

fading shuttle
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Nuh uh

placid sail
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pretty sure that will kill alex

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is that the intended result?

pastel quartz
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ok I will get off discord pls dont ping me to bring me back ok

pale ingot
placid sail
prisma quiver
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I turned off the pings

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Stupid ahh

pastel quartz
green schooner
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Yeah I will give u the cords

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Iโ€™m hopping on

glad carbon
final rose
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found ambule but got scratched in retunr

green schooner
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sad

placid sail
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enjoy your new life with delight, nicola

green schooner
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@final rose ****

tidal trellis
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you are very funny

green schooner
placid sail
final rose
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go to the project zomboid map

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and give me the cords from there

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nvm i got it

pale ingot
green schooner
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lol sorry

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also to speak far away is /all

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close is /say

tidal trellis
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don't DISTRACT ME I'm DOING SOMETHING

placid sail
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at everyone

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this is me, flop

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do NOT give me attention

glad carbon
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@placid sail

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steel delta
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@placid sail

placid sail
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who the fuck are even you

pale ingot
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psychological torture

pastel quartz
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p!trivia hard

foggy mantleBOT
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serannanas
Entertainment: Video Games (HARD)

In the "Call Of Duty: Zombies" map "Origins", where is "Stamin-Up" located?

[1] Generator 4
[2] Generator 5
[3] Generator 3
[4] Excavation Site

pastel quartz
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1

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Incorrect! The correct answer is Generator 5

pale ingot
placid sail
high meteor
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holy shit it grew ears

broken topaz
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p!trivia hard

foggy mantleBOT
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cori._.
Vehicles (HARD)

What year did the Chevrolet LUV mini truck make its debut?

[1] 1972
[2] 1982
[3] 1975
[4] 1973

broken topaz
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2

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Incorrect! The correct answer is 1972

broken topaz
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Fuck

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who cares about chevy

tawny plaza
tawny plaza
broken topaz
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Whats with the recent influx of furries to brainfart

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im not hating, just curious

prisma quiver
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Dry got promoted

tawny plaza
broken topaz
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Stay any longer and those 6 months will turn into 6 weeks

frail scaffold
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I havent seen any new ones

broken topaz
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i dunno atleast they've come more frequently

tawny plaza
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It's just kinda funny cause like

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I never stretch my legs on the internet, I'm usually very reserved, socially.

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This is one of the only times I've ever been in a large social space.

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So I'm totally unused to just seeing other furry pfps

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Every time I do it's just

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"holy shit another one??"

broken topaz
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cant believe Dry actually is a mod now

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furry diversity hire

steel delta
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WHY NO FURRY CHANNELkekcry kekcry kekcry

broken topaz
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this is the furry channel

glass glade
tidal trellis
frail scaffold
broken topaz
placid sail
lusty sonnet
broken topaz
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rather have furries in here

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than Anime and Vtube spam

glad carbon
broken topaz
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what

glad carbon
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start furryposting

broken topaz
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im not a furry

glad carbon
broken topaz
glad carbon
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you're the one with the humanoid cat pfp

broken topaz
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that doesnt count

somber skiff
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there are gifs already?

placid sail
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I would choose weeb shit and vtubers over thirsty femboys and furries any day

broken topaz
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brainrot

glad carbon
placid sail
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he can't either way

glad carbon
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he needs to post cropped furry porn like iedy does with helldivers and maybe he'll get moderator

broken topaz
frail scaffold
steel delta
glad carbon
glad carbon
frail scaffold
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Holy shit thats just an image

glad carbon
frail scaffold
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I can yoink it without opening discord in a browser

glad carbon
glad carbon
broken topaz
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give him the medicine drug

frail scaffold
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Ty ty

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Damn that looked like something else

broken topaz
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its not estrogen

glad carbon
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no that's cat bites

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not the user known as catbites tho

storm stream
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I just adjusted my car's tie rod

glad carbon
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stop adjusting ur rod and get to posting cat gifs

broken topaz
storm stream
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Now it drives straight when the steering wheel is centered

frail scaffold
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The ref is fighting the rope

glad carbon
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like it should

broken topaz
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Thats what i did in my shitbox

prisma quiver
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I went to your place of origin and they haven't heard of you ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

steel delta
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p!trivia hard

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vertix413
Entertainment: Film (HARD)

What is the species of the "Predator" in the 1987 movie "Predator"?

