#🎪bruh-fart
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Who tf still judges wealth based on iphones
americans
i see people doing interviews in like LA and people introduce themselves with the cost of the shit they wear man
its so bad
western ladies
Idiots
no fucking way
your worth is decided by the worm jizz you wear
so youre telling me that it wasnt a police?
some girl from sweden came over to my place man
Iphones ain’t even that difficult to get nowadays
The only clothing I really care to spend good money on is shoes and formal wear
when you use the word " Literally " he spawns?
yeah i have like, 30 sets of like comfort clothes then 1 pair of work / formal clothes
Literally me
and it looked no different than the shit our local gypsies used
Good shoes, socks and underwear is a godsend.
Falcobot you butch
It’s all about the brand
Broke people pretending to have money
looks the fucking same
I recently swapped over to mostly leather shoes for everything, even casual, man that shit lasts like a trillion times longer than the plastic/fabric ones
@dreamy flax didnt i tell your stupid ass to do something, where the fuck did you go?
Gopa 
what was the demographic
I would but its too hot for leather anything here
🌡️ 95.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 35.0c (celsius)
You keep pinging some random person 
Some luxury brands do have good design but a lot just ends up in the hands of people who don’t know how to utilize them
oh fuck
its the horseshoe theory i tell you
"The survey of 1,502 singletons in the US was carried out by Decluttr, a company that helps customers sell unwanted tech items.
In addition to the conclusion that iPhone users were deemed as being more romantically appealing than Android users, the study also unveiled some other interesting tidbits regarding dating in the digital age.
According to the findings, only 65 per cent of iPhone users would be open to going on a first date with someone who owns an Android smartphone."
Can someone add a rule to ban fahrenheit
our gypsies and rich western women wear the same things
Doesn't say
Sometimes it’s better to go for custom tailored shit altogether
With phone shit all i care for is the specs. Apple, android, who care. Make calls, browse memes, store shit, do texts. Thats all i ask
I am considering getting something super light and breathable for the hottest of days, since leather does get a bit hot sometimes
correction, stupid western women
I actually do not care about the specs that much any more
The question is, can I jailbreak it for GBA emulation
i buy whatever is cheap and has a decent camera
As long as it has SD card support
the apple shit is getting so dumb
With phones, same. With everything else? If its got a purpose, im speccing it out
Just depends on what i expect it to do every day
I used to have Asus phones and those are durable as shit
The most important thing for me is the ability to record my calls, fucking Google being cunts and updating the OS to block call recording, so I need to get the specefic brand to re-introduce it on a phone by phone basis 
Yeah just for phones I mean
I just get used phones or hand me downs, i only use them for calling, i have a tablet for everything else
i mean hey
Apple got rid of that feature too much to my boyfriends utter disgust
if it works it works
my phone got so slow i had to nuke its rom and install a custom one
now it works really good
will stick it to for another few years
I miss my asus phone a lot ngl
Custom phone roms seem cool
id recommend them if you can tolerate troubleshooting
Ive only had 2 phones ever. The basic bitch prepaid shitter, and my "nice" samsung s10 that i will use until it dies
alright
So long the ability to do so is still there
I will buy that phone
significant boost in performance and battery life generally
post unfunny tenor fart gifs
I suspect it is a great conspiracy against the common folk, recording calls is legal most places and one of the only ways to gather evidence of wrongdoing etc. in many cases
On a phone? I hate doing pretty much anything on a phone. Don't have the patience to troubleshoot that.
this needs to be the most active sub on this sub by miles
we need everyone together for this
Freak number 92736383637237 getting banned
s?channel
it works for the most part but i had to google some stuff to get it working
