#πͺbruh-fart
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Talk about yourself
I am no longer horny
inb4 gamma mods allow madi to return, but as a regular user and only for the purpose of providing his cursed services here
Doom guy
a truly enlightened master can will himself to be horny
I simply think about icelandic men
how about the opposite
thugging the horny out
Ace pride
What?
that would just be the default state of enlightenment, the ceasment of desire
croatia π
fr
weakest icelandic vs strongest greenlander
Half-Life 2 lost coast?
Exactly
try to photo a lizard
why would you attack the cnpp like that man
No lizards here only sneks
uhh DUHH i dont have a peΓ±or
bitches know im enlightened
"It will kill" 
Bitches know im romanian ( they all hide their wallets )
Gonna put a bottle of ΘuicΔ in one of these looney toon trap boxes and I'll have your ass
he's that powerful
markiplier-fart when
I'M GONNA MAKE A TRANS MEDICINE MAJOR GF
double barrel markiplier blast
POV : Kurt Cobain
acobain
me when my balls
(this may be too far)
Pov : Ronnie " i guess this is it , guys " McNutt
iedy lock down brainfart for markiplier rememberance day
iedy rename yourself Ledy
First time I've gone to home Depot and they didn't have what I needed
I'm at a loss for words
Burn it down
I remember that one
Today is a dark day
welcome to home depot
Have a look around
edddy
welcome to the underground
:3

Harbor Freight time eh?
What gender are you
how are your balls
Im a mekanik
socialism
No I'll just go to Menards, that's the backup
can we add ultra racism to helldivers
me playing satisfactory when i do one thing
(best game ive ever played)
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Fishbone
@wide basin π
Oh no, not kosm
another furry

Theres a few active in offtop
movie?
It's some old series of short videos. Can't remember the name.
@placid sail
Woops I'm stoned
I was talking about this
The movie is just called The Killer (2023)
p!who
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While we're at it, I'm gonna recommend the tv show BARRY, and the 1st Sicario movie. Extraction 1 and 2 are also good, and so is that one tv show "The Terminal List," but mostly for its well-done combat scenes.
iykyk
listen man, you'll find someone else, don't despair
what
thats a porn vid
oh. "if you know you know"
wait nuh uh, there was only ever implied sex jokes innit
Oh most likely
I'm starting to feel a small degree of dread after realizing the amount of furries has been steadily increasing over time. Just a tiny bit tho..
Wait until you find out about the Egyptians
literally straight up homo boinking in the full vid
Or Disney
I was indiferent until i heard at tthe news
Fenomenul furry se raspandeste si in Romania
Or the old 90s furry forums
Alo
like coc n balz
when grok makes hip into a furry or adds anything like that to game, I'm out of here
he couldn't
What's the fine for running over an animal with your car in romania
prob didnt see the full vid
You find like the uncensored German dungeon version or something
Ikr
"frate am crezut ca e vreun caine maiadanez, cum adica puscarie? e vina lui ca s-a imbracat asa"

Only if they catch you
satisfactory meta : unlock MAM
find hard drive
unlock stitched plates
Never use screws again
prolly for the best
The Only Decent Guy Ritchie Movie, save me, save me The Only Decent Guy Ritchie Movie
Bitches know I got the weed card
Give
Hell nah
It's perfect
75$ spent at liquor store 
wtf
special thanks to jon bailey for his reprisal as the council guy
https://www.youtube.com/user/jon3pnt0
thanks to @polyrelay on twitter for putting the video together
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reminds me of this
Algohol
Why
monolith, if you can hear us, get these unfaithful stalkers away from me
Actually 77.40
Yummy
I will never understand why people drink too much alcohol
you always doing too much boy its just alkihal
hasbro moment
That's more expensive than 7.62x39 
me when I bring my real African militants and mortar weaponry to the nerf war
(it's cheaper)
ahctin like a kih
anyone got the ''is that fucking fish jenga'' video by sam o nella
this a rare conundrum
this video has a furry: 
this video says dislike videos with furries: 
the pavlovian dog is confused with what response to give

