🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

get hair on your balls

how about that

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-cat-blinking-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-blinking-gif-27202865

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-23945636

[glad carbon]

why you love my balls so much silver

[upper shore]

Jesse we need to add hair to Frota's balls

[upper shore]

Learn to take a compliment, jeez

[arctic grove]

Why are you talking about a pair of hairy or smooth balls?

[upper shore]

Because our balls are free. But not like, too free, cause then you get testicular torsion

[arctic grove]

Ive actually had that happen before

[deep topaz]

what are you yappin about losing

[arctic grove]

Awful.

[pastel quartz]

this game should have a crash save

[pastel quartz]

where when u crash it saves ur game

fuck

dumbasses

[deep topaz]

what happened

[pastel quartz]

this

[arctic grove]

Torsion legit feels like your balls are in a vice, and the nausea is just like being kicked in the balls, but it keeps getting worse and worse, like a overflowing bottle

[glad carbon]

ball freak

[deep topaz]

well yeah but what did you lose

or was it just random crash

[glad carbon]

his gae renegade lover

[exotic sentinel]

it should, it doesn't always though

[upper shore]

you know it~

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-deprived-sleepy-gif-12376265

[pastel quartz]

random crash right after i killed a shitton of renegades and had all the loot i wanted

fucking RICH

[low atlas]

Did you get to see your testicles?

[exotic sentinel]

what if instead of freedom it was called freaky?

[winged chasm]

He also spoke Vegeta in DBZ

[pastel quartz]

i was so careful trying not to die literally walking on ice playing like SEAL time 6

[upper shore]

free dominants

[pastel quartz]

but nope,,,,, game crash

[arctic grove]

Nah, they knocked me out for the surgery

[low atlas]

I was a preteen and they stitched my balls together with no pain meds

[pastel quartz]

im gonna do it again man

[arctic grove]

some days when its really cold, i can still feel the stitches where they sewn my balls to the side of the scrote

[pastel quartz]

ill do it again

[low atlas]

Those things hanged

[exotic sentinel]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/struggle-sisyphus-gif-4952086791107433131

[exotic sentinel]

your stories of ball surgeries

[low atlas]

Yeah I had to take all my stitches out

[exotic sentinel]

I have a factoid of my own related to this matter

[upper shore]

I smashed my dick and even that sounds like wimp shit in comparison to all this ball surgery talk. I knew a guy who literally got it (his balls) ripped open because of an exposed nail on a slide... yeah.

[arctic grove]

Did you enjoy the scrote sticker they put on you?

That fucking sucked taking off

[exotic sentinel]

hypospadia gang where are you

[upper shore]

Dude what

[low atlas]

yeah that shit was awful

My mom had to pull it off

I was like 7

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-facepalm-gif-22724865

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-i'm-pretty-jealous-summer-rick-and-morty-i'm-so-jealous-i'm-feeling-insecure-gif-7049838711653319811

[arctic grove]

After surgery, they apply a large plastic film to the surgery site so your scrotum doesnt rip open

[exotic sentinel]

ball fondlers

[upper shore]

Ohhh

That's sorta what they did to my, er, service weapon when I smashed it

But it was a cup

Thing

Thank god I didn't need a catheder that woulda sucked balls (no pun intended)

[arctic grove]

im hoping i go through a very large chunk of life without a catheder

[upper shore]

Yup

[exotic sentinel]

unfortunato

I watched a catheder get put in once

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/no-thanks-resident-evil4-leon-gif-18406020

[exotic sentinel]

only time I've felt faint while observing a medical procedure

[low atlas]

Oh also

[arctic grove]

LOOOONG needle

[low atlas]

When they stitched my balls together

They had to strap me to the bed

To stop flinching so much

[upper shore]

femur breaker . mp3

[low atlas]

I think I woke the entire hospital up

[pale ingot]

hmm yes today i will survive the blood moon

[arctic grove]

dude where the fuck did they do this where they didnt put you under

[pale ingot]

zombie cop:

[low atlas]

i was 7

[arctic grove]

can 7 year olds not be put under?

[low atlas]

only assumption I can think of

But it was my balls hanging out so I don't think they had time

[exotic sentinel]

[low atlas]

There's....a surprising amount of blood in there

[upper shore]

Good god this chat is fucked

[low atlas]

and it was wide open it wasn't just a rip

[arctic grove]

cause when this happened, Doc GRABBED my balls, twisted them to see if that helped, and when it did, he knew it was a torsion

Afterwards they put me under, and that was that

[low atlas]

Yeah nah it was active bleeding for me so

I think that's why they didn't

[arctic grove]

Jesus dude

You must of been pretty late in finding it

[upper shore]

Why did I do this, this is my fault. Why did I have to mention testicular torsion and cock/ball torture.

[low atlas]

i can still see the mark where it happened 17-18 years later

Finding what?

[arctic grove]

The torsion

[low atlas]

no no

I had my BALLS ripped open

I didn't have torsion

[arctic grove]

Oh lmao

[exotic sentinel]

if it helps, hypospadia is a misaligned uretha

[arctic grove]

i thought you had a torsion

I was wondering why your balls were out

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/waffle-co-gif-26011472

[low atlas]

No but when I was a kid and I got to see my testicles I gave them a bit of a spin

So maybe I contributed to it

[glad carbon]

[exotic sentinel]

what

[exotic sentinel]

what do you mean by that

[glad carbon]

"got to see"

[arctic grove]

probably just that

[exotic sentinel]

^^^

[glad carbon]

what does that mean

[exotic sentinel]

what does that mean

[low atlas]

I had my balls ripped open

[arctic grove]

Let him mess with it to lessen the fuckin trauma

[exotic sentinel]

like a twinkie wrapper?

