#🎪bruh-fart
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Yeah
Hey the little fact a Lithunian man shared with me like 8 years ago is still true
My roommate is smoking weed
weed is for cringe people
True chads prefer cocaine
weed smokers are always the most insufferable people
True chads uses bromo-dragonfly
Only the young ones who make it their entire personality
9 times out of 10 they are also obviously addicted, but keep yapping that "oh its not addictive"
I would disagree
you mean those who tell you that they partake?
too bad
let him cook
while stoners may be annoying sometimes, they are usually not as degraded and aggressive like some alcoholics
or tweakers
I mean buzy would know
Man I was a bartender for 8 years and alcoholics are not nearly as bad as you think they are
saying "they arent as bad as alcoholics" means nothing when you realise that you are still saying they are somewhat comparable to them
Last week my mom drinked and drived
unashamed self-promotion?
It was fun
The real truly terrible alcoholics will not be a problem for you unless you happen to live with them
I cannot drink that much alcohol because of antidepressants
most stoners I know are orders of magnitude more chill than drinkers
Whereas young weed smokers are literally just walking talking amoebas made of THC
REAL
Oh god
thats because they are all depressed from living in russia
Some people came and started to kiss my roommate
sex?
people plural?
sex
what's going to happen to me
cummingtonite
yeah that's a plural sorry
Nah he’s an unfunny moron bro don’t interact with him trust me.
Oh no homogroup sex, sadly I don't like man with beard
So... your roommate is a fuckin' whore or your italian or something where kissing people as a greeting is the custom
Me gonna sleep
with your roommate?
twink lover
One hell of a fuckin' party
I'm gonna wear a virginity belt
no pun intended.
To protect myself
You mean to tell me druggies are annoying and retarded?
Dude.
This ain’t news.
so... just a normal belt? 
I love feminime people
How did you get banished this time fam
Wdym “this time”
Was I not talking to you like a week ago?
Bitch I am the brainfart exile

No I was here a week ago
And a week before that too
A month ago? I was here
you asked for it, it's not like some badge of honor 
Do mods just hate you? Are you a threat to their limited powers?
Or a chronic shitposter of the highest degree?
Yes I am the biggest threat to this server
some people earn their exile 
he is the litmus test for new people
Skill issue
Some people make one milf joke and a "homosexual sex with hats on" joke within the same hour in two different channels and "earn" an exile.
On two occasions I caused shitstorms in offtopic with single posts.
Still salty.
why not ligmus
morbius?
What's a ligmus 
who out there morbing
Mah dick
What were those two things
I don’t remember
I don’t care about the method, just the result
Some little BITCH wanted cried and wanted me exiled because of some gameplay opinions
Zaza got me speaking esperanto
I was going to learn that, then I watched william shatner's god awful movie in esperanto and threw that language in the trash
Oblivion drip
You must have amnesia
omg i thought it was the "your ears look funny" one
i had 0 clue it would say fucking "twi**er" 
You forgot that I'm him
Heading to the medieval rave
mt dew armor
american
Bussy no longer exist
@placid sail its over
Freebie
Elves are cringe but wood elves doubly so
Its now freebie
frussy
if the funny morrowind word is banned, that word also is
gonna get removed if any of the mods see it
The Dunmeri word for "Outlander" is banned?
as a tree im offended
yeah
because of the connotation
I got called the Morrowind word like last week since when is it banned?
What about the Dunmeri word for "Slave"?
Greece 
its supposed to be, but the mods arent omniscient
no ac
More like they pick and choose but whatevs
2acs?
Is this a alt reference?
Mods
someone quickly pick 2 or 1. Go
3
1
retard
thank you
but you don't have 1 AC
, you need a license for one
I was going to be the funny goofy and say "1.5"
im not british dumbass
Twink
mouth, shut
It's fine you can just find a mod saying it and sc
close enough 
A powerful tool to be sure.

bruh
you are closer to being british than i am
The twink talk in here is fucking constant guys what the hell
The cat posting is pretty bad
Blocked 
But it's a welcome change from talking about twinks.
im offended
I like cats but it's weird when people exclusively communicate that way
You awake the horde
but cats
I dont exclusively use them however
:3
It makes me uncomfortable when people mask whatever darkness they have in their heart by posting adorable kitties.
i will murder people
isn't your lie in april a really sad anime that ends with someone dying or something similar?
https://fxtwitter.com/PROMlNENCES/status/1809081239690674241
thats just a theory
a fillllm theory
you awakened a sad memory for me
thus I hate you with all of my being but yes
it was very sad
@final rose
@low atlas
@final rose
@low atlas
@final rose
@low atlas
?