@winged phoenix
what
Really?
Which part dont you get
You don't like Lock Stock, Snatch, The Gentlemen or Layer Cake?
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is good, yeah
Osmosis
It's good
women
It's funny but for every women who burns herself on a hot barrel once, there's a below 80 IQ grunt who burns his hand on an MG barrel twice on the same day
yeah but you wear gloves for a reason
when your changing the barrel
thats below asvab wavier type stuff
LOL
what
God i wish i was a small calibre revolver
Gooner
...COMMUNAL?
what does that have to do with the video
π€
that's not a revolver
(probably a deringer)
honestly i only saw tits
also: 
what tits
all i saw were those goofy ass ugly ass glasses
yeah thats a derringer

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
My allegiance lies with ONE nation
i still can't get over the black and brown stripe π
crazy how that flag became the norm
It isnt, rainbow is still the most widespread
that vers is just the progressive flag
idk maybe im on the internet too much
the intersectional everything flag ive seen everywhere
which includes the memorial to people who have died to HIV which is the black stripe
wait
there's like a ribbon for breast cancer right
most people will just fly the rainbow flag and then an additional flag
i don't even get the trans flag addition either
i thought that's what the T is
@narrow lotus Being barefoot on cold tiles hits DIFFERENT
like a rainbow is pretty much all encompassing
the most prevailing opinion i've heard is black and brown is for race

the HIV thing i've never heard of
not even once
technically the most modern one is the rainbow flag
as the progress flag was originally made in the 80s iirc
brown is for marginalized members of the LGBT community so ig you can call it race
but yeah pink baby blue and white represents trans pride, obv
what pride flag is this
the pride flag for people without dental hygiene
isn't that all of em
but yeah race is crazy to include
idk why include race of gae people? like why is that a method of identity, i thought being gae is the thing
LGBT isnt just about your sexuality mind you, in general its more evolved into supporting any oppressed groups of people
okay that's super dumb
actual pants on head retarded
howso?
gonna extend the acronym even more?
what's the point of a sexuality identity group if everyone can join
I identify as persecuted
its not a sexual identity group, its always included gender identity aswell
and theres also social expression of your orientation outside of sexuality, in short who you date is separate from who you fuck
im basically just reading off a study at this point tho :P
more shit you tack on, less it means anything
thats an oxymoron but i understand what you're getting at
that isnt what we've seen happen tho, LGBTQ+ community has always fought more political battles
women's suffrage
segregation
they've always been involved, its just now they're declaring that they're involved
Bricks in police car windows
stonewall went hard, where were you
what the actual fuck?
Making bricks
red name since when?
@solar coral, when are u becoming a mod?
I was buying bricks
Today
Dude im an autistic furry degen who plays elden ring all day, tomorrow
And that's how I became a billionaire
perfect
ong brick business booming during stonewall
lmao I read dry's bio as fluent in british π
Dawg
did you bring your gun and ski mask?
You should kill yourself
Whats grindr
tinder but for men only
Do u like crush stuff in a grinder in that
Fuck man it's gonna be hilarious when Dry executes me COD4 Al-Assad style
its where we go to find homies to watch netflix with
@tidal trellis
who dares to ping
omg the octopussy
Brother canβt read the ancient scrollsπ
Peasant is trapped in current time scrolls onlyπ
I'm straight you dumbo, I like women.
ok you first
I'd rate heroin a score of 14.058 / 100
I'd rate cocainun a score of 42.5515 / 100
I'd rate meth a score of 42.6832 / 100
I'd rate jacking off in a tissue a score of 21.4685 / 100
literally a shoe-in for the mod team
I'd rate maple syrup footjob under a table at denny's a score of 44.3377 / 100
I'd rate public execution of my enemies a score of 18.2158 / 100
I'd rate diplomatic resolution of all problems with my enemies a score of 8.2869 / 100
Interesting...
I'd rate Complete annihiliation of my enemies' bloodlines worldwide a score of 34.4685 / 100
I'd rate Getting stepped on by a 6'5 goth girl with a wolfcut a score of 86.1336 / 100
Valid.
I'd rate Hiring a 6'5 goth girl with a wolfcut to slay my enemies with her mighty boots a score of 14.8057 / 100
I'd rate killing myself a score of 89.8971 / 100
get better fetishes
We are not doing this
I'd rate brainfart a score of 39.6172 / 100
so me
max payne?
max payne
Hey that's me on the 4th of July
Alcohol make the firework explosions fade away
What I don't get is why people keep shooting them off afterwards, and always in the middle of the night
Who the fuck is lighting fireworks at 00:00
Buh
"You can see it Mahoraga, you can see my cursed technique!" π£οΈ π₯
Blue lean
Bean
wyd
kms
Kill yourself
kms
cool combo
notations?
Almost 20
Like the years in the can
Soulja boy!
I'll be blunt with you
a surprisingly modern expression for someone who spent the last 40 years in soviet prison
he should have said "i had a date with Rosy Palms" or some shit
windex
No way he'd know or care about a phrase like "beat my meat"
hardly the biggest oversight in the show's writing
Oh well, at least it's funny non-sense
@weary kindle check this video out
why dry has red name
why, boss?
Moderator
WHY!?
Dry has a gun
Go for it
Alice?
bruh
I forgot which meme was
famous last words
Aldo died?
he left on his own accord