[low atlas]

Kinda yeah

[arctic grove]

Learning experiences are better than just going "DONT TOUCH YOUR EXPOSED BALLS"

[low atlas]

It hung off a bed frame corner

[arctic grove]

Ughhh...

[low atlas]

Tmi tmi

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/house-dr-gif-18478738

[low atlas]

Maybe

[exotic sentinel]

me chopping off surrae's balls

[arctic grove]

Thats fucking awful dude

[low atlas]

yeah lmfao

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-of-fear-simon-henriksson-simon-cof-gif-7739664214254321207

[low atlas]

I felt time fucking stop

[upper shore]

noooooo

[low atlas]

When it ripped open

[exotic sentinel]

in I think, grade 1, I stepped on a nail in the playground and that thing almost went through my entire foot

[low atlas]

Oughhh

[low atlas]

It is but it's funny looking back on it

To think

Only a few cm

And I would've lost my dick

I may have killed myself by 8

[upper shore]

Okay that is kind of funny-

god damn I need to up my typing speed

[exotic sentinel]

@low atlas this you?

[arctic grove]

Imagine being your parrents, finding you dead at 7

[upper shore]

This shit is not gonna look good in discord court

[arctic grove]

Just dick and balls gone

Why is that? Hes telling us about his traumatic experience?

[upper shore]

"no balls you won't"

[low atlas]

Balls don't hang as low as you think surprisingly

[glad carbon]

no balls

[low atlas]

sadly

[upper shore]

old men:

[exotic sentinel]

yours or in general?

[low atlas]

General

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-spin-spinning-cat-record-cat-record-gif-27030028

[low atlas]

i wouldn't tell you about my balls

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-gif-26567122

[low atlas]

This was me

[low atlas]

also me

[low atlas]

i had so many injuries as a kid it's unreal

i remember a metal swing slamming full speed into my forehead

everything went vignette and then I saw the blood pouring off my forehead, then I passed out on the ground only to wake up 10 hours later in a hospital bed with the doctor just finishing up my stitches

[exotic sentinel]

once I was singing with my old elementary school choir in a fancy hall and I tripped in my shoes and popped my ankle out of place right before we all went up

and another goofy injury of mine was I fell backwards and cut my ear open on a round cornered desk

no idea how

[deep topaz]

also, for that person who was saying that crash saves should be a thing

[low atlas]

how

[exotic sentinel]

it baffles me to this day

[low atlas]

Wtf

[exotic sentinel]

I've got a little scar on my left earlobe from it

[deep topaz]

this is in the modded EXE settings

[low atlas]

Jesus how bad was the rip?

Like skin no longer making contact type shit?

[exotic sentinel]

for my ear?

it didn't go through

[low atlas]

Yeah

[exotic sentinel]

it didn't really hurt from what I recall, it just bled alot

I didn't even know it was cut until someone pointed it out

[low atlas]

yeah it's surprising how much your ear bleeds

[exotic sentinel]

I did have a bad fall off my bike once

[low atlas]

Bike injuries are awesome

[exotic sentinel]

I was biking with my brother and accidentally hit my front instead of rear brakes

I genuinely went flying over him and landed on my head

[low atlas]

Phahahaha

[exotic sentinel]

I was fine, just shaken up but he was amazed

[low atlas]

Fucking hell

Surprised you didn't get run over

[exotic sentinel]

nah we were in a clearing

[low atlas]

That's insane though

[exotic sentinel]

it was a little section of a ravine we were in and I had a lot of speed from the decline into the clearing lol

[low atlas]

alyop

[exotic sentinel]

that is why you feather when braking

also why you don't use front brakes (when going fast or downhill)

[low atlas]

It's hard as fuck going uphill man

Genuinely fight for my fuckin life

[exotic sentinel]

it's a slow battle

slow and steady wins the uphill race

[low atlas]

my thighs are not built for this

i had to go up a pretty steep hill

everyday for uni

I'd get into class sweating like a retard

Cus my entire uni is on a hill

The downhill glide into main traffic is a vibe though

[exotic sentinel]

luckily if I were to bike to my classes there's a bridge at the same level as the university

so the river valley wouldn't be that large of an issue

[low atlas]

Sounds pretty

[crimson flame]

back then when i was unfit af i tried to climb hills with my roadbike, ended up passing out for 5s after reaching the top lol

[low atlas]

I'm decent with cardio but

Man I'm under prepared to put in so much effort

With every pedal

[exotic sentinel]

biking usually takes a bit to break in sort of

atleast in my experience

[low atlas]

Biking is fine for me, i love it

But uphill/downhill?

I don't fuck with that

[exotic sentinel]

my usual route is a long downhill and then a long uphill back

mainly because the nice route is all down in the river valley

and then I have to loop around somehow

[low atlas]

i enjoy just light pedalling on a straight road, it's cozy, goes through a park, then I get to go downhill into my apartment block

Too bad I can't walk anymore

not comfortably anyway

[exotic sentinel]

your balls hang too low

[low atlas]

Yeah :/

[crimson flame]

wtf

bcs of all the cycling?