You will not get me
hello surrae
how do you mean
uh
How instead of what i see.
you only got half right
any doom 2 turbo chads here?
You're confusing me profound

I have no idea how anyone plays elden ring without the wiki shit makes no fucking sense half the time
For quests yeah
like at least give me a journal or something that records interactions I've had with NPCs so that i know who the fuck I'm talking to when they become relevant again in 15 hours
You are just not chaddy enough
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we lost
is it joever?
Regular show casually having the biggest bangers
is a good show
Tried watching Adventure Time from the start and ehhhhh
Was it not time to adventure ?
Maybe you had to grow up with it
grew up with all
There was plenty of adventures
but they were almost entirely disconnected and I thought the show had like lore and stuff
maybe that comes later
lore comes later
Well it's a kids show
I grew up with old shows, they were the best 😔
adventure time grew with its audience
first episodes of AT are slow paced
Most cartoons pick up on their lore in the mid to late stages
such as steven universe
or regular show
Yeah because kids back then have a higher attention span than a goldfish
;d
I dropped it to just watch Futurama
first couple episodes are bangers, wdym 
What's that
I only picked up Adventure Time to have something to watch with Dinner now that we finished King of the Hill
Never heard about this Steven universe
shoutout to this one
Is it a universe where everyone is named Steven ?
Big banger
I might watch that abyss whatever anime
However we all know which show is the biggest banger
not with dinner
SHOUT OUT TO SCHNAPPI
Everything Genndy Tartarovsky made was a fucking certified banger
samurai jack where bro
Imagine carrying an entire network on your back for years
all of these are on HBO max
Single greatest thing to have ever existed
Even the Dexters Lab movie was good
shoutout to the scotish guy
that man could not miss
scotsman, hell yeah
Didn't the episode Jack and the blind archers get like mad awards and shit
I gotta be honest though
I'm only ever watching Steven for how Granite is built
I'm sorry
steven slopiverse
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4
just checked, no but it was still fucking epic
who did it
Samurai Jack Cinematography was impeccable
they fumbled with season 5 in my opinion
Tartakovsky is a master
Didn’t they retcon the ending in a game later?
The recent one?
yes
dear god why cant i save that
WOAH MAMA
I NEED IT
that too
the archers in the tower?
the whole final few parts of that season were just bad
yeah I have a false memory of reading it was nominated for an award
you're meaning to fucking tell me, that the guy who climbed up a mountain with no equipment with his bare hands and declared he wouldn't give up, suddenly fucking gives up cause boohoo my fucking waifu will die or something, what a shitty way to end the season
bruh
y u do dis
its fax
this dude never gave up never and then he just does for the stupidest of reason
word
huh
BAHAHAHA
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4
new brainfarter
Why te fuck am I a "Brainfart exile"
What did you post
Idk bruh
he posted a meme which josta didn't like
Some sort of meme apparantly
shitposting
I think
Womp Womp
rude
Ima just leave
I dunno dawg this channel is pretty good
ban
The shame is unberable
ban
Masteryapper
unban
I can fix her
Do you have a list of said memes
How is it a meme chanell without shitposting?
shittalking
no
Offtopic is literally the scariest channel to talk in
I don't go to offtopic
you're safer going offtopic in newbies chat
I'm a newbies chat person and a brainfarter
Newbies Chat is fuckin LIT AF
Is he sped?
no, that's how fast he is
Light sped
But it's a matter of time before I make another MILF joke in any channel other than this one and get permabanned
no balls
imagine having to go to reddit to troubleshoot your gamma install
Why? Are MILF jokes like an ongiong issue?
you'll get crucifed for mentioning GAMMA
redditors despise GAMMA like its the worst thing to exist
Apparantly so. Someone was talking about a Cougar getting added to some survival game. My response of "Mommy?" was apparantly too extreme.
Even though I thought it was fucking hilarious
Perhaps because of ongoing moderation issues
no people just really hate the game
Also god forbid you make a joke that's anything but completely heteronormative.