So you're saying... stop me if I'm getting this wrong.... we need a class war?
fake news
s?server
but everything worked out of box for me
The reason I hate samsung a lot is because I know their support sucks ass
brainfart rn
faker news
We can have a small one before dinner, just a small one
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
was this brexit?
no i literally wrote "brainfart rn" above id tumbass
With those salutes? I don't think so buddy.
wolfenstein brexit
lmao
It was a silly little jape people I know it's not 1940s germany
Maybe everyone's still stunned from the fucking elden ring 9/11 crossover fan art
I sure am
p!dog
Ugly ass
in some places, even recording a phone call does not count as evidence, since some US states are "two-party" states, where a phone call cannot be used as evidence in court unless BOTH parties consent to recording
gn people I’ll see you tomorrow
Gn
I know, but many many places allow single-party consent recordings
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I will ship you to Birmingham and leave you in a back alley 
in your fucking ass
dog on dog hate 🇱
Good thing his only "wuggage" is a 100% silicone buttplug that definitely won't trigger any metal detectors 
This is the sort of comment that would get a man banned from general offtopic
i remember reading somehting of a TSA employee having to frisk someone and feeling their tail buttplug
Who knows what the plug part was made of? It could've been C4
not the worst thing ive heard tho tbj
yeah man, rip it out and tear it to pieces it could have cocaine in it
BROTHER PLEASE
That way they are also going to get to test for liquid drugs
not reading that
your loss
genuinely after seeing that title i dont want to read that shit
Mewing streak unbroken
both could be the before and after
i would say its a crime against nature but like everything rapes everything else in the animal kingdom
No one is getting harmed
What
True, but him doing it every day makes it sad and weird and kinda fucked
It's not like the chatbot can feel anything
Society changed your humor
Me when I put sleeping pills in the drink
It's worrying behaviour no doubt
But not a crime
How does one have sex with a chatbot
i'd press yes so fucking fast
I guess the same way one roleplays
The same way you have phone-sex I would assume, words
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
nah you just use this little funky symbol -> *
I cast brain cancer
I take my anti cancer medication
Fun fact, even if you do it by accident it earns you a nice stay in a small room with a man sitting in front of you asking questions.
Also you missed your flight and don't get a refund.
See now we get a little steamier. You should kiss me.
End story
i have a shield that protects from death spells
Finally released from this mortal coil
nuh uh nuh uh
It's literally just the adult version of this
Now the thing about that chatbot story is the person is SHARING those stories
which is completely fucking insane
I cast Quadruple amputee and Blindness with added Deafness 👍
if I was roleplaying some serious depravity with a bot that would come with me to the grave
Don't forget the best ingredient of all: Worms in the 'normal' one
Maybe the asylums should get reopened
match my freak
I swear TikTok is making the human race less funny
nah
It's not the only medium of humour
Humanity has always been moronic and unfunny. The internet just made it readily apparent.
glaggleland bus
Anyway think of the shit we used to find funny
glaggleland 
I can tell by the pixels this is fake
no its real
Look man
That salomon is going to get eaten
Wether it be broiled, grilled, smoked or fried
Mercury and plastic are what gives it the flavour
mercury is where all the good stuff is
The plastics get burned out anyway when it’s cooked
It’s like parasites just cook it hotter
The only meme adjacent shirt I own features Mr. Democracy Manifest.
He's my fucking hero dude
i dont know this person
Look up democracy manifest
FUCKING LMAO
boys, what does 'brainfart exile' badge mean? just researching local culture 
It means you made a joke the mods don't like
When you’re too much of a goober they exile you to brainfart
Where the “memes” happen
mark of excellence it seems
got it, thanks
In my case I believe it was two jokes
post one
Sure hold on
oh no 
Me and slee were exiled for this silly exchange