[low atlas]

no no

I have a foot injury

[crimson flame]

oh damn

[low atlas]

Constant bleeding when I apply pressure

i fucked up my carpet yesterday

[crimson flame]

that sounds really bad

whats the condition?

[low atlas]

ingrown nail

[crimson flame]

ah shit

[low atlas]

Second time, first time they removed it it was just one side

Now it's both sides

So I usually walk on my heel

[crimson flame]

[low atlas]

Should be handled soon enough though

[exotic sentinel]

I get them all the time

annoying but satisfying

I'd had a plantar's wart for like 5-7 years finally go away the other month

was great

every time I had it treated via various means it always returned shortly after

but it's been probably 2 months and nothing

well I hope nothing

[remote vine]

new timezone

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Sidekick

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/KD698qy1Po.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5y6LqDWgeW.jpg

[exotic sentinel]

I think there are atleast 20 dead canaries that would make the bot think differently

[minor cypress]

Ask if doc is willing to remove the nail. Wife had constant bad ingrown tonails. Doc numbed her toe, cut both edges out and applied some meds to kill the nail bed on the edges. No more ingrown nails

[exotic sentinel]

p!pizza

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

dude fr just like start mining diamonds and get filthy fucking rich

[minor cypress]

20 min adventure and a few days of recovery. You can hardly tell looking at it. Its terrifying how deep your nails actually grow. Outside edge looked like a small bit of toe. Doc pulls out almost 2 inches of toenail

[pale ingot]

shit sucks, get well soon nerd. fuck ingrown nails

had one for like 4 years before i got my that shit fixed

[low atlas]

Yep that's the plan, i wanted to do it in this country but they're doing straight daylight robbery to remove it

[exotic sentinel]

did you know that the riff in this song is from a cover of space oddity by dave matthews in a DUNE album of his?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1j7IX5epMk

crazy

go to 2:00

[pale ingot]

didnt even realize i developed a fucking separate way of walking in order for my nail to not hurt like a bitch until after i got it removed

[low atlas]

300 USD to be exact to just remove it, not even nuke the nail bed

[low atlas]

Yep same

[exotic sentinel]

it's odd, I tend to walk on my toes/ball of my feet but when my plantar's wart was really bad or it was a wound, then I'd walk on the edge/blade

[pale ingot]

exactly

[molten meteor]

bad cop at the final half of entropy zero 2

[pale ingot]

i was like walking on my heel and the edge of my shit mostly keeping my toes elevated

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-mf-punch-in-the-face-abiotic-factor-gif-13471462647544941521

[pale ingot]

you make me wanna play abiotic factor more with every jif you post but i dont know if it'll be fun even

[delicate trench]

hamn and cheese

[pale ingot]

by myself i mean

[delicate trench]

"jif"

the fuck is that

[exotic sentinel]

peanut butter

[pale ingot]

peanits butter

[delicate trench]

thats what i thought too

[exotic sentinel]

straight up buttering my peanuts and by peanuts I mean my penis

[pale ingot]

but i have been grinding 7d2d solo and that has been fun, especially base building and the like

[minor cypress]

That is fucking criminal, jesus. Our insurance didn't even blink at paying

[exotic sentinel]

you're also sherogath

[inland torrent]

This guy is like

SHIT

it doesnt

work

on PC

dang

[pale ingot]

At the kitchen. Straight up "Buttering It". And by "It". Haha. Well. Let's justr say. My peanits

[exotic sentinel]

is it a funny gif or something?

[inland torrent]

its a telegram video I forgot

[exotic sentinel]

let me grab one

[inland torrent]

Telegram videos dont transfer on PCs you can only see it on phone

[delicate trench]

average stalker gamma discord lurker

[pale ingot]

is abiotic factor any good solo in your opinion @exotic sentinel im really considering buying it

plus im relatively blind to it

dont know that much i feel

[delicate trench]

jif

[exotic sentinel]

singleplayer's been fun but I definitely prefer playing with my friend

by yourself there's 0 downtime

[pale ingot]

no shit, any game's better multiplayer

[exotic sentinel]

the difficulty does scale

[exotic sentinel]

the game's designed to be co-op

in project zomboid you can definitely play by yourself but splitting duties and specializing makes it more fun and managable

[pale ingot]

and that's why im unsure about playing it solo

but i also dont have anyone that would be willing to buy it and play w/ me

[pale ingot]

peanut butrr.

[delicate trench]

why are you called ham

where did that come from

what did they do to you?

[pale ingot]

it started as a joke with an old friend group on tf2 where the plan was we'd change our profiles to ham and profile pic to the exact image i have as my pfp

i never changed bac

thats the ham lore

[delicate trench]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-spy-sfm-tf2-horror-gif-5435365262144577681

[exotic sentinel]

ham

https://tenor.com/view/emesis-blue-tf2-emesis-blue-tf2-soldier-tf2-gif-4220869431609797068

[delicate trench]

do you miss them?

i miss them for you

[pale ingot]

i don't even remember any of them

[delicate trench]

im sorry

im sorry that you dont remember where you came from

that things had to be this way

that ham is your life now

[pale ingot]

you're like the equivalent of a white woman getting offended on behalf of a black guy once she hears about slavery