[1] Xenomorph
[2] Yautja
[3] Phocrex
[4] Praetorian

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xtick Time is up!

steel delta
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2

broken topaz
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too slow

frail scaffold
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p!trivia hard

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shinesparky
Entertainment: Music (HARD)

Which song in rapper Kanye West's album "The Life of Pablo" features Rihanna?

[1] Ultralight Beam
[2] Famous
[3] Wolves
[4] Highlights

frail scaffold
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3

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Incorrect! The correct answer is Famous

frail scaffold
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I don't listen to ye

broken topaz
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p!trivia medium

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cori._.
History (MEDIUM)

What was the name of the chemical that was dropped on Vietnam during the Vietnam war?

[1] Mustard Gas
[2] Hydrogen Cyanide
[3] Phosgene
[4] Agent Orange

broken topaz
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4

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prisma quiver
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p!trivia hard

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moatofalltime
Entertainment: Board Games (HARD)

What is the world's oldest board game?

[1] Senet
[2] Go
[3] Checkers
[4] Chess

prisma quiver
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4

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Incorrect! The correct answer is Senet

glad carbon
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p!trivia hard entertainment

foggy mantleBOT
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glad carbon
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fuck

storm stream
frail scaffold
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p!trivia hard

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xtick You must wait 9 minutes, 10 seconds to use this command again.

frail scaffold
broken topaz
glad carbon
frail scaffold
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p!trivia medium

storm stream
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xtick You must wait 8 minutes, 51 seconds to use this command again.

frail scaffold
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Ok

steel delta
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can you choose topic

broken topaz
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Fun fact did you guys know

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that when the americans sprayed agent orange during vietnam

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it often sprayed their own troops

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and vietnam vets suffered alot of illnesses because of it

frail scaffold
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Yes

broken topaz
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And it took until i think the 2000s until it was covered by Vet insurance stuff

frail scaffold
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Not surprising

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America hates its vets

broken topaz
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america moment

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didnt even win

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๐Ÿ˜”

frail scaffold
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Despite what retards tell you

broken topaz
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came back with cancer

frail scaffold
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And the sandwich discount doesn't count

broken topaz
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what about that 10% discount at walmart tho

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You were faster than me

tidal trellis
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My phone being jittery as fuck today PepeHands I've nearly called people on disc now cause of it

frail scaffold
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Mine does the same thing

proud torrent
broken topaz
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i once accidentally pocket video called my ex

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because my phone was being schizo

tidal trellis
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Oops

broken topaz
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most unfortunate

steel delta
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delete her

broken topaz
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For some reason he accepted the call

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very curious

broken topaz
frail scaffold
broken topaz
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We love men in brainfart

frail scaffold
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All the men ive dated besides one were lunatics or useless

placid sail
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surely it just happened naturally

broken topaz
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i know why it happend

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my old phone at the print scanner on the lock button

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and i obviously go to lock my phone and then put it away

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but then my thumbprint unlocked it while putting it away

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and for some reason the screen didnt turn off when put away

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which it should have done

frail scaffold
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My phone likes to call people if i get a text in my pocket

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Cus the text turns on the screen

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frail scaffold
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Then just pocket dials

broken topaz
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its gotta be really hard to be that big

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Like ive been chubby and shit, and i ate fuck tons

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but never ever reached blob levels

frail scaffold
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I physically cant eat as much as i used to

frail scaffold
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Blessing and a curse

frail scaffold
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Its helping the weight loss

broken topaz
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You honestly gotta try on purpose to get that fat

steel delta
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step 1: Be American

tidal trellis
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is vertix a new resident of brainfart if so I pity them

frail scaffold
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Whats the command