Plus I made a "Homosexual sex with hats on" browser tab joke

So yeah don't make any jokes if you plan on getting any gamma troubleshooting done
they fucking hate when you aren't doing exactly what that specific channel wants you to do
It'd suck to have to play EFP out of not having any other choice
no joking in newbie chat or stalker chat either
lol just reinstall gamma
The mommy exchange was in off topic
I kinda ran out of disk space and uninstalled for a while, yet stayed for sweet brainfart memes
yeah no fucking about there either
The gae sex with hats on bit was in response to someone else making a similiar joke
What do you mean fucking about? That's nuts man I can't make a funny comparison of the word cougar to mommy?
must be some thin ice on a real unlucky day
do you know which mod who did it?
because skom did it to me, but i got it removed
Combination of Aldo and Josta
Aldo didn't like mommy joke in offtopic
Josta didn't like hats on in stalker general
I can't help it, if I see what I believe to be an opportunity to add some brevity to a situation I will take it.
This was all off the back of an hour long discussion in offtopic that was honestly very interesting, couple of us being taught about the do's and don'ts of IRL bear encounters
Not like I'm just a 100% shitposter 100% of the time
I wonder what that would look like 
We saw it recently with some guy called Kiwwa coming in and using every skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizzler word he could in each sentence he typed. Consecutively.
Until I called him out on how there was genuinely no fucking way he was being sincere from some slip he made
So that wasn't just gen alpha or whatever brainrot, just honest to god shitposting
Hold on FUCK it wasn't Kiwwa
it was some guy with loads of weird Unicode letters in his name from all different alphabets iirc
it seems like any mod other then iedy, falco, or s5yn are up their ass about something, and will bean you with an exile when they feel like it fits
For a while I was going to completely swear off Gamma itself in autistic rage
but brainfart chat was pretty entertaining when I finally jumped in and gave it a go.
i called skom an asshat, simply because he was being an asshat, at least thats what i remember
i was talking to soemone, skom butted in, said some rude, asshat type shit, i called him a fat asshat, and got exiled
got the exile removed by falco though, who was chill
No disrespecting glorious leader allowed.
idk
after that though, i still couldn't talk in brainfart, and iedy helped me get through the weird rank requirements
how does one up the rank though?
Oh lol will I not be able to post screenshots? That'll certainly help if I ever need, oh I dunno, troubleshooting?
just by talking
it eventually goes up with you being active and sayin stuff
hmm, i checked the xp via bot commands, it didn't seem to grow
i would think that im near trainee
might need to engage in conversations more, fight the shyness and shit
The easiest way to farm engagement would probably be "Which faction is best"
Although that does have a tendency to introduce some extraordinarily cringe takes in chat
yeah, the endless pit of "is A better than B"
All fun and games until the allusions of fascism with duty come up
well, it's indeed strongly militaristic, not that I would call it that one bad word
We caught scammer jigeping lacking 
oh my god 
btw is Fallout 76 any good? years have passed, they must've fixed some problems
God bless google translate. Got no sympathy for these fucks
rough one
well, at least No Man's Sky folks did... not that Bethesda is trustworthy with their tomfoolery
i didn't like fallout 4 very much and I imagine it's much of the same
you prefer FO1/2 or in general (text writing, mechanics)?
Oh but I'm envisioning a future where I make another joke and get perma'd
I havent played much of 1/2 but loved New Vegas
Fallout 4 was a step in the right direction with weapon feedback
Like the guns feel better to use
But over all the game just didnt hook me
yeah, you're right
I guess falloyt 76 will have the same combat
1/2 isn't that engaging graphics-wise, but writing is considered better made, atmosphere and such
Just never been much of a turn based guy
considering there is no vats pause and creature movement is affected by ping, I hope it's at least not half as bad
I'd be worried that the health scaling is way off the charts since it's multiplayer
Deep down i know the best play is not responding so they don't add you as a lead to spam
But fucking with them is too fun
RDR2 poker is hilarious, i just keep betting 1 cent and they all keep folding
"this tweet has been deleted"
528 quote tweets
its fucking over
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hi mech enjoyer
yo
joke answer or serious answer
My mom. Now serious answer please.
forever winter
bro got the p90 head
That's the hairstyle all the cool kids will be rocking
This is some mint Everton news gang
Wrong server
Was meant to be to football server 
Those are fucking sick
Game?
Forever Winter
soggy biscuit