[delicate trench]

i am that white woman

im your white woman

[delicate trench]

and im sorry that you were hammed like this

[delicate trench]

they couldnt even smoke you

didnt even cure you 😢

[glad carbon]

guys we're so back

[delicate trench]

just raw ham straight from the Sows ass

[glad carbon]

went down stairs and someone had made ribs

[delicate trench]

@toxic sundial you arent slick stop hiding

[pastel quartz]

this game gets on my fucking nerves

why does different saves make people sell different shit

i want my 2mod part you retarded ass mechanic

where did it go

[glad carbon]

@pale ingot

[exotic sentinel]

please do not turn me into a hamster noble wizard ham

[glad carbon]

ham is very gae

[exotic sentinel]

biseesuall

[glad carbon]

bee sexual

[exotic sentinel]

homoseecuall

[delicate trench]

scripture

[exotic sentinel]

martin luther wrote that

[delicate trench]

tell us more ocean man

[delicate trench]

they never said thet in the history books

no ones suppoused to know that

[pale ingot]

❌

[exotic sentinel]

it's not history the catholics would want you to know

[delicate trench]

ham

pay attention

you might just learn something

[exotic sentinel]

here is some proof

the norwegian flag has a cross

the nordic cross is symbolic of christianity, the denomination of the nordics historically was lutheranism

named after martin luther

and what does biden say in the clip that proves his norwegian-ness?

"I'm gae"

the catholics do not want you to know this

[delicate trench]

bro

i dont even know what to say

i need to take this all in for a second

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-artillery-helldivers-2-helldivers-missiles-gif-16244640406742692138

island

[pale ingot]

he's for that

[exotic sentinel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nukE7WZc6w

[pastel quartz]

the military is fucking cracked bro

god tier flanks and aim

with grenade spam like its og cs

[pale ingot]

gitgud

[pastel quartz]

literally impossible to kill all military vets alone

[pastel quartz]

how about you harm yourself

you retarded ass reddit bot

[pale ingot]

how about you choke on my fat nuts

[pastel quartz]

"git gud git gud"

"git gud"]

stupid ass parrot

all you say

[pale ingot]

i only said it once

[pastel quartz]

you are so lucky its on the gamma server so i cant say slurs

[pale ingot]

youre the one yapping like a broken record

[pastel quartz]

can you stfu

nobody wants to hear ur gpt responses

[river robin]

Are you too retarded to say “kill yourself”?
Take your own advice dude.
Fuckin loser.

[pastel quartz]

go ride ur boyfriend harder

[pastel quartz]

you two are the same ai

swear to god

[pale ingot]

i think you have some anger issues buddy

[pastel quartz]

cant be real people

[pale ingot]

you might wanna talk to a therapist

[pastel quartz]

nobody has anger issues

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-gif-26322488

[pastel quartz]

im getting angry at bots rn

i refuse to believe u guys are real

[pastel quartz]

go post on reddit

dumbfucks

[pale ingot]

shut the fuck up before i start eating the wiring in your device

[river robin]

The hat on your pfp describes you well

[pastel quartz]

"git gud!" hehe "git gud"

"skill issue"

[pastel quartz]

"pfp checks out!"

annoying as FUCK

hop of my COCK

[river robin]

Skill issue

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-lol-lmao-rofl-gif-16433990

[river robin]

Off*

[pale ingot]

Noob! @pastel quartz

[river robin]

Retard having a breakdown in brainfart

[pastel quartz]

can you stop replying to me

nobody is having a breakdown

you all act the exact same

why are you alive?

[river robin]

No

[pastel quartz]

what are you hear for?

[river robin]

Here*

[pastel quartz]

your a waste of oxygen

[pale ingot]

here*

[river robin]

Youre*

Moron can’t spell

Moron failed English

[pale ingot]

Lol!!

[river robin]

Moron has the English skills of a toddler. I pity the retarded.

[pastel quartz]

HOLY SHIR

[pale ingot]

SHIT*

[pastel quartz]

GET ME OUT OF UR HEAD

[river robin]

I truly do

[pastel quartz]

RENT FREE

[river robin]

I truly pity those who are mentally ill

[pastel quartz]

boo hoo

"i truly pity"

holy shit

[river robin]

Such a shame they’re irredeemable

[pastel quartz]

ive never meant more pretenious fucks maybe ever

i can 100% tell you were shoved into lockers as a kid

[pale ingot]

this guy must not know that im a sigma...

[river robin]

A sure sign you should kill yourself

Just a recommendation

[pastel quartz]

your mother should've aborted you

[river robin]

Your mother should’ve swallowed you

[pale ingot]

@pastel quartz make sure to wash your balls today

[exotic sentinel]

how I am staring at this chat right now

[pastel quartz]

you would've been worth more as calories for your whore mouths body then to be who you are right now

what are you here for?

to worship me?

kill yourself

so we can all breathe

in this blue trapped bubble

[pale ingot]

is bro pulling a ltg speech

[river robin]

Nuh uh you can’t quote him.

You’re the clown here

[pale ingot]

@pastel quartz

[river robin]

I’m here to watch you suck MY dick, and answer MY low effort responses.

Keep going

I’m waiting

[tidal trellis]

I see brainfart being it's usual self

[river robin]

I’m still waiting

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-smoking-gif-23151077

[river robin]

Come on bro what’s taking so long

[midnight cloud]

This poor twink has already lost hes got an anime pfp pic

[pale ingot]

Essaying

[river robin]

Fucking useless

[pastel quartz]

you good?

nobody is doing anything

[pale ingot]

Blah Blah Blah . . .