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Uhh

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p!embed

pastel quartz
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!embed

placid sail
coarse bear
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frail scaffold
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Ty

coarse bear
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Unwise tree in shape of a barn when

pastel quartz
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@coarse bear s father comes back when

coarse bear
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We're driving rn so 20m

pastel quartz
placid sail
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sit #8 is utterly cursed

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BEAR BULL BULL BEAR BULL BEAR

grizzled meadow
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Get out

lusty sonnet
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Cap

broken topaz
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Cap

placid sail
inland jackal
grizzled meadow
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And every gay

placid sail
inland jackal
broken topaz
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You adored arnold enough to use him as pfp

frail scaffold
grizzled meadow
green schooner
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who let the whale out of the ocean

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

grizzled meadow
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Tell 'em to bring out the lobster ๐Ÿฆž

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Tell 'em to bring out THE WHOLE OCEAN ๐ŸŒŠ

green schooner
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what lobster left

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she ate them

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no lobster in the atlantic ocean

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light snack

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

lusty sonnet
placid sail
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you come into an elevator
there is falco inside it
after a while, he turns to you and says
dame da ne
and grins like a psychopath
he turns away, the doors close

frail scaffold
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I can see it

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Even if i got no clue what he looks like

grizzled meadow
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This is called what?

tidal trellis
frail scaffold
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Bro didnt read the title

grizzled meadow
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Tell 'em to cook the lobster ๐Ÿฆž

lusty sonnet
inland jackal
grizzled meadow
frail scaffold
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Id destroy some crab rn

primal rapids
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Attack giant enemy crab in weak spot for massive damage

glad carbon
lusty sonnet
green schooner
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i love it

grizzled meadow
heavy peak
green schooner
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a shit show

grizzled meadow
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Fine

lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
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Charon is getting banned

frail scaffold
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Who

grizzled meadow
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demotwink

heavy peak
tidal trellis
green schooner
tidal trellis
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conchfusing even

heavy peak
lusty sonnet
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@heavy peak DL2?

spring ledge
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cant sit next to cass ๐Ÿ˜”

knotty tartanBOT
heavy peak
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Didn't i disable the use of external bots

green schooner
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no

glad carbon
green schooner
glad carbon
frail scaffold
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Youre insane

frail scaffold
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Easy 5

tidal trellis
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crab

glad carbon
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everything else is stuck in proximity to freaks

frail scaffold
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What did radio head do to you

glad carbon
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atleast in 4 you got radiohead behind you

glad carbon
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cartman gonna kick ur seat the whole flight

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you're fucked!!!

frail scaffold
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At least make it interesting

glad carbon
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sitting next to giant hellhound with stds and some talking fish dog

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thats alteast kinda interesting

primal rapids
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Sitting next to Sans and Big Chungus, their jokes will lull me to a permanent slumber for the absurdly long flight.

glad carbon
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3 is misery

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actual hell

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stuck behind chud and trollface arguing the whole flight

frail scaffold
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1 is suicide material

glad carbon
steel delta
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2 POMNI MY BELOVED

glad carbon
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har har har and skibidi

frail scaffold
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69 hours flight

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Youre gonna have to shit eventually

primal rapids
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Unless Sans can detect that I did the genocide run of Undertale and erases me from existence

inland jackal
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wheres the flop pic

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i want it

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the one with speech bubble\

frail scaffold
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I choose 5

glad carbon
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3 seats to window on left

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*right

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2 on left

frail scaffold
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Right

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Yeah

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I have been on a lot of planes this is like the one thing i know

tidal trellis
glad carbon
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instead of 2 2 2

inland jackal
tidal trellis
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jokes dead, go home

frail scaffold
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The ones im usually on are 2 and 2 or 2 and 3

gloomy eagle
tidal trellis
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make something new

inland jackal
glad carbon
tidal trellis
primal rapids
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I mean, smaller planes sometimes do have seating arrangements like that, where it's two to one side and three to the other.