Wake up>mop and sweep the house
take a shower, at the end dipshit opens up the fucking door or something.. as I am drying off
bruh
elicous
liquid plumber
its alex, what do u expect
Watch Untitled and millions of other BeamNG videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
im so cool and muscular and strong
Ah yeah Aldo went ballistic for this
why?
Because it's against furries which are a minority or some shit
And since his world is black and white...
""minority""

fuckin ell

Why do people use this emote as a hello
Itβs wrong and you are wrong and you should feel bad


no
FLOP IT IS NOT A HELLO EMOJI

Flompa
duty, ewww
Hello
Yeah this is made up or heβs a deer
Bro 2 adult men walking through woods
And you think itβs a squirrel
IKR
were you there?
remember that time he warned me for a meme that he thought was "offensive"?
good times
Not my first jackoff in the woods buddy
Send it again

its lost to the sands of time

Please just make me 10 and give me minecraft 1.0.0 on a rainy weekend night
ah fuck, youtube served me an old video of TKOR Grant 
Who
dude who did random experiment stuff
Those days are over.
Breach the door.
like Kipkay but more hiproduction i suppose
cope
Grant passed around like 2019 2020 from I think some form of cancer
dude was only like 35-40 π¦
It wasn't that loud
you call that loud?
I see how it is Falco
(jk)
that was barely peaking
turn your volume down ya doofus
you want LOUD?
i have loud
but shit is also mega cringe
break my fucking ears mate
Itβs 1:30 am
not that loud but ye
louder
WRONG!
No embed on iphone
skill issue
that was quieter than the metal pipe
Not by choice
And Iβm too cheap to throw it away
sell it to some chump
Itβs an old iPhone 7
agree
Hi shine
I have thermites in my bed frame
The battery life sucks tho
for life
???
?
cheese
cheese
You guys are just nato loot carriers and bloodsucker bait
Thermites or termites 
@slender rock what abt now?
rude
Termites
But i could make the second thing
Real
Never ask a freedomer how he gets to the swamps
We should make aluminum illegal
Aluminium*
You mean aluminium
Wrong but go off
aliuminium
Renegade can you let me know whenever Chernobyl no longer has hazardous radiation levels/no longer radioactive? Thank you
me
yes, ghost
just unban alice