[pastel quartz]

you and all your boyfriends are fighting yourselves

i get bored talking to hivemind ass ai

[river robin]

Yes keep going

Keep going

[pastel quartz]

woah

[river robin]

Finish what you were typing dude

Keep going

[deep topaz]

don't feed the asshole

[pastel quartz]

hop off my dick

[tidal trellis]

They WERE right, ryry is the brainfart filter, now I've seen it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/knut-typing-gif-19884429

[river robin]

What dick?

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/zentreya-gaming-vtuber-vshojo-gif-8945351405650565396

[pastel quartz]

ok

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-deprived-sleepy-gif-12376265

[river robin]

Bro you’re like a piss stain on a public bathroom floor. You’re there and inconsequential. You should be grateful I’m giving you purpose dude.
Now keep going.

[pastel quartz]

ok

[river robin]

Nothing else to say?

[pale ingot]

broke his will

[river robin]

Give tards what they want, attention, and yet they simply can’t handle it.
Can’t win with retards.

[tidal trellis]

He wants to play a game

[pale ingot]

he's actually been jacking off this whole time and he's currently climaxing because of all the attention

[river robin]

Real

[exotic sentinel]

oh good heavens I'm about to spluUUuuRge

[pale ingot]

live SilveR footage

[exotic sentinel]

lmfao

that's

I love that

[pale ingot]

Listening to brainfart

[tidal trellis]

Essentially

[river robin]

Why do you have this

[pale ingot]

why wouldn't i have that

[river robin]

[pale ingot]

you want another one?

sate your curiosity?

[exotic sentinel]

yes please

I'm still laughing to the first one

[river robin]

WAITER I WOULD LIKE ANOTHER PLEASE

[river robin]

Oh this…

[exotic sentinel]

not as good

[glad carbon]

same

[pale ingot]

i now have to search my files

didnt find anything similar, have this

[pale ingot]

i fucking hate this song

[pale ingot]

i hate it because it has that fire ass riff at the start but it's a weezer song

[tidal trellis]

Welp back to sleeping I go

[narrow sorrel]

...but why

[inland jackal]

Looks like first grade murder

[river robin]

Hot cause expansion, cold cause contraction. Outside cold so contract but inside still hot no contract.
Or something.

(Probably wrong)

[narrow sorrel]

I figured... bread(?) would be too soft for that

[exotic sentinel]

such a degrading comment

[river robin]

Look at the chunks. That shit is solid. It’s like they used nothing to cause it to rise

[narrow sorrel]

or at least there would should have been enough gaps in the bread lol

inb4 "that's a fruit lol"

[exotic sentinel]

that's a vegetable

[river robin]

Half convinced it’s potato. The inside looks like it.

[exotic sentinel]

I think it's waterlogged bread

[river robin]

Because waterlogged bread holds it’s shape so well…

[exotic sentinel]

well it's cold no?

also you can see it start to break apart where the water is directly above

[river robin]

That’s not enough to cause something porous to not be weighed down and flex. I don’t think it’s waterlogged, I think it’s a solid block without any yeast.

[fluid heron]

Are you fucking idiots debating a wet piece of bread

[river robin]

Yes

[exotic sentinel]

yeah

we're men of science

[river robin]

The more ideas we discuss the closer we come to a reasonable conclusion as to why the possibly-bread exploded

[glad carbon]

its bread with a firecracker in it

[river robin]

No no gotta throw this idea out. The insides aren’t scorched, there is no smoke

[fluid heron]

Should have put a pipe bomb with a pound of smokeless powder would've been way more entertaining

[pale ingot]

same thoughts rn

what the fuck

🍆

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/paej5j3k6v.jpg

[glad carbon]

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-chat-gif-11854988458409488653

[hot python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1238980546877591682.gif?size=512&quality=lossless&name=akiwi~1

[solar coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1238980546877591682.gif?size=512&quality=lossless&name=akiwi~1

[hot python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1238980584433516635.gif?size=512&quality=lossless&name=akiwifast

[solar coral]

too fast

[hot python]

Someone contain him

[solar coral]

no, free them, they've been trapped for too long

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1238980546877591682.gif?size=512&quality=lossless&name=akiwi~1

[solar coral]

give them a parachute and a playstation 2 with mind boggling effects

[pale ingot]

found out about the existence of Sean Strickland

this man is amazing

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XNn_mtVUX0Q

[eager igloo]

Hi

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3cjfg7

[exotic sentinel]

it became alive

[dreamy flax]

@bleak ore (shailushai_78) has been banned for reason: Porn. He posted porn.