inland jackal
frail scaffold
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But i also never flown internationally

primal rapids
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Big planes are usually just three and three.

gleaming geyser
frail scaffold
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I know those planes are diff

glad carbon
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6 doesnt seem that bad tbh either

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chud is across the aisle and cartman aint gonna be fuckin with you

frail scaffold
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Sans behind you but hes chill

primal rapids
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Unless you did the genocide route

glad carbon
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makin puns maybe

frail scaffold
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He'd probably fall asleep

glad carbon
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i think 4 is the safe choice

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hellhound lady prolly on her phone the whole flight

broken topaz
primal rapids
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They're both STD-riddled creatures, so just make sure to wash yourself.

glad carbon
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and you got someone's pet they brought on the flight next to you

tidal trellis
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yes

frail scaffold
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The last thing she'd do is interact with you

tidal trellis
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she is anti-social so you'd be fine

glad carbon
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vaporeon is like

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nothing in the scenario

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basically a free seat

frail scaffold
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A literal animal

glad carbon
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literally sitting next to a cat

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one that wont piss all over the plane

broken topaz
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Pet the Vaporeon

glad carbon
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radiohead is just some dude who forgot his headphones but the music isn't terrible

primal rapids
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I'm not touching that Vaporeon, I have no idea where it's been but it's not worth the risk.

broken topaz
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Its just a pokemon

green schooner
final rose
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red engine got me crunched

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wtf man

glad carbon
primal rapids
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Only things worse would be if it was a Lopunny or Gardevoir.

broken topaz
final rose
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i was a crunchy meal yeah

glad carbon
broken topaz
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I think they're pretty smart, just not adult human smart

green schooner
glad carbon
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maybe it understands flight etiquette

broken topaz
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Maybe

hot python
glad carbon
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@broken topaz what if its just in the pokeball the whole time

hot python
primal rapids
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Honestly the whole sentience/sapience thing is weird in Pokemon, because people can and do eat Pokemon, and presumably some Pokemon eat other Pokemon.

glad carbon
coarse bear
glad carbon
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but also pokemon

hot python
primal rapids
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No idea, ask the Almighty Alpaca if it ever isekai's you against your will

pastel quartz
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howd i do

hot python
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Pls dont 1984 me

glad carbon
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mods, smack his nuts

broken topaz
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Boring

glad carbon
upper shore
frail scaffold
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Real

glad carbon
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freaky ass burger

broken topaz
glad carbon
inland jackal
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the dick was made by s5

broken topaz
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Who did the uwu

primal rapids
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Then again, Pokemon wouldn't be the worst world to get isekai'd to. Depends where on the timeline it is and if it's running on the game, anime, or manga timeline. And also where you land. I'd take basically anywhere as long as it isn't not-France.

inland jackal
broken topaz
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Crush him

inland jackal
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or falko

broken topaz
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Probably Falco

green schooner
broken topaz
glad carbon
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its not the worst cartoon to get stuck in

remote vine
glad carbon
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you dont have random world ending shit happen for a single episode then vanish like yugioh or whatever

primal rapids
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World-ending shit happens all the time in Pokemon though, whenever a dumbass Team makes a Legendary throw a hissy-fit or Giratina tries to escape the basement after being grounded.

glad carbon
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just sit in like

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goober town and fuck around for a while

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go catch some pokemon and btfo other ones and sell their drops or something

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hide ur pokeballs in a bag so you can't get challenged by some random mf on the street

frail scaffold
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Do yall think the flask is like final level alcoholic

frail scaffold
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A booze flask

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Dingus

glad carbon
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hip flask??