So no straight cougar jokes
they act like it takes 10 years to do anything and its difficult as fuck despite the fact I just got like adv tools on my 3rd playthrough and a medium helmet repaired like...day 3
was it in off-topic/newbies?
Why is brainfart all the way down here? I couldn't find it, that's why i posted in off-topic
Off topic.
bad server
normal. probably a mod was camping there to be mad about the slightest sexual joke
P!exile
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Insane behaviour. What necessitates that level of moderation? Is this meant to be completely PG-13?
nah, just tripping balls
Power tripping right?
Thank you, thank you, I just want to thank, jostabeere for being a prick
Yo in all seriousness why does big man grok let the powertripping continue
I dunno bro
📚 powertrip
[The rush] one gets when he or she is promoted to a very high and [authoritative] position in a [company's] corporate hierarchy and eventually becomes an asshole.
he doesnt, shit happens
Ah so power abuse
ye
Think of all the people who've posted a meme in the wrong channel and immediately left the server forever
Fuck man I had to keep my autism completely subdued to not leave in rage
Yeah, like go touch fucking grass instead of watching the FUCKING OFFTOPIC CHAT for offtopic stuff
if they immediately leave after that they will leave for other reasons anyways
I disagree
you should go smoke some fucking grass 
real
too bad
Touching it isn't enough, I need it to burn in my lungs
I can't be the only one who was uniquely salty about brainfart exiling for posting two jokes despite being someone who doesn't just constantly shitpost
Absolute gass
nvmd
whats so bad about being exiled, yall are talking like its an actual punishment
What, did you think it was sum else
anyone who leaves cus they get exiled for real is simply a manchild
Because I was actually talking about something relevant to the channel at the time
I've never been a victim of powertripping moderation in any other discord server. Imagine if Brainfart wasn't the fun channel it actually is?
being sent to the meme channel for a few days is powertripping? your ass has not been in enough discords bro
Peaky blind archers
haha I get it 
Maybe you're right. I'll be keeping it that way though.
I finished my music playlist 
i knew that if i was going to be in trouble for it, it would have been one of the offtopic mods
took them a little while though, i thought it was sorta safe after about 5-10 minutes of nothing happening
i meant to post the "your ears look weird" one, i didn't even see the slur part until after it was there
weseli has no warnings..
nah, that stuff wouldve been removed by any of the mods if they saw it
i thought they already saw it, just didn't do anything
I only got, 1 warning I think
weak
i have been told by reliable sources that i have 3 pages worth of infractions
I am a civilized man after all
qriminal has no warnings..
twink
bruh
THERE WE GO WITH THE FUCKING TWINK TALK AGAIN
⚠️ Warnings: flashgordon6614
@weary kindle @ <t:1720215433:f>
Don't let us see another one of those bad taste memes like the "twigger" one.
the only one
we only use it to make fun of flop
brunobratwurst has no warnings..
⚠️ Warnings: delight72
@scenic sable @ <t:1712598517:f>
Stop making edgy jokes. This time 'africa simulator'.
@heavy peak @ <t:1687697015:f>
You too, don't repost memes with slurs
!1984
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therealflopultrahd4k has no warnings..
I swear I had one
These quotes prove that Lord Garithos is a racist! I only included the racist quotes.
Im not uploading this to start a racism war, just thought the quotes was kinda funny.
"Never trust an ELF"
we humans need to stick together

i would fuck the everliving shit out of an elf
Same but only out of disrespect
i just specifically dislike elves who are all arrogant and "lol fuck humanity lmao im old", those are the not special ones
grab em by the ears
exactly
get assassinated elf
I like dark elves tho
thats twitch from league of legends
why are you posting league
u shall never escape the rat
Why would I do that? Skyrim is for the nords.