[exotic sentinel]

[coarse bear]

Being a Newcomer so embed fail

[pale ingot]

FREE MY MAN HE AINT DO NOTHING WRONG FR

[fading shuttle]

if he was a mod falco wouldve defended him about how it wasnt actually porn

[heavy peak]

[exotic sentinel]

@heavy peak

[placid sail]

"nobody could have expected that"
guy's name: mge sweaty balls

[coarse bear]

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-mge-mge-tf2-hop-on-vc-gif-10093501854263571643

[glad carbon]

[exotic sentinel]

dry and oflin are my favourite helpers

(they're the only 2 I interact with)

[glad carbon]

dry is my favorite because they never post

[exotic sentinel]

(same reason why falco and josta are my favourite mods)

[split canyon]

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[exotic sentinel]

translate to anglo

[coarse bear]

I ain't got funny things to post

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919680757813882910/1251929837678100611/cat-live-cat-reaction.gif

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

get some

[coarse bear]

Fuck, [a] furry

[glad carbon]

dont do that

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-i-dont-trust-like-that-car-salesman-distrust-gif-15986473

[coarse bear]

I don't browse Twitter enough to steal memes

[glad carbon]

dry when will you fix the cropping on ur pfp

[coarse bear]

It came like that

Flashbang

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 48th in the leaderboard.

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

terrible

bad crop; we're gonna starve

[coarse bear]

Too bad, it's a birthday gift

[glad carbon]

🥳

[exotic sentinel]

respectable

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 567th in the leaderboard.

[hazy finch]

woah

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 259th in the leaderboard.

[ruby minnow]

is that the australian cunt

[pastel quartz]

@narrow lotus slip it into my DMs

[hazy finch]

mayhaps

[glad carbon]

[exotic sentinel]

now, that's a knife

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 636th in the leaderboard.

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 670th in the leaderboard.

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 669th in the leaderboard.

[exotic sentinel]

the better ginger pfp out of the 2 of us

[hazy finch]

both of you are below me

[glad carbon]

and you

[eager igloo]

I need 3 spaces higher

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 1255th in the leaderboard.

[exotic sentinel]

[eager igloo]

Quick, ban 3 veterans

[glad carbon]

you're 1 below ocean

above*

[exotic sentinel]

frota is saving me

[glad carbon]

ocean you gotta post like 30 more messages

[hazy finch]

@grizzled meadow im still waiting for my role get to it lil slave boy

[glad carbon]

quick

do it

[exotic sentinel]

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

balls

[glad carbon]

check xp now

[exotic sentinel]

(am I there yet)

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 670th in the leaderboard.

[glad carbon]

wait i forgot

brainfart no xp

[exotic sentinel]

oh dear god

[glad carbon]

necro some stalker chat posts

[exotic sentinel]

I'm stuck here forever

[glad carbon]

"i also like the monolith"

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 88th in the leaderboard.

[exotic sentinel]

let me go praise the winchester, ppsh and clear sky, be right back

[glad carbon]

[eager igloo]

The hate in that message

[glad carbon]

it was sadness

[quaint ore]

DIsappointment

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh you get xp from brainfart

[quaint ore]

ledy could have gotten porn in his dms

[glad carbon]

iedy didnt wanna remove the porn poster

[ruby minnow]

i haven't talked anywhere but brainfart

[quaint ore]

instead he got porn in public

[glad carbon]

did they add it back?

[ruby minnow]

its crazy to see iedy would ban people who post porn

friendly fire

[dreamy flax]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 670th in the leaderboard.

[eager igloo]

He's getting rid of competition

[ruby minnow]

real

[glad carbon]

tied with menace

[exotic sentinel]

he's why it's called goondivers right?

[glad carbon]

exactly

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-clone-wars-gif-25778867

[exotic sentinel]

idk, I muted goondivers since I kept getting pinged by furries trying to argue with me

[hazy finch]

found a weird gif yesterday some dude was spamming gifs on some game forum website and he was spamming a gif of someone shoving a traffic cone up someone elses ass with the caption "VLC media player failed to install properly"

[ruby minnow]

yeah same

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-turk-turkish-homelander-turkish-gif-6430823713072409526

[exotic sentinel]

I thought my lab coat was moving by itself in the corner of my eye and I gave it the most terrified stare I think I've ever given anything

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cat-sniff-gif-24417522

[ruby minnow]

ghosts aren't scary

[exotic sentinel]

it's not, it's chilling on my door

[ruby minnow]

what are they gonna do

throw shit around?

[exotic sentinel]

ghosts can't go through doors stupid, they're not fire

[glad carbon]

if a ghost shows up cover it in ur own ectoplasm

ez

[ruby minnow]

i fw any ghost girls

[exotic sentinel]

accurate depiction of when commodore perry showed up

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-abiotic-factor-toilet-abiotic-factor-meme-planet-of-the-apes-abiotic-factor-monkey-gif-13548517721788507103

[hazy finch]

damn dude got banned before i could find it again

[ruby minnow]

i am becoming iedy

[glad carbon]

YOOOO

[ruby minnow]

i am becoming gamma moderator

becoming a gooner

[glad carbon]

its uhh

fertilizer time

[exotic sentinel]

not yet, I just wanted to post the gif

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/blender-3d-half-life-combine-ik-rig-gif-11440925544619796754

[exotic sentinel]

my friend said it'd be a waste of resources (but I'm going to do it when we move)

[exotic sentinel]

oh that's how we get it, we didn't want to wait till we shit ourselves to be honest

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/716167075671834694/1190021589262155866/togif.gif

[exotic sentinel]

literally me in abiotic factor

I hope they add goatee facial hair style

so we can be gordon freeman

[hazy finch]

heres a super special challenge for the russian speakers here what does this say i found this a couple days ago and i have no idea what it says (im gonna get banned arent i) ill give you a golden star if you figure it out

[exotic sentinel]

ping dry before he sleepy sleep

[quaint ore]

What a horrible day to know Russian

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[hazy finch]

im gonna post it in the russian brainfart and see what happens

[exotic sentinel]

tyrolean - japanese alliance is strong

[quaint ore]

Japanese doing european songs and singing styles are weird asf

[exotic sentinel]

he's killing it though

[quaint ore]

They're also weirdly good at it

[next acorn]

Who say "russian brainfart"?