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yeah its peak

frail scaffold
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Yeah idk the true name

glad carbon
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almost as bad as hiding booze in ur own home

frail scaffold
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I always called it flask

primal rapids
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Give me your crimson and cerulean flasks

broken topaz
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I own one of those flasks

solar obsidian
frail scaffold
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I only have blood vials

primal rapids
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Give me your estus shards

broken topaz
pastel quartz
solar obsidian
broken topaz
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I have plenty of furry friends

glad carbon
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i hate how delight doesnt furry post

broken topaz
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Id never hate on em

glad carbon
pastel quartz
glad carbon
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that guy

solar obsidian
broken topaz
green schooner
broken topaz
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Just realised that too

solar obsidian
glad carbon
broken topaz
green schooner
pastel quartz
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Im going to infultrate the femboy server now

broken topaz
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And uhh

pastel quartz
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wish me luck

green schooner
broken topaz
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Probably more

glad carbon
pastel quartz
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the one

solar obsidian
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@pastel quartz

broken topaz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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how do i improve it

solar obsidian
green schooner
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@glad carbon gamma or replay through metro

glad carbon
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hardest diff

green schooner
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done already

glad carbon
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not permadeath or whatever

solar obsidian
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then gamma

glad carbon
green schooner
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I 100 percent metro last light

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Metro 2033

glad carbon
green schooner
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Metro exodus

glad carbon
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ok

green schooner
glad carbon
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gamma then

green schooner
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metro story is more compelling

primal rapids
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But did you drink the highly radioactive tea?

green schooner
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I already made my mind up

lusty sonnet
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Buy a new game

glad carbon
narrow lotus
glad carbon
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its an open world sandbox

glad carbon
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questlines lead no where

primal rapids
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Two Colonels was my favorite bit of story in Exodus.

remote vine
pastel quartz
solar obsidian
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you really do not play anomaly for the story

pastel quartz
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and that you are a crackhead

green schooner
pastel quartz
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thats canon gamma

solar obsidian
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i know its a bethesda cope card, but for real

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at least we dont have "300 endings"

green schooner
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Bethesda hasnโ€™t made a good game since fallout new Vegas

lusty sonnet
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Bethesda games are shit tho

steel delta
primal rapids
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Bethesda didn't make New Vegas.

green schooner
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3 new Vegas 2 and 1 are the only good ones

dreamy flaxBOT
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usagi1030, your new nickname is Seminole

green schooner
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fallout 4 and 76 is shit

dreamy flaxBOT
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๐Ÿ“š seminole

The only Native American tribe to never be overtaken by the white government because they're the only tribe to have never signed a [peace treaty] with the U.S. (They call themselves the "Unconquered People.") [Seminoles] are a combination of other tribes from other Southeaster states, and also include escaped slaves. While 90% of all Seminoles were moved to Oklahoma, the other 10% stayed in or around the Everglades. In a series of wars, the 300 or so Seminoles defeated about 1,500 American troops. Their combination of fleeing for cover into the Everglades, along with the fact that many of them were runaway slaves, led U.S. troops to roughly translate [Seminole] to "runaway" in English.

solar obsidian
primal rapids
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3's story and characters were also pretty fucking bad.

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And Fallout 1 and 2 weren't made by Bethesda.

prisma quiver
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I fw Aoi Todo heavy(he's big, muscular and autistic as shit)

solar obsidian
lusty sonnet
solar obsidian
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i enjoyed the gameplay, but when i got to thinking about the writing in 3, that game lost much for me sadge

frail scaffold
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Fallout 3 is sooo ass

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Writing wise

solar obsidian
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anyway, 0 days without bethesda slander

frail scaffold
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BoS are glorified cops, mutants are discount orcs

primal rapids
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The only way I'll play Fallout 3 is through TTW and even then I skip most of the main quest and half the DLC's.