Literally looks like it was made by the armored core art team

i wouldnt be surprised honestly
art directors are like
Forever winter looks really interesting
some big mech anime fans
one of em made blacklight
Nah man Fromsoft would never
if u remember that franchise
yeah mech anime but also somewhat practical
true…
I’d get but
I’m getting outlast trials
Which is even sexier
i cant wait until this forever winter thing becomes actually accessible to see if the game is good
its like
even earlier in life cycle than tarkov
pre pre alpha
then why have they started this advertising shit
im just hyping it up because it looks sick
Money
So anyone else think it'd be weird to completely unprompted start lore dumping the backstory of some visual novel in a random unrelated discord?
Looks interesting
Brother you're in brainfart. Its always random lore dump hours
Not me and it's not in a brainfart esque channel
no
Oh, nah. Let the tism bro cook
believe it or not but this is the only time I've been given the dubious honor of being cast into the shitpost containment
Were your shitposts actually good?
lets see it
one half of what got me exiled here
•Designer, Illustrator & Indie game dev
•Co-founder of Imaginary Friends Studios
•Instructor at CDI, 3DSense Media School
》IG: divesignal
this guy's whole twitter feed is swag
Confess thy sins
Deserved
Whatever dude I thought it was funny.
cool
Mid af novel dump
So does offtopic general require a completely sanitised and PG sense of humour/
just dont be a freak weirdo
idk
Does conflating a Cougar with Mommy come across as a sincere statement to you?
Eh. Its more tame than brainfart.
If so I feel very sorry for the state of chatters you've had to encounter
Just talk about how fallout 4 sucks and post frogs. Trust
dont do that...
The final straw was replying to Adbyday "*** sex with hats on"
are you mad you got exiled
Oh you got exiled from offtopic to here?
And that's no exagerration I used three asterixes
you seem really latched onto this shit idk
I thought you were just raw shitposting in newbie chat
he was
I'm extremely fucking tilted dude
pissed on
Many such cases.
Negative. That was in stalker general and it was part of that discussion on GSC's new modding guidelines
The cougar mommy joke was in offtopic
Raw shitposting isn't my style
Ill lurk offtopic when brainfart gets slow. Usually its chill, just depends
A huge chunk of people that get exiled here either ree and leave, or realize brainfart is best channel and stay.
I can't leave, how else will I troubleshoot gamma
it doesnt matter, they do the same shit for talking about bloodsuckers like that
Everyone's pretty fucking chill in here to be fair
Just like dont talk about the alt
because its weird vro
Wait is he talking about a cougar as in animal or like a milf
Dude it'd be weird if I was fucking foaming at the mouth looking to sexualise an animal
I made a stupid milf joke
milf, clearly
Its happened before
Remember the time that one guy spammed brainfart with a video of a dog licking a guys jackson?
So I can't joke about heteronormative relationships and I can't make homesexual jokes either.
the 8 billion furry pfp lurking
It literally depends on if the mods are on their period or not
Aldo once muted me for 3 days cause i made a joke in stalker general
That's an insane team to have moderating
do NOT ask the freedomer pfp their opinion on bloodsuckers
Most of em are cool
Does no one care about the optics of using wack ass moderation?
But some ( JOSTA ) sit and are annoying as fuck if you go offtopic at all in stalker general
josta is the epitome of shithead moderator
Man I've seen him do it!
sit in channel and beat people with a stick when they break some arbitrary rule
His ass sits on his crusty ass chair for 24 hours sitting in there and being a ass
And he literally talks shit about brainfart but LURKS here
True and real. Iedy, s5, falco are chill. Haven't interacted with aldo at all. Skom can seem moody but tardwrangling does that to anyone. Josta is questionable 
Propaganda and shit, that's how they get you
Does the big man Grok not care?
Idk why brainfart is demonized lowkey
I suppose not with fucking half a million users
josta seems uhh
if only you knew how things used to be
Its mostly cool unless there a r e those maja rip offs
idk i dont like him or his takes on movies and games
The femboy genocide of brainfart
What the FUCK is the femboy genocide
False, we do have some no-no stuff it's better to avoid, like the Bloodsucker joke
what y'all talkin bout been tabbed out for a bit
mods suck
"Ree i cant talk in other places, brainfart bad let me out." Etc.
y'all should allow vampires
i don't understand this racism against vampires
yo sorry i wasnt replying
Is that strictly because of the SA implications
Memes channel, the majority of people in here are brainrotted, it's understandable
Is there like a spread sheet so i can violate em all
mutants aren't people
The what
bro is still digging
Isnt it SA since duty i( IN ANOMALY LORE ) forced freedom to bone the blood suckers
If you talk to the duty commander he tells that to you
stupro 
I figured the bloodsucker sex thing was a banned topic purely because it's a really gross thing to actually write into your game
its because the joke is overused
It is
Nice way to let me understand it 
Kinda weird how its in anomaly since it isnt in any actual games is it?
even the ones like controllers
I'll pretend I didn't read this
Good thing I've never made that joke.
what
you don't wanna know
But controllers are former people tho
Too late 
Or is that thise coated fucks
i literally saw the message im asking why it was deleted
My lore dementia is kicking in
falco over reacting i think
Controllers and Burers both used to be human
I know you saw it you lurking BetterDiscord mf
Dude my blood just ran cold.
yeah but they aint people no more
Do I really have to explain rape?
Moderators sucks haha funni joke but don't joke about raping jfc
what is bro yapping
My stance is clearly anti-rape
its like a coma patient
???
what was the joke
There was no joke.
he literally stated a fact
sweden freedomer
That was a sincerely posited opinion.
swedish femboy freedomer
bro just said animals cant consent, falco are you ok, do you disagree with that statement
same
I still want to know what these SA implications are
Is this perhaps just a language barrier thing
Joke? 
its currently like, 5am in pasta land, falco could be having another schizoid meltdown due to lack of sleep
this is normal
Hes basically saying he doesnt think blood sucker freedom jokes are funny because its a joke about duty forcing freedom to rape blood suckers
Its literally him saying its bad falco take a chill pill 
Ok, pasta explanation. Bloodsuckers are animals. Animals can't talk to people. People fuck bloodsuckers, thats rape. Joke not funny. Man said its not funny because bloodsuckers cant consent. The end.
Am I gonna have to change my silly pfp do I seem like a fucking furry
🍝
Okay that's good
GRUG HUNT MAMMOTH, BUT MAMMOTH NO WANT BE HUNTED