Watch Untitled and millions of other BeamNG videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Bro im so goated
its only funny when its big oily masculine black men
dont know who alice is but from the description he sounds extremely based
haven't heard of them either
Don't you ever post this cringe again
Post it
y'all been warned
you already replied to it

shit, i can't find the video i once posted
involves "shitass", bad to the bone, and a skull toilet
hai bussy
welcome to xcom
xcom moment
I DONT WANNA HEAR IT MF
THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE
IM STILL IN EARLY GAME TOO
then dont play a game based on dicerolls
π«΅
aim better
overwatch at that range shouldnt miss
im abt to actually get mods to fix this shit
forget about any "never" or "always"
you will never guarantee hit anything
rely on abilities and precautions or go play csgo ig
overwatch at close range misses
panicked soldier bomb rushing enemy alien
hits for critical 5 damage

yes 5% of the time you miss 100% of the time
Attack someone point blank with a melee, roll a 1, end up getting brain damage by missing and hitting yourself
die
Every game has rng
also fuck whoever made those snake ppl have 8 hp
unfortunate
oh my god his gun is shooting bullets at me I'm going to kms 
only I get to exaggerate and complain
reinforcements dont stop
only I have that right
ILL KILL MYSELF
Last time I tried there was 16 and now theres 22 yo
this game HATES ME
yes yes could we get to the part where you kill yourself already
get on with it
haha very funny
WOTC or LWOTC ?
i dont got the DLCs
vanilla I bet
yerp
it's not dlc, it's mods
Vanilla Game
ez
car
rip
So I'm just seeing login attempts from uzbikestan 
khaytil cut it out
Lmao they are trying to steal my Roblox account
It has fucking 2 factor the gremlins
How does that happen
Did you do something?
No I'm guessing some website I used had a data leak
Interesting
most likely cause
Maybe try to trace that
Tashkent Tashkent
Uzbekistan πΊπΏ
The shit I actually care about has 2 factor
she's a hologram or something 
nah 0 loss
Attempted logins all got fucked over by 2 factor 
And I changed the passwords of shit I care about
makeout session with you gf interrupted by a work zoom call
I'm not inside
I'll name my first born after you if you supply me with juicy intel 
"Poo I smoke"
I once put a mosquito in hot wax and then let it dry and threw it on the concrete
I hate mosquitoes sm dawgπ
This is literally my current phone
I am accessing my email with this shit as we speak
who doesn't
You
I hate mosquitoes plenty, cause suffering to me and my mom
your dad is fine? 
he either stays at work most of the time or isn't bitten
but I don't think he gets bitten eitherway
or my sister
LIFEHACK: cover yourself in poison and bugs won't touch you
Btw do mods like add content or just difficulty
This technique works 9/10 times
It is effective
If anyone wants to beat your ass just start stripping
both 
How much content are we talking about and does it interfere with the story 
it depends on what mod you add 
mods in this game add literally so mutch content, and gameplay+ lore friendly content. very nice for replayability after playing like 200h to the vanilla game + DLC.
just play xpiratez at this point
Is there one that makes the games combat faster
Like the downtime when enemies 1st appear on screen and shit is huge
don't waste my time mod
Like the cutscenes and the random pauses between turns
Any other recommendations
I might just restart the whole story im doing cause well
The avatar shit is already halfway done and i had no idea wtf im doing
Thought the game was simple
Then engineers and scientists and a bunch of other shit piled on top and i was overwhelmed fast as shit by everything in the game
Then my zones started getting attacked and i started tweaking ngl
i have like 300mods
too hard to choose one, look the steam workshop.there is a lot of good stuff, from gameplay to difficulty management, to expansion mode like Long xar(way harder game btw
)
How do you run 300 mods 
Think im gonna install the harder game modes later and rn ill just focus on finishing the main story and getting some qol mods
yep the base game is fine if you never done it. way better to start moding after finishing somes run first
gamma
no
yes
better 
XCOM 2
turnbased game?
yep
I got myself familiarized with the basic mechanics
I just need to familiarize myself with how to fight all the enemy types
Like the mec aka robocop
I already fought the skin walker and he was easy
its only the start 
Harder shit coming in, don't worry 
@solar obsidian
Oh
@low atlas
I go sleep, goodnight peoples
generator blew
they deserved it
cuz they are our polish neighbors
and i didnt like them
how the FUCK do they blow up a gen
mainly cause they are polish
did it run out of durability or something?
cause they never fixed it
and the server goes on without them
lmfaoo
valve did a bot purge?
yeah
also nice clan name
im ready surrae
gonna restart until you get here
here
:3
How it feels to inherit Dad's flaming narcissism
Shalom brainfart
alo zoro
shalom aleichem
Hows things going today?
decent, might've landed a job at an IT company
Was just driving in a thunderstorm and my fucking epic technologically advanced car refused to turn on the windshield wipers
Turn it off and on again and they started working
The fucking car
And every dipshit had their hi beams on
bro holy shit modding ghost recon is so fucking complicated
also the whole modding community thought a update broke mods but actually the crashes were caused because you cannot load into the main menu with modded clothing
Nice, whatcha gonna be doing?
Bro I haven't heard this shit in so long
The list goes:
firewall management
SIEM
MDM
etc, they'll mainly let us work on refining rules with new clients to fit compliance regulations
oh we'll also be doing some windows server works aswell
it's gonna be a 3 month thing but I spoke to the supervisor and he seemed excited to experiment with new things on the next batch(aka me) so we'll see
it's not the greatest but honestly miles better than the only option I had which was data entry
Sounds solid, siem experience is always good. Employers love that shit
βEverything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.β
@low atlas
@final rose lol you can play the server ive been playing on if youw ant
He's boutta fucking show you
mercan
im not sure
its not in america
give ip i will check ping
its in the uk
IP: 176.57.174.56
Port 29100
is it recommended to use stream relay or no?
i will figure it out
kk
you can live with me if you join cause
we live in louie
youll have to get here yourself sadly
idk
alr i will ping you when i load
we are jere ntw
here btw
lower louie
these houses
so if you want you can go through north
or south checkpoint
and then i can supply you with guns and armor
live in a cool spot
like one of the pawn shops
since zombies cannot break down the shutters
so as long as none trace you via the back entrance when you enter/leave, then you're solid
hi chat
we use those as respawns
i have like 40 mosins in my house
cause of them
LOL
compression vs uncompressed
waste of storage and time