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Because there is no fucking sane reason to ever play Operation Anchorage or Mothership Zeta more than once

frail scaffold
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The game was supposed to take place the earliest after the bombs fell but they changed it last second

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So dc is just in shambles 200 years later because ??????

narrow lotus
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Temperatures of over 40-42c have been announced for the next 2 weeks

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skull4k Pula

primal rapids
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I hate that in all the "modern" Fallout games. 200+ years since the apocalypse, people still living in ruined, crumbling buildings full of skeletons.

frail scaffold
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And fallout 3 and 4 are the worst for it

lusty sonnet
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14c here with heavy rain hmmm

primal rapids
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Like they just completely fucking forgot how to build literally anything, or how basic cleaning works.

frail scaffold
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Diamond city is s fucking hovel

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I at least like the idea behind it tho

glad carbon
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3d fallout game game has no idea how to scale their main cities

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also goes for elder scrolls

frail scaffold
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Thats just bethesda in general

glad carbon
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main city... 10 buildings and 40 people

frail scaffold
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City in lore vs city in game

glad carbon
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i still dont understand why starfield didnt do it larger

frail scaffold
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The most lively city ive seen in a game to this day is STILL novigrad

glad carbon
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it literally has entire planets to work on

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literally just make the whole landing spot on a planet a city

pastel quartz
primal rapids
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It's very incongruous too. You have literal nuclear engineers or geneticists running around, but somehow no one knows how to make new guns or make not-shit buildings.

glad carbon
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since you can land on like 4 different zones in a planet

narrow lotus
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
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outdated tek plus laziness and history or repetitive practices

glad carbon
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its not even that

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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ive seen a modder make uhh

broken topaz
glad carbon
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like futuristic cities in skyrim

broken topaz
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Topography is easy to render

glad carbon
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the size of 3 major cities combined

broken topaz
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Objects not so much

inland jackal
prisma quiver
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Unturned

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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albeit it was the whole map and the rest was just skybox but like

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if you landed there in starfield you'd go "wow, bethesda really outdid themselves"

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ALSO ALSO ALSO

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it does what deus ex does

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where it locks you in a section of the city

final rose
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@green schooner im at the interance again

pastel quartz
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modders with passion vs devs with overpreassure and underpaid workers

glad carbon
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so you dont ever see the whole true size of it and get disillusioned

pastel quartz
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corporate greed

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and more

glad carbon
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which starfield shouldve had since you can just take off and land somewhere else on the planet to do shit, you dont NEED to exit the city on foot like skyrim

primal rapids
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Akila city in Starfield upsets me greatly. It's supposed to be a futuristic capital of multiple star systems, but somehow has literal dirt roads and is regularly beset by wildlife the local populace apparently can't keep in check. And these people somehow beat the super modern, actually industrialized government?

narrow lotus
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If you want solid buildings you gotta spend money on good materials

glad carbon
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and since taking off and landing is already a cutscene you can just fade to black to keep only the section of the city you can explore in view

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like mass effect does it great with the citadel

broken topaz
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Starfield bad we get it

narrow lotus
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Why do you think you have these shit composite whatever apartment blocks now instead of concrete like the communists did them

primal rapids
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Or the fact that the animals that were dangerous enough to kill and eat terrormorphs were apparently used as livestock and eaten to extinction?

narrow lotus
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They are even cheaper

glad carbon
narrow lotus
glad carbon
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concrete is fixed cost really and you dont need to shell out money to some r&d company to make you some composite building shit where they can upcharge you more

broken topaz
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Since the devs didnt care, nobody else should

glad carbon
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es6 is gonna suck

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fallout 5 is gonna suck

broken topaz
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Yea

glad carbon
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bethesda needs to fire all their execs

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i dont even feel like its the devs fault, they're just so mismanaged

upper shore
primal rapids
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Something something no central design document

glad carbon
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hire more long term developers? nahhh lets just get some temps to do the work from a 3rd world country

narrow lotus
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bethesda is outdated

glad carbon
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isnt arkane bethesda owned

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they're kinda fucked

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bethesda just needs to sell off their ips

low atlas
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starfield made me lose all hope in elder scrolls 6

pastel quartz
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fawwwk that

low atlas
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the fact they even prioritized that instead of their best-selling franchise is funny to me

primal rapids
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Eh, Arkane used to be good. Dark Messiah's good, Dishonored is good, Prey 2017 is good.