The "can't consent" got me because you said that specific word
Ok so it is something of a language barrier.
Burers?
Ah. Language diff, its k. I got chu
falco cannot understand english, is ok
Aggi olli or something
Fuck me dude I was gonna freak out
You said "stupro", my spider senses were stimulated
we are still kiling you though
yeah you gotta die
falco, ban this yeeyee ass honkey
Thought I had stumbled into a very different kind of discord
Sometimes, in this case the argument was that shit
Because of the misconstruing
Its okay falco just taken a perc or is on his period
My argument was shit?
falco will never take ur argument seriously if he thinks you a furry
You think it's shit to believe the bloodsucker "joke" is gross?
I'm not a fuckin' furry dude
Language barrier frfr
Hold on
hi furry
I'm going to bed
he worded it weird at the start
Oh my god this would have all been solved if you were american
WAR
And there would be no misunderstanding

Me or him?
If him, thank you
hi bird
falco shouldve taken more english classes, frfr
both of you
Hi Falco Hi Frota Hi Giant Alex prick’a Hi spacezoro
The Bloodsucker joke is bad and we don't want to hear it every time someone open the server
Never said you're a furry
spacezoro explained my problem with what you said here: #🎪bruh-fart message
Language barrier, nothing happened, it's all good
oh hey catboyo its been a while since i've seen you
Disregard, dudes just being difficult to start tumblr tier yapping 
anyway im going to bed, the sleep deprivation headaches are starting to begin
hi catthew
Weak
I mean get in my shoes, considering language, time (I did sleep a bit), etc.
Bloodsucker joke (so rape in general)
Raping
Animal can't consent
It was worded in a weird way
Nah dawg all good I'm sorry. I probably shouldn't be so repulsed by the idea of someone thinking I'm a furry.
As long as you don't insult anyone, it's fine
people resolving issues and not acting like animals

Moderators sucks
Not my style until someone posts "mixed nuts" item from gamma
Telling Reddit as we speak btw
Mr president, a 3rd reddit post on /r/stalker has called grok bad
fuck you
And even then "mix deez nuts" is such an overused joke that no one can get offended
Hi Emperor AlexanderTheDegenrate Hi Bird Brain Hi ledy
So twice I have heard of the "femboy genocide" of the gamma discord. Anyone wanna gimme that lore?
Uhh femboys ran rampant in brainfart
Shine told me they were a survivor and did not elaborate
I survived it 
And grok like the emperor of man kind smitted them down like how the emperor possessed Gulliman's body to destory nurgle's garden
You only post cats photos, you never did anything wrong
Not quite
I did the purge every time
Grok just said again "don't"
As a reminder to not to
Were they posting unsolicited gross pics
Let me believe it 
Never 
Only facts in here
cat + matt
It was just a mass of degenerate femboys who took over the channel