Probably always will be
:3
yeah but
hello frota
we do
so true

hi bestie

can you give me cords
sadly no Iβm in bed
And I have summer school tmmr
Tbh you can just log off and spawn where you left off and nothing will happen cause no one will get on
Causes I cannot
but you will play the same server later no?
dummy

Obviously
around 9:40-10 PM EST
tmmr
I suck at math
And trying to explain my hand writing
Is fuckjng terrible
i forgot how to do math
i have not thought about that shit in like months
same
Any of it
it looks like hieroglyphics
sleepy lil guy
yes it does I just write where I can fit it like so
I had to use like 3 notebooks
For my work
what's this basic polynomial
Algebra
i had to do that once too because i failed out of spanish one year
algeba
Iβm dumbed
literally me wtf
if my phone camera worked I'd show off my calculus 
@green schooner dont worry lil buddy, summer school is piss easy
Let me feel smart!!
Ik I only have 2 days left
they get substitutes or teachers that just dont care lol
LU factorization? fuck you factorization
math is fun and solid until you get to stuff you do not enjoy, that's pretty much it
Iβm enlisting
no more math minor
College nerds

well like;
1 very good, 1 very bad, 1 bad, 1 alright, 1 terrible for actual calculus courses
charon what branch
Army
(twink)
navy gae, coast guard twink
Title of the video is "This amazing open-world tactical shooter is just 5 dollars!" Omerator Wawski
you are a fa......ntastic person
oh this game
i saw this
its a huge scam
"beech forest" in italian
my father was a combat engineer in Iraq and I shall follow footsteps even though i might be a homosexual
tarkov-killer....TACTICAL.....
whats the male version of barracks bunny
thats gonna be u
nah but i'm actually liking the visuals of breakpoint
Idk
with the first person mod
no it wonβt
wait that shit is breakpoint?
ithought it was something else, nvm
ghost recon breakpoint?
yes
i thought i was looking at zaton for a second
Ghost recon breakpoint is fantastic
Why does this guy look like he's plotting to kill ohmlanda?