green schooner
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Tell me when your like almost there

primal rapids
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And then Deathloop was just very meh.

green schooner
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As in a couple blocks

naive bison
narrow lotus
primal rapids
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And then, Redfall. I don't really need to say anything about Redfall.

narrow lotus
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With mods included lul

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
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Redfall was literally a school project i swear

low atlas
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on the switch aswell

primal rapids
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I still go back and play Prey 2017 every now and then. The graphics and story are nothing extraordinary, but the gameplay is a blast.

frail scaffold
narrow lotus
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Ye ES 5 is already downhil simply because they will keep using their shit Creation Engine

low atlas
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i think it's gonna be so utterly washed story/lore wise

low atlas
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bethesda has been pouring bleach on their story for a long time now

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imo anyway

pale ingot
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they had a story?

frail scaffold
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The retconned cyrodill

primal rapids
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The engine, as poor as it is, has never been my main problem with Bethesda games.

low atlas
primal rapids
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It has been the utterly vapid, lazy caricature of proper storytelling and characters.

frail scaffold
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The engine has its limitations but its not the sole reason

dreamy flaxBOT
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๐Ÿ“š mid

Used to insult or [degrade] an [opposing] opinion, [labeling] it as average or poor quality.

pale ingot
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mid!!!

low atlas
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still amusing how argonians were the only people who invaded an oblivion gate and then in every other game they're depicted as snakey fuckers

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and slaves or thieves

final rose
low atlas
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but thats like, one of many issues

glad carbon
primal rapids
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Still nowhere near as bad as the high elves.

low atlas
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argonians lore-wise are insane

primal rapids
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Even Mannimarco, the king of worms, the big bad fucking LICH of Elder Scrolls, who himself is a high elf, thinks they're asshats.

pale ingot
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argonian lore vs argonian gameplay

glad carbon
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derkeethus is the homie fr fr

naive bison
proud torrent
green schooner
primal rapids
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Pelinal Whitestrake's greatest sin is that he didn't finish the job wiping out the elves.

final rose
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im east to the gas station you marked

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found a farm

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im at med u well

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Great

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Died again

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My character can barely walk

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Good timing for a sprinter ๐Ÿ‘

green schooner
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No way you died again

broken topaz
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Skill issue

green schooner
placid sail
final rose
green schooner
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take it slow

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donโ€™t rush it lmfao

final rose
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yeah my fault for that but im gonna go to sleep now

placid sail
green schooner
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Kk

final rose
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my ego killed me

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will play later

green schooner
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LMAO

pastel quartz
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mayb its especially because hes gae

placid sail
pastel quartz
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representative and shit

pastel quartz
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and spelling issue

placid sail
pastel quartz
primal rapids
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Tiber Septim/Talos hated trees so much he used the infinite reality-altering power of CHIM to delete a fuckton of trees from Cyrodiil

upper shore
pastel quartz
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not the oak ones like i am

pastel quartz
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there is plenty of them in cyrodil

broken topaz
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Very sinister

green schooner
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Personality

pastel quartz
green schooner
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LOL

primal rapids
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Still a better use of phenomenal cosmic power than Vivec who used CHIM to stop, but not delete, a meteor from obliterating part of Morrowind. Because he's an asshole like that.

rose ferry
broken topaz
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I just splashed water all over me

broken topaz
rose ferry
#

hiiii :3

upper shore
#

I must collect men

placid sail
pastel quartz
upper shore
#

SEND DUDES

high meteor
upper shore
#

I AM IN A BATTLE I NEED MORE MEN

primal rapids
#

SEND DUDES

placid sail
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or not, say, accelerated it to the point of the impact vaporizing the entire Nirn, or turning it into's Molag Bal's erected barbed penis etc

green schooner
#

Men?