blah blah blah red mountain erupted displacing all the dunmer in a cruel twist of fate making them refugees and unwanted by people
as recompense for the slavery they used to partake in
no time to explain, go
lame as fuck no nuance
bro complains about lack of nuance and then says skyrim is for the nords
I reminded myself how much I fucking hate Skyrim
only side with nuance is the empire
redguards in whiterun
Morrowind was a good game
no
🙂
Morrowind was a good crackhead game
morrowind is a good game if you ignore every single issue it has
Imagine playing an RPG for the gripping combat
i prefer looking at the screen while my sword goes through is body and counts as a miss cus D&D
(Fr)
walter
Literally thought you were making an armored core reference
shouldve been the dwarf pretending to be gordon
what
microplastics? we old school in here, we got lead instead
as if you even need to choose 
i can already grill, i was taught by my dad, taking the elf
silly creature
gordon is already an established canon character
what if we kissed here
ive not read or watched it
People clicking either red or blue are shooting themselves in the foot live for all to see 
b b b but red is cooler than blue 
wrong
!sean
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You clearly don't understand how people commonly refer to colours, red is seen as hot and blue is seen as cold 🤓
facts and logic wins again 
Looks like someone did a little diggin eh? 
Found the Easter egg and everything
me after i finish jorking my peanits
hello
do we consider this unity
I go sleep, goodnight peoples
gn
accidently deleted someone's message of something, sorry
well shit
that's sad
nah its no bigee, I'm not that mad it ended it was a kinda boring run
I wanted to migrate to a new base because mine was mind numbingly boring
tbh the hardest part of westpoint runs is that you have to try and not to get bored since theres like 3 actually fun places to make your base in
how many hours you have in the game?
260
fair enough, game got easy quickly for me so I run increasingly hard settings in sandbox
and mods spice it up
in terms of engagement?
I mean i dont think its that bad, its a make your own fun kind of game like kenshi
but could be better for sure
yeah sure but like content wise vanilla its pretty dry
cant wait for next update 
first valve now indie stone
i love touching grass
you hear that @low atlas
im glad you do
Zomboid is better with friends
Like all games
I play it with my little brother
i can stare at grass growing with friends and it will be fun
is it bad ? i loved the first one
Yeah it needs work
But the change to 3d is so much better
the first game's 2d really fucked with me
Hello
hey there
lmao i did a longtime travel job with a bandit as a merc
i always wanted the gun he was using though so i made sure i got all of the team members to die with bad commands
and after completed the job for him i shot him alone and took the gun
real merc shit
Hey gang
I'm free
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So true bestie
How do you miss that badly vro
short career 
@glad carbon Heyyy...
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hi shrimp
look at this clip
They are lobotomized
Type mfs
Freaky ash
what context do you need? Join the army to spend time with sweaty men in cramped conditions and your holes gonna be streched
what if instead of the marine corps it was called the marine freaks and they would stretch you
What if instead of air force it was called freak force and instead of shooting missiles they shot spunk
😭
Uh…
One of these is already true
You could just… report

Do it
Reporting aint enough I want him dead 💀
I was at a diddy party and it wasnt even that bad
So true bestie
no party like a diddy party word is bond
Is that kendrick lamr
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This would end up on ig reels if it was real
I beg I will delete myself from existence
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @placid sail
Warned bagel707 for: Absolutely disgusting, don't post that kind of crap ever again or i will throw you into that same toilet and flush you out of the server.
Warning: 1
Silver
Stfu
You got exiled twice this week
could you believe it?
this is like my third time
so eight days
back to back to back
Aye
Imma call the police, to get the discord account banned again 
its all josh he doesnt personally like me so he keeps kicking me
After reviewing my elden ring playtime I realized I fell asleep for 3 hours
i posted a reaction gif like a normal person
Is what it is
and he muted ke for spamming
Spammed*
Dawg my bass wasnt working for some reason so I tweaked sum settings
And I was on max volume
So I just got jumpscared by mf bass 😭
there was no spamming
Swear all you want
But history don't lie
What history
Post the message history
this is so misleading
these were all so spaced out during a long conversation
you cant just take every gif i ever posted
In the same time frame
no they are not
All this dude posts is gifs
Look at my wrist
you’re taking ever gif i ever posted
bro im not
Bro there is so many in 1 minutes intervals
oh my goodness

@trim shell was the one talking to me he knows
it was literally a normal conversation
P!avatar 1014246005367111781
Thats some good shit
*and then he would mute me
literally
any gif i posted he mutes me
Deff didn't see spamming tbh
but when others do it ita fine
There is a difference between a normal convo, and spamming gifs in newbies chat
he was literally right there
Saul is right here
look at my lawyer dawg im getting freed

Look at my lawyer dawg i'm getting the death sentence 😭
lmao gifs in a channel where you aren't supposed to post reaction images
What the fuck did you think was gonna happen
i can watch that channel for 4 seconds and someone will
@prisma quiver hi vro
why dont we mute everyone
you should play overgrowth
I've played it

Bro would jump off a bridge if other people started doing it
rabbit killer simulator
frotter
Now to wait for ragnarok to be released on pc
God of war?