Oh no we had like a stalker fan fic channel
And it was
GROSS
I love purges
Please fucking no
No, just constant spam of sex (as an argument), sexual jokes, sexual arguments, :3 and that stupid fucking white cat which is now called the femboy cat, basically this, every day, every minute, the channel was overrun by them
Imagine this stuff and no memes at all
Hell on earth
you mean boy kisser
Basically all of em were REALLY weird and Basically posted snuff in the channel which got it deleted
I would know I’m professional in this topic
Controlled opposition from EFP discord.
Not to mention all the mwadi shit. It was all just crazy shit that got outta hand
You mean the RP channel? That's a totally different thing
Cringe levels got too critical
Yeah i was talking about it as a seperate instance of server degeneracy
Like the people got TOO comfortable with their basically snuff
Unironically sounds like some sort of psyop lmao
Then yes
yeah but the man culprits have been banned
so
The MAIN culprits? You mean there could be some that remain?
I feel like a old elder talking about tales
It's what happen when you don't moderate or when you give a hand and they took an arm
Or when one moderator happen to become a femboy over time
Obviously
Previous battles for the village's ( brainfart ) safety
became a femboy over time
Holy shit
Madi got banned right
Fr. 6 months is a century in internet time 
Yep
What was it for
yes
Yes
I was there for it
Too much
What was the straw that broke the camel's back
I was never so much joyful
The no return point
a lot
Maja and madi were just weirdos
The OF stuff
The sex talking in here
THE HWAT?
It's public at this point, it was in plain sight
Lucky the discord didnt get shut down
"The User Madirex has been banned because of the following reasons:
Several Reports of people feeling uncomfortable with his publicly explicit Account on Reddit that is connected to his Discord Account.
Several instances of him publicly disclosing the nature of his Personal Business Model which includes Prostitution.
The public statement of him talking about harming himself which resulted in him not being able to distance himself from jokes of friendly nature and took them to a personal level.
Using his Personal life and previous experiences to gather Attention but ultimately making other Users that have taken part in the Conversation uncomfortable.
Explicitly talking about his Sex Life and attempting to lure people into a Conversation about his personal Sex Life.
He has chosen the path himself and has to take responsibility for his actions."
I can't find the og message link, but that was the ban msg
Debating on if its worth going back to school for my masters. God i don't want to but the creds would be nice
Me
:3
"Twitch ban me. Me sorry to friends and work people. Me talk to young person in 2017. Talk naughty but no crime. Me not bad-bad man, just stupid-stupid.
Me take blame for dumb talk. But me no like people say me worst-worst. Me just dumb, not evil.
Me say sorry to nice people who like me. Me go on big rest with family. Then me come back. Me no go away forever."
kinda forgor madirex got banned
how low has he fallen
we had dms but its completely normal talk
we played battlebit together and he acted normally

I'd imagine. I can't begin to fathom maja in vc
we were just randomly walking in the city of divinity original 2. nothing happening, just exploring the city. then he randomly moans

kept doing that on random intervals too

we played battlebit, we were flanking but no gunfight just yet. again, he randomly moans
Vibe check failed, idk
Last time someone mentioned that topic people got muted 
sigh
madirex looks a lil bit less unhinged than maja. what a shame he got consumed by the horny

i used to think that im a horny bastard. until i met maja
im not even a tenth of his level
Hi Voltaire Hi The Man Of All Time. Hi Spice Hi demotwink
liquid cat
the car
The difference is knowing when to keep shit buried deep inside
kat
kity

yea man i dont do that to everyone. heck, even my gf is hornier than me most of the time
i actually stopped playing divinity 2 with maja bcs of his random moans 
out of all the reasons
people joke about dudes being down bad, women are on a whole other level
Maja is a minor u sick fuck
miner

mf im not doing anything to maja
girlfriend mentioned
day ruined
id rather kill myself

hey man. i used to be in your position. its okay. you will find the one someday. no need to rush 
it’s usually not even me
oh wait, you hate women? 