upper shore
primal rapids
#

Dancing so hard part of his armor falls off

placid sail
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not even mentioning the fact that there is a shitton of other retarded omnipotent entities around that could have made just the removal of it impossible

civic panther
placid sail
#

if the myth is true, the meteorite was sent by Sheogorath

broken topaz
primal rapids
placid sail
#

and you fucking know that his delirious ass could have easily did so through esoteric daedric means that "nuh uh you can't just erase the meteorite lmao"

pastel quartz
upper shore
placid sail
upper shore
placid sail
#

there was no black and white, bad or good, just a bunch of omnipotent beings so beyond mortals' comprehension that they seem retarded or psychotic, doing their thang

placid sail
#

which turned out to be bad, good, and everything in between

pastel quartz
civic panther
placid sail
#

nightmare

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(slowly turning into comedy because all those spies are bad)

tidal trellis
#

Tf2 never gets old

civic panther
tidal trellis
#

I love it

primal rapids
#

I'm like 90% sure most if not all of those of those are bots.

placid sail
#

they all should have had the death watch as well

#

for maximum confusion

primal rapids
#

Like, look at their names in the kill feed.

tidal trellis
placid sail
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shuffles papers

#

Gary Gooberโ„ข๏ธ!

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
quartz saffron
naive bison
#

what a silly

pastel quartz
quartz saffron
# upper shore

I like that bit in the gameโ€ฆ probably the only thing I liked about nu-mw2. Mission was a slog though, totally unnecessary

glad carbon
#

@pastel quartz

naive bison
# civic panther

chernobyl was probably the worst thing to happen for climate change

pastel quartz
#

bros reaction:

glad carbon
civic panther
glad carbon
civic panther
naive bison
#

he's always gonna be the grippy guy now

#

and drake is the pdf wah gwan delilah guy

civic panther
#

kendrick really did lobotomize both of them

naive bison
pastel quartz
naive bison
placid sail
#

oh man

#

I'm still snorting from spy theme occassionally going bass boosted and millions of spies pouring out of everywhere

#

great meme

tidal trellis
placid sail
#

quiet blop

pastel quartz
#

blop

tidal trellis
#

who the hell is blop

pastel quartz
#

you

tidal trellis
#

stupid tree

civic panther
# placid sail great meme

i had a big ol meme folder at the ready, but i switch computers, and the new one didn't want to open or show the old sata ssd in explorer so i could move shit over properly, had to do it via email and google drive

#

i also lost my 20-30 funny desktop images

#

got corrupted on a USB

#

gone forever

placid sail
#

I understand your struggle, my brainfart meme folder got left behind on old pc too

#

(I can still get the old ssd, but I'm lazy)

tidal trellis
#

bunch were on my old phone, the one before this one and had so much good shit, now lost forever cause I broke it.

pastel quartz
#

dyslexic ass

placid sail
#

should have changed it in account name too

tidal trellis
#

I don't know what it says, i see a grey blob

placid sail
#

smh

tidal trellis
#

you think my sand wifi is good enough to see images

#

no

placid sail
#

it must be a real problem to catfish people from a wifi that is effectively a telegraph

tidal trellis
#

what are u yammering on about

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
#

I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T SEE IT, ITS A GREY BLOCK OF A IMAGE

#

IT DOESN'T LOAD

#

DUMBASS TREE

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
#

no

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
#

I'm talking to actual tree here

placid sail
#

this femboy will do anything for leaves

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
#

didn't tree abandon that arc

pastel quartz
#

can you see it now

tidal trellis
placid sail
pastel quartz
pale ingot
#

glogng .

placid sail
#

make it into a video

#

maybe that'll help

pastel quartz
#

maybe your arnet looking right

glad carbon
#

hi @pale ingot

pale ingot
tidal trellis
#

I had to look on my phone, now I see it

tidal trellis
#

Only then it loaded

glad carbon
tidal trellis
#

Maybe I should replace the sand wifi with sandstone instead

#

Unless that also doesn't work

placid sail
#

seduce the richest pakistani man for a proper internet

tidal trellis
#

no???

placid sail
#

the fuck you mean no

tidal trellis
#

I mean no, what do you think I am

old kettle
#

rememberhesrightyouknow

placid sail