Y
Sony is actually porting it?
You mean Dad of Boy
2018 gow is on sale
Just finished the story
I lowkey forgot gow was even on pc
Nvm.
ah yes racism
is there an inferiority
ghouls have no noses
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racism in fallout?
only in fallout new vegas
clearly
Idk new vegas fans seem to be the most outspoken weird ones
sunny smiles mods 
what makes you say its the worst game
according to falco that wouldnt be spam
so you have no justification
according to falco many things are not things that they are
according to my dick
your face
Of course of course 
It's pretty overhyped and the diehard fans ( esp legion ones) just leave a bad taste
Plus I liked the other games more
the game has bad sides
and good sides
i don't count fans in
True
the legion is funny, and so they are my favorite faction
There's still good parts of nv
best writing in the 3d fallouts imo
i strive to choose the absolute worst faction to side with in any game
but its fun
True...
good
modding capabilities
great
hopefully a mod will release one day to fix fallout 4s story issues
and actually make the game good
my gripe with it was the beginning kinda sucked
hard to keep playing when the intro is ass
fallout 3 forcing you to be a fucking baby
I leave Preston and his tagalongs in the museum after taking the bobblehead and power armor.
only right decision
Both are retardedly agile, weapon experts, kill incomprehensible monsters and militants, have amazing hairlines, god-tier knife skills...
hairlines what?
one of them is more homosexual than the other
streloks hairline mog 
this isnt even question
they would kiss
Strelok could do what leon does, leon couldnt do what strelok does
Alex, that is the most intelligent thing I've ever seen you say.
strelok taught himself leon used US military training
Strelok solo’d field of monolith
strelok has like no 1 liners tho
Leon couldnt even survive in the zone
ive never really understood why the hate for the brotherhood in 4, they basically became what the brotherhood is, while still keeping some traits of the east coast brotherhood
Very true...
he does
I object to this
yes he would
i want the zone to disappear hardest line in the game by far
because people wanted a good guy arc for brotherhood i guess
People are like “but they made the Brotherhood evil” like the Brotherhood in the original Fallout didn’t send outsiders wanting to join them to a radioactive deathtrap filled with military robots as a “test.”
(only one)
We will see in STALKER 2 where we play as Leon from Resident Evil 4
like ?
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i think the only one liners he's said were in the wish granter endings
based and mogs
that's the hardest line because there is no lines in the game
exactly
What about Strelok's written dialog?
part of me hopes they keep the main character in s2 mute
mute characters are still s tier
you've been........stalked
HAHHAHAH
no hes gonna be a marvel type character
and then he stalked all over the place
he will quip after everything
"Slayyyy" he said whilst travelling with the Duty soldier
skif after being saved "oof, thanks oomfie~~~, not sure i wouldve managed without youuuuuu~"
you're telling me... we're meant to go to the heart of 'chornobyl'?
ahhhahaha
"Way to go oomf" Said Skif after traversing the anomaly zone
skiffed all over
Ashley will be the random bandit he pays as a companion
I'm gonna skiff
and then he goes to the trader to buy some estrogen and kiss the soldiers
"the heart of chornobyl? i'd prefer to go to the heart of macdonalds thanks"
"no thanks bro" after he yeets a grenade back at the mono
someone mod this
Even fucking looks like it lmao
someone mod in leon voicelines for all of skif
someone could do it for gamma
"I've had my fill with you guys"
its literally him
7 rubles. 7 rubles is all I can give you.
bloodsucker as stalker enemy
"strelok you're small time"
Strelok doesnt look like a goth meth head, this fan art is awful
who is this guy
its not strelok
its supposed to be skif i think
It's not Strelok.
who is this guy?
does gsc make this skif?
we don't know
oh
Weird that they put the stalker tattoo on him in that art, though. We never see his arms?