[quaint ore]

THE FUCKING JAP DOING THE COSSACK DANCE

[exotic sentinel]

"hey that's a slur!"

https://tenor.com/view/kasatschok-kasatschock-gif-19482531

[hazy finch]

payload has been delivered

[exotic sentinel]

russian brainfart is the toilet right

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/чапкіс-гопак-повзунець-козачок-україна-gif-25469729

[hazy finch]

yea

[exotic sentinel]

ok

[quaint ore]

mf'ers had insane stamina

[exotic sentinel]

I eagerly await a reception there

[hazy finch]

~~the skibidi toilet ~~

[exotic sentinel]

I can do the kicks and stuff but at a very rudimentary level, the guys in these gifs are insane

[quaint ore]

They sure asf never skip leg day

or cardio

[exotic sentinel]

my biking experience gives me the leg strength I need

[quaint ore]

But tbf the people doing that are usually short, cause I tried doing that a lot

If you have a long femur and legs in general you're fucked

[exotic sentinel]

I think I'm pretty average

just got long arms

5'10

[quaint ore]

6'4

[exotic sentinel]

euro detected

shortest european man is 6'4

[quaint ore]

Yeah

It's fucking weird how I went to US

[exotic sentinel]

shortest european woman is my oma (she's like 5'2)

[quaint ore]

I remember going there when I was 13 and I was dwarfing people already

Didn't help my muscular development though

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136333246171463833/1257808192214142976/image0.gif?ex=6685c0a9&is=66846f29&hm=25e9371665148ac941828cf7e3ea9614095936fdb6e9fd909516e77323eba7b6&

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/cj-explosion-nuke-gta-san-andreas-san-andreas-gif-17178689676196145227

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @heavy peak @inland jackal @lone cedar @fresh rose me being forced to type a non racist essay that has topics about empowering women just so I can get a good grade

[exotic sentinel]

[austere shadow]

What a cuck

I'd write what I want

[pale ingot]

@delicate trench jif

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-21127074

[lone cedar]

Me always being racist until japanese/koreans send me a letter for breeding visa

[eager igloo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/492787310534852618/1257974381091487855/1719396320092962.gif?ex=66865b70&is=668509f0&hm=48d0f46de0b80ba525d1f801c17afd51699d9a06c71cac919e09a62cbeab59c0&

[narrow lotus]

[cunning lance]

[eager igloo]

@ancient lynx

Fucking waluigi sounding headass

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-waluigi-mario-meme-gif-5329543

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus I work in the same building where my ISP is

well how about that

Sadly we're not allowed to go into their offices lmao

[exotic sentinel]

crowbar

[stone blade]

I love how my company that I work for is american and we use some crappy PCs which work slow and bug out constantly
meanwhile my ISP HAS FUCKING MACS BRO

one mac on every station like wtf?

[inland jackal]

[narrow lotus]

[eager igloo]

Hell yeah

Im hungy now you romanian twat

[exotic sentinel]

breadbowl

[exotic sentinel]

abiotic factor reference

[exotic sentinel]

there are metal crates

[fading shuttle]

teeheehee, your honor

[runic kernel]

Hi Ocean Hi Cori Hi Menace Hi Xalrider

[broken topaz]

haii

[exotic sentinel]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiį

[inland jackal]

@broken topaz

[stone blade]

Yes

[inland jackal]

@stone blade @stone blade

[stone blade]

what

jebem ti

[stone blade]

O

[inland jackal]

Jebem ti seme

[stone blade]

thats literally me

[inland jackal]

White one is great

[broken topaz]

real

im drinking a pink one rn

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1257978488590434336/2_5370829493814441165.mp4?ex=66865f43&is=66850dc3&hm=b62f6a12bf72dae952ca1a8c4d13c87cf577cb0ead78bc6b88c9a73b2ee2f836&

[inland jackal]

Rn im in Croatia so i thought they had some exotic drinks

And i was right

[tidal trellis]

I'm awake, hello people

[exotic sentinel]

wid monser bad bich

[inland jackal]

@grizzled meadow it is wednesday my dude

[inland jackal]

And reject this guy for spam

[stone blade]

Guys

You think fiona's squirt is green?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-gregor-clegane-game-of-thrones-mountain-vs-drunk-the-mountain-got-gregor-clegane-gif-5085620039867258042

[stone blade]

Wtf do you want

Let me drink my Hell Energy in peace old man

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[narrow lotus]

i have Mango Loco in the fridge waiting for me

gotta finish the snitzels tho

today we eat like kings

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/murderer-pillow-gif-25218991

[tidal trellis]

Acid drinker

[stone blade]

I had one the other day

I have it no more

[eager igloo]

Haaaai

[stone blade]

@eager igloo OMG ALO

[tidal trellis]

Hello menace

[stone blade]

wtf are these memes

is this instagram?