i think its about the durability? after one nut, men will become normal
after one nut, women will say "lmao thats it?"
hop on dis dick LMFAOOOO
i found cool custom map tho smh
i'd be down to join you in zomboid once b42 is out
let go
I fucking forgot Zomboid even has multiplayer
Battlefield 2042?
build 42
yeah
tje lighting and z levels and other stuff
But I’ve been playing with my bf and his friends are leik
Kinda assholes
so
weve just been killing them
and I burnt down their house
can i come run over people
just anyone really
no they usually are stupid and go into Louie with only a hammer
Knowing there is sprinter zombies
can i run over you
no I have 10 in almost every stat
Go in livingroom to chill and watch tv. Look over, see wife casually reading the most unhinged visual novel like its the fucking newspaper while shes bitching about work.
if I die with this char I will cry
ye

I keep having to beg for siscorrs
wym

I swear

My entire closet is already ready
For the occasion
self report
one pump chump over here
I accidentally fell off the roof already trying to do pluming

charon do you have any other games u tryna play after zomboid
i heard 7dtd got an update finally
Outlast trials

hey at least i had sex
just get it
sad
it is
I think I finally finished the first area in the elden ring dlc
pretty sure I missed a dungeon but I don't fw the boss so imma do it later
I think watching this without sound is better
What's the metal gear solid pistol called
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the first half life 2 one actually kinda makes sense
good job AI overlords
you made something sensical
that's both cool as fuck and creepy at the same time
goblin
Le bitch (dog(animal))
is it a female (dog(animal))?
cause I'm pretty sure bitch is only used for female (dog(animal))
Ahahahahahah classic Maja L
love gta
he still moans even when we play as a group with bruno and the scandinavian guy
bruno was very off-put by the moans 
oh I thought you meant you're still playing with him
holy fuck ofc not
up to no good
English is a bitch, check your message again
top left
Alo catboyo
Porco madonne bella ciao
I'm guessing porco means pig
I hope i didnt say any bad words
guh I saw that image and instantly had a visceral reaction as a result, hate those little fuckers
who doesn't
can't find the photo of that Fallout TV show girl
Yes

she IS really hot... but you're kind of right regardless lol
porco is just the romanian word for pig but with one more o
poorco or porcoo?
I meant porco is with one more o
the romanian word is just porc
Or, poroco
yes, her, but compared to cartoon characters with other wide-eyes specimens
not to insult anyone in their taste 
hi koko
match my freak
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 frota
🤤
And they tell me im the one that sexualises women
Bro half of her tits are hanging out

that nexusmods search history goes wild 
what
memeg do you know what consent means

hi fimlamd
paycheck disintegration sfx
say gex
shit looks like that trampoline alien from half life
no 'however' with this one 
shit looks the bussy
what
the canadian wormhole
would
I would ask what the hell thug hunter is but i actually don't wanna know
i think you know
I dont
but let's say I do for the sake that you don't explain it to me
@grizzled meadow, hey can i join cosa nostra, please 🥺👉👈
What could he possibly want now...
I’m joining in on this idc if there’s no room
I think one is missing but I don't remember now
Also shut the fuck up about my wives pleb
Ikr
idk why most women on tv nowadays look like fuckin aliens with their huge ass squared jaws and mile apart eyes
must be good actors
alien disguise is working
okay goon night goobers
Bcz it’s hot
The fuck are you people not understanding
that's crazy
Example?
I've found a new fresh hell
Instead of tickets, they just walk up and come to the bar. Fuck nahhh
There better be booze or something behind there.
Absolutely fucking not.
What in the nine hells is that
"IT bar" aka lvl 1 support where users just walk up to the bar for help randomly
feeling so bad todday :( I need someone to say me some generic nice things and cheer me up
heard that IT bar comes with free cyanide pills
go work at that IT bar and you'll cheer up immediately
Produce dopamine
I can't work I'm blind irl 

same
what do you mean?
I'd rather get shot
I lost my eyeballs while cooking
chicken nuggets kurwa incident?
play the SOTE you'll feel better
"let him cook" but never again
SOTE sounds like a hentai game ngl