its skif after he turns full monolith
that's not skif it's a guy talking to him
It's S.T.A.L.K.E.R idiot
yeah tbh
they put a twink in stalker its over
hurr durr
liberals have taken over GSC
june skin coming soon
they'll make skif a bottom
skif peanut butter
second mission in the game is to kiss boys
stalker 2 monotization is so awful
and go to a pride festival
you guys pay for campfire shit
i cant wait until when skif and strelok fight, skifs gonna be like "Strelok, give me the Yamato" and streloks gonna say "If you want it, then you'll have to take it, but you already knew that" as he gets out of his plastic chair
lmao at stalker 2
I AM THE EMISSION THAT'S APPROACHING
standing here
i realize
"Lets dance!"
HARD VOICELINE
said Strelok
skif doing a silly dance in the cnpp after getting a new hat
pulling out his AK74-U
so true
SHOW ME A GOOD TIME SKIF
@GSC write this shit down
They have to cameo strelok
they have to
I can't imagine him not being there
"Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs Skif!"
Stalker without strelok is like half life without gordon freeman
my heart will break if strelok is a dead body easter egg like Ghost in SoC @upper shore
Aw yeah strelok I’ll show you a good time as yeah I’m stroking my shit right now
They gotta at LEAST acknowledge his existence
Or Gordon Freeman for that matter lmao
i will cry
my tears
i mean wasn't strelok part of the sirca or something similiar ?
Uh oh Asian name typing
CIRCAA
we got alot of office scenes in S2
from trailer
Yeah Strelok's supposed to be an egghead now
"got a fireball you know" strelok says, "yeah, probably from some cushy trader" responds skif, "TRY UNIVERSITY OF PRIPYAT, COULDA GONE PRO IF I DIDNT JOIN DEGTYAREV"
well he always was
We'll probably see him in the lab
tbh
Well, true
strelok was always a scientist yeah
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Eat my ass
But he's full egghead now, with a labcoat and everythang probably
ty i lost this one
Maybe they make a roadside picnic inspired strelok
rea;
CoP ending says he's like the head of the research institute or an advisor or some shit like that
yeah
Tbh I wish stalker was more like roadside
gutalin in s2 or death
fuck shooting bandits and whatever the fuck let my homies die to a silver web
roadside is already alike
i cried
they wrote reds grieving so well
stalker 2 ending will involve strelok and skif realising, maybe the heart of chornobyl was the friends they made along the way, as they kiss
yeah I have the book and I keep rereading it every year
kiril death was grim
it took me two reads to realize their child was an actual monkey btw
Don't ask me how
yeah genetic freak
Even as a rooty tooty point n shooty vidya game, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has its moments of book-like tragedy and awe
its actually super sad
rip guta
poor wife
it would be cool to have a monkey daughter tho
it maybe time to read it again once I'm on my plane
I wish STALKER took some from the movie, instead of glorified landmines for anomalies
Ha, they're even called landmines in the files
But yeah, more just fucking weird/paranormal anomalies and unexplainable things would be cool
Super hot take you would only understand if watched movie but Tarkovsky’s anomalies are more like SCP anomalies then STALKER ones
its not GSCs fault, they were making a GAME
tbh I'd kill to have a military controlled zone and everyone else is illegal have to slip through the cracks
but SCP anomalies are slightly anomalous
ex: running through the same door over and over
imagine if STALKER had real paranormal things like that
it'd be sick but only for the first time
control has shit like that and it's cool af
HAHAHA
And it'd be hard to dynamically implement
I had an idea (that I will never execute because not only am I not pro enough, but FUCK trying to do this in X-Ray) where spatial anomalies actually would trap you in a complete alternate dimension, like the Silent Hill otherworld, and you'd have to do a mini-campaign to escape and return to reality. I know for most it'd just be a matter of loading a save if you weren't down to do some space anomaly bullshit, but if you were committed to a 1-life no save run, it'd be quite an experience.
Yeah like the pocket dimension in SCP
STALKER as a universe and game has so much potential
Could be extra cool if the otherworld dimension had its own super rare artefacts
there's already the spacial anomaly mod give that a try if you haven't
Maybe even the Compass itself? Or that could be the key to leave?
I think the game needs just...a lot less out there anomalies, like simple things that confuse you or distort reality briefly
not a landmine




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