[placid sail]

[broken topaz]

shit fucking memes

[broken topaz]

except this one

[exotic sentinel]

idk they’re just memes I have saved on my phone

most of my good ones are on my computer

[broken topaz]

Save better memes

[stone blade]

@broken topaz ❤️

[exotic sentinel]

I don’t have instagram on my phone

[stone blade]

Shame

they have some decent stuff

[exotic sentinel]

boring

[stone blade]

and half the comments are filled with the N word

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[stone blade]

and racism

[exotic sentinel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/716167075671834694/1190021589262155866/togif.gif

[exotic sentinel]

less boring

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[stone blade]

Now we're talking

[exotic sentinel]

I am team autism

we will win

rahh

[eager igloo]

I have to make a fucking powerpoint

Kill me pls

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1257991941816320090/509683369bb5b79f95db27b6fb595648.mp4?ex=66866bcb&is=66851a4b&hm=ad02a8ceeac421ef582be122394fe20ecfd319b1d4ddfada2ab0e2b496ee0d2f&

[tidal trellis]

About what

[eager igloo]

Basically a conference report

Which makes it even worse

[tidal trellis]

unfortunate

Good luck with it though

[last umbra]

hi guysss

[pastel quartz]

whoever was masturbating the reactions together with me

[narrow lotus]

ALO?

[lusty sonnet]

aldo?

[tidal trellis]

Hello to the 3 of you

[fading shuttle]

i have gotten to the altus plateu in elden ring, god i remember why i quit last time

im only like halfway through the bloody game

[minor cypress]

[fading shuttle]

[minor cypress]

Im trying my best to blend into the walls for the last 2hr til my friday

Then we get to go shopping for stuff to grill on the 4th

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470168157148020756/1257700304070119506/4dc491e086912e128eeb9e2804f12672.mp4?ex=668604ef&is=6684b36f&hm=015141e48437b66093dcc085bdf4192b1beda5ab5398cfc75ac5005d70e41350&

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-have-a-nice-day-good-ending-gif-25395445

[tidal trellis]

Hello Zoro

[pastel quartz]

can someone translate teh weird numbers

[tidal trellis]

Gibberish

[minor cypress]

Biggly.

[lusty sonnet]

that name sounds lovecraftian

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976235732056309862/1231632304019865650/uncle.mp4?ex=66861b37&is=6684c9b7&hm=0d6916355d5e9db397785b8ee4aa43881afd74dcd1a11c967412d9012561ad2d&

[tidal trellis]

amazing, im gonna die

[broken topaz]

No wonder your country is shit

who is supposed to get any meaningful work done in 41°C

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus I'm starting to sneeze like my dad

sneeze
whole block hears me

its over

[tidal trellis]

idk but my dad's out there doing work so

he a champ

I still want out of here, anywhere would be better

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

bless you

heard it over here

[stone blade]

Ofc

Imagine sneezing like that at 6am in the morning

neighbours from the other block can hear me

dad sneeze syndrome is a real thing

[tidal trellis]

but of course

[broken topaz]

atleast you dont moan when you sneeze

i cant sneeze in public

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-luna-stare-cat-gif-12106551165382041393

Now why did you have to say that

[broken topaz]

because thats how i sneeze

[pastel quartz]

you haven't lived until you sneeze and hear some random guy outside saying noroc

[broken topaz]

Id trade that for a dad sneeze

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[stone blade]

sneeze
1.2 richter earthquake

[pastel quartz]

I sneeze like a cat

its joever

[stone blade]

ofc you do

half of you are femboys

[tidal trellis]

idk about sneezes but, I'm starting to sound like my dad least over the phone anyway, my relatives think its him speaking when its me, thats pretty cool

[stone blade]

I carry that PURE Bulgarian racism blood in me

granted I wear hello kitty tshirts

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[broken topaz]

no way you wearing hello kitty shirts

[stone blade]

stfu they're adorable

[stone blade]

I do

[broken topaz]

i mean I agree

[eager igloo]

Based

[tidal trellis]

smh

[stone blade]

and I love it

I love being a pookie bear

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1258005730376548443/ssstwitter.com_1719902053931.mp4?ex=668678a2&is=66852722&hm=8de5783fa2ecb9877fb17ac918d9778c98bc1beffbadb662cada0dd2bf2c8d70&

[stone blade]

that little spin on the drill says it all

[stone blade]

ty ty

[pastel quartz]

I wear short jeans and a grey t shirt

all day every day

[stone blade]

now you're just asking to be called gey

[pastel quartz]

every day all day every day

[stone blade]

meanwhile me in all back

in 35 degree weather

the racism fit knows no boundries chat

[pastel quartz]

racist against white?

[eager igloo]

Racism against colorful clothes

[broken topaz]

I just got recommended this absolute unit of an eastern european playing metal covers on a hello kitty guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKNeu63cWR4

weakest eastern european

[pale ingot]

that guy is pretty based

[solar obsidian]

doomer

[broken topaz]

I dress like that too

[eager igloo]

Rel

[broken topaz]

All black, long sleeves, leather half boots

32°C

[stone blade]

heat is for pussies we raw dog it

[tidal trellis]

jesus

how the fuck do you do it

I can barely stand long sleeves

[pastel quartz]

a sensation is only uncomfortable until you get used to it

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shaq-mans-not-hot-michael-dapaah-gif-10323726

I also have weak ginger skin

So i cover up so i dont get cancer

[tidal trellis]

you ginger? unfortunate

may you find your soul one day

[broken topaz]

half ginger

I get the pale skin, and the freckles

[tidal trellis]

other half then